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Previous thread >>6372244
hifriendpals
good morning /mtfg/
how are you
>Tfw high
who neeeeedddss respossibility when you are high
I also went to GBK WITH MY catboy femboy friend!
Why do trannies defend Islam?
hay
>>6373376
They dont.
>TFW want to spoon with Korra but she doesn't know what pic related is.
I like napping while nuzzling with warms <3
>tfw I will ever escape this manly jaw
why WAS I CIRSED WITH THESE GENETICS
DAMN THIS DYSPRAXIA
>>6373376
Because Iran gives free sex changes YOLO
>>6373383
That would pretty much be what you would look like since you're both very much hons. Actually you probably look more like a girl than korra does.
>>6373383
I enjoy poo on toast
Do you do too?
Top kek
>>6373383
do it completely nude so korra can feel your warm big penis
>edgar leaves
>poo on toast guy goes insane with boredom and becomes new robin
Gotta admit. I didn't see this coming
>>6373391
top quality SRS if you enjoy shitting through your cunt and constant agony
>>6373374
>Tfw high
I am so jelly
>edgar is going on an autistic rampage
why cant people who shoot up places kill the ones that deserve it most
MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1w4IxCXIxU
>>6373363
a-am i gay if i think that's a nice butt
I have the most alpha boymode final fantasy 14 character
nth for facefucking Cartman to the brink of unconsciousness
>>6373351
Brigand Daggers and Corvian Greatknife are both pretty good in PvP, Carthus rings are basically required for daggers though desu
>>6373342
I got your bullying fix any time, chowderhead
>>6373400
>>6373402
POO ON TOAST MY FREINDS
>>6373410
hey faye
why didn't you kill omar before he immigrated?
you have blood on your hands
Is there a Kageshi or tinychat or any place related to this gen that i can go to where i dont have to suffer through all the /pol/ shit and fedora spam? id like to meet some of these people and talk to them and shit, i know there was that tinychat a while back, what was it called, grillpill? idk if thats still going or not though?
>>6373344
i cant say no or i will get banned i just turned 18 btw why do you care if im legal yet huh?
>>6373376
plsnoislamty
>>6373415
Thanks hero.
>>6373415
I genuinely want you guys to hit it up together tho
that would be hot.
>>6373410
can you tell edie i said "hi"?
>>6373419
there is a kageshi and an irc
>>6373418
We actual failed at getting al Baghdadi, who became the leader of ISIS, so in a way you're right
>>6373410
Can you ask edie to ask Blair to post her feet
>>6373410
faye I wanted to ask you what year and month did you start taking mones?
>>6373415
>Brigand Daggers and Corvian Greatknife are both pretty good in PvP
Meh I liked bandit dagger. Fighting opponents was just really really boring and passive letting them wail at air with bestoc or dark sword while all I can do is wait. I swapped to lothric knight sword + parrying dagger so I could actually play the game but it just didn't draw me in.
>>6373423
Have you seen birdie.....
Literally a lumpy pasty white neckbeard with a buzzed head...
It'd be hotter watching Louis CK fuck a mountain of mashed potatoes
It's happening girls
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3638053/Swedish-woman-shares-joy-mother-womb-transplant-giving-birth-magical-boy-new-uterus-donated-friend.html
>>6373410
ASK EDIE TO TELL BLAIRE TO POST HER DELICIOUS SCRUMPTIOUS TOES
>>6373431
July 2013
>>6373430
>>6373424
Done
>>6373404
I shit through my pleasure hole every day! :3
>>6373434
nah man chaser on chaser is hot
>>6373435
Hopefully it causes some horrible rejection in male bodies, preventing trannies from using it
>>6373435
thats at least 2 year old news.
we need ovaries way more than we need wombs anyway
>>6373438
Come lie face down on my bed so your bobs squash out & I can use your butt as arch support when I lie down on you
>>6373438
U DA MAN FAYE
>>6373407
>MFW Trump promises to make America great again
>>6373427
oh thanks i forgot about the irc, do you know the link or name of the kekeshi?
>tfw being forced to write C++ for uni
>>6373457
Why am I so miserable
>>6373453
True I am a man
>>6373451
This seems like you're over complicating cuddle time
>>6373466
At least you're not forced to write Java.
