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>>6261803
That OP image sounds about right desu
>tfw chaser has not sent his boyfriend resume to me yet
>>6261803
True on more levels than just trans
>>6261809
oh hey, funny seeing you here. how are things?
>>6261803
>tfw happy and in a relationship
woo~
>>6261811
iktf
>>6261810
i think he left the thread a while ago i was trying to be his wingman but i think i was too late to begin with
i just want a bf that wont beat me up and let me take care of him and cook for him and to be intimate with
>>6261759
>time to no life it for the next 6 days
I mean, I've been sitting at unusually low ranks for the past couple weeks. Figured I'd give it a go.
>>6261760
>>no twin emps or thalnos
>Ya dun goofed
I disagree. There's no real reason to run twin emps on a faster deck, since they could clog up my early game, and the pair of 3/2 two drops that give +1 spell damage serve the same purpose.
I've piloted tempo mage in excess in the past. Trust me when I say I know what I'm doing.
>>6261786
>mine did!
I told my cousin during one of my early meltdowns, but I dunno if that cousin told anyone else. She really helped me get through the mess I was in at the time, and she does spiritual therapy, so she'll probably keep it confidential.
>but that's just terrible.
I've told you about my mom before, right?
>it was a great resource for me early on.
same. I mostly lurked and followed the links, but like, I really forgot it existed after about a week.
>we should put police in every bathroom
cameras would be a strong statement too
>>6261817
Wait, again? Damn girl you got game
>>6261817
who else /unhappy and not in a relationship/?
>>6261826
>w-who are you
haha, exactly. you always know exactly what to say. that's what we like about you. but seriously, how are things?
>>6261820
damn, I guess there are always more chaser fish in the chaser sea
>>6261825
i-i didn't do anything tho <\\\<;
>>6261817
Internet relationships are not real relationships.
>>6261834
I don't have your skype or a skype.
>>6261826
ofc pooks you know that is like my fav thing........
>>6261830
omgggg wow
idk how to help tho
give me some bob??? idk
Why are so many trannies socialists?
>>6261830
pass super well
>>6261827
I think I'm finally achieving /happy while single/
>>6261824
>I told my cousin during one of my early meltdowns, but I dunno if that cousin told anyone else. She really helped me get through the mess I was in at the time, and she does spiritual therapy, so she'll probably keep it confidential.
Yeah, sounds like the type that actually can.
>I've told you about my mom before, right?
Probably but I'm lacking on details in my head.
>same. I mostly lurked and followed the links, but like, I really forgot it existed after about a week.
It was usually where I went to talk about my confusion and doubts and air basically every thought I had because I knew people there would listen and have some good input.
>cameras would be a strong statement too
Yeah. Or even force everyone to wear bodycameras to enter the bathroom :^)
>>6261839
they're pretty close though
i loved my internet gf very much until she broke my heart
>>6261846
Because they're pretty likely to be liberal socially they'll be more receptive to liberal economic policies.
>>6261851
i'm alright, thanks. it was great hearing from you. we should do this again some time.
>>6261827
me, but being in a relationship wont solve being unhappy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6261830
slight chub is cute af though
but cardio is a thing if you're really worried about it
>>6261817
wat i thought you were going back to dick
>>6261853
Socialism isn't liberal though
Liberalism is free market n shit
>>6261850
>they're pretty close though
No. They really arent.
>>6261851
mmm idk i would have to see how i feel. im not so good with like.. that kinda stuff so idk. if its comfortable mb
>>6261862
in a way they are kind of close if you think about it
>>6261859
Korra does what gets her the most attention on a daily basis. Check back in a couple days.
>>6261827
It's not even a feel, it's a state of being.
>>6261833
Still, wew.
>>6261868
Maybe if you're still in high school and or in denial.
>>6261860
I'm talking American politics here but fuck if I know. Economics and all that have never been my thing.
>>6261850
No they're not, what are you even considering for that comparison?
>>6261878
That's what the word means in my country
>>6261839
They can be if you work hard enough at them.
