Kayla edition
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
old thread >>6410679
First for feels
>>6411533
just saying hi, ok bye friends.
First for good thing weed exists
how does it feel to not be complete
>>6411542
Can you just go see sirona and fist fight or hug or something :(
>>6411548
G E R M A N Y
E
R
M
A
N
Y
>>6411551
pretty similar to being drunk, mostly because of all the alcohol it drives me to
>>6411554
just hike over to tha netherlands
>>6411551
>>6411536
>>6411532
I think I have better pictures but whatevs lol~
>>6411554
R U S S I A
U
S
S
I
A
>>6411547
>take care tho bby ;~;
I...
Ok. I will.
I didn't mean to worry you. Though it's nice to be cared about, so thanks. It means a lot.
>>6411560
2scared to go out :<
>>6411566
but if the weed is in russia, its too far away from me...
>>6411554
>>6411566
fuck you flag
>>6411566
russia was banned indefinitely from the olympics
>>6411564
are you going for a scarecrow aesthetic with that hair?
>>6411564
Jeez Aife why you gotta be so cute ;_;
>>6411564
your state has very low standards...
>>6411573
>>6411554
EIRE, EIRE, BORÚ BORÚ BORÚ!
>>6411575
Track and field only, right?
>>6411578
C O L O R A D O
O
L
O
R
A
D
O
>>6411576
Yes
>>6411577
I... I dunno u___u
>>6411578
Clearly
>tfw ur ugly, ur swedish boy, ur not even a qt, ur a not pretty
>>6411581
>>6411566
a-are we doing this?
>>6411582
>No idea. Never even had weed.
I didnt either desu
can ducks even smoke?
>>6411572
saved
pls translate tho!
>>6411569
I may be a bitch, but I do care about friends
>>6411590
Your eyes are pretty.
>>6411582
its not good
world war three is close
>>6411566
cyka etc
>>6411590
Oh, you do look like a girl, but if a twitter about hot girls from your state sees that pic and feels it ranks they have to have low standards for what hot is.
>>6411590
Stop
>>6411591
Maybe?
>>6411591
Vivat diu Roma libera
>tfw wasn't the biggest hon at pride
>tfw out of everyone I clocked, I passed the best
>>6411592
Yeah ducks can smoke dont u know weed is good for u lmao
>>6411592
>pls translate tho!
It's about a character from Pripara, probably the worst show ever made in the last 3 years. It has a ton of great fan art, though, I don't know why.
anyone else >drinking to escape crippling feels of depression?
>>6411608
Okay
>>6411596
At least we'll die fast.
>>6411597
Hi birdy <3
>>6411608
You're welcome friend!
>>6411610
I-I only saw it for the trap character to feel allowed to save her pics tho...
>>6411613
Me.
Well, not right now, but I will be.
>>6411615
Horrifying DDD:
Aife is mine <3333
>>6411608
mine!
>>6411615
>>6411600
>>6411591
>>6411566
>>6411581
>>6411603
is this good enough? I dont really have flag pics :<
>>6411609
>tfw no access
>>6411613
I am eating incredible tons of HRT cause I learned they metabolize to a benzo-alike.
>>6411610
thanks <3
>>6411612
Idk, I play with a british friend a lot, he wouldnt mind someone joining I think. we talk amongst us but you wouldnt need to join/talk if you didnt want to. hes like gn3 tho
>>6411605
>And yet they're still better people than most.
I am definitely not :^)
but I get what you mean, I dont trust people that are ALWAYS nice
>>6411627
Always :0
>tfw you develop feelings for people in 4chan much faster than you do irl
>>6411590
I mean no offense in saying this but that hairstyle is counterproductive if you're trying to pass, it's too glam rock; people will probably just assume you're an androgynous guy.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that if that's what you want, of course.)
>>6411629
>I am definitely not :^)
That I will definitely disagree with. But eh, if you wanna think that...
(You're still an angel to me)
im so fucking boned with this dress ugh
>>6411634
Tbh Im not trying to say you or anyone else is wrong but Im one of the only blondes that posts in these threads. I think people are a little biased about the subject.
