[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Gaygen - Mods Hangry Edition
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 53
File: image.gif (622 KB, 160x160) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
622 KB, 160x160
Caught in the crosshairs again.
>>
What did the previous thread even do wrong? I saw nothing rule breaking in there...?
>>
Yeah, seriously wtf.
>>
yo why did that get deleted we werent even doing anything wrong
>>
>>6344319

most likely the maker of the thread got banned and all his posts got automatically-deleted
>>
This some mo bullshit. First they took our rec center, now this!
>>
File: rambo.jpg (347 KB, 612x380) Image search: [Google]
rambo.jpg
347 KB, 612x380
is getting fit a good idea
>>
>>6344359
Yes.
>>
File: chef dude.jpg (1 MB, 4096x2731) Image search: [Google]
chef dude.jpg
1 MB, 4096x2731
yo check it out

its a hot bear wearing nothing but an apron and talking about cozy stuff while cooking
>>
File: chef.jpg (75 KB, 750x536) Image search: [Google]
chef.jpg
75 KB, 750x536
>>6344374

oops forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTA3C8HCUjM
>>
>>6344362
First exam down KR senpai :3
>>
>tfw vague plans to go out with a dude soon
>trying to be chill and not worry
>want to be like WHEN ARE WE DOING THIS I WANT TO KISS YOU
>>
>>6344407
Good, seven more to go though? Damn.

I'll be on later, probably around 9/10 again, still gotta finish this tiling off. This week is so busy for me, I can't be fucked :(
>>
File: home.jpg (398 KB, 1000x833) Image search: [Google]
home.jpg
398 KB, 1000x833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG3tnFWRMRY

>tfw no honey bear to build a tiny home with
>>
>>6344457
Yeah 6 more days in there
>>
>>6344456

I hate when you ask someone out and try to get a damn time out of them.

I ask "hey, want dinner or drinks soon? I'm off this weekend" and they're like "sure" without offering an actual time and place
>>
>tfw get pretty slutty when horny
>really enjoy sexting etc. when horny
>as soon as I cum lose all interest
>"shut it all down"

I wish I could hook up with someone who'd like to play around and fug, but as soon as I cum I want them to just leave right away
>>
>>6344502
If you are asking for a date it's curtesy for you to suggest a time and date in my not so honest opinion.
>>
>>6344523
Only solution is to repent and repress all sexual thoughts and urges
>>
File: katz.gif (31 KB, 296x200) Image search: [Google]
katz.gif
31 KB, 296x200
How many gay people do you know?

How many are close friends?

for me its 2 and 0.
>>
>>6344562
0... :/
>>
>>6344562
0 0
>>
>>6344526

I try to suggest a time since I hate playing "Whack-A-Appropriate-Time" with people so I let them pick from a whole weekend.
>>
>>6344562
4, and one is a friend, just not a close one.
>>
>>6344562
4 and 0
Used to be 4 and 1
>>6344568
I'll be your close gay friend KR
>>
>>6344562

i had forgotten that show existed, thanks
>>
i literally hate my ex so much. hes the most manipulative cunt i've ever met.
>>
>>6344562

4 now.

1 is my best friend, one I'm dating, and one is a former mess around guy, and one is a cool guy I talk to about archery and hunting
>>
>>6344604

its great. my favourite episode is the Thanksgiving one, or maybe the Garden one with Mitch Hedburg.
>>
>>6344615
Give it time, someone out there is going to make them seem like a saint.
>>
>>6344641
Mitch is on home movies as well.
>>
>>6344562
Pretty much none
>>
>>6344562
What kind of nerd knows people or has friends?
>>
poot it in the butt
>>
>>6345480
Is that where you poot in your bf's butt?

Wow, this really is degeneracy general.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10433588
STRAWPOLL: HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD?
>>
>>6345990

>tfw im the biggest whore on gaygen right now apparently
>>
>>6345990
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10433588
Zero masterrace. Me and that other guy. We're the coolest.
>>
File: russian-hacker.jpg (43 KB, 999x550) Image search: [Google]
russian-hacker.jpg
43 KB, 999x550
>mfw got my machine running lmde linux right now
who else here a cool hacker like me?
>>
>>6346076
Are you one of the 11-15?
>>
>>6345990

define "sexual"

ive done lots of stuff online with a lot of people, but nothing IRL :(
>>
File: my waifu.jpg (130 KB, 891x768) Image search: [Google]
my waifu.jpg
130 KB, 891x768
>>6346217

