>on grindr earlier this afternoon
>qt guy invites me to his house
>i accept because i'm bored and lonely and It would be nice to cuddle and watch a movie with a stranger
>show up at his place
>has a whole buffet of food on his table, bbq ribs, bbq chicken wings, potato salad, baked beans, etc.
>he's wearing an apron and making all of this food himself
>tells me his family should be there in 20
>i don't know what's going on
>he just tells me to relax and watch tv or something
>20 minutes later 8 people show up
>his mom, dad, 2 bros, 1 sis, 1 uncle, 1 aunt, 1 niece
>apparently they all flew in from South America (Brazil, Chile, Columbia, etc.)
>introduces me to them as his fiance
>they welcome me and congratulate us
>wtf is going on?
>sit at this table with him and his family for 2 hours eating and not understanding anything they're talking about because they aren't speaking english
>he translates some things their saying to me, but leaves me out on most of the convo
>I feel like they're all laughing at me
>never felt this embarrassed in my life
>after dessert, they hug us and leave back to their hotel
>i ask him what is going on
>he starts kissing me and sucks me off
>tells me they loved me
>and how were getting married
>the whole convo turns me on for some reason
>but i hardly know this guy
>i cant resist him though
>hes way out of my league for a brazilian
>we makeout, bareback, cum on each other
>afterwards we cuddle and talk
>and than he pulls out a ring case from his dresser
>asks me if I'll marry him
>I say yes in a state of endorphin rush after sex
>he smiles so cutely and kisses me again
>tells me has to go to work but i should meet him back at his place at 9
>we kiss bye
>I leave
>wtf did i just get into
>apparently im engaged now
>i hardly know this guy
>am I on a hidden camera reality tv show
>is this real life
CHAT: TINYCHAT/GAYGEN
OLD THREAD: >>6234447
>>6238933
post them in the thread
group chat is for faggots
>>6238930
Why are you lying on the internet?
>>6238892
I have no friends or family and boredom.
Speaking of dogs...
>>6238927
.........Wow.
Honestly, no words for that. What a genuine cunt.
Did he mention anything at all about your relationship beforehand, or was there no warning except him informing you before the party?
>>6238956
>Why are you lying on the internet?
it makes me feel better about my lonely existence
I wish that scenario would happen to me.
Life just isn't full of surprises anymore.
I'm bored.
I'm lonely.
I'm a virgin.
I need you maki.
I need you.
>>6238930
What the hell.
>>6238957
>>6238957
>Ultrasexual Transformer
>>6238927
You should of made a scene. Holy fuck...
I would of hit my ex so hard he'd fly off the balcony.
Gays are heartless and cold.
Fags don't care about your feelings. - Milo
>>6238966
>/gg/ wants the knot
No surprise.
>>6238973
Its my end game when I'm like 50.
>>6238979
It's my curse.
Today I found a red bump on the shaft of my penis, how can I tell if it is an std or an ingrown hair? I got a full std panel earlier this month and everything was clean, later I got a blowjob on the 12th, can you start showing symptoms that quickly? I haven't shaved or anything recently that's why I'm not sure if it's just a hair
>>6238992
take a pic and show us
I'm a licensed doctor
I can tell you
>>6238958
>Did he mention anything at all about your relationship beforehand, or was there no warning except him informing you before the party?
Nope. I never even saw it coming.
In the next few weeks I tried to talk to him but he wasn't willing to listen to me, he was so determined to see this other guy that he didn't care if it destroyed his friendships and relationships with me, or even his family and friends.
>>6239006
>he didn't care if it destroyed his friendships and relationships with me
Just set his fucking house on fire mate how hard can it be?
>>6239006
You should find out more about the guy he is so determined to see...what is so great about him compared to you? Is he a hypnotist? Does he have a massive dong that pleasures him better?
What's your bf's facebook, let us terrorize him.
What do you order when you go out for drinks with a guy? Does a beer make me seem boring?
>>6239025
A drinking glass of straight vodka and drink it like water to make them know you mean business
>>6239006
Sounds like a bad case of the cuck.
