How to seduce a straight guy?
>>6354358
impossible, it cannot be done
even if a straight man can be seduced that just means he is not straight after all, but bisexual or even gay
>>6354358
Chloroform.
>>6354373
I'm straight and I wouldn't mind being seduced.
>>6354390
Or blackmail
>>6354358
possible! just make yourself adorable yet intimidating, sort of like a great cat.
>>6354358
Straight guy, no, but according to recent polls new people are extremely more likely to be bisexual, so either more bisexuals are being born or there are way more closeted bisexuals who are at an older age.
>>6354420
P.S.
Be sure to play either of these songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kw2b4PTK60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8
You're welcome and good luck!
>>6354358
I can't really consider myself straight anymore yet bi isn't gay either, but would straightfags enjoy a fatherly masculine guy? probably a passing transgirl would be most effective.
>>6354429
and finally when you have him right where you want him slip on these and you're all set ;)
>>6354358
If you manage to seduce him, he aint straight.
become tranny. you probably are if you're chasing after straight guys
>>6354358
Sure, but only if you have huge balls. Straight guys are suckers for big balls.
>>6354358
Don't.
>>6354429
Straight guys don't like this... your advice is bad and you should feel bad.
But you seem well intentioned... so I appreciate the cut of your jib
.. straight guys trying to seduce lesbian girls are seen as creepy and desperate. But gay guys trying to seduce straight guys? it's totally okay and is actually a fetish amongst the gay community.
This will always baffle me.
Possible, if he's at least 'heteroflexible'. Find out what his secret fantasies are and use that information (when he's horny).
>>6354358
Alright anon, I think most of you fags would consider me bi or heteroflexible considering I've jerked off to Bailey Jay but I don't find a lot of MtF's to be hot.
Anyways here my thoughts
1. Fem is better in my mind for sure.
Whenever gay guys hit on me the more masculine they are the weirder it was for me.
2. Try to make it not gay, make it maybe a friendly hang etc
3. Once hanging, really try to somehow get him hard, straight porn on, a movie that accidently shows tits, talking about tits, ask him why straight guys like tits so much and then just get vulgar and descriptive
When I'm hard, I'd fuck almost anything sometimes, you get animalistic
4. You do need to be more agressive in this, I don't mean rape the guy but I think it's better if your the pursuer because as a straight guy, if I hung out with a fag, and didn't get any ass, it doesn't bother me in the goddamn slightest so you need to make the moves.
5. You can't win them all, out of my friends maybe less then 5% it could work on?
Idk, may even be lower
6. Just act girl like a lot I think, compliment me, act fem, dress more fem, make it more normal sorry if that sounds bad
GL anon, your plaiyng a goddamn dangerous game but if you followed these steps and you were cute, theres a chance it works on me
but then again maybe I'm just a faggot even though gay porn is fucking gross and straight porn can make me fucking tremble its so goddamn hot, AND I'd probably only fuck 1 out of 100,00 of you
fuck im projecting
You can seduce a bisexual
Or a secretly gay man.
Or a "curious" mostly straight guy.
But straight guys only like women. I dont see what's hard to understand. Thet view male gay sex just as repulsive as scat.
It's just a weird fetish gay guys have.
>>6354630
They*
>>6354616
In terms of seduction this would be the opposite of what you should do.
This doesn't sound at all like a seduction but like you giving instructions for how to hit on you.
A seduction is a ritual and the person you are seducing should feel weird and strange. If you feel weird when masculine guys are hitting on you its working its just that you are shutting the seduction down and people generally don't have the stamina to continue long enough for what a seduction really is.
The first and most important aspect when it comes to seduction is that you cannot seduce anyone that is content and satisfied. The people you are planning to seduce must have some form of distressed or be dissatisfied with their life.
Seduction works in all aspects of life. Look at cults. What sort of people get seduced into cults? It is the dissatisfied.
Usually a seducer will strike at the areas in life we feel we are lacking in.
Look at the sort of people who are easily seduced by political promises, or the people of /x/ that take up magic. Its the promise of getting easy access to the things in life they feel they are lacking, the only spell in life is seduction and it works on all levels from micro to macro.
