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>>6445414
T H I C C
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I learned a song; who's joining my band?
>>6445451
she is the best. I don't care how they will prob fuck up her character in the next season as long as I get to see more if this ass
>>6445414
Alex x Piper is my one true love.
>>6445548
>Dia
>the best
Are you fucking kidding me? Not only is she a shapeless fat POS (Boohbah does not count as a shape), she draws DeviantArt-tier shit, and just fucks up constantly.
Especially now that her mother's gone, now she's just a cunt?
Really wish Baxter took her out, but had he kneeled on her, he probably would have just sunk in.
Lotsa padding before you're hitting THAT spine.
>>6445548
Latino girls are way too curvy.
You piece of shit. It's steam sale time.
>>6445637
Don't fucking remind me.
My friends already shut themselves up inside with fucking Overwatch and now this.
See ya, summer...
>>6445555
shit love
>>6445683
I fucking NEED to see Alex and Nickles fuck next season.
>>6445563
She's got a shape that's all up in her ass and thighs. That's all I need. Plus titties.
She's basically the upper limit of thick. Any bigger would be too big for me. But goddamn. Just right.
>>6445573
>too curvy
burset pls stop
>>6445815
I wouldnt touch that lard ass even if she'd pay me to.
>>6445815
She's fucking FATT
>>6445890
THICC*
>>6445904
No, babe, that's FAT.
>>6445845
>>6445890
k burset. we get it. you hate latinas cause they got hips and you can't raise your son. go back to shu
I feel like I spend too much time buying /fit/ memes but after a good work out I really do like thick girls more than usual. Like just seeing >>6445548
makes me wet. But shit doesn't even makes sense as a meme applied to this lesbianism since I can't make babies with her.
My muscles are useless in protecting this kinda thick high test girl. I don't even like kids anyway. But I wanna get in it and grab me a thigh. Why? For what purpose?
>>6446026
No, I hate her because she's retarded, but I'm not attracted to her because she's fucking FAT
>>6446066
Latinas cannot be fat they can only be phat,
which can only be good
Anonymous??beware we see everything,expect us.
>>6446054
Saaaame.
>>6446066
character wise idgaf about her. she's cute but kinda stupid and does stupid shit.
I just like that thick ass and her pouty lips. I ain't saying she's not fat. I'm saying she's fat but just that limit where it's all ass/thighs/titties and I am more than happy with it.
>>6446112
we thick thread now
>tfw lost weight
>can't decide now in working out if I wanna gain more
>just i got hips
>but ass was always kinda flat
>wide and flat
>can i master a mix of thick and fit?
>can i find a gf to master it with me?
>or will i just turn off skinny fit dykes
>and at the same time turn off thicker lesbians with my health bull
>>6446151
o Shit THICC
>>6446151
OK, see, this is actually thick
The methhead girl is my fav character, the one that hangs out with the previously amish girl
>>6446265
ew
>>6446265
Nigga u gay?
>>6446265
p lame side duo
best side duo besties: pic related
best old lady: chang
best lesbian: nicky
best black: muslim girl
>>6446393
This aside; there is nothing unsexier than straight girls kissing. Half of /gif/ is shit for simply this reason.
>>6446559
To add to this; the worst kisses I've ever had were all with straight girls.
And it's like, do you not fucking kiss guys? Straight/straight until now/bisexual girls being bad at sex, I understand. Maybe they're nervous or inexperienced, or assuming shit they saw in porn or aren't actually into it, but kissing?
The fuck is wrong with them?
>>6445451
>thicc
nigga that chick fatter than i am
Can we turn this into a Britfag adoption thread pls
>>6446670
Dunno. I've never done it voluntarily.
>>6445451
That's not thick, that's elephantitis.
>>6445548
>those enormous man hands
>linebacker shoulders
anon confirmed for shit tier taste
>>6446559
It doesn't have emotion so yes. It's shit.
>>6446726
You did it Bongs! You got out! There's hope for the rest of us to get the fuck out of the EU now!
>>6447629
Yeah man I love my tanking currency, country taking massive financial losses and Farage not even waiting an hour before he slithers his way on air to reveal that all the lies he told were in fact lies.
Fucking inbreds who voted for this Jesus Christ
>>6448144
Like I give a shit what happens to you, I'm glad that other countries who desperately need to get out now have the precedent.
>>6448144
Oh and thank the Brexit when Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland start to use the same arguments to get out of the UK. Now the fucking landslide has started and who knows what happens to Europe. We should unite even more; now we just sold our asses off to populists.
Oh and thanks be to the Brexit idiot and their "Spend 350 million on NHS, not on EU"-bullshit.
