You're walking on the street with your gf/bf and this guy slaps your ass.
What do?
im gonna castrate him
I would do nothing.
My gf would be him up.
>>6386265
Cum
>>6386421
a perfect transhet couple deflecting the advances of a gay kebab
>eyes on ground
>pretend I didn't feel
>walk faster
>fight the tears
>>6387140
>ey lan where you going butiful girl/boy?
>>6387140
That's what we all would actually do, anon.
>>6387161
>open mouth to say something
>random vowel sounds come out in a whisper
>shake head
>keep walking
>>6387188
>grabs you by your ass and stops you
Aj asked yu somethink, fuccboi.
>>6387200
>projectile vomits and throws a punch at the same time
>runs while vomiting
>>6387215
>runs after you
Come back here fuccboi! You have nover to run!
>>6387224
>deploys slippery puddle of urine, shit, vomit and tears as a defensive maneuver.
I shoot him with my concealed carry permit and say he attacked me. Since this was right after the Orlando shooting the crime of murder would be forgiven.
>>6387245
*teleports behind you
>its super effective
I got you now!
>>6387259
>blows out the candle
Not today, dad.
>>6386265
Invite for threesome
