Slow down with the image replies edition
also fuck /pol/
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▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed) (embed)
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed) (embed)
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
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>>6378230
Jesus I gaged.
>>6378230
>Slow down with the image replies edition
>>6378230
Dear Lord.
>tfw no Grace gf
>>6378205
>>6378207
Not hugboxxing but don't be so hard on yourself
>>6378239
tfw I'm an ambush
>>6378230
>Slow down with the image replies edition
>>6378243
send help
>>6378055
>Hey! Yeah I just wanted to ask your opinion since you went to Bart. I can't decide between him and facial team. My brow and nose are the only two things I want done.
>I've heard Bart is better with brows but bad with noses. How was your experience?
Well I don't have any experience with facial team other than they have older audience. When I was at the Bart's clinic there was only one hon there (and she was very cool).
From what I learned Facial team is better at noses (but Bart is getting there...). On the other hand Bart is much more aggressive with brows. It did not achieved what I was hoping for but it was enough.
He changed shape of my eyes which is cool I guess but uneven... And fucked up my hairs.
>>6378230
She knows she's supposed to have hair on her head, right? Not yarn.
>tfw ur a garbage human with a garbage body
>>6378215
sure lots but not all, I'm pretty ugly and lame
>>6378230
>Slow down with the image replies edition
u can't tell me what to do!
nyet cyka blyat
>>6378247
what the FUCK
Reminder that Jennifer is the most bitter person here and that even though she claims to have a good life is obviously miserable if she has to be such a cunt to people
Just goes to show that being marginally attractive doesn't make you a happy person. Bet you anything that she kills herself before 30
>>6378252
Iktf ;-;
HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS EDITION
>>6378247
skeletor?
>>6378252
getting laid didn't help huh
>>6378252
yeah yeah whats new?
>>6378260
>not killing yourself before you're 30
You're doing it wrong, Anon.
nth for image replies and quality pixels
i found out something interesting today:
it turns out that robert martin culp,
whom i know for his frequent appearances in columbo (still an amazing show btw),
is also the voice of dr. wallace breen in half-life 2.
isn't that something!
>>6378243
>>6378257
What did you think of the conference Chara?
>>6378240
come to illinois and get it bby
>>6378252
ikTf!!!
>>6378274
2 states away bby
>>6378230
phwoar, who's that girl lads? i'm in love
>>6378256
no wrong
ur cute
>>6378281
GET DRIVING
>tfw gay
>tfw going to the neighborhood truck stop because I hear that truckers eat a lot of crackerbarrel
>tfw just snorted coke all night at truckstops on the toilet sniffing straight man fat bear poot n toot
>tfw you can smell the cheese coming from their asshole as they let out a poot n toot
>"PLOP" is the final sound they make pooing while grunting
>tfw I cum at the same time as old man straight man trucker poot n toot
: )
>>6378240
do we really need more relationship drama though?
>>6378275
you won an exhibition match against us recently if I recall correctly tho, I havent seen the match, but its definitely possible.
I just dont want italy or france to win the title desu
>>6378274
Don't tempt me, Gracie. I'm only 2 months into hrt so I'm at my "cutest" and most masculine. It's all "downhill" from here. I could pretend to be a guy and take you on a date.
>>6378269
bexer !!!!!!!!!!
>>6378260
this, she drags every thread down with her constant shit flinging and meaningless bragging.
>>6378293
I get paid to meet a quota of broken hearts so yes
>>6378299
Wait what
downhill?
You're 2 months how is it downhill
>>6378284
maybe if u have a fetish for ugly cavemen
>>6378213
>Is your voice alright?
idk i dont like it
https://clyp.it/h3vaxtlr
>>6378290
don't mind my coke nail
>>6378304
Grace no. Bad Grace. Stop flirting with everyone.
>>6378291
did gaygen chase u away mr grinch?
>>6378262
>>6378269
god
>>6378274
Better than the EA one.
>>6378310
>ywn do coke with Sophie
>>6378106
Girls are supposed to smile all the time.
>>6378312
same
>>6378306
nah i just have a fetish for delusional trannies with self image issues desu ;)
>>6378314
B-but..
>>6378309
>https://clyp.it/h3vaxtlr
sounds passable to me, not sure why you get what you get then.
>>6378312
cute hands.
>>6378320
I have twisted gnarled branches for hands?
my nails extend backwards?
my knuckles could be used as dice?