>>6448350
I still cant believe that people didnt see through that bullshit.
Like, how did they ever think that was true?
i want to fuck and cuddle with my girlfriend while we watch man of steel and be inspired
>TFW NO GF
https://youtu.be/KFr3ih6Xu_8
;---;
>>6448354
No because now Farage is going to lead us into greatness when we are a country "once again".
I should probably start looking for a medical job outside the falling UK before it all goes to hell.
>>6446603
I've kissed some ok. As a girl that once thought she was totally straight or at worst bi. Guys are stupid aggressive kissers. To the point that a girl isn't expected to do shit but be there.
Or maybe I was just uninterested and waiting for a kiss with a dude to end and maybe straight girls are uninterested and waiting for it to end, so you end up with dead fishes.
>>6448358
>tfw no stem job that works anywhere
>tfw stuck in this country because grandmother gave up her eurpoean citizenship and became naturalised british
I guess that's that
>>6448375
idk about a correct way. Different tastes and such. Soft and sensual is the bomb imo. With both participating and being into it. Can turn a bit more rough but it should def start soft. When I realized I was gay and started kissing other gay girls I just kinda did what I always wanted to do. Soft kisses. More lip than tongue. Shit I could never do with a guy. Worked well enough for me since I got told I was a good kisser.
Dudes I kissed generally just started aggressively tongue fucking and mauling right out the gate. Straight girls I kissed usually just left their mouths open and did nothing, expecting me to tongue fuck I guess. Or drunk straight girls just ended up licking my face. So idk about "correct" best kissing techniques but those are not the way.
>>6445414
>Colored girls
>>6448377
Jesus Christ, if this isn't the end if UK I don't know what is.
>>6448473
Hitler should have conquered the world to us ubermench could have enslaved lesser races.
>>6448390
When you get into a good relationship and really figure it out, kissing becomes fucking phenomenal.
But then we decided we wanted to figure out a way to have extended makeout sessions that didn't necessarily lead to sex. Harder than it sounds when you've been together for a while and you're young and virile (yes, sorry, the latter term is literally Latin for "manly".
>>6449092
I used to lick my gf when we woke up. But I never gave her an orgasm. She had to spend the whole day waiting to return home so I might let her cum.
>>6449069
I looked it up. Hitler never talked about enslaving the "inferior" races, or even necessarily colonization, though many other high-ranking Nazis were enthusiastic about future expansion in Africa and Asia, slave colonies and all, and even made detailed plans for it. Hitler seemed more concerned about the experiences of other countries with colonialism, i.e. mass race-mixing, and thus his talk of plans of other continents seemed more of an offshore-based dominion and mercantilism -- at least that's what I got from limited reading.
>>6447355
>Turkey is muslim
That's why I said "orthodox" in lower-case.
>>6449121
Don't ruin my dreams of fascist lesbian empire with realism and facts.
>>6449111
Meanie!
>>6448390
>just left their mouths open and did nothing
Pretty much this.
I don't understand how women cum with men, if that's how they normally do it.
>>6449121
>That's why I said "orthodox" in lower-case
How does that even make sense?
You know that orthodox=Christianity, right?
>>6449396
>orthodox=Christianity, right?
>>6449400
You really believe that orthodoxy belongs to the muslim world?
Fuck. I hope this is bait.
>>6449404
Yeah, you're right! Look at this Orthodox Christian right here!
So Christian!
>>6449411
>>6449415
>AMERICAN FUCKING EDUCATION
Look up at eastern Europe.
Countries like Russia, Serbia, Greece, Bulgaria, etc.
Just google the state religion, for a moment, it won't take long.
>>6449423
Wonderful. That doesn't change the meaning of 'orthodox' or make it specific to one religion.
>>6449432
>That doesn't change the meaning of 'orthodox' or make it specific to one religion.
Sure, but what's your point? You said that Greece and Turkey were both "orthodox", while you meant that both countries were Jewish, while the reality is that Greece is Christian Orthodox and Turkey is Sunni muslim.
If you can't learn about the world, at least learn to accept your mistakes.
>>6449452
I never said that, check your facts, retard.
>>6449595
>I never said that
claiming that Greece and turkey are both orthodox is were this conversation started. Fuck.
>>6449555
>catholic
>someone who has an obsession with cats
>>6449613
Wonderful, I didn't say that.
Orthodox is not specific to one religion, despite your antics.
>>6449630
>Wonderful, I didn't say that.
then, what is that? >>6442071
>Orthodox is not specific to one religion, despite your antics.
Sure, there are orthodox Jews as well, but turkey isn't fucking orthodox.They're sunni.
