Old >>6327220
Have you ever dated anyone who could carry you around? Have you ever dated anyone you could carry around? Are you big spoon or little spoon? Do you like to be taller or shorter than your bf?
All these questions and more
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposts
>be kind and decenct to one another
>post bara dudes
>>6392756
What's your body like, anons? And what's your goal body?
>tfw no ballbusting bf
>no masc jock bf will kick me in the balls from behind and then tease me
*signs*
Also anyone here have any hit in the balls stories ?
>>6392808
Where's turkish oil wrestling anon? We need him. We need his glorious .webms. They're not ballbusting, but they're a very erotic kind of wrestling.
>>6392808
Do people actually enjoy this or
>>6392794
Better poll:
http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php
>tfw pup
>tfw will never have big strong bf who playfully picks me up in a bear hug and laughs as I helplessly struggle to get out
>>6392756
>Have you ever dated anyone who could carry you around? Have you ever dated anyone you could carry around?
Last guy I dated (we never really became bfs) was too fat, I couldn't carry him. And he was too weak to carry me, too.
> Are you big spoon or little spoon?
Both are nice, but I guess I'm more frequently the big spoon.
> Do you like to be taller or shorter than your bf?
Doesn't matter to me. I'm pretty indifferent to height.
>>6392843
> Pup borderlining on Musclepup
> Just a few more pounds and I'll have my Muscle-Something License
Feels good lads
>>6392890
>Almost muscle-pup
I'm next closest to otter so as soon as I get more toned I can be the little spoon to your big spoon
>>6392903
> no mascgen bf near where you live
>tfw no giant bf to tousle your hair with his finger while you sit in his shirt pocket while he works
>tfw someone noticed my Dmitry Klokov shirt
i feel like a blushing anime schoolgirl
>>6392756
>Have you ever dated anyone who could carry you around?
I've only dated one guy and he couldn't carry me, I could carry him but he didn't like that.
>Have you ever dated anyone you could carry around?
Oh well yes, not very well though as I'm quite small.
>Are you big spoon or little spoon?
I like being a little spoon but I also like being a jetpack.
>Do you like to be taller or shorter than your bf?
A taller one, which ain't that hard cause I'm 5'6~5'7.
>>6393305
Now that's husbando material right there, anon! [spoiler] Is he cute and a fag? [/spoiler]
also post shirt plz
>>6393361
>I also like being a jetpack.
lol I know this feel
>>6393398
>>6393382
It's nice to be able to pet someone and keep them warm, although I do like being surrounded by a larger guy as well.
Weird question but do any of y'all like idle games?
>>6393439
Like simulators?
>>6393452
Yeah kinda but more like you are given a bunch of tools and a bunch of prices and you have to focus on maximizing the things that you need the most at that time. For example I optimize a system to produce large amounts of money first but after awhile the optimization is pointless because the gap between upgrades is obscene. Therefore I have to switch to research while still maintaining enough money to keep up my labs.
That one is called factory idle, I also like reactor idle which is about making as much energy as possible.
>>6393474
Can't say I've played anything like that. I have Cities Skylines but I keep running into unsolvable traffic jams because I don't know how to build a city to scale properly
>>6393474
Nah, I've never played any of these games, at least not any since I stopped going to Newgrounds. All I know about them comes from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-LziX2HynI
>>6393491
>>6393519
Well I get those idle games, but factory and reactor idle are a little bit different. Most idle games are buy these upgrades in a specific order to get the results you want. But factory and reactor idle are more about designing systems that can function efficiently. There is still upgrades and tech unlocks but it is much much much more interactive then idle games. What the video says is still true to some extent but this requires much more brain power to ensure that you get good results.
>>6393531
lol actually ????
... now I feel bad for him
>>6393531
I don't really care. I'm 173cm and never gave much thought to someone's height.
Actually, being with someone around my height would be pretty nice.
>>6393560
That's a little insulting man, I'm like 165 and I am fine with my height. Don't need none of that pity.
>>6393569
> I'm like 165 and I am fine with my height
So fine you had to send a message to me to let me know ?
>>6393609
I had to post to remind you that being pitied for ones height is annoying. In the same way it's annoying to be pitied for ones sexual orientation or blood type.
>>6393626
Be honest do you wish you were taller ?
>>6392794
E3 right now
Wanna be around B6 I guess
>>6393636
Nope, otherwise it'd be harder to get through the brush on exploration expeditions.
>>6393636
Not that anon (I'm the 173 one). I never gave much thought to my height, but I don't think I want to be taller. Being around my height has it's advantages, you know. If I were taller it would take much longer to get noticeable gains, for instance. And on my professional I already have a kinda imposing role and people routinely are intimidated by me, so I guess things would be even more complicated if I was taller.
I also like surprising guys in bed. I guess they don't expect me to be a dom top and they often are surprised by how big my dick is, and maybe it wouldn't be so shocking if I was taller.
>>6393718
how big is your dick
>>6394031
Awkward stories to tell in the dark.
>>6392794
e5?
>>6394681
can i get a pic anyway
>>6394721
hahaha nope
But I have promised to post a pic of my butt here when I get swole. I think I'll do it when I get a 3 plate squat and, at least, a 3.5 plate deadlift. When that happens I might also post my dick.
