>she's a transgirl
>she programs for a living
>she wears knee high socks
>she has a snakebite piercing
When did you realize you were a human meme?
>>6336790
>find a comfy transgirl
>she likes anime, Steven's Universe, cosplay, calls herself a weeb, kneesocks, Ru-Paul, and hairdye
Are these all red flags?
>>6336856
Yes. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me, anon.
>>6336856
Yes.
Find the girl that thinks /mtfg/ is full of losers and isn't actually autistic
>>6336790
>transgirl
>most programming I know is CSS
>I'll wear all kinds of legwear if it's cute
>only got my lobes pierced like a boring person
ho hum
>>6336926
Nah there's some sane transgirls out there, you're probably just spending too much time in mtfg.
>>6336790
>tfw I'm currently 2/4
>gonna be 3/4 soon
>>6336938
knee highs coming in the mail?
>>6336942
nope
snakebites soon
I'm not a fan of knee highs
>>6336926
>Basing your opinions entirely on 4chan
Leave ur parents basement once in a while bud
>>6336957
You can't make me normie.
>>6336790
>tfw 3/4
>thinking about piercings, so I might become 4/4
Wake me up
>>6336790
1/4, try again.
>>6337050
>being a tranny
>not knowing how to program so you can be the quirky hacker friend of the main character who says sassy lines about her girl tinkler while breaking into government mainframes
Are you even trying?
>>6336790
"How many things do you see in the picture?"
"There...are...FIVE...things in the picture. Five..."
>>6337059
I would rather be the main character of a show in the style of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where I'm a young trans girl that lives a normal girl life. That's it, senpai.
>>6337075
>Witch
>normal
I'm confused. Are you saying you'd have magical powers or not?
>>6337080
I said in the style of the show, as in filming and atmosphere, not having the witch powers. Though that would be cool to add on.
>>6337089
How can a show have an "atmosphere?" Like the way the fake houses they're in are decorated or something?
>>6337091
There are serious shows, dramas, and there are sitcoms. You're not going to tell me Friends is the same as Breaking Bad, are you?
>>6337103
One has a laugh track?
>>6336790
>Transgirl
>choosing course to study
>I'm easily best at designing and making things
>Mechanical engineering
>Feel like shit for doing it because I'll feel like a meme
At least I don't have those faggot socks.
>>6337104
Autism overload
>>6337104
There's a difference in subject matter as well.
>>6337109
>At least I don't have those faggot socks.
One day you'll look down and they'll be there and you won't remember how or why.
>>6336790
>trans
>shitty at everything STEM related
I wish i could be a programmer, make decent money at a desk job but no, i gotta be retarded
>>6337151
That's ok anon, the world needs tranny call girls too.
>>6337173
You're not a nice chaser.
>>6337210
What other job are you trying to get then? I'm pretty sure those are your two options, programmer or prostitute. I guess you could work at mcdonalds or something but why bother when you've already taken the leap and become a tranny? You might as well go all the way and get either a really great job or a really fucked up job.
>>6336790
>implying i have a job
>implying knee high socks aren't calf high on my man-height body
>implying i'm some kind of degenerate who has piercings
step up your game desu sempai
>>6337254
>piercings are degenerate
>being a tranny isn't
wew lass
>>6337260
hi sebastian
>>6337260
degeneracy is a choice
>>6336916
>CSS
>not even HTML
Cascading Style Sheets are not Turing complete unless coupled with HTML5 and then purely in an academic sense. Sorry but you are not a programmer.
>>6336790
When did you decide a skilled profession is a meme?
>>6337356
It's a meme. They apply for design jobs more than programming itself. You will hardly see a woman in back-end
piercing are gross
the only piercings i'd ever want are nipple piercings but i've heard you can lose sensitivity so no thanks
OP I get where you are coming from but just remember that programmers are fundamentally superior to non-programmers.
