what is love? baby don't hurt me edition
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>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No tumblr shit
>No *actions*
>No drama
>No accusing all anons of being trolls
>No accusing all anons of being trolls
wew ;~;
>tfw people can't distinguish obvious trolls from people who don't want to attentionwhore
>>6282437
>what is love?
When a guy sends you gunpla
Love is a buttfull of cum
I'm a girl, someone give me attention.
>>6281015
stale bread
>>6282385
yeah but i cannot get AAs for ages, maybe not until i am 18 and probs failed college because of feeling shit ;(
There's great timelines then there's pics like this.
>One year on HRT : )
I can't believe people who shave half their hair off.
>>6282446
I only became a girl for the free gunplas.
>>6282440
in summary
>online we fall in love with avatars and not people
>the risk free aproach is too tempting but not too good
>we focus too much on finding some mental model of what we want instead of meeting someone else
>love is more about dealing with shit together than being a correct match
>>6282415
ooh nice. I've never had the taste for italian, but I hear that it's great
>>6282419
>based on virtual avatars
>>6282446
source?
>>6282452
oh hey I remember seeing their timeline
What the fuck were they thinking
>>6282437
>what is love? baby don't hurt me edition
>tfw at resutaurant
>tfw bf talks about future, moving adoption and marriage
>tfw he still doesnt want to casually abuse me physically
at least my right bewb is still bruised ._
>>6282460
yeah, I had a pretty good day yesterday, so today I am inevitably feeling horrible, but that was still kinda nice.
>>6282456
same desu
>>6282457
ah, i see
i figured with love you need a lot of give and take, patience, and working together to make it last
however, you need to find the right person that you're willing to put up with all this shit for
that's the tricky thing
>>6282464
I don't remember but this scene seems amusing as heck so I'm gonna look it up too
>>6282419
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5t8rVglFc [Embed]
I blame Weird Science for my /ss/ fetish. I wanted those kids to do nasty things to me. I'm glad it's one of those fetishes that don't interest me irl, but people should never know of my secret.
>haven't seen your friend for a year
>he returns from abroad
>before he left he thought i was weird and eh
>now he pretty much wants to lick my face
>asked if i want to go for a 2 week holiday w him
First time someone says i have changed a lot that has known me before, hormones aren't useless after all ;3
why is there no demand for daughter doms :(
want to buy mommy
Daily reminder
>>6282470
>>tfw he still doesnt want to casually abuse me physically
if he does that in public people would freak up and call the police at some point.
Tfw I fapped to this
I've been on HRT for about 7 months now, when do I stop pooping?
>>6282476
that's the best feeling
one of my friends went to jail before i transitioned and then when he came back and met the new me he couldn't stop gushing about me
>>6282477
>why is there no demand for daughter doms :(
want to buy mommy
>implying there isn't a demand
>>6282447
Dammit
>>6282476
I haven't seen my best friend from high school for about a year now.
I'm hoping it's a while before I see him and he thinks I look different... I just need hrt to keep going.
So... Will spiro make me infertile? For example, If I'm one it for 5 months?
>>6282486
In order to achieve full tru trans and never poop like cis girls you need to induce the constipation side effect of spiro
>>6282486
>I've been on HRT for about 7 months now, when do I stop pooping?
If you haven't stopped pooping by at most 1 month you were never meant to be a girl, hun
Being a healslut isn't that bad I guess. Watching your teammates mop up kills like crazy thanks to you being a good fluid druid is a good feel. I blame the estrogen for this.
>>6282457
I feel like saying something about this but since I got literally no experience with irl anything it's probably a worthless opinion.
>>6282337
*HUGS*
You only know what you know at the time so don't beat yourself up to hard. I too passed before HRT. Before learning I was Klinefelter's I thought it was due to my youth back then. I was 14 to 16 when I was crossdressing and passing without hormones. I even had a small bit of feminine fat layer. Just do my hair up, put some makeup on, and tuck. I also didn't know I was IS until I saw my medical records from birth. Nobody on the net to badger back then, but I could see the jealousy in other tranny's eyes. Especially the older late transition ones. Still some of them were real nice and helped a lot.
>>6282479
Pretty accurate desu
Gotta love this place anyway.
>>6282496
This is the worst news of my life...
>>6282494
That's kind of one of those things that they warn you about when you start hrt...
Have you been self-medding?