>>6411627
is it bad that I look at that apartment in these drawing and feel envious
>>6411634
my boo don't want no trouble, its baggy sweaters and flannel shirts secret boobies mode right now but soon it'll be sundresses and sandals
shes gorgeous
>>6411645
I'm blonde and don't style my hair like that what are you even saying
>>6411645
You think people are saying that because you're blonde?
>>6411635
wait,
do I get pretty wings now?
>Went out all day with friends
>Passed 100%
>there were boys
>They looked at me
Reeeee
>>6411662
You deserve them.
But I don't think so :'(
>>6411653
plenty of blondes with my hairstyle
>>6411659
I do to some extent
>>6411664
>>6411668
>I do to some extent
I'm blonde as well and agree with them, or as I biased against blondes too?
>>6411670
Are you my spider girlfriend
>>6411670
Ahhhhh ;___;
>>6411675
Yes c:
>>6411676
do not fear this spider is friendly
Tfw best poster in oregon by far
>>6411653
>you will never be blonde
>>6411674
you can be part of a group and have a biased opinion about it, aske phien about trannies for example.
>>6411678
ahhh it wants to eat me ;____;
>>6411681
I saw that you had came back the other day but I was banned and couldn't say hi.
How's it going?
>>6411681
>>6411687
HELLO LITTLE ONE, I AM NOT A SPIDER AND I DO NOT WISH TO ALARM YOU, NOR TO EAT YOU WITH MY TOXIC BITE, AND MY CAPACITY TO LIQUEFY YOUR INSIDES.
>>6411684
>tfw when you will never be a spider
>>6411684
The queen spider!
>>6411674
I doubt it from at least what you've said but it still doesn't change the fact that my hairstyle is perfectly normal for a girl
>>6411702
ya c:
>>6411699
it's never too late to start!
>>6411694
I meme with the best.
>>6411699
>tfw you will never be qt spider girl
>>6411702
It's ok, little one, it's only a picture, there's no need to panic.
>>6411681
Hair dye f a m. I'm a natural brunet but I dyed my hair red last year.
>>6411667
awww , thats kinda sad
>>6411688
I'm fine thanks. You? I just got back from a university open day. The future is bright for Shakira.
>tfw no qt gf to cook for and watch movies with
>>6411709
If I find an undeserving angel, I'll maim them and mail them.
>>6411668
Not a single woman in that picture has the same hairstyle as you
>>6411707
You're a true memester
>>6411711
I'm good~ Just uh, doing spider things I think?
How are you bb? ::::3
>>6411710
youngling or mature student
>>6411714
thank you, this means a lot to me.
>>6411721
Mature
But I'm not a hon I swear
>>6411720
I'm just relaxing after a long day of being out....I'm all alone. In need of a massage.
>>6411713
> Wanting a gf
> Not wanting a cute bf to cook for and watch movies with
I'll never understand this board
>>6411725
>STOP PREYING ON MY PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS
N-no :3
srsly tho bugs are gross and creepy >__<
>>6411733
it's a chaser.
>>6411734
Not all of them. A lot are quite tasty.
And nutritious!
>>6411734
I guess I'm too dead inside to care about bugs being on me or maybe I got used to it ._.
>>6411724
“But I don’t want to go among fugly old hons," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said Sophie: "we’re all hons here. I’m a hon. You’re a hon."
"How do you know I’m a hon?" said Alice.
"You must be," said Sophie, "or you wouldn’t look like someone put lipstick on a wrinkled ballsack.”
>>6411741
:O NOOO
You cannot eat them ;______________; thats wrong and gross
>>6411751
Ewwwww >__<
>tfw you go out with cis friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c
>masturbate
>take a nap
>wake up
>still horny
help
>>6411729
Well spiders do give great massages~
>>6411756
iktf
>>6411756
get a boyfriend and then your day would look like this
>has sex
>fall asleep cuddling him with his man smell
>wake up from the nap
>still horny so you both go again
>>6411753
Well they are!
Widen your taste palette!
>>6411764
What if you're still horny but he's not?
>>6411768
not possible
>>6411756
lets fugg
>>6411768
>guy
>not horny
Pick one.
