Cis Lesbian General: Shallow Q&A edition
Have a pointless question you want to ask the other anons? Curious to get to know your fellows? For example: Meyers Briggs? What other boards do you frequent? Latest purchase? Etc.
This thread is intended for AFAB lesbian discussion. Filtration devices for community health here: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
Bisexuals, transgender lesbians, and men with questions will find prompt responses in the other generals (bigen, tlgen, etc). Respect for the rules is appreciated.
AUCTION IS CLOSED: >>6239459
send help
>>6251958
>hetero couple kissing
get that shit off my lesgen
>>6251991
Hide and ignore bb
>>6251991
Hey upon closer inspection that's two women! You're rude!
>>6251991
Your implication that I'm a boy cuts me deep.
>>6252274
not with that brow bossing
>>6251958
the one on the right is clearly a man. stop posting hetero piggu stuff on lesgen
>>6252284
You aren't bad looking m8. Just typical y chromosome jealousy you know how it is. Ignore it. And tell me about what having a girlfriend is like.
Would being a breeder be easier than being a lezzy?
^ do not respond to the y chromosome questions.
>>6251499
>Meyers Briggs
Who here INFP?
I wish I had someone I could really feel connected to at college, got only a couple of actual friends from home I sometimes get to see on saturdays and that's it. It gets lonely sometimes during the week. Not finding people I'm not compatible with has kind of made me apathetic towards my peers.
>>6252351
>you aren't bad looking
>hitting on an obvious man
>being a trammy chaser
pls go and stay go
>>6252362
I would only be a breeder if the guy was very feminine, but I'm so lonely I would pretty much date anyone at this point.
If you want a good bawww, here's "Maybe Someday" in webm:
>>>/wsg/1096240
(Easter egg: even Martine sheds a tear)
>>6252541
Get a gf and forget the subhumans.
>>6252678
Seconded
>>6252541
Please stop reinforcing this awful feeling. I have it and I don't want to believe I shouldn't be repressing the hell out of it.
>>6252621
Wait what.
Nooo
>>6252713
That you're so lonely you'd date anyone?
I wish I could be that open-minded. You can't be lonelier than I am. My standards have lowered these past few years but still not low enough for really fat, old, or ugly women let alone any men. Goddamnit body, stop wanting a qt fukken gf.
>>6252787
Are you a dude? You sound like a dude.
Paranoia: The Thread.
God you're a joke without me
>>6252761
>Y chromosomes make yourselves useful and off yourselves.
You should chill out with all this self-hate, bro.It's not good for you. Why are tbians such man haters, seriously
>>6252820
Actually, yes I am a dude. What gave it away?
>>6252880
Your need to assert dominance shows.
Story time! Tell about how you lost your virginity, lesgen.
>>6252902
fuck off of this planet
>>6252935
>be me
>be 13
>have this volley ball team mate at my home
>girly things and stuff
>can I stay for the night?
>mom, I have an actual friend who wants to stay at my future NEET cave.
>sure, whatever my bastard child.
>skip hours of preteen shittalking
>Anon, where do I sleep
>have a big bed
>"You can be my teddy bear" - No shit, I actually said that thing.
>she accepts
>go to bed, sleep under same blanket
>give her a hug without thinking for it
>oh shit
>she hugs me back
>extremely awkward dry humping ensues
Anyway, after that we started to touch our dramatic parts. It was awkward, and I don't want to remember how red I became when she touched me for the first. Anyway, we both came and the next morning was sweet. Later on it was extremely awkward to change clothes around her because reasons.
>>6252957
pretty sure she already is a planet, a hamplanet
>>6252957
>>6252902
For the second thread in a row, I have to point out your retardation, S. smfh.
>>6253082
YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another "we are all S" thread?
Another "we are all S" thread.
im tra/\/s btw
okay so theres a girl i really like and weve been on a couple of dates now
we didnt do anything special but it was nice
im developing really strong feels here
like really strong
what do
i feel like im a frickin clinger or something i dont wanna be that
>>6253163
Just enjoy having close feelings for another person while keeping realistic expectations. If you worry about being clingy and distance yourself, it could sabotage things.
>>6253163
Kiss her and call it a day.
that way you will both be sprung on each other
Hehe, you guys, that lesbian festival I was posting about a few days ago has a bright pink truck where they do mobile breast exams.
I mean, it's sponsored by Komen and stuff so it's legit and all but just imagine the possibilities.
stop namefagging you fuckers
>>6253195
Stop pretending to be me.
>>6253175
That sounds like crap! >>6253163 No matter what you do, your body will take its cores, you can pretend wut ever the fuck you want, bitch is aready into you, and you as ushual are already in to her. Jus putch it an make et happon. Stop pretending like this is some sort of fairy talile just fucking do it.
