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>>6362807
Damn, you're sassy. I dig it. Nice to see another transgirl with confidence.
hi y'all! be nice to each other <3
I'd say that making a new thread when we're getting a wave of people bitching and trolling is a very bad idea...
>>6362819
cfh is the weird bu great aunt we need but don't deserve.
>>6362820
Fuck off murderer
>2016
>all this cheating drama
>not at least trying out polyamory to see if it works for you
gah so many stupid people
degeneracy is fun, why do you think people do it?
>>6362820
hi Red!
>>6362788
>trip on puru
I like to think I draw better than that
>>6362771
Hi Red!
>▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000
how long have we been copypastaing a broken link?
>>6362814
Literally everyone I've ever come in contact with
>>6362822
I actually laughed. The rape acusations got really common, so imagining people from here being murderers is a great twist.
>>6362820
btw do you identify as boy or girl or what rn?
>>6362830
It stop being funny when it's actually true and he's been deliberately infecting people with HIV.
>>6362832
I'm a girl :3
>>6362830
>mdw mado accused me of rape just because I had sex with his brother and mado hates me
>>6362819
Hey, what's the point of having a thread full of healsluts if there isn't a tank, anyway?
>>6362821
>She even calls guys cucks
This is hilarious. I need this chick in my life
>>6362841
Cool! :)
>>6362778
Fucking stupid. Even when confronted with experts /pol/ babies still insist of sticking to science they don't understand.
>>6362792
Im saying that there are many documented cases of a person with XX hormones developing as a male, and people with XY hormones developing as female. This isn't even bringing up the multitude of other chromosomal disorders and other factors that can cause people to be some sort of gender variant.
Do you even know what the difference between an X and Y chromosome is? If we looked at them under a microscope Im confident that you wouldnt even be able to tell them apart, the distinction is a lot more minimal than you think. What if the short leg on the X chromosome is actually a bit longer, not quite as long as a Y but longer than an X- or what about a Y chromosome with a weak leg that's shorter than average? IF you havent picked up on it, what I'm saying is the X and Y chromosome are not as defined as you think, and genetic anomalies on the sex chromosomes are relatively common in genetics.
>>6362843
Hi Victoria~
>>6362844
>I main tanks in MMOs and have fucked most of my healers
Why the fuck are you not in my Skype goddamnit. You're like the fellow sassy confident transgirl I've needed to call out people on their shit
>>6362854
hey i hbroke my headphones FUCKING AGAIN. also I'm moving back to arizona for like 6 months to a year. also I tried kratom and never got anything from it so opiates aren't for me
>>6362851
Why do so many people dislike you?
>>6362844
I-I pretend I like tanking because I'm actually bad at games. It's the same as my sexlife.
I hate motion sickness
>>6362839
You're a god damn retard
>>6362858
glad to hear your not an opium addict! How have things been going otherwise?
>>6362843
Hi there :3
>>6362856
>killer trips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM
>>6362856
>trip on sophie's boyfriend
but I do that as well, and I am a lot younger, and most importantly, not french :^)
>tfw hips was right all along and we should have listened to him
Hanging out with Jennifer was amazing, we're going to be besties I can telllll. I went boymode and she was super nice about it too
>>6362858
>kratom
>Tfw i took 11 30mg silver
Why did i do this in the car. And i regret looking at ny brothers Snapchat. I didn't need to see that.
>>6362839 #
Sorry what were you saying
>>6362875
>fayemode
Oh faye you trigger me so
>>6362873
hes trying to cheat on you with a milf, watch out!
just got back from hanging out w/ faye.
my job wouldnt let me in the building without by badge bc terrorists
>tfw you cant drown your anxieties about being a tranny into work on a saturday
>>6362853
Actually, most of those exceptions are due to SRY either being non functional due to an accidental stop or sometimes fully translocated on another chromosome than Y. What makes phenotypic males is that gene, not the Y chromosome as a whole.
>>6362882
Hi Grace, we were talking about you in the last thread, sorry about that.
>>6362883
that would be alright. It would hurt me a lot, but I actually offered to one-sidedly open our relationship so he can fuck real girls on the side.
he just told me to shut up tho.