>tfw just ordered a T520 Thinkpad

aw yiss

i really like the blocky brutalist aesthetic of these things, and i also enjoy getting funny looks while messing around with SSH and stuff on it in public
>>
I went with 2-5. I only counted partners I've actually fucked/got fucked by, not foreplay or messing around
>>
>>6346217
Can't play my computator games on Linux.
>>
>>6346218

Oh good now I'm not the biggest whore

Yeah
>>
File: 1281379224431.png (15 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1281379224431.png
15 KB, 200x200
>>6346270

or you could just partition the hard drive and have both windows and linux simultaneously

ya dummy

>>6346273

senpai pls teach me how to meet hot bears and then fuck them

oh and also i think you might like this cooking show i found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mNpyROa1f4
>>
>>6346279

Just go on scruff/manhunt/squirt whatever and say you like bears and send them woofs
>>
File: 1445510998866.jpg (18 KB, 503x394) Image search: [Google]
1445510998866.jpg
18 KB, 503x394
>>6346279
Why bother though.

Why bother with anything. May as well just watch stupid shitty videos on youtube instead.
>>
File: yes ps.jpg (456 KB, 1836x3264) Image search: [Google]
yes ps.jpg
456 KB, 1836x3264
>>6346301

this is why america lost the vietnam war
pull yourself together

>>6346289

are those a thing in Europe? I always kinda assumed they were american only
>>
>>6346279

Also yes i love it

tfw no bear bf cookin for me
>>
File: 1459285953979.jpg (109 KB, 901x883) Image search: [Google]
1459285953979.jpg
109 KB, 901x883
>>6346260
>mfw I have to use my old Thinkpad R50 as my Vaio UX got fucked
>>6346270
You just dont know how to, kid
>>
>>6346308
Because they weren't running on Linux?

Dunno about that one.
>>
>>6344562
3, 0. They're all insufferable faggots. Why are 90% of gay people insufferable faggots? Why can't I find an ambitious goal-oriented right-wing bf? Why, God?
>>
File: bob ross eating pizza.jpg (139 KB, 849x696) Image search: [Google]
bob ross eating pizza.jpg
139 KB, 849x696
>>6346316

you posted the wrong picture there, buddy

>>6346318

i was referring to your layabout, spineless, COMMUNIST attitude to good honest work like our forefathers so cherished
>>
>>6346331
Your forefathers. My forefathers were oppressing serfs and fighting the French and Spanish primarily.

And I'll be a spineless layabout until the die I die, pal. You can't stop me.
>>
Taking physics over the summer is suffering, I have a 99 average, but there's so much work to do. Still it'll be worth it in the end.
>>
Half an hour Sean!
>>
File: Flag_of_Wales_2.svg.png (343 KB, 2000x1200) Image search: [Google]
Flag_of_Wales_2.svg.png
343 KB, 2000x1200
>>6346355

actually im welsh

its just that its more fun to pretend to be american because welsh history is basically banditry and sheeptending. except for that brief high point where we invented longbows and shat all over Europe
>>
>>6346308

I'm sure they are, or at least most of them
>>
>>6346361
Owain Glyndŵr also invaded England that one time.
>>
>>6344562

For just knowing it's probably a few dozen, facebook friends it's 3, real friends 0
>>
File: 3g10892u-86.jpg (88 KB, 600x917) Image search: [Google]
3g10892u-86.jpg
88 KB, 600x917
>>6346376

not to brag or anything but i am directly descended from Llywelyn ap Gruffydd, the Last King, from Gruffydd ap Beli on the male side of my family.

i have his (and my) family tree up on my bedroom wall and everything
>>
File: 1455172792184.png (80 KB, 529x327) Image search: [Google]
1455172792184.png
80 KB, 529x327
>>6346331
I posted exactly the right picture

Thinkpad R50 has
>Pentium Mobile 1,5 GHz processor
>1 gb 333 MHz DDR RAM
>40Gb HDD
My phone has better specs ffs
>>
>>6346407

but what about the E R G O N O M I C S
>>
>>6346401
That's not really much of a brag in fairness. If you go back far enough you're related to everyone in Europe. This knowledge as featured in QI; everyone is related to Charlemagne.
>>
>>6346360
You don't control my schedule
>>
>>6346419
Top notch

And for a 13 year old laptop it performs excellently

I could probably even use Gimp on it no sweat if I upgraded the RAM to 2Gb
>>
>>6346443

difference being that Charlemange was from 8th Century AD and my last royal ancestor (Owain) was 14th Century.