>tfw have S filtered so most of the anons are now hidden
A bit of a relief, really.
>>6253156
I would commence a cleanse but I don't see anything too bad. I'm gonna play Overwatch. You kids be nice.
>>6253194
You should sneak in and pretend to be an examiner.
>>6253163
Take a breath and remember - keep it cool. Don't get wrapped up or you'll end up losing.
>>6253220
Theeeeen whats your question???? are you attenction whoreing? this feels like attencion whoreing.
>>6253220
>im falling 2hard2soon
That's why I said to just keep realistic expectations and don't start dreaming about wedded bliss when you've been together a month.
>>6253218
3/10 for effort but not convincing
>>6253203
>>6253230
no. stay away or i'll use my gun
>>6253260
Jokes on you. I, too, have a gun.
>>6253246
Fuckoutahhere, that sounds like mour she gonna suck it an u gon a get stuck, an ten the cheating and the you killing yourself. always the way. NO MATTER WHAT.(not so much the kill yourself part)
Tfw you wear nice shoes and they rub holes into your toes and then you have a bath and it's pretty uncomfortable. Stick with lesbian shoes, dykes.
>>6253163
>>6253220
>crippling fear I'm going to be mis-identified as this poster
T-that's not me I swear, it's not my posting style!
>crippling fear it appears as if the lady doth protest too much
Pls believe me
>>6253268
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAS MOUR CRAP! HOW TAN U FUCK IT UP, SHES ALREADY OVER THERE AAAAALLLLL THE CUKEN TIME! YOUR ATTENCION WHOOOORIN.
>>6253280
>>6253260
pitch peez
>>6253312
UUUHHHH wgaf?
>tfw you're on a date with a qt and your balls pop out of your panties under your dress
anyone ktf?
>>6253312
>>crippling fear I'm going to be mis-identified as this poster
>T-that's not me I swear, it's not my posting style!
>>crippling fear it appears as if the lady doth protest too much
>Pls believe me
You realize you're anonymous, right...?
>>6253346
Its not anonmoose its S'sS's
>>6253346
No i'm S
>>6253339
I know that feel, anon.
>>6253367
Noooooooo, Your face is S
>>6253312
>tfw u see qt on lesgen
It's okay I believe you~~
>>6253373
Ballzy
Hay guise what does S Stand for
>>6253402
yeah muts b soot or something.
>>6253381
Moot,
>compassion in 4chan
>>6253402
S for shitposting
>>6253402
S stands for stranssexual
only attracted to Barbara Streisand
Booooooo.u kilt it
>>6253512
Your dad's face is S
>>6253545
Ass. SSS HOOOO.
Im allergenic, those folks are toxic to me. Am i really the only gold star left?
I really regret starting this...
>tfw no lesbian cleanse from azn goldstar nazi anon
>>6253591
I'll be honest, I could only get about 5 posts deep into fake S before I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
Lesgen; Kill Yourselves edition
>>6252935
>be me
>first gf ever, 16 and 17 (I was 17)
>was extremely ashamed still, I was raised religious so I had intense shame and repression whenever I saw girls/become aroused by them
>gf and I attend same Christian high school
>hang in her room in her tiny bed
>"anon, I really want to fuck you."
>I agree, even though I am nervous and all that garbage
>she takes me through it slow, removing each clothing piece at a time
>sucks tits, runs hand slowly down to finger me, whispers in my ear and kisses my neck
>doesn't laugh as I shake from arousal/shame
>talks low and quiet to me
>I loosen up and cum, eventually return the favor
>we lay together and cuddle even though we're sweaty and tired.
It's kinda funny because she learned all the foreplay from me and used it against me.
>>6253591
I'm here boo boo. Everything is fire.
>>6253822
Hey now, you're an all-star. <3
Oh wait, that's Smashmouth...
>>6251499
Why are you guy's spamming bait all over the rest of the board?
>>6253684
>It's kinda funny because she learned all the foreplay from me and used it against me.
So you taught your gf how to fuck you
>>6253913
Actual lesbians (the 10 or so who are) don't even leave lesgen. If someone's trolling it's probably a transbian angry at "cis" lesgen who is trying to bring trolls here.
>>6253934
Bullshit, it's your trash all over the board. I hope the mods sweep you out and you learn your lesson for this.
>>6253965
You're just making it more obvious with bait answers. People can evade ip, it's not hard and they should take a look at what you're shitting up.
IF you want others to treat you with respect then you've got to do that too.
>>6253982
>"waaaah I go to 4chan for quality content and someone's trolling meee. mommy!"
