>what you're worshipping every time you have a gay fantasy
Old Thread: >>6184052
>Not replacing the pentagram with the alchemical symbol for sulfur
One job
>>6187289
>>what you're worshipping every time you have a gay fantasy
Odin, Thor, Tyr etc.
I've been rewatching Vikings over the last few days and it's splintered into a new fantasy from an old one. I really want to have ritualistic, trance-like sex while fucked up on a cocktail of drugs to music like https://youtu.be/Cz3O0JftA5w Would be kinda cool to go even further and cut each other. I know this is ridiculously edgy/autistic, you don't have to tell me that. It just sounds super hot in my mind.
Kinda did something similar with my ex when we had some Crusader/Catholic chanting on with Swastikas on the wall while I wore a gas mask but we both ended up laughing too hard to really do anything.
>>6187327
kekt
>>6187327
Littenfag detected
>>6187327
Haha, that would have be fucking amazing
>>6187327
this
missed opportunity t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ROUoSgeYio
me irl
>>6187289
How do I become neopagan :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tHwHZMQxiN
How can I sound more masc/confident?
>>6187357
Join okcupid.
>short haired bottoms
>>6187368
Dude I joined that for like three days, the people on it, fucking hells bells quite the site.
The amount of trans masculine, weird shit, dressed as a plant
Fuck me it was strange
This gaygen edition had summoned me forth from the cavernous depths of the loosest boipussy
>>6187387
literally who cares
>>6187381
I'm pretty sure all dating sites are filled with the final dregs that are left swirling the bowl of romance...
>>6187372
Go fuck a woman, breeder.
>>6187404
t b h tho you are around the same level of attractiveness as they are
ima give you a solid 2.7/10
>>6187404
And yet, here are a lot of us.
>>6187424
Don't hate, appreci8
>>6187462
https://youtu.be/_99mcz2Mavo
dude you spit mad bars
>>6187462
This pic is cringe and not flattering at all.
>>6187416
I would but none will have me. I figured I'd just go slumming with the homos because most of them like to bottom anyway, right?
>>6187472
I'm a cringey guy. It's my bread and butter
>>6187481
>failed hetfags
>>6187493
If ya got it, flaunt it hunty.
>>6187357
Neopaganism is pretty legit spiritually. The only issue with it is that it needs a better public relations team. They need to do what corporations do and rename their terms and ideas.
Dont call witchcraft witchcraft or magick magick. Call it something else to make it seem more professional. They also bastardize classic paganism and add edgy stuff to it for the sole purpose of being different and edgy.
The mantras and astral projection are legit concepts though.
It also fails in legitimacy because it doesnt have one official doctrine and not based off fear.
That's how Christianity strives. Its takes our fear of tfe unknown like death and punishes us there if you don't obey. I read the NT ESV and orthodox NT when in holding in navy and the book isn't really written that well. It has a pretty weird learning curve and really vague.
I bought a ton of stims so im blabbing.
Too answer your question. To be a neopagan just believe in the earthen energy around you. You can believe in monotheist and more than one goddess if you want or pantheistic if you want. Paganisms pretty much do whatever as long as you celebrate the twelve holidays the best you can.
>>6187462
Dude why do you always have your head tilted at that weird angle in all your photos.
>>6187404
Some are ok but tindr weeds out a lot of really bad ones saying that yesterday there was one with a fedora + weeaboo blade, fantastic
>>6187502
Thanks good books or resources to start with ?
>>6187493
post penis/butt pls
there has to be something redeeming about you :/
I can look past a shitty face if the private parts are nice.
>>6187513
>dam son.jpg
>tfw no redneck bf
>will never see him come in sweaty and dirty after working on his truck
>he will never take you camping and fishing
>will never lightly tease you for being more fem
>will never get to cuddle in his strong arms
why live
>>6187506
I'm super guilty of the head tilt
it's present in 90% of my pictures
>>6187519
But your not a girl, army ?
>>6187506
Became habitual I guess. I just think it makes a picture more dynamic, because straight on pictures are awful.