to be related to an 8th century figure is common, but someone a cool 600 years later is a little more unusual
>>
>>6346407
>>6346419
>>6346461
tfw typing this on a $1,300 4chan meme machine
>>
>>6346519
I dunno about that one. Get the statisticians on that one.
>>
>>6346525

you can spend money how you want, it would be churlish to get mad at someone else for their inconsequential decisions
>>
>>6346547
Brutal as in sexually brutal?
>>
>tfw direct descendant of Rurik
I should take Putin's place as czar of Russia tbqh, it's my birthright
>>
>>6346530
I've justified the purchase in my mind
even though it's admittedly a bit ridiculous
>>
>>6346593
Is it like furry vore stuff or is it based around real people?
>>
>tfw chatting to a guy on grindr yesterday
>we were both jerking off and sharing pics
>basically said we had to meet up tomorow to exchange BJs
>currently trying to think of what to say to him to get it going, without seeming desperate
>he's been offline basically all day

;_;
>>
>>6346629
Just exchange your own BJ with yourself.
>>
>>6346651
I heard if you remove three ribs, you can do it easily!
>>
>>6346659
Problem with that is that it's bullshit.
>>
>>6346665
How do you know, have you tried it?
>>
i love me
i love you too
>>
>>6346675
Yes. I removed and replaced several of my ribs. Got a fucking problemo?
>>
>>6346704
I'm going to sit on your face.
>>
What's the gayest shit you listen to?

Hardmode: no pop music
>>
>>6346721
Marina and the diamonds / fka twigs
Hardmode : neko case
>>
>>6346721

Skapunk

plus i also like Queen a little
>>
>>6346721
...i mean its pop music
>>
>>6346718
I removed my face too. So get wrecked.
>>
>>6346721

Carly Rae Jepsen
>>
>>6346731
Hot Space best album
>>
>>6346721

buy e*mo*tion on itunes
>>
>>6346850
Best album of 2015 for sure
>>
Do you think guys look bottoms look better shaved?
I've shaved my lower region before but I am thinking about doing a full body shave.
>>
>>6346887

Yass henny

>>6346891

Shaving is gross

Just trim
>>
>>6346891
Keep the hair and fashion it into a series of pubic wigs. Then you can do both.
>>
>>6346887
"Half the city" by st Paul and the broken bones. Would like to have a word
"Hightop mountain" by sturgill Simpson would like to have a word
>>
File: a8jLg71_700b_v2.jpg (43 KB, 580x797) Image search: [Google]
a8jLg71_700b_v2.jpg
43 KB, 580x797
>>6346898

>tfw blond hair and will never have a qt visibly hairy butt and body
>>
>>6346725
>Marina and the diamonds
This is terrible
>>6346800
I'm not even going to start describing how terrible this shit is
>>6346850
>buy shit on iTunes
I only pay for music if I'm getting a tangible product out of it ie. a CD or a vinyl record

Fuck off you gullible whore
>>
>>6346891
Smooth butts are great.

>>6346721
Britney Spears, I sing that out loud at work.
>>
>>6346913

Blond fuzz is cute too

>>6346930

Buy e*mo*tion on vinyl
>>
>>6346721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM

Is this still pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-urnGgFs4k
>>
>>6346931
Britney is ok

Madonna is an untalented whore
>>6346951
Fag buy your own fucking records, I got mine

Also, fuck off
>>6346995
I'm running out of firewood so I dont have time to click those links

They're probably great songs ;)
>>
>>6346995
>>6347035
The rammstein one is hilarious if you understand german
>>
>>6347035

Buy me e*mo*tion
>>
>>6347057
I might buy you a piece of heavy duty rope you useless fat fuck
>>
File: 04 - qFYyia6.jpg (135 KB, 1088x816) Image search: [Google]
04 - qFYyia6.jpg
135 KB, 1088x816
>>6347137

Hot
>>
>>6347137

Hot

I wanna be tied up and edged and ridden
by a thiqq manlet powerbottom
>>
>>6347176
The rope goes around your neck

Then you fall a few meters and your neck snaps.