>>6282494
my penis in your butt will make you infertile.
>>6282494
If you're even remotely concerned about that sort of thing just don't bother and fuck off.
It took 7 months but I finally managed to destroy every aspect of my life and I guess I'm free to commit suicide whenever I'd like now.
I'm going to sleep now.
Hopefully I won't wake up.
I probably will anyway.
If I do, see you then.
Night.
>>6282447
If you have cum in each hole, is it more love?
>>6282488
is there a demand?
im selling myself
>>6282483
no I meant at home. in public that would be weird.
but like, rough sex is nice and stuff and evry fulfilling, but it would be nice to get a few semi-lasting effects out of it. ideally broken ribs or something maybe.
>>6282497
Mercy is the best subby healslut thing ever
>ability flies you closer to your protector
>pure healing
>if anyone dies you get to say fuck that you're stuck alive with me again
>>6282511
>ehe, how did that end?
Never really went anywhere, he's on the other side of the country.
>>6282512
I'm buying~.
>>6282508
please don't
>>6282508
or have an absolute fresh start. and then kys.
>>6282496
>post op
>still pooping
Explain
>>6282510
Yes, absolutely! Love is a function of holes filled of the form l(h) = 2^h where h = holes
>>6282514
if you break a bone you'll have troubles going to classes and you won't get your degree in time to support your bf.
It's so cold, my nipples are harder than diamonds, help ;_;
>>6282514
I don't know you're probably too frail, might be worried he'll hurt you too much.
Still don't get why you'd like to get your ribs broken though.
>>6282518
you obviously are AGP and are living a lie, hun :^)
>>6282514
Why would you want that? Srsly, I have seen people in abusive relationships - that shit ain't good
>>6282486
Huh I still poop once a week. After years on HRT
>>6282514
but if he does lasting damage he won't be able to hurt you every day. you're not thinking about the long run when he's considering marriage, you're awful.
>>6282515
>Mercy is the best subby healslut thing ever
She's a ton of fun ye but feels horrible when youre playing with awful pugs and they cant hit a damn thing or do anything useful, top fun with friends.
>if anyone dies you get to say fuck that you're stuck alive with me again
>tfw potg is me ressing 4 people just to see them being mowed down in half a second
I'm helping!
>>6282522
Share body heat with someone.
>>6282511
I've only been doing hrt for a month and a half though. I think I'm noticing incredibly minute, nearly placebo changes but it's not enough for others.
We're probably going to go to a convention in November regardless of how little we've seen other since. I'm sure I can scare the shit out of him by then. That'd be... 7 months into hrt. He hasn't even seen how fucking long my hair is yet. Worst case scenario, at least my hair will be disgustingly long by then.
>>6282522
I want to be in this sub-80°F place you speak of
>>6282496
you mean to tell me that I can get to a point where I don't have to shit anymore, ever??
>>6282537
yeah silly, girls don't poop
>>6282537
of course hon! after the first week of HRT my poophole turned into a vagina I didn't poop from then on and now a real girl :))))
Someone teach me to act like a girl.
>>6282540
then you better come to my house and fuck me senseless like the AGP fetishist you are. :^^^^^)
>>6282546
I just act like a huge faggot. It's pretty close.
>>6282540
I eat enough. My doc said it's ok. They even did colonoscopy to make sure that everything is right.
>>6282521
I have a legal way to import synthetic morphine, wouldnt be too worried about that. also I am pretty pain resistant
>>6282524
yeah, he likes me too much to actually hurt me. its kind of sad, and nice at the same time. I dont know what Ive done to deserve someone as good as him.
>>6282527
because I hate myself and want him to kill me in a painful way at some point. I am just trying to deal with the
>tfw degenerate mutilated man in a dress
feeling. I realize its not very smart, but I cant help it. he protects me from myself a lot though, so no reason to worry.
>>6282529
>you're awful.
youre right, but I dont know how to get around this dilemma
>silent hill pachinko machines for as low as $80
anyone considering this?
>>6282546
Start stretching your butthole
>>6282531
i hope so
its really nice to realize that something happened
because like old people around you wont say anything usually ( they dont realize bcus see you daily) and its like Q_Q Nothings happening.
>>6282553
if you get morphine then you wouldn't feel the rough sex
>TFW without a genetic disease, transitioning post puberty, and with boatloads of surgery and cancer giving hormones you'll always be a faggot in a dress.