>>6373468
faye calls this her boymode
>>6373429
>TFW Faye will never spec op kidnap you and take you to guantanamo dungeon for sissification
>>6373420
no problem you dolt
>>6373423
but he's a dirty swede and seems to have ran away
>>6373433
funny enough any shield that shares a medium shield parry is infinitely better for that
>tfw I met my new bf
>>6373383
o-oh cuddling is comfy and that doesn't seem too different from it <\\<
>>6373461
it's the tranny room on the front page
>>6373474
Your boy mode was way worse
>>6373466
>tfw had to learn objective c and ruby and i don't even use them now
>>6373468
You, cuddling me?...
You misunderstand this process.
I've moved to the next stage, which is anger.
Since I'm a heavy muscly man skellington, your frail little body will be trapped.
You'll be miserable, my sciatic nerve will appreciate the lumbar support, and hopefully you'll fucking hate me so I Dont have a reason to talk to you anymore.
:D
>>6373467
I dunno? What is keeping you from happiness?
>>6373484
i keep looking at photos of noodles from noodle theory
>tfw I will never achieve Faye's boymode
>>6373447
Oh yeah forgot about those. What about donor eggs?
>>6373487
I haven't found a car crusher for my body, yet.
>>6373480
175 miles away is a doable distance
>>6373495
B I S L U T
>>6373472
I was forced to write C# to start with
at least now I can basically just write C like I wanted to to start with
I hope he doesn't take marks off if I avoid object orientation like the plague
also
>tfw teach is making us use a framework that he made
>tfw see this
>>6373485
what kind of hipster shithole did you go to lol
>>6373478
What is your obsession with sissification
>>6373494
That's not funny! >:(
>tfw mtfg made me gay
anyone else know this feel
>>6373493
then its not your child so you might as well adopt imo.
you still have the problem of (probably) too many ribs and stuff which wouldve to be removed, and while bearing children with XY chromosomes is possible, Idk if it works on people that arent AIS
>>6373504
I should take less progesterone honestly
>>6373479
>funny enough any shield that shares a medium shield parry is infinitely better for that
Ikr and parrying dagger doesn't even have l1 stab and instead blocks (horribly). It's kinda hilarious how little thought was put into some of this stuff.
>>6373504
every fucking day with your sexuality posts I swear to god
NO ONE CARES.
>>6373506
why is something happening? :c
>>6373510
i haven't even been here for a few days tho
>>6373504
yes desu
>>6373503
'S true.
Idk if you caught yesterdays episode of /mtfg/...
But all my mirrors & windows are covered now... So I Dont have to look at myself.
Also, I'm now running on 10-12cups coffee/ quad doses of antidepressants / newly acquired heavy alcoholism
bless god emperor Trump
>>6373517
Oh, and I eat one meal a day, kinda, sometimes.
Usually a handful of lunch meat
>>6373517
You need a fucking cleanse Valq.
Stop that shit now and go fucking camping for 2 weeks!
>>6373516
(it's a good feel desu)
>>6373516
S A V E D
>>6373516
i miss my exgf ;~;
i hope we screw next time we see each other
without poo on toast...how do I go on.
Fuck this ill just transfer poo on toast to kayla
>>6373526
I'm about to lose my job...
I need my fucking fiance to leave me but we always just start fighting when I tell her to leave so I can off myself & start cussing her out.
Ugh.
I need weed so I can stop drinking
>>6373525
You need to remeber the awesome persom who was going to take me on a ride on the rainbow road instead of this mess of nerves and pills!
>>6373515
>why is something happening? :c
Ive just taken a higher dosage lately to test stuff, it doesnt make me horny on 200mg but now its SO MUCH its arf
I didnt even knew I could actually feel horny anymore
>>6373540
Pretty sure the rainbow road involved pills...
Can't remember anymore.
I'm really jumpy now... Like shit coming into my peripheral vision I forgot was there sends my anxiety through the roof.
Ha.
I'm like a cat with cucumbers
>>6373516
That webm always triggers my tfw no gf.
>>6373480
sweet christ almighty
>>6373504
how many times are you going to flip flop between gay and straight
>>6373507
I uploaded a video the other day of me spam parrying an absolute tard using warden swords with the leather shield and it was practically guaranteed because the timing is so easy.
>>6373539
So fuck that. If it happens it happens, if you want to break off that engagement, just do it, FFS! Stop fucking yourself up
>>6373545
i had the same problem when I first upped my dosage from 4 to 6 with prognova. My sex drive went from like 0 to 100 thankfully it evened out after a while
>watching e3
>hear them mentioning id software
>get excited
>remember carmack doesn't work there any more
why even bother?