>>6394948
i'll be looking forward to that day ;)
I'm thinking of writing another story with giant policemen
But it sucks because I just don't have the time to write anymore and the story I want to write is too long
>>6395080
But, macrofag, if you don't write your stories then there'll be fags going hazubando-less. And what would they do without their macro hazubandos? What will be of them? Think of the fags!
>>6395097
I know. I wish I could just think a plot up and it writes itself neatly. I've already got it outlined but it's just like, so tedious to write the set up and establish the characters. Starting scenes is so boring
anyone crosspost on /fit/?
how fit are you?
>>6395179
I'm happy with my body but I'm not HUEG or anything. I'm active enough but I'd need to get my diet under control if I wanna be ripped
also that man can pick me up and take me anywhere he wants
>>6392794
G5 right now, aiming for D4.
>>6392794
I'm like B2 on the verge of B3, but I got quads like a D5 probably...
>>6392843
Closest to Otter
>>6392756
Sadly I've never dated anyone ;_;. I would absolutely love to be with a bigger dude. I'm like 5'7, 132-135 ish, and I'd date someone as tall as 6'3ish who was big and strong. I'd be the little spoon unless he wanted me to be big for a while...
>>6395195
are you attracted to people with similar body type to what you have now, or are you more attracted to your own ideal that you'd want for your own body?
>>6395226
I'm happy with my body type but I'd never date someone my own body type. I'm the macrofag so size difference is key for me, with me being the smaller guy. In truth I'd be fine being a weakling but the only reason I work out is so I can bring something physically to the table if I want to attract a bara bf. Well, something physical besides a nice sized dick
>>6395199
That's pretty achievable, senpai. You gonna make it.
>>6395124
> tfw you have to temporarily overcome your deep sense of inadequacy in order to start writing
> tfwwriting feels great when you're doing it but getting the time and energy to start is hard
> tfw writing is both immensely fun and terribly exhausting
>>6395179
I only came to /mascgen/ because husbando mode got annihilated and I wanted some place where I could talk about fitness and gay shit
I miss /hbg/
>>6395264
I know those feels. When I get into the groove of writing the words just pour out like I'm in some sort of trance. I just have so many distractions at home that I never really sit down and just write. There's always more video games to play. There's friends to spend time with. There's movies to watch and internet to shitpost on. Writing often is the last thing on my mind except for when I'm bored at work reading stories on CF.
I don't really post but I lurk here a lot and you guys are great for fitness inspiration, hoping to be and be with a nice beefy guy someday
only been lifting a couple months but its pretty fun actually
>>6395774
Glad to spread the bara propoganda. The world needs more bara men.
5'5" 115 dude here
What are my chances at getting bara bf
hi im a twink but interested in becoming bara. what are exercises i can start doing at home before i get a gym membership at uni next year so i can become athletic. also, know any healthy foods or gaining weight?
>>6395842
Slim but there are gays who like tiny guys. They're just rare cuz most bara dudes tend to be preoccupied with hypermasculinity. I can't say much because I have the same obsession.
>>6396015
post pic
>>6392794
Currently between d9 and b9, would like to be a9
>>6396178
p bara
You're hot but why do you have to be an annoying shit online?
>>6395179
of course we crosspost on /fit/
i'm ottermode.
not huge at all
>>6395796
the male body is the purest form of art.
>>6396254
I disagree. The female body is perfect. As long as it has a penis, of course.
>>6396280
you could use your shitposting powers for good and just harass /pol/ posters back to their own board
>>6396292
biscum pls go. don't shoot anyone on your way
>>6396292
wrong.
>too childish and just shitty
>>6396331
ok. how about becoming "ebin" and posting a shirtless pic
>>6396384
>im ugly
ok sry nvm then
desu senpai this is just as gay as fem gen u just want to be bulky and have big boyfriends
do you bruh
>>6396619
sure yeah
i really don't give a shit if i'm thought of as gay. if anything it lets people know what i'm about
Why do people get upset when I tell them I have no interest in having a relationship?
>>6396694
Post yourself shirtless if you want compliments
>>6392794
I want to be somewhere around F7
>>6396811
I first asked and I'm not this guy >>6396750 but it was sort of teasing. I'll be honest with you, you sound kind of like a lonely guy and I want to tell you that if you're looking for a sense of community and caring then 4chan really isn't the place I'd recommend. Sure I enjoy posting on this site but I don't really hold a high reputation of its users and hold no real interest in meeting any of them. I post to vent frustrations or confess secrets to strangers who'll read and respond to it, but don't know enough about me to judge me personally. That's all. You shitpost enough to be known in like 15 generals but I just wanna let you know that there are better places to belong to.
>>6392794
I guess I'm at E4 or F3,goal is F6-8
Am I hot mascgen?
>>6396924
>>6396750
>>6396619
>>6396396
>>6396372
>>6396294
> actually responding to Maki
How retarded are you? Or are you just pathetically new here? Maki is the one catty anon who insists on posting with his trip, and people like him are the very reason the first two rules of /mascgen/ are
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposts
He's an attention whore and you're just feeding him. And >>6396924 , do you really think he doesn't know this already?