At least I'll get to suck cocks.
>>6282555
If I were allowed to spend that amount of money on a single thing then totally
>>6282552
wait you really only poop once a week? the fugggg
>tfw playing all dva vs all pharah game
>>6282543
oooooooh that makes sense
>>6282565
Yeah. I thought that was normal. But when I wrote about it on the internet people lost their shit (kek) and said I should see a doctor imminently.
>tfw Edie try's to convince you she is XXY and is going to die of lupus because of small not to uncommon uniquous defects
>>6282560
no, morphine only for uni of course.
>>6282447
did your ex cum in your axe wound?
I think I'll need braces. Fuck wisdom teeth desu.
>>6282518
>tfw you actually suck at math
>>6282571
To be fair you should pretty much always see a doctor over trust the internet for health advice.
>>6282575
hey, Faye, you like cooking, right?
I keep seeing that to get bread with that nice shiny crust you have to put some water in the oven before the bread, but a lot of people say you're gonna destroy any container you use for the water. Have you tried it? any tips?
>>6282577
>sophie in charge of moderation with drugs
Who here /growing marijuana for personal use/?
Considering trying since I found some incredibly cheap seeds and it looks easy enough. Good idea?
Hello!
I had a delightful nap
>tfw you realise your not trans, your just depressed
>>6282575
I am not a bio person, but the most over-selfdiagnosed thing in trannies is probably intersex. I dont believe that ever unless chromosomes get tested, judging from your post, my approach is the right one?
>>6282583
not a good idea? :^)
>>6282582
but I did...
I have anemia, good night <3
>>6282575
my heart is gonna explode and i'm gonna bleed out of my midshaft urethra and it's gonna be all ur fault
I feel dumb for not realizing row 1 to row 2 very likely had ffs involved since her nose and face got narrower.
God damn did she get hot though.
>>6282584
i tried and it was horrible, i made every single possible mistake and maybe even more.
>>6282584
I would if I had a garden, seems kind of annoying to grow inside and it can smell pretty strongly I've heard.
>>6282593
who?
>tfw pretty much all cute femboys are gay
whyyy ;___;
>>6282593
Aaand what the hell am I talking about. This would have helped for all those in the thread who aren't mind readers.
>>6282587
good thing you can only have one mental issue at a time
>>6282580
Not for a few weeks
>>6282581
;~;
>>6282548
With what?
>mfw the progesterone hits
>>6282588
Faye's mostly right to advise caution, BUT karyotypes are expensive, rarely done and a lot of the time even official diagnoses tend to rely on the checklist of symptoms being filled up.
>>6282479
>rage faces
Somebody call the Epic Department. That or send this meme back to whenever it was relevant.
>>6282597
Men have such an appeal
I'm not too sure I even like girls.
>>6282555
>tfw theres a pachinko machine in my room
>>6282585
Good afternoon Red!
>>6282581
>I think I'll need braces. Fuck wisdom teeth desu.
Teeth problem are the worst, hope you get more competent doctors than I did.
>>6282599
Rhinoplasty literally can not come soon enough.
>>6282601
I don't know to be hon. You may not have a penis but we will figure out a way.
>>6282599
Damn, I didn't realise Kate from LOST was played by a tranny
>>6282588
Like if you literally have breasts and hips and are really tall with a small penis and no beard, you should probably get tested, but never assume you have any disease.
>>6282583
Shiney crust comes from an egg yolk glaze that you brush on
>>6282587
> tfw you're both trans and depressed for non-trans reasons as well
>>6282607
Like I get more turned on by other girls than boys but like i'd prefer to be with a guy
is that weird?
>>6282605
>BUT karyotypes are expensive, rarely done and a lot of the time even official diagnoses tend to rely on the checklist of symptoms being filled up.
karotype tests are mandatory in europe as part of getting diagnosed. cause to be trans you need to have normal chromosomes
>>6282617
exactly! thank you
>>6282592
Just let me lick your vangenis and make you forget about it bb
>>6282621
Well, does the guy have to be feminine?
>>6282621
I'm pretty much the same.
Girls are slightly more aesthetically appealing, but guys make better companions.
>>6282611
>Like what?
