previous cancer >>6386336
tinychat com/notgaygen
What as the last party you went to gaygen?
I went to a party once. I had a terrible time.
>>6395063
>the official Clownshoes themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg
ded thred
>no strong & tall trump bf to take care of them shilltards
https://youtu.be/YZeJ30eJ1SA
>no trump daddy to rule the world with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
WHYYYYYYY LIVEEEEEEE?
>>6395081
That wasn't even apropo of anything.
>>6395658
don't worry, trump will become president and he will save USA from tumblr and sodomites
>>6395954
true
>>6396494
goes up your urethra into your bladder and kills you
im in my first real relationship and i love my bf dearly but we aren't seeing each other every day and i, being the horny shameless slut that i am, keep getting the temptation to cheat. not because i dislike him but because as mentioned before im a slut
how do you deal with this? no, cheating isnt "dealing with it"
>>6396545
yea fuck hitler
>>6396581
no mongoloids
we barely tolerate rugby, and he's an exception
>>6396494
it just turns into a burp
>>6396557
have u tried masturbating?
If you had to choose between one of the following or be killed in the way you fear most, what would you choose?
1. Sucking a shit covered dick
2. Rimming an unwashed ass until he came
3. Bottoming bareback for a complete stranger
>>6394971
Last real party I attended was the one we hosted on New Years.
I was dumped that morning. So I had to see a lot of couples do the whole midnight kiss thing.
Not sure if that was so much a party though because there wasn't a lot of drinking or normal party things.
>>6396652
you poor baby
>>6394971
parties are for nerds
was about a month ago tho
I was at a friends house and everybody got really drunk and later someone walked in on me with my pants around my ankles getting my ass ate by his roommate
>>6396615
nah
>>6396636
what kind of unwashed ass are we talking?
no douche but a good shower?
if so I win already
>>6396695
Oh well. I realized how well I'm doing on my own. Things just feel... easier.
Plus the new cat demands my attention about as much as he did, but with less whining.
>>6396721
Cats can't suck your dick tho
>>6396745
With those sandpaper tongues, I wouldn't want them to.
>>6396711
Talking he just had diarrhea and didn't wipe well enough, clumps of torn off toilet paper stuck in there, hemorrhoids, and some caked on shit that dried on there
>>6396752
well then bareback for a stranger
that's obviously the easiest
What do you think of guys who wear panties? They seem more fun than male undies desu senpai.
>>6396812
And what if there was a 1/10 chance that he was HIV +?
>>6396821
If they have the right kind of ass for it.
>>6396856
How do I know if I do or not? not posting pics here
>>6396896
You asked and we answered. You don't have to post any pictures, but it doesn't hurt.
>>6396581
eat a fucking protein bar, shit this is Auschwitz level type of stuff here.
>>6396907
>thinking that's really maki
kek
also holocausts are in
>>6396949
>4.5 inch dick
lol gross, maki
>>6396967
okay
How do I find bf
>>6396949
>almost 6 inches
>monster
You have nice hands tho.
>>6396999
Grindr meetups until you realize tfwbf is a lie
>>6397001
>the implication
watching sunny right now
>>6397022
Make me
>>6397018
I had to resist quoting it a few times today.
>>6397030
it's really fucking good
>>6397035
Can't we just get along?
All I really want is to marry a qt3.14 boitoi and to degrade women/lesbians on the side
We all want the same thing
>>6397052
what
look where the tape starts
and there's slack in the tape
>>6397060
I hadn't noticed where the tape starts, so he's about 5.5, that's still fine, I don't think there is slack in the tape, it's just because the mushroom tip, if it actually was pressed against and in contact from tip to base, that would actually make it measure as longer if you think about it
>>6397035
Your name is a lie. You're not friendly. MY WORLD IS FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
Why is dating so hard unnnnnnnnggggggghhhhh
>>6397093
It's not?