I know that in your trailer park there are people who think Greece and Turkey are both "Orthodox", and jewish, but guess what, they're not.
>tfw no gf
>>6449661
>tfw gf
>>6449657
If you can't keep track of who's posting what, that's your problem, babe
>>6449691
you were the only person who replied, how's my fault now?
Plus, what even is your point then?
That not all orthodox people are Christian?
Fucking obviously, what I'm trying to say is that Turkey isn't Orthodox.
>>6449737
Keep digging yourself deeper
>>6449762
>implying I'm the one digging myself
Ok amerifat, I'll let you finish your sandwich and have your "thoughts" clear up.
>>6449774
Keep bringing up the amerifat thing, maybe it'll stick once.
How do I meet girls who also like girls? Is the lesgen Skype or Discord legit? How about lgbt clubs and events? Please save me from a life of thirst and solitude.
>>6449907
College is probably the best place to meet qt's. Just be warned that those places are full of SJW-scum and otherwise unsuitable trash. Dyke bars are places to meet anyone.
>>6449939
Not same anon, but for me college has been about the same as high school, and I'm already going on to my senior year. You get the same people, even quantity-wise it might as well be the same. It doesn't help that I'm a bit of an introvert (although, to be fair, I'm also naturally apathetic because everyone just comes off as... just very uninteresting to me).
Pardon my mild whining. I get I'm part at fault for my own loneliness, I'm just frustrated when it comes to being social and meeting cool people, that I don't have any hope to begin with. It's like I've accepted it already.
And since I lost hope when it comes to making new friends, then I should not even think about being able to get a gf.
No one really, truly matches with me besides my two siblings. Feels bad man
My best (guy) friend fell in love with a lesbian, how do I help him get over his feelings? It's been fucking him up pretty bad.
>>6450158
Can't really DO anything, but listen and maybe set him up with someone new.
I dunno, my buddies and I used to watch porn together, maybe try that.
Just reiterate that it's not so much him, even though it may be, but because of her orientation.
>>6449939
>>6450149
I am that anon. I am actually a college student, but it's been difficult for me to make friends, and those that I have are either straight or in long term relationships. I also avidly attend anime conventions and while it helped me meet most of my exes in the past, I haven't had so much luck recently.
>>6450217
Why would you watch porn with your friend? Especially one that has a crush on you? You goddamn crazy.
>>6450158
To cry a bridge and get over it. It's the same deal for if he had a straight girl as a best friend and she didn't like him back. It's the same deal for us lesbians who like straight women. We get the fuck over it.
>>6449907
College / uni can be a good place.
Discord has a decent high pairing off rating in that there's like 6 very regular posters and two are dating, two are soon dating when they can meet in person, and the other two wish they were dating.
>>6450789
He didn't have a crush on her, but her friend
>>6446393
>>Best old lady: Chang + Red
Fixed that for you.
>>6450791
Wow, so Discord is real? I mean, with that, and the Skype chat, I've never bothered joining since they both seemed kinda sketch. But yes, as I've said I haven't had much luck finding the other lesbians at school. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough or in the right places though.
>>6450798
I'm not following. Plus, making him think it's her fault / her orientation's fault for them not being together isn't exactly wise. He might get worked up blaming her being gay for them not being together and that may cause him to become bitter and irrational. He needs to reevaluate it, see their friendship as a good thing. And that is fundamentally what's important, their platonic friendship.
>>6450847
>He might get worked up blaming her being gay for them not being together and that may cause him to become bitter and irrational.
Maybe I'm just trying to think the best of people but I don't think most people would react to it like that.
I do think that trying to get him to look at other girls would be the best way to go though, maybe by acting like a "Wingman"
>>6445451
L A R D
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>>6450789
She didn't say he had a crush on her, but a lesbian.
But I watched porn with because we're weird, I dunno. Not like we masturbate or anything.
Usually we just trade links now, but we used to watch it together under blankets or shit.
Honestly, I think it helped us bond in the earlier years.
>>6450977
Calm down.
>>6451055
Lesbians. Only.
>>6451111
Why is it always identity politics with you?
Anybody heading to Minneapolis Pride this weekend?
>>6451134
>identity politics
This message goes out to everyone:
Submit to our purity
>>6451217
Whatever happened to individual freedom, live and let live, the pursuit of happiness?
>>6451217
>save for some make outs, come August first, I'll be celibate for a year
>>6451297
True freedom, life, and happiness is lesbianism.
>>6451307
I'm losing my virginity about that time.
>>6451314
I don't think it's healthy to hate that much.
>>6451332
I don't hate much, just you.