>It's pretty foolproof as far as I can tell
I didn't build an indoors or anything, just tried to grow it with natural light. I had parasytes, not enough light during the day, not enough darkness during the night, I think I watered it in wrong amounts at wrong intervals, when changing the pot I hurt the roots... a lot happened. the end result was an hermaphrodite with tiny crops and very little effect. still free though so it evens out...
>>6282603
Oh yeah? Contouring? Does that work from more than just the front angle? What level of illusion magic is this?
>>6282608
Fucking same. I'm trying to set money back but other medical needs are eating it alive.
>>6282597
Find a cute transbian that's okay with pretending to be a femboy then.
>>6282626
Yes. I find them cuter
idk im weird i guess
>>6282628
Oh shit.
Couldn't get like $70 lights from Amazon and do it in your closet?
>>6282599
Could be angle, lighting, hair, eyebrows, expression, makeup.
Her chin is almost definitely hrt. Her nose at 4 looks kind of different but the light flushes out a lot of details.
>>6282624
It depends which country but from what you've said, I'm not surprised the german system clings to this bullshit. Also GID-NOS was the category for intersex (even then, Cohen Kettenis was pushing for the changes to GD partly for that reason).
>>6282635
closets don't always have the space and ventilation you need.
$70 is more than I was willing to put into it tbhon
>>6282625
>vangenis
Thread is quiet, post shit memes
>>6282629
I'm putting money aside from transition stuff in general but it's going to take fucking forever to get enough to travel abroad & get nose and chin fixed with all the running expenses.
>>6282597
>>6282630
This could be me though I'm not very cute but since I don't pass I don't need to pretend the femboy mode.
>>6282648
>>6282625
post your feet
>>6282639
That kind of reminds me of the suspicion I entertain that hrt is more of an art portfolio of getting better at taking pictures with better angles+lighting+make up to make yourself more fem and the physical effects of hrt are all a lie.
>>6282639
>I'm not surprised the german system clings to this bullshit.
I actually think that makes sense. Being intersex puts you in a distinctly different spot from being a normal tranny. treatment should be the same, but I dont think its the exact same. assuming I had XXY chromosomes and everything else was the same in my life, Id be lot happier
but maybe thats cause I am retarded, Idk.
>>6282660
exactly. barely anyone that started after 20 passes 100% irl. I sure as hell dont. I can take pretty pictures though
>>6282633
I understand. Being a femboy is fun!
My memebox order came!
>>6282664
>tfw started at le meme age of 18 and never been gendered female.
1.5 years of the hon lyfe
>>6282664
>tfw 22 and no hrt yet
Shall I kill myself y/y
>>6282664
>>6282664
>barely anyone that started after 20 passes 100% irl. I sure as hell dont.
Pretty much what I figured when I started at 25.
The good thing is you don't need 100% though. The rest of your presentation has to carry you the rest of the way. If you can get "close enough" people will just assume.
Reminds me of a phrase my transbian friend I has who is 10 months hrt, she says the way she looks and acts "gets the point across".
>>6282653
Derrida is best philosopher <3
>>6282664
>Being intersex puts you in a distinctly different spot
It really mostly doesn't. People don't see your chromosomes. You're still just a fucking tranny to bigots.
The only people I've known who were seriously transphobic but didn't hate on people with KS who transitioned are self-loathing trannies who acted like a post puberty diagnosis of KS made them not trans.
>>6282669
I'm not a femboy, I just like femboys
what is memebox :?
>>6282682
I am a femboy :3
It's a Korean beauty product company
>tfw mommy talk gets your sissy stick dripping wet
>tfw LSD
>>6282694
But why is grass purple?
>>6282674
the meme age is 14
>>6282675
I started at 23.
>>6282678
you misunderstand what I mean.. 100% pass in this context means never getting clocked. and barely anyone here can do that.
>>6282681
I guess I am not constructivist enough to follow that train of thought.
>>6282689
You are?
>>6282692
> sissy stick
Can we at least go back to calling them girl tinklers or something?
>>6282698
>even 14 is not safe
we are domed ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>6282698
>100% pass in this context means never getting clocked. and barely anyone here can do that.
Oooh. Gotcha.
>>6282694
Oh hey, psychedelic art that's reasonably accurate for once
>>6282697
For the same reason the moon is orange... and then yellowey... and sometimes red.
Does anyone know if stav strashko used to take anti androgens?
>>6282702
I too prefer to refer to it as a gt
>>6282702
I thought they were clitties, also my bell went off.
t. Stephanie
>>6282515
>Reinhardt will never pat your head and call you a good girl.