Also link to the trolling or stfu, no one even knows what you're talking about.
>>6253895
Girls are cute.
>>6254020
Just ignore them. They bring up "WAH STOP BAITING ALL OVER THE BOARD" randomly. Doesn't even remotely make sense.
>>6254036
>tfw no gf to ever have lesbian bed death with
>>6254052
>tfw no lesbian gf to accept me and my feminine penis
>>6251958
>a boy
>mfw men are this desperate for attention from women
>>6254112
>desperate for attention from women
>projecting this hard
some of us just come here to roleplay as lesbians y'know
>>6254139
Keep fooling yourself, /r9k/.
I have some questions.
So I have an instagram which I barely use and only made it for LGBT stuff and uploaded some cat pictures, no pictures of me though. I have been following this girl for awhile and she follows me back. She is really pretty and I got curious about her, so I looked her up on Facebook. Found out she not only is very cute, we have a lot in common and we could probably get along well (and m-maybe get married someday), so I really want to talk to her.
How do I go about this? I guess it would be really creepy to just say I stalked her and think we should be friends? I am an autistic potato also, so that might be a problem too. What should I do?
>>6254181
>no pictures of me though
First, put up a photo of you and see if she likes or comments on it. Right now t b h she's probably only following you for cute lesbian couple photos or because she follows everyone back who follows her. She definitely doesn't have feelings for someone who is invisible to her.
>m-marriage
Gotta make sure she's even physically interested in you first, amiga.
>>6254160
>Keep fooling yourself, /r9k/
Sounds like you're the only one fooling them self here is you. See, the difference between me and you is I know I'm a man roleplaying as a lesbian on lesgen. You're still in denial. It's okay, you can come clean we're all men here.
>>6254223
>breaking character
>tfw you've failed at everything in life thus far, even fake roleplaying
Also
>tfw waiting for real supergirl anon to deliver on her drunk orgasm recording
player
>>6254332
>sushi
You do know sushi is Japanese, right?
>>6254352
Are you implying that I eat sushi because I'm Japanese? Well I don't because I'm not.
>>6254020
Almost all of this thread is bait and shit posting. And from the looks of it, it's mostly being done by regulars having a giggle.
Basically why are you asking them to link anything?
>>6254423
No? I'm implying that's what the other poster was implying. I know you're not Japanese.
>did the MBTI test, got INTJ
>Other people who got INTJ are insufferable twats
oh fuck am I an insufferable twat and never realized it
oh no
>>6254423
What species of asian are you, anyway? You said you were half white and half korean right?
Also, goddamnit, I feel like I need to post even qter girls in reply to your qt girls but I don't think it's possible this time.
>>6254450
>What species of asian are you, anyway? You said you were half white and half korean right?
Y'all are shitty stalkers.
>>6254450
Korean and Chinese. I don't save many solo pics.
>>6254438
Let it be known.
>>6254450
>species of asian
>>6254522
>Chinese
What kind?
>>6254550
Mandarin.
>tfw descended from Ming dynasty
>tfw actual royalty so "Queen" is my birthright
>>6254625
Well no wonder you're so bossy!
Mainland or tw?
>>6252982
deserves a (You)
What fuck happened in this thread.
I just
No
I don't even
Someone please take me up on my offer to slit my neck, shit down my throat, and call me daddy. I'm fuggin done.
But hey, let's pick ourselves up and look at the good things
>got a summer job
>ate half a red cabbage raw
>rode my bike real fast and passed a couple of guys in full gear who then started a race (look forward to this every time I take my bike out)
>let them pass me for a bit to catch my breath and put on a hype song (voxtrot blood red blood for some reason?)
>burst of energy
>destroy their asses and leave them so far in the dust that I had time to whip one of my legs around, stand on one peddle and swerve back and forth across the trail
>when they finally caught up with me at the street light one said "good hustle!" while the other said "rematch tomorrow" before they took off
Gehehehehe.
What have you done with yourself recently lesgen? What's the best thing to happen to ya in the past week?
>>6254633
Mandarin is mainland.
>>6254796
Are you short? Tall? Femme? Tomboy? Are you 21 and look 12? I need to know how the lesgen queen looks.
>>6254796
Tw is also Mandarin tho, which is why I asked.
Can a lesbian have a penis?
>>6254855
A lesbian can buy a penis...
In lots of bright colors, with unique personal features and built in birth control.
>>6254855
No. It would get in the way.
And no vagina to play with? What. No. I'm not sticking my tongue up a booty without the reward of vag afterwards.
Also balls are disgusting. Pure horror.
