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previous delicious treat >>6183409
>tfw cant cuddle w/ kitty
>>6184073
REEE EARLY THREAD REEE
how can I have so much confidence as a male. And yet collapse at the thought of being a girl?
flannel you sissy gay boi
also no joke last night i dreamed about sucking dick and woke up sucking a bunch of the covers idk
first for hoping assisted suicide laws continue to get expanded so I can gtfo of this terrible existence as soon as possible
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/sexual-abuse-victim-in-her-20s-allowed-suicide-by-doctors-in-netherlands?utm_source=vicefb
fill the other one first, let these delicious treat cool for a bit
>Tfw u and cyba will be in the same bed soon
i want to prepare for my suicide but i'm worried those closest to me might suspect something. should i just wing it and let my family sort out the mess?
>>6184093
I AM NONE OF THOSE THINGS
>>6184107
No you get fined for that. Fill out the paperwork.
Don't commit unauthorised suicide
>>6184114
wanna be my girlfriend then?
>>6184120
a-are you cute?
Post your husbandos!
>>6184125
yeah and also a man
>>6184125
Do you like chubby bears :) with grizzled beards
>>6184131
[heavy breathing]
>>6184128
>Jontron will never spank you
;________________; WHY IT'S NOT FAIR
https://youtu.be/yn_BSaFSp30
![CiR1qYCVEAE7F72[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1NyEzvs.jpg "CiR1qYCVEAE7F72[1].jpg")
>>6184128
>>6184128
>>6184107
What would you even do? Cancel your magazine subscriptions or something? They'll figure that stuff out afterwards no doubt. The more you plan it out, leave letters and stuff the worse they feel because they will think it's been going on for a while and wish they coulda helped. If it comes unexpected they'll be shocked sure but will likely blame themselves less.
Well that's my logic anyways, I don't know your familiars.
>>6184157
What a homo
>>6184136
Stupid hon
>>6184082
i wish i was cute enough for someone to want to support me being a cute little neet
>>6184064
at least you look fem without it
I just look like a man
I used to have faith that I passed to but no one gendered me right once at either of my new jobs so people are probably just being nice to the tranny
>>6184100
tell her that she has bad taste
>>6184128
I am my own husbando
>>6184132
That patch of facial pubes is not a beard
>>6184128
>>6184098
Isn't that basically what guns are?
![shapiro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FlmNrsV.jpg "shapiro[1].jpg")
>>6184128
>>6184128
*legs open automatically
>>6184176
that looks like asian faye
>>6184073
Speaking of cooking it's been a week since I ate anything at all, and tonight I'm going to change that.
What should I eat?
>>6184194
if it's really been a week, maybe a single apple?
>>6184180
>>6184200
Yeah it's been a week, not one single calorie taken in.
I was thinking something like that or maybe yogurt or something to get my guts going again.
>>6184206
I'm wet
>>6184083
I want to buy you a plush kitty
have you got your pussy yet?
>>6184211
i will on like tuesday i think
right now i'm mentally preparing myself for bowel prep which is gonna be fucking awful.
>>6184209
I've only ever gone 5 days with zero calories. I can tell you after 3 your taste buds end up kind of shot. That first meal is always disappointing. Just have something small and bland. Whatever you do don't binge in the first day or two of eating, it will hurt a lot.
>>6184209
Yeah eat something light something too heavy will make you throw up. like have some bread and apple slices
>>6184217
Ugh! Bowel prep! Be strong!
>>6184107
Jump to a river, that way they can pretend you are cis and alive somewhere else.
>>6184211
How do people even decide if they want SRS? I can't imagine what it'd feel like after, so I don't know how to tell if it'd be a good idea for me
Why didn't anyone tell me we were moving here?
why is "trans pride" even a thing aside from the civil rights aspect? there's literally nothing to be proud of about it. it's horrible. you might as well have "cancer pride" and "motor neurone disease pride" and shit, which they don't, they have research and charities and stuff looking into cures and ways of mitigating the pain. it's a medical condition (for which the only treatment to date is transition).
>>6184247
cause you didn't post butt
>>6184245
If you have to decide if you want SRS you probably don't want SRS. People get SRS because the dysphoria they feel about their gt leaves them without a choice.
