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Previous thread >>6356812
1st for crying into bottle of vodka
You really love that pic, don't you?
EVERYONE POST BUTTS
>>6358025
Yes.
>>6357994
undercuts are disgusting and anyone who has one needs to burn in hell
Nth for considering escorting again because I'm not sure if I can be good at programming
>>6358015
Dooggies
>>6358030
Might as well get paid for something you do several times a day anyway.
>>6358029
I see a ton of little kids with those around. Their parents should be burned alive while everyone claps.
>>6358023
in our condition, drinking alcohol is ill-advised.
i really want to go out for a walk.
i love walks
>>6358030
why not both?
unlike escorting, if you spend years programming you'll just get better.
>>6358031
Kittuns
>>6358036
considering the medication we use, i should think our health wouldn't allow us to drink alcohol
>>6358038
Maybe I can do both :3
I'll be so cool and smart
>>6358038
ackshyually you can get better at escorting the longer you do it
at least that's what my daddy says
>>6358043
I've been drinking for years on this stuff and never had a problem, take that bullshit elsewhere
>>6357978
Aw, sorry that your boobs aren't where you want them to be yet. But boob growth is a slow process, and you probably still have more growth to come!
And yeah, gatekeeping is a pain in the ass, but at least you can rest easy knowing that your levels are right where they should be in the mean time.
>>6358043
you'd be wrong then, even on cypro my endo was never concerned with non-binge drinking
>>6358040
WOOF WUUF WOOF bark
>>6358045
How much?
>>6358045
you can refine your skills but as you do it your body probably will loose its appeal. meanwhile getting old doesn't affect programming until your fingers are too weak to type.
>>6358048
>>6358050
well, i'm still scared,
& i stopped liking liquor a long time ago.
do what you want, i guess.
i'm gonna spend some time outside
>tfw ur a girl
:)
going on a date on sunday with a 6'1" cis girl bimbo from kansas
im gonna force myself to have sex because its been more than a year since i've done it now
Someone photo shoped my face lol.
Still want ffs tho on a scale of 1 to cringe how bad is this edit?
I'm going to be extra sweet for my sugar daddy:333
>>6358058
>tfw you put on your pink sissy panties and your clitty gets hard
:)
>>6358058
idktf
>>6358058
its alright I guess
at least if you talk about abuse as a girl people don't question it or give you pathetic looks
>>6358065
One day haha yeah no no one wants my ugly hun ass.
>>6358060
i offered to drive her home today because she's on the way to my place, and i did. she asked if i wanted to go inside but it's like 80 in marin and no one has AC out here and i was sweaty so i said that i had things to do but now im just at home on 4chan did i fuck up?
I thought maybe it would be better to wait until our date on sunday than to hang out with her at her place today
am i over thinking this?
i dont know how to date
>>6358064
You look like a giraffe. I actually thought this was just a recent pic, was about to say "holy shit where did your jaw go?!"
>>6358060
so you gonna stick penis in that bitch?
post pics
>>6358050
Cypro is safe at HRT levels. Spiro doesn't mix with alcohol because of the dehydration issues. Learned that the hard way. Worst hangover ever and I ended up leaking blood from my dick for days. Needless to say, I switched to cypro immediately even though that was an expensive option until I got my script.
>>6358058
>tfw ur shitpost catches on
: )
>>6358073
eh, it's probably better to keep her waiting but if all you wanted was to bang you did miss a chance.
i am getting a fucking gym membership. my goal is to be somewhat chunky looking, short hair, smallish boobs, but a big butt and thighs and strong legs. i'm weird and have man sized and thickness bones but female proportions so i look like an orc or a neanderthal woman. i think i could reach my goal with a bit of work, i have a lot of free time currently and i need to be less gross and lazy. gonna get fit.
then i can get a buzzcut and a septum ring and be the bathroom social justice paladin mtfg deserves
>>6358072
You just gotta put effort in your appearance!