Honestly, hes clearly a massive cockbender, just forget his shit, if you see him then by all means punch him in the nose but really I would just try and forget his existence.
It will probably go tits up with the other guy, then he will no doubt come back to you, so just be ready for some backlash shit.
>>6239025
Whiskey
>>6239025
Some eco vegan hipster drink.
>>6239025
You order whatever you normally drink?
If you wanna be cool, just hide a can of special brew in your pocket and whip that out, then he knows you're a serious person.
>>6239023
Marry me.
>>6239020
I did try to find out more about him but all I could gather was that he's just a normal off-the-shelf twink who works a dead end job, supports Bernie, and is a huge slut for Facebook selfies. Nothing truly remarkable.
One of my ex's reasons for going with this guy instead of me was bullshit like "he's more spiritually aware" or whatever the fuck that means
>>6238962
iktftbq
I take out my loneliness in unhealthy ways which makes me more lonely. Being histrionic and always needing intense stimulation is hell but its also extremely fun.
Just stay calm anon youll make it babe.
>>6239045
>Twink
>Facebook slut
>More spiritually aware
Yup, looks like you dodged a long term bullet anyway.
>>6239045
Your ex must be really lame. Be glad he's out of your life. You deserve better.
>tfw niq will never dom you
>cos he litrly cant
xD
>>6239064
>masc dom top
>alpha
okay, niqole
Whatcha listening to gaygen?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8
>>6239059
>You deserve better.
Do I, though? My ex was the only guy I went out with who was able to tolerate my awkward dorky personality for more than 1 day, who always supported my hobbies, never made fun of what I liked, and loved to go out and do things during the day.
I don't think I could ever meet someone like that again.
I've tried to just make normal friends, but most people my age are too wagecucked and in student loan debts to have time to hang out.
>>6239025
Appletini
>>6239078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Af2cr-Iahw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT7OvUY37KM
>>6239084
Don't be so hard on yourself mate, you went out with him for three years, thats a pretty damn substantial amount of time for a gay relationship.... sadly so.
Just get yourself back on the market man, make new friends too in the mean time, just give it a go. Of course uni people are going to be busy a large majority of the time, even so I'm sure you can find some other mates.
>>6239078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
>>6239084
>I don't think I could ever meet someone like that again.
People always think that after a bad breakup, but it's not true at all. There are a ton more people out there who are like that than you seem to think right now. Does it take a bit more effort to find them over the average idiot? Yes, but that's what makes it worth it too.
>>6239084
I dunno what you look like or who you are, so perhaps I'm wrong and you deserve to be lonely and constantly clinching onto a guy who didn't really love you in the first place to dump you for an average twink.
>>6239054
KR what's the catch with you, there's no such thing as a perfect being.
At least I think that's the case...
Whats your secret, how do you do it?
WOOOOOOOOOAHH I GOT A NEW GAYMEN PC WOAH BROK THATS SO COOL LIKE FALLOUT 4 DUDE YEAH TODD IS SUCH A COOL GUY I LOVE BETHESDA ALL OF THEIR GAMES ARE EXCELLENT AND AMUSING AND FUN AND THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE
FALLOUT 4 IS MY FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME AND I'M NIQ AND I'M A DOM AND I LIKE FO4
t. niq
>>6239025
Double gin and tonic or a cider. usually gin.
>>6239120
>Fallout 4
Literally garbage
>>6239025
bottled water, coconut water, lemonade (if it's real),
>>6239032
the thing is he not only alienated me, but his friends too
my ex's best friend is no fan of seeing the two together and he even told me that he sometimes wishes me and my ex were back together because it didn't make him feel awkward
>>6239120
>that three hour gap
awh he was so in love with you
>>6239120
Dude did he humiliate you at school prom or something?
>>6239120
Aww what therapy was niq in?
>>6239144
no I'm just drunk n bored 2bh
Parents don't know I'm gay but seriously asked me if my best friend (who happens to be gay) is my boyfriend
>>6239148
>>6239141
he's most likely doing drugs with him, crack, cocaine, meth, etc. makes peoples personalities change...
