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Let's do our best, girls!
Previous >>6438001
Hello laddies
>>6439217
Kicking someone while they're already buried
*queefs a lil*
>tfw no pizza
tallied up the votes and here are the beauty contest winners
>>6439217
can you not
nobody wants to see that
>>6439262
Worse feel than worst dysphoria
>>6439248
But I still haven't had a one night stand with someone, I should do that at least once shouldn't I?
>>6439266
im a tier too high.
>>6439228
What?
>>6439266
TFG!
I thought I failed for a second
>>6439274
>tfw two tiers too high
>>6439262
iktf
>>6439271
Dating apps..
>>6439263
don't call it a comeback... because i never left
>>6439278
same
Grace is not passing. Hormones are not working out for the 6 months she's on them. She's not going to metamorphose into a beautiful butterfly. Deal with that you fucking delusional hons.
>>6439266
>Edie comes back
>Tier lists show up again
>>6439266
>Red, Amy, Aife, Tichs in good
>Elanna, Faye, Phien, Cheska in ok
>honcelyn in anything but garbage
This honestly might be one of the worst tier lists ever made.
>>6439284
trip on birdo
>>6439266
i feel like ive masturbated to jormy on /gif/ before
>>6439266
Kiwi is cute! CUTE!!
>>6439285
Edie drops trip like all the time
>>6439266
Glad im not put into these lmao
>>6439282
Too sad after your leaving forever meltdown. Have you accepted your life as a loser?
>>6439291
she looks like a skinnier kayla
>>6439242
No I only tell people who think having
masculine features is fine but it isn't
It doesn't matter. I project my own insecurities onto others.
Sure people can say oh you pass or you're cute but it's all lies because a lot of people don't want to me.
I don't mean to fight with people but I let my temper get the best of me and I'll I do is complain about my insecurities.
I should work to be happy.
I have a BF, a decent paying job, friends and yet I feel so unfulfilled and yearn for attention.
>>6439289
Reeeeee fite*
>>6439286
My pic is from 5 months ago....
Ha.
Keep it that way.
I want everyone to think I'm a chaser
>tell yourself you're just glad you got to say something to her
>feel happy and less tense then you have for days
>She texts you immediately right then, right as you said it's ok if you never saw her again
>she tells you you can be friends
I literally just started to cry, emotions are.. Weird and beautiful and strange, but it felt really good, I love her face so much tbqh.
>>6439300
your ex or edie?
>>6439291
kayla?
>>6439266
>Still with the low pixel crop of my cams
People will never know a photo of me besides this one ever again.
>>6439296
i think kayla passes a tiny bit more though
>>6439280
>tfw gonna fuck a chad
>>6439308
>i think kayla passes a tiny bit more though
uhhhh.... no
kiwi passes better
>>6439291
Its too bad kiwi has a shit ton of mental issues or else she'd be pretty cute.
>>6439286
They're made by gay men that prefer masculine faces and androgynous plain clothes. You can rename most of the lists to Twink List.
>>6439308
>>6439308
kayla doesn't pass at all.
>>6439318
>>6439294
i accepted that a very long time ago tbqh
ITT chasers argue about tier list
working in the service industry sucks fucking donkey dick, and i dont even deal with customers.
>>6439315
what are her mental issues? BPD like every other tranny?
>>6439293
why not you are at least good tier
>>6439315
In real pictures Kiwi is actually ugly. Like that picture at a fast food place shortly before Kiwi started posting shops with instagram filters.
>>6439325
>working in the service industry
>>6439318
ayy lmao
>tfw ur a girl
>>6439304
Edie is my ex, that other girl I was dating before her is still best friends with me, we're going to pride in Sunday and stuff... But that's very very different to me then this, Edie has kinda always been someone I looked up to.
>>6439326
I dont know what the word is but when she gets depressed, which is often, she goes off the deep end hard and tries her best to either hurt herself or the ones close to her. All thee while making very bad choices.
>>6439329
Kiwi lost a ton of weight and had just started on hormone therapy then.
>>6439335
the more you say that the less i believe it
Anyone want to get a tiny chat going?
>>6439331
its not like i have a choice, believe me.
>>6439288
lil nigga I have a woman and I don't give one singular heck about grace
>>6439335
idktf
>>6439342
And looked suddenly different from one picture taken in real life and the other edited just a few weeks later. Wake up it's not hard to smell the bullshit.
>>6439271
Nah. Wait for movienight. :D
>start playing wow again
>end up just waiting in 1 spot for hours hoping a baby gorrila pet will spawn
this game is dumb
>>6439335
>tfw ur a elf
>>6439278
I love the choking game.