>>6397100
i'm just whiny about tfw no bf
how is gaygen tonight?
>>6397113
kys, swine
>>6397113
No fuckbuddy tonight for me.
At least I've got my friend.
>>6397115
>>6397117
Is this a bad poster?
>>6397120
I mean if degrading women is all you need...
Whatever floats your banana boat, anon
>>6396834
chance of getting hiv from a single exposure is actually pretty low
but there's also after-exposure medications that further reduce the risk
seems like the least dangerous option
>>6397127
Kys booger
>>6397113
Oh hey, booger's here.
I'm ok, but am the victim of relentless passive-aggressive assaults. Fuck bitches.
>>6397157
kys booger
>>6397163
you too :)
>>6397163
see you tomorrow
>>6397122
You do not belong here.
>>6397163
I'll miss you <3
>>6396636
Will it be a painless death?
>>6397215
is the way you fear dying most painless?
>>6397231
I have no fear
>>6397238
great blog post! looking forward to more.
>>6397238
5 stars.
sup gays
what are your diets like?
>>6397289
junk food and garbage
lots of meat
90% meat and trash
activated almonds & homemade coconuts
>>6397289
Right now?
Fucking bad.
I binge every day. I think ya'll may have something to do with it.
>>6397303
whats your favourite meal?
your 'death row' last meal
>>6397304
you got a fat butt i'm guessing.
Binge on what?
>>6397238
Niq come back :(
>>6397308
>fat butt
I've been told I do - but I'm not sure it still applies. Like, I think I weighed at least 10 lbs less the last time someone said it was where my fat was concentrated. Now I've got a fat everything.
I binge on crap, mainly. Like I just ate a plate of cheese. I mix lots of veggies into my diet, but there's too much chocolate and carbs so my actual meals are too large and still probably compose a smaller amount of food than the garbage I've become accustomed to eating in between.
>>6397289
Used to be utter shit, junk food, crisps and sugary drinks endlessly but lately I've been cooking a lot of dinners with my friend and its been relatively healthy stuff.
Its by no means a good diet still though, not varied enough, but better than it was. When I was younger I could eat shit all day and not notice many negative effects but now my body just can't deal with it.
The saying you are what you eat has some weight behind it, I've been feeling a lot less drowsy lately. I've also been drinking vitamin drinks as often as I can.
>>6397306
I'm too indecisive when it comes to choosing favourite anythings
but a meal I enjoy quite a bit and eat fairly often is just a good cut rare steak with sauted mushrooms and onions with steamed asparagus and homemade parsley potatoes
I'm a good cook but don't do it often as it would only be for myself, so I mostly eat garbage food
>>6397289
bad
mostly coconut oil, peanut butter, tofu, and brown rice
>>6397348
I'm going off the peanut butters. Fucking nasty impoverished monster food.
>>6397363
its really good but its also horrible
>>6397377
>You're always sensible, I swear you were designed in a dream factory or something. It's wonderful.
most cringey n pathetic thing I've read here desu
>>6397325
>The saying you are what you eat has some weight behind it
if that were true I would be garbage
and we know that's not even remotely true
>>6397400
>and we know that's not even remotely true
;)
>>6397348
My doctor says you should drink at least one coke a day and eat at least one bag of crisps
Pls take care of yourself
>>6397420
gross
i do that when i go outside
>>6397420
Is your Doctor 12?
>>6397665
obviously
>>6397691
>.gif
>not a gif
>>6397121
Dumb ravenposter
>tfw Welsh bf to watch the England match with
;___;
>>6397942
England is going to get REKT
(pls let that happen)
>tfw bf wants big-dicked third to mess around with
i... guess we can find someone..
>tfw addicted to fast and shitty food
Maybe I should go back on my awful psych meds just for the reduced appetite and boredom of food
>>6398012
Don't donit. It only gets worse. Don't cuck yourself.