If you somehow survive, you'll be at best a paraplegic and I will rape your ass every night.
>>
>>6347226

Nn yeah daddy wreck my sissypussy~
>>
>>6347235
Faggot

You're no fun! At least put up a fight...
>>
>>6344299
Is there a standardized test to figure out whether you're gay, hetero, or bi?
Both men and women turn me on, but watching porn doesn't seem to help me decide.
>is virgin af
>>
>>6347261

I'm a lover not a fighter
>>
File: 1463570309725.jpg (82 KB, 900x1344) Image search: [Google]
1463570309725.jpg
82 KB, 900x1344
>>6347293
>I'm a lover not a fighter
>>
>>6347315

>alt right.jpg
>>
File: 1455283035971.jpg (39 KB, 540x712) Image search: [Google]
1455283035971.jpg
39 KB, 540x712
>>6347330
>alt right.jpg
>>
>>6347359

God I'm a hot bitch

Who wants to lick under my rolls
>>
he brings such warmth to my heart
i can't take it gaygen! help me! ;-;
>>
File: 0000.jpg (201 KB, 650x430) Image search: [Google]
0000.jpg
201 KB, 650x430
>>6347156
>Doing degenerative acts while watching Second Hand Lions

Just repulsive.
>>
File: 1465006682778.jpg (11 KB, 201x219) Image search: [Google]
1465006682778.jpg
11 KB, 201x219
>>6347383
No one can help you now

You're in for a wild ride
>>
I'm thinking of getting a outfit that matches my gas mask (aka Soviet PBF). I should go for Soviet officer caps, trench coats, gloves and boots? Which combination would be cool?
>>
>>6347485
vai tomar no cu seu viadinho de merda
para com essas tara de exército e vai estudar seu mocorongo filho da puta
>>
File: image.png (1012 KB, 939x712) Image search: [Google]
image.png
1012 KB, 939x712
>tfw no friends
>>
>>6346260
You had better install gentoo on that you giant faggot.
>>
>>6347537
>tfw biscum friend
>tfw in love with him
>tfw he has a gf
>tfw he acts like hes gay for you
>tfw you dont know what to do
>>
>>6346260
T420
glo up bihh
>>
>>6347497
I'm practically on college vacation, got tests this Friday and next week and then I'm good. Don't tell me what to do stupid anon.
>>
>>6347615
vc é uma vergonha
>>
>>6347567
At least you have hung out with someone in the past two months
>>
>>6347627
Realize that things don't matter that much and be chill
>>
>>6346327
Because we're straight acting and blend easily into the crowd. I feel like I have to tattoo "SINGLE FAGGOT" on my forehead.
>>
>>6347627

Be less angry.
>>
>>6347622
For what reason?
>>
File: Lytics.png (1 MB, 1136x1040) Image search: [Google]
Lytics.png
1 MB, 1136x1040
>have a ncie long convo with a dude on grindr
>getting along really well
>getting late
>"talk tomorrow dude"
>"yeah for sure!"

>send him a message halfway through the day saying Hey
>He doesn't reply
>I see him log on for like 10 seconds then log off again
>Say hello again, figured out the message might not have gone through
>he keeps logging on and off

;_; I thought we were getting along
>>
File: 13415011.png (20 KB, 385x317) Image search: [Google]
13415011.png
20 KB, 385x317
>be with bf for about two years
>we don't really have sex anymore
>something always gets in the way
>time, one of us not in the mood, he's not "loose" enough etc.
>starting to realize we haven't had sex in half a year
>try talking about it
>he says it doesn't matter, because as long as we're together and love each other etc.
>I pretend to agree but secretly really miss sex
>I'll be going to uni in two months

I feel bad since we've been through so much together and we've both done the whole meeting the parents and everything, but I'm honestly thinking of breaking up with him when I start uni, and not because of long-distance, because I'll only be about 2 hours away, but I just don't wanna bring that baggage with me.
I wanna experience "uni life" like everyone else, he doesn't like me going out, getting drunk, or hanging out with people he don't know in general. And I'd like to do uni activities without feeling guilty.

I'm just very scared of breaking up, we've been so dependent on each other these last two years, and he's a very emotional guy. And always makes sure to tell me I'm his everything and that he has nothing without me.

(Just as a little backstory here I used to date a girl when I was 13 years old, we dated until we were 17, when I broke up with her because I embraced the gayness I was trying to hide. She then tried to kill herself because I broke up with her and almost succeeded. I basically lost all friends in my home town after that event since everyone blamed me for driving her to suicide)

Because of this I'm very scared of breaking up, especially with the way he talks about me, It was a very traumatic experience and I really don't want it to happen again, I don't know if I could handle another almost-death on my hands.

