Cis Lesbian General: Qt glasses edition
Do you like glasses on chicks? Are most women more attractive with glasses, or without? Post cute girls with glasses.
This thread is the dedicated to AFAB lesbian discussion of adorable women with poor eyesight. Get filters while they're still sexy: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
Bisexuals, transgender lesbians, and men with questions, please respect the board and direct your post to the correct general (bigen, tlgen, etc).
Busted bullshit : >>6260101
Ahh, the sweet bliss of seeing my waifu next to all my posts
>>6268307
Holy shit, that was the exact example I was thinking of. What the fuck.
>>6268323
I'm literally psychic.
But yeah no I was also thinking She's All That through that exchange.
Right glasses can flatter woman's looks, wrong ones may make a pretty girl look like a hipster that wears glasses she doesn't actually need at all.
Pic related belongs to first category, obviously.
>>6268331
Amazing. Is it that iconic or have we just watched the same teen movies?
>>6268371
I dunno. My guess is a little from column A and a little from column B. It was a pretty popular 90s movie. I'd guess we're probably about the same age, and most people our age have seen it.
And it's also such an egregious example of that trope.
>tfw have glasses
>tfw think I'd look better without them
>>6268383
There is absolutely no rule, pic related is slightly more recent pic of >>6268336
>>6268383
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So who here a giant sack of shit? Wanna cloister our shitsacks together and seclude ourselves from all the non shitsacks? We can slowly rot together. Our compost just might help produce something beautiful some day, but first we must rot.
Let's decay, my friends.
>>6268472
Hi again, geoanon.
I'll cloister with you.
>>6268307
I love a cute girl in glasses! It's part of my "type." I think girls look way cuter wearing them. Makes them look smarter (huge turn on for me) and more sophisticated. Like, mmm girl, teach me math. God that's hot.
>>6268377
Makes sense. None of my same-age friends really watched American teen movies so I have trouble gauging that kind of thing.
>tfw you're curled up in bed under a pile of blankets with your cat and your comic books
fells gud
>>6268577
I'll teach you math bb
>>6268649
I think all my similar-age friends know She's All That. Well, the female ones anyway. I dunno what's up with the dudes.
Even though I don't have a gf, I have frequent anxiety and mild panic attacks about her (hypothetically) cheating on me. Is this normal lesgen?
I've had two gfs over my lifetime, and neither of them ever cheated (I think). What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>6268737
>people autistic as you have had two gfs
>I haven't had any.
When will Bernie become prez and impose socialist policies to bring about the equitable redistribution of qt gfs!?
>>6268737
>Is this normal lesgen?
Nnnnnnnnnnnope.
>>6268763
Bernie is dead, anon.
Look out for an average-height asian dyke candidate who always wears a gold star pin on the lapels of her classy tailored italian suits. 4046. It's gonna happen.
>>6268472
seek help
>>6268737
I've been cheated on. It sucks, but you get over it and move on.
>>6268763
that's not how socialism works. the government just takes the qts from the wealthy capitalists and gives them to the political oligopoly and their cadres. you have to work hard and earn a gf of your own.
>>6268772
Why would anyone who can figure out how to live for over two thousand years even need to run?
>>6268781
>I've been cheated on. It sucks, but you get over it and move on.
I've been cheated on. Easier said than done. I moved on years ago, but I never fully got over it. Thinking about it still pisses me off.
I had a mini panic attack when I saw a new thread made. I think this means I need another vacation. But Overwatch is so fun.
>>6268799
How do you think she got to be that old?
>>6268781
>>6268799
Throw me into the sucks-but-you-get-over-it camp
>>6268810
I needed to post my waifu, man. I was jonesing.
>>6268810
Goddamnit, I can't believe The Forever Queen of 4047 New Lestopia is ignoring her first loyal followers for a video game. Grow up faster, you power-hungry little clam eater.
>>6268823
>How do you think she got to be that old?
No, I mean why would she have to be elected -- couldn't she just take over the world?
>>6268832
Oh. Hurrr. That was totally obvious from context.
Maybe she doesn't have any magical powers. Maybe she's just a turbofitbian.
>>6268836
Possibly. Or I guess it could also be the classic 'lull the masses into a false sense of empowerment' schtick.
>>6268763
>>6268772
>A GF IN EVERY BED
WHEN
Some chuckles for Supergirl anon.
I am sure they will be posted someday. Once 4chan will start cooperating again.
This thread is just another attempt/reason to post more pictures of Melissa Benoist.
I approve of this.
>>6268886
I HAVE A DREAM that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all faces should be sat on."
I HAVE A DREAM that one day on the red hills of Aunt Flo the qt gfs and the gfless will be able to sit together at the table of sisterhood and be satisfied.
I HAVE A DREAM that little lesbians will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their 4chan shitposting.