>>6378319
>ywn do coke with sophies
>>6378300
KITTU
>>6378318
PC GAMING TIME
>>6378304
your chasing and being a generally scummy person isn't funny
>>6378321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>6378304
I'm teasing about the "downhill". I know you're bi but you're just cute and younger than me so I have a weird urge to be the big spoon in the relationship; so to speak. And I've never done that before. I've seen guys do it enough I think I know how to fake it as a guy but as an honest me that would be so out of my realm of experience it'd be different.
Also good to see you're feeling frisky this morning.
who florida here
me ooga girlfriend, booga video game
unga cuddle
>>6378333
I only want the highest quality of pixels.
>>6378341
I'm in orlando. Dying to check out Pulse t b h
>>6378341
Sorry friendpal,
living the boring michigan life
>>6378346
that's not funny i literally live in orlando
>>6378341
>>6378346
>who florida here
https://youtu.be/DKAb4YD0Euc
>>6378347
...
Wait...
Who was it that was Russian again?
>>6378340
I wouldn't want anyone to pretend to be something they're not for my sake
If you're not a guy don't fake being one
Just be you and do what you wanna do
If you wanna be a big spoon you don't have to be a guyspoon
>Also good to see you're feeling frisky this morning.
Oh? You wouldn't happen to be this anon would you?
>>6378353
Ha. Yeah, that's me.
>>6378352
I'm the Russian.
I moved to the US.
I keep telling everyone this ;-;
>>6378330
I bet you have other things going for you that others don't.
>>6378356
Aww, well, I wanted to thank you for that actually
It made me smile and feel nice
Who /straight chilling at work/ here?
And can Someone catch me up to speed on E3?
Thoughts on peterpan collars?
I think they're cute
>>6378308
>tfw
>>6378324
my caveman brow is too solid to be delusion and my only issues with my image are how my manly bones effect it
>>6378370
its okay :)
>>6378371
High quality pixels, massive amounts of teraflops.
>>6378374
yes yes but for some reason I don't think they would look good on a tranny bodyshape
>>6378230
>slow down with the image replies
No
>>6378371
Hiyaa
>>6378310
i did it mom can i have my cokies now
half hand-post half hello
>>6378379
>slow down with the image replies
yes, hold your anime pics please
>>6378379
hi nerd
>>6378376
>High quality pixels, massive amounts of teraflops.
>tfw ur stuck in low definition lumpy graphics
>>6378379
I am sorry, I am stealing this gif bby.
>>6378332
o-one day anon...
>>6378383
>>6378383
M A N
H
A
N
D
S
>>6378318
frisk is the girl though, chara is a boooooy
>>6378375
its a good thing that cuteness/ugliness is subjective and that i never said you didn't have any male features
>that one trip you want to adopt as your little sister
Who is she, girls?
>>6378383
I like your chins.
>>6378391
>>6378384
>>6378384
Cute/10
I missed the story arc where you were supposed to out yourself to your dad. How did that go?
>>6378396
>tfw nobody will ever want you as a little sister
>>6378383
That's just male gyno isn't it?
Early on hormones I assume.
>>6378394
literally the other way around
>>6378396
Ag this again...
Only one though?
Fine...
...
...
...
Puru.
>94 total replies
>45 image replies
are we aiming to hit both the post and image limit at the same time?
>>6378379
Hey, how are you doing?
>>6378396
Kit for little sister, Elanna for big sister.
PLEASE.
>>6378397
>no
ok
>>6378410
frisk is LITERALLY the cutest girl, shitlord.
>the used to lift weights and rock climb and now veins are now huge
don't mind me just posting the manliest hands in this thread
>>6378411
hey, how are you?
>>6378396
trashy
>>6378396
Korra, obviously. She's so enthusiastic, and she's all kinds of a social butterfly! Perfect little sister material. Who wouldn't want to spoil her, now and again?
>>6378406
>mfw niece treating me like older sister.
Bro never called me 'sis' though. Why older broder why!? ;_;
>>6378391
high impact sexual violence
>>6378393
that's what they called me in high school
>>6378398
my chin isn't in that picture
>>6378409
yep im pre-hrt actually sorry if it offends you
>>6378411
i tried to present them the manliest i could
why the fuck does the pc conference have a host? It's just annoying, stop wasting our time. Devs and spokespeople only, REEE
>>6378419
>used to rock climb, freeclimb and do parkour
>>6378396
I can't pick desu, there's a lot of girls here I'd like to treat like a lil sis and take care of and stuff
>>6378386
I'm holding them, what do you want me to do with them?
>>6378411
Hello, how's it going?
>>6378390
Steal away, I stole it from yume ages back desu
>>6378387
Suup?