I kind of feel trapped and guilt tripped into staying with him forever. Without him really doing anything, he's a lovely guy and very caring. I just really regret getting into a relationship again.
>>
>>6347770
I am genuinely amazed guys try and have actual conversations on Grindr. I'm sure that there's the one-in-a-hundred chance of finding a good guy that actually wants to talk, but it will never cease to amaze me.

>>6347822
That's what happens when you use another person as a crutch. It's fine to depend on your partner but never make them your "everything". Because if they up and leave or you lose them, that's it, you lost pretty much your only support. You have to branch out on your own WHILE being there for them, never bog down because of them.

That said, I know how it is to be with someone but have little or no sex. I spent the better half of a year living with an ex and we had sex maybe once a month at our best. Watching or helping each other fap was the standard for a while. It got to the point where we assumed we had earlier and therefore did not need to help each other.

If you feel like your life is going to miss out, talk to him about it. Don't pretend to agree on it. Lay it out there. He has to know.
>>
>>6347625
Casual as fuck, chum. Six years not going outside, yo.
>>
>>6347893
Thank god you can anything delivered these days.
>>
am i the best? no
>>
>>6347923
Nah you can't.
>>
>>6347965
So what's your end goal? Find a bf to live in a bunker together?
>>
>>6347994
that sounds like a good idea
>>
File: image.jpg (446 KB, 1425x1901) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
446 KB, 1425x1901
Yay, got me Boba Fett.
>>
>>6347770

People are just awful. If they don't respond to appropriate social cues, drop that shit.
>>
>>6347994
If I had any ambition to do anything I probably wouldn't've done nothing for so many years.
>>
>>6348000
When there is only you and him, he can't help but love you.

>>6348011
Is your newly acquired boyfriend a nerd?

>>6348022
Yay?
>>
Describe your most recent hookup.
>>
>>6348033

I gave him a blow job while he played Digimon Cyber Slueths this past weekend so... Yes.
>>
>>6348033
>yandere mode activated
>>
>>6348033
Yay.
>>
>>6348011
Lucky you.
I'm healthy jealous.
Gosh why can't I find a bf, military, nerd or whatever. Or gf for that instance, I've been so lonely Stalker games have more company than I do.
>>
File: 1463455380841.gif (39 KB, 579x568) Image search: [Google]
1463455380841.gif
39 KB, 579x568
>>6348064
"He'll HAVE to notice me."

>>6348069
YAY!

>>6348049
Usually that's cute/lewd but for some reason... no.

>>6348041
>got humped in the butt by FWB
>he stroked my peen during
>came buckets
>cuddled

Ta-da!
>>
>>6348088
Ayyyyy go fuck yourself.

Ayyyyy.
>>
File: image.jpg (16 KB, 128x128) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
16 KB, 128x128
I HAVE NO FRIENDS

AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
>>
gaygen is dead. I remember when gaygen was lively and exciting and I could be obnoxious and get attention.
>>
>>6348144
I have no friends and I want to run around like if I was dressed to go to a hazmat disposal team. Probably I'd get more attention from people and interest on me than when I don't wear the mask.
>>
>>6348146
I stopped coming on here when it got too cliqueish. Like I don't care who you and what you look like, bitch, STOP POSTING YOUR UGLY AF PICTURES THINKING YOUR CUTE AF BUT YOU AREN'T AND ONLY APPEAL TO THESE FUCKING BASEMENT DWELLERS BITCH

I CAME TO SHITPOST AND TALK ABOUT GAY SHIT HUNTY. NOT TO SEE YOUR HATCHET TO THE FACE MUG, GIRLLLL
>>
>>6348433
Hey now.

I don't have a basement. The proper terminology is 'manchild loser'.
>>
File: 134231.png (12 KB, 205x246) Image search: [Google]
134231.png
12 KB, 205x246
I want to lose my gay virginity but grindr scares me, and I don't like bars/clubs
I like raves but end up dancing the whole night away and nobody makes a move on me, and any guys I do talk to seem uninterested, at least sexually.
Is it always so hard being a faggot?
>>
>>6348114
RUDE.

>>6348146
Actually it's only changed a bit from what I remember.
>>
>>6348487
No, you just sound like you don't know how to socialize. Grindr is not scary at all, if anything, it's basic as hell. Try Scruff, Hornet and Jack'd. Anyways, timid gays kind of get on my nerves. I do not have the patience to deal with baby gays
>>
>>6348146

How are you John?