>>6373516
i find this more amusing than arousing
>>6373545
did someone recommend a higher dose? you probably know what youre doing but you shouldn't take too high of a dosage
>>6373568
Because Carmack is a has-been. Todd is the new god.
>>6373516
soon™
>>6373570
>>6373572
you must be at least this agp to post here
>>6373563
>army boy
I'm manlier now than you of old.
Let's go spend 3 weeks in the desert playing the most dangerous game with nothing but our clothes.
Sadly, I've still my 'v' shaped muscly torso & stamina... I might just off your jiggly self for food :D
>>6373565
They wouldn't fucking leave even if I did that... They won't leave b/c of the apathetic state I'm in
>>6373555
>>6373573
>did someone recommend a higher dose?
nope, I know its not exactly healthy to take 600-800mg per day, but its pretty fun.
its like being constantly tipsy, lightheaded and dizzy.
>>6373566
sadly E doesnt have this effect on me, tho I also increased my E dosage, maybe thats connected as well
>>6373587
dont kill yourself silly
>>6373587
now I'm starting to worry :c
>>6373568
Quake Champions looks okay I guess
but I wish they'd make a new single player game and give it the Doom and Wolfenstien treatment
>>6373584
Where's her penis?
>>6373590
purest form of love!
>>6373590
purest form of love
>>6373587
whoa thats fucked, also it will basically produce testosterone at that high of a dosage, basically doing the opposite of what you want it to do. please stick to the right dosage cuter patooter, i dont want your liver to die and i dont want you to be full of T
>>6373587
Stop wasting money, stupid.
Pills cost money.
Fuck.
>valqlogic
>>6373504
>tfw you were already gay but mtfg got you a gf
>>6373590
PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>>6373602
lost in the war against dysphoria
>>6373616
agps don't have dysphoria, they transition to masturbate better.
>tfw crush on a married ftm
>>6373612
iktf I'm a bislut but I like to meme post and say I'm str8 or gay depending on how I feel at the time lol but mtfg got me a gf too :3
>>6373608
>it will basically produce testosterone at that high of a dosage
Are you talking about prog or estrogen?
I thought the only time you have the problem of one hormone converting into another is when T gets aromatized into E.
>>6373629
>same
>>6373516
is this 2 trans or 1 trans / 1 girl? either way, its adorable and I want in on it.
>>6373637
no clue, but my doctor said that if i take a too-high dosage of HRT it will do that :T she could be referring to blockers i guess
>>6373590
purest form of love
>>6373612
This!
>>6373587
That sounds pretty fun desu. I can't wait to get to flannel so I can get wasted on sex drive hormones.
Im usually high all day but this ones hitting me way harder than usually.
>>6373591
its not that easy sadly, I wouldnt be mad if it happened tho
>>6373597
d/w Ill be alright <3
>>6373609
they dont cost my money, public healthcare bby
>>6373608
doesnt matter, I am post OP I have super low T anyway my endo offered me t shots as supplements as well, also, wouldnt I need gonads for prog to convert to T?
>>6373656
>getting high
the jewish overlords have already begun your tranny conversion
>>6373656
>willingly taking a estrogenising brain agent
Why
>>6373661
It's the only thing that makes me cope with life and not soduko myself.
That and other drugs.
And alcohol.
>>6373659
i guess idk, but cant it still fuck up your liver? and wont you not have enough for an entire month that way? youre spooking me ):
>>6373659
>tfw your public health care just makes your pills cheaper
>>6373419
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
What's your favorite kind of porn?
>>6373676
wincest
>>6373668
yes, good goy
>>6373672
>tfw public health care pays for some things but won't pay anything for prescriptions or psych visits
>>6373668
you any closer to sucking birdy's cock yet?
>>6373672
my pills are free
>>6373659
>wasting petrol used to produce pills
>killing our planet
>>6373671
I got enough for 6 or 8 months or something, but Ill discontinue them for a while after surgery anyway
my liver is pretty strong, I used to be into hard drugs, I am not worried about that at all, plus I am not taking antiandrogens.
I guess bloodclot risk is pretty high with the dosages I am taking, and elevated cancer risk, but I am not lucky enough to get either of those anyway
>>6373672
well TECHNICALLY I paid like 10€ for them as well.