>>6261869
she's allowed to change her mind desu. i mean i tried to want someone else but i'm in love with faye so it didn't work.
i just wanna know what happppennneddd
>>6261874
>>6261874
>u can hold both his hands while u both look each other in the eyes and start blushing o-o;
@ @
aaaa pooks omggg imagine how amazing that would be.
>>6261859
mostly a meme I'm still bi. it was fun pretending to be super str8 tho. the waitress dick is still <3 I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU MISS I'M STR8 AGAIN!!
>>6261875
s-sry
>>6261860
the same word is being used for different things and perspectives. a purely liberalist society would result in lots of lost liberties for the population since the ones in charge have no reasson to care about their well being.
>>6261830
As someone with /usain bolt metabolism/, out of curiosity, how much is a bunch of weight? I don't think I've gained or lost more than 10 lbs in the past 5 years, except for now when I've gained 5 lbs in the past month.
>>6261853
I explained to one of my relatives that socialistic healthcare was actually good in some scenarios because it would allow patients with little pocket money to be tested for problems a lot easier, instead of having to blow thousands on overnight hospital stays.
>>6261878
>I'm talking American politics
Well could you STOP! America is too retarded to live t b h
>>6261889
>>6261889
>fun pretending to be super str8 tho
oh yeh im just pretending as well.. d-don't even really want a bf.. or anything
;~;
>>6261889
>the waitress dick
what the fuck. auto correct is retarded as ever
>>6261893
Donald will fix ya
alright, I'm gonna go to bed. Cya girls later.
>>6261894
I'm sry kit I can't like just one. ;~; there's so many qt boys and girls I can't just force myself to stop liking one or the other D:
>>6261893
What the fuck did you just say to me?
>>6261898
Goodnight!
>>6261898
sweet dreams
>>6261898
goooodniight
>tfw no bf cuddling with me as I climb with Miracle Rogue
>>6261803
59th for sadness is for faggots
>>6261914
perfect for me then :^)
>>6261889
i'm pansexual and i'm in love with my girlfriend what do u want from me?!?!?!
wait r u dating quid now
>>6261892
Uhm... I think i've gained probably 20 lbs since February. I have yoyo dieted for years and I can feel a major cut coming on bc I'm starting to feel gross
>>6261918
lmao I'm just teasing edie <3 it's all gud we r both "str8" af. and yeah she's my gf now <\\<
Are any trips here 100% straight?
>>6261918
>pansexual
did faye bully you into taking a meme orientation so she doesn't feel like she has to chose?
>>6261928
I'm 100% virgin which means I could be anything desu.
>>6261928
elanna almost was
>>6261928
kit is unironically
>>6261927
>they are both a kind of relationship
so is being a friend and being an uncle, that's all you have?
>>6261928
Is anyone really 100% straight?
>>6261928
phien, at least for the time being
>>6261937
can we please just pretend internet relationships are close to real relationships
>>6261919
Nah, regular old gadgetzan and cold blood miracoli, drawing terribly against zoolock and hating myself
it's kinda one of the only games I can play that I want to play since my desktop is still unfixed
>>6261940
>i post in 4chan while i sleep with the girl i met in 4chan talking about 4chan
do you have afk like anymore?
>>6261940
n-no
>take picture of stomach
>nah I don't need to lose weight
>take other picture of stomach
>holy shit I need to lose weight
whyyyyyyyy
>>6261928
defs me bb
>>6261942
It's a relationship of some kind, sure, has nothing to do with having a bf/gf
>>6261928
I hate vagina but would date another transgirl...so interpret that as you will
>>6261949
both were standing desu
>>6261940
I tried kissing girls a lot and never really liked it that much....
>>6261947
Too much transfats?
>>6261941
nah my little sis is bi
>>6261953
chasers get out
>>6261950
what if they refer to each other as only internet gf and internet bf is that ok
we never said we were really in a relationship we just said we were in an internet relationship
i dont know why but i really want your approval
>>6261946
Exactly
>>6261956
You might have just kissed the wrong girls
>>6261964
I'm increasingly starting to feel that way yes
>>6261963
fuck it I've already posted pretty much everything else
>>6261969
i like your tummy
>>6261926
WTF HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!