Truly Yours,
Bryce
>>
>>6348503
Just saying.
>>
>>6348510
I like to think I'm alright at socializing desu, bars and clubs just aren't my thing
Grindr just scares me because of all the aids "poz" memes I've seen, not the socialization aspect. It seems as sketchy to me as craigslist.
I'll check out those other apps thanks.
>>
>>6348522
Eh, fair enough.
>>
>>6348593

Who isn't poz desu
>>
>>6348146
Here's your (you)
>>
>>6348545
Why would you even think about having sex with someone without protection? Even if someone's poz and you sleep with them, there are ways to protect yourself. Condoms and Prep. Do not ever go bare with anyone who you're not in a relationship, unless you're bug infested.
>>
>>6348088
oh and hey there
>>
>>6348605

Please, I only creep on very special boys
>>
>>6348593
Swede, no doubt. Did he prostitute himself? He has to be poz.
>>
>messaging guy on Grindr
>he's nice, attentive, pretty attractive but not too far above average
>start having real conversations
>he starts sending me paragraphs in response to my three word messages
>considering blocking him for being weird
>>
>>6346721
Why cant all gays listen to shit pop music, have lispy cute voices and just be over the top flamboyant, of course paired with a shaved asshole and worship straight guys

Every other gay is fucking gross
>>
>>6348883
>harassing me
Like... what did you expect when you registered to a gay dating app? No attention?
>>
>>6348946
amen
>>
>>6348883
I always wanted to see what would happen if I was out and about. Like, would I get messages or would I just end up seeing aging gays that are preying on younger guys?

I feel bad for those older ones.
>>
>>6348984
are you a fem gay guy anon
if so, goodboy
>>
File: 1462913252086.jpg (63 KB, 355x440) Image search: [Google]
1462913252086.jpg
63 KB, 355x440
>>6348997
no, I'm a fellow aficionado
>>
>>6348883
>>6348985
I deleted grindr when some dude was in the same uni building as me messaging to hook up

It freaked me out too much and I haven't gone back since
>>
>>6349007
I'd see who sent the message and then just watch them. Granted they have a face picture.
>>
File: 10-guy-background.jpg (22 KB, 640x400) Image search: [Google]
10-guy-background.jpg
22 KB, 640x400
>Still believing in love
>>
>>6349043

>not believing in love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
>>
File: CIA.jpg (58 KB, 900x900) Image search: [Google]
CIA.jpg
58 KB, 900x900
Bane?
>>
File: 1464898555514.gif (387 KB, 269x270) Image search: [Google]
1464898555514.gif
387 KB, 269x270
I'm graduating tomorrow my dudes. Shits crazy.
>>
>>6349043
Love is defo a lie though f'reals. I can despite never having any intimate contact with anyone.

>>6349142
I ain't your dude.
>>
>>6349142

So how're you handling all those "what're you gonna do with your life from now on" questions?
>>
>>6349154
I just respond with my college plans. It's hard coming up with the career I want to do, it's a lot of pressure. But it's really sad to be leaving high school. I hope I don't cry after the ceremony, or I at least hope nobody sees me. It was only at the last few days of school where I thought "wait slow down I don't want to go" haha.
>>
>>6349191
>I hope I don't cry after the ceremony, or I at least hope nobody sees me.
Das moe, mang.
>>
File: 1462600978243.jpg (73 KB, 625x381) Image search: [Google]
1462600978243.jpg
73 KB, 625x381
>>6349148
I'm from the other side of that coin, it's similarly disappointing to lose faith after pursuing love and sexuality to their limits.
After a year or so of no sexual contact, it feels identical to my former virgin self.

>>6349191
>sad to be leaving high school
>I hope I don't cry
>I don't want to go

you're vulnerable enough to date human garbage, now
>>
>>6344333
>6, 3, 44, 333
>single, single, double, triple
>1 1 2 3
nice fibonaccis
>>
>>6349191

Ohhh it's that graduation

Aw youre just a lil baby gay
>>
>>6348883
he was probably watching you while this happened
>>
>>6349226
Yep, still a lil 18 youngster.
>>
>>6349234