>>6336926
>go to """""gender therapist"""""
>cishet white woman
>Freud in the bookshelves
>asks if im autistic
>im not
>asks 2 more times
>no, I'm not autistic or Asperger's
>she doesn't believe I'm trans
>makes me come out to everyone and go full time to get HRT even though I'm american
>do
>forces me to buy a "psycho-evaluation" to see if I'm autistic or not
>im not
fucking bitch
>>6337875
P.S. and that C programmers are fundamentally superior to all other kinds of programmers.
>>6337887
>C programmers are too busy debating emacs vs vim to get anything productive done
>>6337805
>no belly button
>no ears
>no small and subtle nose piercing
step it up
memes aside
why are there so many trans programmers?
>>6337905
Because it requires minimal contact with cis people and pays well enough to afford SRS/FFS.
>>6337898
If you keep maligning the good name of the one true way I'll have to show you how -unsafe- pointers really are.
>>6337885
you may not be autistic but you're obviously retarded
>>6337916
Whatever. Youll be too busy manually setting bit lengths for memory buffers to do anything worthwhile :p
>>6337909
but I feel like it's more common than that
even a lot of late transitioners started in programming as a male
>>6337921
They don't call me the man with seven dereferences for nothing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA ATAAAAAH
You are already leaking memory.
>>6337986
Is this the true power of garbage collection...!
alt text: using Java is already a fate worse than death.
>>6338004
Lol at least its not RoR amirite
>>6337904
I don't want to loook like a 15 year old girl with daddy issues
YAAAS QUAAAAYN
>>6337961
easier to deal with isolation and pain behind a bright screen
>>6337887
There's literally no reason to use C anymore since C++ lets you do all of C only better. Even people who need extremely low level / low resource consumption programming for embedded systems use C++. Knowing either C or C++ does however make you better than modern Java / C# programmers.
>>6338384
I hate huge libraries and like small comfy libraries. C is petite and sexy and pretty. C++ is big and hulking and muscular and just not pretty at all.
>>6338439
you're just too afraid to move outside your comfort zone. there is no reason to use C anymore. it's not like you have to switch to perl
>>6338606
I hate OOP.
>>6336790
>tfw girlfriend is a meme
i like her more than pepe and dat boi.
>>6338820
tbqh heresy physicists are Chad-tier scum
>>6338713
Oh shid what up
>>6337885
Well are you autistic?
>>6336856
yesm except for her love of ru paul. He's great.
Knee socks might be ok
>>6337243
>What other job are you trying to get then? I'm pretty sure those are your two options, programmer or prostitute. I guess you could work at mcdonalds or something but why bother when you've already taken the leap and become a tranny? You might as well go all the way and get either a really great job or a really fucked up job.
guy here but sex work can be pretty good money if you're young and anywhere near hot. I mean, yeah, the gorgeous chicks (incl trannies) and super-buff/super twinky guys are gonna make shittons but even if you're neither you can make bank. Sign up at one of those 'escorts' sites if you don't believe me.
Insist on wrapping the dicks, fyi
>>6336790
Well, shit, now I need that book.
>>6344325
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQLUPjefuWA
>>6337059
With my skillset I'd probably be a better monster hunter.
>tfw never gonna be qt transgirl hunter killing demons with Dean Winchester
>>6344330
I just saw the preview of that. I'm one of the top Z80 programmers for mathematical algorithms. I've created and discovered some of the "fast" algorithms for arctangent and logarithms, as well as a cubic-convergence division that requires fewer operations to converge than any Goldschmidt.
>>6344532
Then you probably don't need that book.
>>6338674
lmao faggot
>>6344542
>Liking ENTERPRISE
>>6344545
>liking unemployment
>>6344547
>implying I'm not """proudly""" earning sub-minimum wage independently selling software on the internet
hold me
No women dress like that with those stripey socks and virtually no women are in programming. So this type of "trans girl" just gives off the impression that they are a totally masculine guy who just "fell for the tranny meme" or wanted to become their own gf.
