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Old Thread >>6423483
HEY GIRLS
pls be safe girls ;____;
daily
>>6425020
Why did this person share so many pictures when they were an ugly man.
... First for can't buy alcohol b/c the liquor store thinks my id is my brother
>>6425009
Damn degenerates.
: )
>>6425020
thats a rapeface if ive ever seen one
You know that feeling when you realize all the terrible things you say about yourself are true?
._.
>>6425009
Aww ye this is an edition I can get behind
>>6424959
Not on purpose :(
>>6424947
Idk I figure it's not going to get any cheaper so may as well play it now. Wii u games expensive:(
>>6424952
Do eeet. Just don't get stabbed
>>6424975
-6 inches
>>6425026
For the memes
>tfw you'll never have a baby armadillo lizard
>>6425025
Smoke a lot of weed & get a spirit board.
Discover where you'll go
>>6425026
He gets off on that. Duh.
>>6425030
are you okay?
Xth for wanting to fall in with someone who will look on your eyes with love while they take your virginity ;_;
Idk why I'm so cray rn, maybe because I haven't been on hrt for 3 days
>>6425009
me on the right
>>6425026
>>6425034
It's scary though
>>6425034
Lol, minus
Hello everyone.
Please leave /r9k/ alone. Stop playing with their hearts. None of you will become their gfs.
Seriously, stop being evil, none of you would like if someone played with your hearts either.
Thanks in advance and have a nice day.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539587
w e w
>>6425049
is that ur dog :? he (she?) is cute
>>6425007
ikr? now i just need a dipshit cop to shoot me so i can get the full experience.
>>6425037
Not as cool, but bearded dragons are very easy pets.
>>6425054
eww
>>6425048
I just remembered my roommates have xanax. How many of those will kill me?
>>6425058
>men
>having hearts
wut
>>6425042
what's a spirit board?
also weed makes me feel like shit
>>6425049
>Idk why I'm so cray rn, maybe because I haven't been on hrt for 3 days
why?
>>6425065
Oddish pls don't ;___;
>>6425060
>tfw had a 9" behemoth b4 it got kill
rip
C-come on guys don't meme answer my poll to make me feel bad about my small weewee ;_;
>>6425065
lol stop wtf
>>6425049
Should probably get back on that.
I'm only here giving terrible advice for lack of friends. Why not just yell at people I'll never meet
>>6425058
I LUV U PLS BE MY BF PLS PLS
I LOVE ROBOT BENIS
>>6425065
I tried that once, youd need A LOT
and booze probably. its very impractical desu, youre way more likely to end up a vegetable
>>6425067
>>6425029
I'm not at all convinced that the one on the left isn't computer generated.
>>6425072
have you gotten dick in your VAGINA yet?
>>6425073
I have a 7 inch feminine penis. It's a blessing and a curse.
I have decided to stop transitioning and accept Allah into my heart
Death to hons
>>6425085
no it's too soon to put a dick in my mutilated penis hole.
I JUST GOT BACK ONLINE FINALLY!
>>6425036
>>6425054
>>6425079
>>6425049
what if a boy fell in love with you
>>6425079
NIGGUH?!
FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Well that's just unhelpful
>>6425033
I call myself a faggot all the time.
I'm believing it less and less; I kind of like girls?
And I don't want to be annoying. Really flamboyant guys seem like they could be annoying.
Whatever happens, we should stay the course though, you know? Maybe things will pan out better.
>>6425078
Yes i read that it is lethal with alcohol. So germ x abd xannax.
Being a vegetable wouldn't be do bad
>>6425073
>not wanting a small weewee
>>6425092
Its not that much fun here Kayla :/
Ppl are getting high, dying, shitposting
>>6425092
cool now go away.
>>6425092
Cool.
Let's commit some hate crimes together
First for worrying about all of the sad girls and wanting to cluck at them like a mother hen.
>>6425089
isnt it technically more of a mutilated ballsack hole?
>>6425092
Yay!
Post hips
>>6425111
it has some penis in there too.
>>6425103
J-just a chaser lil babby. I don't want my future trap waifu to have a bigger cock than me
Mfw it's 8 degrees C out and I have the window open, the fan on and I still can't sleep because I'm too warm
Help.
I've even taken the quit off.
>>6425090
bit spookey
>>6425108
>People who say they are going to kill themselves never do
not true at all. not even sure why you would say something like this
>>6425063
Bearded dragons are definitely still cool; very social and intelligent. My family has owned a few in the past, great pets.
>>6425108
>never do
Not for lack of trying anon
>>6425069
Because I lose sight of things when I'm sad
>>6425061
I wish I just like cute doges, but I'd probably get an akito or a Pomeranian like pic related
>>6425075
I mean you were literally 30min away when we talked on Grindr
>>6425115
die plz
>>6425093
>>6425096
>>6425121
are you having a hot flush?