>>6254827
Well my ancestors are originally from the mainland, they scattered after they lost the empire and my branch of the family wandered into the korean peninsula.
>>6254823
Average height, chapstick who likes makeup. I get different opinions. I get told I look 15 (literally a bus driver stopped on the side of the street to ask if I needed a ride to school), but Microsoft gets my age right.
>>6254967
I'm going to think of you as jjajangmyeonanon from now on.
/lesgen/, why are lesbians such cunts to guys?
I get along great with almost everyone else on /lgbt/ (the exception being over sensitive trannies) but I never seem to get along with lesbians irl.
They always seem cunty, they never seem to like straight guys, they always seem like they're trying to be competitive with me in some way?
They're pretty snobby and they always think they look good when they look like shit. Out of say, 30 lesbians, I'd say 25 of them act this way.
Why are irl lesbians such cunts?
>>6255029
Straight guys have been awful to us, so we react in kind. /topic
What happened in this thread? It's been a while since trolls were that active here.
>>6255044
Gay guys are sometimes cunts to straight girls as well.
I think it's like a competitive thing, that you don't want us taking your girls so mentally you guys make us enemies.
The lesbians I've met that are cool are great but you guys have a high chance of being over sensitive and not fun. Often time paired up with taking yourselves to seriously.
I don't hate lesbians, but when I one in a flannel with gages and a short haircut, I immediately know, we're not gonna get along.
>>6255052
happens when the entire general is based on autism
>mfw the trannies who troll by impersonating me have appeared in this thread
Does this mean I've "made it?"
Also did we get posted to /pol/ or some shit? This is a larger than average number of baitposts.
Also stop responding to the bait you losers.
>>6250845
>And by that I mean I want to have sexual relations with you.
Can we wrestle for dominance?
Is it weird that even though we aren't dating and even though she's probably not into me that I can't see myself with anyone else? I feel delusional. I feel lovesick. This is all just very inconvenient...
>>6255065
How dare you.
Flannel is the hottest fucking thing. I don't know if I could date a girl who can't rock red plaid.
Coming to lesgen and insulting flannel is literally the reason why we hate straight men.
>>6255112
>Flannel is the hottest fucking thing
I'm not the straight dude and I totally agree with you about how hot it is, but I'm kinda mad that fucking everyone wears flannel and aviators now.
>>6255108
You haven't dated her so you're able to easily idealize dating her and being with her as this magical and perfect situation. It's not weird, but it's stupid.
>>6255108
Have you asked her out yet?
Also yeah that does sound unhealthy.
>>6255108
I feel so dumb, how could I romanticize her when I barely know her anymore. We haven't talked in person in weeks, and even when we did, it was only for a day. I took her for granted and I feel like I'll never be able to be with her the way I want. I feel like I'll never be able to love her and cuddle her. I'll never risk even telling her my feelings because I don't think I could take such a rejection after developing feelings this hard.
>>6255112
It is strange how we like to completely different looks on girls. Sure theres middle ground and some low test fags might like girls with flannels on but the majority I don't believe do.
>Coming to lesgen and insulting flannel is literally the reason why we hate straight men.
Im not sure how many of you guys hate straight men, but it does seem like a lot. I get the argument that growing up guys could be dicks but I never seem to find cool lesbians. Always cunts who play like 1 fps shooter and think they look great men's board shorts.
I think my competition theory is right because gay guys sometimes don't like straight girls because of the same reason. I remember a gay guy telling a straight girl not to date me because I talk to to many girls, meanwhile the fags trying to fuck me? It's an odd situation.
Also is the new supergirl a lesbian
>>6255134
Ah, meant to reply to you, I am so sorry. I haven't. I'm too afraid to. I really don't want to ruin or risk ruining anything between us and making things awkward if she doesn't like me. I know this sounds dumb..but how do you even tell if a girl likes you? We've been friends for years, sure she says "i love you" but it's practically as just i love you as a friend.
>>6255139
Were you the one that made/posted in that "LET IT OUT LGBT" thread?
>>6255074
You're, joking, right? Cycling and weight lifting are my jam. I sprint on my bike more than I ride it normally. These legs are short and massive. I have torn through too many pairs of riding shorts in my time while trying to breach 30mph.
Thanks to their balls guys can't even do half the shit I do on my shitty bike. They'd crush themselves. Whatever, brody pal. It's all in good fun. I'm still too high on endorphins to care, but bored enough to post.
>>6255108
Can't let yourself get caught up on something that you never put in the effort to attain in the first place. You're doing this to yourself, and that sucks, but it's up to you to either do something about it or move on. You gotta take control here and not let your emotions control you.
