>when you hook up with a bae but it was your first time and you gave a disappointing succ
>that awkward moment when your teeth accidentally get in the way
>>6404220
Good thing I'll never have to deal with these problems. Because I'll never have a sexual experience ever.
>>6404233
>sexual experience
it's nothing special tbqhon family. you could easily hook up with someone here on 4chan
>>6404243
How ?
ey im getting drunk with a group of friends soon
do you think a straight guy im physically attracted to will let me engulf his willy?
>>6404432
probably not
you'll have to take hormones first lol
>>6404474
>You're not missing out on much, don't worry about it
What's the point of being a faggot if not for sex, then ? If you don't enjoy it, then why even come to this board ?
>>6404622
cuddling men is fun
>>6404645
I don't know if I'll ever love a man who loves me back. Seems a bit unrealistic.
I've only ever given a drunken handjob and he came in like 30 seconds, so I don't know if that is good or bad.
>>6404220
lol you've had a penis in your mouth
>>6405014
what a nice thing dont you think?
>>6405037
I want to try it out
>>6404220
Ayy humanity has declined was great.
>>6405184
Lmao yes.
Suppression!
Persecution!
Oppression!
>>6404220
Legit not joking but I learned how to give blowjobs by reading yaoi fanfiction as a young, impressionable teen. Dudes I've sucked off would be so mad if they ever found out.
>>6405223
Why would they be mad rofl
>>6405197
The bread committing an honor suicide was what made me fall in love with the show. The fairy civilization was super funny/fucked up though.
>>6405404
Yes that was probably the most ingenious and funny scene I've ever seen.
The translation glasses were also great.
It didn't really have a message, which made it oddly innocent, and its creativity felt more genuine.
10/10 show, albeit short :(
>>6404220
First bj I ever had, the girl took the phrase "sucking dick" all too literally. After an unpleasant and painful bj that didn't make me cum, I ended up with several blood blisters on the head of my peen
>>6405437
Yeah I hope the creator puts out more works like it. Very interesting premise filled with existential horror perfectly balanced by adorable surrealism.
>>6404233
This.
>>6404383
Strike up a conversation, find a simple means to communicate outside of 4chan, meet, fuck.
>>6405664
Yeah, because the odds of that happening are so high
>>6405793
Not with that attitude.
>>6404622
>What's the point of being a faggot if not for sex, then ?
WEW LAD
I dunno maybe you should worry then. I almost never have the urge to have sex.
>>6406161
then go back to your asexual general
>the longest someone has lasted with a bj is 5 minutes
>everyone cums before then
I think this might be bad, my objective seems to be to make the guy cum, maybe it's better to draw it out over longer? Yet I've found such a reliable technique for making guys cum it's kinda satisfying.
>>6405793
They really are. I just got Grindr today and fags will literally start spamming you to come and fuck them or let them suck your cock.
>>6406233
I'm 19. Nobody on this board live in my area, I can guarantee that. There are a good amount of people on Grindr who want to fuck me, but for some reason it just hasn't happened. A lot of them are unresponsive because either they're married or they're "straight" or they just aren't in a hurry to do anything. A lot of them are pretty far away.
>>6406249
Well, that is kinda young. I think I was 23 or 24 before I had a sexual encounter.
Maybe don't say you want to meet up just to do stuff, it's good to just chit chat or do a dumb activity first. It was several times and a few months before I did anything.
Unresponsive in any other ways? Don't be in such a hurry, most people enjoy not having an STD and making sure they're having sex with a halfway normal person.
>>6406286
Not many people on there want to actually hang out with me. Most of them just want to fuck, which I'm not particularly opposed to, but there are various factors preventing that from happening quickly.
>>6406294
I'm assuming those factors are you being 19 and living at home and no one knowing a place to fuck as their ether in the closet or in a relationship?
Give /b/ or /soc/ hook up threads a shot too though if you're really that thirsty. These things take time.
>>6406355
That's the case with some of them, but not all. Anyway, I have the house to myself right now but I also have very loud dogs and I just don't quite like the idea of fucking people in a house that doesn't belong to me.
>>6406434
Well kid, I dunno what to say. It seems like you're just not ready? It won't ever be perfect.
Got a good friend circle? Maybe you can meet someone that way. Slowly get to know each other and if you're both interested comfortably flirt and go from there.
does anyone have any good tips for giving head? ive never had a problem making guys cum until my current bf and it makes me feel bad.
i usually lick and kiss a lot then suck and stroke the shaft at the same time and i try to twist my hand like a corkscrew up and down. but the farthest ive gotten is a lot of pre cum.
help pleaseeeee
>>6406535
>It seems like you're just not ready?
That's what I'm afraid of, but I want to be ready. I won't always be young, and I want to make the most of it.
>Got a good friend circle? Maybe you can meet someone that way. Slowly get to know each other and if you're both interested comfortably flirt and go from there.
Not happening. All the normal people in my area are heterosexual.
>>6404220
First bj I ever gave was pretty good according to the guy I blew. Git gud, faggot. Though the guy I was with showed me a few tricks I didn't even know.
Hint: try watching porn.
>>6406704
>That's what I'm afraid of, but I want to be ready.
Just make yourself available and see how it goes.
>I won't always be young, and I want to make the most of it.
I know this feel... I try and flirt sometimes and imagine stuff but I'm dating two girls and I'm a virgin. I think I finally accepted I'm not into sex. It's not a huge deal if you spend some time in your twenties not having sex, I'm sure you'll be comfortable once you find someone.
>Not happening. All the normal people in my area are heterosexual.
hmm is it a small city?
>>6406804
>I'm sure you'll be comfortable once you find someone.
I already have found someone, but he was straight and I feel like I was cheated out of a wonderful relationship that would have made my high school years significantly less shitty and depressing.
>is it a small city?
No, it isn't a city at all. I live in the country.
>>6406908
>I already have found someone, but he was straight
ouf
> I live in the country.
double ouf
You seem nice enough and if people are interested you're probably good looking. Give it some time
>>6404220
>get into relationship with a close friend in high school
>mainly just holding hands and kissing for the first year because we're both autistic
>finally get to actually touching each other
>didn't really know how to go about it becasue I've only ever read erotica I printed from school printer becasue family only had one shared computer
>shitty and awkward but get him to cum
>decide to make up for it by deep throating
>get to base of dick just fine
>and get my braces stuck in his pubes
>can't breathe and am panicking but at the same time trying not to hurt him
>he grabbed my head and yanked taking out a chunk of his pubes in the process
>cum, drool some tears and snot covering my face
>dumbass takes a picture
>helps me get cleaned up while laughing about it
Have been with the bastard 6 years now and he still brings it up when I blow him sometimes.
>>6404751
who cares, get a dog
>>6409971
I have two dogs and a cat (but the cat is the only one I actually made the decision to take care of). I do love them and they love me, but it isn't quite the same as human love. I can't have interesting conversations with my pets.
>>6407019
>You seem nice enough and if people are interested you're probably good looking. Give it some time
People constantly tell me I'm attractive on Grindr, but they're all desperate so who knows. You have to have pretty low standards in this area.