>>6451338
I don't know, I think romanticizing genocide is pretty hateful, no matter who it regards.
>>6451381
I can't remember asking how you felt about anything.
Marisol and Ramos are the hottest in the cast.
Fight me
>>6451481
Sup, bruh, as a dyke, I'm sure you'll agree with me that authentic is important; right?
So Nicky is the only answer
>>6451494
Nicky seems like a shitty friend. She may have nice curly hair, but I wouldn't leave her alone in my house with any of my expensive shit.
Yeah, she likes to fuck, but she just seems like such a shit person overall.
>>6451535
> but I wouldn't leave her alone in my house with any of my expensive shit.
Neither would I, but that's because she's addicted.
I don't think she's a terrible person; you can kinda see that when she's talking to Morello outside the shed. I feel like you can see some real struggle between the person who really care about her; not wanting to call her on her marriage bullshit, her crazy shit, and the person who really cares about her in the 'real world' and wants to be with her, you know; calling Morello on her crazy bullshit, trying to engage her in reality.
>Yeah, she likes to fuck, but she just seems like such a shit person overall.
I don't think she's shit. There's just the one thing that's terrible; that addiction. It's not an excuse my any means, and this comes from someone with family who've been addicted, just an explanation.
>>6450791
Wait, who's the dating and who's the soon-dating-when-they-can-meet?
AFAIK there's just one couple
>>6449069
The only people Hitler enslaved were german LGB, pollacks, and jews.
>>6451761
Didn't a metric shitton of slavs get camp'd and gassed?
>>6451810
I very specifically said "people"
>>6451818
Maybe you should look at maybe doing some knitting or some painting, it can be very relaxing.
>>6451827
Fuck off faggot I don't need to relax kill yourself you stupid punk bitch nigger
>>6451838
You seem very tense and tightly wound.
>>6451886
IM NOT TENSE FUCK OFF GOD DAMN
I did it lesgen, I invested in something I have been wanting for Years. An now I have one,
yeeeeeee I so haopie.
>>6451481
There are no cute couples right now, the whole alex and piper thing just died. Now everyone seems shallow in comparison.
>>6450855
Oh satan, you're so accommodating
>>6450789
Best answer. It might hurt but its true, us lesbos are falling for straight chicks all the time, we have to get over it, so He has to get over it.
p.s. still hate that men like him exist.
>>6448356
You could have one, you just don't want one.
>>6451838
now kiss
>>6451924
What did you get?
>>6451911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlucWfTUo1A
Here, Joy Of Painting is very calming and soothing.
>>6451924
Is it a gun or a sex toy?
>>6451952
porque nos dos?
>>6451940
A elliptical. ive been wanting one of those mf for as long as I could remember. I so hapoie!!!
>>6451535
I can't get into nickey if only because I've been burned by heroin addicts before. It's all cute and "oh I could fix her" in drama until you get that shit in real life. Realize they're basically dead. Like those shitty vampire/zombies that just leech off of their loved ones. You know you have to shoot it in the face or at least cut it off to save yourself. You know it's not the girl you once loved or your brother in there. But it's wearing her face so you just keep hesitating until it destroys you.
>>6451924
i want one very much, but i have low self-esteem or something
>>6451494
I liked the black/asian girl couple but at a certain point I just knew they were making them too cute and that one was gonna die, prob the black one.
>>6451959
Por que no los dos?
>>6451969
What does low self-esteem have to do with liking to work out?
>>6451962
Congrats
>>6451556
I thought in one of her back stories it was basically implied she was just a kinda shit person. At first it seemed like they were gonna put it on her mom but nah she made her bed.
I feel like that's a big underlying theme of the whole show. Like yeah there's circumstances and shit situations that you're put in. Everyone has their demons. Racism and classism and sexism. But ultimately a choice is made. A lot of elements push you into making the wrong one but you're still the one that does it.
>>6451963
My older sister was a meth addict and this post is too fucking real. She died when I was about fifteen, but I just earlier today I saw the thing that's still wearing her face twelve years later.
>>6451979
im in shape
i dont think my beauty or lack therof is why i'm alone and single
Ever let a guy nut inside you? Getting filled up once in a while is supposed to be good for your mental health, really
>It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.
>The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.
Why are you letting your frigid gross girlfriend get in the way of you and happiness? Feminine lesbians, cross back over to the winning team.
>>6452354
This brings me memories about my ex-gf. Long story short, I worked as a security guard and dated a qt who liked to smoke pot. It was cute at first because we were on the opposite sides of the law.