>>6358074
I wish my jaw could shrink overnight the neck edit is stupid as fuck and even the jaw no plastic surgeon on earth can do that kind of bone work.
>>6358045
How can me a hun get into this line of business. Camming was a dead end and I doubt I'd get hired for porn I'm moving to Orlando this year so my opportunities to sell my body could increase.
>>6358083
I put in a fuck ton of effort only thing saving me is a chizel
who died
>>6358090
I wish me but seriously wtf why didn't I know about this if someones gone?
ded?
>>6358096
ded
oh hey
does anyone here have autis---
I mean minecraft?
121.223.91.223:25565
>>6358098
rip
>>6358103
hey jormy. What's up?
whats up ladies? I replaced the fan in my laptop and permanently removed the screen and hinges so its totally hidden now. Going to get a second monitor at goodwill because holy fuck they are $5 bucks minus cables. Also got a whole bunch of thrash albums.
please be as savage as possible.
https://clyp.it/cklqo31i
>>6358110
I had to sodder off the "p" key on my keyboard today and replace it. That was 'fun'.
>lmao
what happened
>>6358111
Pretty good
teach me pls
>>6358117
I know, I started to panic. I'm going to make a skype in a few min just in case /lgbt/ takes a shit forever.
>>6358109
Nothing much, just sitting at home playing vidya, like I have been for the last 6 months ;~;
Hows about you?
>>6358119
daily reminder that kayla is crazy(voice is hers)
https://clyp.it/fbku1kwv
>>6358058
i want to feel this feel and not feeling it is making me miserable
>>6358117
supposedly an entire country was ddosing 4chan or smth
https://twitter.com/4chan/status/741452104112439296
>>6358124
meh, its shit imo, I sound like a valley girl with a penis
>>6358128
i kinda got one like that but it was $28 bucks and is kewl
>>6358066
That's my favorite part, I love the feel of silk against my sissy stick
>>6358079
It's a top shitpost
>>6358113
What did you do to that poor switch? ;~;
>>6358138
spend your money on transition not on toys
>>6358052
For you, you can name the price!
>>6358053
Yeah but then you can get into the gmilf market.
>>6358089
I have no idea I stopped escorting two years ago and started camming publicly instead.
Why are all MTFs into computers?
>>6358142
All that was on Amazon for under a bill and it was gift card money for my birthday so I didn't spend a dime of my own cash on it.
>>6358145
What's a computer?
>>6358145
isolation as young children due to not feeling comfortable with our designation as male within social circles leading to spending a lot of time alone and computes are fun as fuck to fuck with when you have nobody to play with.
That's just my theory at least.
>failed 3/4 classes
can i hero yet?
>>6358145
A G P
G
P
>>6358111
https://clyp.it/r5syy4p5
>>6358156
Yep that sounds like me.
>>6358158
What's wrong anon?
>>6358160
When am I gonna rek you in smash4 again? :^]
>>6358166
>https://clyp.it/r5syy4p5
>honey
maddie pls no don't go omegahon on me
also u sound sick, hope you can get well soon
>>6358168
it just seems pointless continuing
most of the failures were because i missed assignments and stuff, not because i can't do the work
i just don't care enough to continue
>>6358145
>>6358160
did someone say agp??
I'm in transition right now and I want big boobs. Is there any form of jelqing for boobs that will help them grow during this crucial period? dietary tips? Anything?
>>6358138
What's the mic for?
Whatchoobedoin
>>6358152
>Not bad
thanks, the pic doesn't do it justice, its also a usb 3 and strangely enough its totally waterproof and washable
>>6358176
Miss Cock coast to coast podcast
>>6358177
So, you can feed it mountain dew?
>>6358177
>usb 3
>keyboard
>>6358145
A better question is "Why are losers into computers?".
Most MTFs are losers.
The few that aren't, probably aren't into computers.