U JUST ASKED HER AND BAM??? I'M SO CONFUSED
>>6261929
no it's just like ......
i read somewhere that bisexual people's attraction to people is shaped by that person they're attracted too's gender, while pansexual means you're attracted to people regardless of their gender. which implies more of a gender blind attraction. like i'm in love with Faye for who she is and everything about her, and her gender doesn't really factor into my attraction to her. if that makes any sense?
she kind of just agreed i was a snowflake sexuality after we first met and based on how i acted with her and how diff it is to other people.
>>6261961
you can do whatever you want, girl, if it makes you happy even better. but you literally get nothing you'd get from a normal irl relationship.
>>6261944
Rogue is my fave class but miracle got really old back in the day. Now I got a reno nzoth list that's like the most inconsistent due to lack of reliable draw engines but it's fun as heck with shadowcaster, unearthed raptor, brann and whatnot combos. If I draw well I can beat like anything but perfect draw hyper aggro with it and it lets me have interesting games most of the time to keep things fresh.
>>6261969
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6261969
T-triggered
You and elanna have to stop posting ur hips
>>6261968
>You might have just kissed the wrong girls
I feel that the fact that I tried to cover all my bases in terms of attractive bodies and personalities shows how little heart I was putting in that job.
>>6261973
hey im not a girl
and i get at least some sense of commitment plus companionship
monty python and the holy grail is basically mtfg
they predicted faye posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE
repressed trannies in complete denial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno
and cute chasers finding their way here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0A5vzGMQr8
>>6261969
fucking cis girls trolling
>>6261981
>fucking cis girls trolling
Now that I think of it this might be true. Post dicc flannel
>>6261960
shit got me
>>6261975
I haven't played rogue in literally forever since the gadgetzan nerf, Maly rogue was my jam until then. Enjoying it's returning so far
>>6261972
well I'm pretty sure we liked each other for a while but um well..... I kinda got drunk the other night and did lewd posting with her <\\<
so instead of always being passive and waiting on someone else to make a move I asked her when the opportunity presented itself ~ I'm lame ik ik but gotta fake it till u make it!
>>6261974
yesh
>>6261978
I get some sense of commitment and companionship from HS friends I still talk with, you might have just been looking for friends.
>>6261983
yeh but a girl who needs to lose weight or a girl who can keep eating cookies?
>>6261984
you've seen my face I'm pretty clearly trans
I guess it couldn't last. I don't know if it's E deprivation, post op depression or just feeling lovesick, but I'm feeling completely drained and directionless...
>>6261889
THE WAITRESS DICK
OMG ^________^
yah its bad when you're trying to type that white race and it autocorrects on you like that ;)
>tfw friend's sister had her baby today
>tfw feel horrible because ywn be a natal mother
>tfw worse for feeling bad about it when i should just be feeling happy for her (I rly do feel happy for her tho but so conflicted by these feelings ugh)
;__;
>>6261991
you look okay in weight terms, you could add some tone.
>>6261969
IM TRIGGERED AF
>>6261979
Don't forget the drama
>>6261989
friends dont send me pics of their butts though
Last post, then I sleep.
>>6261909
>mfw I know this feel
>>6261944
I'm not.
>>6261928
You know, the dirty scummy otk kind.
>>6261968
It's funny, I almost feel like I have to be gay to justify being a girl, and that I will likely have to come out as some form of bi to my parents to explain potential boyfriends.
>>6261979
Also, hunting chasers. [Scene where they say that witches are mad of wood]
>>6261985
Turtle rogue was so much fun.
>>6261992
probably the E, it tends to happen when you hit a valley.
>>6261999
Hanging out with wrong crowd then
>>6261993
lol I'm dead
>>6261999
neither does a gf, at least not as main sexual intercourse.
>>6261995
>ywn be a natal mother
Yeah but you could put the bun in the oven so to speak.