Later all the nasty parts came. At first she was interesting and kinda the rebel type. Also cute af with nice ass and she really knew how to lick pussy. Also her addiction didn't seem that bad at first, especially compared to that of my "customers".
Eventually her shallowness started to show. Her life was centered around narcotics and similar substances. Also her in-depth thoughts were just different shades of "society sucks because I'm a lowlife junkie, not a high society junkie" aka it isn't giving away free money. I know that the state has gazillion problems, economy is bad but you're not entitled to anything but death and taxes. Especially when it comes to other people. But no, she had these thoughts that she's a victim of the system in some way I never understood.
Eventually she started to steal my money to finance her "hobby". At that point I called it and dumped her sorry ass out of my place. She called my all kinds of names like "nazi" because apparently I served the oppressive system. Which is kinda funny because that didn't bother her when we were still dating.
>>6452858
Don't really think this is the thread for that.
So let's ask another question.
Ever had a girl nut in you with the use of a squirting/ejaculating dildo?
>>6449907
I've heard good things about that her app.
>>6451645
Britfags
>>6453076
You love our accents, love.
>>6453085
Cheers luv.
>>6453111
If you're in UK we should get married. No point in dating these days.
>>6453120
But I'm already seeing someone luv
>>6453127
Now you're just breaking me heart. And here I was thinking about getting a kitten together ):
>>6453135
....a kitten you say?
>>6453143
Actually I was thinking about two kittens so the cats would have some company when we're not home.
I assumed the Discord would be fun like the tinychat used to be, but I'm not even allowed in. Why Ya'll hating
>>6453149
Blimey...
>>6453154
You know, lazy days cuddling and gaming with just underwear. Petting cats and having lots of sex.
>>6453149
>having two cats at once
If you want to come home to a house full with thousands and thousands of kittens, yeah, sure.
>>6453162
>Not having to girl cats, so there's twice as many lesbians in the house.
>>6453167
Furry
>>6453188
Nah, I like my human females. Or I don't mind a tail and some cat ears, does that make me a furry? I'm kinda worried now.
>>6453197
Well me and my gf once had a sorta-BDSM session where she was wearing a tail butt plug and cat ears. Needless to say it took the word pet into a whole new level.
>>6453160
It does sound charming luv, but I'm already seeing the cutest girl...
>>6453153
Discord's pretty fun, but if youre not being let in that probably just means the invite's gone old. Just hang about and grab a new invite later today I guess?
>>6453207
Well you're breaking my heart so I guess our kittens have to grow without their other mom....
>>6453201
That would be super hot, I'm sure I'll have no trouble talking my gf into it.
>>6453207
Nah, I joined for a good 3 minutes or so, and then got kicked. It's all good though. I did get my gf through TC, I probably shouldn't be allowed in.
>>6453224
Tomb raider lesbians are the dream I need to happen. Too bad it didn't ):
But that's the most furry thing Ive ever done and she didn't "play" it as an animal. But she looked too cute and we did it a few times.
>>6453235
Everything is allowed in love, war and tax evasion.
>>6453244
I call shenanigans on it luv, it's just not right
>>6453231
I went into the new game expecting more gay only to find not a single gay. Don't wanna play now.
>>6453235
I'll try in the morning. There seems to be more people around then anyway.
>>6453244
Hands off, whore.
>>6453266
>Are there any lesbians that aren't morbidly obese and know the meaning of proper hygiene?
literally 98% of lesbians.
>>6453266
Protip, the ones who dont look like your huge big fat stereotype are the ones you're assuming are just straight girls.
>>6453316
>They're still fat.
I've never met a fat lesbian in my life desu
Hey, so I was wondering what everyone here thinks of post-op trans girls.
I am a passing post-op trans girl. Looking for a new community to interact with. But seeing the title being cis lesgen makes me feel like an outsider again, as I feel like I have nothing in common with the people of mtfg aside from the commonality of not being "cis".
Im just really unsure on how to find a nice girl to date. Whenever I go out I always have all the guys coming over me, whilst most of the time Im not really interested in them. We don't have gay/lesbian bars near where I live so those aren't really options for me.
>>6453262
Never
>>6453231
>Too bad it didn't ):
IIRC, the lesbian thing was basically intended by the writer and it's practically cannon.
>>6453324
>i am a post op trans girl
Then why the fuck are you bringing it up nigger.
THIS is why it says cislesgen.
It's for cislesbian problems and discssion.
It is not a trannytalk zone.
>>6453324
You do understand people around here hate trans?
>>6453331
But I don't want tranny talk.
>>6453344
What if I post as a different Anon and you guys will never able to tell the dif?