>>6411768
>guys saying no to sex
>>6411756
when you're so used to giving handjobs to random guys you wake up and give yourself one due to being half asleep and finding a boner, realising what you're doing, sighing, then continuing anyway despite the crippling genital dysphoria
as a sketch
>>6411762
why is life so hard!!!!
>>6411764
weeeeehhhhhhhhhh
>got out of the shower and put a towel on
>was putting shiz on my face leaning over the bathroom sink
>"hmmm this would be a very easy situation for a boy to come right up behind me and xxxxxx"
h-help
>>6411771
okay...
>>6411774
>tfw giving myself a handjob doesnt bother me much
>>6411766
Come up to canadia and I'll give you the best spider massage of your life
>>6411778
Because exposure therapy is effective.
They taste like chicken~
>>6411756
Get a spider girlfriend to satisfy your needs
or a monstrous, extravagant dildo.
>>6411778
I like bugs, i think they're interesting. I think they're probably the solution to world hunger.
I think they're cute and innocent and fun.
>>6411785
>canada
Pls take me in and massage me and then let me stay in your nonn-trump country
Dating a spider is the best thing to ever happen to me
>>6411777
>>6411787
>They taste like chicken~
okay, thats just disgusting
can I talk to you on skype for a sec?
>>6411792
Doh! I keep forgetting to sign in!
It's not that bad actually. It's like eating fried shrimp but it doesn't make me vomit.
>>6411799
All is one. One is all.
>>6411766
I have trouble eating shrimp, lobster and crab because they're too bug-like though so that doesn't really help me.
>>6411777
give contact info please
>>6411777
i want to write a show of vaguely depressing trans sketches
like a transgirl gets home from work and runs herself a bath, lights some candles, gets in, closes her eyes, relaxes... but then she can hear her nextdoor neighbors having sex and one of the couple saying 'oh yes it feels so good, fuck my pussy' etc (idk what cis people say when they have sex) and she looks down and sees her dick poking through the bath bubbles and she just sighs
>>6411816
I don't think cis people say things like that outside of porn but maybe I just haven't overheard the right people having sex.
>>6411816
>she just sighs, then reaches for the knife and slices her wrists
>>6411799
Out of curiosity, I guess. I tried fried maggots while in Thailand. Crunchy but bland. I'm definitely not replacing fried pork rinds with that. I don't like eating, so bland food makes it even more of a chore.
>>6411810
u-u scare me ;_____;
>>6411813
Who here has boiled a lobster alive?
>>6411788
Sounds like a plan~ ::::3
>>6411822
Usually, sex that's loud enough to be clearly heard through walls only has disgusting animalistic noises and banging furniture...
>>6411792
I need to know what's the awesomest spiciest german mustard, because I traded some hot sauce to a friend who's traveling to Germany and she's bringing it for me!
>>6411823
nah i want the punchline that being trans is a daily depressing grind you have to laugh at, not teenage drama
>>6411733
I can't decide between gf or bf. Which is better and why?
>>6411827
you put them on ice so they go into hibernation and they're dead before they can feel pain
or you cut them through the brain and then halve them and bake them
>>6411837
Ho many trips do you have?
>>6411827
I have. I don't eat seafood because my stomach really doesn't agree with it, but I sometimes cook it for others. It's nothing to write home about.
>>6411838
thats not a very good punchline
I mean every sketch ending in suicide would be funny
ohaiyo im home from work how is everyone rn???
>>6411827
I've heard they shriek. I know it's supposedly just steam coming out their ventricles, but... O_O
also
>tfw you havent masturbated with your ass or had sex in so long that you have to go back to the smallest toy you have because the medium-sized ones wouldnt go in without really hurting
LIFE IS TOUGH
at least even the thinnest butt plug i have is really nice <3
>>6411791
it's weird right? why ;_;
>>6411814
ok my phone number is [REDACTED]
>>6411816
lmfao honestly
thats pretty hilarious
>>6411841
damn........................... i like that
>>6411827
I have! I've killed crabs and fish also!
I cried every time ;-;
>>6411816
You really should get a cartoonist.