A seduction is not a pick up either. A good seduction should take between six months to a year and in that time it should go from bringing the victim in a anxious state to feeling desired, to anxiousness again. Near the end the victim should be begging for the seduction to be consummated.
>>6354633
Alright faggot, during highschool I talked to gay kids maybe 3 fucking times.
We didn't exactly hang out in the same circle, so good luck trying to fuck me for over a year.
Maybe your shit works, I have no fucking idea.
But in my opinion, if i try to seduce a girl and I haven't fucked her within maybe a month or two, the game is almost over.
Unless she was dating or just broke up during that.
Blue balling me for a year probably could work if your an animal at it but more then likely I'd get bored. idk anon
>>6354630
The more taboo the aspect of a seduction is, the better it will be.
Seduction is a ritual and there needs to be obstacles to overcome.
This is why a seduction is a different ritual than what pick-up artists are teaching.
If you are after a night on town and hooking up with someone, that is not seduction.
Most heterosexual seductions are rooted in incest where one partner takes on a more parental role and makes their victim long to break a taboo with them.
It is human nature to love to transgress, we just need to be coaxed into it.
It will be harder for someone gay to seduce a heterosexual man, yes. But it only comes down to how much you are willing to go.
Seduction is almost a religious order of which you have to become a follower, much like a monk.
Sadly today most people don't realize this. The few of us that are sensualists today will still know this.
It matters not how fast we can yield to sensation, time is not of the essence. This is why pragmatics and logical thinkers usually makes the best victims because they long to be dragged out of their intellectual worlds and yield to bodily sensations.
>>6354640
Because it's not blue balling. Again you are thinking about this true a lens of a logical hoarder.
You want result b, so action a should follow that. If you don't get result b within timeframe c you move on.
I however don't consider time of the essence. I could wait years and years working on my victims. It's not the act of sex itself I'm after but the process of sex.
This is what so many of the people that are called beta today have misunderstood. They fear the friend zone.
To me the friend zone is the best possible place you could be. To have the ability to get under someones skin so much that your presence becomes an addiction to them is so valuable.
Just like in business you must make your presence invaluable because at one moment you must remove yourself and stir up anxiety in your victim. Don't they like me anymore. Don't they want me any longer?
>>6354652
through a lens*
>>6354373
I entirely agree with this statement.
>>6354358
>doesn't have the gay agenda kit
This whole board is filled with straights baka
>>6354652
Anon, I don't think that would work.
In my opinion, this needs to be fast and somewhat of a mistake.
This all seems way to gay.
I wouldn't kiss a guy ever, it's fucking gay.
BUT fucking some fag in cat ears seems not as gay
You're talking about relationships and other shit like that
Has this worked for you
>>6354666
I'm not talking about relationships, no. Once the seduction is consummated my interest is over.
There is a reason you think it has to happen fast and seem like a mistake and that's because you are a man that is heavily anchored in logical thinking.
As a victim you'd be so easy to seduce. Any woman that wanted you could play you like a fiddle and completely destroy you.
I personally have no interest in someone like you I can already tell.
Seduction was "invented" by women to gain control and power and seduction is ultimately power. Because men could take and or rape whatever they wanted, women discovered a sort of leverage through psychological manipulation. To make men addicted to them.
It was not until the libertines of the romantic era that men started using the language of seduction and fine tuned it.
>>6354677
>nd that's because you are a man that is heavily anchored in logical thinking.
Thanks anon
>As a victim you'd be so easy to seduce.
>Any woman that wanted you could play you like a fiddle and completely destroy you.
>I personally have no interest in someone like you I can already tell.
Thats very sweet of you to say anon, I'm sure I'd face down on your cock in minutes, FUCK im such a fucking easy slut
>ecause men could take and or rape whatever they wanted, women discovered a sort of leverage through psychological manipulation.
No, people made laws and societies so you couldn't rape and do terrible shit so huge warriors couldn't do whatever they wanted.
The goddamn heebs did it.
>To make men addicted to them.
I guess, but it rarely fucking matters. At my age I'm just looking to fuck, none of my friends want relationships.
Anon, I hope this doesn't sound to mean but you sound like a MtF beta who is using this information to give yourself confidence, which isn't bad but this is some real meme shit
>>6354686
Some of the greatest warriors through away their manhood and even their people because they got hooked in the manipulation of women.
