sexual orientation poll edition.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10295516
▶ Thread Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbrbUfYSt0E [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
be honest pls, everyone knows that is general is full of transbians.
previous: >>6252644
post below this has to post their butt
3rd for x-change sissy pills
post above this has cheese butt
>>6253448
omg please post your butt flannel, it would mean the world to me
>>6253446
>>6253439
I'm str8 but I'd cuddle that soft belly desu
>>6253451
eww kiwi has cheese butt
>tfw no sissymoans so I can grow bewbs and become my own waifu
;-; s-some day
![[BUTT].gif](https://i.imgur.com/a6JqMn4.gif "[BUTT].gif")
>>6253448
Alright fuck everyone.
I'm removing myself from the internet in its social-entirety for at least a week. Hopefully a month... Hopefully I Dont wake up again in a week.
Bai everyone.
... Gonna quad-dose antidepressants and hammer ipa's as per usual depression friendless loveless repression.
Kthnxbai
>sociakblackout
Goodbye only humans I talk to.
>>6253452
>>6253460
my butt is not cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6253439
>that webm
WOAH
WOAH
WOAH
ok im not straight
>>6253463
food bye
>>6253463
Hey. I'm sorry <3
>>6253464
do you have a gouda butte?
>>6253467
i can't believe you just fucking said that
you and me, we're in a fight now. congratulations, you just made an enemy for life.
>>6253463
you look like shit lol
>>6253463
go see a therapist
you are in a downward spiral and it's going to get worse
>>6253475
wait why
me being straight is a meme
>>6253471
my butt is neither a cheese butt nor a manbutt
it's plump and round and perfect, the only feature i'm proud about
>>6253463
You should probably take six months off... just to be sure.
>>6253451
x change is overrated
repression makes me feel so happy
Knowing that I'm spiteing trannies who want to make hons
>>6253479
>me being straight is a meme
>>6253441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZhN65vq9E
This is just pathetic...
>>>/soc/23823727
>>6253482
hi gem
>>6253476
i bet your butt is cuter than you think, no one has ever really seen their butt straight on, only pictures or mirror images of it
if you can find it in your heart, please post a pic of it on unsee
>>6253479
>me being straight is a meme
no its a reality you just havent accepted yet
>>6253482
Idk, I am just having a bad day/week/month/year/life :<
sorry
>>6253479
>>that webm
it was a gif, you JERK
>>6253480
yeah right if your butt is soo gud then prove
you can't
cause it's all cheesy!
>>6253483
i don't want to make hons.
i want to make glorious traps & t-girls.
>pic
is that the master?
>>6253498
why do you people want to force someone to suck dick?
>>6253498
>having a bad day/week/month/year/life :<
saaaaaame
>>6253501
we posting butts now?
>>6253493
she needs a brow shave more than a nosejob
>>6253479
ur like the original mtfg transbian right
>>6253504
you don't?
>>6253504
because if fufu breaks, the transbian meme would be dead forever and never recover
>>6253493
Ewwww why is she posting on /soc/? She really is mentally ill.
>>6253495
it's really not, trust me
I've only been on estrogen for a little over a month so I still have terrible manbutt
once it starts to look less awful the maybe, but until then, no
>>6253505
wow slut
>>6253498
you have nothing to apologize for :c
It just makes me sad that you're so depressed and I wish there was something I could do
>>6253491
:|
>>6253498
it is tho... like honestly im much more attracted to women in general i just dont enjoy lesbian sex
like maybe if i had had srs itd be different buuuuuuut
>>6253499
LMFAO SORRY!!! OOPS
>>6253504
i mean i wanna suck dick of my own volition lol
>>6253517
>once it starts to look less awful the maybe, but until then, no
i will wait forever if i have to
>>6253505
what happened to your arm?
also clean your room
My boyfriend is making dinner tonight and she told me to relax and put my feet up.
>>6253514
when I heard capaldi was gonna be doctor who I literally did not believe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUky4_A7Zw4
>>6253524
so will I desu
i miss the Chyna thread, we were clit sisters
RIP
> !flannel6gY 05/23/16(Mon)20:27:05 >No.6253517▶
>File: male-butt-back-muscle-art.jpg (43 KB, >409x550)
>43 KB
>>6253495
> it's really not, trust me
>I've only been on estro
When I Was Your Age I Used To Play Ball With My Son
>>6253514
What part of spiteful suicide do you not get.