>>6449396
>orthodox
0.45 seconds on google:
>Orthodoxy (from Greek ὀρθοδοξία, orthodoxia – "correct belief", "right opinion") is adherence to correct or accepted norms, more specifically to creeds, especially in religion.
>>6453325
I swear on me mum I'll nuke your fucking house
>>6453348
Then why oh why did you fucking mention it.
>>6453355
I'll inform the ministry of love.
>>6453324
>cislesgen
>not cis
get a new brain while you're at it
>>6453363
Wanting to know if you guys are legit. But yeah you passed the test, I feel so much better here already no hugboxing. <3
>>6453370
Can I have yours? You are clearly not using it.
>>6453391
You don't deserve mine if you read an OP that describes your kind as not welcome and think yourself an exception to it.
your fee fees don't make you special
kill yourself
I'm thinking about proposing my gf.
>>6453348
Ever the burden of trans people, they want to be the other gender, not "trans".
>>6453412
Cool!
Any Dutch girls here?
Is anyone going into Soho tonight? Been bailed on and was looking forwards to being a mega degenerate
>>6453650
>tfw live in small area
>tfw nothing gay going on in the summer
I too want to be mega degenerate. Pls be extra degen for me.
>>6453324
You don't pass. Your putrescent neo-vaj definitely doesn't pass.
>>6453650
Heading into L O N D O N senpai?
>tfw it's 30°C+
Summer a shit, Lesbian Arctic Settlement when
>>6453740
Not soon enough
>>6452863
I've got a brother that's addicted but lemme tell you about the shittiest ex
>friends in high school
>don't talk much to her in college
>meet up over a summer
>oh wow she is waaaay more into drugs than before
>like damn ok we all did a lil weed but chill
>think at first it's just extra weed with some coke and the occasional more trippy stuff like lsd/shrooms
>she's still p hot
>always thought she was straight
>starts kinda flirting and dropping hints that she's also into girls now
>ya know what
>we were such good friends
>she's so hot
>it's just some minor drugs
>my brothers a drug addict I know the signs I can't be fooled here
>go for it
>another friend is drug dealing
>tells me to stay the fuck away from her because she asked him for ice
>naaaaaahshe ok
>it's not that serious
>get apartment w friend
>she's over all the time
>doorman telling me "hey youre girlfriend is an addict, keep that shit away"
>naaaaaaah you're just a jerk
>shit's missing
>wow am I bad keeping track of shit
>or maybe it's my heroin addicted brother
>we just about fuck and she comes over to eat and that's it
>notice her passed out all the time
>slurred talk of bullshit
>find burnt spoon
>yeah ok nah fuck her
>kick her out
>huge fight
>she comes back months later
>post rehab "clean"
>loves me
>sweet and various sexy phrases
>fuck, let her spend the night
>leave her alone in apartment to go to work
>come home shit is emptied out
>computers, jewelry, tv, all tech, some clothes, food even, obviously no cash
>my rage
>my roommates much larger rage
>cops called, accusations made, obviously she's not answering my calls
>she's awol
>hear nothing of her for years
>rumor she's in colorado homeless
it still fucks me up
>tfw no gf to celebrate the poland winning with
>>6453738
Yes senpai, don't wanna be a sad cuck and go by myself though ;_;
>>6453751
>not being the discord for london dykes
>going to London on your own
You silly thing
>>6453750
If you're a Slav plz marry me
>>6453735
> You don't pass
Used to hang around on the tinychat you guys never had a clue. The ranks have already been infiltrated.
>>6453781
You've been in the hugbox too long
>>6453744
also you know what fucks me up the most about addicts on drama tv?
When they get questioned about their bullshit lying it's always so obvious. Can't meet your eyes. Obvious guilty body language. The lies are painfully stupid bullshit. Or they're just doing obvious druggy habit shit like scratching or they look a general kind of fucked up. That's what they make an addictions interactions look like on tv.
But in reality nope. Brother lied straight to our faces. Insisted on it. She walked in looking clean and smoother than the day we met. No hesitation in the lies. Not a stutter or look away. They don't really get that strung out dirty look until they're thrown out homeless. You'll have evidence in your hands of their shit. Or even them caught on video. And they'll look you dead in the eye and deny it and act like you're the one being crazy and hurting them.
It makes it hard for me to trust any addict saying they're clean now. I know they're just that good liars. And I'm still a bit paranoid with anyone. I always look for slight signs of addiction. Shit going missing. Taking too long in the bathroom. I can even tell the smell now. Literally know the taste of an addicted girls pussy and how it differs to a sober one. I can't lend out money. Not even to my mom because half the time she was ever asking for it she was giving it to my brother. I can't justify buying much of anything of value. What's the point of getting a nice silver bracelet of the higher brand headphones when that shit could so easily be stolen.