>>6261985
>I haven't played rogue in literally forever since the gadgetzan nerf
Yeah I pretty much dropped the game with leeroy & gadgetzan nerf. I like the combo interactions a lot with brann and shadowcaster especially 1 mana brann with nzoth, rafaam, unearthed raptor+sylvanas etc.
>>6261991
>you've seen my face I'm pretty clearly trans
Naw everyone here told you you look like a cis girl, me included. Would never have guessed in a million years.
>>6261988
Oh wow... I've actually been around a lot lately. This place is hard to keep up with
I'm glad she isn't going full repression-mode on us
I hope it works out
>>6261986
awwwww that's cuuuteeee!! i'm happy for ya'll!!! quid is pretty cool imho.
>>6261993
B A B E
>>6262012
everything will be ok dw
>>6262009
irl gfs do send pics of their butts all the time
friends dont
thus internet relationships are closer to real IRL relationships than they are friendships
check and mate
>>6261992
definitely 100% the lack of E
I've been there lol
sup nerds
>>6261977
Quite possibly. Kissing people with no preexisting attraction doesn't really do anything, there has to already be something there. Doesn't matter if they're a guy or a girl.
>>6262002
It's one of those things that generally gets more apparent as time goes on. Orientation doesn't really matter that much anyways.
>>6261995
I can try and get you pregnant if you want. If it doesn't work we can just keep trying :)
>>6261969
How to hips?
>>6262016
Wat up fatso?
>>6262022
Start blockers at 16 if the legends are true
>>6262017
So you don't mind straight transgirls then?
>>6262014
but you get to hug your friends, talk to them in the ear and even sit on their laps. that's better than having some random pic.
>>6262015
Then I guess I'll sit on medical recommendations and just resume taking it. Not especially afraid of DVT, this shell has survived worse...
>>6261969
didn't know you were in the thread, sheen.
>>6262013
ty n//n quorra is officially a couple ~
yeah she makes me laugh all the time
>>6261972
tbqh I'm actually pan too but I hate how special snowflakey it is and how it has some overlap with bi so I just go with that bc it's alot raise for other ppl to understand
>>6262027
Of course not, I don't mind any orientation really, and I still consider myself mostly straight anyways, enough to use it as a label at any rate.
is the /mtfg/ discord server open to new people or...?
>>6262038
Might be, genes yo
>>6262035
I'm sorry ;_;
>>6262038
yup, 16 is the CUTOFF for hondom. shoulda transitioned when you were 8 desu
>>6262036
There's a mtfg discord?
We should push out and harrass all straight trips DESU
>>6262024
>didn't start at 16
>>6262038
Nah, you can transition late and still get shapes. Not bones, obviously, but round hips aren't just bone.
>>6262043
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
>>6262043
What if they sic their bf's at you?
>>6262013
>tfw I'm going to control your body with my white hand
>>6262046
why isn't it just open for some to join?
>>6262043
fug :DD
>>6262050
Elanna can stay, she isn't fooling anyone with the amount she flirts here.
THE REST MUST GO.
NAME AND SHAME
NAME AND SHAME
>>6262049
Nothing a few strategic knee strikes can't solve.
>>6262050
Bisexuals are always either mostly gay or mostly straight anyway, haven't met one that was 50/50.
>>6262052
they see me rolling
>>6262043
>>6262048
no that's silly this is lgbt not gay girls only go to tlg for crap like that memes like that only serve to divide the community arbitrarily over something that doesn't matter at all. that's how p get marginalized and bitter
>>6262054
idk I don't make the rules
>>6262054
Trips only don't you get it?
not for you or me
>>6262053
kk night <3
>>6262043
Pushing in seems more fun than pushing out.
>>6262046
>if you're <25 apparently your femora can still get further apart
[citation needed]
>but even if you aren't weight redistribution is pretty magical
It doesn't make your hips wider sadly, just fatter butt and thighs.
>>6262044
Shush you, passing 4 months in and having a nice bod is better than what a lot of the people who start at 16 get
>>6262046
Like I got hips kinda
But they are wavey (violin hips I think they're called)
Will hrt fix this?
>>6262063
I'm sure they are better people than us.
if they take meassures to avoid chasers then I guess we're a low cost for it.