I have a dream today.
>>6268981
And then you woke up.
This thread needs more pics of women in glasses.
Can someone link me to a good lesb porn? All I see are fake long nails with heels one.
>>6269242
dosu senpai ever since I discovered it I almost exclusively watch Japanese lesbian. Try sites like rezuchan. Be careful when clicking links though, they might go to fishy/exploit sites.
I don't know but it just seems like many Japanese actresses either are genuinely bi/lesbian or much better at faking it. Sure there's a lot of trash but on average the quality is so much higher I think. And there's a lot more variety
>>6269315
Thanks babe. I'm going to check it. Tho, Japanese have that weird way of kissing that repulse me.
>>6269242
I know it's hurr durr reddit but /r/dyke has some really good videos with a variety of types of women.
Also try Googling "amateur lesbian tumblr". Some of them are mixed with het porn or bad studio lesbian porn, but a few of them have really great content.
>>6269372
I have gone on /r/dyke. They have some good stuff tho, but mostly gif and picture, or the video are down.
It's weird because today I had a dream were I was grinding on Chloe and the feeling was way more intense than when I masturbate. It's fucking sad.
>>6268383
same. I wear contacts and saving up for lasik.
>>6269501
>You can change this annoying captcha in the settings > quotes & replying. At least in quick reply.
Thanks a lot! Well, learning how they actually works already helped, but all info is appreciated!
>>6269390
>It's weird because today I had a dream were I was grinding on Chloe and the feeling was way more intense than when I masturbate.
Same, my sex dreams always invoke more intense feelings in me than actual fapping.
Well waiting for the servers to fix was a pain in the ass.
>>6268823
I'm not offended. I know you're partially loyal to me, in your own way.
>>6268826
What? You're in good hands. Super is dope. I'm going to have sex with her someday.
>>6268772
Classy tailored Italian suits? I can roll with that.
>>6268964
>tfw I haven't seen BvS so I don't entirely get it
>>6268980
>implying I need an excuse to post Our Lord and Savior
>>6269899
That's a good gif. Where do you even find this stuff?
>>6269927
>>tfw I haven't seen BvS so I don't entirely get it
Basically a joke on
>Do you bleed?
>You will.
And Batfleck being happy from seeing Kryptonian bleed.
DESU, I haven't seen BvS either, because I know better than to see Hack Snyder destroying icons of DC comics.
With Marvel's track record and fact that Perlmutter is gone and no longer executive meddling, I can't wait for Captain Marvel movie.
>tfw movie Captain America is more like Superman than movie Superman
![waterbed_by_rainyday300-d5o5kdr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3CUWKaS.jpg "waterbed_by_rainyday300-d5o5kdr[1].jpg")
When your new girlfriend forgets to tell you she is a squirtter.
Ruined some nice sheets and left a mark on the mattress.
>>6269987
I guess she's bad at certain expressions, as they do not seem to come to her naturally.
>mfw at a party at my workplace, working instead of partying
Even the autist is more sociable than me. God I hate crowds.
>that awkward moment where I am amble to post only 2 women to truly contribute to this thread, because I don't have that many pics saved on my laptop, unlike on PC that is at home
I hope you don't mind.
>there are people in this thread that don't know supergirl anon is a regular tlesgen poster
What's with all the 3DPD? What the fuck happened to lesgen
>>6270393
Well she sure is shitting this place up with all the imagefagging and 3DPIG posting
>>6270396
Wow you must have been away for a while
>>6270393
>2016
>still not over this meme
The good ol' days when I posted a picture of myself and lesgen praised me but jealous y chromosomes lied about me being a regular poster in their cess pool. My fellow cisbians weren't convinced and continued to praise me. It's still funny when this happens. Y chromosomes recognize their place as inferior trash.
>>6270396
Anime posters, SU posters, LiS, and doods begging for vocaroos are not allowed her. You've been gone a looong time. This is now a general to raise itself from 2d shitposting.
>>6270441
>Y chromosomes recognize their place as inferior trash.
Glad to know that you recognize you are inferior, Sir. But you should really chill out with all of your self-hate man, it's not good for you.
>>6270441
>doods begging for vocaroos are not allowed her.
>doods pretending to be lesbians begging other doods pretending to be lesbians for vocaroos
o i am laughing
Updated filters!
Have you been a good girl today, /Lesgen? Do you deserve a reward or a punishment?
>>6270558
I do not even leave home
>>6270585
Good girl. Now come here and I'll give you a hug.
>>6270588
Pls senpai~
>>6270602
Actually, no.
>anime shitposting
>>6270649
Not everyone lives in the United States of stolen Indian land. Or worse, Canada.
>>6270799
Well I do. So you need to chill the fuck out.
>>6270829
Or else?