>>6239133
Don't even get me started on that piece of shit game, I literally stopped playing video games because of Fallout 4. Let down after let down and then that piece of shit got released.
Fuck, I'm actually being triggered by something!
>>6239141
Well the guy has just ruined his whole life, stay hanging out with his mates I guess, at least you'll have those dudes as buddies. It seems like they clearly liked you a lot.
>>6239142
Bombay sapphire is gross. Tanqueray or sipsmith are personal favourites
>>6239156
My Mom asks if I'm gay like every week. I don't even want to tell her because I know she'll say "I KNEW IT!!!"
>>6239141
It's not too late to save his soul.
Burn the demon.
>>6239142
:/ what do you mean by hopeless?
>>6239161
dark souls 3 was what shat me up.
Got softbanned for no fucking reason a week after release and barely got to beat the fucking game.
Can't play with friends and had to dispute with steam over a refund because I had previously refunded fallout 4 and SFV.
Gamings a joke right now
>>6239156
They know.
meme
>>6239181
this, the "I knew it" response would piss me off i dont want to give people the satisfaction of that response.
>>6239191
I think softbans only affect the current character, if you create a new one they shouldn't be softbanned.
>>6239161
I'm looking forward to Overwatch though, had a blast in the beta and nearly all my friends are getting it. <3 Mercy
>>6239192
Told her I was bi when I was 16. It was never discussed ever again. Now maybe they're trying to show me they accept it. Idk. Don't want to come out to them yet as I'm living at home still because my degree is long as fuck.
>>6239207
Oh and the Blood and Wine expansion for Witcher 3 is looking amazing.
>>6239207
I can't wait for Overwatch to come out
>I'M N-NOT A TRANNY GUYS I S-SWEAR
>>6239078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk
>>6239201
said it was my account but i'll try again sometime
not like im gonna get my money back
>>6239227
I could be wrong, I haven't played Dark Souls 3, but several of my friends have and they've mentioned softbans usually only affect the character. There are hackers that can softban people by attacking them.
>Pls
>>6239232
yeah, saw a stream of that.
4 or so hours of a guy just getting scores of people banned.
>tfw
>>6239161
Last I talked to my ex's best friend was that he still didn't have my ex's new bf added on facebook, which screams volumes.
>>6239171
Naw its alright, I love tanqueray though! Need to try some more, I've been meaning to try Hendricks with cucumber for some time now.
>>6239191
I dunno, just made a crap joke, I didn't want to be seen as so arrogant as to admit I'm perfect hahaha.
I've personally never gave any of the DS games a go, I didn't play too many games a few years back and slowly weened off of it all. I only got hyped for games again with the release of Fallout 4. So naturally you can expect what it did for my gaming lust.
I just don't do any gaming anymore really, I'd much rather read a book than play a game now.
I'm still a big fan of coop games and multiplayer stuff with friends though, but I mainly play with my friends buddies when I go to his.
I'm off out to his now actually to watch some more Star Trek, so I'll cya later anon!
>>6239242
Gross
>>6239245
Exactly man, the guys a dick and his new bf is probably the nightmare we all talk about on here.
Just chill with his friends, I don't think he will hang out with them much given what you've said of his new relationship.
Also, its a long shot but not impossible, that other anon mentioned it could be a drugs thing. From my experiences with drugs it could be very much the case here.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LIAR YOU TOOK FUCKING TRANNY PILLS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>6239263
HERESY! TREASON!
NIQ IS HEREBY EXPELLED FROM GAYGEN
t. Gaygen King
niq why arent you ebenly trolling rugby
look how nuts hes going over you
>all these semi-nudes of rugby
>still no dick pic
For shame.
>>6239040
>marry me
I'm not your type. Just my peen.
>>6239311
>inb4 it's small
swede says it's like 5.5" but pretty girthy
literally my favorite kind of dick
>>6239334
t. someone who has never spoken to swede
>>6239344
he said it a few weeks ago m8
do i have to get the archive out
>>6239352
yes
>>6239344
bc truthfully its more like 4 inches
>tfw scheduled an appointment with the tattoo parlor
>Tfw getting a maki tattoo
Living the dream.