>>6398012
its 2 late
you werent enthusiastic about it or entirely against it so now he knows he has the power
its over
>tfw small feet
They're size 8.5 does anyone else wish they had bigger feet ? Does anyone here at least find small feet qt ?
>>6394971
>Knife Party
>>6398089
Some wannabe artist types, some lazy parasites, some who just have bad luck and their partners suffer.
People just don't see the flaws of the person till it's too late then they are so indebt to the relationship that they can't let go despite how unhealthy and awful it could be
I'm a little new, and have been told my whole life sex with men who have sex with men is like drinking a vile of HIV positive blood, that condoms may as well be tissue paper, and that prophylactic HIV medications will annihilate my liver. How does one conquer these fears? I panic any time the possibility of sex is on the table.
>>6398166
>vile
And just be okay with getting pozzed. Strong strains will make you a stud in the community
>>6398175
The conditioning clearly runs as deep as my subconscious.
STUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6398166
there is literally nothing wrong with HIV in 2016. its no different than getting the common cold, and with the medications available today being poz doesn't affect the longevity of your life at all. being undetectable basically means you don't even have to tell anyone you're poz because there's no seroconversion risk to them
So, dude picked me up on the roadside the other week, and I blew him. Wants to see me again, and I find him sending some Islamic phrases and realize his beard's a bit more well-kept than I remembered. Makes me wonder.
think im a sex addict.
help
>>6398166
>condoms may as well be tissue paper
Who told you this shit ? Because you should reevaluate your sources.
I want to buy a dildo but I have no idea where to start. I hate bottoming but I feel like I just have no experience and don't know what to do and most tops are just dreadful.
>>6398338
>I hate bottoming
>most tops are just dreadful
Well clearly bottoming isn't for you, then. Save your money.
>>6398166
The risk of HIV does exist, but as long you're wearing a condom, the chance of catching the disease is slim.
Go for gay sex
>>6398352
>as long you're wearing a condom, the chance of catching the disease is slim
I was told that the risk is practically nonexistent with a condom. Have I been misinformed ?
>>6398364
Yes
Anyway, even if I'm right, you shouldn't get your advices from a stranger on the internet. There are .gov websites about aids iirc.
>>6398436
(Shit, I mean no, you have not been misinformed)
>>6398436
DISINFO AGENT
>>6394971
BIN
THAT
KNIFE
>>6394971
I think the forks are illegal
Are beards sexist?
>>6398554
only if you're an autistic MRA
>>6397377
Well, I dunno about that anon, I have my faults. Mainly I'm too lazy to improve my situation whilst still dishing out information to help others improve theirs.
>>6398342
I just don't think I've had a chance to adapt to it. Everyone else just fucks and are done. They never let someone with 0 experience adapt and learn
A guy at my internship is a massive bully and I can't decide if I should report him or if I am just overreacting to "banter".
Common tactics of his are to ask people that he knows are gay for tips on how to have sex with women and then keep pressing them if they refuse to answer to make them feel awkward/distressed. He likes to catcall people as they walk by, sometimes physically touches people to make them uncomfortable or call someone over just to tell them a lewd non-sequiter eg "I'm horny", presumably to make them uncomfortable. He has personally sexually harrassed me by restraining me + grinding up against me until I stabbed him with a pencil and left a few months ago, asking me what position i would use to have sex with a girl and asking me to act out the movement, as well as more pedestrian immaturity like calling things "gay" and people "faggots" in normal conversations.
After I interact with him I feel anxious and a little sick for like a whole day.
Do you othink I should tell HR or nah?
>>6398565
We still love you KR
>>6398582
Record a faggot comment from him then take it to HR.
Only if it really bugs you though, or makes anyone else uncomfortable
>>6398565
KR, you're best bike/car guy ever.
Would date the fuck out of you.
>>6398582
Either tell HE or bully him back.
"I don't fuck women, only bitches. So I'd probably just be bending your father over this ledge right here"
>>6398582
Next time he asks you how to shag women pin him down and do him like a bitch in heat.
