ITT: Fucked up, hilarious or just plain absurd shit regarding sexuality, or laws surrounding it.
Did you know, that it was still legal to have sex with an alligator in Florida until October 2011.
>>6338325
To be fair, sex with an alligator sounds like a crime that carries its own punishment with the act itself.
>>6338376
I'm not even sure if there is a hole you could stick it.
>>6338325
Why would it be illegal to have sex with an alligator?
>>6338401
Bestiality more specifically.
I'm guessing it might be a safety thing.
I dunno.
>>6338401
alligators can't consent.
>>6338419
Of course they can, if the alligator is eating you while you fuck it it's not consenting and you should stop fucking it and make an apology.
>>6338424
but you already raped it, are you defending rape?
>>6338419
No animal can consent...except maybe dolphins.
>>6338325
I'm all for letting people have sex with alligators. It keeps the alligators fed and removes the idiots from the genepool. Its a win-win.
>>6338427
Lizards are just above plants and insects in the reasoning department.
>>6338427
Ok, if the alligator is eating you before you initiate sexual intercourse the alligator is not consenting, you should stop and make an apology.
>>6338440
dolphins have gay sex by putting it in the blowhole.
>mfw this whole thread so far
Especially this >>6338427
>>6338441
dolphins try to rape our women. it's a matter of time before they go for our men too.
and once they realize dolphin sex is better they'll leave us. we have to stop it asap.
>>6338461
Our men will leave us for dolphins?
>>6338464
unless we put laws to stop it, yes.
dolphin sex is simply superior in everyway, we can't compete.
>>6338460
>mfw this thread.
best thread currently in /lgbt/
>>6338469
We do it for the fun.
What if i eat the gator out for like 20 minutes and she's totally into it and i can tell her scaly gatorpussy is craving my dick?
Can i wreck that shit then?
>>6338809
If you had done it pre 2011, then yes.
>>6338809
People and gators can always have limits, maybe she's ok with having her gatorpussy licked but not full intercourse. But I'd say you're in an intimate enough situation to go for it without asking obnoxious questions.
>>6338809
Sorry, forgot what board I'm on.
I'd also be down to fuck a hot male or even a transgator.
I'm pangatorsexual.
>>6338816
When are people going to start posting athro lizards?
LEGITIMATE, 100% SERIOUS INQUIRY:
Are alligator scales sharp enough to pierce a condom? Cuz I really don't need no gatorbabymamadrama.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
>>6338836
I would be moire worried about zoonoses.
>>6338431
Alligators arent lizards you goober
>>6338467
Seconded for truth
>>6338433
I didn't consent to being eaten by the gator though. So why should I be concerned about whether or not it would consent to the rape?
Also on the whole I would say being eaten alive is worse than rape so we're already dealing with the less bad side of the equation.
>>6338832
Anon those are planes. It says so in the file name.
>>6339093
They act like lizards.
>>6338429
Dolphins can consent, it's YOUR consent what they don't give two shits about.
When a dolphin rapes you, for them it must be like you greeted someone on the street and they didn't greet you back.
>>6338832
im 29 and what is this
>>6338376
not really
>>6338382
you'd be surprised
>>6338401
hippies
>>6338433
who cares about consent?
>/lgbt/ thread about "funny things" immediately descends into a graphic discussion of bestiality.
And you wonder why every civilization that has ever existed has killed you people in the street.
>>6341392
I thought the japs and Athenians were cool with queers. No?
>>6341392
Never visit /k/
>>6341420
The difference is that /k/ is joking when they talk about screwing animals.
>>6341368
I'm so sad that's fake.
>>6341392
>graphic discussion of bestiality
uhhh... which is still pretty fucking funny
sorry you don't have a sense of humor, faggot
>>6341404
>the japs and Athenians
So your argument for homosexuality being OK is that these two groups did it? Let us review, briefly, who these groups are:
1) Asians who have spent thousands of years murdering their neighbors and got so butthurt when we asked them to stop that we had to burn their entire country to the ground and drop two (2) nuclear weapons on them before they knocked it off.
2) Greeks who institutionalized child rape to a level that made bacha bazi look like a trip to Disney world.
You're really treading on thin ice here, anon. I would advise you to pick a different tactic.
>>6338325
here you go
>>6343081
Fucking disgusting.
>>6343081
top kek
>>6343871
What the fuck kek
>>6343871
that's problematic
>>6338382
Didn't the Crocodile Hunter teach you anything?
>>6344846
He taught me that if you MMA a croc long enough, you might be rewarded with coitus.
>>6344795
>>6343937
I'm searching for more cancer to post.
>>6342521
>joking
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