>>6187513
Nah. Average uncut but aesthetically pleasing dick, but I have a nice ass thanks to my Colombian side, and my legs look nice.
And I do have an okay face. Most certainly not ugly.
>>6187506
animated by Shaft
>>6187526
same with that ugly dent on your stomach
making you look less than bullet proof
>>6187510
There's not really one doctrine like the bible or quran or whatever. Just tons of resources that have similar ideas like magick holidays the pentacle and interconnectedness. I actually really like pagan ideas but the culture behind it is really childish and they don't even take it seriously. I heavily dabbled in it when I was 19.
Actually you should be able to find tons of books at 8ch fringe
That place is extremely awesome for fringe spirituality. The comments are shit but the resources are awesome.so much good reading material.also there's usually a ton of good material in the occult general on the history board.
At least there was before I left.
>>6187529
>most certainly not ugly
Keep repeating it, it will be ok, we're all gonna make it
>>6187522
>he will never sit on your face
>you will never dip and chew on that ass
>>6187568
Don't rednecks all chew tobacco.
>>6187547
you should see his anus fucking warzone
>>6187529
Do you know John, this texas qt? I think he might be single.
>>6187529
>have a nice ass
proof needed
>>6187606
for the sake of cunt-ry
>>6187462
why are your ears so fucked up
>>6187618
Tfw u accidentally imagine that
What happened to slutboi and circe?
>>6187634
>that pic
holy fucking shit you gay lord
imagine my cock in ur mouth
>>6187649
That will be my dog one day and he will be named Brutus so its not gay
>>6187664
ima face fuck ur pretty gay boy mouth and nut in brutuses eyes and make him cry
>>6187724
Jokes on you the whole reason i want the dog is so people fuck my face
>>6187735
>stays a virgin until he is 35
>>6187747
Jokes on u its a bluff i dont want sex until im a daddy anyway
>>6187754
>flaming gay daddy with a pomeranian dog named brutus
niq pls
>>6187770
Leave niq alone
>>6187777
Quads have spoken
>>6187770
I am not a flamer
>>6187770
this
everyone knows that ethniq children are the real pussy magnets
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k4kcu0g.png "latest[1].png")
I gave OKC a try.
Needless to say I'm bummed out.
>>6187804
How do hats fuck up ur ears
>>6187802
Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Y4pV_STbs
>no siberian husky
>no alaskan malamute
>no cuddly fuzzy bf
>>6187812
They just make my ears pushed down and look weird.
I wear tight fitted hats.
>>6187838
you flouncy shirt lifter
>>6187481
>mfw bottoms have standards too
>mfw failed hetfags can only end up with another failed hetfag
>>6187854
I'm spent~ <3
>saw qt nerd post on friends Facebook wall
>want to talk to him but feel it's weird to just message a guy
>not close enough to mutual friend to ask for help.
Maybe I'll just stalk his work
What's worse gaygen? Drinking alone or drinking alone surrounded by people in a pub? I'm currently in a pub drinking hoping people I know show up and knowing they never will. Just stood at the bar. This is depressing
>>6187777
inba niq dies of an attention shortage
>>6187867
aww c'mon hon. I'd even be willing to diddle your girl tinkler while I pounded your boypussy.
>>6187986
>not socialising and talking to new people to enoy the evening.
>>6188039
Have you ever been to essex my friend. You don't want to socialise with randomers.
>>6187522
>tfw I'm about to date that but he's going to be my redneck bottom boy
So today I assumed the Partnership Position when we sat down for lunch (sitting side by side) and employed Subtle Signal Seduction Technique Level 2 Mk3 - Legs touching and leaving them there
he did not move them away at all
I also learned what type of condoms he prefers (extra-thin, closest feeling to no condom in his opinion)
How well did I do
>>6187923
stop flirting with me faggot whore
Someone who literally has a fedora just sent me a message on grindr. What did I do gaygen to deserve this ?
>>6188126
You didn't support Christianity enough.