>>6282704
If you didn't start in the womb you're never going to pass in the eyes of God.
>looking for youth hostels to stay at between ending uni and finding a permanent residence
>nearest two are both out in the countryside over a mile away and cost £38 a night
am I doing this wrong? what's the website for this stuff? i just used google
I tried looking on booking.com for cheap ordinary hotels but it's like £1,500-2,000 if I want to stay for 4 weeks
>>6282666
You should get genetically tested so you know
>>6282710
stav does (they probably did)
>>6282712
>bell went off
What is this meme?
Who are the top ten lolcows of mtfg?
>>6282715
>tfw you will never grope genji's perfect synthetic ass
I've noticed how most passing trans women are the lanky type. This isn't a bad thing, but maybe all that angular bone structure and model tier height is something to capitalize on instead of wish away?
Never any trans guys who weren't stocky bears, though.
>>6282707
Yeah, this artist is really cool.
Elanna I did LSD with my friend and it was awesome!
>>6282599
People IRL keep pointing out that my nose changed a lot. Just from HRT and weight loss.
>>6282725
its from the tgirl hon meme guide
>>6282694
what if I want to do drugs with you
>>6282722
>over a mile away
thats not a lot....
I spent like 6 weeks in manchester in hotels when I did an internship there in 2012, nights were like 30-110€ probably average around 60-70. it wasnt cheap. if you want something affordable you will probably have to go out of big cities
>>6282735
I'd probably say "heck yeah that sounds like fun."
>>6282715
Whenever I see that name I think of pic related.
Still OK with it to be honest famalam
>>6282725
When you reach the ripe old age of 40+2/kid, as a succesful married man, your bell rings and you realize it's time to be a succesful t-girl desu.
If you were with men before that point, I'm sorry girl, but you're just a crossdressing fag.
>>6282730
Finally someone else realizes it.
Yes, accentuate your legs if you're tall, because while being torso tall is bad, being leg tall is hot.
>>6282719
>hear this
me tfw hon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjkNNDuAb9A
>>6282725
It's a hon thing, you wouldn't get it.
Anyone else diagnosed with all three at a young age:
Depression, anxiety, ADHD?
Also screening for autism, bipolar, personality disorders, and neurological disorders otherwise (seemingly) unrelated.
>>6282730
Exactly. If you look at trans models, they tend to be quite lanky.
>tfw manlet
>tfw not sure if I'll pass
>>6282746
No. And thank god. It disqualify you from HRT here.
Which trips do you want to take out to dinner and fugg?
>>6282746
anxiety and depression only
I'm not autism :3
>>6282727
Sass!
>>6282719
>tfw passing drops to the genetic uterine level
awh, jenny started when she was only one cell old. Why can't I have all of my cells pass like her?
>>6282752
I'm booooored Elanna :(
>>6282756
I want to fuck faye and every part of her body
Hi Hi Hi
How is everyone?
>>6282746
Not that specific mix but similar issues. But somehow they never picked up on my gender dysphoria. Maybe that was my fault for hiding it too well, although maybe I'm lying to myself and that didn't really start until much later. Who knows.
>>6282746
i have the holy trinity of asperger, ad(h)d and tranny although only sperg diagnosed at young age with some anxiety shit too
>>6282760
>tfw your dna will never pass in a crime scene
They're going to be able to tell I'm a man from analyzing the semen on the body.
>>6282738
awww <3 <3 <3
so nice
>tfw still havent dared to ask bf if I am allowed to get weed for us
>>6282756
Sass! Tru AGP master race here
>>6282746
Tested for autism. "Maybe on the spectrum but not enough of the symptoms for a diagnosis".
>>6282764
I feel like crap :(
Hung out with my sister yesterday and she works with kids, so I think I caught something
My throat is super sore and I'm really tired
>>6282743
>long legs
>but very thick
Genetics lottery hates me
>>6282756
Ufufu, red second choice but only barely
>>6282746
They thought I was on the spectrum for a bit when I was younger. does that count
>>6282681
idk, i feel like being intersex would help with self acceptance even if it rly changed nothing, considering i still struggle with being a mutilated man in a dress
>TFW I need more activity.
>tfw Walking around in heals I'm fine, but in flats, OW!!! I need to start stretching more so I can switch back and forth between heals and flats.