Don't respond to tripfags.
>>6397311
yes
>>6397311
>goatee
Grow the full beard or not at all faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhgZBn-LHg
>>6395842
Well, by my experiences there aren't many people who consider height as a deal breaker. There are some, of course, and I think this thread has a disproportionally high number of them.
I'm 5"7' myself and have never been rejected for my height. That said, I haven't been *picked* because of my height too, and I know some really tall guys can use that to attract people since, as I said, there are people who are insanely attracted to tall guys.
The one thing that's really standing on your way and which you can change is
> 115
That's a 19 BMI. You're almost a twink like that. And it's a fact that gay men often seek to achieve the body they're attracted to, so in the end most "bara"-ish guys have only gotten so far because they're attracted to that body type. And becoming swole is such a long journey, with so many things you've got to do right (exercise, nutrition, hydration, sleep) that if you aren't willing and ready to keep up with that lifestyle, I find it hard that any "bara" guy will want to stay with you.
For example, I go to the gym at least 3 times a week. A month ago I was doing a brosplit so I would often go 5 to 6 times per week. And I did that because I actually think going to the gym is fun, I take enjoyment from it. If I had a bf who did not do this kind of stuff, that would be 6 times a week I could be spending time with him, but if my bf was like me and enjoyed going to the gym we could spend time together while getting exercise.
So, if you want a bara bf, you should accept the fact that you'll probably only find one if you become bara yourself.
That said
> bara is an art style, not a body type
> bara is gay art done by japanese gay men or something like that
>>6392843
says I'm a Bull
>okay
>>6395861
> twink
> getting into uni
Summer is here. But it's ok, I won't bully you.
>what are exercises i can start doing at home
Do you have any dumbbells? What equipment do you have lying around?
You can do push-ups and planks even if you have no equipment. Pull ups require a bar of some sort, but if you live near a playground or a public gymnasium there are likely some nearby, or at least something you can use as pull up bar.
You can also do bodyweight squats, and as you improve you can just hold something heavy-ish while squatting. Grab a backpack and fill it with shit, hold it in front of you while squatting.
You can do cardio, too. You can do the Couch to 5K thing (pic related).
Have fun. But you won't get huge without a gym, that's just a fact. Bodyweight stuff will only take you so far. If you have the money you should get a membership in commercial gym until you get into uni.
> know any healthy foods or gaining weight?
There's so much stuff you've got to learn. Go to /fit/ and read THE sticky. After that, go here and read more: http://fitsticky.com/
The gist of it is: you've got to eat more than your body consumes. You need to eat enough protein, too. This site here has a tool to tell how much that is: http://scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
Have fun. Hopefully you won't remain a twink for long.
>>6397566
Post a pic of body similar to yours, plz. I want to know what this body type actually looks like.
>>6397582
>except not ugly
>>6397615
>>6397582
>>6397566
I think that thing is rigged. 30, hairy, 5'9, 240 lbs. 34 waist doesn't sound like a bull to me.
>>6397634
>>6397615
If I recall correctly, each group's characteristics have been defined by the average of the people who self-identify as that category. So I assume that a lot of people similar to you do just that.
But I do find it strange classifies some people. If you change just your age, someone with your stats goes from bull to muscle bear and then to daddy. I find it strange how age affects that. In my case I go from Pup to Muscle Pup if I add 2 to my age, which I find odd. And if I add 8 years I become Average.
This shit is strange. But I guess thats inevitable with the method he used to define each group.
>>6397692
The method isn't even scientific it's tumblr as fuck. I identify as such therefore I am.
Things don't work this way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMUl6w1efXI
>>6392843
Otter or chub, depending on my waist (99% pretty sure I'm otter though)
I don't think I'm toned enough to be otter though
I'm not gay but I like muscular guys and I like the idea of bottoming.
Wat do?
>>6397709
It's "scientific" if you're doing a sociological study. What he's really evaluating with this method is not "what body type amounts to what in the gay community," it's actually "how do you identify and how do you look like?" Which, you're right, is tumblr as fuck, and this crucial difference opens the possibility for so much subjectivity. People who are not from a certain type can still self-identify as that and slowly change it's definition, and we know that happens because that's basically social desirability bias. This is literally a research that has accepted this bias and integrates it into the statistics without a control group — unscientific as fuck.
Also:
> with the exception of 3, all groups have the same average height (5"10')
> pups and twinks are 5"9', bulls are 6"0'
> height has no effective impact at all in how you're categorized
>>6397749
Btw, not "like" in a sexual way, just that I find male bodies really facinating and... I don't know...
>>6397487
But I can't :(
>>6392843 #
>Do people actually enjoy this or
I do.
>tfw no qt twink to dom me by kicking me in the balls
>>6397749
> I like muscular guys and I like the idea of bottoming.
That's literally gay. You're just bi or gay and in the closet.
>>6397766
I'm not attracted to men, but I kind of wish I could be. I feel like they're hotter than girls, but I will never be able to have a romantic relationship with them because I'm not gay.
I like guys with a medium amount of muscle. Not huge, but not a swimmers body either.