>>6425119
Oddish is trying to kill herself with Xanax/paracetamol and everyone is more depressed than usual it seems :(
Like rn u are by far the most stable person here
>>6425049
come get it bby
>>6425122
>wants death
>doesn't want to talk to dead people.
Pick one.
>>6425129
no i want to see kayla do big cums in rawr's mutilated hole.
>>6425060
Some people are definitely lying, even without HRT those numbers wouldn't make sense for cis males.
>>6425108
Y'all underestimate the amount of spite in my heart if nothing else. If i could get up i would absolutely.
I haven't taken a lethal dose but i might have disabled myself which sucks.
>>6425127
u should see my cat
its blond and is pretty much the size of a small dog
>>6425131
When did Robbynne(?) start not looking awful, again? Post pics of the bony British woman.
>>6425133
Is that even possible? I'm pre HRT...
I'm Irish though.
And the Romans knew Ireland as the land of winter.
>>6425121
lightweight
>>6425139
kayla i want to hug u & be ur friend
>>6425066
I'm serious tranny anon, there's a lot of broken suicidal people in there, I know there's a lot of bullies out there that tell you trannies to kill yourselves but the robots actually do kill themselves.
We used to have daily suicide generals for years, the number of users started to diminish until there weren't enough for another daily suicide general. That explains how seriously they were.
>>6425077
Please don't shitpost, I'm being humble and asking for your mercy.
#RobotsLivesMatter2016
And again, have a nice day / night everyone.
>>6425118
Rly? I was bigger than my bf before I cut mine off and it made for a good laugh or two.
>>6425134
>Like rn u are by far the most stable person here
I guess, wow. I am moved out, chilling at my new place trying to calm down from separation anxiety from my mom, then I can look for work in a few weeks.
>>6425139
that's p hilarious coming from someone that regularly posts dick pics on /b/.
>>6425140
yeah nah keep miss cock away from me.
>>6425139
>implying you wouldn't
She wants it too. go do big cums and make your mommy proud
>>6425058
I've never really gotten /r9k/, what are the threads that are worth reading?
>>6425139
>frozen pic
>>6425139
Ms Cock sure is rude today
>>6425145
That never happened, and William if you don't leave right now I'm about to start posting pictures of your sister
>>6425143
You took 8 Tylenol.
You can move... I promise.
Go eat your feels.
I'm doing it now
>>6425147
Wat?
It's colder here.
I'm just saying that something's gone wrong.
>>6425110
finally!
>>6425123
No-one on /mtfg/ has ever killed themselves.
>>6425060
>mfw girls are big
I...
>>6425149
>there's a lot of broken suicidal people in there
in HERE as well, most likely even more so.
but d/w Ive never posted on r9k and dont plan to
>>6425143
PLs don't do that :C
>>6425155
srsly, i've had like 5hrs sleep max today and even that was a nightmare/not so great dream so.... yeah..
congrats I think
>talk to my moms out my hair
>she says bring it up two inches, and get layers and bangs
>bangs
Am I really going to be the girl that goes through a beak up and gets bangs ;_;
>>6425127
you need a tall boy to hug you and protect you
>>6425153
It takes a real man to get over the fact that his gf is bigger than he is.
>>6425157
yuck
>>6425156
stop replying to yourself asshole
go pick your fungus out of your crotch wound
>>6425164
9. I can move my hands but its really heavy
>>6425167
lurk more senpai
>>6425172
Are you feeling ok phien?
>>6425167
how would you know that? do you know how many trips don't post anymore that don't keep in contact with anyone else? seriously, just stop trolling.
>>6425060
holy shit
>tfw no monster cock AGP transbian gf
>>6425180
>Tylenol
Its called being lazy.
I'll gobble 10 Tylenol on livecam just to prove how summer you're being right now
>>6425186
7 inches is average tho
>>6425186
Hey bb
Srsly, all of you who are sad.
Life is short.
Pain is shorter.
Death is forever.
The only thing you need to keep living is the sunrise.
Appreciate it like the rooster crows in the morning.
Damn I love chickens.
>>6425134
Whaaaaaat? I've never threatend suicide OR murder here. What does that make me, chicken fois-gra?
>mfw literally 6.04 inch cock
W E W
>>6425118
Really? I would have thought that that would be something chasers would like; there's definitely a preference for absurdly large on /d/ at least.
>>6425185
I killed myself days ago, I am now ghost kin
>>6425127
I would think going off hormones would probably only make your mood more unstable
>>6425137
i doubt being dead would get rid of my social anxiety
>>6425179
my standards aren't low enough for me to even want to be in the same state as you, lmao
like, chicago is a massive shithole but i'd rather get shot 50 times than be anywhere near you.