Marcus Anthony went through hellfire to become Cleopatras chosen.
But I understand you are very young and much of this doesn't make sense to you yet.
I'm still not talking about relationships.
Go out and fuck and have your fun. But as it always happens, a logical thinker will never truly experience sensation and soon grow tired of hedonism because they never meet people that can bring them out of their minds and into their bodies so they can forget about themselves in that one sweet moment.
Good luck in life anon.
>>6354693
threw away their manhood*
>>6354693
ANON DONT LEAVE TELL ME THE SECRET TO BRING ME OUT OF MY MIND AND BODY YOUVE SEDUCED ME
>>6354358
>How to seduce a straight guy?
You could be a woman for starters
>>6354358
Step 2: Become a woman.
Step 3: Workout your body for sexyness.
Step 4: Send hints his way.
Step 5: Get the straight man.
Oh shit, I skipped one
Step 1: Shoot yourself to reincarnate.
I seduced a straight guy who is in a straight relationship now. It took many attempts with more failures, but it eventually turned in my favour. I felt him up at night. He was a deep sleeper so he never knew at first. I would wait for him to lie on his back and feel his cock through his shorts. A few times he was hard and I just wanted to touch the tip. He woke IP once and I quickly laid down and pretended to be asleep. He confronted me and wanted to move out. Next thing he moved back in and still slept in my room. I kept doing what I did and eventually caved in. He approached me after drinking one time and grabbed my hand and put it on his cock. I moved in for more and I spent the entire night sucking him off. I don't fuck or receive either, just blowjobs. He told me I'm thinking about girls! And is it big? Lol His first load that he shot in my mouth still blows my mind today. Unfortunately months later, I pushed it too far. We eventually parted ways and haven't spoken since. So it can be done, but for me I fell in love with him. Ultimately that pushed him away. Yes get those violins out!!!
>>6354642
It isn't just taboo, it's something they're not actually aroused or attracted to. They are not going to fuck men if they don't like to fuck men even if it's "taboo". Stop pretending to be a psychologist and fucking grow up out of your straight man fetish.
>>6354630
>They view male gay sex just as repulsive as scat.
As a straight guy, I can totally agree with this. I can't even stand to see two fags kissing on a television show, I have to look away. That shit makes me ill.
There's nothing appealing about guys, even really feminine looking ones, to make a straight guy want to be involved. If they do then it's probably >>6354373
>just means he is not straight after all, but bisexual or even gay
>>6354358
Gonna write a short greentext of me trying to and failing miserably.
>Friends staying for the night.
>We play some vidyia.
>Get drunk.
>I decide to go for a shower
>I was too drunk and forgot he was at home so I dress as a girl.
>He looks at me with a face full of dusgust but still drunk so w/e
>Alcohol assuming control and I try tell him I'm not really a dude and I kinda like him.
>Try to kiss him
>He starts to nope the shit out of my house.
>Never talked to me again.
>We also didn't finish our bloodborne playthrough (we were doing kinda of a co-op with a single controller).
>>6355131
So you molest and take advantage of him? Yup, fags are utter freaks.
>>6355141
>we were doing kinda of a co-op with a single controller
Somehow this is the gayest thing in your post.
>>6355146
it was kinda like every boss we switched.
We were trying to finish without breaks.
Now I have no one to play with because I'm stupid.
>>6355141
>>Never talked to me again.
Be aware of this shit, various assorted fags of /lbgt/.
Had a guy who was my friend since kindergarten ask to blow me one night after we'd been out drinking.
I don't talk to him anymore. I haven't seen him in a couple of years now and I'm not planning to.
Our 20+ year friendship over because he wanted to do gay shit. He was selfish and brought his desires into it, but now I lose (what I thought was) a good friend.
Don't be selfish, you cunts, we don't want to fuck you.
>>6355158
Fags always want to fuck you if you're their type. They'll have fantasies and eventually they'll think they can seduce you or "turn" you or try and get with you at some vulnerable point in your life, all without consequences.
Put him in a camel clutch, break his fucking back, fuck him in the ass and make him humble.
>>6355141
Wow. That's sad, you were too forward all at once it sounds. How long were you friends for?