>>6397791
Btw, a swimmer can still be hot depending on the shape of his body.
>>6397785
It's not in a sexual way, though.
>>6397791
> denial: the post
>>6397813
>not in a sexual way, though.
> like the idea of bottoming to muscular guys
I don't usually bully here, but oh boy you're just too easy
>>6397838
Please no. I'm sorry.
I don't know a better way to explain it.
>>6397857
What does "gay" mean to you?
Because to me gay is just "men who likes men." Being gay is not about being feminine or having a lisp, or being a catty queen.
>>6397791
>I feel like they're hotter than girls, but I will never be able to have a romantic relationship with them because I'm not gay.
I felt like this too when I was discovering my sexual orientation. Not so much now.
>6397544
>So, if you want a bara bf, you should accept the fact that you'll probably only find one if you become bara yourself.
Sad but true, then again I've already been lifting for 6 months and it's not hard at all to keep up. How long till I stop looking like a twink? 1,87m, 81kg
>>6397923
I'm not >>6397876 but I believe I passed through something similar.
> At first I tried getting close to girls. I could imagine myself dating them, but I never felt anything
> Watch gay porn to jerk off
> M-Maybe I'm bisexual? But I might only like men for sex, I can't see myself ever having a relationship with a man.
> I'm just a bisexual heteroromantic guy! (lol)
> Time passes.
> Ask myself what would being in a relationship with guy be like.
> Actually meet gay guys, see how their relationships happen.
> Well, it's not so bad.
> Research about it, read gay fiction, watch gay movies, talk with gay people online.
> This could actually be pretty nice.
> Realize that being in a gay relationship COULD be living with your best male friend + sex + love and intimacy.
> Realize that two men can have a kind of bond that a man and a woman are very unlikely to ever have, and that a gay relationship can have a deeper kind of intimacy.
> Realize I wouldn't want to have a relationship with a woman even if I were attracted to them.
> Realize The Gay is truly the master race.
> tfw no bf to cuddle with
> Go to college, get my shit together, improve myself, date a few guys
> tfw no emotionally compatible bf which fits certain criteria X, Y and Z
> Become /fit/
> tfw no bara emotionally compatible bf which fits certain criteria X, Y and Z
Also
> To me, it means having a whole different mind.
You're objectively wrong.
You're already on a basket weaving faggot discussion board, talking with /masc/ men about bottoming for a big muscular guy. Very soon you'll like the idea of cuddling with a muscular guy, blowing him. Then one day you'll catch yourself thinking what holding his hand would be like.
Your transformation will be complete not too long after that. Enjoy the ride.
>>6392843
Otter
I am planning to get some more muscle though, I lost a lot of weight, and now my abs are starting to show.
Feels good.
>>6397960
> How long till I stop looking like a twink?
Can't say unless you post a picture, sadly. If you don't want to expose yourself, find someone who looks like you and post pics.
>tfw small feet. (8.5)
>>6398050
No problem as long as I block my face I guess. Gotta wait till I get home though
>have classes until 10 pm
Kill me now
>>6396294
>just harass /pol/ posters back to their own board
>not harassing the lefties until they leave back to their dirty commie reddit hugbox
what are you a sissy femme faggot.
threadly reminder you can't be masc and a liberal
>>6398296
Yes, you can, and yes, I am.
There is literally no reason to support Trump. 70% of the country hates him. His campaign is a sinking ship
>>6398009
>Very soon you'll like the idea of cuddling with a muscular guy, blowing him. Then one day you'll catch yourself thinking what holding his hand would be like.
I already do. I think about it a lot. It still feels "wrong", though. I feel like I'm meant to have a gf.
>>6398784
I like masc guys. I'm 6'1" and 165 pounds. I'm getting personal training twice a week so I can be stronger and healthier.
>>6398056
Post them, maybe?
>>6398773
>it still feels "wrong" though
That's not your fault, friend. Society raises people to force them to be straight and makes you feel ashamed of yourself if you're not. Everyone here has felt it, some of us still struggle with it. But if you take a chance and just go after what mamakes you happy, without worrying about what other people will think or do, you'll find yourself happier than you used to be. I know it's scary and it feels like it will never happen, but it's possible. I've taken that risk, and not only did I survive, I became so much happier when I did
>>6398808
Bottom, I guess. I've never had sex, so I'm just guessing I am. I can't speak from experience.
>>6398773
You feel like you're meant to have a gf because that's exactly what society's been telling you; that you have to get a girl, marry her and have 2 kids. But it turns out you can choose how you live your life, you can choose to accept your differences and in so build a life adequate to your needs.
So I second what >>6398827 said.
>>6398846
Why are you responding to a tripfag?
>>6398892
Haha, okay. :)
>>6398883
>inside me innately
Yes it's called internalized homophobia. You're not born to hate what you are. You're taught to, and you can unlearn it
>>6401646
> 1,87m, 81kg
> 23 BMI
Well, you look pretty ok. If you're worried about leaving twinkhood behind, rest assured that it won't take you much longer. Some might even say you're not even a twink anymore, which I'm inclined to believe. If you don't have a femmy face you're pretty much set.