>>6262043
I knew this day was coming. The transbian uprising has begun
>>6262050
Would you prefer the term heteroflexible?
>>6262056
I swear that I'm honestly mostly straigh though ;~;
>>6262058
that's pretty much how Bi people are, isn't it Pansexuals who are open to all genders masculine or feminine?
>>6261992
*hugs* (*^3^)/~~~~*
>tfw you wake up for a reason.
Now back to sleep again.
>>6262071
I don't know the difference really, don't pansexuals have preference to some characteristics either masculine or feminine?
>>6262070
>>6262070
>>6262070
TRANSBIAN UPRISING NOW!!!!
NAME AND SHAME ALL STRAIGHT TRIPS
GET THEM OUT
BUILD A WALL
MAKE MTFG GAY AGAIN
>>6262076
so our only chance is waiting for an opening and trying to get a taste before being kicked out?
>>6262077
no I think that's false pansexuality. Some people say they're pansexual but they're like "I'm totally pansexual but I don't like buff manly men. gross!"
All these labels get so stupid after awhile. People just like certain things.
>>6262043
I remember
I remember when the dollface mafia bullied the transbians
we weren't really trans, we weren't pretty like them, we were basically men to them
the tried to put us in /tlg/ , to remove us from our own kind like a sickness
and now, now is the time to take the fight to them!
...but not dollface, she's been converted to a pretty little lipstick panbian, she's cool
>>6262082
Sorry.
>>6262074
Sweet dreams. *Hugs*
>>6262082
Yes, go in, soak it in (it's heaven in there) and then some angry transbien mod will boot you for not being a popular trip citing the risk of you possibly being some trip's angry ex lover or something.
>>6262085
>will fight their group
>except the leader because I'm doing her
great lidership there
>>6262068
did you look at the pic? so do I lol
like this right
soz for shitty drawing
>>6262078
oh
I'll go then :(
>>6262090
I- I guess they'd have no way to know. I understand that I'm only worthy as a sacrifice...
>>6262033
WELL GOOD I'M HAPPY FOR U THEN
there's nothing wrong wit being a snowflake
>>6262052
i like your hands
>>6262085
h e y
i never bullied the transbians and i always hated /tlg/ ;_;
>>6262078
yawn...
isn't /mtfg/ mostly 50/50 on transbiens and straight population?
>>6262093
I could only see the top bit
>>6262099
like 75% bi 15% straight 10% les
>>6262093
>hey girls, I also suffer, I'm gonna have to wait like to years for my feminin hips to fill and only then look 100% cis
[spoiler]i hope you know i'm joking[/spoiler]
>>6262096
Hey, /tlg/ is a nice thread no matter why it exists in the first place...
>>6262043
>>6262070
>>6262078
>>6262099
Straight trips need to go RIGHT NOW!!
>>6262107
They can't go, their bp is too sore to walk.
>>6262093
i have weird hips with narrow iliums but wide-ish femurs
>>6262105
that pic is RIDICULOUSLY exaggerated anon
my hips aren't THAT wide
>>6262024
The legends come from girls who started at 20. Hips are random. Late bloomers will have more development.
>>6262107
i'm not going anywhere
>>6262095
it doesn't have to be like this. Start making your trip now, think carefully of what your persona will be. Will you be ultra slutty acting? Will your persona revolve around a specific cartoon?
Once you've done that post nonstop and maybe you'll become a famous trip
>>6262103
make that 11% bitch
just kidding, i don't use 4chan anymore
but thank you for having me guys
>>6262099
no
all the pretty straight girls left
that only leaves the pretty lesbians, ugly lesbians and ugly straighties
>>6262116
>>6262118
omg froooooooooooooog
pls stay ily ;_;
>>6262116
But wouldn't naughty things like that be nicer to do to a girl?
>>6262122
they'd get more attention and admirers if they opened the discord floodgates and let all the anons in
If you were straight you have 48 hours to be lewd with a girl or GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTT
MAKE
MTFG
GAY
AGAIN
>>6262124
i dont like the way youre talking
*unsheathes katana*
>>6262107
you have your own thread if you want to be alone, otherwise accept that some like a single pair of breasts in the bedroom.
