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last thread >>6190836

tinychat com/notgaygen
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>tfw no crab bf
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question: if japs censor the porn because amerifats told them to back in 1948 why can't they just repeal these bullshit laws when they are no longer occupied? are japs retarded?

i want to see their dick un-pixelated god damn it
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>>6194572

>tfw no gf
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>tfw no xirfriend
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chaturbate com/romeo_ib/
chaturbate com/garshot/
chaturbate com/vannn89/

>tfw no cuddly hairy 10/10 bf
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How tough are you, /gaygen/?
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>>6194586
Because nobody wants to be the guy whose only political input is too see more penises in their life. Japans a pretty homophobic country besides in Shinjuku_Ni-chōme which is a gay district there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinjuku_Ni-chōme
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does hitler's hole really look that used?
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>>6194617
b-but i'm too poor to see nippon boys up close
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>>6194625
wat
who said it did?
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Have you ever fucked a passed out guy at a party?
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>>6194633

3 guys were discussing a picture of you in the tinychat, apparently your ass looks used up
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>>6194645
they haven't seen a picture of my asshole because there aren't pictures of it
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>>6194636
no, I'm not a rapist
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>>6194636

no, but i've been fucked by drunk str8 guys, who apparently didn't remember having sex with me in the morning....
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>>6194648
nah senpai i saw your asshole
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>>6194656
We've been over this, boys can't be raped, and if they're passed out they can't say no so it isn't rape
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>>6194662
k post it
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>>6194667
im not your bitch fampai
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>>6194684
cause u didn't see shit
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>>6194694
k then
let's see the pic
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>>6194665
That's irrelevant.
He's a male so tat makes him automatically a rapist.
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>>6194665
If you're going to be a rapist, be a man and do it against someone who can fight back
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>>6194725
and not enjoy seeing their confused and ruined expression when they come out of the restroom the next day after seeing cum on the toilet paper?
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>>6194742
It's about the journey, not the destination

That's what daddy always told me
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>>6194752
your daddy gave you a good advice
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Who here Eurovision? Malta / Armenia to win
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>tfw you will never have a boyfriend
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>>6194820
Ill be your bf...
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>>6194840
Not if you ever saw me.
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>>6194857
Im not picky tbqh.
Post pic bb


Im sure you have something im attracted too.
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Who is cutest ESC guy this year? I say Latvia.
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>>6194871
what's ESC?
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>>6194871
Sweden always where it's manz or their act
It's sweden
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>>6194880
You can't vote Måns
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>>6194884
Then vote for Sweden guy their act
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>>6194867
I've fallen for that trick before.
People usually say "ayy lmao" or "I'm so sorry..."
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Hitler, is your dad or someone who was like a father-figure to you dead?
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>>6194962
>guessing games
>"psychic"
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>>6194992

Divination/Mediumship/Sorcery is not of God.
I don't consider myself a psychic but can't think of a better name to call myself.

I just get hunches/thoughts/feelings that come to mind. This tall guy with dark slicked back hair was standing in my thoughts talking about how funny his son dresses. "Yep, that's my son" he said when I asked if his son was Hitler. It may not be his dad, could be an uncle, or perhaps Satan.
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>>6195029
Imaginative at best. Insane at worse.
Bullshitting, most likely.
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>>6195029
omg how did u do that
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>>6195058

Not bullshitting. I'm pretty sure everyone gets the same thoughts, visions, feelings, etc. They just pass them off as nothing or ignore them.

>>6195061
I don't know. It's definitely not a gift.

It's funny thought. Hitler's dad (if it was his dad) looks like a movie villian, seriously. Think his dad might of been involved with the london/Uk punk scene in some way, so Hitler's interests are kind of similar to his.
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>>6195093

>late 70s-80s Uk punk/goth scene

I totally see his dad looking like a bad ass. lol

Pls tell me I'm totally wrong because the visuals are hilarious of Uk punk guys skanking.
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>>6195029
Begin with the premise that Hitler styles himself alt/femme.
Hitler has jet black hair, so most likely has a father with dark hair.
Hitler's father is likely 40+/ of an older generation.
Older generations tend to be more traditional, especially male members.
Traditional people tend to not like males deviating from binary gender expectations.
Hence, Hitler's father is likely not thrilled with his son styling himself alt/femme.
Except you're not even that specific, and give yourself leeway by saying "father figure" and not making the "father figure's" opinion on the clothes clear.
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>>6195128

His father said "Yep, that's my son." jokingly as if referencing how Hitler dresses is due to his influence because he use to dress similar in some ways when he was around the same age. Also his boot obsession his father also had.

