how do I violently come out? like, I don't want to just be like "hey its hard for me to tell you this" kinda shit. I want to do/say something that will shock my dad into complete silence.
>>6413704
You bring home your BF and passionately male out with him in front of Dad.
>>6413731
*make out
>>6413704
Rape your dad in the ass.
just make a video like this http://sendvid.com/fosz6a7b and start sending dick pics to your friends and family
>>6413704
Gather everyone in one room, clear your throat, and announce "I'm gaaay!" in your most eloquent voice.
Be happy about it man. It's about being cool with yourself more than anything.
>>6413704
Kill yourself while wearing an "I'm a fag" shirt.
>>6413704
suck his dick
>>6413704
This is a good thread so far.
>>6413704
When he comes back home be standing there with a rock hard lube covered cock and ask him if he's ready to truly be your Daddy.