>>6188126
You accepted memes as your Lord and saviour
>>6188133
>tfw he literally looks like the neckbeard stereotype
>tfw I feel gross just after reading his message
>>6188126
You didn't post enough cute dogs
>>6188062
Nice; congrats anon
>>6188092
I will flirt with whoever i want.
Why does this guy who offered casual sex with me and I turned him down keep trying.
It doesn't bother me; he's reasonably attractive but knowing that someone else wants me makes me less attracted to them.
Also should I have casual sex in general ? I am worried that I'll become a slut and be never able to live it down but also that I'll waste my 20s like I wasted my teens.
>>6188145
Just say "checkmate, sex life" and block him.
>>6188171
>"checkmate, sex life"
I don't get it.
Also he just said hi and asked how I'm doing that seems almost too mean... so maybe I should actually do it.
>>6188170
Sex doesn't make you a slut, fucking a different guy every week does.
>>6188178
Ask to see his "sword collection"
>>6188181
Yes but i don't have the social skills to get a bf; I really wanna suck a d but I don't want to be a slut or get a STD :3
>>6188154
at least try and be a little discerning jeez
>>6188213
Fuck me daddy~ <3
I don't think I wanna work with a postal company that goes by the name "Goin Postal"
>>6188241
Dude ask if you get to piss on Gary Coleman or use a cat as a silencer
>>6188225
no kyah daddy fuck meee~
>>6188170
Have sex with him, it isn't slutty. You will regret it if you don't, life is one big experience, so actually experience it.
>>6188241
Yeah baby, I am the lizard king
>>6187929
Just message him. It's only creepy/pathetic if you keep sending messages when he doesn't reply
>>6188265
>Have sex with him, it isn't slutty. You will regret it if you don't, life is one big experience, so actually experience it.
Thanks for the advice. It'll be just a hookup tho (we've only exchanged <10 messages)
>>6188296
Well yeah but still, it should be a fun experience for you, heck you could try some fetishes or kinks with him if you have any.
>>6188308
Thx; I'll probably be awkward and all (still technically virgin)
Will post here how it goes. (If it does)
>>6188259
The lady who gave me the card barely spoke English (and scoffed when I said I don't speak Spanish) so I don't think she understood the joke...
Nor any reference I made to either games
>>6188359
>I don't speak Spanish
Well, you're going to have to learn soon when you get deported back to Mexico, Pedro.
>>6188359
>scoffed when I said I don't speak Spanish
I know the exact scoff you're talking about
I get it every family reunion a thousand times from my distant older relatives when they find out that I can still barely speak greek
>>6188171
I blocked him; I however did not say "checkmate, sex life"
>>6188403
>I just refuse to speak it on principal.
You really are the dumbest namefag on /lgbt/.
>reading through textbooks about colonialism
>mfw seeing the parts written by niggers crying about how evil it was
>>6188422
>It's a play on "checkmate atheists", which is a popular fedora/anti fedora meme.
I know; I just didnt get whose sex life was being checkedmated and so I didn't use it.
>>6188422
>I assume lez and tranny gens have way worse name fags .
Even trannies aren't as cringey as you. You have to go back to Mexico, Armando.
>all facial features are crooked on face
>>6188403
>I just refuse to speak it
my father is like that
well he and all of his siblings as well
my one aunt being the exception sort of
she trained her german shepherd completely in greek
I don't blame them though
there's no reason for them to use it, and I have no reason to know it let alone learn more
>>6188461
>You have to go back to Mexico, Armando.
But army is qt, can't we send rugby to mexico instead ?
>>6188506
Well I do like Corona, Mexican food and drugs soooo... donde estas el aeropuerto? Me gusta el avion porque es muy rapido y divertido :)
>>6188506
But rugby is nice and funny.
Can no one be deported to Mexico?
>>6188512
>corona
Nope, into the garbage you go.
>>6188520
>rugby
>nice
>funny
>mfw
Also
>Can no one be deported to Mexico?
How do you feel about trump ?
>>6188520
>nice
Stupido
>corona is bad
Muy stupido, puta
>>6188538
I like all the name fags on here. And all the anons.