>>6378414
I'm doing great, I dropped acid with a friend yesterday and had a blast of an afternoon. How are you?
>>6378395
desu the only person I at all believe when they say they think I'm cute is my partner and even then I'm convinced they're suffering from stockholm's syndrome or something
>>6378430
Nice Mei cosplay tubby
>>6378419
used to swim
giant veiny arms/hands
ty based hrt and anorexia for fixing that tho
Tfw no big sis
>>6378413
there would probably be fewer images if people didn't whine about too many images desu
>>6378441
>ty based hrt and anorexia for fixing that tho
Time for a meme I only became aware of today.
>presses X
>>6378383
Once your coke nail gets big like mine you can have all the coke you want
>>6378444
Claimed~
>>6378446
Not much~ Just kinda enjoying today
How about you?
>>6378436
have you heard back since your interview yet?
>>6378436
How are you?
>>6378431
DAWN OF WAR YESPLS BE GOOD
>>6378436
Glad to hear it went well :3 I was worried desu
I'm doing pretty good, hiding from my batshit crazy manager atm. Middle aged ignorant racist of the poor life choices variety. At least she doesn't know I'm a tranny -.-
>>6378431
A male succubus is called an incubus.
>>6378422
Settling into trans woman life. I'm not exactly confident yet, but it's becoming clear that I care WAY more than anyone else.
My boss seems to have accepted that my conditions on working are worth accepting for me to work for her. Breathing a little easier.
How about you?
>>6378452
L O N D O N
>>6378457
No, it's a Succubus (Male).
>>6378433
Shit, you mean those giant ligament things won't look less prominent on hrt? Shit. My fingers aren't quite like yours but my knuckles and those "pre tendinous bands" are identical. Add on a current burn mark from work and you have my gigantic monkey paw.
>>6378453
But I'm older than you
>>6378457
PARDON MEEEE
>>6378452
How'd you end up with such an ugly girlfriend?
>>6378457
it's a succubus(male).
feminine penis
>>6378419
>>the used to lift weights and rock climb and now veins are now huge
>don't mind me just posting the manliest hands in this thread
Pls get tf on my level
>>6378436
>I'm doing great, I dropped acid with a friend yesterday
What acid tho, LSD?
Make sure to try DMT some time, you're only out for like 5 mins but it can feel like days, perfect for when you aint got time to fuck around being high all day but still trip the hardest you ever have before.
>>6378436
Can you give me drug related advice, my love?
>>6378452
my nails always snap when they get that long but then I don't rlly take care of them like the rest of me
>>6378463
Doesn't matter, you need a big sis so I'm gonna be it
>>6378468
too shy to show my hands
rip
>>6378243
My manhands will forever haunt me.
>>6378436
Pretty much what I told Phienchen. Sounds like you're enjoying your psychedelics!
>>6378436
>Steal away,
o-oh!
if its like that...
*steals you as well*
>>6378458
that sounds nice, acceptance is very important.
I was too sad to go to uni, I hope I wont get into trouble for that, other than that I am watching euro and will probably cs later
Who has best hands?
Who has worst hands?
>>6378475
I'll be your big sis though. Elanna is like a big sister to me desu
>>6378481
Edie
Cheska
>>6378481
me
>>6378477
I like the shape of ur nails
>>6378470
>>6378477
at least it seems like u got some style
>>6378472
I dunno what happened yesterday but I assume relaxing like that must be nice~
>>6378482
Darnit, I always end up being a little sister
>>6378486
Bruh eat a fucking hamburger please.
>>6378488
still idgi
why doubt
I want to know how old /mtfg/ is
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476238
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476238
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476238
>tfw 25 in 2 weeks and haven't started HRT yet
>>6378493
>promoting obesity
>>6378490
Just standard depression, I stayed up until 5 AM distracting myself from it on the internet. It would be relaxing if I had something to relax from... my life the past couple weeks has mostly just been filling time between appointments.
>>6378498
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10476238
i turn 22 this month
>>6378500
he's a fat repressed tranny what do you expect?
>>6378495
From what I've heard, HRT doesn't change your hands all that much...
>>6378490
It's ok. I think I'd be a good big sis
>>6378461
I mean, I'm only 2 weeks on Spiro, but they used to be worse... I think...
girl dev has lower mic..
MISOGYNY?
In other news, no one cares about ARK
>>6378498
38.
>>6378510
never played it, but it does kinda look fun if im honest.