>>6398582
He sounds like a childish twat, just tell him to fuck off and if he carries on then why not, he is harassing you and bullying you at work. Its clearly causing you distress.
>>6398610
>>6398629
Hah, I didn't mean to come off as a sympathy leech there, just pointing out that nobody can be perfect!
Am I the only one that can't logon to okcupid ?
>>6398848
KR what dating sites do you use ? Are there any specific to the UK ?
Also does the guardian have a dating site ?Why would a newspaper run a dating site ?
So guys, should I see him again?
>>6398268
Why does anal only feel uncomfortable? Its like my prostate and nerve endings are non existent or some shit
https://www.rt.com/uk/346955-shooting-incident-police-birstall/
AHAHAHAHAHAH YES FUCKING YES DIE YOU LEFTY PIECE OF SHIT SCUM HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YES
I THOUGHT THE GREAT CLEANSING WAS HAPPENING AFTER WE LEAVE THE EU NEXT WEEK, NOT BEFORE! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
XD XD XD XD XD
ONLY GOOD LEFTY IS A DEAD LEFTY
>>6399169
you realise this will massively boost the Remain campaign and that we are now almost guaranteed to Remain in the referendum?
Feels good man.
>>6398910
I don't use any, I've been wanting to but I want to sort myself out more first, be a bit more financially stable and get a haircut so I don't look like total poop!
I didnt know the guardian had a dating app, rather odd.
>>6399155
>he fell for the ol' "nerve endings" trick
Haha! We got you!
>>6399202
did i get memed?
>>6399198
Of course, I doubt I'd be here if I wasn't!
>>6399192
silly Kr you look qt not like poop.
>but I want to sort myself out more first, be a bit more financially stable
I thought mechanics made good money.
Does anyone here read Rod Dreher ? Or any other conservative christian writers for that matter ? I like listening and read them even tho I am a degenerate homogay, they have a unique way of looking at society/politics.
(Ye random article http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/training-for-resistance-christianity-culture-war-occupation/ )
>>6399260
Eh, they make decent money but on the whole not as much as you expect.
I'm not a mechanic though, for me its more of a hobby, I think then in future I will likely go down that route but it will probably be a private thing. I worked at an Audi garage for a short time, it wasn't great, the people were all dickheads, the customers were entitled morons, the cars were awful to work with.
It will probably be me and my close friends who start a small business up together, its been our dream for some time now, we are all working towards better careers but the end goal seems to be the mindset of us eventually pooling money together and starting it off.
It would probably be a bike garage too as opposed to a car one, we love cars but bikes are very enjoyable to fix and maintain. I'm very specialist when it comes to old two strokes, I've knowledge on everything mechanical and technical but I excell with and love two strokes. Hardly anyone around these days knows too much of them, so its a specialist role now.
>>6399358
>I'm not a mechanic though
What do you do now then ?
>it wasn't great, the people were all dickheads, the customers were entitled morons,
worst experience mate ?
>tfw donated to the gofundme pulse fund
>and now regret doing so because i think it was a hoax
>>6399462
>donate to any gofundme
You might as well donate to the Red Cross
>tfw no muscular yet pudgy bf
>>6399388
Heh, the glamorous role of pizza delivery guy.... Meh. Pays decent, easy money. Totally not trying to justify it...
No real bad experiences with them, they're just very arrogant, they didn't want work done when the car needed it. In some intences we wouldn't let them leave the garage because the car was literally dangerous to drive, I can understand them getting irate at that however, but we won't let you endanger other peoples lives as well as your own.
Only one that really springs to mind is when a brand new (for then) A3 arrived on the back of a recovery truck, with the owner.
He complained it wouldn't start, screaming his head off that it is brand new and he paid so and so for a broken car.