>>6282777
Awww ;~;. I feel. I hate being sick.
Id pat you on the head if i could. Hope you get better.
>>6282768
I think I'm just going to go for the faggoty androgynous guy look and see what happens when I get there. I'm probably fucked in the boobs department so I bet I could do that indefinitely if everything else fails me.
>>6282778
I'd fuck you. I don't know why you don't pass
>>6282764
Mostly okay. Waiting to hear from somebody that was having trouble in the past few days. She's usually asleep at this time of day so I'm not hugely worried, just a little bit in general because I know she's been going through difficult stuff. Otherwise an uneventful day.
>>6282778
>nikky bdd posting again
>>6282761
Why not vidya?
>>6282746
Also screening for
ALLERGIES at a young age, other rare immune problems and endocrine issues, pituitary issues, etc.
>>6282755
No it doesn't and I don't even get your meme.
>>6282758
I figure everyone had the depression and anxiety. That's a given. More important is the ADHD behavior. I attribute it to my disconnect from body now. It was a false diagnosis and now that I'm who I should be the concentration parts are gone. I am hyperactive but I'm not a mess.
>>6282765
Don't dwell, they and you didn't know. It's why I'm polling for information. I'm planning to revolve my life around cutting the trans "community" from the LGB Band. It's not similar, and I personally take more offense to be mixed in with those types. It's like looking at a midget or someone who autism and adding them to LGBT. Society (I'm 25) was very different 10 years ago, and most people older than about 30 literally cannot fathom the differences, most of which are made online.
>>6282774
Same with all of us. They used to hand out diagnosis like candy to boost their professional status. I just use my false diagnosis to scam IEP money through college / high-school. Thanks America. >>6282781
No. You're average and probably more stable than most cis.
>>6282768
>Being intersex makes u look more female than someone who is a normal xy male
No it doesn't. Either you have no visible differences or you look like a gangly freak.
>>6282756
Phienchen, not really fugg though, maybe drunkenly make out just to regret it in the morning
Also
>sister asks what trans groups I go to last night
>deflect it by saying I'm gonna get dinner
>she's really butch and has a tumblr and stuff so normally I retort by telling her "you know it's okay if you come out as FtM, I won't tell anyone" and pulling that whole bit in total earnest
>posts a pic showing off her friend's dog today
>"hi woman"
>realise she's wearing one of my shirts in the pic
>"oh I see you're just deflecting it onto me because you're finding it harder and harder to repress your FtM urges" etc.
>"omg shut up" etc. a few times over, then "shut up you mtf hoe"
>"it's just my goth phase idgi"
>"you look like a woman, you are trans af"
>"just because I have tits and stuff doesn't mean I'm trans, I'm considering it might be a chromosomal thing if anything"
>"nah you're trans"
>"p-please I couldn't ever be a woman lol, have you see my jaw"
>"there's always surgery"
>proceeds to tell me about FFS
>"but I don't have that kind of money"
>"you look like a girl anyway last time I saw you so you'd better get used to it"
>tfw people you're not even out to hugbox you
>tfw not sure how much she's joking and how much she actually knows anymore
I'm s-still in the closet, right?
>>6282788
leave me alone elenna measurements don't lie.
I fucking hate this game.
>>6282769
I think there was a bones episode where she was bitching about people who had gotten FFS
>>6282778
;~;
>>6282788
I don't want to play games today.
Besides there is nothing to play
>>6282778
I'm unironically jealous. Thick legs are not a negative at all.
>>6282784
I got some strawberry banana flavor cough drops so I do feel less shit but still pretty bad
>>6282785
Fwiw I do think that if u throw enough female cues at people like me e.g., wearing skirts and dresses, makeup and gaudy huge jewelry, people will gender u correctly most of the time. Doesn't mean they won't know tho and are usually just being polite because what the fuck else are you going to say to someone who clearly looks like a man pretending to be the little girl
>>6282789
Honestly, it wouldn't suprise me if I was afflicted with the tism. It would explain my music taste and my general inability to get on with anyone.
>>6282768
>one person slips up
>suddenly it's another week or two of "I'll never pass ;-;"
>>6282788
This's bdd meme needs to die.
As nikky said, her measurements don't lie.