I mean im glad that I just dress like a normal woman my age and that I am involved in a female dominated sector so that I dont get lumped in with these leage of ledgends playing, gamer headphones wearing webcam whoring """trans girls"""
>>6344565
I like you and I'm gonna let you finish but programming is the girliest profession of all time.
>>6337129
kek
>>6344583
actually both trans and cis girls have been quite influential in the history of informatics
>>6337885
sounds pretty autistic of you senpai
>>6344565
>women can't do programming
>working in comp sci or STEM is somehow masculine
That's pretty sexist desu.
>>6346069
>Forgetting Lynn Conway, patron saint of tranny EEs and yelling at Blanchard
How does a programmer tranny show their love to someone through coding?
>>6336790
Programmer tranny here.
I go to work on boymode with a game hoodie.
I look like a emo twink anyways.
I don't have piercings, tattoos and I also hate wearing those stripped socks. They look terrible.
I'm more into comfy turtlenecks, jeans and flat heels.
>>6346154
I don't understand what this gif is supposed to mean.
>>6337151
tried languages?
>>6337151
Are you sure you are bad at these things? Maybe you just lack confidence and a good teacher?
>>6336790
what the fuck is that shit on the right
>>6346173
It mean she's a qt and best girl in the series.
>>6344532
Why did you bother learning all that stuff when you're already really cute looking? That's not fair to ugly people who only have their intelligence going for them, you're supposed to only have one or the other.
>>6336790
>1/4
but I'm close; STEM databasing with light command line shit, i have a single pair i never wear, want to get a tongue piercing for that +4 to blowjobs though.
>>6346154
>I go to work on boymode with a game hoodie.
What game hoodie?
>>6336790
Hey, knee socks are comfy in the cold. Wear pants, knee-high boots and the knee socks under and you're going to be comfy and not look entirely like a spaz.
Plus, knee socks can be a major fun thing in the bedroom, especially if you find feet repulsive. (Or if you want a bit of mild bondage)
But, yeah, going out in a Japanese middle school uniform in knee socks, pigtails, and a MLP bag? Super duper creepy. And what's with trans-people getting all sorts of ridiculous facial piercings?
>>6349386
>But, yeah, going out in a Japanese middle school uniform in knee socks, pigtails, and a MLP bag? Super duper creepy.
Why would it be creepy if some one does that?
>>6349393
Not that person but it feels like playacting femininity. Not necessarily wrong but very strange for an adult to do that. I have long held to the "first night in own apartment" theory:
You're 21. You got a job. You just moved out and are on your own for the first time. Your domineering parents can't tell you what to do anymore. In celebration you spend the first month living in filth and eating whipped cream for breakfast. Only after you get utterly disgusted with yourself do you recalibrate and live like a respectable person. Transwomen are often the same in regards to femininity, overdosing on it at the beginning because they had to repress for so long. This is expressed in clothes and mannerism. This is why they often get stuck with twee hypergirly names too.
>>6347992
o.o I'm not sure if I'm flattered or creeped, so I'll go with the former.
You have to understand that I was really interested in this stuff since before puberty.
>C programmer
>study computer systems
It is the way of the one.
>>6337875
At least I'm not a fucking NEEEEERD!
hi
>tfw would love an mtf programmer gf but are a fetishist so could never truly love her
I want to go into medical field senpai (physician's assistant) but I'm afraid I'll only be taken as a joke. ; ___ ; should i give up and resign myself to programming? idon'twanttobeaprostitute
>>6336790
>is trans
Yep, got me there.
>Programs for a living
Sortof.. I work in networking and program network equipment if that counts.
>wears knee high socks
Fuck that shit. Those just make you look retarded, not to mention they tend to be WAY too colorful.
>snakebite piercing
Nah, just a nose stud.