>>6439351
I'm sorry
No, I need major help.
I need to leave this place and try to live my life and be happy to the best of my abilities
>>6439337
>Edie has kinda always been someone I looked up to.
>looking up to Edie
>mfw
>>6439352
She's still my /r9k/ waifu and I'll chase her until the end of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv99PsnPHFo
>>6439355
>not playing the best race of elves
>>6439349
hi birdo :>
>>6439355
did you get that generations demo tho?
>>6439348
You always have a choice, anon. It's just that you choose to believe that the other choices are outside the realm of possibility to you because you refuse to work for it.
You're handicapping yourself before you even try.
>>6439318
>tfw my mom looks like kayla
>tfw you're only ok, and not attractive
W..would it help if I put on lipstick and winged eye liner...
>>6439349
who is your woman?
>>6439374
learn to do makeup so you can attract yuppie guys.
>>6439337
>Looking up to people
>not accepting that everyone is shit and anyone you trust will eventually hurt you in some way because people are intrinsically garbage
>>6439374
You look like a boy in that Not cute either
>>6439374
>W..would it help if I put on lipstick and winged eye liner...
yes, let me teach you how. let me show you the ways of the basic bitch
>>6439360
When a dude posts a pic of a random chick they got from google, then a guy replies. Aw bb you are so nice I think we have things in common, you cute, how can I get in touch. You're being that guy right now.
lol my friend questioned the legitimacy of my transition and compared me to how absurd it would be to hypothetically replacing his legs with a big flipper to become a mermaid.
>>6439374
no
youd still look like joseph gordon levitt
>>6439374
>tfw u need tons of plastic surgery to become attractive
Fuck
>tfw ur a large cock
>salad
>>6439266
Where would I land?
>>6439374
I can't fathom people think you actually look good. Some people are easier duped than others.
>>6439387
What an analogy.
>>6439392
meh tier
>>6439387
He's hinting to you that he wants to be a mermaid. He wants you to kidnap him and make him a mermaid
>>6439392
It's not a very well made tier list to begin with.
>>6439383
>chasing an old middle aged hon
>>6439372
<3333 It would be worth the wait, trust me.
>>6439392
OHGOD
I'M LAFFIN
>>6439374
Yes. Makeup works miracles. I am learning with the help of the girls at work. They take me shopping and help me pick out makeup so I look good. It is a process but im getting there!
>>6439392
is that chin photoshopped
its kinda disturbing if not, because of where it meets your cheeks
All the fucking trolls in here tonight...Sad, very very sad.
>>6439402
>Jormy plays a NE because she likes taking the knot
Be one with nature.
>"I'm a girl now, and I would like society to perceive me as such"
>doesn't know how to wear makeup
>puts no effort into appearing feminine
>doesn't know how to dress
>plays video games
>doesn't socialize with cis women
>>6439407
Wats ur Skype
>>6439392
that hair looks fucking awful, what is wrong with you, jesus christ it looks like you're wearing a fuckin helmet. it's better to show a large forehead than to try to cover it up like that my god you are vile
>>6439408
wats your phone number
>>6439403
>tfw makeup is the only thing that makes you pass
>>6439407
cis girls are scary desu
>>6439392
You need to contour your face with blush or bronzer, wear foundation to hide the shadow, use some eyeliner and some smokey eye shadow to draw attention to your eyes and you will look way more feminine!
>>6439399
she's 32, retard
>hon
top kek mate, i've seen her in person and there is a lot of potential there. she is beautiful
>>6439411
Honcelyn BTFO
>>6439402
>not playing a real female roll like healer
>>6439393
I was trying to get advice
>>6439388
He's qt tho, I'd take it, and we both played a guy named Robin!
>>6439383
I'd like to sit down and try, I've been dying to do this with someone
>>6439403
That sounds good o.o
>tfw no gfs who wear makeup
>>6439389
Everyone needs surgery to look good, you know this
>>6439379
I still love women though, like literally everything about them, spending time with them, kissing them, being emotionally close to them.... It's top tier
>>6439372
Yeah it's me
>>6439413
Makeup makes a 6 a 9. a 4 to a 7, so on and so forth.
Being a dick doesn't change the reason girls started wearing makeup in the first place.
>>6439407
>tfw I'm all of these things
>>6439407
Don't be mean!
