>be me
>coming out to a friend as gay
>he is straight, we're both guys
>say that im gay
>braceforimpact.gif
>"so does that mean u like me"
>have to explain that i dont like him
>"so you dont find me attractive?"
>have to explain to him how being gay works
>doesn't understand
>calls me a pervert and leaves
>few weeks later
>christian neighbor comes to my house
>he rings the doorbell and i open the door
>"you need to repent to jesus"
>get bible verses shouted at me
>turns out he told the entire neighborhood
>neighborhood is very homophobic
>mfw entire neighborhood comes for me
>"you need to repent to jesus"
The correct answer is:
>"How can this affect my relationship with my mighty lord, Satan?"
>>6307972
Satan is a dickhead to be honest.
He never gets the Gay Agendas to our new members fast enough,
so they are nice until then.
and hes always late for our weekly pentagrams.
That's fucked up. Be well mate.
>be me
>coming out to a friend as gay
>he is straight, we're both muslim guys
>say that im gay
>"allahu Akbar!"
>have to explain that i dont like him
>"allahu Akbar?"
>have to explain to him how being gay works
>doesn't understand
>calls me a filthy kuffar and leaves
>few weeks later
>muslim neighbor comes to my house
>he rings the doorbell and i open the door
>"you need Allah"
>get Quran verses shouted at me
>turns out he told the entire neighborhood
>neighborhood is very homophobic
>mfw entire Muslim neighborhood comes for me and binds my hands, blindfolds me and publicly executes me
>mfw I'm dead and posting this from Jahannam
>be me
>coming out to a friend as gay
>he is straight, we're both jewish guys
>say that im gay
>"Goy??"
>gay not goy anon
>"Goy??"
>have to explain to him the difference between gays and goys
>doesn't understand
>calls me a filthy gentile and leaves
>few weeks later
>rabbi neighbor comes to my house
>he rings the doorbell and i open the door
>"you need Elokim"
>get Torah verses shouted at me
>turns out he told the entire neighborhood
>neighborhood is very homophobic
>mfw entire Jewish neighborhood comes for me and puts a kippah on my head and curls my hair
>mfw I'm a successful banker and am posting this from the white house
>be me
>coming out to a friend as a cis girl
>he is polyamorous homoromantic bisexual trans male
>say that im cis
>braceforimpact.gif
>"so does that mean ur rly rly str8?"
>have to explain that i dont like him
>"so you dont find me attractive?"
>have to explain to him how being cis works
>doesn't understand
>calls me a cissy and leaves
>few weeks later
>snowflake neighbor comes to my house
>xe rings the doorbell and i open the door
>"die you privileged, transphobic piece of cis scum"
>get Whipping Girl verses shouted at me
>turns out he told the entire neighborhood
>neighborhood is very cisphobic
>mfw entire neighborhood comes for me
Shouldn't have rejected your friend, fampai.
>be me
>coming out to a friend as gay
>he is straight, we're both guys
>say that im gay
>"cool"
>get drunk and watch movies all night
I miss having degenerate roommates.
>>6308725
>get Whipping Girl verses shouted at me
ayyyy
>>6308743
hey excuse me while i steal your friend
>>6308625
kek
>>6308743
sometimes i think i annoy gay guys, i always ask them sex questions and shit
there fucking interesting
i wish i could ask agy guys questions all fucking day dude
>>6308282
But Islam is LGBTs greatest ally, anon. How dare you
>>6314038
Goy?
>>6308743
>get drunk and watch movies all night
How is that degenerate? Sounds downright wholesome if you ask me.
hey fags, is it possible if you cuddled with a straight guy you wouldnt get emotionally or sexually excited
>>6314122
I don't know if you cuddled with a lesbian would you get emotionally or sexually excited?
>>6307938
Hahahaha.
>baby's first coming out
now you know what not to do in your new neighborhood after you move away from that one. Good job retard.
>>6314122
it depends
>>6307938
>"so does that mean u like me"
That's the straight male version of "do I look fat in these pants".
>>6307938
>>have to explain that i dont like him
Why don't you like him anon? Do you think you are too good for him? Frankly with the way you cavalierly toyed with his emotions you deserve some negative blowback.