>>6358180
>I wish this was real
>>6358170
Thx bb. I think it's just the retarded amount of stuffiness in my nose rn
would you cuddle/fuck me
unsee.cc
/nusogape
>>6358171
I had that same problem in highschool. It took a lot of motivation from one of my teachers to actually start caring about school. Taking a break and finding motivation isn't always a bad thing. It worked for me..somewhat..
>>6358177
>not mechanical
>>6358179
>insta deleted
>>6358182
No way anon! You really need that higher transfer rate for all that data!
>>6358189
that's a nasty snake bite, you should go to a doctor.
>>6358189
What am I looking at here?
>>6358189
>unsee.cc
>/nusogape
all I see is a dark blob
>>6358184
how is it not?
>>6358190
It feels just like a mechanical without the price or issues.
>>6358190
>>insta deleted
>>6358198
I feel like you're fucking with me too-hard now
>>6358189
cuddle, yes
>>6358188
Why would you torture yourself like that?
>>6358198
sure......
>>6358200
Yes, I have it for speech training but I need the phantom power booster for it. Its CLEAR but is very low volume, the booster is only twenty buck so its not that bad.
>>6358190
>highschool
this is university
i'd take a break if i was able
How are your grades?
What's your GPA?
>gr8
>4.0
>>6358215
4.0 myself. Just got my grades from finals early, all A's
>>6358215
meh
>3.1
>>6358221
ow!
i'm sure that would kill me
>>6358213
:( well shit.
>tfw all you want to do is suck a big dick
h-help me /mtfg/
>>6358225
I'm pretty sure that's just japanese srs.
>>6358208
Motivation! I need work asap. Plus I'm putting my free time into more useful stuff, I'm teaching myself android dev right now.
>>6358215
Graduated with a 3.3
I'm not some nerd
>>6358221
>this_is_why_I_need_srs.gif
>>6358215
horrible
4 (but in a country where max is 7)
>>6358233
ok
>>6358212
I really really really envy your determination to not be a hon/cis tier
:'(
>>6358215
Only people who know they got great scores ask about that to brag.
I have about a 3.8. Nobody cares that you took easy classes and don't do anything outside school.
>>6358242
don't worry, their medical services are off limits to everyone but japs, the xenophobic pricks
tfw crippling loneliness hour
my landlady is away visiting her family. she said she'd give my number to her ftm grandson. still haven't got a text back from him whatever he's asleep rn.
my mum called me today. my canine bestie died after her health rapidly deteriorated over the last few weeks. pancreatic cancer, completely unexpected. i hadn't seen her in ages. not since i was kicked out.
it feels like a cruel joke.
i'm ugly as fuck and i can't stand it. i've never dated, my only "relationship" was a short ldr over skype. i've never been fucked. i've been alone all of my life. i don't know how to human. i don't know how i will ever feel secure enough to be intimate with anyone. i wouldn't even know what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUt0FRSFc4
soundtrack to feeling like absolute shit.
i'm almost out of weed. will have to buy more. gonna smoke up again tonight though. it's shit weed i don't even like the high, or the body load. but i pretend like it distracts me from all of the above.
>>6358222
Bullshit
You couldn't even solve a simple math problem earlier
>>6358247
i think you may have mistyped that statement
>>6358255
It was a logic problem and I solved it right eventually and no one else got that it was actually -81
>>6358234
That's one way to do it I guess..
>>6358256
wait, no you didn't
>>6358250
I listen to this when I am depressed.
i saw it when it was only 10,000 veiws :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c
>>6358145
Because we're not male enough to be into sports but not female enough to be into artsy crafty stuff, hence computers
>>6358258
[it's actually hell please kill me]
>>6358257
It wasn't -81 you dipshit
>>6358264
Yes it was, the last blue flower was a negative 4
>>6358263
What are you applying for? Dick sucking I bet
>>6358265
No it wasn't you dumb ass
>>6358259
didn't u know she's bigoted against asian people because she thinks they have it easy and think they're better than her?
just one of her many charming characteristics
hi im new, please dont hurt me.