Well that or a nice comfy lobotomy with whatever anti trans drugs I can access in 2046.
Unlike Kayla. I'm not gonna give up when the gun jams.
>>6253511
i will keep the meme alive if it kills me
transbianism a best
>>6253439
>cellulite
dropped
>>6253526
>boyfriend
>she
i think you might be a bit confused
>>6253513
She is constantly posting in rate threads too..
>>>/soc/23823542
>>>/soc/23820131
>>6253523
the quality of real sex after srs goes up TONS. youre missing out on so much bby <3
>>6253520
I am trying to channel it and let everything out here, I dont want to make my bf sad as well, he already noticed I am really unwell today, I hope its better tomorrow, I dont want him to be sad :<
>tfw you are avoiding the inevitable
>tfw you disregard obvious advice
>tfw you refuse help
>tfw you repress even though it's obvious you shouldn't
>>6253544
wow lost any respect I had for her
>>6253523
how do you feel about transgirls
I could never sex a cisgirl either with a dick but im really attracted to girls so trannies are perf
>>6253538
>not liking your girl with a little cottage cheese on her thighs
you a fag or something?
>>6253554
you caught me friendo
>>6253492
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8BRvqGCNs
>>6253527
Oh god.
The Thick of It > Doctor Who by far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-pnGFbwMQ
(i also love how they subtitled that clip lol --how do people not understand what he's saying?)
>>6253507
this
her nose is fine
>>6253552
i'd date an ftm, mtf, man, or woman.
what can i say? i love people (except commies)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i6ZbyDVBrF
>>6253559
>you're also retarded though
>>6253556
>liking cheese butts
>>6253547
I have all the makings to be trans,
but still holding out for hopes of easymode normie life
while still working on my presentation
I'm living a dual life
>>6253567
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i6ZbyDVBrF
dammit edie didn't I tell you to save poopy time for your show and also unban me already!
ribbit ribbit
>>6253568
where did you get this pic of me?
>>6253439
>that poll
>just under half are bisexual
>the rest are evenly split between straight and les
welp, no surprises here
>>6253533
peoples ideas of transbians seem to be invested in you as a vessal.
>>6253568
Do you want sympathy? you're calling my sexuality a meme/joke that needs to disappear while posting nazis. Are you deaf to the kind of impression that sells?
>>6253525
It's just an arm warmer.
and NO. (this is an old pic, it's a bit cleaner)
>>6253558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
>>6253575
>more lesbian than straight
can the men please leave?
>>6253548
Tbh I'm getting bored of coming here. I've worked all my issues out this past year and I can relax for the next 30 years then commit sukodu on schedule
>>6253547
>inevitable
I'll never understand this retard meme. As if you get compelled by magic to transition.
No. You're just too much of a pussy to kill yourself.
Acceptance 101
>>6253439
>tfw hella str8
best feel desu
>tfw bf headpats you when you least expect it
>>6253588
this desu
this thread is a trutrans only space
>>6253589
>You're just too much of a pussy to kill yourself.
This is me in a nutshell pretty much.
I'm too much of a pussy to do anything, really.
Fuuuuck. Should I buy Overwatch or not?
Also this exchange between Faye and Edie is making me cry.
>>6253599
the easiest way [to follow through w/ suicide] is to lose all respect & hope for your existence.
i made a serious attempt that failed 1ce
>>6253600
>attention whores whoring for attention
>makes you cry
man up, girl
>>6253583
>Lets Stay Together
omgomgomgomgomgomg
>>6253463
Damnit don't do that <3
Go see a doc, medical professional get some help babe
>>6253577
no. I dont give a flying fuck what autists post on cambodian flute carving boards, lol. I come here to vent, to meme and to talk to friends. ive known ufufu for years, she knows I am just playing.
if pictures of nazi anime girls trigger you though you should consider going back to red dit or tumb lr or whatever other cancerous hole you crawled out of.
>>6253601
I'm too scared of pain.
If there was a death button that guaranteed killed you in less than one second, I'd press it.
Hell, if you could get a gun here I'd have done it years ago.
>>6253577
>you're calling my sexuality a meme/joke that needs to disappear while posting nazis. Are you deaf to the kind of impression that sells?
>>6253583
>>6253604
>>6253617
pls be in brisbane
girls girls, chill out pls, everyone knows that transbian x transbian is the purest form of love.