That's me desu
>>6439412
(408) 842-7282
>>6439423
I don't want this to be true
>>6439400
I imagine it would be <3
>>6439407
>denying the existence of autistic women
>>6439425
I actually do think you need to take a break from this place. Find other things to focus on, the place you're in right now isn't healthy.
>>6439407
I'm bandage spec
>>6439433
I got a banana right here for you bae
>>6439404
um no lol
I'm 20 months hrt
>>6439355
>log into gw2 after a while
>sell items
>acquire virtual money
>get bored
MMO's are awful timesinks
>>6439266
>march 27th
>>6439407
Pls no bully, it's not my fault I didn't grow up as a girl.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HWjcICL.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>6439438
>>6439438
pls sort out that hair.
>>6439433
But you don't live in the east bay, my office phone is 408..... Wait that's my number
>>6439438
dude im so sorry
>tfw wear make up every day
>take care of skin and hair every day
>always girlvoice bc puberty never lowered your voice
>very smol
>fem
>very quiet
still doesnt work. where do i get off?
>>6439431
Jfc.. At least go fullblown lezzie.
I mean, fuck
Mascara+eyeliner is an easy daily wear.
Shave the side of your head, get blue colour, nose+lip piercings.
Do your country proud-er.
Be the best tranny you can be!
>>6439446
>.>
>you will never have angie bounce on your dick
>>6439408
i dont give out my skype anymore. three people have it and that's all who will ever have it. nothing against you, i just don't want to wade into /mtfg/ bullshit again
>>6439415
>"I'm a girl"
>scared of girls
toppest of keks
>>6439427
you're 18, you will learn. knew a bunch of 5/10 butterface uggos in high school who are now beautiful at 23 because they learned how to use makeup and dress well.
>>6439431
you at least hang out with a cis girl. and i can teach you makeup. or the internet can if you think that's awkward
>>6439433
search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>6439423
Watch yootoob vids on makeup, go to dollar tree (im serious) and get you some basic makeup. Their eyeshadow and lipstick is pretty good for a dollar. Spend more than that on foundation, its really important that it covers well. Either use a mineral foundation alone like like dermablend or bareminerals, or a liquid foundation, followed by a loose powder foundation. I am actually getting pretty good at mine. I am only 3 months on HRT so I have to focus on contouring my face and using foundation to hide my beard shadow.
>>6439435
>>6439440
oh lord why would you do this
>>6439452
>three people have it and that's all who will ever have it.
=(
>>6439433
>(408) 842-7282
Casa de fruta!
im gonna beat rachel up tbqf
>>6439262
Darling I don't think you need any pizza judging by the size of you. Hop on a treadmill fatty
>>6439434
I'll take you out somewhere nice for dinner, movie night, and some snuggles. You'll love it. There's a few gentlemen left on the coast. :3
>>6439449
>Shave the side of your head, get blue colour, nose+lip piercings.
>>6439451
trip on, Angie
>>6439459
>i've masturbated to you masturbating before
pix plz
>>6439452
Our blooming romance will have to continue in my headcanon
>>6439452
nah I'm chill about it
pretty okay with coming across like an ultra turbodyke to everyone I meet
>>6439417
kek mate no she's not 32
>>6439465
>Our blooming romance
noooooo! ;_;
>>6439366
what's up best slav
>>6439378
it is a mystery
>>6439402
yeah but you can get a code if you pay over $4 for the E3 humble bundle, dunno if that's still a thing though.
>>6439458
trip on, Amy/Shakira/Australians
>>6439461
I thought you were married tbqh o.o
>>6439459
Tru, I used to think I was autistic then I just started socialising more.
>>6439452
How.. Would you teach me senpai
Would it be harsh and repetitive like boot camp
Or soft and caring like my forced fem stories
>>6439441
>Get bored
>hop to a new game
>
>never face my problems
>>6439470
i named my bluejay after you by accident is that okay
>>6439459
w-what
>>6439470
I had a look at that but I didn't see anything about a code... the game comes out soon enough anyways
>>6439462
I'm fucking with you.
But stop being frumpy and wear some goddamned mascara + liner
>>6439472
Not married, no. I used to be in a serious relationship for awhile but that's long in the past. That's sort of how I am though, I'd prefer to be in a few longterm relationships than lots of flings or one night stands.
>>6439356
I wanna try to do it until I pass out. :^)
>>6439467
then how old is she you dolt? she says she's 32, i believe her.
>>6439463
they pop up in the shemale or trap threads on >>>/gif/ every now and then
>>6439465
<3
>>6439466
you're cute at least, i'll give you that
>>6439366
i always forget that you are slavic too. well i guess i'm only half slavic but w/e
>>6439473
Faye the only thing thats left to do is they help you murder your man voice so you sound as fem as eddie.