>>6362880
Can take up to 6 months for it to show up in tests. You are a bug chaser and complete filth.
>>6362862
Oh, sorry to hear that. Have you tried badminton or softball? Could be easier on you, you know.
>>6362891
but what if he went for CFH? wouldn't that hurt extra considering she's not only trans but also french?
>>6362885
I don't think there are any legitimate intersex people here. Stop giving trannies false hope about them not being male.
BTW everyone,
Faye's boymode sucks ass. She has breasts bigger than most cis women and the cutest feminine mannerisms
>>6362861
She posts about things that make people uncomfortable from time to time.
>>6362888
Please don't, I dont want my drama being public business again
Do you know how annoying seeing my breakup with birdy get discussed into high detail for months here was?
I dont want that again
>>6362892
no??
I took the test that shows up to a week before?
Why do you attack me and believe the words of somebody who sexually harassed me?
I don't want to hurt anyone here, but y'all keep hurting me.
>>6362898
Did you take any pictures together or did faye get all autismo about it?
>>6362898
I will agree to that.
>>6362875
we are definitely going to be besties <3
thank you for helping me with my bra size, i really really appreciate it. one of these days i'll actually grow the balls to walk into victoria secret and get a professional fitting. until then, i'm going to order like three different sizes off the internet :(
>>6362898
What did y'all do?
>>6362900
There was no breakup though, you were never together with kiwi you were just being a homewrecker.
>>6362885
Yeahh, without that gene you'll never stop developing as a female in the womb and be an XY woman. There are lots of weird genetic disorders like that. Gender development can be fucked with by factors unrelated to the sex chromosomes too, but I figured Id stick to that since "Muh chromosomes" is /pol/s only argument.
>>6362900
why didn't you learn about not bringing it to the thread though? I said I was sorry because it's not nice having people talking behind your back, but I really can't see how the thread won't touch the subject when both of you made it a topic here...
>>6362903
i tried to take some photos but she kept putting her hands in front of her face. i wasn't going to like try a creeper photo or anything because that's rude and i really like faye a lot
>>6362897
XX males and XY females usually are cis, not intersex. No phenotypic or functional difference from their XY male and XX females counterparts.
>>6362902
>Why do you attack me and believe the words of somebody who sexually harassed me?
they are trolling you for fucks sake red! just stop it! this isn't a discussion!
>>6362909
>homewrecking a bf who beat his gf
>>6362870
Had kinda a shit night last night because I had an amazing three days with basically my only friend for the past 2 months after not seeing him for an entire month, which made me really happy. his mom also saw my town up shoes and said "if I can spend 100 dollars on weed I can afford to get you some new shoes" and that feels like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. I also got to smoke a lot of weed, was offered heroine by my friend but I declined. He decided to quit heroine and give away all but one final shot to is friend. after taking the shot he was dozing off pretty hard. I had to take care of him for about half an hour there but I didn't care because I just wanted him to be okay because when I actually care about someone I will defend them to the death. After he started feeling better we dyed out hair and we took a bath in THC bath salts to rinse it out so we were getting high off of the bath salts and the water was blue which was nice. his mom was really nice and chill too, like, it's been a long time since anybody's ever done anything nice for me and I am so grateful that she gave me some new clothes and a new pair of shoes when I had only known her for 3 days. Nothing sexual happened but we did cuddle up together and watch tv, also when we went to get some xanax.
>>6362919
Not saying it's right but their problems are their problems. Until they break up officially it's homewrecking.
>>6362916
Oh, well there are a lot of trannies here who like to claim they are intersex but it is false. Yall are a bunch of males with fucked up bodies because of hormones and cutting off your balls/dicks
>>6362889
Red I thought you had an HPV scare?
>>6362916
Aside from infertility.
>>6362894
he wouldnt, and she wouldnt either, so I am not worried.
going for a frenchie isnt as bad, Id be more hurt if it was someone non-white
>>6362891
Did you really? That's really stupid. I mean I get you have no self respect but that's actually insulting to your bf as well.