And you look good, anon. Now, there's a lot to improve of course, but your improvement will be quick since you're starting out from a good point — you're not an obese guy trying to lose weight first, which would make it all so much harder.
If you keep going to the gym, have good nutrition and sleep well, you'll be getting compliments soon. Also, you're already developing some chest there, so good for you.
What's your routine like, and have you been eating and sleeping enough?
>>6401699
5 times a week split routine. I'm trying to eat as much protein-heavy food as I can, 5 meals if possible, 2/4 soft-boiled eggs a day, sleep well enough. Having a hard time sticking to that diet with finals coming up, but I'm really strict with sticking to the routine.
Thanks for the compliments and advice, anon
When will I start looking like I lift? Any specific numbers or time frame?
>>6402076
Depends on how regularly you lift I would think. Daily routines with some rest days I would think at least 2-3 months you'd notice something.
>>6402105
Been doing it for about 6 weeks fairly regularly but that was after a long cut where I lost all of what little muscle I had
>PRd deadlifts for 295lb today
>benched 185x5
Feels good man
>>6402536
Are you forgetting that time when Trump bought McDonald's and ate it on his million dollar private jet
>Have you ever dated anyone who could carry you around?
I'm 5'11 and my bf is 6'4. Haven't tried the carrying around thing.
>Have you ever dated anyone you could carry around?
Never tried but most guys I've dated have been around my height (+/-)
>Are you big spoon or little spoon?
Both
>Do you like to be taller or shorter than your bf?
No preference
>>6401841
Well, as far as my experience goes, a split routine takes a bit longer to give visible results. But it is what you should do if you want to look better, so you're on the right path.
That said, if your routine does not have squats and deadlifts, I highly recommend you incorporate them in some fashion. I didn't do them when I started out and that was stupid. And you don't need to be on a strength routine like Starting Strength to improve your squats and deadlift.
Also, they give you an awesome butt, trust me.
> tfw top
> tfw you have a better ass than any of your bottoms
>>6403413
>that moment when this pic was posted in /fit/
good times
>>6399043
But I don't hate anyone.
>>6403709
> it got erased
Congrats to the faggot who reported a perfectly non-lewd no-homo fit butt, which was actually relevant to the matter at hand.
>>6403733
How old are you?
>>6403733
It's not about hatred. It's shame over something you shouldn't have to feel ashamed or self-conscious about. It's okay to have these feelings but just recognize that it's not innate to feel embarrassed or wrong for liking what you like
>>6403709
Goddamn that man
>>6403823
I'm 24.
Ok, /mascgen/ there's something on my mind lately and I would like to know your experiences on the subject.
How /masc/ are you when compared to your father and grandfathers?
People say I'm masculine. On the rare occasions I've gone to a gay club, people thought I was straight even after I told them I'm gay. My group of friends, which is composed by men and women who know I'm gay, frequently say I'm the most masculine man around.
Despite that, I have a very different idea of masculinity than my father and grandfather. They were the kind of men who did not cry under any circumstances and looked down on me because I was a sensitive kid. They refused to talk or even acknowledge some of their feelings. My grandfather never had any good relationship with his kids, never opened up with them, and now I see that my father and uncles are all emotionally stunted. They and their kids are ridden with depression, it's crazy how common it is on his family
My father is now divorcing my mother, he has depression for more than twelve years and never managed to go to a therapist because, according to him, that's shameful. He took all kinds of medications which made life more bearable but never good. I never had too much of a close relationship with him because of how closed-off he was, and now I realize I don't know who my father is beyond his depression.
Today I can only think that this high incidence of depression on my father's family is related to this stupidly conservative definition of masculinity they have, which preaches that a man must not show any "weak" emotion
And I'm not like that. I'm emotionally available, I'm definitely not ashamed of crying, I talk about my emotions, I don't hide my weaknesses from my friends, I'm out of the closet. And, according to my father's definition of masculinity, what I'm doing is un-manly. But I don't think I'm less manly than they're, instead I think that I'm of a different kind of masculinity.
So, are you more masculine than your father?
>>6403823
He was reported for being a complete asshole saying he's better than everyone else. The butt was only the tipping point for mods to ban him.
>>6403975
The fuck? No.
>>6403996
> "tfw top"
>" tfw you have a better ass than any of your bottoms"
Sounds like an asshole to me. Fuck off faggot no one gives a shit about you or your "perfect" ass.
>>6403853
I don't feel like I feel ashamed.
>tfw muscle man gym junkie friend says I've got the right frame to be very built
>tfw he moved away
>tfw stuck with dad bod and no idea how to work out.
I should browse /fit/ or something and figure it out, i feel my body is too gross to try find some qts.
>>6403930
imo weighing your masculinity against others and insisting you're more masculine than someone or another bespeaks of insecurity. I'm not saying you are, just that I'm not interested in measuring my own masculinity against others. I'll be my own person, however masculine or feminine that is. That said, literally no one guesses I'm gay unless I explicitly tell them. I'm not particularly burly or anything, but my mannerisms and speaking voice don't come across as gay to people. Personality-wise, I'd say it's a mix. I'm a pretty patient, conflict-averse person, and sort of shy away from competition in physical strength. I'm also extremely, cripplingly emotionally reserved and hardly ever share my actual emotions and problems with anyone, including loved ones. I have a deep dislike of appearing vulnerable or useless, so that tends to make me always appear like nothing's bothering me ever. I'm comfortable crying, but only over things like powerful movies and not really over anything I'm actually feeling.