I prefer Trump due to my conservative (well libertarian) lleanings but it's not remotely ideal.
>>6188551
Pinche maricon
Drink Dos Equis or something that isn't distilled piss
Of course I just prefer hard liquor in general
>>6188567
Desperados > everything
>>6188556
>libertarian
lol
>>6188080
>extra-thin condoms
You can still get aids from that, faggot.
Are you guys actually gay?
>>6188580
Nah it's all a joke
>>6188556
>I prefer Trump
Thoughts on Clinton ?
>>6188595
I don't think about her. I don't do enough research on politics to form valid opinions on anyone and the media is such a shit show that I don't trust any information that comes out of it.
>>6188580
Nah brah, we're all straight here, we're just roleplaying as gay people.
>>6188623
She's an evil bigoted cunt that hates Americans and got an ambassador and a bunch of others killed due to her incompetency. That's all you need to know.
>>6188631
>Nah brah, we're all straight here, we're just roleplaying as gay people.
Can confirm; I only suck dick for the memes.
>>6188669
Hate to break it to you but the white stuff that comes out isn't called "meme"
>>6188580
There are biscums in this thread.
So I want to start some dating profiles on various websites and I want to put my picture up but I'm not out to my family and I'm afraid of them finding out. Would they be able to find my picture through google this way or something? I don't have a facebook btw if that makes any difference.
>>6188687
Unless they have that exact picture and/or are browsing those same dating sites (which are usually easy to limit who can see you to men looking for men or gay only) then you don't have any worries really
And if they did look that hard, they already know you're a fag
Hey, I tend to have some acne on my butt and lower back and because I've been lazy and cleaned it less it's now back, what should I do? I want it to be smooth and soft like it was before. Thanks.
>>6188506
>fat greasy Mexican namefag
>qt
Stop samefagging, Armando. It's just sad
>>6188823
Your privilege is unchecked Jose
>>6187462
>cheap mustache
>shitty glasses
>cap
You have so much wasted potential it's triggering me
>>6188740
Clean it often anon, use soap and an exfoliating sponge. It will clear up pretty quickly with regular cleanliness.
>>6188902
Alright, thanks.
I hope it'll be over quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL2UamchuYE
Whose best at giving massages?
This generals slow and boring.
Im old and burnt out. Someone should act autistic or something.
This casual conversation shit needs to stop.
>>6187502
Neipaganism is not one solid religion, its an umbrella term for different kinds. You have slavic neopagans, nordic neopagans, baltic, anglosaxon, celtic, wicca etc etc
They literally can unite because each dostrine is different, for most earth energy is not even part of it.
Stop posting fat people
>>6188971
post your dick then
>>6188873
>mexican
>potential
kek
>>6188998
Yes I actually believe mexicans can look great, but somehow those poor fuckers have no idea how to work on their appearance.
what is the longest you should wait for a reply from someone before you know they're not interested?
;_;
>>6189033
You look like whoopie goldberg had sex with bob marley though. You look very far from white
what is this
>>6189037
This one didn't gross me out. I just want to know what he squats
>>6189063
xe looks like xir hair is very soft
would cuddle then block and ghost afterward
>>6189058
But I don't look anything like that
>>6189063
Looks like a mortician did his make up
>pic related
>>6189084
Perfect desu, exact thought I had
Welp
>>6189063
its hiding in its fucking pantry to take a picture
>>6189040
A day.
>>6188873
I like hats,
The glasses are shitty though, and I'm too lazy to shave unless a guy asks me too.
what the fuck should i buy just getting started with anal play? i have no idea what i'm doing and it's exciting but also kinda intimidating. i own zero toys so far and i don't know what's good and what's not
>>6189127
Hey look everyone has his own taste regarding personal style, I'm just saying that you have potential look very good, like 8/10, but on your half-nerd half-cheap-mexican current style I wouldn't even look at you twice on the street, but I'm sure someone would like it.
I mean latinos have a excellent musculature definition, so you SHOULD be working out.