>>6453781
tinychat literally got overrun by trannies and that's why we can't use it anymore
so yeah we noticed
>>6453324
If you want to talk about lesbian things with cos lesbians stop bringing up that you're trans. It's irrelevant and nobody wants to hear it.
I honestly believe some post-ops can be considered honorary cis but clearly not you because you can't leave your trans past behind.
>>6453781
>male bragging about how well they infiltrated female spaces to feel validated
how surprising. i bet you also don't tell your hookups that you're trans until they're already naked. and get REALLY mad if they become disgusted, because how dare a lesbian not like a surgical wound???
>>6453766
sure thing bby
but you're little spoon
>>6453756
Don't be mean. She can come if she wants
>>6453980
No, I'm just workaholic but I need love
Anyone else notice how popular cuckolding is as a fetish among lesbians? Especially when they're getting cucked by men. It's so weird to me
>>6454091
t. cuckold projecting her fantasies
>>6454119
I really do see it all the time though.
>>6454139
Where?
>>6454091
I've literally met no-one with this kink.
>>6454062
no cuddles, no deal.
>>6454170
yeah it's never came up here
except in straight guys talking about how they're cool with their gfs fucking girls. and that one anon that was poly talking about a harem of girls
generally it's at worst "not gonna fuck a girl that ever once saw a dick" to normal "bitch ex cheated on me and now can't trust bisluts"
>>6454140
I just saw a couple at the bar the other week where the one girl was watching and encouraging her girlfriend to try and find a guy to fuck. I watched the whole thing play out
>>6454205
It just doesn't seem to be widespread.
>>6454205
have you considered they were freaky bisluts? or maybe not even a couple but just a couple slutty girls encouraging each other?
I get what you mean kinda. I see it a lot on tv where a "lesbian" or just girl/girl couple will have one of them wanting some dick and the other being fine with it. P much never happens in real life. Lesbians are between hateful to apathetic to dick. I've heard of "pansexual" or whatever special weird bisluts doing such kind of open relationships but lesbians tend to be a more monogamous lot. Most have issues with just dating a bislut let alone letting one go out and cheat.
>>6454224
It's just a straight dude thing, plays into their 'lesbians just need a good dick' thing.
The implications of that kinda thing are pretty disturbing.
>>6454205
That's one anecdote
>>6454229
The implication just seems kinda narcissistic or ignorant imo. Unless they're gonna rape than yeah disturbing.
I guess cause I did have dick once. I don't get the hype. I don't think straight girls get it either. Gay men are the only ones I know to be so into dick.
I feel bad for dudes tho. Like if you're dick is weak that's it. I like a lil strap on fuckery. But it stays hard, no mess, custom fit to hit it right every time with whatever color or size, vibrates, hard as steel or a velvet like finish. Shit's baller. If I'm fucking with a girl and she's some size queen it's no ego bruise to me to get a larger dildo and go to town. No girl is ever gonna talk shit about my genitals being bad so long as I'm up with basic hygiene.
I also feel bad for straight girls but I feel like a lot of that shit is brought on by themselves. I'm so tired of them coming to me bitching about how shit a dude was cause he couldn't make them cum. And I ask if they said anything or gave any advice or told him how to do it better and nah. Never. They just fake it and bitch later. Like damn get over it and just tell him what you need it's not that complicated. They only have such a fragile ego cause you never let them know when they do shit wrong. Just tell them and they'll do it right and he'll be more confident (and less likely to bitch on 4chan) and you'll be happier for it.
Communication man. Makes sex better. That and oral.
>>6454275
That's literally one example. Pro-tip: the one who's trying to get with guys is not a lesbian.
>>6454275
>One of them might be, but the girl getting cucked was a butchy type
hipster bisluts be looking butchy lately. butchy lesbians are going toward the stud + longer hair thing.
besides you still don't know if they're in a relationship or just some bdsm thing or just a slutty girl that drags her gayer friend around and makes out while drunk while looking for dick
bisluts can be weird freaks. knew a guy that'd get pegged and offer cash to lesbians to do it if they'd call him a faggot during it, totally claimed he was gay but obviously was some bislut and even admitted it later. doesn't mean I go into gay man generals asking why all gay men want lesbians to peg them and call them a faggot.
get a n more than a doubty 1
or go ask r9k. they'll totally buy you're bullshit and go on about women being sluts
>>6454275
Nullifying my identity, and my orientation existence is pretty disturbing, mang
>>6454035
Actually we're going there later. Come?
https://discord.gg/BZdjV
>>6454331
happens
if you see a girl and she likes dick she ain't a lesbian. every now and then you get a crazy bislut. like she was a bislut but preferred the lesbian label but then ended up with a dude and still wants to have the lesbian label but nah. like sure sexuality fluidity whatever but if you're actively pursuing guys you just aren't a lesbian
I wanna get high with a girl and have her fuck me silly with a strap on.