After finally letting us look at it I popped the bonnet... And there's not battery in there. I asked him where it was and he said he took it out to "save battery"
I was pretty gobsmacked, I didn't realise people were so unaware of how a car works, as if it will start with magic. Sure enough, plugged the battery in and it started fine.
Got fucked last night for the first time
Will it hurt less in the future?
>>6399619
>Heh, the glamorous role of pizza delivery guy.... Meh. Pays decent, easy money. Totally not trying to justify it...
Uhhh why are you doing that ? I would assume mechanics jobs are easy to find ?
>After finally letting us look at it I popped the bonnet... And there's not battery in there. I asked him where it was and he said he took it out to "save battery"
I...I don't want to believe that actually happened.
>>6399658
Did you do the humping? If you are, you might want to get your peep checked.
Otherwise, practice makes perfect.
>>6399619
I want an extra large sausage pizza delivered to my house Kingrice.
>>6399892
Me.
i broke up with a guy in a 3 week relationship a couple of days ago. i dont know how to get over it even though it was so short. i think i will die a lonely gay death. i don't know how to stop sulking and thinking about him.
>>6399921
>3 weeks
are you 15? that's nothing, try 3 years
>>6399925
>3 years
what are you, 18?
Try 6 years
>>6394971
I was going to a party tonight but I changed my mind
Porn has turned me gay.
the change was subtle over time but now i can only get off to the thought of nutting deep into a mans ass.
I want to have sex with guys but I cant recall seeing men or women that have compelled me feel to arousal irl.
men fill my dreams and daydreams, is this a fetish. it doesnt seem right
>>6399961
you have the gay gene now. congratulations anon
>>6399673
Yeah they most likely are easy to get, however I'd think all of them would want you to have a degree or something similar. There's always apprenticeship roles, I don't think I'd like that though, they wouldn't trust you to do anything for a while.
For me though after the experience at Audi and through people I've spoken to its a great and enjoyable hobby, when you have to do it as a job it quickly loses its appeal. I'd assume the same goes with any passion you have, as a job it would inevitably become teadious.
Naw the battery incident really did happen, astonishing.
>>6399734
I'm all put of extra large sausage, I've just got flaccid cocktail sausages left. Sliced.
Why do I love him so much when we're not together but can't stand him whenever we hang out?
10 min ago I was with him and wanted to throw up because of how repulsed he was making me feel. All I wanted to do was leave his car and never have to see him again.
Now I'm sitting here missing him and thinking I love him.
>>6398157
My bf lives with his ex of 10 years. During those 10 years the guy dropped out of college and couldn't get a job of his own (my bf got him a job for him, the one he still has). A few years after the breakup my bf invited him to move out of his parent's house and come live with him. Unsurprisingly he was still with cronic depression and terminal learned helplessness. A few years after that I listen regularly to my bf talking to me about gow he turned into his ex-now-roomie's mother and getting increasingly frustrated and here am I posting about it.
>>6399937
>6 years
what are you, 25?
i was in a 15-year marriage with my husband before he divorced me
>>6400018
That's awful. I almost did that with my ex till we broke it off and I went to be independent to avoid that.
Your bf needs to cut out the parasite and cauterize the wound, other wise it will never learn
>>6400036
>I almost did that with my ex till we broke it off and I went to be independent to avoid that.
How long did that last ?
tfw in love with biscum who has a gf
tfw he really wants to be friends
tfw going out with him tomorrow
tfw know im gonna get hurt
tfw i hope his gf dies
tfw i should just stop and so should he
>>6400036
I think it's too late now. They already got a puppy living with them, I swear to god.
It's a cute dog, I love doggo.
> tfw you've been cucked by a blast from the past
>>6400028
divorce is one of my worst fears. i'm sorry anon. i read somewhere that children of divorced parents don't have successful marriages so i am scared that if i'd get married it probably wouldn't last.
>>6399987
>I'd assume the same goes with any passion you have, as a job it would inevitably become teadious.