>>6355171
Since middle school.
We did a lot of stuff together.
I miss him.
>>6354630
>thet
all credit completely wiped
loser
>>6355158
>things that never happened
Nice try faggot.
>>6355165
>samefagging this hard
>>6355180
>>6355184
Some salty faggots on here.
Just accept that straight men will never want you and will never see you as anything better than an unpleasant sideshow, and most likely as something disgusting.
To us you are a mistake; broken, defective, weak and repulsive.
Or it's some lazy bait, but it got me to reply.
>>6354358
You're pathetic, OP
>>6354693
pls do me ;_;
Why do gay men have such a big thing for straight men? Should men who have put their dick inside a woman repulse them?
>>6355174
I'm sorry to hear that. here's hoping you meet another individual and its one who you form an even stronger relationship with. Always that chance
>>6354358
You can't. I've been living in an imagination where a straight boy will fall in love with ME. I never wanted him to just fuck me i literally wanted to be his dude-waifu. Took me 6 years to get over him and still have same issues-falling in love with str8 ones.
>>6354358
Kek. If you wanna know you should check out adv. There is a thread up there now about the same topic and straight /adv/cucks are losing their shit.
Did you start that one too?
Be feminine.
Slowly build up intimacy.
Put yourself in an emotionally submissive position with him that makes him feel manlier.
Build up minor sexual tension through platonic activities.
Make him care for you by putting yourself in positions where he'd need to protect you.
He'll be googling 'Is it gay if you're on top?' in no time. Been there, done that.
>>6354358
Mix bleach and vinegar, then drink as much of it as you possibly can you disgusting troglodyte.
If it's not ok for straight men to chase lesbians or straight women to chase gay men, then how the fuck is it ok for gay men to chase straight men?
>>6355836
Yep. Nobody told him it was ok to drug and rape his friend so he tried his luck here rofl
>>6355884
>then how the fuck is it ok for gay men to chase straight men?
Free blowjobs?
>>6355878
>Put yourself in an emotionally submissive position with him that makes him feel manlier
Straight guys don't have issues with masculinity. They have no insecurities about it and they consider it something inherent to them.
You are going to look ridiculous if try to cater it.
>>6354539
I don't know what you're talking about, works all the time for me haha. Although I usually just seduce straight guys when my friends doubt my skill and dare me to try.
>>6354406
no, you're not.
why don't people understand this?
>>6354544
it's not seen as ok or not weird outside of niche gay cultures though
>>6355158
why not just say no fuck off
>>6355184
Hilariously wrong.
>>6354358
You don't. You could try it though, just film yourself getting your faggot ass beat and upload it on here.
>>6356686
>Straight guys don't have issues with masculinity. They have no insecurities about it and they consider it something inherent to them.
>>6354358
Is there a version of this image without the text? I need for science.
>>6357410
His name's Nick Bateman.
Did you know that straight guys are okay with the gayest activities as long as their not opening announced as gay?
Wrestling, football (showering, butt slapping), body building, bashing women/seeing women as an impossible option, guys only nights/going out to clubs, out-mach-ing and teasing each other,male vanity. Cow boys.
Nearly all masculinity has been subverted into homosexual prison culture. straight Men are gay, without realizing it.
>>6354358
be a tranny
>>6354358
bisexual man here. there are almost no 100% straight men anymore. those that are 100% straight are likely to be either autistic videogamers or football players. you can seduce a straight man, but it will be a morally abysmal practice, as you would need to basically molest him out of his homosexual denial. but gay men are already morally defecient, so the idea of crossing someones sexual boundaries yields no comtemplation of ethics or empathy.
tl;dr : gays are toxic psychopaths who wish to pull you down to drown with them, in a sea of despair
>>6357450
not true. the prison culture thing is where fucking someone is a sign of extreme desperation and animalistic dominance vs. submission, basically hell on earth between brown people in a concrete box. if you want to fuck a straight man, you would need to rape him, and good luck with that pussyboy
>>6354616
IM HAND FEEDING YOU FAGGOTS GREAT INFORMATION AND NO ONE LISTENS
You know, there is a thread about the same topic on /adv/ right now:
>>>/adv/17235571