>>6253617
not unless you transition
>>6253583
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
>>6253569
>liking manbutt.
>when even gay men says that manbutt is shit.
D E A D
same time EVERY night
>>6253620
seriously tho... ufufu is bulma tbqh
>>6253620
>implying it isn't two straight mtfs platonically cuddling
is it amateur hour or what?
>>6253623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
>>6253619
yeah i am, wanna fug
>>6253629
oh god what happened to that anon who said they were going to make a tier list
(when) did that get posted?
>>6253583
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6253632
>tfw elanna is on holodays
;~;
>>6253526
>tfw ur being a good boyfriend and cooking tonight
>lesbian (likes girls)
me btw
>>6253629
Where does DbSuper Bulma sit on this chart?
>>6253633
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuKjpDr6gUA
>>6253636
i think my pic drove them away
>>6253639
sorry dear, can't be a boy sans peen
it's been a while since i've heard this 1
https://youtu.be/DS0Fvn7oEMY
>>6253639
hiyaaaaa <3
>>6253552
eh i can be attracted to trans girls in exactly the same capacity as i am to cis girls; if theyre my type theyre my type
idk
>>6253548
y-yeah
>>6253546
i bet .__________. i wish i had money. ur making me sad.
>>6253511
i wouldnt mind if the transbian meme died out
>>6253559
well since i HAVE had lesbian sex...........
>>6253577
i dont rly understand why
>>6253600
DUH ofc u should
>straight it back in front
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rep it real grills
>>6253648
I'm legit hoping they don't have my face pic so I can be just a disembodied pair of hips desu
>>6253636
i wondered desu
>>6253649
>implying I'm a boy
I'm a man bby
>>6253653
Hiiiii <3
>>6253643
;~;
>>6253659
ELANNA. I MET A CUTE BOY
>tfw they forget the spinach and balsamic drizzle on your pizza
>tfw they gave me a dollar less change
fuck this pizza hut
>>6253663
victorian era is beautiful af
who /always hungry and suggestible/ here?
>chicken and fries mentioned on a movie
>omg yes
>there's pizza
>yes i need it
>tfw transitioned mentally in my own mind
>Visualised would be a hon
>detransition in my mind
>wake up to reality and continue being a guy all without ever telling a soul
Huh. Would you look at that. I beat he system.
>>6253594
Nobody believes you after last night
>>6253664
Call and complain, you may get a free pizza out of it.
>tfw transitioning would mean a dependence on medication
>>6253439
There's no way on the fuck this is a dude.
>>6253623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOIfNyBmZ0g
>>6253664
thats a tragedy kiwi
>>6253667
Why wouldn't you visualize yourself as a qt though?
>>6253672
and blood tests for life
>>6253664
go back and set the store on fire theyd deserve it ;~;
on the other hand, who likes spinach on pizza
>>6253666
yeah, specially when I'm sad
Who /thug/ here?
I'm finally becoming a normo! Ahhhhh I'm excited!
>>6253666
This happens to me a lot
>>6253672
>not already having chronic illnesses which would kill you if not for modern medicine
>>6253674
>>6253623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
>>6253692
I love that song
>>6253662
Detaiiiiils :3
>>6253672
dependence on a medication that improves your life out of sight desu
>>6253659
how was the logging?
>>6253666
me
its kinda a problem when I work at a convenience store ://
>>6253667
>Visualised would be a hon
I've done this too.
Just give transitioning a shot. If you turn out qt then great; if you become a hon then you can just detrans and/or kill yourself.
>>6253672
A lot of things would mean a dependence on medication. You could have been born with diabetes, for example.
It's really not that big of a deal, unless you're in some post-apocalyptic situation with no access to modern medicine, but what are the chances of that happening?
My ballot just came in.
My vote for the God-Emperor.
>tfw I had to register for the Republicuck party again to vote.
Why do I always have to register for the Republicuck party?
>ron paul in 2012
>trump 2016
;_:
i want to stay independent
It isn't looking good when I am poised to vote Republican in my first two presidential elections.
>>6253695
He's 24. He's a psych major at a school about 25 miles from me. He wants to meet up tomorrow and watch movies. I'm kinda nervous
>>6253695
Y'ever see The Girl Who Leapt Through Time?
>>6253703
maga desu
>TFW NO TRANS GENDER GF
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE, SERIOUSLY?