>>6404018
Okay let's distill things:
Do you want to kiss and cuddle a man?
>>6392756
Aww sp is carrying Jupp.
>>6403413
Yup, no squats nor deadlifts. Should I incorporate them on leg day?
Also what's a good starting weight on those?
>>6404110
Yes, put them on leg day. Preferably, squats should be done at the beginning of your workout and deadlift near the end. You SHOULD NOT do ab work on the day before you deadlift, by the way, since you want your core to be well rested.
Start with just the bar, do a set of 5. If it's too easy (might be since you've been going to the gym for 6 months), add a reasonable but safe weight. Keep doing sets of 5 reps until you find a weight that seems right.
Since these are very technical freeweight lifts, don't try to impress people around you. If you're in doubt whether to increase the weight or not, then DON'T. And since these lifts are very tiring, you might need to rest for 3 to 5 minutes between sets.
At least for now I recommend that you do 3 of squats with 5reps, and one 1 set of 5 deadlifts. You'll notice that the weight will increase quickly with each training session, since the 5 reps range extimulates strength gains. As it increases you might find it more advantageous to increase the rep range (10 squats, for example) while maintaining a moderate weight (not as high as your 5 reps weight). That'll give you less strength gains but your legs will look better.
You shouldn't try to increase the number of reps for the deadlift unless you're doing a light weight. It really puts a strain on your lower back.
>>6403930
I completely agree with you anon. My parent's divorce was mainly ruined because my father distanced himself from his own emotions. Now I'm the only kid that still talks to him, simply because no one understands him. I don't think he understands himself even, having distanced himself so much from his emotions.
This whole "dads don't like gay sons" is also caused by conservative masculinity.
Masculinity is knowing who you are, having a backbone, taking responsibility, working to make yourself a better person, stuff like that.
>>6404093
I'm not that strong, anon.
>>6404162
>I'm not that strong, anon. Yet.
ftfy bae
>>6404156
>Now I'm the only kid that still talks to him
I know that feel. I was talking to my brother, who lives on the other side of the country, and he told me hasn't thought of our parents as "his parents" for more than a decade and that they're practically strangers, my dad specially. Meanwhile, my father has said in the same phrase that my "brother is literally so perfect" and that he struggles to say anything good about me.
My brother, who is emotionally distant to the point of wanting to disappear and never talk with our parents again, is precisely the one my father favors.
Since I've realized that I don't want to spend much time with my father anymore.
>>6404248
Yet. Exactly.
>>6404287
Post gains.
>>6404260
Crazy stuff. Surround yourself with good people anon
>>6404326
When I make huge noticeable gains I shall. I've noticed my calves getting a bit bigger though, so that's coo.
>>6404502
>big calves
hnnggghhh post them
>>6404154
Good advice, thanks!
>>6404449
Fortunately I have great friends who support me in so many ways, so I'm fine.
>>6404512
They're not HUGE, but they're bigger than they were a month or so ago.
>>6404522
Do the vegetables have beards on them? No beards=not masc. Bearded vegetables are a thing now.
>>6404044
w-whats gonna happen to the smallest one with less hair?
>browsing the web
>spider outta no where on the wall next to me
>"Excuse me Mr.Spider can you please go?"
>it turns to me
>waits for a moment
>and then proceeds back down into the abyss behind my desk
>mfw
The masc spider understood me guys.
>>6404627
What meals have you been making with the green?
>>6404634
He will be given to the largest one to be used as he sees fit
>>6404662
>tofu sausages
If they're anything like the ones I used to serve 200 kids on 'healthy Mondays' they must taste something nasty. It's good though that you're eating better. I need to incorporate more vegetables in our meals. Meat and cheese related foods are never leaving the menu though haha.
>>6404676
Cheese is the best food.
>>6404713
>melted applesmoked gouda
YUM
>>6404739
Manchego is really good for just slicing and eating with crackers
Eating alone is fine too
>>6404762
It's a shame so few gay guys look like Eric/Tomm
>>6404762
>those juicy pecs
Ummpf~
I'm hoping my pecs get like that. This man boob-ish I got going right now makes me a lil self conscious.
>>6404783
Him, Austin Wolf, and Connor McGuire are favorites of mine since they're such giant dudes and they're specifically into fucking shorter guys. Conversely I'm a huge fan on Armond Rizzo cuz he's like 5' even and will tackle literally any size guy like a fucking champ. Gotta scratch that size difference fetish
>>6404798
4U
>>6404814
>mfw he does this all the time
It feels good and weird at the same time.
>>6404814
I only watch scenes where Tomm bottoms to tell the truth. Same with Maguire.
>>6404830
Role reversal is also pretty hot, yeah. Pic related the guy being carried ends up as the top
>>6404838
I want to be held like that.
>>6404051
Yes.
>>6404896
Me too, anon. Someday
>>6404910
And why don't you?
>>6404919
But I do.