>>6362907
we got lunch+coffee in bernal heights and then i was gonna drive her to a park to hang out but she thought that was too gay or something.
she helped me with my bra size and tried to make me go to victoria secret with her to get fitted but i was tired and a chickenshit. i haven't been sleeping well and it was really fucking hot out so we made plans for next week.
i almost drove her to my office but then we found the BART station and i got out of my car and hugged her goodbye and watched her swish swish away to the ticket machine.
then i drove to work and they wouldn't let me in because i forgot my badge and they're all weird about security bc terrorists
>>6362920
I used to hang with a friend who did heroin...she died. I'm glad you were able to have a good few days!
they have thc bath salts?
also I'd like to cuddle with you, that sounds nice.
>>6362897
I believe there is an undiscovered physical cause to gender dysphoria, I believe there are probably a multitude of undiscovered causes of dysphoria. Likely because we don't do science trying to figure out what makes trannies the way they. Sex is ill defined in biology, and biology is all we are.
>>6362916
Usually people aren't trans, either.
>>6362933
It wasn't too late, you were never dating Kiwi again. You just jumped the gun.
>>6362889
this is why you don't fuck trannies from 4chan
y'all are crazy
>>6362927
Not necessarily. There are none of the side issues typically associated with Klinefelter's or Turner's intersexuality in SRY related cases.
>>6362923
>being politically correct
>over someone else's relationship
>in a relationship where someone gets beaten
fuck off dude lmfao
>>6362932
yeah he seemed upset.
but why would that be insulting to him? I am not a woman, and I cant give him children either. I am just some mentally ill idiot he found on a cambodian flute carving board and for some retarded reason decided to like. he definitely deserves better
>>6362835
>how are you?
About to go to a jog, trying to look for warm enough clothes because it's 10 degrees C outside (50F). Finnish summer sucks so much. What about you? Feeling a bit better today?
>>6362837
>show proof
How? Does a msp crayon drawing do?
>also, you could had been covering your tracks.
I'm pretty autistic about drawing, it's hard to not try hard.
>>6362939
It was too late to avoid talking about it here, friend.
>>6362937
Different fallacy anon.
Pro hoc, ergo proctor hoc means "because before, therefore after".
This is correlation and causation. Similar, but different enough to warrant its own fallacy.
>>6362924
People who see my body tell me its beautiful and become infatuated with me.
sup nerds
>>6362946
you are still bullying his tastes
>>6362949
I feel better!
I hope the outbreak goes soon
>>6362945
It's true though, Grace lied saying she was with kiwi.
>>6362946
your insulting his judgement and the time and effort he put in you when you act like that. it's not rare that people with depression or depression-like issues hurt others in their self deprecation.
i epilated my testes today -_-
it was bloody, thank god i was high
Tomorrow i will continue with the shaft, so that i will be able to tuck properly during next week...
>>6362898
sure, but her face is kinda boyish
>>6362956
hi!
why you gotta be so sad /mtfg/?
>>6362955
yeah it is still a male body though, just with hormones added.
Not a single of you is female or at least intersex.
>tfw no cute straight male i can turn into my sissy gf
>>6362937
Anything that hits home is an argument. Real life isn't a silly debate club. Eristics for the win.
>>6362955
I misread that as "infuriated with me" and got a laugh out of the idea of someone so beautiful that anyone that happens to see them flies into a mindless violent rage.
>>6362841
so a girl presenting as a femboy then?
i-is that what we're aiming for?
>>6362963
i hurt
>>6362967
Savage.
>>6362963
Who /virgin/ here?
>>6362967
...
Wait, did I misinterpret that?
I thought that anon was saying that it was a case of a particular logical fallacy being used... that's why I was correcting it.
>>6362965
you should go to agpg, theres probably people whod like that
So what kinda wageslave jobs might be good to work now that im out of one
>>6362965
projecting a little I mean a hell of a lot?