>>6425104
whats wrong with getting high
being high actually makes mtfg genuinely fun
>>6425189
really? i thought 5.1 was average.
guess you know more than proven medical studies
>>6425188
We'll be Tylenol twins
>>6425196
>I would think going off hormones would probably only make your mood more unstable
get some self awareness
>>6425176
>my moms
>>6425176
Yes Faye. And you're going to look adorable with them.
>>6425189
I thought for males it's 5.5???
>>6425190
h-hi...
>>6425197
likewise jerk
fucking post ops thinking their god... ugh
>>6425127
B/c you were being moody & didn't want me around
>>6425198
its the type of drugs tho
>>6425178
Yee
The most manly response is to just laugh and slap her dick with your dick.
>>6425060
>all these big dicks
>>6425166
Finally?
What?
>>6425209
>thinking their god
Hail Eris.
>>6425178
>real man
>>6425176
and then get a boyfriend
>>6425186
>tfw tetra doesn't know this feel
>>6425200
Jfc
I even can't.
Even can't....
>>6425172
>in HERE as well, most likely even more so.
I understand and I agree it's a terrible thing. No one should suffer so much.
I hope you all turn out ok, also if possible never become a robot, when you reach that low there's no turning back.
I shall leave now, I don't want to contaminate your thread with negativity and sadness.
Have a nice thread and please forget our stupid board, it's not worthy.
>>6425212
>>6425205
...seriously?
>>6425204
I'm talking about short term fluctuations, my hormones have been stable for months
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539719
What is this shit? Why is my penis longer than pre-hrt? Did it just never get fully hard before?
>>6425216
I mean what kind of man would settle for a gf with a small dick?
>>6425225
America am stoopid
>tfw you are a completely normal man, but people assume you are a mtf mid-transition when I post on 4chan
Like what the fuck, sometimes I'm seriously curious how I'd look if I actually did it
>>6425229
you forgot sheen
>>6425235
you could have saved oddish
howdy
>>6425232
A gay man in both cases?
>>6425229
you forgot me.
>>6425219
Fuck I'm jealous
>>6425049
take that shit senpai
I didnt take it pretty much at all fir a couple weeks or so because I was stressed the fuck out and my girlfriend was mad at me and I really regret it
Dont do something that could make you pass less, no matter how much you hate yourself itll only make you hate yourself more and regret more
>>6425219
but you do?
>>6425212
Best way to exert your dominance
I hope you've all built your fallout shelters so you can roam the wastelands searching for hormones
http://www.dahp.wa.gov/sites/default/files/FamilyShelterDesigns.pdf
>>6425212
Or if the size difference is enough he could just put his dick in her dick.
>>6425072
/r9k/ would be so mad if they heard this
Does big dick = deep vagina?
>>6425245
>liking feminine dicks
>gay
>>6425252
>be tranny
>not standing directly below blast
??
I hate you
>>6425258
>/r9k/ would be so mad if they heard this
No shit.
They prefer transwomen to keep their cocks so they can play with it. Bunch of closet fags.
>>6425235
Is it this?
>>6425241
'Cause I tried to help. It still stands, if anyone cares.
i do want to help anyone who wants it. I don't like being mean to people who remind me so much of me.
>>6425237
Birdy, is that you?
Valq is right I'll be sad but fine
>>6425256
Pls don't be disappointed in me ily
>>6425252
>not growing greenhouse plants to synthesise bioidenticals at the tranny compound
>>6425262
why
>>6425265
i'm not at all ily2
i'm not having a good day
>>6425229
>Robin's color is brown
>>6425267
That special gmo tobacco that gay guy was making...
>>6425258
vagina depth doesn't really have much to do with dick size.
>>6425237
>bragging
>>6425242
>How's the ketchup
room mates can't believe I eat so much of it and I am trying to get them to put it on everything too. I am starting a revolution of gastric proportions.
>>6425229
dont bully kayla!
her face rn
>>6425267
Do any of us know enough chemistry to even do that? The only ones I would expect to are Elanna and CFH.
>>6425209
You shouldn't put all those mutilated cocks on pedestals. It might be time to start the self-acceptance.
>>6425159
>tfw /frz/posting
>Not even me
>>6425248
I hope you find someone amazing too
>>6425244
hi
how are you
>>6425072
Your dick gets bigger with every retelling.
>>6425260
>feminine dicks
L O L
O
L
>>6425254
What a sound decision
>>6425251
>tfw ywn have a guy slap your dick to assert his dominance again
R I P
It's just not the same to have a dick rammed into your inside out dick.
>>6425275
do u really eat that much :?
>>6425269
I hope so. I need a big gt in my life
>>6425280
a-are you on the eight chan board? I'm not, but I was on snowchan and have the entire archive of it downloaded on my laptop. 16gb of frozen thread history.
>>6425271
>>6425285
my dick was always 9" desu
>>6425279
Well I mean its like the rich kid on the block showing off his new bike, after a while its dumb and I get it, they got to go be real women and now those of us who are poor are forced to be stuck with our meat.