>>6439470
Only slav ;-;
>>6439477
what if you just play wow for the cute pets?
>>6439266
- edie in Okay tier
- amyvictoria in Okay tier
- aife in AD tier
- moap in Meh tier
- titchbits in Okay tier
- cheska in Meh tier
- rawr in Good tier
- kayla in Meh tier
- tilly in Good tier
- valq in Meh tier
That's all folks!
>>6439477
More like wasting 8 years of my life on WoW repressing dysphoria
>>6439482
You're a fool, but one is born every minute as they say.
Is anyone else here a virgin?
>>6439486
Fuqyou
I stay last.
Forever.
>>6439484
i was born in plzeň but my slavic blood is tainted with mizrahi jew
Hey. Sup
>>6439494
All sex not for procreation is sin, and because we cannot have kids we have no reason to have sex.
>>6439502
post butt
>>6439494
people found them? o no...
>>6439493
I am for now.
>>6439474
Vidya is pretty boring desu, only one that's really engaging to me rn is overwatch and i can't stand that for more than a few hours which is good I guess. I got more time for other stuff not that I got much productive things to do right now.
Trying to look for clothes online but the more I researched what would look good on me the less I know and now I'm completely bamboozled.
>>6439499
I put you in Meh tier because you look like Kayla who also belongs in Meh tier
>>6439502
hey dude, long time no see!! (this is jennifer/anteater)
glad to see that your life is going well enough for you to not come here often
>>6439501
Ewww jews.
>>6439510
Fuck.
>>6439266
this is pretty old desu we're over due for a new one
>>6439493
Yeah but I did some really lewd stuff in HS like holding hands or locking arms...
>>6439511
Hey, what's up? I'm not sure why anyone comes here since most of the people here are miserable shits that perpetuate their angst onto others but I'm doing alright thank you. How are you?
>>6439508
I fapped to them too.
>>6439519
>>6439514
You belong in AD tier
>>6439508
yeah dude, they're hot stuff. you're with some other girl who has similar hair to you and you guys like touch each other's tits and jack each other off
>>6439528
>>6439528
Stay out of my bedroom, pls..
Peeping lech.
>>6439521
i only came back a few weeks ago because i'm depressed and miserable again :(
anime is for the weak
>>6439518
knock yourself out
>>6439512
To be fair, it's pretty slim picking these days for introverts or people who just aren't super into the club/bar scene. @____@;
>>6439536
That's why it's perfect for me.
>>6439518
no
sage
>>6439518
working on it
>>6439536
>tfw watching anime right now
>>6439528
Everyone says Jormy is dating a cross dresser.
>>6439536
>tfw know you'll never be accepted as female until you get rid of male hobbies
>tfw when want to get more into female musicians, shows,etc etc but cant because cry at how perfect they are while your own appearance and dress is shit due to being born male
somebody just put me to sleep so i can never wake up...
>>6439553
>not blasting Imogen heap & Regina spektor with your head stuffed into an engine compartment
>>6439543
there it is
>>6439553
Since when is anime a male hobby? Females tend to watch different anime on average, sure, but they certainly watch it.
>>6439539
I mean that said I do go to clubs and bars but I really don't know how anyone could meet anyone there what with how loud it is, and how hard it is to just strike up conversation with a stranger. Extroverts are weird.
>>6439536
Anime is AGP
>>6439544
Korra confirmed weak?
>>6439557
There was a story of an canadian oil sands worker with a family and a big house paid with loans. He got layed off and drove to the middle of nowhere and turned the gas on so he'd kill himself.
>>6439266
How sad, you must have no life to be making these.
Jormy Stalkers are slacking off and haven't posted the fap vids yet.
>>6439564
yes ;;
>>6439568
Turned gas on in the middle of nowhere?
I mean, that sucks for him?
Why are you telling me this?
>>6439561
>anime a male hobby?
Anime is only watched by men in Japan. Even in the US the only girls that watch anime are usually ugly nerdy women.
Wanting to be a normal girl you have to get rid of shit like vidya and a fuckton of other crap.
>>6439575
I thought you tried it
>>6439411
You used to be nice and now you're so bitter
>>6439572
holy fucking shit is that jormy?
and i didn't save them, i just masturbated to them on /gif/ because it was a relatively normal looking transwoman and not some foreigner with a bad boob job. they still get posted every now and then, you'll just have to keep an eye on shemale and trap threads there.