Will my bad habit of having on and off periods of starving myself and then gorging myself like a pig make fat redistribution happen faster
>>6362963
cause your name contains the word 'sad'
>>6362972
Ehhh
I'm a girl because people keep getting angry at me for saying i'm a boy
>grace causing more internet relationship drama
not surprising
>>6362960
who gives a fuck man
it was a fling between 2 vulnerable trans folk while one of them has an abusive bf
its wrought with dysfunction because of disorder in all 3's lives
why argue the fucking politics of it when its just so obvious it was a trainwreck from inception because these people have problems with their feelings
lets stop giving a fuck about other peoples business for once
jesus christ
do any of you "girls" ever plan on becoming women? as in fucking mature?
>>6362958
oh well, yes, thats probably true
>>6362961
he knew I was a wreck when we met. he also knows that that hasnt changed. I am not taking the fault for that. He can always just leave and let me kms
>>6362981
waitress. i love it
>>6362981
Well, I applied for kitchen jobs, janitorial positions and tech support jobs...
>>6362983
I need to know this information as well.
Reasons.
>>6362983
Yes but controlled diet and bulking would be healthier.
>tfw a former high school friend who lives nearby may be getting some acid he can sell to me soon
nice
what's a good starter dose, so I don't seem too newbie?
>>6362962
>i epilated my testes
wtf how the fuck
ouchi
>>6362962
What drug could possibly get you high enough for that kind of torture?
who else /infinite summer/?
>>6362989
... I'm looking for work as well
I wouldn't mind food service as it pays well for personable people
Sadly I still get the 'WTF IS THAT THING' look 40% of the time.
>>6362988
>I am not taking the fault for that. He can always just leave and let me kms
when you say you're cool with them cheating the other person is hearing that they aren't important to you, that you wouldn't move a finger to protect the relationship.
>>6362962
privet!
>>6362964
who cares
>>6362966
I don't understand drama.
>>6362977
define virgin
>>6362987
Because there shouldn't be any "boohoo poor x" for a homewrecking slut. I'm sick of all the polyagmy shit in this thread it's disgusting.
>>6362964
No, it's not a male body.
Yes, I am female.
Ive already disproven this point and CFH is expanding on that right now as we post. So I guess all I can do at this point is say, "No anon, go take a biology class."
>>6362966
RED YOU'RE PRETTY!!!~
>>6362967
Demagogues are evil, one day Socrates will raise again as our savior and banish you all to the place of gnashing teeth.
>>6363007
what do you mean for now?
>>6362952
Mmkay just wondering. I was worried about you.
>>6363000
more like /infinite fall/ here
>>6362996
pls don't ):
>>6363003
Just wild enough, actually. Watching you banter with shitposters and lay down the law is like watching myself. It's pretty great actually, I'd probably get along with you.
>>6363012
I misunderstood, nevermind me
>>6363014
More like /infinite fail/ if I'm being honest with myself.
>>6363005
oh, Ive never seen it that way. you might be right.
I should be more careful, cause that wasnt my intention
>>6363008
why give a fuck though man
how does it effect you
like why care enough that we have to shift a whole threads subject to some trivial shit between 3 insane cucks
i just dont give a fuuuuuuuck at all about any of the dumb bullshit you guys seem to and i cant fucking figure out why you do
i mean yeah shits funny but god this isnt remotely rare an occurance here
its just fuckin annoying
>>6363027
I'm in a 4 way relationship
XD
>>6363025
as I said, it's really common that someone being in a depressive state will say and do things with the intention of harming themselves and in the process hurt others, when you're under depression you turn pretty egotist.
>>6363025
where do you get all these nazi anime girls from?
is there a lot of anime about nazis?
>>6363028
I'm in a 6 way if I count each finger independenly.
>>6363025
Just come be my friend.
Most of my depression is from never having a friend :)
I feel lonlier without friends than without lovers
>>6362999
lots and lots of H :)
nice trips!
>>6362997
i epilated my legs and my private area and just continued... I haven't epilated this area in ages and am kinda sick of trimming it every few days, so i decided to epilate it for better tucking during the next weeks - till it grows back. Tomorrow i will do the upper part, maybe i will leave a landing strip or something. Ideas?
(oh, i use tape, so the hair has to be short, but i like pubes)
>>6363006
Кaк дeлa?
>>6362985
do whatever makes you feel best
>>6362995
awesome
>>6362987
>do any of you "girls" ever plan on becoming women? as in fucking mature?