Idk that's how I understand it
>>6184245
I don't know. When you start transitioning, your penis starts feeling out of place, so you get it taken care of.
>>6184245
you look down and think 'hell no' but can't bring yourself to take the kitchen scissors to the offending article
don't be mentally ill over it
>>6184251
I think it has more about people taking acceptance movement a little too far, plus it could be argued we need "Trans Pride" considering how stigmatized getting treatment for GD is vs. Cancer
>>6184251
Well there is sort of social aspect to being trans too. Like who gets beat up in the street for having a cancer? In that aspect trans is similar to gays who got their pride.
Anyone have a collection of post op pics by American doctors? I checked the links in the paste bin but all the models looked like they were from third world countries and had hideous results.
o, yes. i just wanted to let those of you who used to know me on the pony threads that i'm still going by "cenu" elsewhere. primarily on tumblr & sourceforge, which reminds me, i should finish working on my line editor this summer
>>6184128
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>6184251
Pic related, literally
>>6184251
>"cancer pride"
that's totally a thing, even particular cancers have "survivor" groups and icons like the pink thing for breast cancer.
>>6184247
yeah I was wondering why the last thread was so slow
reee flannel why
My bathroom has a spider friend and she just went under the scale and I'm scared to move
>>6184245
if you take your balls out you stop producing T and you can drop AAs, which extends your life a bit or at least avoids destroying you liver as much. orchi is quite useful, getting a neovag is more of a personal thing I guess.
>>6184287
wow that's and actual poisonous spider, kill it or careful when you go to sleep
does anybody know of any gender therapists in reno?
i'm thinking i'm about ready to get started
TRANNIES IN SO CALL SHOULD CONTACT MY EMAIL
[email protected]
>>6184295
it's a nice day for a white wedding
>>6184293
that's reno, nevada.
not reno, ohio
>>6184292
>identifying spiders by blurry photographs
Please
I'm pretty sure I've been bitten by one of these before
It's mildly irritating but not terrible
>>6184297
Hey little sister, shotgun!
I <3 u anon
https://youtu.be/AAZQaYKZMTI
>>6184301
I think you are all wrong, that's an extremely posionous spider. I got bit in a finger by one and they had to cut it off. Since then I've been trying to get one to bite my gt.
>>6184128
it begins
>try so hard to make a cooking thread
>no one does any cooking
>>6184313
aaaa shite you didn't just post billy idol, noice
>>6184304
The cephalothorax is bigger than the abdomen, telltale sign of jumping spiders.
>>6184320
We have /ck/ for that tho.
Also I didn't cook tonight
>>6184326
I'm not good enough for /ck/
all I do is make cookies
>>6184323
Fooking VitOl Idol!
>>6184320
I sahred all my cooking secrets last night, which amounts to:
>Pizza is very easy to make, you can use a salad bowl or deep plate to make the dought
>Classic cake is virtually impposible to ruin, you just have to more or less get close to the right amount of each material
>Lentils make every food more healthy
>garlic fixes tasteless food.
And that's all I can share in words.
>>6184313
oh shiiit, I love Billy Idol so much
>>6184320
I wish I did... but I don't know how and I live with my parents so it'd be awkward to start now. I'm hoping to learn once I move out
>>6184324
It's not, that's it's legs
But it doesn't match anything I found when I googled for NC spiders
>>6184320
everytime i try to cook people are disappointed in me and my girlfriend is flabbergasted at how and regrets trusting me to be even remotely competent in the kitchen and then i have to try as hard as i can not to cry
>>6184331
Don't worry most of /ck/ are people who don't actually cook and just get fast food. T.T
It really bothers me sometimes...
>>6184340
no chance of them teaching you? I learned most of my secret techniques from girlfriends when I was in my repression stage.
>>6184128
;-;
>>6184346
sing
i was wondering.
are there any others in here who enjoy programming?
>>6184128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giqkv8K45nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDpvi97PMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyJn2IHlCHY
<3 <3 <3
>>6184247
I was making a "you should try to learn how to say this first" clip, neway, when practicing voice learn this first
https://clyp.it/ln05n0hs
>>6184356
>https://clyp.it/ln05n0hs
edie riding you hard again?
>>6184343
that sounds like a pretty bad space to learn. you are bound to fuck it up a few times before you get stuff done.
what kind of mistakes have you made?