>>6239305
He's gone to work.
>>6239391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8e8QwPofc
Have you played the date rape game yet?
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/course/53-610/
>>6239407
oh boy.
>>6239407
>at any point you can exit the game using the trigger button
as opposed to just closing the tab?
>>6239405
I want to get tattoos of special things.
I've been avatarfagging with maki since jan 15 on different boards. She's my best friend. Way before trappy g and int took her.
>>6239532
get a tattoo of a 5 inch cock
maki with a 5 inch cock
highly symbolic
>>6239555
What does your name 5652 stand for anyway?
The number of times you've ODed this year or what?
Oh boy, here we go!!!
>>6239568
s a v a g e
>>6239568
MAKI BRINGING THE BANTZ
(also to set the record straight ur coqe is literally 3 inches. t. mtfg insider who knows)
why are we adding a new tinychat this is dumb as fuck jsut stay on one chatroom you autists
>>6239568
>tfw gonna miss the first two days of Overwatch because I'm attending a biophysical conference thing
;_;
Who's the greatest bantzmaster of this thread? Vote now!
1. RugbySlutNekoGirlboyDaddyPup
2. Maki
3. anon 36
4. anon 112
5. Jeb Bush's mom
>>6239634
RugbyNekoSlutDaddyBaraCubPatriot
>>6239639
YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR YOURSELF B-BAKA!
(you should do it as anon instead)
>>6239649
Fuck off. I do what I want.
(was gonna do that anyway)
>>6239634
John
>>6239626
You mean Bastionwatch?
It'll be fun~
>>6239663
Bastion is only a noob killer, hardly gave me any trouble in beta
>>6239659
(Good daddy. *pats ur head*)
>>6239634
OMFGGGG anon 36 fuckin cash dude damn dude
>>6239668
This isn't banter, it's a social experiment tbqh.
tinychat/notgaygen
let's not associate with rugby
>>6239688
>dude
WHOA back the fuck off?! *stabs u in teh ballz xd*
>>6239695
nigga I literally just gave ownership to crab like an hour ago
cunt
>>6239706
then tell crab to merge the rooms you filthy garbage
>>6239706
you gave someone crabs? you disgusting sick fuck
>>6239682
>mfw he thinks taking drugs and starving himself is a life.
>>6239731
*cums on u*
It's Saturday evening and you are on the interwebtube forums posting weird frogs again. You should turn that damn thing off and go suck a dick, Kevin!.
>>6239720
I hope crab brings back hue and cazador and others.
>>6239749
*gently sucks on the tip of ur gurltinkler then makes loud lip smacking noise* eh-heh
>>6239756
idc who's in the room so long as you bitches stop this pointless room drama. make one fucking room and stick to it. preferably keeping rugby out but i could compromise
>>6239748
>mfw i havent even taken any drugs except dat 420 from the earth 420 organic uh huh toke dat boy 420 okhandemoji.jpg since like new year
>mfw he doesnt know of the many health + psychological benefits of fasting
>>6239765
*fucks ur throat*
>>6239792
upload ur deadly bug already!!!
>>6239769
but rugby makes gaygen what it is
how dare you try to get rid of an original
>>6239845
this 2bh but I don't even use the tc anymore so idk why people are scared of me when it comes to the tc
>>6239851
people always treat you like a pedo/rapist, when they're the ones who're so willing to send you nudes and skype jerk with you, wtf is that about?
>>6239845
and gaygen is fucking shiiiiiiiiit
literally the tolerance everyone has for this non-stop cringeathon fucking infuriates me
I feel like you have to be on this general for like two years to even understand what the hell is going on.
>>6239855
They just get salty at me because I take the piss out of them being a sloot coz bantz so they attack me to try to distract everyone from the fact that they wanted my cumcums e.g. Niq & 5652
It's literally a case of people not being able to handle the banter.
>>6239857
Im making this place great again don't worry.