>>6378454
No, they gave me a timeline of 2 weeks or so. ;~;
>>6378456
Yeah it had its ups and downs but they were all situational, nothing world ending. Even tempted fate by watching elfen lied while tripping and it was still fun.
Also, that sucks, how much do you have to deal with your manager?
>>6378455
I'm good, a bit tired tho ;~;
hbu?
>>6378472
It's a rare occasion where I get to do it too desu, both my friend and I still live with their parents but he had the place to himself while they were in britain.
>>6378469
Yeah it was LSD, easily my fav psy except for it taking up a whole day yeah. DMT sounds nuts and I've wanted to try it for awhile ;~;
>>6378471
I'll do what I can
>>6378479
Yeah I like psys a lot honestly, fun way to spend an afternoon with a friend and it's been ages since I've had proper LSD
>>6378480
Please take care of me :3
>>6378514
But they should be faster for each game. This talk show format is really stupid. sony last year showed the world how to have the most success, and it's through brevity. Show your shit, next game
>>6378516
Will you be my big sis
>>6378510
no interest in playing it but some videos of the different creatures r fun
>>6378286
Huh. That's really not that bad. If I was to do that in addition to another procedure (say... a rhinoplasty), I'd have to go to some kind of general ffs specialist though. That's a bigger pain than I hoped. But it'll be on my consideration list if after anesthesia and all that fun jazz is already being used and it's like $2500 I'll consider it.
>>6378498
im 23, started hrt about a week before my 23rd birthday fampi
>>6378473
Mine do too usually, I started taking biotin recently and I think it might actually be helping nail health.
>>6378484
>>6378466
>>6378439
>>6378409
>>6378393
Dafug mang, where's all the hate coming from, My hands are like twice as big as hers and nobody said sheet
>>6378481
David Duchovny has best hands
>>6378498
I just turned 24
>>6378516
>No, they gave me a timeline of 2 weeks or so. ;~;
ugh the waiting period is so bad
gl tho!!
>>6378519
I agree anon.
New mount and blade though?
>>6378498
Aha. So this thread -is- for old busted hons.
I am home.
>>6378533
yess.
Please release date
>>6378527
You can do better than a greasy, fat chink. It's sickening to see you waste your time on him.
>>6378516
Average, thanks for asking.
>>6378480
Iunno. If it's a seminar course, it'll probably bother someone. Unlikely to cause trouble unless it happens too often, though. What's got you sad today?
>>6378527
we actually have biotin somewhere but I can barely summon the self-worth to even take my hrt at all consistently
>>6378538
Oh, it makes sense now
>>6378498
I'm one of the old biddies at 32.
>>6378498
I am 22 and started HRT 26th of April.
>>6378545
I just put all the pills in one area and whatnot so it just feels like another part of hrt, I dunno if it's worth it but it seems to be helping.
>>6378537
Looks really fun.
I want to play this with friends.
>>6378403
really rude desu
>>6378498
19, started June 3rd.
>>6378555
Hey, that's how old I was ^~^
>>6378556
oh it def has a measurable benefit, one of the few things that's not just bs to make money
I just don't feel worth it
>>6378555
I started hormones in april also.
>>6378542
I dont really know, I am just reayll anxious, and nothing works ever and I want to die I guess. Life is pretty hard currently. I really would needs meds, but I a too anxious to even call a therapist, so thats not happening.
>>6378563
i wish i started hrt in my 20s
>>6378498
I am 26, started at 23
>>6378570
*hug*
do your best nerd.
>>6378574
about a month after turning 30
theres two underage here?
morning mtfg whos ready to painfully await the day you officially become hon enough to kill yourselves?
>>6378570
You gonna be ok?...
>tfw you'll never hang out with phien
>>6378230
Hey dummies.
I have a question.
If you were given a large sum of money to spend on an FFS surgeon who would you choose and why?
If you've already gotten FFS tell me who you went to and if you are satisfied with the results,ty bbys
>>6378501
I know the feeling, there's always something I gotta do soon, I just wanna relax
>>6378506
I believe in you <3
>>6378582
>tfw that day already passed for you
>>6378587
Thanks <3
>>6378581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>>6378498
51...
>>6378582
Let's become immortal robots.
Marouane Fellaini looks like he's cosplaying as a hon.
*repost from dead thread becus im stupid
>>6378549
that might be something that takes a while but I'm sure it'll happen. you just have to be conscious of it, try to avoid using the muscles you want to atrophy. so just make sure you don't grip things too tight and you'll get at least a little reduction
and then you won't be able to open jars of peanut butter when you're home by yourself and have no strong guy to open them for you and you'll sit on the kitchen floor and cry like I did last week
Someone come with me to my informed consent appointment tomorrow and hold my hand
I realllllyyyyyyyy dont wanna go
>>6378599
Well 3 months, isn't too much time.