K E K
I was in a room with 3 cis girls the other day trying to socialise and realised to just how great an extent I will never, ever be the same as them. tbf I'm not really like guys either though. just a total freak. still trying to figure out how to make peace with that fact.
>>6363028
i dont give a fuck dude just like i dont give a fuck about this gracexkiwixasshole bullshit
who are you anyways??????? why are you telling me this
>>6363028
Ecks dee
>>6362996
You can start with one tab, but that's a little overwhelming, two is probably for the best, and if you want to you can even go for three, but not more than that because doing more than you can handle can make you act like a real ass nut and can make you do things you regret. I have personal experience with this.
>>6363038
>why do people post responses to my public posts in a forum?
>>6363037
what the fuck
how is that remotely relevant to what i said about you all being fucking childish
i dont care about your blogpost dude
>>6362962
>Getting scar tissue on what will be your vaginal lips.
Yikes!
>>6363038
>who am I
I am god, young nameless faceless anon. God.
I am always here, posting all day, yet nobody notices.
You saw a glitch, a ripple in time if you may... In the corner of your eye and decided to hit reply.
My 4way includes;
Me, My gf, My eunuch cat named poodle, and my robot vacuum named Hrothgar.
They're also my only friends
>>6363002
i transitioned on the job, and people who i've served have been respectful and lovely from the start. colleagues and management? meh. but every table has been golden, even the asshole ones. no-one's called me a tranny or asked me what the hell i was, and i live in a conservative, rural market town.
>>6363007
i'm clumsy and ungainly due to feeling like a giant all the time but it's p good. so long as you give good service and care for people, then its cool. if things go wrong, fix it. be upbeat and friendly. if you have a pad and repeat orders back to people before putting them through, you can't really go wrong. i love my job. honestly the only way you can be bad at being a waitress is if you're rude, unfriendly, don't care about people and drop things actually on people.
>>6363045
i was expecting angry autists not unrelated blogposts from dr poopbotnik and this other nigga
>>6362982
oh yeah... the fetish definitely goes both ways.
y'all niggas ain't right, man
>>6362971
Well, this is how it works with most cisgirls I interact with, especially fat ones because I assume there's no comfort in having bigger breasts than me if they're disgusting.
>>6363050
Is there a lot of pressure? I cracked under all of the pressure i had to deal with at my last job
>>6363050
I transitioned on the job as well.
Now. After over 2 years if service, they're trying to fire me for inconveniencing them as a tranny.
Also, my face fails me.
I envy the fuck outta you
whats up /mentalillness/
whyre yall so gay
>>6363020
Nah, an ad hominem is still staying in the ring, just a low blow using the opponent's personal weak points. An ad personam is going outside, grabbing a chair and bashing him with it. The choice of analogy isn't entirely innocent, I'll admit.
>>6363057
Whelp I hope you find a transgirl to be with lol. Have you got any offers to fulfill your fetish? Did you fuck Faye?
>>6363066
post your feet
>>6363060
I know. I'm not sure why I came to /mtfg/ today, it hasn't made me happier.
>>6362861
Well I'm incredibly, infamously masculine-looking for a start which is an automatic red card on here, but more fairly I am also extremely autistic, incompetent, bad at social interactions, a terrible oversharer, poly, into kinky stuff, extremely depressive and caught up in my own ruminations like a broken record, and probably suffering from serious hereditary schizo-type mental illness that calls into question the validity of me being trans, so basically just bad / uncomfortable company. Some people also also dislike me more because I'm physically disabled and they have a thing against that, e.g. Titchbits.
>>6363018
Why not? I need to hit the "refresh page" button on my brain
>>6363066
cant help it, why are dicks so nice
>>6363066
Next thing you're going to say that wanting cocks in your mouf is teh gay
>>6363044
cheers
I want to be "powerful introspection leading to lasting self-acceptance and personal development" tripping, not "throwing handfuls of feces at the police car" tripping, you know?
>>6363036
Я дeлaю хopoшo.
>>6363055
ihateit
>>6362899
Send me a skype message expanding on what these things are, I just don't get the Robin hate.