>>6425159
you got a problem with frozen?
>>6425292
>>6425292
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>6425281
I'm okay
>>6425286
>What a sound decision
ok that was pretty good
>>6425280
you fucking cutie
>>6425275
You little tomatomancer~
>>6425292
>>6425285
>current year
>not appreciating the feminine penis
>>6425287
yes I do, I put it on everything.
>>6425278
We need more trannies in chem and bio
>>6425293
My mistake. Must have been some other trip. There's so many of you.
>>6425290
same thing as the last week but today has been particularly hard and idk why but it is
>>6425286
You could have a plastic one for him to slap?
>>6425294
are you insulting ms cock?
I hate cis girls
>>6425297
top choice of pic
>>6425270
Aww, why not? The sun rose and set, and will yet again tomorrow, and every tomorrow brings new opportunity. What sadness colors the sun grey for you?
>>6425297
I'm the biggest Frozen fan in this fucking thread nerd. 100% sure. I bet you don't even have the soundtrack lp's :^)
>the year is 2026
>mtfg is all edgar now
>all hail the poop
>>6425309
even icecream :?
>>6425308
>>6425311
I regret going into geology and computers. ;_;
>>6425318
misty from pokemon?
>>6425265
who are you
>>6425310
I'm birdy
I'm gonna take a bath.
>>6425314
I'm sorry anna
I wanna help idk how
HURRY THE FUCK UP OMFG
I keep forgetting that latenight MtFG is a nasty place.
I'm going back to my safe discord room with nice trips.
>>6425318
Kill her and wear her skin
I actually saw an FBI Files episode where a tranny killer did this
>>6425294
>Real women
Because, you know, they all get perfect bio textbook-looking vaginas that ovulate and can produce children and after the penis reversal they'll never be mistaken for men again.
>>6425330
is it E?
>>6425324
Isn't that his normal face though?
>>6425318
Why? They make everything better.
>>6425311
But they are not as pathetic as losers in Comp Sci.
>>6425328
>>6425330
what did you order, testosterone?
>>6425315
>those glasses
Now I need a pair so that I can stick my dicknose into his bp :(
>>6425331
what discord room
>>6425330
Dragon dildos?
>>6425330
The fuck are you buying from Vanuatu
>>6425336
I think its my cypro..
My E shots tracking isn't working
& my P doesn't have a #
I used 3 sites
>>6425310
This guy/girl/whatever they want to be.
>>6425328
I'm still waiting for you to come get your damn pies, that's who.
>>6425280
>tfw you didnt get around to watching frozen until after /frz/ was banned
>and its your favorite disney movie
>>6425320
who do you think I saved it from? <3
>>6425322
n-no ;-;
>>6425337
Considering the family he married into it just might be.
>>6425142
I haven't measured recently so idk if it shrank, but mine was like 7.5" before hrt. But it's kinda proportional to the rest of my body, since I'm really tall. (I'm the anon who's taller than you.)
You're probably right that people are lying though, since 7+" has the most votes, while 6-7 has the least.
>>6425094
I'd fall in love harder
>>6425249
Hopefully when I get home I'll sit down and do it
>>6425075
You're not my real mom
>>6425210
I was fighting with my ex long distance gf
>>6425196
People say that but I'm pretty level headed rn, I feel great
>>6425207
Well if doesn't work out Im buzzing my head
>m-mom do you really see me as a girl?
>I do now
>>6425333
its not my skin that is the problem
its my bones
>>6425349
>/frz/ was banned
What's the story behind that?
>>6425331
late late night mtfg is based though
>>6425342
I'm sure you'll find out sooner or later if you interact with Puru or Kato.
CAST YOUR VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539719
LAST CALL
>>6425346
oh
i wish i had E or something at least ;_____;
seriously though, british nhs is broken D:
>>6425354
>>6425351
>You're probably right that people are lying though, since 7+" has the most votes
Why would trannies lie about who has the biggest dick? disgusting transbian fetishist everywhere I swear
>>6425359
What ever happened to getting FFS?
>>6425349
I joined /frz/ on /co/ around thread 350, because I gave in to /r9k/ whining how it was a great movie. I fell in love with Elsa (literally ;_;) and kept going to /frz/ until it was banned, and to Snowchan after.
I miss /frz/ on /co/.
>>6425363
>PotC
Has she posted at all in the past year or two?
>tfw no bear to battle with only a knife and my wits
>>6425362
gibb pls
>>6425331
>being in discords I am not in
did I allow this? :^)
>>6425349
perfect <3
>>6425351
>>6425366
>tfw actually had 19,5 cm
If I hadnt been so dysphoric, I couldve made mad dosh
>>6425361
Gimme that time in GMT?
I'll set my alarm/