I also picked up on a heroin overdose, but not sure if his dad died from that or what. That part wasn't too clear.
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R8 my tattoo fags
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Help me guys

Ive been falling deeper and deeper in love with a breeder from college for the past 3 months, and the problem is, he is really determined to be friends with me. He wants to hang out all the time. He just texted me 10 min ago asking if I want to go to a concert with him tonight, after he comes back from dinner with his girlfriend. It sucks.
I dont know what to do. Im really shy and I hate cutting people off, but I have to find a way to make him stop insisting on this friendship because it's really fucking hurting me.
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>>6195174
move your fucking meathook i wanna scope that keyboard
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>>6195172

Oh shit maybe I'm communicating with Sid Vicious.
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>>6194962
no
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>>6195178
don't miss out on a good friendship just because it means you can't get literally everything you want from it.
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>>6195180
Cheers
-Aced
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>>6195029
>or perhaps Satan
oh shit nvm
missed this part
yea, holy shit
spooky stuff

tell daddy I love him and miss him dearly, but there is work to be done yet
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ZE OFFICIALEN TRIPCODE WAS FOUNDEN
all memeposters can now move aside for mwa
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tfw no pups
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>>6195182
>>6195196


Maybe it was your mom. Was she a punk rock queen?
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>>6195188
Sounds good on paper but it's not how it works unfortunately
Whenever he drops me off at home I break apart. It hurts so bad
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>>6195213

did your mom slick her hair back like a guy? and dress like a punk/goth guy in the 70s-80s?
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>>6195214
totally understand the feeling, don't get me wrong. falling for a straight guy is practically a gay rite of passage. if you think he'll be understanding, realtalk with him. if he's a good friend, he'll hear you out.
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>>6195209

this canadian guy...
make him your pup

chaturbate com/hot8pack01/
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>>6195213
the only punk rock queen is me, and don't forget

my sister is very similar to me though
we are both perfect examples of teenage rebellion from strict traditional upbringing
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>>6195209
Sludge still wants to be your pup
Let him in and let him sniff your pits
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>>6195214
Yeah mate, falling for straight dudes is a fuck.

People tell you not to do it, its unavoidable really because you're and therefore attracted to men.
Fuck man, I'm sooooo tired now, jacuzzis are too relaxing!
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>>6195231

>Access Denied. This room is not available to your region or gender.


>>6195240

He can get these pits
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>>6195253
he probably lives in the same state as you then
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>>6195225
but I'm 21 now, I don't want to be dealing with this kind of high school faggot crap. I thought I was over that phase, but then this guy came into my life and ruined everything.

I am totally sure he would be understanding if I told him. He is really empathetic and just a great person in general. But I don't want to do that, yknow? I think it's a bit humiliating, and there's nothing he or I can do about it, so I don't see the point.
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>>6195201
Aced post a pic of your pussyhole.
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>>6195258

Das racis
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>>6195262
k heres my bellybutton
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tfw omw to getting white girl wasted
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I haven't jizzed in 3 days. Everytime I get in the "mood" I just ignore my thoughts and do something else instead.
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>>6195321
ayyy lmao drunk
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>>6195321

why? did your fuckbuddie cheat on you?
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>>6195253
Give them(your pits) to him then
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>>6195335
that works too haha

>>6195340
it wouldn't be cheating if he was sleeping with someone else
I went out with someone else last night
I'm just drinking for the enjoyment of alcohol
it's saturday night and I have nothing else to do
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>>6195321
Dr Cuddy pls, you shouldn't be drinking
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>>6195298
>>6195321
y'all spooky
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>>6195344

Who says I haven't already
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>>6195359
I LOST MY LICENSE TO PRACTISE MEDICINE
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

>>6195364
skelly crew tearin it up
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>>6195344
stop replying to yourself, Senpoop
Nobody cares about your desire to fuck dogs
gross canadian dog fucker
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>>6195261
bottling your feelings forever is a good way to go completely insane, though. it's really a matter of whether you think you'd feel better by being honest about your emotions, or by playing it off.
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>>6195379

>tfw u been gone from gaygen for months and you're STILL kween dogdaddy of gaygen snatchin all these jelly anons to filth
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>mfw rigged Eurovision voting
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Damn, 4-FA is actually fucking awesome. The comeup is really gradual but making process. Music sounds like it does on MDMA but none of that jawclench or loss of control bullshit. Not thriving in pleasure but definitely feels top notch.

Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn-X5A0gbMA

/blog
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>>6195398
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>>6195405
>(you)
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>>6195422
*raises paw*
jk
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>>6195368
The man himself, go to calm and rub your scent on him
>>6195393
>salty aus boys
Get out, Ukraine deserved it
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Is it bad that my dick is 5". Im short and skinny and a bottom and feel like I dont get honest answers.
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>>6195474
I'd hit it if you're not ugly
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>>6195474
post face
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>>6195174

Many people are probably gonna think this is some symbol indicating you're willing to seed people with the HIV
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>>6195466
No my favorite was Latvia, Lithuania and Netherlands(Baltic power also hottest guys). But I liked Russia and it deserved to win. But it's obvious Eurovision is anti-Russian tool, they got most people's votes but couldn't win because of jury votes. Ukraine's song was bad it was obvious political stance. I'd rather have Australia win.

And now I want Latvian qt bf
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>>6195474

Small dicks are cute but 5 isnt even really small, esp if you're short it probs looks average or above
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>>6195493

He looks like a doll
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>>6195493

Fuck him.

My eternal /mu/sband will be Robert Alfons
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>>6195493
I just want manz to touch my hands desu and smile at me like Jesus, he's so pretty.
>>6195504
Yeah manz ,seen here >>6194884 is a much better pick
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>>6195504
He's perfection
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>>6195493
>>6195521
>hooded eyes
dropped
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>>6194884

Helll yeah I'd wreck this gayfaced cutie
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Netherlands is fine too, those eyes
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>>6195545
is he a stroke survivor?
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>>6195550
He will be :3
>>6195541
You can get sloppy seconds mate :)
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>>6195576
>not killing your sexual mates after you've finished with them
normies get out
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>>6195544
https://youtu.be/NHffhGkpgFA
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>tfw no Baltic bf to hate communists with
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>>6195576

I'm sure he could handle a DP
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>>6195604
>Baltics
>not being socialist
good luck with that m80
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>>6195623
socialist are good at deepthroating
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He's too hot to be straight
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https://youtu.be/XbGJzQgsNhU
Dirty.
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>>6195598
Is that why you're drinking fireballs? Ilalso that sounds like hard drink
>>6195615
He could but I don't like sharing you can have his mouth
>>6195643
I fucking know right
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https://youtu.be/DWGXZI6LC5Q
Filthy.

>tfw never got a chance to thank the anon who sent me this almost exactly a year ago
<3 you wherever you are
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>>6195598
like a female spider hitler
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brushing up on my greek fucking sucks
but after thinking about it yesterday I've decided to improve it out of spite
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kll39EVA6w

>>6195652
>>6195666
yes
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>>6195321

I have a bottle of that and have yet to try it
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>>6195679
https://youtu.be/N2yXLkg3Ltg

FIIIIIIILLLTHY
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>>6195666
Satan trips has spoken.
Hitler confirmed for black widow bb
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https://youtu.be/UbF0QZ1e6eM
this too, the entire channel has fuckin dope tracks
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>>6195681
Try it and tell me how it goes, looks interesting
What type of spirit is it ?
>inb4 a spooky one
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>>6195681
it's good
drink it
you'll probably have this reaction though

>>6195701
it's whiskey
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>>6195701

Fireball Whiskey, supposed to taste just like the candy
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>>6195709

Yeah I'm not sure why I bought it, I'm not really big on the candy
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>>6195709
>>6195710
Interesting
I like whiskey as it is, might give it a go one day
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>>6195321
>>6195710
Fireball master race, lads.
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>>6195735
that's different from out
mine is just straight whiskey with cinnamon in it

u got puci shit
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>>6195778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12W8DtQwWYA
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>>6195780
why r you up so late?
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>>6195791
It's 1am nigga
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>>6195798
fuck you i am going to bed
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>>6195817
nightynight :)
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>>6195828
rugby, do you speak any greek?
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>>6195840
nai malakas
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>>6195845
actual conversational greek
or quick phrases and curse words you googled?
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>>6195854
I can converse fairly okay when speaking. I have difficulty in receiving conversations though because they talk so fast and I have shit hearing. I can read it fluently and pronounce it all, obvs. Can sometimes write it.
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what are you listening to /gaygen/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxbrZiazZA
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>>6195868
how advanced is your conversation vocabulary?
because I know a fair bit and I want a partner to speak it with occasionally
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>>6195868
Men du forstår svenska
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>>6195870
https://youtu.be/RVMvART9kb8
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>>6195877
I'm rusty as fuck because I haven't had to speak Greek in like 2 years so idk. I'm busy tonight but we could maybe give it a shot another time.