Can confirm used love computer programming now it's tedious I hate all my cs courses and it's just a well paying job
>>6400081
Did he start off being dependent on you or was it gradually increase over time.
>>6400081
how does that work? two dogs go your exes house for a couple of days and then they go to your house?
>>6400091
>Why are you going out if you know it's a bad idea?
Because he is cute as all motherfucking fuck and
because my heart and need for intimacy speak louder than my brain
>>6400125
Thanks. I've been busy.
I've stopped by a couple times but things were dead, so I just lurked a bit.
>>6400136
Th-thanks
>tfw no bf to reenact scenes of Gravity's Rainbow with me
>>6400123
>I was on psych meds
What kind?
I started antidepressants a few weeks ago.
>>6400136
lose weight first fatty
>>6400155
I don't remember, it was years ago. Made fapping a chore, made collecting boring... I just felt numb.
>>6400165
So antidepressants that didn't work ?
Glad to hear that you are doing better and feel good and are independent.
Would a guy be offended if I don't cum while having sex... it's just hard for me.
>>6400178
Are you topping or bottoming?
>>6400197
bottoming
>>6400173
They didn't. They made it worse, but I didn't try a large range of stuff.
>>6400206
You're probably fine then. Just let them know that you enjoyed yourself, even if you didn't cum.
Army have you ever dated anyone from gaygen ?
What'd you eat today /gaygen/?
>Tuna/Salmon/Avocado Sushi Rolls
>Almond Milk Chocolate Pudding w/ Chocolate Covered Hemp Seeds
>Cod Fish Sandwich
>Vanilla Ice Cream w/ Cherry Pie
>>6400249
I like you inquisitive anon, its nice when we get to discuss things on here and you've been discussing a lot with everyone lately.
>>6400078
Yeah, it seems to extend into any job really, sucks man. How long have you had the job now, when did you realise you disliked it, do you still do any solo stuff in your spare time?
>>6400206
I often don't cum when bottoming
directly from bottoming that is
the guy I do stuff with knows though and if he's topping he always finished me off
he always cums when bottoming though
>>6400261
>I like you inquisitive anon, its nice when we get to discuss things on here and you've been discussing a lot with everyone lately.
Uhh thanks. Is it that obvious that all my messages are coming from the same guy ?
>Yeah, it seems to extend into any job really, sucks man. How long have you had the job now, when did you realise you disliked it, do you still do any solo stuff in your spare time?
Haven't graduated yet but I've had a bunch of internships. No solo stuff but I'm applying for internships at better companies that seem to do bigger projects so maybe that would be fun.
>>6400259
You fat bitch.
Just sayin.
>>6400249
No. I've lurked here for a long time, posted for a year as anon, started to name fag a few months ago. No one here lives in Texas anyway.
>>6400284
Would you be willing to ? What would you think if you started talking to a guy on a dating app and he mentions he knows you from gaygen ?
I live far away from texas so this is just hypothetical.
>>6400279
Come back to bed honey~
>>6400278
Naw, there's a certain thing you do in each post which makes it easy to see its you, but I won't tell you what that is, you'll stop doing it!
It might getter better with a larger company, I can't say anything on the matter though, don't know anything of the programming world really.
>>6400298
Don't honey me, pal.
>>6400298
>Naw, there's a certain thing you do in each post which makes it easy to see its you, but I won't tell you what that is, you'll stop doing it!
Now I really want to know what it is.
>, I can't say anything on the matter though, don't know anything of the programming world really.
Okay. It might we will see. Programming isn't that hard to learn. If anything I wish I was smart like you and could learn mechanics and trade stuff.
>>6400293
Depends on how far they were. I've done long distance and never want to go through that torture again.
If someone mentioned they new me from Gaygen, I'd laugh. I am surprised people don't mention how I post under my full real name on certain really popular sites
>>6400298
I know what it is, it's really easy to see but surprised it does it.