>>6270558
The goodest. Whats my reward??
I think I'll post a lady in glasses.
>>6270850
A boyfriend, because you lied.
>>6270870
Let me break your mind: Nordic countries exist with qt Viking descendant women. Also you're to marry a frat boy because of your sins.
>>6270857
Ouch. Almost worse than actually having sex with a man. Almost.
The idea of a man looking at me with googly eyes and expecting me to kiss him is just... ugh.
>>6270857
N-no, pls, i swear ive been a good girl!
Dont do this to me, cruelanon! Pls!
I swear i said nothing but the truth!
>>6270558
Bad girl. I slacked off at work and just went on 4chan most of the day.
...can I have a reward anyway?
>>6270396
this is cis lesgen
lesgen died
the only things left here are hot gifs, raddys and pictures, pictures of supergirl. oh and the occasional bait poster.
SGAnon, I cropped this picture out just for you, to tell you I'm ready to dress up as your waifu in order to sit on your face.
>>6271137
>gf for being honest
Thank you judgeanon!
>>6271197
I can only hope to be a Judge, Jury and executioner one day.
>tfw cannot bring law into a lawless city
>cannot pass judgement to young lesbian girls
>crime is being too cute and punishment is concubinage for life
>>6271218
>tfw you will never have a qt psychic judge gf
She was so great in that film, my god.
normal girls ( cis ) over 22 with a decent dank humour sens exist ?
>>6271225
>Trying to have carnal pleasures with a Judge
That would send you to Iso Cubes instead.
>>6271241
>>6271218
>>6271137
>>6270857
>>6271015
you sound like you get off to watching lesbians choke on dick.
>>6271248
I think you mean Judge Thredd
>>6271256
Actually I do get aroused by sadism and violence. Bloodier the better.
>>6271264
Judge Thredd thread.
>>6271283
I've never been with a guy, thanks for asking. I just like scars, blood and bruises. Mercy is a sickness and empathy is weakness.
>>6271301
Even I have my sacred limits. No scat.
>>6271318
do you drink you piss , throw it up make your partner drink it then she throw it , and finaly shower with it and fuck ?
>>6271296
I'd like to reiterate my point was never that you sucked dick, but that you would make other lesbians do it and then masturbate to it while drinking their tears. now unlike most fags in this thread, I'm not one to look down on you for that, but roleplaying some kind of judge sentencing people in this thread to dick is still asking to get raged on, so keep that shit elsewhere.
>>6271283
I doubt half the people in this thread are gold stars. welcome to peer pressure.
>>6271353
But love, I haven't even started.
About to go hang out with a straight friend. I hope she lets me cuddle with her. Wish me luck lesgen.
>>6271453
I wish you luck, although I wonder if those cuddles are really worth it in the long run, with her being straight.
>>6271468
put some piss ass cologne , it contain pheromone good to atract da puss ,
>>6271453
Oh she will. Sniff her Straight girl skin then punch her in the back of the neck from being a worthless hetshit.
>>6271444
>444
that's some tough talk coming from 'class-S' Japanese satan.
>>6270558
Drinking rum with my best friend after beating my former crush at some nerf battle. A little drunk also.
do you hang out in the "actuall lesbian " subreddit guys ? what do you think about it ? -_-
>>6271444
HigherLevelSadist appears to challenge gsnazianon's wimpy affection-laden thread domination.
Wat do
>>6271558
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.
>>6271558
I tried looking at it once, and it was legit all trannies. I saw like 3 cis girls, one was bi, and the other two were sjw's.
>>6271571
>>6271579
Yeah , what the fuck is wrong with them ? is it like autism meeting or just a fuckin bunch of teenys ? like I expressed my argument in a selly thing i got downvoted For -50 ,
>>6271625
people in this thread are pretty aggressively autistic so I'm not surprised you would piss people off but only true autists cant sit next to someone they don't agree with for an hour and converse like normal fucking people and while this thread has a bad track record for shit storms, downvoting is top tier as far as cancer goes. It's don't say anything I don't like or I'll tell mom tier dumb.
>>6271267
Go watch 120 days. We'll talk later
>>6271571
>wimpy
Well excuse me!
>tfw the freedom accompanying genocide is no longer hard core enough for lesgen and they would prefer to be raped by ugh
I tried to save them and bring about New Lesbos, but they don't want to be saved.
>>6271491
Kek
>>6271491
I'm not a jap.
>>6271664
>tfw you actually liked reddit for the few months it took you to realize what a massive echo chamber it is
Not that 4chan isn't, but people don't go to 4chan for legit news and information.
I constantly see things on the front page that are stupidly false or misleading but people just upvote and retain what the headline tells them without a speck of skepticism, or even reading the link first sometimes.
