Why can't I find a boyfriend who hates people as much as I do? Do I have to abduct an old man from a nursing home to get this level of misanthropy?
>>6215856
go to /lit/ and find you one
You can't find them because misanthropes tend to make themselves hard to find.
>>6215856
East coast? At least 6 feet tall? Race?
>>6215936
reading makes people gay and cynical
>>6216039
Age? Weight? Topr or bottom?
Better question, how do I find another gay that hates humanity too - and isn't a complete and total fucking loser?
>>6216107
>33
I'm surprised, I was expecting you to be one of the 20-year-old "misanthropes" that populate this site
>>6216150
No. My species-hatred has aged pretty well.
>>6215924
Yep
Try Internet dating, I guess?
>>6216562
Have been for years. Nothing but normies, old men and obesefats.
>>6216605
>obesefats
Tell me that slang isnt a thing
>>6216675
I said it because I wanted to say it.
>>6216107
I wish I could hug you, senpai.
While you called me names for doing that cuz' you're so tsun tsun
>>6215910
>tfw no pretentious /lit/ bf who talks so much you have to kiss him to get him to shut up