You have a nice hair so maybe let it grow, I know a lot of people who like long hair on guys.
If you have to use glasses all the time pick a something on the rectangular shape normally used in sports, it's the safest bet.
Besides that all I can say is to either actually smile or make a serious look with your face aimed directly at the camera.
But sure do what pleases you, you don't actually look bad, I just feel bad looking at wasted potential.
>>6189167
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Why there's no good gay JOI(jerk-off instructions)? Or just some qt guy talking to camera like he's my boyfriend?
>>6189179
No on the long hair... I look greasy. Pic related
And I'm working out, been 3 months now consistently so I expect results by fall I hope.
And the glasses are a free pair I got since my main pair snapped
>>6189040
If things went really really well; wait til he makes the reply for about a week or two and if he hasn't messaged back then you drop a "hey man. I was thinking of you and thought I'd see how you're doing" or something similar.
If things went just okay you wait a couple days then message them.
>>6189199
Even sandpaper?
>>6189215
oh jesus
>>6189215
>that disgusting mexican facial structure
>>6189215
Ooooh DAMN.
>qt friend is coming over tomorrow to hang out
gods willing, i'm gonna touch his wiener
I have two options for this evening
1.stay home and cry because I don't have any friends
2.go to Walgreens and purchase and drink two bottles of robitussin
I'm too submissive to choose for myself guys
>>6189210
Maybe that's what ill do for my YouTube channel for money...
You're a genius anon.
>>6189215
Holy shit that's you? Also your hair is even prettier than I thought.
>>6189259
I mean you didn't get any better
>>6189259
>I was not a cute 18 year old.
>implying you look any better now
kek. Go back to Mexico, Armando
>>6189267
Yeah, that was about 7 years ago.
>>6189167
Probably the best thing to start with is just a buttplug. They are specifically designed to hit your prostate and they go in easy. Plus, they can be pretty cheap, even high quality ones made of medical silicone and all that (which is what you should always aim to get anyway).
Otherwise, if you still want an actual toy and don't mind the whole fantasy thing, a small one from Bad Dragon is always a good start, and they are also very high quality too.
>>6189275
Never implied that, I just veered in a different direction.
I just had a nicer body.
>>6189266
Can you make it so that the viewer is depressed NEET who just needs cuddles and encouraging words
>>6189260
Choose 3:
Make a cup of tea, grab your duvet from your bed, cuddle up on the sofa, and watch Seinfeld or Bob Ross episodes while snacking on dried mango pieces.
also if you have a cat, grab him/her too.
>>6189278
It's a shame you didn't kept that style, you looked very hot, still I rest my case you have an amazing potential.
>>6189289
Whatever you want princess...just turn off adblock for daddy
~~<3~~
>>6187338
Um bitch litten is clearly the best
>>6189295
I have none of these things except a sofa
>>6189315
I like him too, but I just know they're gonna fuck up its evos
also, i wanna fug Professor Kukui
>>6189281
thank you pal. where do you think i should buy a plug from? is there a company that stands out above the rest? i know about BD's stuff but i'm just getting started so i'm not ready to shove a dog cock in my ass.
>>6189329
Who doesn't
I bet he's a powerbottom who's all "Nn yeah fill up my ass like you filled up that pokedex you good boy"
>>6189332
Sorry, can't help you with knowing what buttplug makers are better than others. I was one of those people that as a teenager scaled himself up on anal training with household objects, and by the time I could buy my own toys, I was trained enough that I immediately could go for BD toys.
Hopefully someone else will be able to help you there.
>>6189306
I probably would pay for guy who does that... Youtube only has ticking and muscle worship videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4-SgJTpRyc
I'm walking to Walmart to buy robitussin and listen to harsh noise cya
>>6189332
Get a puppy tail plug from square peg
Look how cute these sluts look waggin
http://66.media.tumblr.com/f543a8ad857b62fb08e352434b2715bb/tumblr_o5wvt11Bg21v7mznoo1_540.gif
he took me to a pasture surrounded by woods and hills and we just walked for 2 hours nonstop while he told me about how he was terribly in love with this girl and all I could think about was how much I wanted to kiss him
I need to stop putting myself in these situations
>>6189389
>get excited
>check link
Why did I expect something good?