>>6271685
I am the voice of the citizens of Lesgen, and recently we've been....concerned, about your leadership, Gold Star Mandarin Virgin Weeb Nazi Anon.
Several anonymooses have stated concerns with whether or not you could lead in times of being tempted by Superanon.
Do you challenge this?
>>6271664
dudette for example : ! like at a certain poin in t i was just saying : yeah you can go as a lesbian to a certains muslims country and still have fun ! and i know that by experience : turkey and tunisia was pretty much ok with me.
reslt : i got a shitstorm of lunatics fanatics SJW's attacking and downvoting me !
>>6271714
So you have a problem with supes? Are ya jealous? She won't ever fully submit to me so she won't fully control me. But she's a Goldstar with big titties so all signs point to her being trustworthy.
You're free to shoot me a girlfriend application if I haven't already received it. I'm building a collection and from that group I will select my wife. It's the best method I could think of.
>>6271453
>cuddling a straight girl
why would you do that? Don't you get the feels for her afterwards?
>>6269183
on it
>>6272107
>I'm sure you have lots of fans, the people who like the genocide meme probably just busy right now.
I know I am the chosen one. I know my purpose is to deliver the deserving. Nothing can separate me from my path.
>>6272065
Soonkyu my ot1 always
it's been a while since my nihilism is starting to become a conviction and an established fact for me,like I knew that life does not make sense but j i've never paid attention to the emotional equivalence of it.
last saturday I took some LSD and 4 beers thinking it add somes nice sweets dimensions to the last X-men I saw that night, it was pretty good, I liked a lot even if i'm not that much a blockbuster fan , then I left the cinema, it was full of people outside in the city and when I live at that time there was a huge international festival, I saw all these people and I have finally felt the real sadness of what is life and the insignificance of our real situation as poor simple animals, the big fuckin void digging in my emotions, ( it sound like the antichrist of the hippy lsd ideology )
I was also sad for myself to be so lonely and not even being able to fulfill my bestial and elemental goal as : to find a partner.to share with this life .
and sad for the miserable turd i was for being abandoned by my exes .
I ve never really wanted to confront this, maybe because in this period I feel that I need some moral support, but it's been almost 2 years since I am single and it starts to piss me off, i know it's fuckin nothing and those emotions don't matter ,i'm not even a moaner kind of person , like it's the very first time that i'm telling this .I just felt the fuckin need to finaly externalize it.
Also I had a fucked up awake dream in 60's animè when i was tripping , where my tongue was yelling at me because I'm not doing some efforts to find a girl.
(i think it was my subconscious yelling at me : i need da puss boss )
I need more women to add to my dating group. All I've got have been bishits. And I can't marry those!
>>6272370
Find gf
Get gf cuddles
Depression solved
You're a normie if you had a gf 2 years ago so I know you can do it.
>>6272294
>Soonkyu my ot1 always
I chuckled
>>6271558
Tranny city.
>>6272065
Oh it's too late for that, I already have the feels. I may as well get some cuddles too while I'm at it.
>>6272465
Just as I expected. I hope she gives great cuddles then.
>>6272465
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>Glasses thread
Hnnnngg yes. Post moar qts in glasses.
I'm on my phone so unable to contribute, but will happily consume all those delicious glasses girls.
Except that funny big tittied one. You can keep her
>>6272587
That's literally the only one we have.
>>6272587
>Except that funny big tittied one. You can keep her
welp, lack of resources then.
I'll post her once more though, before I'll go on the search.
>>6272413
thx for the feedback dudette XOX
>>6272483
She did!
And that's all I will ever get...
>>6272370
i think you are smart enought to stop the lsd for a moment .
also
Women up faggot !
>>6269953
>DESU, I haven't seen BvS either, because I know better than to see Hack Snyder destroying icons of DC comics.
This is the correct decision.
>tfw movie Captain America is more like Superman than movie Superman
I know, right? I actually really like Cap in the MCU.
>>6269987
>tfw you will never wake up on a weekday to a tiny weeb nazi smothering you with her cunt
>>6270028
>ruined
But squirting is awesome.
Also... mark? The hell kinda crazy-ass chickjaculate is your girlfriend producing?
>>6270441
I always find that particular brand of trolling really funny, because it's only upsetting if it's true. It's like they're trying way too hard to hit me in a weak spot that doesn't exist.
I'd tell the jelly y-chromes to suck my cunt but they obviously aren't even worth that.
>This is now a general to raise itself from 2d shitposting.
Based nazi.
>>6270853
P. cute tbqh
>>6271130
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>>6271558
You mean actualtrannies?
>>6271714
>implying it's not an honor and a privilege to be tempted by me
>implying I wouldn't be an amazing right-hand woman
>>6273551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEpqlgAlvA8
>>6273854
I've always really liked that song. 10/10.