Run before this place poisons you
>>
>>6349243
seconded
>>
>>6349243
Maybe if you fix the smelly part.
>>
>>6349259
>not basking in a man's oniony musk

pleb
>>
File: 1464797540808.jpg (799 KB, 1080x1080) Image search: [Google]
1464797540808.jpg
799 KB, 1080x1080
>>6349268
>>
>>6349259
You might want to raise your standards above 'someone who doesn't stink'.
>>
>>6349282
not stinking is a good 50% of the grade, though
>>
>>6349234
Oh, you poor thing. You're going to get eaten alive here.
>>
>>6349282
Well, the smelly part is the only part I think is inherently bad. Old is bad too, but he could be like 25 and be over exaggerating his age. But obviously if this dude remembers killing gooks in nam that's a bit of a problem.
>>
>>6349290
Wow, you mean I'm at exactly 50% from obsessive showering? And here I thought being a crazy useless shutin made me undateable.
>>
>>6349304
Most of you are pretty nice :^)
>>
>>6349309
>go to walmart
>observe the nearest planetoid mongoloid
>realize that they have someone to fuck

You're just a shower and a cheery disposition away from smashing bung

>>6349318
you're just inviting the creeps by talking like this
>>
>>6349208
Trouble is everyone is looking for their perfect partner and that's pretty unrealistic. I mean, being gay in the first place leaves you with a drastically smaller dating pool, then you narrow that down with your likes and dislikes, narrow it down further based on physical appearance, narrow it down further based upon personality....

Eventually, you have nothing, so you have to settle for something.
>>
>>6349318
:^)
>>
>>6344562
>Lots
>I dated three which I could count as becoming close friends with
>BUT ITS STILL LOTS AND 0 BECAUSE I BREAK UP LIKE A WREEECCKKKINNNGGGBAAAALLLLLL
>>
>>6349325
No dice on the cheery. I'll be cheery when everything isn't terrible; never.
>>
>>6344562
0 0
>>
>>6346721
Panic at the disco or fall out boiiiiiii
>oh shit waddup
Hardmode: see above statement fuk ur rules
>>
>>6349359

absolutely shameful
>>
>>6349333 (ch-checked)
Settling is the traditional method of coping with love's mirage, but it's also the traditional pitfall resulting in suicide among any-way-the-wind-blows prisoners of convention.

>>6349352
As long as you're approaching it honestly. Maybe someone will turn you on so much that your sex drive will overpower the scars in your brain.
>>
>>6349371
Doubt it. Everyone's a dick.
>>
>>6346721
I only listen to German marching music.
>>
>>6349374
where have you been?
>>
>>6349383
Who cares.

Also nowhere.
>>
>>6349356
I don't know, shit posting is an art and I've lost my touch, so now I just like to discuss stuff with people on here. I've been banned three times in as many weeks for off topic discussion though, so I can't be doing too badly at it still.

>>6349371
Pretty much, the point I'm making is that people need to look past others flaws though, because underneath the surface everyone is vastly different. Its differences in relationships that last though, especially when it comes to interests, as you'd have to give things a go you'd otherwise not in order to enjoy stuff your partner likes.

That's the trouble with me though, I am happy go lucky, when it comes to pretty much everything in life. Living like this is shit though, because you become adjusted to never actually seeking better things or looking to further your love life.

As of late I've been trying to get away from here again and just look to improve myself and shit around me. I've been busy just sorting things out, fixing ties with people and trying to get myself grounded in life. Soon I'm just going to bite the big dick shaped bullet that is grindr and do something.
>>
>>6349392
i care foolio
>>
>>6349409

Quality filename/10
>>
>>6349392
I care clowny, it's great that you're back really, you reply to a lot of posts and actually get the thread moving.

Plus your witty comments always made me laugh :3
>>
>>6349422
Shut up, idiot.
>>
>>6349418
Stop giving me attention... its... its not like I a-asked f-for it or anything...

But... um... Hi.
>>
>>6349437

Quality filenames are the sign of a beautiful soul desu
>>
>>6349444
You're the first person to ever say that to me. You noticed me? You... n-noticed m-m-m-me??
>>
File: 1464754225899.gif (23 KB, 456x455) Image search: [Google]
1464754225899.gif
23 KB, 456x455
>>6349404
Given that you're here often and actually discuss things or give advice, I'm amazed you haven't found a guy yet.
Clearly you've got a level head. I don't see why you wouldn't be one of the next success stories from this place. If you're still here when that happens.

Shame because we'd lose a good poster if/when you leave.
>>
File: when senpai notices u.gif (553 KB, 610x422) Image search: [Google]
when senpai notices u.gif
553 KB, 610x422
>>6349451
>>
>>6349432
Suck my butt.