>>6239857
fuck meeee and make it bettter dadddddddy
>>6239877
>again
>implying
>>6239891
Well my posts are of the highest quality.
I care about this place.
>>6239855
rugby literally browses jailbait websites literally posts sexualized pictures of 8yo boys literally has said that he was a paedo unironically before multiple times b4 he realized announcing you are a paedo in public is dumb af and he literally is attracted to under age pre-teen boys
>inb4 Guys its just a meme salty xd
>>6239873
any time i have ever interacted with you in my whole time posting here it was to laugh at you
>>6239898
I know ily maki please be my kawaii bf
>>6238871 #
2-3 guys daily, mostly new, 1-2 guys more consistently.
And umm.... 15 dates?
>>6239924
Sure just let me cum in you whenever I want or on you.
>>6239925
Someday, Army. Someday.
>>6239943
p-please
also post nudes, thanks~~
>>6239947
At this point, if I could back in time, beat the living shit out of 21 year old me, and tell him my ex would be the best thing to ever happen to me and to never fucking squander it over a guy who would never love me, I would in a heart beat.
>>6239943
Ok bb <3
>>6239242
>>6239984
BUT I DO
at least take a selfie uwu
>>6239968
I'd do the same to the me of about a year ago.
Keep on truckin'. I'm sure a much better bf is out there. Just takes a lot of time and self know-how before you find them.
>>6240016
I havent seen you in like a year. I apparently miss all the pics that get posted
>>6240029
I posted this one the other day I think.
I haven't taken many past boot camp still adapting to civilian life.
>>6240058
unffffffffffffffff
so big~
>>6240058
That beard is pretty gross desu senpai
The rest is nice tho ;3
>>6240007
I hope so but after almost 3 years I haven't found anyone even remotely worthwhile.
But at least I look better now that I shaved my pedo stache
>>6240081
you would look even better if you stopped dressing like a 8yo boy and you stopped eating so fucking much
>>6240092
shave and become an 11/10 uwu~~
>>6240086
don't bully army
>>6240100
mmm maybe for you princess ;)
>>6240086
Never changing how I dress, so nah.
>>6240143
make me feel like one with that huge body of yours~
>>6240058
wanna fug bb
>>6240166
keep digging yourself into ur hole then
Smells gay in here
>>6240058
What's your deadlift?
>>6240058
Just destroy me
>>6240081
Ah, you're adorable~
>>6239869
Same
anyone use growlr in these threads?????
>>6240242
are you still fucking slut boy
>>6240242
Reattempt suicide, now.
>>6240267
Growlr yields poor results in my area so I don't use it.
/gaygen/
my bf and I are about to have a threesome with a qt3.14 british exchange student in a few hours
we're all going to be pretty drunk, any tips? i'm nervous (i've never done anything before except with my bf)
>>6240330
Not being drunk would help.
Otherwise have fun seeing your bf fuck/get fucked by another guy.
>>6240330
go on chaturbate and do it :3
earn some money
>>6240092
you should come to the tinychat more often
>>6240330
Rugby?
>>6240058
maki is wiz after he lost weight and grew out his beard? or is maki just another ginger?
tfw too broke for drugs
that's 1 way to stay clean
>>6240456
Tell someone who cares cus we don't.
>>6240456
I hope you stay clean 5652. I believe in you.
>>6240467
please care about me in this brief moment
>>6240472
I have better things to do.
>>6240468
I AM NOT 5652
>>6240476
please remember me one day when you're successful and happy
Does this picture make me look like I have a weird bulge or is it just my imagination?
>>6240486
scooby doo ass fit
>>6240486
yes and also please get a new haircut
>>6240495
it's not objectively terrible but it makes you look way younger than you should, consider finding something that is more flattering to your face shape
>>6240509
I just have issues deciding on what would look best and my hair can be kind of hard to work with and do what I want.