My boyfriend says my skin is crazy soft which is neat. Same thing with boobs, they're surprisingly sensitive. Don't like that i can't sleep on my stomach anymore though.
>>6378595
i was in pre-k when this song came out
>>6378599
it went okay, the first couple years were exciting and then life returned to its normally scheduled boringness.
>>6378609
i'm willing to trade suckles on your great white donger if you suckle on my fatback fried rice weenus
>>6378615
Isn't that what a big sister is for? :3
>>6378609
congrats on it getting better since hrt at least, my self-worth just kinda keeps diminishing
>>6378615
getting blood drawn?
>>6378591
well if it came and you missed the opportunity i guess youre here forever. dont worry, ill stay with you until we both wither away into dust.
>>6378597
why purposely force the suffering to continue for an eternity? the robot part im into though, beep boop chara.
>>6378612
Belgium are so overrated
Lot of talented players but the team doesn't play good football
>>6378615
I'd go with you :(
*hug*
I hate today
>cold
>rainy
>so dysphoric that I want to literally die
>>6378625
yes ;_;
>>6378629
yes ;_;
I might also get the first part of the HPV vaccine depending on how brave I feel
and who knows what else my doc is gonna want to do to me
>>6378624
Cheska pls
>>6378633
*hugs*
i dreamt that grace was giving out blowjobs in the girls bathroom
i couldnt get one
>>6378631
Near immortal then, with the ability to kill yourself.
Beep boop.
>>6378580
I am trying <3
thanks
>>6378583
probably not, but I havent been okay in over a year, its just a little worse currently.
>>6378584
>tfw youll never do oxy with Lizzy
why even live?
I really want this tho!
>>6378643
What stopped you, anon?
>>6378615
aww, i just had mine two days ago. its really not that bad, they will probably be nice to you and the blood draw is no biggie. aside from the going outside part its kinda nice!
>>6378520
I thought I already was your big sis tbqh
>>6378532
Yeah it is, I'm gonna double down on applying to more places in the meantime ;~; been getting kinda discouraged by the lack of firm success
>>6378541
Why average?
>>6378549
Elfen lied is an older anime, it's kinda crazy and violent and not exactly the best choice for watching while tripping but it was p fun.
>>6378640
>yes ;_;
*holds ur hand*
>I might also get the first part of the HPV vaccine
my doc keeps trying to get me to do that but I'm always too scared of needles ;-;
>>6378649
the fact that you're a disgusting chaser
>>6378656
Waiting for boyfriend to get home.
>>6378649
i said "i want one too" and the pack of girls you were with looked at me weird
then i said "kidding" and you all laughed
;_;
>fuck /pol/
wow rude wtf is with your polophobia?
>>6378673
>make life a challenge
if you want, cut off an arm or a leg
>>6378673
im just averaging it out.
, What do you mean?
>>6378570
;-;
Please work up the nerve to call a therapist, phienchen. I want you to live better.
>>6378516
Can you recommend me anything that will keep me like perma chilled? Or something I could take to pick me up a little when I get too down, something that will take the edge off
boy, amd sure is interesting.
>>6378657
Have you heard how anxious I get going to the doctors? I'm too scared to do anything
I have xanax now though so maybe I'll just be so doped up I telll them to stab me with everything they got
>>6378665
Hurry up! You have until noon tomorrow to get to Chicago!
>>6378654
I know it's gonna be okay but as I've grown up I had severe anxiety trained in me for anything medical
>>6378666
Aww, poor thing, sorry my friends bullied you~
>>6378585
Probably would spend it on several well-known plastic surgeons specializing in a single area rather than doing it all in one go with a FFS specialist. I don't care about stereotypical doll-like femininity, I'm too old for cute to be my thing. I want well-defined features, only more harmonious. Like, getting rid of that wonky buttchin that ruins my whole jawline... If it really has to be a FFS surgeon, I'd go for Bart.
>>6378696
;_;
i-i spent the rest of the dream running around the school trying to find you and your friends
;_______; and i woke up with a boner help
>>6378696
i have that anxiety too ;-;
>>6378696
ya desu I'm the same. two times ago I got blood drawn and I had to have a nurse pretend to be my mom so I could squeeze her hand while the needle was in and I went completely white knuckled and didn't let go for over 20 minutes. and even after I let go I still didn't get up off the table for another 20 mins