I'M ABOUT TO END IT ALL. I WANT A TRANSGENDER GF!!!!!
>>6253703
dont worry, if we win, this will hopefully be the last election this millenium
>>6253710
>not transitioning into your own gf
>>6253710
do you live in reno?
How do I reply to: "what do you do with your spare time?" when someone asks in a concerned manner?
The options:
>sadpost on /mtfg/, watch DVDs and masturbate (the truth)
>manipulate and model computer data, immerse myself in foreign cultures and conduct research on the human body (hyperbole)
>photography and nature walks (pure lies)
>>6253710
hi, are you cute and live in the northeast?
>>6253686
cool hat
>>6253710
Hi chaser-kun, how are you today :D
>>6253710
オーストラリア?
>>6253718
where in the north east
>>6253710
become a tranny and offer love and affection and cuddles and you could easily get a gf I guarantee you
>>6253699
It was fucking great. There was this guy from Australia in the lightweight category who was strong as fuck and had this really awesome beard and he took off his shirt to throw a keg like 18ft in the air and I died. How's the game going?
>>6253705
Nice, have you talked for awhile or did you just meet him?
>>6253706
Yeah, pretty awesome movie desu, you?
>>6253710
pls be in brisbane
>>6253715
>>6253718
>>6253721
I LIVE IN TORONTO!
>>6253725
Upstate NY
>>6253710
were you born with a penis and not a gun cuck? Do you live in socal? If so we can try to date.
If so pls apply.
>>6253711
>tfw I want to be trump's warrior princess
>will slay all his enemies
He might even bless me with a gf/bf
Praise the god-emperor.
>>6253728
We just met but we've been talking all day.
>>6253729
yeah i am, wanna fug
Whale mtfg, I think tonights the night.
>>6253730
I'm sorry
>>6253734
hmm.... that's still pretty far
>>6253730
Isn't there someone from /mtfg/ in Toronto? I can't remember who though...
>>6253738
pls be serious
pls gib skype
>>6253728
I loved it. The romance felt far more real than most I've seen... I want to re-watch it ever since it got referenced in Steins;Gate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AtyaxgtOU
>>6253741
IT ISN'T FAIR!
>>6253730
You should be gold, Canada is filled with trannies.
You should try being Mexican and look for a non-disgusting tranny. Actually there are some very beautiful ones in my city but they're all prostitutes which means you can gf them.
>>6253668
last night. wait wut?
![[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif](https://i.imgur.com/N8hFDgM.gif "[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif")
>>6253751
pls ediexfaye this is doing things to my emotions
where's kayla
>>6253744
s-sorry
>>6253754
I'M A SLAVSHIT!
I CAN'T FIND ANY CUTE ONES!
THEY'RE EITHER NON-PASSING OR THEY HAVE BFS
>>6253754
Can't gf them i mean.
I just hung out with a hon who was taller than me but had smaller shoulders and a smaller waist than me.
I done.
Going to fucking kill myself
hi thread I just got off work
>>6253760
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;__________:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>tfw bf's watching jojo
maybe he is gay actually
How does this make you feel?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cbc_1464015070
>>6253751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERk-MLHvrY
>you will never be a female teenager in the early 1990s
;_:
I swear edie it hurts ....
>>6253762
There's nothing wrong with being a slav; why would that even be a problem?
You might consider going for one that doesn't pass yet but has potential to, that would widen your options.
>>6253767
i could go to brisbane i guess
>>6253768
don't worry, he's just got shitty taste in anime. which might be as bad a problem
Who virgin here?
>>6253762
Then just date a cis woman you fucking autist.
I date hons and make pass.
>>6253768
Why aren't you watching it with him?
>>6253766
Kill me Lu
>>6253674
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzp2cNMWCZQ
>>6253728
It's going good, but not as good as that. Holy shit.
>>6253770
Too slow anon. I showed them that last week
>>6253736
Nice, where did you meet?
>>6253750
Yeah, I remember getting pretty invested in it. I should rewatch it as well but I have such a big backlog of stuff :(
>>6253762
I'll be ur bf so long as you don't mind one that has boobs
>>6253775
I am.
I sorta want to die a virgin.