You going on vacation to Greece or just interested?

>>6195870
https://youtu.be/-c9-poC5HGw?t=2m9s

>>6195881
Ja
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
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What is LGBT listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd12GtDpRbM
Also:
What are you doing for the rest of weekend?
I'm going home and probably going to chill, work out and do some homework tomorrow before coming back to campus for the last week of the year.
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>>6195918
It's my national day soon
So I'm preparing for that
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>>6195870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd12GtDpRbM
didn't see there was already one lol
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>>6195907
well I was taught up until I was about 8
and my family nags me for bailing on it
I need to improve my vocabulary a bit more and practice my fluidity
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>>6195918

Looking at apartments sigh
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>>6195930
How so?
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>>6195907
>rugby
>busy
sure okay pal
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>>6195938
Sounds exciting anon. Gl to you.
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>>6195942
I'm talking to my friend who just got engaged to her bf n listening to music enjoying my 4FA ;3

>>6195937
Check out duolingo. I had a huge advantage cos I lived in Cyprus for like half a year when I was younger so being immersed in another language was beneficial as fuck.
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>>6195941
Champagne breakfast and have to prep some food
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This thread reminds me of that one time I went on a date with an actual model.

It's probably for the better that it didn't work out in the end, because simply being in his presence made me retarded. I almost have ethical problems with dating someone, let alone wifeing, someone that attractive.

I feel like I would only objectify him and never appreciate him as a person. Plus I'd always have to worry about not being good enough for him because he can drop me for a thousand other babes, whereas I could probably only drop him for a dozen or so, and probably none of them as boner-inducing has him
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>>6195948

It's the worst desu

Vacancy rate in Vancouver is 0.6% and every place I see has like a couple dozen other people after it
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>>6195959
>I feel like I would only objectify him and never appreciate him as a person
I fail to see a problem with this

>>6195952
eh mainly interested in a conversational partner
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>>6195962

My ex always has a ton of trouble looking for apartments in Vancouver.

He is jealous when I say how cheap and nice or apartments are back down here
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>>6195962
That sucks man. I have not had to deal with that struggle yet...still n college and living with my dad until I get my master's degree
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>>6195980

I hate you people so much

I need to get out of here but I got like my ideal job sigh
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>>6195991

Yeah, sadly Vancouver is a way prettier than marshland and shifty Mexican beaches and flea markets
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>>6195970
It's better to have a conversation partner irl, the body language helps to understand the words.
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Can I join /gaygen/?
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>>6196086

Only if you post bussy
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How do I find a lesfriend who isn't a batshit feminist? Is there a grindr for that? Maybe a thread on soc or lgbt?
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>>6196096

Find a closeted ftm
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>>6196106
But then I'll wanna fuck him
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Senpai let's move in together
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>>6196113

If he's closeted he ain't gon look like a dude yet duh

>>6196121

K, hope your butthole is ready
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would
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>>6196129
pls namefag as russet
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>>6196121
>>6196128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzU9OrZlKb8
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Where the fuck do you go to find dank boys?

The gay clubs near me are filled with brainless twinks and teenage runts trying to score a dime bag. Everyone else is straight.

Is it best to just be satisfied with the brainless twinks?
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>>6196095
Unfortunately my boipucci isn't that great.
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>>6196128
I never said we were gonna bang.

>>6196135
I heard you wanted my skype.
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>>6196144

Go to a bear bar duh

>>6196146

Go work on it
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>>6196150

I did
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>>6196150
oh yeah
hmu bby
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>tfw bae falls asleep n u still have like 8 more hours of ravin left
>tfw lonely
;_;
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>>6196179
Please commit suicide
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>>6196198
*completes sudoku*
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P A L E M E M E
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>>6196240
>implying aced does drugs
literally just a cute autistic femboy attention-whore furry
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>>6196230
there's only one pale meme
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>>6196257
what the fuck is that
>>6196258
top skele hitler, i've seen improvement
>>6196247
>filename
Hello undercutfaggot/ effayposter
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>>6196258
I've been the same weight for like 4 years
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>>6196144
What the heck is a dank boy?