>>6189407
>having friends
>having a conversation
>>6189417
yeah, that's how I feel about it too.
I think I ruined everything today though so lel back to 0 friends
>>6189414
Gurl if you aint into cute fuzzy sluts w tail plugs idk what to tell you, maybe you arent really gay
http://67.media.tumblr.com/326f09f04196cf62fa626dd23cb42355/tumblr_o5nj10nLjb1vrd8qbo1_1280.jpg
>>6189374
>"hey, this is kind of hot"
>starts talking
>tfw accidentally started fapping to pussy and can't stop now
>>6189432
Oh I love me some tailplug, buuuut just not on these sloots.
>>6189407
I recall times like that. Pretty much the worst.
>>6189457
I'm going to tell you right now that if you become a cuntboyfag expect to find diddly squat in terms of non-furry art
>>6189374
Hmm joi drunk sounds like something that would come out naturally.
Definetely will consider that. Money is everything.
Speaking of money where's sludge?
>>6189443
Aint that always the case
tfw he looks like baked potadah but he talks like mixed vegetables
https://vine.co/v/OjzU0ZtUWT1
>>6189484
I think the point is people get turned on by the cocky talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqqAiQMZLBY
>>6189470
>>6189490
>confirmed
Confirmed for superior taste.
>>6189525
No sorry I am the arbiter of taste in all things involving sluts with tail plugs
>>6189500
one of my main motivations of getting gud at drawing is to give this stupid ass fetish some contributions that are worth a shit
>>6187602
sexy little fuckboy that one
>>6189544
But what about orc dick
http://archive.is/N5ydG#selection-403.1-403.138
Would you /gaygen/?
Does anyone has the link for his album?
I will pay with love :3
>>6189630
I have no idea what you're talking about
>ask mutual friend to see if her qt nerd friend is single
>she asks but he has too much going to date
Shitty excuse desu
>>6189577
What about it?
>>6189786
Won't orc dick suffer if you're too busy drawing cuntboys? It seems like a real Sophie's Choice
>>6189786
>tits
>not green
>retarded piercings
shit orc, would not moan like a bitch for
>>6189814
>implying you wouldn't Garr.
>>6189830
I don't know what they're called but those muscles that run between the neck and the shoulder are silly.
I would never Garr.
>>6189841
you mean the traps?
>>6189850
Femmy guys aren't bad, I guess.
>>6189841
>doesn't like traps
HERESY! but that's like your opinion and will be respected.
>>6189786
gonna need some sauce to go along with that beef.
Does anybody want to erp?
This c4 pre workout made me pretty horny tbqh...
>>6189920
ok
i tie u up in my dungeon and poop on u
>>6189578
pretty cute, i don't understand gaming terminology though or whatever he's talking about, so No I wouldn't
Why can't I find one male friend to talk about Jesus/God with and build a pure relationship together on that, anything else a relationship is built on is lust and a lie.
>>6189925
I only like poo if they are straight tbvh...
Who's Conner?
![Yy4DTTG[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2S04V4m.png "Yy4DTTG[1].png")
I don't know why, but it sure is especially lonely tonight.
>>6189925
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>6189962
Bend over n show me that hot pupcunt babe xoxo
If Jesus came into life magnificently and said to you,
"turn from your sin and come follow me"...Would you follow or ignore him and continue on your wretched gay path?
>>6189955
JOHN CONNER
>>6189970
Is jesus a hot powerbottom
>>6189955
that's close enough to my last name
>>6189970
I'd follow him... right into his bedroom.
>>6189969
yes'm
>>6189960
I can be there for you tonight sweety...
>>6189970
tell him I'm not into jews
>>6189983
Jesus is a total top with all authority. He holds the keys to heaven and to hell.
>>6189970
Does he have the holiest of holys?
>>6189991
good enough for me
>>6189970