>>6255112
>>6255168
Don't respond to breeders, senpai
>>6255139
>>6255154
>I haven't. I'm too afraid to. I really don't want to ruin or risk ruining anything between us and making things awkward if she doesn't like me.
You say you barely talk anymore. What have you got to lose? Ask her out in a nonautistic way and you won't ruin anything.
If you try and she rejects you, it'll hurt, but at least you can be proud of yourself for putting it out there. And at least it'll resolve it one way or another. Right now you're in this weird obsessive limbo. Either she'll say yes and it'll be amazing, or she'll say no, and it'll force you to get over it. Either option is better than where you are now.
> I know this sounds dumb..but how do you even tell if a girl likes you?
Literally the only way is to ask. Hetero chicks do all sorts of things that seem flirtatious, so you have to be blunt or you will never know.
>>6255143
Why did you even bother asking if you already have a predetermined and unchangeable view?
>>6255134
>mfw You're still pretending to be me
I am one step away from tripfagging, if it will prevent the trannies from impersonating me
>>6255168
lol what the fuck
this is exactly the shit I'm talking about, this is such a good fucking example.
>Thanks to their balls guys can't even do half the shit I do on my shitty bike
What the fuck are you talking about
Fuck lesbians are just the worst, I get it's annoying to compete with us and bi girls can be frustrating but don't fuck hate us.
I want to be cool with you guys but so many of you are like pseudo wanna be alpha males and it's fucking boring.
Sorry lesbians that aren't like this, and I know this is a glaring generalization but fuck a lot of you are cunts.
I get along so much better with gay guys then lesbians and it somewhat bums me out.
>>6255179
It's not an unchangeable view, I've asked questions on here before and I've gotten good answers. Normally /lgbt/ goes against the grain of regular irl lgbt views and I was wondering if you guys noticed board shorted lesbians with energy drinks hating straight guys and why would they
GODDAMNIT THERE BEING TWO SU ANONS IS REALLY FUGGING CONFUSING YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME POST STYLE TOO
>>6255177
But they insulted the thing that made my day today. The guys I raced were cool about it, too.
Nah you're right. He can have his strange theories based on nothing but anecdotes.
You're doing a good job helping this girl by the way. I was all blunt and to the point about it. Probably didn't help much. Can't give up a chance to post them there gay space rocks though.
>>6255182
Well whichever one of you is the real Mystique, you've definitely got to post that vocaroo orgasm to confirm the authenticity of your trip.
>>6255209
I'm betting that's a fake one. Suspicious comma usage and filename.
>>6255202
No we don't. Notice the random capitalized Y in his greentext? Just ignore him and he'll go away.
>>6255209
Senpai, can't you tell that's not me? Don't ask men for orgasm vocaroos, they'll probably deliver.
>>6255207
Was I not blunt? I must be losing my touch.
>>6255202
They don't have very similar posting styles tho.
>>6255216
>>6255240
Thx bby.
>>6255196
Haha ok, one last post for you. I don't hate men as a whole. Never did, never will. I don't like how awkward it can be when they ignore the fact that I'm gay, but I don't hate them. You're real riled up. If you were a fellow bilefag, you'd know the ball breaking jokes by now. Ok I'm done brody. Sorry superg. I broke my promise.
>>6255219
Naw, you're still getting straight to the point, I just distilled my post down to "take control and ownership of your emotions and actions" and left it at that. You're actually answering fully.
>>6255219
Not supergirl, dummy, Steven Universe.
>>6255196
Are you like this irl? It's hard to chill with you if you've made it clear you have all these preconceptions that the out lesbian you're talking to is a cunt until proven otherwise.
Also, weird because ime those "brobians" you seem to be talking about tend to be the ones who have mostly guy friends.
Also, geoanon is competitive with literally everything in every way and she's always bragging about everything she can. I don't think it's a guy thing except maybe she thinks beating guys will look more impressive to her buddies over at lesgen.
>>6255177
>>6255202
>>6255216
>>6255240
>>6255182
>>6255209
>>6255255
>Sorry superg. I broke my promise.
You can make it up to me by dressing up like my waifu and sitting on my face.
>Naw, you're still getting straight to the point
Just telling her exactly what I tell myself when this sort of thing comes up, desu. Shit or get off the pot, right?
>>6255266
Oh. Why am I stupid? That's totally obvious in retrospect.
One of them hates goldstar and one of them doesn't, IIRC. The geologist one doesn't hate goldstar.
>>6255266
There has always been more than one SU poster. I'm geo/gym/shittyart/sometimes drunk/stupid giggling vocaroo anon.
It's an anonymous board. You gotta be prepared for this shit. I have literal gigs of stupid pictures on my phone and a lot of them happen to lesbian mineral based aliens.