Sorry, anon. Gonna have to try a lot harder than that.
>trans
>I'm a teaching assistant
> I wear knee highs at home sometimes with a big oversized jumper in the winter/fall
> no piercings
2/4 I'm half a meme I guess
>>6350035
Go medical field then.
You don't have to be a stereotype
>>6350172
Fucking liberals. A transwoman's place is in front of the keyboard.
>none of the above
Training to become a therapist! Doing some advocacy work with legislators next month. I dress kind of edgy and but I don't have tattoos, piercings (other than ears), or sultry socks.
I don't necessarily feel insecure about my style but honestly I don't feel very connected to or involved in a subculture unless you count LGBT. I do know an artist and part of me really wants to help them fix up and run their gallery space
Anyone else feel that sort of disconnect as well? It's not devestating for me, but I do see it as a void that needs to be filled sooner than later •_•
>>6350229
Wait, nvm. I'm definitely a trans girl. Hah!
>>6349322
I own more than one.
Borderlands, Mass effect and a half life one (gray with the black mesa logo).
My favorite is the borderlands one tho.
Also I need to check the FtM general and ask them for help since I need something to hold my boobs, it's starting to show and people give me weird looks.
>>6350309
Why are you still boymode?
>>6350318
I need the job also I think my relationship with my coworkers would go down the drain the moment I went there wearing a dress and makeup.
There's also the fact I don't think I pass yet, I look like a faggy twink with long hair, I'm saving for FFS and that vocal cord surgery in korea and maybe breast implants if I manage to start living as full girl.
Also not getting SRS until they find a way to make something that works like a cis female one (ignoring the womb obviously).
And finally I think I will need to find a new job when I'm done with all that stuff.
>>6350370
Good luck.
>>6350459
Thanks.
I'm trying my best to not waste any money other than what's strictly necessary like paying bills or eating like a student having to pay tuition.
I just hope I have enough before my 30s I wanted to enjoy my younger years as a normal girl before getting too old.
brb getting snake bite piercings
>>6336856
you just described your average young nerdy internet girl. congrats
>>6344532
ha nerd
>>6336926
your brain is just as rooted in physicality and bodily reality as the rest of your body, nigga
At least I don't program for a living.
>>6337151
IKTF
Funny thing is, computer science was actually my first major, but I was terrible at it. And I'd really like to try journalism, but that seems like it wouldn't be very trans-friendly. Fuck my life.
>>6351954
>implying cis girls are like that
Lmao don't kid yourself bro.
>>6338308
This, pretty much.
>be young and trans
>life sucks
>realize on the internet, I can be anyone I want
>start spending all my time there until computer stuff is pretty much all I'm good at
As trans issues become less of a taboo and more socially acceptable, expect the "trans programmer" to stop being a thing. Remember, nobody works in IT because they want to.
>>6352121
Cis girl here, like anime and cosplay, plan to watch SU when exams are over, sometimes call myself a weeb jokingly, used to dye my hair a lot (not anymore, but might return to it). No kneesocks or Ru-Paul, though.
>>6352223
I hate you.
>>6352101
what the fuck does trans-friendly even mean?
>>6352363
I'm sorry.
I know that you cannot really control what others think of you (unless you are actively being a jerk), but making others feel destructive emotions like hate is a shitty thing to do. I'm sorry I made you feel that way.
>>6352435
I hope this post is a joke and you're not actually a giant faggot
>>6352435
No, I don't really hate you. I'm just jealous because you're everything I wish I was.
>>6352731
I know that feel, anon.
>>6336916
Csgo is much better and has way more options for programming
>>6336790
>Yeah, unfortunately. But I'm not blabbing around about it.
>I tried, but failed pretty hard. I suck at math, not to mention programming. Only thing that I programmed in my life was washing machine and dishwasher.
>Nah, they're not that super. I don't know why everyone's obsessed about them.
>Piercing and tatoos are disgusting.