>>6400329
pls tell me ?
yo how do i ask someone if they want to hang out @ pride without seeming like im being presumptuous and illmannered
???
>>6400360
Hit em with one of thse 'Yo, homeslice, lemme take you on a wild treck to gaysville, you dig?' Then give em a high five for good measure.
>>6400306
Sorry baby :3
>>6400311
>>6400338
Haha, it's nothing bad anon, I wish I hadn't mentioned it really. Its just nice as it allows me to identify you, much like a name.
I used to delve into programming a bit when I was much younger, about 14 I'd assume, when I used to play Gary's Mod loads. Its not really hard core programming, just basic LUA, but it taught me an awful lot.
Mechanics isn't hard at all, honestly it requires almost no intelligence, just a finesse. Did you ever play with Lego or K'Nex? Its not too dissimilar in all honesty, once you've done a few things you can honestly do anything.
The main difference between me and a mechanic is a mechanic knows what parts to change but he doesn't know why he has to change them. Most people just replace something that broke, but they won't consider why it broke, the knock on effects that has on other components and things. I like to study every part in detail, take it apart to base components and see how it works.
Everything on cars is incredibly simple really, most parts can often be repaired with ease as opposed to replaced, with regards to electric parts anyway.
>>6400403
Not your baby either.
>>6400415
You don't have a choice, we are getting married soon, I will kidnap you.
> go for a run in my new running shorts.
> their above mid thigh, just a bit longer than cross country shorts.
>catch a skinny fat 4/10 with a side shave and blue hair check me out.
I want to vomit and die. How do you keep ugos from flirting with you?
>>6400439
Doubt it.
>>6400469
>implying anyone would flirt with you
He was probably just staring at your skinnyfat gross body
>>6400487
skinnyfat is honestly such a terrible body type
objectively bad
>>6400487
Bitch winked at me when I passed him and I thought I was going to puke right then and there.
How do I talk to guys
>>6400596
Step 1. Wet lips
Step 2. Open mouth
Step 3. Lick the head while caressing balls.
Step 4. Rub shaft while you descend your face onto his junk.
Step 5. Gurgle "I love you" while he's in your throat.
>>6400670
I like being looked at, but it's uncomfortable to be very visibly checked out by an uggo.
>>6400617
>Gurgle "I love you" while he's in your throat.
tfw i will never experience this
>>6400699
post a timestamp of yourself then or you're a lying skinnyfat uggo
>>6400757
I've posted my body on here and been praised plenty before. Won't do it now cause I'm not single anymore
>>6400769
mhm
>>6400617
I already know how to do that but that was hot desu senpai
>>6400851
I'm not /that/ much of a fuckup
I'm doing alright for myself
so is there a rule of thumb to tell if you have a big or small ass?
>>6400769
>lying
>on the internet
>won't post a pic of himself
confirmed skinnyfat liar.
no gross blue haired twink winked at you
you're lying
y u lying liar-anon
>>6401006
>lurk
sure
But if you ever post we will know
and youre dead
fucking curb stomped like the rest of your tranny brothers
>>6401033
you have your containment threads
stay in them
>>6401033
This isn't your place to post
I'm not coming into your threads posting about my fag shit
Now fuck off you aren't welcome
>>6400851
post your body with timestamp slut, or no one is gonna fuckin belive you
>>6401033
everyone general that isn't tranny gen hates trannies because you dudes shit up every single thread in /lgbt/ and try to make it about yourselves.
you are such attention whores that you pay thousands of dollars just to mutilate your body for attention
>>6401006
god damn, just fucking lurk. there's no reason to actually post here unless you're blatantly attention whoreing. jesus, i just want trannies and their mentally ill selves to fuck off and die in a hole.
>>6401062
stop with the victim complex
nobody wants you here
go away
>>6401062
>Why are you guys so mean?
Trannies are so sensitive
>>6401132
Isn't that overreacting? Like what straight people do when they're oversensitive about gay things?