I would have also accepted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7NnR_QJNQ but it's not nearly as good of a song.
>>6273894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qfp-2j1yoQ
>>6273956
>I am average. And stocky.
>stocky
Excuse me, ma'am, why are you not currently sitting on my face?
>>6273961
...I really need to finish watching the OC. I got like halfway through the first season, liked it, and then lost interest for whatever reason.
>>6273973
Hello, obvious man!
>>6273979
Well aren't you a sharp one. So what? I'm giving you legit advice faggot.
>>6273988
The reason it was obvious is that straight women cuddle with each other ALL the time. They cuddle, they lift up their shirts to compare bras, they do all sorts of things that are very physically affectionate without it being romantic or sexual at all.
An open-minded straight chick would probably happily cuddle with a gay friend who she was close to and not think anything of it.
>>6273979
>tfw you thought you and soops were gonna bond over the O.C but she just liked the song
>>6274005
>tfw someone finally wants to bond with you over a TV show and it's one you've barely watched
I vaguely remember that there was gay shit in there. Is that Olivia Wilde?
>tfw play Tracer
>tfw 27 eliminations, most eliminations, gold medal
>not one single commendation
Fuck these ungrateful niglets.
>>6273854
When I think of the time I spent in California it's always opaque, surreal, like nothing really mattered or was grounded in reality. Felt like being in a picture book.
>>6273979
>why are you not currently sitting on my face?
The queue stretches quite a ways. I don't really mind waiting in lines, but I got bills to pay.
>>6274002
And straight men slap each others butts and make dirty jokes all the time. But if one of the two turns out to actually be into men, then it becomes weird.
It's not any different with women. If she really was straight she'd be creeped out. Unless she doesn't know.
Kiss her, and you can thank me later.
>>6274011
YEAH. It was practically the only lezzie shit on TV at the time and it blew my fucking bbydyke mind.
>>6274021
>When I think of the time I spent in California it's always opaque, surreal, like nothing really mattered or was grounded in reality. Felt like being in a picture book.
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Sometimes I feel like I won't ever completely move on and forget my ex until I fall in love again. Is this... normal? for a lack of a better word
is this how this works?
>>6274042
>It was practically the only lezzie shit on TV
That is a damn dirty lie. It's a contemporary of the L word.
>>6274047
No real story. That's just how it felt. You could step out into the night and taste the air there, made everything feel bigger, brighter, but time was ticking by and the people you met were floating away. I like the time I spent in California, and the people from Cali, but I could never live there myself. I wouldn't feel whole.
>>6274047
tl;dr: someone from the boring midwest tries to make it in showbiz while the locals mind their own business
>>6274082
>showbiz
I wish I had that cute of a story. Nope. Just traveled south to be with family and to party in Palm Springs, kek.
>>6274072
Okay but most people didn't have access to Showtime. Maybe I should have said -mainstream- TV.
>>6274109
I just torrented it. And hey, Buffy finished the same year the OC started and it had lesbians.
>>6274128
Huh. Is that true?
I liked Buffy but babydyke me could never really get into Willow and Tara. I guess they just seemed like awkward friends and I didn't get any sexual vibes. But I did hella ship Buffy and Faith.
>>6274021
>implying I'm a slave
Goldstar. Pls.
>When I think of the time I spent in California it's always opaque, surreal, like nothing really mattered or was grounded in reality. Felt like being in a picture book.
It's weird, because I know what you're talking about. I can't tell if that effect wore off for me or if I actually just like it.
>>6274028
>It's not any different with women. If she really was straight she'd be creeped out.
I'm telling you, broheim, it's really very different. We don't have the "euw no homo" thing the way you do.
>>6274042
Nice! I should watch that and hope it's not dumb and exploitative.
>>6274128
Willow and Tara! I will never get over Tara. I discovered that shit when I was first questioning at 12, I cut my dyke teeth on Willow/Tara fanfic.
>>6274072
Does everyone else like the L Word? Am I alone in hating that show?
>>6274109
If it was your first lezzie media experience it's kinda the same thing, y'know?
>>6274147
>But I did hella ship Buffy and Faith.
YES PLEASE
>>6274157
>Am I alone in hating that show?
Rewatching it again at 25, it's definitely not the greatest show. There are moments where it tries to be all pretentious and artsy that make me roll my eyes so hard, and sometimes the acting isn't great. But I mean, still...lesbians. I'm happy the show exists. It got to be super sexual at a time where gay portrayals were really sanitized and there're lots of qts to crush on.
(jenny x shane til death btw fight me)
>>6274157
LOL, lets swap the actors for a second
so then by that logic you'd also be okay to cuddle with a straight guy?
i don't think so fαm, it's just inappropriate to cuddle with someone who potentially has a sexual interest in you when you have no sexual interest in them, whether that's two homos/heteros/a homo and a hetero
>>6274157
I never implied you were a slave. I think that's your subconscious wanting to be one of my pampered slaves, but I never implied it. I forgot you're probably not a California native.