>>6240495
jus messin
>tfw no job skills
>near functionally retarded
>mid twenties can't drive
>only have niche skills that nobody else has like charisma and humor
I think im going to make a YouTube channel unironically
>>6240544
what are you going to youtube about
+ yt bubble burst is imminent t b h there are way too many retards making too much money using it doing fucking nothing
pewdie pie is worth like 400m or some shiet lol bubbles going to pop eventually
>>6240606
I can YouTube abouy anything. How would the bubble pop? YouTube is never going away.
SHE SUCK ON THAT DICK ON A PLANE AND I JUST CALL HER AIRHEAD
>>6240486
Ferris Bueller you're my hero.
>>6240486
You do not look at all how I expected.
>>6240679
What did you expect? I'm tall and not as skinny as I used to be.
I can't find my p-spot when I play with my butt nor can I get a boner, what do?
>>6240685
>nor can I get a boner
If you mean getting a boner while purely doing anal stuff, it's not very common that it happens. You are more likely to be soft unless you touch your dick too.
>I can't find my p-spot when I play with my butt
Did you at least find the small bump that tells you where your prostate would be? If you did, all it takes is time for you to get used to having that part played with.
>>6240617
when speculative interest doesnt meet the value of yt content being produced
idk human behaviour is hard to predict but the low quality cash grabbing content that exists on youtube now is exactly the sort of circumstances that the whole internet was in during the late 90s. probably more likely to be part of a larger crash in tech t b h.
>>6240636
pussy post qt
>>6240058
Hi. What kind of guys do you like
>>6240694
>You are more likely to be soft unless you touch your dick too.
yeah, I was doing that. I just can't get hard with something up my butt. I didn't find any bumps in my rectum
>>6240696
here a qt
Who do I like the best? soalone
>>6240716
hbu tho
Has anyone from NZ/ AUS arrived here who will be my boyfriend yet, ty.
>>6240715
That's normal because more blood is being sent to your butt area than your dick, you usually don't want to get too hard as it can decrease sensations in your ass.
>>6240730
wbm tho
>>6240742
I haven't been able to get any pleasure from playing with my butt at all. I've never had sex but I know I'm not a top so I don't know what the fuck.
>>6240725
soalone is a qt
:^)
>>6240764
Anal isn't always for everyone. Of course you might try need to explore your butt more or get more in the mood for it, it all varies on person.
>>6240777
does not fapping help you get in the mood? I fap twice a day usually
>>6240748
pls pussy
>>6240777
hey epsy make an anal vore vid i'll pay you $1500
>>6240795
http://imgur.com/p7Wg2ql
I'm post-qt
>>6240058
What's your favorite season of drag race
>>6240836
you have someone shove their head up your ass
>>6240819
>hooded eyes/10
>>6240870
It sucks because I could be a "unique" model if I had a more angular face but instead my face is just plain weird
>>6240882
I'll give you some of my angles
>>6240819
be mine pls
>tfw even tulpa bf hates me
would you
>>6240918
Only if he's secretly an ftm.
So I tired putting something marketed as beard oil that's supposed to make it look fuller and nicer and I also put some on my pubes but it's bullcrap. It's just like glittery grease or some shit and now I have to shower again
>>6240853
Don't think that's physically possible.
>>6240918
something about his posture makes him look like an alien
>tfw no cute bear to wreck my twink bp and make me walk funny for a few days
>>6240930
eh im a mess
http://imgur.com/7zTmhqJ
>>6240918
his face looks older than his body is kinda disorienting
>>6240945
Not mathc enough and you have a poor people phone
>>6240950
Im an android developer, i have lots of android phones
Im not very masc plus im nearly 22, when does it happen..
>>6240945
YOU'RE BACK
>>6240930
your personality was making me expect someone qtr if its any consolation
>>6240995
Oh please I see more poor ghetto trash with Apple products.
>>6240995
>wanting an iphone purely for bragging about how much money you wasted on it
WOW
>>6241017
He probably uses a mac and has apple earbuds and puts all those apple stickers on everything too lol.
>>6241028
linux neckburd pls
>>6241028
Thinkpad t420 desu
>>6240995
I could easily afford an iphone, im simply not interested in them
>>6241043
hahahahaha are you literally me