Have a MOTO-BOTO
>>6255283
>implying people care
>>6255255
>you'd know the ball breaking jokes by now
you think im upset because you made balls jokes?
i genuinely don't get why there is such a divide between straight and gays when it comes to the opposite gender.
I get the theory of straight guys didn't leave you guys alone but most of these dykes deffinetely aren't getting hit on by straight guys and they still seem angry.
I don't hate lesbians either, but it does bum me out that I know that most of them are like this hive mind of trying to be bros, while simultaneously disliking straight guys and never being fun.
>>6255271
>Are you like this irl? It's hard to chill with you if you've made it clear you have all these preconceptions
not at all, stereotypes are wrong when they start to make you come up with preconceived notions of a type of person before you've met them, I'm saying from anecdotal evidence lesbians seem to suck. I try to not let that effect my judgeent before I've met one, and I've also met some cool lesbians.
>brobians
I guess? It seems to be the dyke like ones, but ive met like 3 lipstick lesbians so idk
>I don't think it's a guy thing except maybe she thinks beating guys will look more impressive to her buddies over at lesgen.
Of course she think it does. I'm not saying to not be competitive (even though clearly the story is bullshit and not because that I don't think a lesbian can out bike someone but because of how over dramatic and unrealistic it fucking is).
>>6255271
Hehehehe I love to blogpost about things that make me happy. Nothing to lose by doing that. Good grades? Yup, gonna share. Won a fun race? Gonna share. Someone asks for art? I'll post some shitty sketches and paintings. Get laid on a regular basis for the first time in months? Gonna share it.
It's not like I do it to cheer myself up when I'm feeling shitty (constantly? Oh whoops) or anything :,^)
Love you too anon.
>>6255293
I care about you, sweet thing.
Ain't nothing you can do to make me stop. Why don't you tell me a little about yourself?
Pick one:
What's your favorite part of hanging out with women that you're attracted to?
Favorite thing to do on a first date?
Any passions you love seeing in a woman?
Best thing that's happened to you all week?
>>6255311
I thought that unlike most of us you actually have irl friends to talk about shit with? Like the one that randomly decided to take that picture of your ass that I now have saved on my laptop.
>>6255331
Mother fugger I knew that was a mistake. I only posted it to prove I wasn't full of shit.
My friends are scattered across the states or within the city proper. Also since a lot of them are men I don't talk about these kinds of things with them. The women I'm friends with I don't want to bore with this kind of thing. I'd rather they have a good time.
4chan is my release. You can have a life and still feel walled off from people. If anything it makes you seem cool and unaffected.
Sorry if it comes across badly, but hey, it's 4chan. It doesn't matter for shit.
>>6255308
If you saw that ass pic you wouldn't be doubting the bike thing.
Why do you assume that every guy on a bike is automatically better at it than a woman?
>>6255219
>refusing to post an orgasm vocaroo
Well, at least we know you're the fake supergirl poster since you won't provide proof.
>>6255391
You're not my senpai. Where is she, anyway? We need her genocidal tendencies right now.
>>6255398
>still not providing proof
Sir, please leave. There's no need to cause a scene here.
This >>6255402
But also, actual supergirl anon never - I MEAN NEVURRR - says "senpai".
Superanon is very anti-weeaboo.
Fakesuperanon confirmed as tranny.
>>6255419
>Superanon is very anti-weeaboo.
Aww, I'm touched you remembered. Spirited Away still a shit.
I'm shitposting, tho, all bets are off on the stupid shit I'll say. Plus, that wordfilter.
>>6255432
Y-you tricked me. ; ;
You tricked...us....
That's so deceptive.
I just. We had built this deep trust. This deep understanding. And now...I just can't trust you anymore. It's like the end of an era.
>>6255460
Wait, because I said senpai or because Spirited Away a shit?
>>6255432
>Spirited Away still a shit.
I'm still slightly upset about this.
>>6255476
You'll be less upset if you stop liking garbage things, anon.
>>6255479
>garbage things
>goes autistic over a mediocre CW show that's gonna be canceled in two years
>>6255488
It's on the CW and it has great ratings for a freshman show. I'm thinking 16 seasons, only the first four of which are watchable.
>>6255479
>garbage things
Pot, kettle, etc.
>>6255501
Don't talk shit to me or my waifu ever again.
God I fucking hate when it flips my pictures sideways.
>>6255508
I like you too.
>>6255479
Nah liking trash works out fine for me, it's disagreeing about what constitutes trash that's upsetting. I really liked your taste up until that point so I was disappointed at having to recalibrate.
>>6255514
Enough to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face, anon?