The L word was cheesy as fuck, but it introduced me to 3d lesbians. And they were raunchy. They were cheaters and annoying liars. I liked that. The scenarios that things weren't fluffy or clean. I lost interest quickly. I hated that jenny chick.
>>6274128
Let's not forget xena and now xenas reboot.
>>6268307
oh wow i look just like that girl in the op picture
>>6274263
Post face.
>>6274191
>There are moments where it tries to be all pretentious and artsy that make me roll my eyes so hard
Yup, that's it. I have zero tolerance for that particular brand of bullshit. I was like "is this show trying to make me hate pretentious, self-important yuppie dykes? Because it's succeeding."
>>6274220
>so then by that logic you'd also be okay to cuddle with a straight guy?
No, dear, that's not what that means. I would never cuddle with a straight guy, because straight guys are the actual worst.
You can keep trying to explain women to me all you like, brohemian, but it remains patently obvious you have no idea what you're talking about. Go fuck off to one of your shitty y-chome generals.
>>6274223
>I think that's your subconscious wanting to be one of my pampered slaves
Nice try, Goldstar.
All I want is for a stocky weeb nazi to get her vaginal juice all over my face and hair. Is that so much to ask?
Isn't Jenny the worst? Someone shoot her into the fucking sun, please.
>>6274263
Excuse me, madam, I'm going to need you to let me eat you out for approximately ten hours.
>>6274325
Y is the person who chastised me for replying to a troll once with qt taylor swift now taking the bait like this. Y.
OP, I agree with the straight guy, you should kiss her. Or at least start nuzzling her neck while cuddling and judge her reaction. Assuming you're out.
>>6274365
Because we are all fallible human beans, anon. I've recognized my mistake and won't be replying again.
>>6274325
spotted the retard then
the same way you wouldn't cuddle as a gay women with a straight guy, the same way a straight woman wouldn't cuddle with a gay woman
your friend is a queer
ultimately it's your choice if you're gonna be an insecure coward about it
>>6274404
I'm on my way!
>>6274365
>Y is the person who chastised me for replying to a troll once with qt taylor swift now taking the bait like this. Y.
That's the first time I post in these kind of threads, so no.
>buy new body wash
>its marked "unscented"
>use it
>overpowering fragrance
>I now smell like a dog ate 20 pounds of flowers and threw them up
why do companies do this
>>6274490
What body wash? I want to buy it and rub it all over my body and go "this is what superanon smells like" and feel bonded to you.
Jk.
>or, am I?
>>6274506
This shit: http://www.dove.us/Products/Bar-Body-Wash/Body-Wash/Dove-Deep-Moisture-Nourishing-Body-Wash-with-NutriumMoisture.aspx
I usually use the exfoliating one but I wanted to try this. For what it's worth my skin is soft af rn.
My cunt in particular smells strongly of this floral shit, right now, so feel free to add that to your masturbation fantasies while slathered in floral vomit body wash.
>>6274372
He's right, you know.
>>6274540
I was fully kidding, but thanks for the information regarding your cunt because now I'm actually almost curious.
Every shower smells like I'm bathing in Jolly Ranchers right now because of this B+BW shit someone gave to me.
>>6274559
Oh I know. I just like talking about my vagina. I get so few opportunities to do it in person.
>>6271453
don't cuddle your way into jail anon. actually, a lot of you would probably have an easier time getting a gf if you went to jail.
Good Morning.
And now as promised, result of search for more pics.
>>6274223
>xenas reboot
Say what?
>>6274683
>tfw you want a prison gf but irl you'd just get raped daily by a Lea Delaria or Brittney Griner lookalike.
>>6268307
Classes look like dogshit 9 times out of 10. I don't want to make gaybies with a gal who lacks foresight •_•
>>6274885
You're going to have to gain weight if you want to really pass.
>>6274913
>tranny
>passing
>ever
>>6274575
Me too! I love my vagina it's so freaking great.
I wash mine with lactacyd brand stuff because I worry about becoming yeastie.
>>6273108
>Does she know that you like her?
She did at one point, probably still does. Six years ago when we were in high school I told her I liked her because I was awkward and lonely (come to think of it, I still am those things). She was pretty cool about it and I never brought it up again.
FOUR EYES FOR JUSTICE
>>6272294
Sunny is a qt. Her biggest charm is how smart she actually is. She knows how to play the system, yet sadly it seems she's been in show biz way too long to know about all the dirt that goes beneath it. She seems depressed lately, makes me wanna cuddle and care for her all day.