>>6262127
I don't see how.
>>6262107
>>6262134
pls stay ;;;;___;;;;
or add me on skype kate.flannel <3
>>6262134
Why are you leaving? Do you hate all the trips here?
>>6262134
thats understandable, you just like or admire "pure love" and can't imagine a real life male ever being able to fit into that. is that it?
who sleepy here?
>>6262129
b-but I already left
>>6262145
>>6262147
>>6262129
where do chasers fit into all of this
>>6262129
once again if I would date a transgirls but not a cis girl am I a transbian
pls dont call me a chaser ;_;
>>6262133
I love having this conversation every time :D
>>6262137
>Is that you Puru?
No my version of that image is a .png and has the background cropped out. Besides I don't have anything against straight girls and can't really tell others to be lewd with girls as I've never been lewd with anyone v__v
>But discord is full of spazes. Who wants to look at edgar or oddish or hips?
I was in some discord briefly and it was full of passing girls talking about passing things so I left because I didn't fit in.
>>6262124
I've never really watched yuri desu, always been too jelly and it just makes me feel lonely.
>>6262153
You're a qt that's what you are. Don't worry about labels
Straights please GO and stay GO
>>6262153
nah, you just like dick I guess, no matter who it's attached to
>>6262146
I'd fuck sheen. I actually think you're pretty nice looking but I do like chubbies *_*
>>6262156
>I love having this conversation every time :D
you can't convince people out of their sexuality
>>6262160
b-brisbane?
>>6262153
plat dump a discord link. I'm a cute femboi and I want to give you my boipucci! <3
Allowed in new mtfg:
Gay, Bi or Pan girls
NOT ALLOWED IN NEW MTFG
STRAIGHT GIRLS
>>6262161
but why would i want to talk to other chasers they're horrible
just saw this in hispachan, I really don't want to post there
>tfw gay now
FUCK thanks alot for making me a degenerate like u mtfg
>>6262164
no, USA :(
>>6262149
>>6262129
Just kissed a girl, can I stay?
>>6262167
>thinking you can decide who is and isn't allowed in these threads
>>6262168
now you understand how we see you too.
>>6262175
i always knew you was a fag
>>6262174
goodnight /mtfg/ i'm too exhausted to continue shitposting tonight so maybe next time!
>>6262163
That was never my intention!
Boys can be pretty nice too~
>>6262167
It wouldn't be so fun if they told you to leave now would it? Now behave yourself and stop being a bully
>>6262169
Oh look, it's the reason all sensible MtFs commit suicide before 30.
>>6262179
shut up you transbien hon
>>6262175
Yes
>>6262179
yeah but at least im aware of it
im like the yogi bear of chasers
Can someone post a list of straight trips?
>>6262167
>>6262185
Are you sure? Maybe I should do more stuff with her?
>>6262175
yet again
what did you think was going to happen going there?
>>6262189
kit
erin
that's it
>>6262183
that hon is like 40 and transitioned a year before
>>6262194
isnt flannel straight
>>6262179
but anon chasers are just repressed transbians so you dykes should be trying to convert them now scare them away. :p
>>6262194
sheen
korra
>>6262189
just look at the picture of trips. If they're hot, they're straight, if they're hon, they're les
Taking out loans for cosmetic surgery is a sustainable life plan, right?
>>6262195
i doubt she ever took hormones at all, it's a really scary chan.
>>6262181
Goodnight!
>>6262185
Yay!
>>6262180
I'm not gay ;~;
>>6262193
Idk but I'm not complaining
>>6262197
and abusive boyfriends are just decent guys who need to learn to love
>>6262201
It worked for whingie.
>>6262156
n-no you're a qt Puru. I'd totally be in transbians with you~
>>6262166
b-but I don't want bp, I want dick desu
though I could be convinced to top for a qt femboi...
uhh idk how to link the discord actually
>>6262159
damn right I like dick
but aside from that I like feminine bodies more t b h
just vaginas are yuck