>>6363075
You're not Chris-Chan, are you?
>>6363060
hey, you won't find me claiming it's not a mental illness
but sadly there's no other treatment as of yet
>>6363084
good to hear you're doing well
>>6363086
nope but I'm in the same tier as them and PotC
>>6363035
okay!
youre really dominant though, and I am mostly a meek immature child, so Id probably bore you really quickly
>>6363033
I dont really watch anime, I think its mostly just artwork, Ive like 220 pictures.
>>6363032
yeah...
;~;
I dont do that stuff often, I can contain my crazy pretty well, but Ive also asked him before to abuse me physically, or kill me, or cut me..
not exactly my best moments.
>>6363051
we don't really get angry, hormones make that harder. i'm sorry you couldn't bait people, but i'm sure that one day you'll learn to be a decent troll if you keep trying!
>>6362965
I'm a straight male
Also I can't believe you called my fucking walk swish swish
>>6363094
We could drink slushies and sit by the river.
Maybe cheese n crackers, too
>>6363036
WRT to leaving some: I use a strip of scotch tape to get a clean straight edge while epilating. Works pretty well for making a landing strip.
>>6363070
yeah, me too, me too. hopefully someone early in their transition with lots of potential and i can just keep encouraging them and helping them be girlier and girlier
and no, i have not had any offers to fulfill my fetish :/ i don't even know where i would find someone to do that - either someone to turn me into their passive sex kitten or someone i could turn into my sissy
and no, i did not fuck faye. we didn't even touch until i hugged her goodbye. i'm pretty damn normal outside of my bipolar
>>6363086
I honestly think it's cause she looks similar to me and people started a fuck tin of rumors about her and exposed her fetishes. Even I've been hateful to her at times which I greatly regret and I'm sorry for Robin.
>>6363101
holy shit
I hope y'all never bully me again :333
I'm a good girl
>>6363051
>dr poopbotnik
>>6363062
yeah its a stressful, high pressure environment juggling multiple table's needs at different stages in their meal, taking bookings, clearing, cleaning, resetting tables, and generally making sure everyone is having a good time. i get a real rush out of it though
>>6363063
that sucks, pls don't envy me, i only got the job due to being fired from my old job for being trans (they said it was 'emotional instability' but it was pretty clear). i shaved my head, detransitioned and started waitering. i lasted 9 months as a guy. they've made me want to quit. fuck your job. why is the US such bullshit sometimes
>>6363075
you are an exasperating bag of excuses and that's why i'm not keen on you, i don't waste effort on hating anyone. but make up whatever you like in your fantasy forgetful victim world if it gets you through the day. seriously, if it helps, more power to you
>>6363096
I can
>>6363075
> I'm physically disabled and they have a thing against that, e.g. Titchbits.
no
stop fucking shitslinging this bullshit
no one at all is shitting on you for being disabled
its because youre a fucking mess and just refuse to put consistent effort into functioning and not being a fucking loser
god
Shut the fuck up, dude
>>6363107
w-what?
>>6363101
oh, that sounds useful, will try tomorrow. thanks!
how wide do you usually leave it? more narrow than the base of the p?
>>6363084
how does being trans in russia work? is it extremely hard or the propaganda has painted your country with a bad light?
>>6363096
i would love to turn you into a sissy girl but you are already taken by someone else who wants to do the exact same thing :(
and your walk is totally swishy, cmon dude
>>6362879
you didn't see me did you?
>>6363095
>thinking im baiting
lmfao ok kid
keep giving a fuck about which mentally ill autist is cheating on who
>>6363116
I would get beaten or raped if i didn't move to the US.
>>6363109
Quite frankly, I can't wait until I can find another non-piss testy job.
B/c dealing with this shit, and my face sober fucking sucks.
I've actually covered all the mirrors in my house :D
>>6363100
but theres an ocean between us ;~;
>>6363121
it's better than a soap opera, you just can't write this stuff.
>>6363103
Um...I'm probably not what your looking for but I'm a huge sub and wished I had a gf to train me in the arts of womanhood. I look pretty masculine so probably not what your looking for lol. But I'm Mega early 3months in.