>>6274885
You do realize this is a lesbian thread right? If you want to get hit on you might try looking for straight girls.
can we have a superhero edition next?
>>6275612
Perhaps. But I can remember the last time we had a thread dedicated to one superhero. I'd prefer a bit more variety before the next go, but whoever wants it.
>>6275557
Is it true she lived in Kuwait and is afraid of fireworks for that reason?
>>6275051
>I love my vagina it's so freaking great
Mine is kinda an irritable whore. But this line should be the header for each thread.
>>6275670
That's what sources say. She gets triggered with loud noises, like fireworks. Is it bad if I enjoy picturing myself embracing and calming her as she's PTSD-ing?
>>6275612
I don't think that there is enough of non-animated superheroes right now, unless cosplay count.
>>6275612
Yes, let us have stupid, walking tits in silly costumes next.
>>6275755
So cosplay?
>>6275775
Well, that would be better.
>>6275775
Great, and all the trannies will flood the thread.
>>6275789
Tranny subhumans vermin are eternal problem and we must deal with them. Unfortunately nothing is pure or sacred to them and we just have deal with their invasions.
Real talk: vaginas are strange.
>>6269183
Holy fuck.
Who is this titcow?
Strait boy here wants to know.
>>6275789
That's what I think. So as long as it's superhero cosplay I think we're safer. Stay away from japshit. We still have time, but I'll keep this theme in mind.
>>6274885
Oh get the fuck out of our thread you gross piece of shit. And you do not look like Rachel Leigh Cook.
>>6275051
>>6275670
>I love my vagina it's so freaking great
Tagline of my life tbqh. Mine's a bit of a rude bitch when I'm trying to shave, though. It's like the one downside to having a turbo-innie.
>>6275612
Yes pls.
Does anyone else use baby wipes after weeing and patting dry? I find that if I just pat dry instead of using a baby wipe first I get this red, itchless, painless, rash on my labia.
>>6276440
Nope. Always been fine with tissue paper. Had a roommate that was super in baby wipes for that though.
Now I don't think I could ever get into that trend because it'd possibly fuck up my plumbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHVO-RZ8c4
>>6276504
I don't use flushables, just straight up baby wipes and then put them in the bin.
But that's good to hear about your friend, I thought I was a weirdo with piss sensitive labia.
Though I also use them on my butt, just dry paper is really unhygienic, like if you wipe with dry as you do and then use a baby wipe you'll find it's still poopy. People just need to know to put them in a bin rather than down the toilet. Also, bidets should become more of a thing in the west.
>>6276585
Just spit on the toilet paper like a filthy animal.
>>6276585
Honestly I think you're being over sensitive. I mean have you ALWAYS used babywipes? Like from birth to now it's 100% babywipes? I can't buy that.
Roommate was super "ah my skin is sensitive wah", picky eater, finicky kinda chick. Got old fast.
I've only seen baby whipes needed for the elderly to avoid rashes and of course babies.
Frankly it sounds like you could just as well wipe twice after a shit and forget pissing money away. I wipe until I see no shit. There's no evidence toilet paper is unhygienic.
Also oh god ex roommate also used to just throw the wipes in the trash and I fucking hated it cause shit/piss wipes in the trash stinks up the whole restroom goddammit I kept telling her to quit that shit but "nooo my sensitive skin".
Whatever I'm already tired of talking about this. I just know vagina shit is baller cause it self cleans. Water and basic soap is enough. Toilet paper has done me no wrong. Good diet keeps it tasting fine. You've either fucked up your ph so bad with constant chemical wipes that you now need them just to maintain or you're vagina is just a fucked up vagina and you should see a gyno.
How do I find a girlfriend?
I'm honestly pretty bad at this... I was hoping there was maybe a Skype group or something where I could start socializing...
>>6276797
Were are you from?
>>6276797
Except there's a skype group. Check old threads for an e-mail you need to contact for invite.
>>6276829
Oh! Cool. Uhm. Let me see what I can find. Unless by any chance you know the email or the thread?
>>6276585
>bidets should become more of a thing in the west.
Ugh yes please. Eventually I'm just going to splurge on one of those overpriced toto seats.
>>6276440
Yup! When I'm on my period.
>>6276949
Yeah they're fuckin wonderful. I prefer integrated ones to the garden hose ones that show up on SEA or the standalone wash stations that just seem like a waste of space. I'm sure they're harder to keep clean than the other two but they're so convenient. And some have uv sterilization cycles, which is good enough for me.
les with glasses.
Buffy/Faith was my first and favorite fanfic/erotica experience -- I didn't watch much of the show except to try to tape episodes to watch later -- I was kinda embarrassed because I thought my mom and (few to no) friends would think they were stupidly cheesy for me.
For the time being Root/Shaw is my obsessive ship.