>>6358215
>cumulative gpa 2.8
tho thats becaue i like flunked my entire first year of college because i was super depressed and had just started transitioning.
my gpa over the last 4 semesters has been a solid 4.0 tho
>>6358267
it had 4 petals and was facing the opposite way
>>6358250
my mum wants me to be ugly. she wants me to be alone. she wants me to miss out on more of what were meant to be my best years.
it's like the moment i reach a point in my life where i don't feel like shit, i'll feel like shit over all of the time i lost.
i'll hit 30, and if i even pass by then it won't matter because i will have lost my youth, i'll be mediocre as fuck and not desirable in any way.
if anyone found me physically attractive they wouldn't care enough to deal with all of the emotional baggage that comes with it.
someone who has me on skype and knows what i look like, pls hugbox me so i can go to sleep less dead inside.
>>6358261
thanks but that's really not my jam.
>>6358234
>3.3
>I'm not some nerd
you too?
I'm just too busy playing vidya to cope.
>>6358273
Come on, don't you want a job where all you do is suck dicks?
That would be awesome
>>6358268
i love all of the japanese people I've met.
they're so considerate
>>6358280
No. No I don't.
>>6358284
o-oh
alright then
>>6358277
>my mum wants me to be ugly. she wants me to be alone. she wants me to miss out on more of what were meant to be my best years.
fuck her, be happy despite her
plenty of people lose their childhood from horrible bs but it's never too late to make something of life
>>6358268
no she isn't kayla is my best friend she makes all the best taco bowls
>>6358268
I was joking about the Japanese being so xenophobic, which they are, its not wrong to state the obvious you little miss sjw
>>6358275
>counting petals
Listen you fucking retard, it was based on the image not what whatvtgey flower was facing or how many petals
>>6358290
it's not my mum's fault that as soon as the shit hit the fan and i had the choice to listen to my feelings, i repressed harder for over 7 years. 7 years trying to be the guy i was socially expected to be. 7 years miserable.
but it hurt that as soon as i worked through all of that shit, as soon as i finally accepted who i was, and saw a brighter future ahead of me, my mum acted like it was the end of the world, that rather than it being a new lease on life for me, it was a tragedy in her eyes. that i would be condemned to being even more miserable. that it amounted to no less than me dying a long protracted death.
>>6358158
I know how you feel.
I'm half way through a degree with a GPA that borders on failure, have no real world work experience and live in a city with record unemployment. I'm also unable to get welfare for three years.
It's no longer a question of 'if' I will kill myself, but 'how'.
>>6358298
well, they aren't wrong to be xenophobic.
after all, white people can be muslims
Who else /cry driving home/
>>6358304
why was it so different then the other blue flowers?
>>6358266
Real talk: If I had someone who would pay me to do that I probably would
>>6358273
Tyy
>>6358316
S-same
What are you actually applying for tho?
>>6358310
I bet I would catch stares from people and generally get treated like shit if I went there for a trip, not to mention how the fuck does one travel with hrt.
>>6358309
how much more school do you have left? can u move someplace to find work after you graduate?
>>6358321
Mostly lab technician type work. A few odd clerical and other random jobs here and there. Today I had an interview with a small consulting firm to be a technical writer.
>>6358314
i would if i could afford to run a car.
pls hugbox me.
dunno if should unsee or not.
>>6358328
Very nice
Good luck to you
>>6358328
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3 ily
>>6358324
A year and a half.
I've actually been told by staff at the uni that unless I get 100% grades for the rest of it, my degree won't be worth the paper it's printed on, so I don't really see the point in wasting everyone's time.
>>6358323
nevertheless, things are starting to change there.
younger generations of japanese people don't seem too bothered by us for some reason.
don't they know that foreigners ruin their public baths?