>>6255517
Oh, really? Were you the anon I dragged into watching AOS, Supergirl, and POI?
My taste is very good. Anime just a shit.
>>6255517
And if it makes you feel better, Spirited Away is LESS shit than most anime I've been dragged into seeing.
>>6255521
Only if you also sit on my face.
And here, have an anime gif since you seem to be fond of it.
>>6255526
Will you still be dressed up like my waifu? If so, deal!
>>6255530
I could try, even if blonde hair probably won't suit me.
>>6255543
D E A L
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>>6255562
That's fair. I wasn't 100% on POI being my rec. Shit ain't obscure.
Soothe thine aching tookus, anon, my recommendations for all things not weeashit remain impeccable.
>>6254731
I kissed a cute girl a bunch of times.
Pretty good times.
Also
>voxtrot
Yasss
/lesgen/ do you like Yuri?
>>6255595
I haven't seen this joke in /u/ for a while.
>>6255595
Fuck year, spacemen are rad
>>6255574
>Shit ain't obscure
Yep, even the nips talk about it.
>my recommendations for all things not weeashit remain impeccable
I suppose we'll see about that, I've only really seen you talk about superhero media.
>>6253932
I just knew how to turn a girl on. I didn't know a thing about making them cum.
>>6255886
>I just knew how to turn a girl on. I didn't know a thing about making them cum.
By cupping her feminine penis gently
>>6255595
Yelena is more my style
>>6256057
imagine her nose rubbing against...
>>6256118
L-Lewd Anon!
Well I was hoping through the past, anons would have adapted a sense of knowing how to fucking hide and ignore bait posts - especially how to recognize not responding to straight ugh questions let's them lose interest. Am I running a thread of idiot SU posters? Can I go to bed early and wake up without cringing? I need to write a sekrit manual or something.
ANYWAY start fresh. I know the limits of the group during an invasion. So I'll have to work around it.
>>6256057
That face tho
>>6256372
Sleep tight, qween.
>>6256057
This qt quadlingual italian is worth mentioning too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPUvzn3CTQc&feature=youtube_gdata
>>6254074
SUPERWHORE ANON IS A TRANNY CONFIRMED
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT YOU
Attn everyone, I'm not a lesbian anymore, I'm a str8 girl now and I love sucking big hairy dicks and balls. So I won't be posting in these threads anymore. kthxbai
>>6254731
Hah! Nice.
>straight friend invites me over
>haven't got a car and haven't done my morning run yet
>literally run to her house which is three miles down a hiking trail. Get lost three times then finally arrive at her scary slightly-rural neighborhood.
>she has waffles
>watch shitty movie.
>>6257019
Mhm, getting to run in the woods for waffles and a shitty movie sounds worth it. You best be good at rifftracking.
>>6256993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Lesgen, send help.
There's this super cute girl who I like, we've been out a couple of times, and she posts in this very thread and is reading this right now.
What do~
>>6257209
Nothing, since she's a lesbian and you're not.
>>6257285
SHOTS FIRED
>>6257355
Wow. Haven't seen that in here for a wile
>>6256372
There she is. What's up with the bait infestation this thread? Seems like a coordinated troll effort, like we've been posted somewhere. And everyone's fucking responding to it.
>>6256829
I would say mango is exactly as shit as animu but at least legions of obnoxious weeashits aren't constantly trying to convince me I'd like it if I only watched it a little so I'm gonna say it's just as shit but far less annoying.
>>6257355
nice black people meme
>pining over girl who's pining over another chick
>this chick causes her anxiety anger and depression. Chick is not into her, she admits she used to be but not anymore and that she doesn't want much to do with girl
>I am girl's only real friend
>she cries to me about how upset she is that chick is "dragging her along", messing with her head, controlling her with hope, etc
>meanwhile she evades the subject everytime I bring up how I feel about her...I don't know how she does it, she sidesteps it like a pro
>also I feel like a huge dick for even bringing that up when I know she's so emotional about this other chick
>never really feel anger until now...now everytime I think about how hypocritical and oblivious she's being with me, it makes me so mad that I've started punching some holes in my walls
This is ridiculous, I can't take it. If she had other friends I'd just cut her out right now, but I really can't stand the thought of leaving her totally alone. Fucking hell.
>>6257569
>What's up with the bait infestation
I take the blame. I assumed that the males and cd males calmed down and wouldn't sperg out. But they didn't and they are acting up. I like having a different general to distract them with, but for now I'm going to have to carefully engineer these threads. I don't like having to act as the mod but I feel compelled to. And even if I wanted to I am working/studying/at school and can't monitor it during the times they really charge in. I'm formulating a game plan.