>>6373676
Cis female anal doggystyle with gelly toys.
No men
ROBINS USERNAME FOR ALL HIS STUFF IS ambrosecadwell
HAHAHAHAAH NOW I CAN BE ENTERTAINED AND LAIGH AT HIS AUTOSM AGAIN
there IS NO ESCAPE FROM POO ON TOAST ROBIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vehw6oZ6pZU
>>6373668
when are you going to become a girl?
>>6373709
I CANT BREATHE
THIS IS THE BEST AUTISM EVER
FUCK SAKE ROBIN
bleh now I want cuddles
>>6373710
I have real problems, not the kind that are solved by becoming a girl.
I just try to deal with it because I smell a happening close by and we're all gonna die sooner or later so im just gonna carry my luggage and see what happens.
>>6373691
Dicksucking is reserved for close friends who keeps things on the downlow. Because if a tree falls in the forest and you agree to tell no one about it, did it really happen?
>>6373727
>>6373732
>>6373734
why aren't you on your knees yet
just who do you think you are, little girl
>>6373676
I just realized I don't really watch any porn anymore. I guess I shitpost yuri so I'll answer that, but before I used to look at amateur lesbian stuff if that's a better answer.
>>6373734
>I have real problems, not the kind that are solved by becoming a girl.
You can have both kinds of problems; almost all of us do. I know I do...
>>6373737
waaaaah so nice to me <3
Bethesda was meh.
>>6373754
Dishonored 2
>>6373751
That person is a mtfg poster I have doxed
>>6373757
dishonored 2 isn't a new announcement.
>>6373757
Hell yeah
>>6373762
why should i care
doxing is easy
is it weird that I think about impregnating someone whenever I jerk off?
>>6373754
>beat gaping dragon
>have 30k souls
>get cursed by a basilisk
>die before I can touch bloodstain
>blighttown is next
i might take out this dark souls disk and smash it with a hammer. least fun part of the game coming up and severely underleveled
>>6373764
i never said it was
still want to play it
I fucking hate this game far far more than any other soul game
>>6373768
>wheezing laughter intensifies
I can't breathe
>>6373770
trip on hips
>>6373751
B-but you hardly know me, all I do is call you dumb names
>>6373752
:^(
I'm sorry Cartman, I got carried away memeing on you
>>6373752
I actually don't have any serious trans-related problems on that level. Today I don't feel like listing all of my issues and having them judged as petty or legit though. Sorry.
We are reading Noelle's novel in my book club currently. It's pedantic but imaginative
>>6373793
[dying intensifies]
>>6373709
how autistic do you have to be to obsses over some brit weirdo? don't you have stuff to do?
>>6373809
we americans are obsessed with a lot of silly things
>>6373754
>Mafia 3
>OH BOY
>Time to bee a slick italian gangster
>Black MC
>Black gang tearing down italian mob
>In the fucking 60's
Oh for fucks sake.
>>6373809
I CANT BREATHE
>>6373493
We're about 5 years away from being able to make functional eggs from stem cells. So let's ay in 15 years, trans women will be able to carry a child to term, that is biologically related to them and a cis male (or trans female) partner.
>>6373813
We wuz mob bosses n shit
>tfw beauty ads make u feel inadequate
:(
>>6373821
I'll be well in my 50 by then, so no kids for me...
>>6373833
That's their purpose.
>>6373826
>>6373833
I think cis women have that problem too. They just have more self-confidence to know they're women no matter how ugly they are.
>>6373821
Ill be 41, thats too late anon :<
>>6373840
Did you want kids?
>>6373819
For what it's worth I think you're 100x creepier than she is.
more poo on toast oc coming tommorrow
>>6373852
seems so
>>6373848
40s is the new 30s, tho
>>6373852
POO
ON
TOAST
Don't worry I'm satisfied and sleepy. I got my fix. Now I can annoy robin everywhere
>>6373848
just wait for immortality
>>6373860
I am too crazy anyway tho, Id never be approved.
probably a good thing.
>>6373859
You're new so you could be my new meme inspiration
The new poo on toast if you will
>>6373848
Children are a meme anyway.
If your life is going to be worthless without kids you should kill yourself now.
>>6373793
>friend
:3c
>>6373848
if you commit sudoku I'll commit sudoku too just to scold you for committing sudoku
>>6373869
Children aren't memes
Children are angels and I want to raise a little girl one day
>>6373848
>mfw I'll have my repression family
I win again mtfg. I will chuckle as I sip whiskey on my rocking chair
>>6373878
everyone is my friend.