Well, I think I'll retire to bed. Night everyone!
>>6363114
I usually don't do anything fancy. Just take a strip of tape, line it up between base of the dick and pointing towards my belly button, then epilate over/around it.
I find a single strip of tape is a pretty decent width. It can take a little extra care to clean up at the base of the penis though, just because you don't have a nice flat working surface like the rest of the pubes you go over.
>>6363121
i, for one, always welcome shitposting in out threads
>>6363035
I'll be your friend.
>>6363109
>yeah its a stressful, high pressure environment juggling multiple table's needs at different stages in their meal, taking bookings, clearing, cleaning, resetting tables, and generally making sure everyone is having a good time. i get a real rush out of it though
Yeahhh i dont think i can do that then...
High pressure fast paces jobs break me to the point of me crying while i work
>>6363103
> i don't even know where i would find someone to do that
go to your nearest military base and pick yourself up some femboy you can turn into a tranny. Most of those faggots join the military to man up but it fails. Most of the fem ones will talk to you because it gives them a taste of what they truly want. That is if you are tranny looking enough.
>>6363125
>ocean
I think you mean:
>place to sleep for a really really long time while crossfaded on muscle relaxers and copious amounts of hard liquor
>>6363096
>straight female
ftfy
>>6363127
I am so not Sue Ellen. I mean, I haven't had a drop of alcohol for way too long.
>>6363075
>e.g. Titchbits.
>the person who helped you with the paperwork
>the person who offered more than once to meet irl
>while it was peak shitposting
why are you so horrible some times robin?
>>6363135
You'ven't any idea the monstrosity that is I
>>6363139
>while crossfaded on muscle relaxers and copious amounts of hard liquor
wow, you really know how to push my buttons.
benzos are my biggest weakness.
>>6363093
*phew* so long as you aren't Chris-Chan.
Honestly, if potc came back Id try to be friendly towards her. Until she pissed me off anyway.
I don't care that you're a hon or that you're uncertain about your transition, but I can see why those insecurities would set off a lot of people here. Thankfully I'm very confident in my femininity.
>>6363131
nini sweet dreams
>>6363123
did you move already?
>>6363147
>tfw 5 bars of xanny sitting on my desk
>>6363147
I want a pool floatie, an umbrella, & an inner tube with a cooler full of liquor & pills....
I will then trek across the Atlantic on a grandiose expedition & live with the dolphins.
Or just sleep on a bed of coral (hopefully)
>>6363149
You don't look even remotely feminine
>>6363141
this is truth
btw when did 4chan stop letting you sage?
>>6363160
>saged
>>6363159
No, that's me.
You had the wrong anon
>>6363159
>moap
>not feminine
You havent seen her before have you
>>6363106
Well, we're all horibble to people at times. I was hateful towards Potc and Kayla in the past, shit happens. At least you're sorry.
>>6363167
>implying I haven't been to rehab, twice
>against assisted suicide
Wow, what a pretty big load of turd right there
>>6363160
you can sage and it still stops it from bumping, but it no longer marks your post blue so you can't show off how mature you are when dealing with offtopic comments.
>>6363167
yeah its normal here haha right guys funny eyy
>>6363171
youre a retard
>>6363166
I'll quite happily post the picture if you like hon
>>6363109
you've literally made fun of me for being a spastic in the past when I'm not even in the thread
>making excuses
no, I've been in a difficult situation
if I'm making excuses why am I now confirmed on ESA, awaiting a physiotherapy referral to get treatment to better my future work capability (off the back of an OT assessment I pushed for without any help from my parents and which involved me persisting and switching GPs 5 times to get turned into a diagnosis because the first 4 hadn't heard of the condition or only barely), already getting so far very successful treatment for asthma that went undiagnosed for 21 years despite my protests as well as trialling SSRIs to help with my mood, and moving into a new house away from my parents where I can live as I want to in around a month tops? I've got a fuckload of problems and not all of them are immediately solvable, solvable at all or solvable without first removing blockages caused by other problems. I'm working on it, give me some fucking credit.