>It's just as shit but far less annoying
I still can't pry myself away from yuri.
>>6257645
>meanwhile she evades the subject everytime I bring up how I feel about her...I don't know how she does it, she sidesteps it like a pro
>I think about how hypocritical and oblivious she's being with me
She's not oblivious. She's just not into you. You bring it up, and she sidesteps it. She knows, she's just trying to avoid having to fight with you about it and losing her friend. And she doesn't owe you shit. She's treating you like a friend and talking about her problems. You are not entitled to have her reciprocate your feelings just because you want her to. Don't be a Nice Guy in dyke form.
>>6257658
> I don't like having to act as the mod but I feel compelled to.
You're the hero we need, goldstar.
I think someone should recreate chill lesgen desu, it gave us somewhere to send them so they'd leave us alone.
>I still can't pry myself away from yuri.
They all look like fucking children. I don't get it.
Ooh I get it. It's jealousy. I mean it's that all the time but zooming out and seeing the op image amongst the others in the catalog - it triggered them. They became upset when they saw the laughing lesbians, they became lured in by the image of two qt girls, and so that's what accelerated the shitposting. If i had set the image as a smiling camel or a woman reading a book they wouldn't have given two shits. Geezus and in my hurry to make a thread while out of the house I just stuck a random gif that was saved to my drive.
>>6257693
>they all look like fucking children I don't get it
Implying that's a negative thing. Also, since I've consumed all the yuri there is I know that's a misconception.
>>6257693
>They all look like fucking children
Please, superanon, I like you and all, but refrain from talking about things you don't know.
It's like saying comic books only depict retards in tighs awfully drawn.
>>6257693
A friend would give me an outright rejection instead of kicking it down the road like a puss. Don't read me wrong, I don't expect any attraction or feelings from anyone. I've made it plain that I like her and that I don't stop talking to people just because they don't wanna fuck me, but I draw the line at someone treating me like an idiot. At this point she's basically using me knowing that I will do absolutely anything to help her while refusing to acknowledge why I go to any lengths to make her happy. That is not friend-like behavior.
>>6257714
>Implying that's a negative thing.
>mfw
>>6257722
You're right. I really hate the style of drawing and I do think it makes all the characters look childlike to me (big eyes, etc), which makes all hentai entirely unpalatable to me. But I guess if you're used to the art style you'd probably see it differently.
/Lesgen, are you athletic? Do you do sports? For me, i'm in the college volley ball team.
>>6257749
A good chunk of mangaka don't draw those awful bug eyes but yes, to each their own.
>>6257736
Hmm. How have you tried to talk to her about it?
Would you still wanna be friends after an outright rejection? Cuz you can get one of those if you really wanna.
>>6257753
>So do a lot of irl Asians.
Wut.
>>6257755
I used to ride horses competitively. I should get back into it. Expensive tho.
>>6257774
I've tried expressing some of those feelings, briefly touching on them I suppose. That's as far as I can get because 1) she sidesteps that too 2) I don't wanna push her when she's busy being upset about someone else. I'm friends with plenty of people who rejected me, doesn't bother me.
>>6257794
If you really wanna get it over with, you can try doing something like sending an email. Hard to sidestep that. Might torpedo your friendship, though.
If you don't wanna push her though, probably best to drop it entirely, especially since it sounds like she knows but she's not into it.
>>6257774
>Wut
Just making a joke about how Asians look younger than they are.
>>6257844
Oh, okay. I read that as earnest and got confused.
>>6257918
Just how I like it.
>>6257753
This is so hard but in no particular order
Husky and Medley
Kase-San
Their story
Octave
Everything by Itou Hachi
And even though it doesn't really count, Oddman 11
Oneshots:
Everything by Itou
Everything by Amano Shuninta
Dusk, orange, and the blooming flowers
Forever Girls
At the bottom of the stairway to adulthood
Hiiragi Yutaka can always get me off from some reason
I know I'm forgetting a big one. I hate this.
>>6257749
Why wouldn't you want to be the little 12 yo fox girl living with her stoic female master and getting loved on each day? I would want to be the master tho.
>>6258065
>Hiiragi Yutaka
When her damn serialization will stop being sub-subtext, though.
>>6258065
>Why wouldn't you want to be the little 12 yo fox girl living with her stoic female master and getting loved on each day?
>>6258079
Yeah I haven't been following her series. I want her to go back to porn. Where she shows big boobies being groped and sex with clothes on. Good shit. Also no 2d posting you dweeb.
>>6258100
It's legal if she's a different species. The law cant stop me. Which reminds me that a considerable portion of taxes in New Lesbos will go to producing such creatures. No furry tho.