>>6184344
I always assume it's just the time I visit them, and that they have great serious threads at some particular time, but I never check back just in case.
>>6184346
>no ass
>droppy shoulders
>unconfortably hiding hands in pockets
>poorly fitting shirt
>unconfidently checking if the timer went off
autism/10
>>6184346
>no responses from Edie on chat
>find her posting cute boys under her list trip rather then using her wifu trip
Couch!
>>6184352
we had a thread theme after that yesterday or the day before, most tripfags were.
Red has an exame tomorrow or something like that, let's wish her luck.
>>6184352
no absolutely none of us at all real girls don't write code
>C++
ew
>braces not on new line
ew
>not even a space before braves
ew
hello mtfg, its me! and i'm very disappointed in you.
>>6184356
Oh gosh faye you're making me feel funny things
>>6184313
GREAT TASTE
>>6184356
I'm sorry but it sounds a bit masculine.
>>6184367
we all are desu
>>6184356
jaye plz help
https://clyp.it/yrcjtib1
>>6184367
no! bad anna, very bad, bad, bad ,bad
>>6184350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp_wePNrZA
>>6184360
>having bad taste
pls
>>6184356
Really sounds like you're still using your falsetto, you want to raise your pitch naturally
>>6184367
sing
>>6184367
>mfw anons meanpost
I wish I could just frown at them and make them feel so guilty that they stop bullying
>>6184378
kek
>>6184376
how many token to get you to sing?
>>6184370
You fuck a lot of trannies in the closet? *_*
Here, men sound like this bb
https://clyp.it/p24a0zup
>in a ww3 thread on /pol/
>repressed trannies appear
>>6184381
I-I'm not red, why would I be talking in third person about myself. A tripfag mentioned she had an exame tomorrow in the previous thread.
>>6184388
Thank you for your service to our country, sir.
>>6184367
who isnt
>>6184389
Kek
>tfw no 50 year's supply of HRT so I can survive in the nuclear wasteland after ww3
>>6184310
>>6184361
North Carolina
It's just some kind of brown house spider
>>6184394
>not for you
doooo eeeet
>>6184388
While it really gets me going when a hot guy blows into my mic, the previous example sounded a bit like a fag and this one sounds like a faggy top. I'm just trying to help here, no bullying.
>>6184389
EVERYONE LET'S GET IN THERE AND SHITPOST
>>6184394
not very pop punk of you!
>>6184399
That made me think, would the fallout cook your nuts beyond just sterile? Would they also stop making T?
>>6184399
Not just learning how to sew and cutting your balls off with a survival knife, you are too weak for the new world
>>6184394
Let's try it...
Anon, stop it.
>>6184356
>tfw you will never make faye make these noises
>>6184399
oh god are we doing the wasteland thing again
>tfw no prosperous mtf postapoc settlement synthesising titty skittles from horse urine
it hurts to live
>>6184384
woah when did you become whiplash? deets
>>6184387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qjkwovZweI
you can hear my voice here for free anon, on the house
>>6184394
hey
sup?
>>6184399
i can't wait to rob pharmacies for estrogen in the apocalypse desu
>>6184408
> Going to /pol/
Even for shitposting purposes its a waste of time
>>6184407
But I'm a straight guy, I've never been around fags to know what they sound like or get the accent, my voice literally sounds like solid snake
>>6184412
>>6184413
>ingest many chems
>cut balls off
>drink horse piss for estrogen
I think I can do this.
>>6184417
>>6184418
Wasteland /mtfg/ best /mtfg/. Where would we settle? Portland?
>>6184420
don't go there, 'm telling you don go dur!
>>6184418
>you can hear my voice here for free anon, on the house
Did Faye play the shota?
>tfw wifu is ignoring you
>>6184418
unban me already!
>>6184383
Search for every episode of "good eats" and watch them. It's good for starting cooks, fills you in in good theory and you'll love it and you'll learn everything, from washing knives to cooking burgers to making sourdough bread.
>>6184368
The song, the pose, the style, the look...It's impossible not to love it <3 <3 <3
>>6184422
oh my god
>next fallout
>obsidian
>portland
>all female town
>subtle hinting that they all have dicks
I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING
>>6184421
First of all, that's exactly why I felt you needed me to let you know.