>>6411847
Questioning, like usual. How was work?
>>6411844
I'm always Sass!
>>6411842
This is not the Caribbean way.
>>6411847
hello
>>6411848
Rabbits you bleed to death have a real shriek. A loud and rather disturbing one at that. Nowhere near as bad as pigs, though. But I've never bled a pig myself. It's on my "to do before I die" list.
>>6411859
work was p good !! thanks for asking
umm what are you questioning anon??
>>6411836
I had a neighbor that barked like a dog. For a few weeks I though someone had a dog and that it was unfair because the landlord told me I couldn't have animals.
>>6411860
bueno
>>6411838
Second sketch would be a transgirl with her family and they keep misgendering her so in an effort to change the subject she asks what's for dinner and the mom replies "Him" and she smirks slightly because she made her look like a dumbass for a minute.
>>6411861
if you want to be a barbarian then feel free
>>6411862
hi !!!! are you feeling ok rn???
>>6411847
Just had dinner, I really, really want to be gone from there soon.
I hope your day was good.
>>6411846
nah it wouldn't, suicide is a shitty punchline. just a sigh, fade to black, on with the next sketch. the final sketch would be our heroine getting srs and then dying on the table due to complications
>>6411849
fuck ye, a biography about cuddling, nice food and lazy days listening to music would be boring af
>>6411864
Bleed to death like slit to the throat or a slow bleeding? Horrifying either way.
>>6411872
still waking up though
how was work?
>>6411869
you're the one posting literal pornography SIR
but you might be right. im just feeling pretty good right now.
>>6411870
http://youtu.be/IlMoDUBIg00
>>6411875
what about accidental suicide?
>>6411850
How are you going to take a cock in your ass if you can only fit your smallest butt pug? Better start practicing girl
ALSO
RE: THE VOICE CONTROVERSY FROM LAST THREAD
https://clyp.it/qzb31fza
>>6411876
Clean slit to the throat. You want the blood to get out as fast as possible to collect it for cooking. They still scream.
>>6411880
If CFH hates it, it must be good.
>>6411884
Not sure how accidental that is
>tfw fairly drunk and high af
>mom wants me to wait until after SRS before having sex with my bf
>>6411893
>tfw always feelin that feel
>>6411705
good times..
>>6411849
Just checked the article, it wasn't really what I was expecting.
She has gotten cuter, at least I could see that.
>>6411891
Shrimp tempura is crunchy, right?
>>6411886
Yeah this sounds way less nasally.
>>6411894
Did you tell her it's too late? (Whether or not it is.)
>>6411875
or what about suicide as part of the plot then a idealistic outcome?
>>6411892
she just cut out her own prepubescent balls and killed her younger self
>>6411889
At some point at the beginning of the week.
>>6411870
I don't like humor about people outsmarting others and being assholes, even when the others deserve it. It feels like a teen revenge fantasy.
>>6411884
hilarious desu. i have imagery of 'slipping on a banana peel while dilating' i wanna base something around, help me out senpai
>>6411891
Okay, I'm gonna need eight rings though!
>>6411898
Im boymode desu.
>>6411849
Its a pretty flattering article lol. It's an ED admin tradition.
>>6411889
>oh right ! umm it was good i feel ! idk im really tired rn @ @ i had 11 hr shift can you believe
oh, well at least dollarydoos!
>>6411894
>listening to mom about that kind of things
>things no woman in the history of the world has or will eer do
I... may have made a blunder.
Oh well, I'm sure she's been through worse.
>>6411905
Does that pic related actually work?
lmao saw this and it reminded me of Phenichen. Looks exactly like one of her anime Nazi girl cartoons.
>>6411916
Half the article is in feminin and half in masculine.
Since you only post your face without any makeup I couldn't say if you're presenting one way or another at any point.
>>6411886
I forgot how good you sound. You should do AMSR videos. Nerds would go nuts.
>>6411923
I wish
>>6411923
your pic? nah, even a shotgun to the face can leave you alive, like that nirvana fan.
the other post? maybe, we can't confirm or deny reencarnation.
>>6411921
>not being abstinent
Smh!