Y'all need jesus
>>6401154
straight people don't show up to gay only threads and go OMG guys look how straight I am. Ughh can't wait to chop my penis off. any of you guys love makeup and anime?
Like fuck off tranny, 80% of /lgbt/ is tranny threads anyway go to your own cespool threads where you dudes talk about self mutilation and anime
>tfw you hate seeing sex scenes on TV/films
Why they put 5 minutes on that, can't even watch with other persons around, reeeeeeee.
>>6401168
The same discussion happened to a local gay club that put on a rainbow flag because of orlando.
It had to put it down again because small protesting group complaining that everything is about faggots today and they only want attention
Woudn't it be easier if we were just nice to other folks?
>>6401200
except this isn't a small protesting group that doesn't like trannies
It is a majority of this board
>>6401200
wouldn't it be nice if trannies just fucked off to their own quarantine areas
>>6401033
There's a thread for you. Like, a fuckton too.
>>6401171
Can't handle your smut? It's adding the smallest bit of realism to something that isn't.
>Boss hires on an autist
>Not a 4chan lolimsoawkwardandshy autist but a literal autist with severe debilitating autism with a special job agency and case worker
>It's a data entry job so he was hired on because of the whole comfort in repetition
>Have to QA his work
>The first row on every bill is empty and then every line that ends in 4 or 8 is filed with 000000(six zeroes) in every cell until the end of the screen
>fucks up our macros and auto full data
>commission complain to boss
>He's still new. It won't kill you to redo some of his bills
And that's why you don't fetishize shyness or awkwardness. It rather date an Arabic dudebro than a beautiful white autist
>>6401250
It is usually more, there was just a mass shooting on fags and there are a lot of threads about that right now.
>>6401251
Yeah but I get flustered because I don't get dick or pussy in years. Never did.
I'm not like you notice that have sex once a month.
>>6401267
Is English your first language I'm sorry, but no joke I'm a bit confused.
Also, Bisex?
>>6401277
Yes I'm bisexual.
And English is not my first language. What I was saying is that I'm a virgin, and I get embarrassed with sex scenes because I never got fucked, or fucked someone. Blowjobs don't count.
>>6401006
Well you've certainly got the "behaving like a woman" thing down.
>>6401293
You made it sound like you couldn't stand them because they were too graphic.
It's just fake sex. No big deal.
>>6401329
I know. I don't have that issue when I'm alone. I guess I'm just a bit complexed with sex because I am supposed to have lost it a long time ago.
Sometimes I hate sex because I never did it while many people do it often and don't have the issues I got to get through (aka the whole society and my father wanting me to date girls).
>>6401293
Don't worry you will probably find a nice lady someday ;3
>>6401293
>yes I am bisex
>I am virgin
Every. Single. Time.
>>6401408
Fun fact, sir: there is no "right" time to lose your virginity. It's a societal thing. Who honestly cares if you haven't had sex by the time you're in your 20's, 30's or 40's? You might get some jokes made, but big deal.
Didn't have sex until I was 21. Don't care that I did.
>>6401431
What's wrong, SP? Huh?
It's true. Unless you consider that blowjobs have any value.
Plus my father keeps urging me to date women when I don't want to date anyone. He keeps using this Badoo bullshit in front of me and anyone probably to incite that on me.
>>6401438
I guess it's because of my father other than anything else. If he didn't bother me I'd be just fine.
Fucking society, this makes me want to wear a hazmat suit and a gas mask.
>>6401431
i know right
>>6401454
It's just something I've noticed when someone says that they are bisexual. That they're a virgin. Not poking fun at you being a virgin just to clarify (who cares).
>>6401475
I dunno if it's a thing, but almost everyone I ask if they're a virgin when they say they're bisexual they will always turn out to be virgin.
I guess it's just a special feeling thinking you have so many options, but once you lose the vcard your opinion changes dramatically.