>>6392843
we /cub/ now
>>6404914
I'm 6'1" though, so it's not likely that I'll find someone taller than me who I will also find a connection with.
But it's still a nice thought.
>>6405167
Oh so what's the problem then?
>>6405177
Dream it, wish it, write it, do it, live it.
>>6405222
I'm not attracted to men.
>>6405234
But you want to kiss and cuddle them?
>>6405240
Yeah.
>>6405280
So you kiss and cuddle men but you're not attracted to them? Those seem like conflicting viewpoints. Care to elaborate?
>>6405280
Are you a virgin and 'bi' by any chance?
Has anyone here ever gone to a bath house? I know not to do anything more than mutual masturbation to avoid AIDS but it's always been a fetish of mine and now I'm finally in a city with one.
>>6405380
I went to one, was weird. I went swimming and played pool, the pools were quite nice and surprisingly clean.
What's up with the influx of "oh em gee guys im really straight or maybe not help me find out? :3" posts on our gens. Stop.
>>6405416
I think I know someone like you. I had a friend who was very passive and the thought of chasing girls bothered him because he doesn't like reaching out to people. At the same time, humans crave contact and intimacy, so I took him to a gay bar and lo and behold he ended up making out with a dude because the dude made the first move. Is that sort of like what you feel? You want someone to make the first move on you?
>>6405416
>I'm a virgin and 'straight'.
Every. Single. Time.
Once you jump in the pool you'll realize it's not so bad. I was you 6 years ago.
so ur inth e gym n dis guy walks up 2 u an seys, "Hey man, I say you across the room and I hope this isn't too forward, but I think you're really cute and was wondering if you'd like to get a drink sometime?"
wat doi u do???
>>6405454
I would probably go mute for a bit and blush all over. It's a shame I'm so white makes it really easy to tell. I'd probably nod enthusiastically though.
>>6405503
moe af
>>6405454
"Sure," I would reply, "that sounds nice." In my mind, though, I would think to myself "Take that, macroanon, look who's going to go out with a giant bara dude now! Eat shit!"
>>6405454
RIP anon, died of a stroke but at least hit the post button before he went
>>6405875
>going on a date with the perfect man just to spite me
This pain... it hurts
>>6405454
>blush
>"I'm really flattered and all, but I'm with somebody actually"
>Proceed to point out husbear doing his lifting
>"O-oh gosh. Sorry man. Didn't know"
>joke around
>maybe bro hugs for good bye
>ending with hubby being a lil jelly
Fun
>>6405941
this doesn't even look like a human
anyone here gone from otter to bearmode?
how long did it take?
>>6406700
I'm not even an otter (more of a muscle pup) but I saw some discussion on /fit/ about this.
If by bearmode you mean /fit/'s definition of it (extremely strong physique achieved with compound movements AND with high body fat%), then it does take a lot of time and it's not at all a short term goal. It'll take you a few years, that's for sure, and it'll push your body to it's limits since you're looking at a few years of strength training in what will be, basically, a permabulk.
Now just add body hair and you'll be bearmode by LGBT standards.
The good side: since you might just be in a permabulk for a few years, it's actually kind of nice not having to worry about restrictive dieting. And when you do start looking like a strong motherfucker you'll get a lot of dick and ass.
Now, if by bearmode you mean just plain fat with unkempt bodyhair, then it's actually a rather quick and straightforward process: just eat as much as you can, and then eat some more. When you can no longer go upstairs you'll have achieved it.
tfw progressed on all lifts today
>>6406869
What about twink to bearmode, /fit/ definition.
I eat a shitload everyday. Even when I cut out cardio and stopped exercising for a bit it took me a long time gain anything.
I'm clearly not eating enough.
The other sad part is that I'm a student so I've got late nights.
~5-6 hours is my regular
>>6404044
>tfw you will never have a group of burly wrestler senpais to train with
>you will never shoot the shit shirtless and start test strenght spontaneously to dominance for fun
>tfw no olympic wrestler bf
I can only train and hope to get bigger.
>mfw every time the orlando shooting comes up and people immediately look to me
>>6408787
That's what you get for being openly gay.
>>6408017
The same stuff applies even if you're starting out from twink.
If you're eating > a shitload and not gaining weight, you're either overestimating your calorie consumption (aka babby's not counting calories) or you're eating a lot of low-calorie food.
Solution: download MyFitnessPal and count your shit.
Regarding your sleep, you can make significant gains with 5~6 hours per day, but your gains will be slower. I can't sleep 8 hours anymore, I always wake up after 7, but I'm still gaining significantly.
That said, I don't think bearmode is a good "goal." It takes a lot of time to achieve it, it's very difficult, and it might not even look good on you. I'd recommend that, instead of setting it as your only goal, you pick something more approachable that functions as a stepping stone to bearmode (example: you can try to get to muscle pup/cub first, or you can bulk up for a set period of time or until you reach a certain weight). And when you achieve your short-term goal you can reevaluate how close you're to the long-term goal (bearmode) and set your next milestone from there.
>>6409270
Ah well. It'll come around at some point. All the men in my family 30+ look like pic related
>mfw doing push ups with a buttplug
Oh baby.