>>6363156
I need something like that for my anxiety but I'm worried I could turn into an addict again. But it would be nice to stop freaking out over everything.
>>6363174
Kay.
Tell that to my roxi plantation
>>6363175
You mean the picture where shes cute and passes?
>>6363160
The functionality was removed quite a while ago, but most people didn't figure it out and kept doing it. So the whole posting was streamlined because it was just pollution at that point.
>>6363171
If an adict tries to tempt another adict I don't see how it is suddenly justified. If anything it's worse, add that you have a much more stable emotional state than sophie and I can't see how anyone would be okay with that.
>>6363173
what's the bump limit in /lgbt/ these days? I know the image limit is 150. and these threads move so fast now that there's no need for sageing anyway.
>>6363111
kek search the archives, a few months ago she even talked about it on tinychat once when she thought I wasn't there 'cause I happened to be on anon due to being banned by oddish
idc if people call me a freak and cringe-inducing 'cause I am and I admit it, it sucks but it's true, but I hate people making fun of me for things I genuinely can't help 'cause I was born like it
I feel like everyones always staring at me when I go out. I'm a mess.
>>6363184
>yelling at suicidal drug addicts on 4chan
>telling them to not be in cohorts with other suicidal drug addicts
Can you even tranny cult, mah nig?
>I'm not a terrible person
>>6363181
>tfw you will never be able to sage in all fields ever again
>>6363157
I want this, where do I sign up?
>>6363177
have you considered going to a doctor and getting proper doses of a chemical that will actually deal with your issues instead of covering them up for a short while?
>>6363181
no, it still works. you don't noticce it here but in boards with a medium to slow speed like /lit/ or /m/ is easy to see it. the only change is that you can't show off anymore.
>>6363179
okay
youre
a
retard
idiot
also a shit person
>>6363180
I've never seen that one. Only the dozens of pictures where he looks like a disgusting beta boy with the world's longest chin
>>6363189
Are you me
>born like it
Stop picking on Moap I SWEAR!!!
>>6363156
I wish I could have some xanax....
but I have bad memories connected to it
>>6363172
I'm a girl, y'all!
GIRL!!!
do we still have a tinychat??
can i have a link pls?
>>6363160
>pretending this isn't true for you too
Bitch, please don't tell me you don't want to be slowly forced into being more gorgeous, holding your hand and saying it's ok while they take you to get fitted for the sluttiest corset and 6 inch heels, learning how to accept taking your lover and giving them pleasure by using your body, knowing your their's, and giving them control because you trust them
>>6363201
no
/therapedungeon
>>6363124
you poor thing, you get piss tested? i think its a bit unfair because if you can function on the job, who cares what you do in your free time if it don't hurt no-one. thats not very FREEDOM
>>6363136
desu the only really bad thing apart from shitty or lazy colleagues is when things go wrong outside of your control and you can't fix it. i had a table waiting 45 minutes for starters once. i comped their drinks, gave them an ass ton of vouchers, but i couldn't give them what they wanted. their food. that made me cry. idk usually you're either too busy to cry, or its so chilled out you can take things slow. depends entirely on the restaurant you work at, company culture, and the day/time of shift. idk, don't rule it out. i thought i'd be shit at it because i can be really shy, hate telling people 'no' and self conscious due to trannydom (or when i started, being a weak, faggy girlyman). you end up finding out if its for you or not.
come on gal, kids' pizza parties. makes it all worth it, seeing happy smiling kids in birthday hats
>>6363144
leave Robin be desu, there's no use making judgements or trying to goad her into doing anything, or attempting to make her feel any other way than she does. its a waste of time.
>>6363176
i'd give you credit but your credit rating is awful.
>>6363201
we did but its dead. there's a mtfg kageshi but idk its weird
>>6363198
>he
So hows repression working for you
>>6363197
'Kay.
I Dont go on 4chan or very much appreciate people on the internet telling me things I already know & attempting to present it as new information
is hate-cuddling a thing?
>>6363145
thats ok
>>6363196
Yeah, I checked the 2013 update. I thought I remember it being disabled at some point, but if that happened it's been reactivated at least three years ago.
i want a big hairy bf
>>6363211
grose