How are you btw? Still at the hospital?
>>6411925
It's her but 10 years older, she comes back in time to save us from the EU
>>6411926
Its intentionally confusing to mess with people and I live in a very rural area so Im trying to be androgynous atm.
>>6411930
>even a shotgun to the face can leave you alive,
Cannon on the other hand...
>>6411925
>tfw even disgusting neo-nazis look better than I ever will
just end me fampai
>>6411925
>cute girls with shy faces holding weaponry and uniforms based on real armies.
>slut "activist" tattooing her tits
there's a huge difference.
>>6411930
you have to not be an idiot and angle it towards your brain
>>6411938
I'm pretty sure you can get AIDS from PIV sex.
>>6411943
why go throught the mouth though? I never got that. Maybe some repressed sex tendencies...
>>6411886
Yeah you have a really cute voice!
>>6411930
Yeah but you can still be a badass after that
>>6411947
roof of your mouth has the least amount of bone and flesh to have to go through
>>6411946
you can.
>>6411944
>Its smelly! And the meat is always too squishy! Gross.
what about fish sticks?
>>6411918
yeah ! im going to save up and buy a bike i think cause i want to do more exercise and it seems fun to ride
>>6411949
>LOL what would i even say??? i feel like id just giggle
You could literally just ramble while brushing your hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GAUUg0vaU
Just look at how many views that has.
>>6411953
Ohh das cool
Walking normally is good!!
>>6411960
kit !
hows Erin?
>>6411965
hi Oryx !!!! erin is really good im talking to her rn. i'll say hello to her for you if you like !
>>6411951
That was such a shitty comic.
>>6411960
I am feeling a little better thanks to the fact I'm no longer worrying about my dosage being too low? like, its too soon for it to have had a positive effect on my mood I think.
I think I'm going to have the motivation to be able to sit on my bike for an hour or two every day again
>>6411951
he wasn't a badass in any sense tho
Does anyone else feel like all cases of Gender Identity Disorder are manifestations of various personality disorders: ie- a poorly formed concept of identity?
my skype is carol-the-great
>>6411981
>Disgusting
what about calamari?
>>6411896
Damn, I wish iktf
>>6411970
I read it in middle school and it was my shit. I loved it but never finished the series because it was expensive
>>6411963
That's... sad. Why do people even watch something so ridiculous and boring?
>>6411975
oh sorry,
Ive no idea, I dont really eat food ._.
>>6411980
I feel like its the other way around, HRT made my crazy break out in full force. I was a memetrutrans tho.
>>6411972
It's pretty good but not all people agree.
Also the risk is anywhere from the same to only slightly less or the person who gets topped. It's a really dangerous myth that it's a lot safer.
>>6411984
DISGUSTING
>>6411980
not really, the problem is that you can have multiple mental issues and it's very easy to form excuses for anything. I wish dysphoria could be a shield for other disorders, but it usually promotes them through isolation, repression and general self doubt.
>>6411977
Maybe not badass but he was cool. Even with his deformity he didn't let that get him down and ended up living a happy life.
>>6411991
is this because of the whole autism thing?
I sincerely wonder if there is a single trans person on the planet that doesn't have a co-occurring mental illness
>>6411986
Filtered.
What is risk of taking hormons just to look more fem/cuter?
>>6411993
he was a joke character, you were supposed to laugh at him
>>6411999
Ive never met one at least.
>>6411998
>you still are a memetruetrans, darling
y-you think?
>>6412002
people will rightfully think youre a stupid idiot
>>6411980
Id say some but not all
Maybe for more gender-queer cases??
But I think being trans often entails other psychological problems as a direct result of of the stress it creates
Maybe
Idk
>>6412002
dysphoria later in life (if you're not trans)
infertility
looking like a fag
>>6412002
are you in grade school? haven't you learned how to form sentences yet?
>>6411999
post list of trips and their mental illnesses
>>6411884
Is it bad that I love this comic?
How can I get a transbian gf of my own?
I want to experience the purest form of love in the known universe.
I've been told my rather manly face is stopping me from passing.
Would this severely hurt my chances?