Also turning 21 soon, should I even bother to go to gay clubs?
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>>6196300
whoops
>>6196290
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I "broke off" my first, very brief, relationship with a guy because I didn't want to deal with "relationship stuff". Now, months later, I'm feeling really lonely though.

I keep telling myself that the right person will come along and it will feel natural but that seems like a lie at this point.

How do I get over my emotional retardation? I went to a therapist for like 3 weeks for anxiety shit before and all they did was try to put me on meds.
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>>6196303

I'm a dank boi
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>>6196314

Suck like a million dicks
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>>6196317
No you are a lie.
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>>6196330

Literally nothing about me has ever been a lie
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>>6196258
>hitler
More like holocaust. Looks like you were in Auschwitz.
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>>6196409
Mmmm
I guess you should fatten me up then, daddy~
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>>6196409

ooohhh biiiiiitch yass kween read that bitch ta FILTH
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>>6194603
Not a single one of these faggots knows how to hold a handgun properly.
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>>6196415
The one on the far right at least don't have his finger on the trigger
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>>6196411
I would. You need some yummy food.
>>6196413
You are cancer.
You have always been cancer.
You will always be cancer.
And you should die of cancer.
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>>6196425

Ooh gurl dont come for me less you wanna get SNATCHEDT
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>>6196425
take me to taco bell and buy me a 12 taco pack
<3
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>>6196409
burn
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Feeling sad gonna drink alone
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>>6196561

Whatcha drinkin?
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Moving across the country tomorrow with my bf of a year now that he is done with Pharmacy school.
I don't think I've been this scared and excited in my life
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>>6196580

When y'all gettin engaged?
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>crush on guy
>he might feel same
>when he looks at me I try to avoid eye contact
>when he approaches I try to escape
>last night at party he asks can he walk me home
>get super nervous and lie "no it's ok I'm having someone to pick me up"
>hate myself when I get home
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>>6196578

lemonade beer and strongbow gold.

Do those count as girly drinks ?
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>>6196230

Am I the only one who unironically likes vapourwave ?
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>>6196580
'Grats Anon! I'm so happy for you!

>>6196599
Sounds like the best thing to do now is that you make a move on him like he did when he asked to walk you back home, if you intend to show you are also interested on him and fix that small fuck-up. Don't be so afraid.
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>>6196606

Yes but we accept you for who you are
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>Browsing Greco Rai's twitter
>Went on a micro rant about gay men sleeping with 16/17 year old boys
>Has admitted in the past to sleeping around with older men at 15 an age that is not legal in any state

I can see why his black boyfriend cheated on him lmao.
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>>6196616
Yo.
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>>6196625
I want to so badly... But when I like someone I start behaving like I'm not interested. Happened with my high school crush too, I was cold asshole when I actually wanted him. The thought of being alone with my crush and telling my honest feelings just makes me too nervous.
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>>6196638
>Yes but we accept you for who you are


>>6196673

fav video ?
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>>6196699

Eh should have send thank you to sempai. I haven't even started drinking yet either.
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>>6196692

stop being a sperg.

You're not Helga Pataki.
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>>6196673

is this best vaporwave vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6xnheA3Zc
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i wish i could at least not wince when taking cum in my mouth but it just tastes so gross
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What are the political views of gaygen ?

I'm conservative but finding that i'm increasingly sympathetic to left wing ideas.
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>>6196905
I hate women jews muslims and niggers in that order tbVh
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>>6196905
legalize it xD
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>Get drunk and suddenly I'm super fem
Ugh, this sucks...
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>>6196921
>jews

why jews ? not disagreeing but wanna know why ?
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>>6196905
I don't even know. I find it hard to give too many shits about political issues. I just go with whatever makes the most sense. I don't really have an "alignment"
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>>6196905
Used to be an arch conservative. Now I'm really liberal.
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I may have herpes
kill me
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>>6196870
I'm there with you senpai.
Weird thing is I still eat it because #instinct, plus knowing it was in his ballsack makes me want it inside me too.
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>>6196941
Only if you kill me first, gurlfriend.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

Jesus, I hate being drunk. I turn into a goddamn stereotype.
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>>6196940

what caused the change.

I went from cringy far leftist to kinda conservative and i think i might go back in the other direction
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>>6196952
lmfao
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>>6196958
Getting kicked in the dick by real life, and seeing conservative policies fuck over my hometown, and fail in general.
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>>6196967
>Getting kicked in the dick by real life

How so ?
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>>6196870
I seriously worry I may not like swallowing someone else's cum once I get down to it.