[spoiler]not like that will be hard for me or anything[/spoiler]
>>6253775
here
>tfw you masturbate and put you fingers against your vas deferents and spermatic cord and feel the cum pumping and pulsating through your cock
So nice to be virile
>>6253787
>tfw you're trying to be someone else's boyfriend before even finishing cooking my dinner
;_;
>>6253762
I know that feel, in Ciudad Juarez the red district is divided by 4 parallel streets 3 are for female hookers and the other one is for the trannies and it's night and day. The female hookers are all old, fat and ugly while the shemales look like virginal super models even hotter than the top celebrities but like i said you can't have a relationship with a hooker (or a shemale since that would make you gay).
>>6253769
If that's a big concern to you then you could just bank sperm.
>>6253787
Tinder of all places. I didn't think I'd ever even install it but I did. I made a friend and met him.
I want to date a hon
>>6253800
i want to be a hon
>>6253798
I'm too lazy. Easy just to keep my sperm in my testes and have an infinate supply
>>6253781
just get high
>>6253802
i want to not be a hon
>>6253787
I'm thinking it might be a good thing to do with my friend when we drop. He's super into anime, and by the time it's over we will be well on our way into trippin'~
>>6253770
wow those comments
its great being a freak in 2016 when people literally call for the deaths of those that "abuse" their children by allowing them to experience a normal puberty.
>>6253804
I can't
I wish I could
Just got the news --- Edie and Faye are back together
Apparently they just made up over text moments after their little panda/seal lovefest
>>6253775
22 year old kv reporting in
>>6253775
I just want to be held t b h
Or killed. Held or killed, I increasingly don't are which.
>>6253811
Well desu they do deserve to die. By law hormones should be a controlled substance until you are 18.
Everyone gets the same puberty.
>>6253820
Kissless? Shit, i feel for you man. I would also be kissless if a girl didn't come onto me in highschool. Also 22. Are you trans?
>>6253815
Fucking autists
>>6253827
no im a chaser
>>6253826
>Everyone gets the same puberty.
That's provably false.
Unless guys got boobs and girls got beards.
>>6253803
Are you just really concerned with being able to have biological children, or are you under the impression that being a father will somehow reduce your trans feelings or otherwise make your life better?
Because you can rest assured that the latter would just make things worse.
>>6253783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7J_IWUhls
>>6253814
that kid is me
>>6253826
>Everyone gets the same puberty
no they dont?
there's no danger in giving children hormones, it's more of a danger to force them to experience the opposite puberty and then kill themselves because of dysphoria.
How did your parents react to you coming out as transgender, /mtfg/?
it's 9pm at night
my neighbors across the street are blasting retarded old music, whooping loudly and drinking beer kegs
i was outside just a second ago and they were singing to what is love and talking about jacking off
i started singing along across the street to what is love
im tempted to dance up to their house with bottles of moonshine
should i, girls?
>>6253629
:o
i WISH i was bulma
Am I the only person who hates women? I get so upset when I'm reminded that they exist.
Even half of the tripfags in here get me annoyed just from their sheer existance.
>>6253848
they didn't because what they don't know can't hurt them
>>6253848
Mum: Didn't care
Dad: Never told him. Dunno if he's even heard along the grapevine. I haven't seen him in like 6 years :v
>>6253838
Nice
So I broke mtfg by posting a vid of myself in all of my hon glory
I am now known as lord of the hons
I cant handle all this Edie and Faye cuteness.
>>6253848
Mum was just confused, and didn't understand what I was talking about.
I've given up since then.
>>6253852
yeah do it
>>6253831
hah thats funny. Im going to a therapist soon to see if im a tranny (like some of you people are convinced i am).
>>6253848
they threw a surprise coming out party for me with cake and gifts
>>6253848
NEVERRRRR
>>6253869
birdy?
>>6253848
>implying I want to get disowned
>>6253848
i didn't tell my bio dad yet. I but my mom absolutely hated it and still does. She deadnames me constantly and puts emphasis on male pronouns and asks about grandkids alot.
Nowadays she just acts like I never came out at all and pretends not to notice I'm looking and acting alot different from before.
>>6253869
Honestly don't be a tranny unless you have to. It is a shitty road to take. Yeah it has its ups and downs and if I had the choice I wouldn't have. The thing is most of us had no choice in the matter. Even if society accepted us and shit being trans still sucks because you have to deal with body dysphoria and how we will never truly be female.....
Time to go buy ammo
i used to play with my butt with one my dads old percussion revolvers like this
>>6253874
im not that pos kys.