Faith has been my "bad girl" fantasy -- irl I wouldn't and don't go for that type of girl. I'm not sure if Root is a fantasy for me (and definitely not Shaw) -- she's certainly a freaking exciting character though.
So, lately I've been on this whole self improvement kick (consistently working out, slowly updating my wardrobe, make-up, the whole shebang) but pretty girls turn me into a bumbling mess still. Any tips on chilling the fuck out and just be smooth? I know confidence is a huge thing to work on but advice from fellow lesbians would be nice.
>>6277061
A shot of strong alcohol for bravery. Although not Tequila, as this one could be a bad choice.
>>6277061
That's great ! I've been working on self improvement for a year and half already. I still strugle with social situation and small talk tho.
Well, I don't know if it going to help but, when I start to assburger in social situation I just telling myself that they are human like me and not a special kind of robot trying to humiliate me for the rest of my life.
Then, with that, even if I say stupid thing I can sweep it under the rug because they probably wont remember anyway. Sometime it work, sometime it doesn't tho.
>>6275425
16 yo me liked it, after a recent rewatch, present me is laughing so hard at 16yo me for that..
Except that one scene, when dana dies and alice looses it with that fucking sunflower son... damn. That is haunting me even 10 years later
>>6277061
My issue is I can't maintain eye contact. Especially if I'm aware they're looking at me. I tried to muster it the other day when a qt grill was being friendly and laughing with me we looked at each other to laugh but I pretty much shut my eyes to do so. The idea that a pretty girl is looking at me and might be judging me is nerve wracking.
>tfw lesbian social scenes revolve entirely around alcohol
>tfw you don't drink
>>6277641
>The idea that a pretty girl is looking at me and might be judging me is nerve wracking.
iktf amiga
>>6277686
Uh, that's not just lesbian social scenes, that's like all social scenes.
>>6268331
>Melissa with brown hair
>>6277686
I feel like drinking improves my performance (statistically in csgo it does). I naturally get very distracted. My mind and eyes have to run around constantly, but when I'm buzzed I suddenly focus on one thing at a time, plus I got that rush of inconsequence.
Ugh.
>>6278034
Should this mean something?
>>6270028
Anon, you're literally having another grown adult piss on your bed.
>>6270441
That LiS better not stand for Life is Strange
>>6278071
That's exactly what it stands for. LiS posters are most likely not lesbian.
>>6260084
pls eat
>>6277231
17yo me dropped it after a handful of episodes, and I've tried picking it up again a few times since but never managed to get past s3.
>>6275797
>giving ground to woman-fetishists
>giving ground to people who want to ensure that "woman" is nothing more than a costume you can put on or take off at will unless you have a vagina
>>6278086
I loved that game for the soundtrack
>>6278182
Acceptable.
How many of you post on/read the gender critical subreddits? There seems to be a significant overlap between lesbian TERFs (not using it in a derogatory way) and familiarity with 4chan.
>>6278147
But i guess we can agree:
It got the job done ;)
Anyone wanna play video games with me? Mostly Overwatch rn.
>>6278348
Who is your main / favourite
>>6278281
Nah. I've been trying to ban reddit from my life ever since it began turning into a Bernie Sanders circlejerk. Never really went into political subs though, too much bias.
>>6278409
Depends on the map and what the objective is. I have most fun with Tracer tho. Tracer and Mei are what I got used to during the beta. I'm trying to learn the others. Wbu
>>6278434
I really wanna be good with Tracer because zipping around that quick is just fun.
I mostly play Mercy or D.va though.
Im playing with my friends a lot, so we're grouped up and being a pure healer actually works.
>>6278428
It's pretty fairly split between Sanders and Trump-cucks
>>6278281
Not really.
I've read some of it, but generally im live-and-let-live on the issue so I dont really search it out.
>>6278281
If you can tolerate 4chan then you're probably not a real TERF (I'm thinking of the stereotype here, the type who went to Michfest, the type who thinks that lesbian separatism is a pretty good idea, probably on the older side). Hardcore TERFs (basically using it as a synonym for radfem here) would view 4chan as an evil hive of misogyny and patriarchal thinking. Also a lot of them hate porn.
The biggest thing that lesgen posters and TERFs have in common is that they hate trannies, and on that issue at least, some people here might enjoy reading some radfem literature on the subject.
>>6278547
I hate porn too, desu. I'm just equally annoyed by left and right wing SJWs
>>6278564
>I hate porn too
there's a difference between not being aroused by pornographic videos, being too stupid to find niche types of porn outside of the more mainstream stuff, and blaming the lack of "good porn" on evil corporations.
>>6278463
When I group up with friends they're way better at supporting than me. So I get to keep zipping and dropping bombs on turrets/bastion. I wanna learn Zarya because the wombo combos are really fun to pull off.