Lesbians are level headed. Crazy ones with weird fetishes are always bishits.
>Are you seriously a never-been-kissed virgin Anon? Why don't you just go on HER or to a lesbian bar and find a hottie?
>>6453744
>some coke
>minor drugs
That was probably your first mistake, coke fucks you up in the head, and there really isn't any such thing as moderate coke use.
>>6454636
Why is the potato face staring off camera?
>>6454636
I can't believe a photograph is triggering my social anxiety.
>>6454636
>why don't you just move to Germany Anon? You can finally get to second base.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmfbr6cCTU [Embed]
>>6454279
>I guess cause I did have dick once. I don't get the hype
I think it's a very subjective thing, for some it feels fantastic, for some it's mediocre and does nothing for them (many girls can't cum from plain penetration), and for some girls it just feels uncomfortable and hurts no matter what, to the point that some greatly prefer anal.
>>6454586
I know a girl who hates dicks but is into lolis.
>>6454682
That's WAY past 2nd base.
I fucked up guys
>in the closet
>family is gossiping about a friend's daughter
>i know the daughter is a "nonbinary asexual'
>aka straight girl with short hair i went to HS with
>she's obnoxious as hell, wants special pronouns, jokes to everyone she's gay because it's a tumblr trend
>in the middle of the discussion my mom says "did you know you know she's GAY?" in that dramatic scandelous way middle-aged women do
>triggers my autism
>"no, she's "asexual", or just another straight girl. i hate it because they're co-opting a movement that doesn't belong to them yknow?"
>discussion dies down and everyone looks at me kinda weird
i deserve this for being upset so easily by tumblrs but god
>>6454699
That can be seen as suspicious but I don't think it's something definite, as far as they know you just acted a bit weird or said something they maybe thought was offensive (because PC culture).
>>6454717
I said it in the most bitter tone u can imagine though, i wasn't thinking. hope you're right, damn
Any advice dykes in here? my mom's been going out with a friend of hers for about a year now. she thinks she's fooling me or something but I've seen them making out. I came out as bi (cismale) like ten years ago so it's not like I'm gonna hate on her or something, although I think her girlfriend's a ditz and more of a drunk than I am, which is an accomplishment.
I feel kind of miffed that she hasn't leveled with me but don't wanna start shit over it.
What should I do?
>>6454738
>I feel kind of miffed
>What should I do?
mind your own gd business, and stop making everything about you and your narcissistic self.
>>6454636
I live in a rural area and don't have a car. The nearest lesbian on dating apps is over 20 miles away and too old for me.
>>6454760
>gay men
>not full of themselves at all times
>>6454663
I've known moderate coke users. I used it once myself. Just didn't like it. Hate uppers. Coffee fucks me up enough.
>>6445414
I'm not even gay but I saw this thumbnail on the homepage and I couldn't pass it up.
Would grip those lovehandles
>>6454738
if it's not an issue otherwise I wouldn't bring it up. It might just not be serious enough that she feels it's worth bringing into family. Maybe she knows the girlfriend is a drunk ditz but it's just at a nice comfy fuck buddy level and not worth introducing a drunk ditz to her son.
Sometimes people stay in the closet less for fear of homophobia and more cause it's just not your business. Like I didn't come out to my family for a while just because I think my family is kinda nosy and I don't see the point in going through the whole introducing affair or coming out stuff unless I'm in a serious relationship. I also don't give a fuck to meet girls my brothers date and if my parents were to brake up I wouldn't care to meet anyone new they were dating unless it was close-to-marriage level.
But like if the girl is dragging your mom into alcoholism or stealing or abusive or talks shit to you yeah tell your mom. Or if you're underage and your mom is neglecting you for this relationship. If it's none of that, shit's fine, you're an adult, she's an adult, do the adult thing and mind your business.
>>6454738
Next time you see them alone together somewhere around the house or something do pic related, with you as the mom of course.
Who's going to NYC pride tomorrow?
>>6454035
Btw apparently it's £20 entry
>>6454984
too long.
>>6455045
Aw but it's a lot of fun! You don't need to stay forever, just collect free bracelets, beach balls, t shirts, stickers, pins, bags, lube, etc.