>>6373878
That's sounds a bit pedophilic birdy
._.
got off work early tonight :3
>>6373863
>tfw you're stealing my gifs too
>>6373888
Who the fuck are you
I'm not your friend hon
>>6373878
Make sure to have like 4-6 of em in case some die early or go queer and wont reproduce. That way you ensure continuity as well as bolstering the white race.
>>6373863
I feel like this is the main reason why I don't even want kids in the first place. I fucked up myself already I don't have much faith I'd be able to raise someone into a well-functioning healthy person.
>>6373888
Are we friends? I could use some right about now. ;_;
>>6373889
I agree. Men shouldent want daughters
We want clones and mini mes of ourselves so we can be immortal
>>6373901
you dont get a choice.
>>6373880
I can't wait for your "bell to ring" in your late 40's when your testosterone drops and you tear apart your family and become an embarrassment for everyone you know as you transition into a hon. Assuming you get that far.
No but seriously, enjoy those kids. Especially when they're cute and sweet.
>>6373914
*hug*
of course.
>>6373914
Can we be friends, then? I'd hate for you to be lacking.
>>6373916
Would our clones end up trans too? I don't want my clone transitioning earlier than I did and making me even more unneeded in this world than I already am.
>>6373919
Testosterone implants when I'm 40
Also I have a pacemaker attached to my heart that also has a blood analyser and if estrogen is detected beyond regular levels. Boom. Heart gets shut down. A little contingency plan from my past self. Making sure future self will keep on track.
I am a genius
>>6373934
So slipping estradiol to your breakfast cereal kills you?
>>6373932
my clones would grow up to be just as badass as me
I come from a long line of successful repressors. We are masters of it.
>>6373863
you shopuld be pretty crazy to be the first to have an experimental procedure never attempted before.
>>6373925
kaka! <3
>>6373934
You have to be at least 18 to post your self insert fanfiction on this website kiddo
>>6373943
Yes. As I would class that as an unacceptable breach in hormonal security.
god im hungering for a pretzel no idea why rip
>>6373957
Sorry sir. This youth club is for under 25s
>>6373961
>it would prove that trans is biological
It'd just prove it's genetically determined, there are plenty of other ways it could be biologically determined.
>>6373971
Please don't misgender me. It's rude.
>>6373888
thanks dingus
>>6373889
what's pedophilic about wanting to raise a daughter to protect and shelter and get mad at when she does the same stupid defiant shit you did as a kid?
>>6373902
I'm gonna raise an army of perfectly white birdlets to speed up construction of the wall
>>6373914
I'm still your friend, even though I'm apparently a gross suck up :^)
I want to buy the man on the left and drink and pray he pity fucks me...
Sometimes pre-hrt girls are just really hot.
>>6373961
>biological, not psychological
There isn't as much of a difference as people think.
>>6373979
Do u fink I give a fuck man
>>6373983
Cause it's old male and young female. Super creepy...
>>6373995
I was gonna go for this thing where I acted all indignant and upset, like you were legitimately hurting my feelings or something, but this is actually boring tbqh so I'm just gonna stop replying to you now. Bye
>>6373994
I'm kay about to take my old but to bed for a work tomorrow morning I'm a bit excited cuz I'm buying a 3ds next week :3
>>6374004
Sweet. This means I win. Bak2urhole lol
>>6374005
Ooh. Going to be a Smash4 champion?
>>6373584
oh i do that to my gf when she's cooking
>>6374014
yuck
hi /mtfg/
>>6374014
nah I'm more of an rpg player so bravely second fire emblem conquest and mayor's mask ate gonna be my first 3 games!
>tfw not trans but primes to bouts of schizophrenic delusion and bipolar fantasies
Feels comfy
>>6374021
hi nerd
( ◕‿◕) ᓄ╰U╯
>>6374021
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3
>>6374021
I'm sleepy so you'll get the rest of me telling you to kys later
Kys and goodnight
>>6374023
i just play animal crossing on mine
>>6374038
I'm ok, how are you?
>>6374037
I'm not huge into animal crossing desu =_=
>>6374011
That edge tho.
It's like anon plays on the fade,slice
like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade
So fast, other DJs say, "Damn."
If my rhyme was a drug,
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
>>6374021
What's up Grace?
>>6374051