>>6439556
i have wild blackberries in my yard, this is a great idea
>>6439579
lmao no you don't.
>>6439563
Hahaha yeah like those people that just jump into the mix and start grinding on strangers. I have a couple of extrovert friends that are like that. I'm serious about taking you out sometime though. Want to give me your email or something?
>>6439475
yeah all good
>>6439478
you right
>>6439484
the only slav we need desu
>>6439579
>tfw male
feels good enjoying my hobbies
>>6439587
trip on Angie/Amy/Red/Grace/Kato/Australians
hello
>>6439579
>and a fuckton of other crap.
Put up a list of shit I shouldn't do and I'll start marking it off.
I already gave up video games last year and I felt I was a better person for it. I actually keep my place clean and organized by not sitting their and vegging out on some shit game.
>>6439583
Not in Canada
No family
No house
Not male
'Turned gas on in the middle of nowhere?'
>what is this
Your shitpostin is weak, sun.
You've no idea how much free beer I get sitting in my garage listening to girly shit & wrenching on projects.
Boys are dumb.
>>6439593
>the only slav we need desu
>>6439588
Jormy is a gormy looking tranny that looks like she has a brain disorder. Her stalkers followed her for months and said she's dating a hon with kids and an ex wife.
>>6439579
Eh, actually anime is divided up into 3 main groups, all other categories are minor.
Shounen, Shoujo, and Seinen.
Young boy, Young woman, adult. They're written for their target audience. Seinen anime is the least popular obv because not a lot of adults watch that shit. Boy anime is more popular than girl anime simply because it's more likely that girls will watch the boy anime than a boy to watch the girl anime.
So in short, if you liked inuyasha you're actually a tranny because it's DBZ for girls and statistically boys don't watch girl shows.
In long; you have no idea what actually happens in Japan lol, maybe you should live there for a while first and talk to students in a language other than fucking english.
boy i started playing nier and im enjoying it a lot already. combat is fun if a tad clunky but the story is interesting and the world, atmosphere, music, etc. is all bretty A+ so far.
>>6439609
Shave that beard off your neck and have another hot-pocket why dontcha
>>6439593
Yay :3
>>6439597
hi, have any good cheese lately?
>>6439610
that game looks cool but i dont want to be infected and become a weeb
what do
>>6439613
none at all
>>6439598
uhhh lets see
watch more female shows (hard mode if your willing to ignore dysphoria from seeing beautiful ciswomen)
listen to a lot more music from female artists and more softer electronic music like house/ambient, less dubstep and metal. Either dont listen to rock or if your willing to be seen as a lesbian then more softer rock.
learn to do makeup, nails, hair, etc
wear completely female clothes
is jörmy pronounced jœmJ or d͡ʒɔrmJ?
>>6439617
Sounds like you lead a lackluster life.
>>6439619
the second way
>>6439591
Well, I'll be out there around the start of august if you're serious. You're in Vancouver right?
I have a Skype that I occasionally use, that's probably the best way to get in touch with me. I don't generally post it in the thread but do you have a throwaway email I could fire it off to?
>>6439619
or d͡ʒɜːrmJ??????
the plot thickens
>>6439615
do what im doing and play it in preparation for a game that will probably end up being way better
>>6439609
You're fucking stupid. Japan is extremely xenophobic and they don't welcome foreigners, the woman has a lesser position in society than the man. Kids might watch anime but none of the adults do unless they're male outcasts. That's why the population of Japan is dying out. You want to live in Japan but you have no idea the reality is different to your anime. Japan is a third world country that would lynch you for being a tranny and a foreigner.
>>6439623
>tfw I was pronouncing it the german way this whole time
>>6439619
typical australian
>tfw you keep listening to the same song over and over again
i can feel my hearing deteriorating
>>6439618
Why watch tv at all then? I'm not gonna watch trash like friends just because everyone else does. ewww.
Hi mtfg. First evening as a cleaning lady/babysitter complete. Love these kids, hate the messes.
What's everyone else up to?
>>6439631
Jormy is australian.
>>6439266
rawr is a cutie 3.14
>>6439629
>citation needed
>>6439638
gross
Seriously, what's with the assholes policing femininity these last few threads? Is it just me or are they getting more numerous? Did school just let out or something?
>>6439618
You're an idiot.
>>6439638
that's probably how it was easy for her stalkers to find her they only have like 3 cities
>>6439627
those heels dont look practical
>>6439643
If you don't suck dick, you aren't female.