>>6358294
you can be a bigot and still have friends of a group you're bigoted against, i. e. "I'm not a bigot, I have a ___ friend!" or "you're pretty all right for a ___"
you def know kayla better than I do but all I can really go off of is what she says here that isn't internally inconsistent or proven to be a lie by others
>>6358298
oh yeah japanese culture is pretty xenophobic and there's plenty of racism between different asian cultures
doesn't change the bigoted stuff you've said in the past which is to be believed as much as anything you say
>>6358307
of course the stuff that isn't her fault isn't but you still shouldn't let her get in the way of your happiness
pic related
>ask random questions
What's your equalizer settings??
>>6358339
>boosts only the bass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
*heavy breathing*
>>6358340
got any suggestions?
>>6358339
i don't mess with my EQ so it's just flat.
like my chest.
lol.
(i was going to say i didn't just say that for the joke and that my EQ is flat, but i actually have the bass turned down on my stereo i think)
>>6358339
sometimes I turn down the treble on my stereo but other than that its flat
I'm a broken body, but at least some people think I'm attractive !
But I shouldn't base my self esteem on looks!
sadnap time
>>6358330
Thanks, I'm hoping I get something soon
>>6358331
Hi how's it going <3
>>6358339
Flat
Bass boost with earbuds
>>6358015
I love this picture!
>>6358348
This progesterone has been making my tits swol since day 2...
Megamilks incoming by Christmas..
Wtf do I do? They're more firm and more sore than EVER before.
Also, the poofy nios are back with a vengeance.
My fiance says they're ballooning up to heftier, rounder, non-pubescent proportions.
Yet my upper torso is stronk as fuk. I've been driving the beat up pickup around while wearing flannel so boys think I work on a farm.
Is this real life
>tfw faye has heard my horrible bro voice now
i miss edie
>>6358366
That's nice faye
>>6358366
I do too :3
https://clyp.it/u5e0icjc
Daily reminder to listen for your bell
>>6358363
Lol, ur funny. what do you look like, tho?
I just ate a cup of peanut butter
>>6358383
I accidentally an entire box of berry newtons.
>>6358381
do you not know cheska?
she's like that short chubby asian long black hair glasses one.
and her gf's dad is really fit and i'm jelly.
>>6358383
like a 250ml cup straight into the jar?
too high.
>tfw nobody wanted to hugbox you
>tfw you're completely alone and suddenly fearing an imminent panic attack.
>tfw super horny
What do I do?
2 months to go until suicide
>>6358381
apparently this is the last face picture i took and i look like a goofball
>>6358389
i'm trying not to be chubby :c
i lost 20 pounds since january so far
>>6358394
you're soooo cute i'm so proud of you for being so cute :3
>>6358393
>250ml cup
pretty much
>>6358389
DADCHASER GET OUT
guys stop talking about my dad, I know he takes good cate of himself but pls
>>6358329
honestly can i give you money somehow?
anyway, i think i just had a weird panic attack. i feel really different in my chest tonight.
>>6358396
>rape nearest man
>>6358396
I'd suggest masturbating if I hadn't done it like 3x yesterday without it helping ;~;
kayla where is your new skype
>>6358405
>>the taste
i don't want to gain weight
>send help
>>6358389
Lol what is she like famous or do you guys like meet up and go out and stuff?
Because if so, I haven't gotten an invite.
How can you know what her dad looks like?
https://clyp.it/a3gsnqyi
>>6358416
yeah
because peanut butter and nutella are like the two most calorie dense pseudo-healthy foods you can eat
>>6358412
>wanting to talk to kayla on skype
she'll just insult you and threaten to kill herself and threaten to doxx you and cry
>>6358406
>daddy fetish
>>6358424
hOi!
>>6358358
cats and dogs that are friends are the cutest!
my puppy and the wild cat we caught are like best friends now it's extra adorable cus he's such a big dog and she's such a tiny cat
>>6358407
you doing ok?