>>6410532
Me too.
>>6410322
Get like that as soon as possible
>>6410322
>>6409270
>>6408017
>>6406869
>>6406700
I searched around and saw some people throwing 250lbs of lean mucle mass as an acceptable weight for bearmode. I haven't researched how realistic that is, but just for the sake of this thought experiment I'll set 250lbs of lean mass as a target to reach bearmode and I'll compare it to my stats.
After 8 months of suboptimal weightlifting I was at 123lbs of lean mass, 25lbs of fat. So I was at 16% body fat.
I've also seen that 1lb of muscle mass is the maximum amount you could possibly get per week while natty. So, if I had uninterrupted weeks of perfect training and bulking with no injuries whatsoever, I would need AT LEAST 127 weeks of training. Which translates to around 2.4 years of perfect training. That said, keep in mind that I would be hit with diminishing returns and it would get progressively harder to get each pound of muscle.
After 2.5 years of bulking I might be unacceptably fat, by the way, perhaps much more than 25% bodyfat. So I might need to cut for a few months until reaching an acceptable bodyfat, which could reduce my lean mass.
So you should be thinking that bearmode will take you AT LEAST 3 years if you're just starting out, probably more than that.
>>6395796
sauce on pic?
>>6410842
>Autism: the post
>tfw a guy compliments your beard
>>6411253
Are you ok with wearing a dress and a chastity cage and always being ready to get on you knees and suck my dick?
>>6411455
I'm fine with that, a/s/l?
what happened to this thread?
>>6412445
stop shitting up mascgen, we all hate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-bIqEsRATQ
>>6412687
You're kinda narcissistic and I don't mind a slow thread
>>6412687
slow thread is a good thread.
if we would be as shitty as /gaygen/ if we were as active
>>6412687
no one cares; fuck off.
>>6412687
What stupid entitlement. Worse than furfags. Get a trip
>>6411223
Someone complimented my beard once, but it was awkward for me. Most of my social experiences are.
>>6412687
>I provide fitness advice motivation
No you don't, lol
i had nothing to post but my captcha said asses
that is all.
Why are firemen the hottest out of public servants like policemen and army guys?
>>6414929
I've never seen a real fireman that was hot.
>pic related, random picture of firefighters
>none are hot
>>6415259
That latino guy in the corner, tho.
>>6415282
>bad taste in men
>you
>>6415284
Maybe he volunteers to help the poor, or donates money to cancer research. You would never know with that attitude.
>>6415294
>help out the poor
>constantly poor living off the government
FTFY
>>6405941
dear god, source?
>>6415559
He could be the most kindest and gentlest person in the world, but you would only see him as "distasteful".
Anyone have any experiences with dating closeted guys?
I've done it once and it did not go well, he had too many issues and became jealous because I didn't have a terrible family life. Anything similar happen with you?
>all those deleted posts
Is clover fooling me or what the duck is going on?
>>6416055
How do I become dateable as a closeted homo? My family doesn't know and I'm one of those virgins
>TFW turned 24 today
>khv
Dunno how u should feel about this.
>>6416067
> Is clover fooling me or what the duck is going on?
Something happened. The entire thread got deleted and restored, I guess?
>How do I become dateable as a closeted homo?
You can date other closeted guys, but that often doesn't end well. The guy I dated would throw me under the bus every time anything happened that could remotely indicate to someone that he was gay, and I hear this toxic attitude is common among closeted guys.
Also, do you live near your family? If yes that immediately makes you almost completely undateable since your partner will effectively be your dirty little secret.
It's Father's Day, mascgen
What's your relationship with your father? Are you calling your daddy today?
How do I text with guys /mascgen/? even through the internet I manage to spill a considerable amount of spaghetti
>>6416207
Left me and my mom and moved to america after cheating with some cunt
Needless to say Im a mommas boy now
>>6416067
Mods just deleting my posts again.
>>6416207
We're on good terms. He's happy for me and stuff. He's not an internet/tech savy guy, so I haven't spoken to him and awhile.
>>6416207
He's here today. But things aren't that great between us, never were, so I don't like spending too much time around him.
That's life I guess.
>>6416207
I'm only partially out to family; being that they're fucking gossips and loudmouths. Down to my mom, who had to blabber it to my sister back in my hometown in Mich where my dad's side of rednecks live, thankfully it's just something we just "don't ask, don't tell".
>>6416098
I don't live at home luckily. That didn't really work out looking back. My father and I didn't really get along until I moved out.
>>6416693
Then you can be effectively out of the closet while still keeping that knowledge from your family. That's a lot easier for someone dating you.
daily reminder that biscums are just a bunch of effiminate faggots whoi whorshipped women and their dirty vaginas.
How do I get a masculine bottom bf?
>>6418445
>Go to /fit/
>aquire bf
>>6404648
>>6415284
>tfw you will never have a spunk hunk for a congressman
What does /masc/ think about glasses?
>>6418834
Can look hnnngg on the right guy.
>>6418834
I use glasses. I don't care whether a guy uses glasses or not, but I often find that men just don't know how to pick a decent pair of glasses that fits their face.
>>6415737
Everyone's distasteful to me.