>>6282793
not sure theres point in denying it at that point considering she seems at least somewhat accepting too
>>6282796
You went homo
>>6282794
I guess it's a good thing that people don't take your measurements when they're checking you out, because they sure as shit ain't clocking that body.
>>6282802
>tfw this still happens
>>6282793
you fucked up what the fuck NOELLE?
It's like your not even trying to hide it
>>6282790
Ya ur right. That explains why even after testosterone titchbits looked like a failing ftm and now she had cis tier hips even tho she started transitioning at 26
>>6282791
awww <3
>>6282768
I feel that without intersex condition an starting transition post puberty/post weightlifting repression I'll always be some 3rd rate faggot in a dress.
>>6282789
>After several screening sessions
"Ok everything seems to be normal. I can give you a letter now"
"Doc, could we discuss BDD for a moment?"
"Do you think you have it? Are you sure? I already wrote you a letter than you don't have any mental problems"
"N-no..."
>>6282812
Literally me. Sry
>>6282809
I thought you were supposed to be intelligent?
Jesus christ it's cold and it isnt even winter yet.
>>6282798
Thick legs are GREAT for high heels. But you can't wear high heels when you are 5'11
>>6282799
;~; hope you feel better
I got to go now
>>6282793
There is a 0% chance she doesn't know.
>>6282778
I wish my skin was that good.
>>6282814
>raw measurements
How do I measure... I know I need circumference for some things and width for others... but I'm not sure which.
>>6282824
Tall girls in heels are hot as hell desu
>tfw will never be intersex
>>6282824
Thick legs are great no matter what you're wearing on your feet.
>>6282833
>Tall girls are hot
>>6282699
Yup! I'm a boy!
>tfw u take a nap but then u wake up and ur still alive
>>6282752
Plenty. It's too long to post, so here's a pastebin about it.
http://pastebin.com/qi0AB0iA
>>6282820
Yah you can
Also your legs are nice as fuck so you should at least try it
>>6282809
>tfw all the signs of being xxy but really just a man
>>6282812
Not really. That murdering psychotic bitch that used to be a US war drone transitioned and now just looks like a big female. She is about half way down the transition timeline on Imgur.
>>6282813
I tried my best to hide my mental afflictions, I was going to become Jason Bourne and save the world. I knew I was smart enough when I was 11 and started training. By 15 I was a small time fraudster and online hacker. A few years later and real Internet Security became the norm and I spent my time revolving pointlessly around politics. I always assumed I was still gonna get huge like Jason bourne
At 24 I'm a broke ass college drop out NEET fiction author at best. I am intersex, I see it now, the lack of hair. I always knew hermaphrodite was one of my favorite concepts, but now after hormone tests it's confirmed like I'm a legit hybrid. I look male only because of my gorgeous penis but the rest is pretty fucking girly. The hair starts half way down my leg and the rest is silky smooth. Tits and ass not withstanding, I'm basically a female already. Just need more time on HRT I'm responding to it very well, though I worry about clots and such now...
>>6282835
Everyone is a bit intersex. Your brain is a female it probably means a bit more is female too. I have no science to back that up, but it's my observation since I became a fake scientist.
>tfw your nipples get hard and tingly for no reason
Wut
>>6282843
You should buy some lips.
>>6282828
It's not that good.
>>6282835
Actually becoming an XX/XY chimera at this stage probably isn't impossible. If you get a bone marrow transplant from a cis female you'd end up with XX blood cells, for instance, and there are probably other options. I don't think there would be any benefit, mind you, but it could probably be done.
>>6282852
You know, you're the second person to say that in the thread today...
>>6282853
I think instead maybe I will just detransing and not worry about this anymore
>>6282846
I'm gonna read this too if you don't mind.
>>6282800
U just need the ultimate sign of being a female. A tall manly boyfriend/husband.
Having a girlfriend is ruining your game...and people can see it in your eyes, in you're giving away subconscious cues about not being a hetero woman
>>6282771
eheh
>>6282860
You look good and you should not detransition.
>>6282854
Way better than mine. I also got pretty large discolorations on the back of my knees and stretchmarks on the front. Also way worse bone structure.
>>6282862
Of course, go ahead.
>>6282742
did you even read the text or you just fully trust the memes? at no point it says "you're bell can't ring at age 12-39", what is says is that transitioning when you're not sure was a bad idea in the 80's when you had no law and no medical coverage. It's pretty much trying to shush away transtrenders, just like 4chan does.