>>6358363
I like making my daddy happy
>tfw you have daddy issues because your bio dad died and now you suck the cock of someone you call daddy
>>6358405
What kind do you recommend?
>>6358409
Incest is bad ;_;
>>6358410
3x and it didn't help?
I don't wanna go overboard
>>6358398
You look awesome good! fiancee is lucky!
>>6358423
yeah but she'll be cute while doing it
>>6358396
>What do I do?
whatever's in reach and the right shape
>>6358417
well she had enough of a reputation that even me being relatively new, could place the name with a face.
as for her (gf's) dad, a screenshot of a selfie he had taken and covering his face.
anyway i see sophie is tired of me mentioning him so i should desist.
>>6358407
aha... i think the last thing my self esteem needs is accepting money off friends that i don't deserve.
>>6358432
Yes
3 times
I'm still horny
Fuck my life
>hanging out with best friend for dinner and movie
>have a handful of cherries with my dinner, tie one of the stems in a knot with my tongue
>show it to best friend
>"how are you still single?"
I cropped A GIF GUISE
>>6358215
str8 W's :^)
>>6358419
https://clyp.it/hhlmkyjr
>>6358447
did you proceed to oral them?
>>6358439
my fingers ;~;
>>6358442
We all need dick desu
>>6358453
i feel you senpai
these threads are boring now
>>6358419
https://clyp.it/vpnn2we5
>>6358449
hOi!!!
>>6358453
you sound like my kind of drinking buddy.
let's homebrew with juice and enough sugar to bring the OG up for distiller's yeast.
>>6358265
the answer to the flower problem was between 20-23 depending on how you interpreted the visual information
>>6358457
i'm thinking shoving your face in and licking it out like your life depends on it
I miss edie
Even if she allegedly made fun of me
I don't mind criticism
>>6358458
yes, all of them
>>6358461
yes
>>6358460
>let's make it a bit more exciting
>>6358471
OK. Pic related is me
This place is boring
What tripfag from the past would you bring fun or drama back to this place?
>>6358460
>implying they weren't always boring and it's u that changed
for real tho a bunch of interesting people kinda got chased away
>>6358475
potc
>>6358475
>edie
>>6358410
elanna can i ask you a question? i dont really know much about srs..do we have a lot of feeling afterwards? does it look any different to other people? im sorry i feel so rude rn
>>6358428
i dont know! ill be fine.
>>6358441
i didnt mean for it to sound degrading,.
>>6358424
my coworker calls others daddy and its so hot
>>6358474
looks like sheen
>>6358475
that one hooker with the bowser tattoo on her lower back
>>6358481
i'm sorry. i didn't mean to come across that way, of course i'm thankful for the offer, but honestly what have i ever done to deserve it?
>tfw feel sad for no reason
>>6358478
she just gets chased away again whenever she shows up
hasn't rlly been that interesting the last few times I saw
>>6358457
ribbed eh?
they look kinda weird
>>6358469
I will try
>>6358455
No we watched pulp Fiction
>>6358484
>bowser tattoo on her lower back
that sounds awesomely dorky
>>6358467
i'm good! i have a gf now, and a half-decent job, and plans to go to school with said gf, and the past month has seen random people referring to me as "miss" or "ma'am" although not consistently, also people at work stare at my chest sometimes and don't say anything
how are you famalam?
>>6358486
just shove your whole face in, get it all wet and roll it around, go wild
>>6358468
It isn't criticism
She and her group literally made fun of anyone who didn't look as good as her and her friends
>>6358493
actually
just get a vanilla one for starters
I don't want you tearing anything
>>6358493
make us proud
>>6358498
and actually eat it, don't just lick the surface
this isn't porn.
>>6358475
figured i would bring the fun back bc i used to cause hella drama
>>6358502
rubber will never the same as a real dick though ;~;
>>6358484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t3MQBtZCBU