I like eating my own, but for all I know, I'm a relatively special case and most people's cum tastes bad. Worst part is, I think it's offensive to spit it out, so even if I don't like it, I will most likely still pass it down.
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>>6196978
I graduated college right before the great recession. There were no jobs. I got abused by private industry.
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>>6196992
>I graduated college right before the great recession

That fucking sucks. Hope everything worked out. WHat did you study ?
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>>6196980

I hope that was an example of bad vaporwave because otherwise you have shit taste.
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>>6197007
Worthlessness. Wanted to be a teacher, but after everything hit the fan, I couldn't afford grad school. But even if I hadn't majored in history (which I thought would be useful in the myriad of historical sites where I lived), even the STEM guys I knew ended up working in used car dealerships after the crash.

I managed to get a government job after two years, but had to work in prisons for a while. I'm actually working toward a position in the state museum now, but that crash knocked probably five years off my progress.
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>>6197031
>I managed to get a government job after two years

glad to hear that.
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Does anyone here use this stuff ?

My face is probably way too fucked up at this point but I still bought one for some reason.

Also who else / tries to use organic and expensive shampoos/soap / ?
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>>6196979

I've only ever had one guy taste bad but I'm pretty sure his diet was shit. Everyone else has been fine.

Source: 7 guys.
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>>6197054
Me too. The unemployment royally boned my credit rating, though. It was more of a setback, but it taught me a harsh lesson about conservative and neoliberal policies. I'm full Jill Stein now.

>>6197074
Oh my god, tea tree oil is the shit. I only buy it once in a while, but it always leaves my scalp feeling AMAZING.
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>>6197102
Cool then. I can rest easy knowing I most likely won't have trouble swallowing someone else's semen, as weird as that sounds.
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>>6197102

Do different guys actually have different tastes ?

Like was one guy, vanilla, another guys strawberry ?
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>>6197110
If you get too gaggy on jizz, just make sure you have some seltzer water on hand. Clears the taste right up. Water will work too, but not as well.

>>6197112
From what I understand, it largely depends on diet.I had a BF with delicious semen, and one with shitty tasting semen. The water was lifesaver.

I have a feeling Rahmone ate pineapple a bunch before we got together. I could've sucked him dry and still wanted more... god he was so great in the sack.
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>>6197109
>Oh my god, tea tree oil is the shit

lol I include the wrong pic; I ment the face wash

what does it do for the scapel tho ?
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>>6197110

It's the texture that can really be weird. Not the taste.

>>6197112
Some were sweet, some were salty. its diet dependent

Precum always tastes great though.

Everytime someone gives me head they comment about how delicious it is.
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>>6197128
>.I had a BF with delicious semen

His semen tasted like pineapple; I really need to start sucking dick then
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>>6197109
>but it taught me a harsh lesson about conservative and neoliberal policies. I'm full Jill Stein now.

cool, although i live in canadaland and life isn't all that great here so :/
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>>6197141
>It's the texture that can really be weird
Huh, really? 'Cause I'd say mine's pretty "silky," and I figured semen's texture didn't really vary between men.
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>>6197151
Guarantee you have it better than the dickheads we have here. But I realize nowhere is perfect. By sheer numbers you guys have better numbers.

Upstate NY by the way, so I'm almost Canada.
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>walk into bedroom
>see this
>what do
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>>6197160

My first ex came like a water gun, shot far and only pure liquid.

Some can be more stringy and viscous, some can be just different. If you aren't used to it, it's random.
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>>6197173

>lay on his chest and fall asleep, sniffing his underarms deeply

We can mess around in the morning
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>>6197143
I had an ex whose jizz tasted like fish oil. Didn't help he would fall asleep immediately after sucking him off, so our sex life was one-sided, but still...
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>>6197161
>By sheer numbers you guys have better numbers

Meh; I vaguely suspect that if you have health insurance in the states it's better than what you get here. Also other than the healthcare system the safety net is basically the same as the states; a gov pension plan, unemployment insurance and a welfare system that pays incredibly shitty rates.

Also a bunch of highly protected gov workers and a few selected private industries ( seriously fucking telecom companies are the worst here- rogers charges fucking $80 for a single gb. ( here https://www.rogers.com/consumer/wireless/share-everything?ipn=1) JUST)
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>>6197173

>sniff pits
>smooch face
>flip legs up and eat his no doubt hairy butt
>suck dick
>fuck butt

duh
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