>>6349485
Thanks man. I just don't actively do anything to find someone though, I've had chances in the past but I never persued them because I didn't wish to get into a relationship for the sake of it. I think that's what you ultimately have to do though, just go out with a lot of people and get settled into that lifestyle until you find someone you can truly love. That's what I was on about earlier too, waiting for the perfect someone will take your lifetime and if you don't find them in time... Well... So I'd think it's best to just get yourself out there and start to date people which is what I'm looking to do in the near future now. Its pretty difficult to find regular guys who share my main interest, but its not a huge problem for me, I enjoy everything in life and love to try new things as often as I can.
>>
>tfw no smelly sweaty tall basketball jock bf
>>
File: deepbreathing.gif (1 MB, 400x225) Image search: [Google]
deepbreathing.gif
1 MB, 400x225
Good News:
I came out to a group of gossips who i know will spread the news around super quickly

Bad News:
I did it by lying about having had an ex-boyfriend (im a dateless virgin) because I was asked why I've never had a gf before.

Man oh man I hope this deceit doesn't come back to bite me...
>>
File: image.jpg (2 MB, 3024x4032) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
2 MB, 3024x4032
I'm gonna have a lot of fun with my new tentacle monster... Maybe for Chris Pratt or cutie Mark Hamill
>>
My bf has a bigger dick than me and he's the girl in the relationship, the fuck do I do?
>>
>>6349690
Nothing.
>>
>>6349690

Accept it and move on? Not like you can do much else, unless you wanna Dom and make him your bottom bitch
>>
>>6349690

stop humblebragging you dumb attentionwhore
>>
>>6349694
>unless you wanna Dom and make him your bottom bitch
this is exactly what I wanna do
>>
>>6349694

hey army pls can you detail exactly how you met, courted, and dated your previous bfs?
>>
>>6349699

Then do it. If you can't walk the Dom walk, don't talk the Dom talk.

>>6349700
Umm. First was through work, mutual friend who had her friend just recently come out. She set us up, we went for dinner, then dated for 3 years.

Current was through Grindr, he saw me and my dog, tested out my nerd knowledge, we went on a date 4 hours later, then a few dates later we entered a relationship.
>>
>>6349707

what was your grindr profile like at the time? was it sexual or nonsexual?

what did you do for the first date?
>>
>>6349713

My profiles are usually done with humor and self deprecating tone. Nothing sexual, just a sampler of my interests and what I'm looking for.

As for date, I just get to know them, talk, Joke, make them laugh and fish for signs of psychos.

Then we make out back in my car if it goes well.
>>
>>6349721

where did you go for the date?
>>
>tfw not gay but still would like a bf

I don't think I will ever be able to be in a relationship with anyone, though, because talking to people is scary.
>>
>>6349730

Last time we had pho because I never had it and he knew a place close by.

Other times it's whatever. Had drinks at a knock off hooters once because the guy I went on a date with knew the bartender, once had a date wandering around Walgreens because it was 2 am on a Tuesday, and everything else in town was closed.
>>
tfw no jew bf
>>
>>6350000
>tfw no bf in general
>>
Hi everybody,
how are things going?
Still as alone as the day I was born. I feel a compulsion to recede back into my home and never leave.
>>
>>6349238
this2

Youngsters are doomed in here.
>>
>>6350089
hey, not much atm
>>
>tfw when senpai will never tell you sweet nothings and tease you in bed
>>
File: 6fc.jpg (51 KB, 609x609) Image search: [Google]
6fc.jpg
51 KB, 609x609
>tfw the daddy you messaged on grindr doesn't reply

;_;
>>
>>6350089
Don't do it, you were doing well man just keep it up.
>>
File: big guy.jpg (88 KB, 960x960) Image search: [Google]
big guy.jpg
88 KB, 960x960
>tfw not hairy

please tell me there is some way to fix this :((((
>>
File: 1440903935250.jpg (17 KB, 255x205) Image search: [Google]
1440903935250.jpg
17 KB, 255x205
>>6350089
They're doing good. Got finals tomorrow and next week, been having some quality time in my college vacation.

Only problem is that my father talked to me last night. He's worried that i'm not 'living my life' and that 'time passes' because I spend too much time on my computer. What can I do if I have no friends and I don't find cool guys/girls on my area?
>>
>>6350369
Move
>>
>>6350458
what
>>
>>6350369

Get a hobby/join some kind of society and you will meet new people.

Some suggestions:

>Territorial Army/Cadets
>Sports, eg Rugby, Swimming, Track, etc- lots of places are very friendly to complete beginners, and its a good way to stay in shape
>Chess/Baduk clubs are very sociable
>Enter a competition in your chosen subject
>Get a job
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 53

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.