Secondly, I'd think Big Boss has a bit of experience wrestling Kass in the shower.
>>6184420
yes
(also; how 'ave u bean!?)
>>6184380
as one of the biggest mean posters today im sorry
Ive just felt so tired and shitty this week and all of my other ways of coping with it make my partner mad at me
>>6184427
don't worry baby, I am here for you baby, it's okay baby, it's okay baby, I'm here baby
>>6184431
at least an expansion pack
>>6184418
Here's mine for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL9FmmN_X8s
Being Winry is my life's goal.
>>6184430
>Search for every episode of "good eats" and
watch them
Seconding this.
>>6184435
Do you need someone to talk to anon?
>>6184431
It'll be modded in at the very least. Personally I'm hoping for Fallout Chicago but I'm biased.
Is anyone watching Daytime Fighting League on Adult Swim? Can you explain me what is the joke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLSKD56ieWQ
>>6184445
I'm telling you it won't be purty!
>>6184422
>drink horse piss for estrogen
Hmm I was trying to look how long estradiol is good after expiration date but couldn't find anything. Guess horse piss it is.
>>6184445
nashville? you gon scoot, boot and boogie?
trashbabe? is that like dressing slutish in barbage bags and flashing your panties all over town?
>>6184455
>idk what you're getting at
save ferris come on eileen
>>6184420
thinking about what to do about food. i kind of want to go pick something up, but i'm unsure.
i kind of don't feel like eating anything at all, but i feel like that's a bad thing, right?
i just wanna lose 30 lbs
>>6184422
well i mean if we were being smart about it we would want to be somewhere that had a ton of pharmacies....
we'd probably also want to avoid large cities. midwest factories or something? where is everything produced?
>>6184441
t b h i could see you as her. tfw there are no other clips of lust besides her death on youtube ;_;
>>6184452
s-soldier sass.... first class... ;__;
perhaps i should return to the battlefield....b-...but...
>>6184455
well ain't dat there a barrel o' mankies,
then how it be?!
>>6184459
I AM going to be getting my hair dyed blonde soon...
>>6184458
Mares will be in high demand in portland
>>6184459
>if we were being smart about it we would want to be somewhere that had a ton of pharmacies....
drugs wouldn't last a year, it's better to find land we could farm.
This could be us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPVbPFOqxlA
>>6184459
Did you see the new pokemon starters?
Nobody likes popplio the sealdog :(
>>6184464
>MFW golden horse showers becomes new bronie ritual.
>>6184468
fire always gets the best designs, flying+plant is pretty broken for most first towns.
>>6184471
gurl you still cuhrayzeer then a banana strawberry melon milkshake
>>6184462
you had blonde hair before as well, right?
>>6184467
doesn't the expiration on most HRT last at least another 2-3 years after it's produced anyways though?
>>6184468
i did!! i'm a fan of the owl. i think the sealdog is a qt, but idk....he's your fav, huh?
>>6184471
ramen sounds surprisingly good. ;-; jelly. i might just go pick up a few snacks or something, but i don't know. is that bad? it's almost midnight lol
>>6184477
i literally skipped to 2:35 immediately. #psychicconnection
>>6184471
>broad city
never heard of it, what's it about?
>>6184422
>Wasteland /mtfg/ best /mtfg/. Where would we settle? Portland?
I'll be right there!
>tfw Edie sits down at the table and just talks to everyone and doesn't even look at you
Well it was good while it lasted
>>6184482
>doesn't the expiration on most HRT last at least another 2-3 years after it's produced anyways though?
where would we get our E without horsepiss 4 years into the the post-apoc future, though?
>>6184471
I got something you can eat right here
>>6184482
yeah I had blond hair like a year ago, then I went brown, and back to black. I've already bleached it once with some pretty week stuff but it did help lighten my hair slightly for only 4 bucks. when I actually get my hair done for real I'll get real product.
I might try making some homemade sun-in and seeing if it will work.
>>6184073
i like to make turtle bronies and homemade fiber bars
also >tfw ugly, even for a male
>>6184486
awe! im sorry
>>6184492
black hair doesn't look good on me desu, blonde was really good.
captcha keeps making me chose ridiculously huge and opulent houses, google really hates poor people.
>>6184491
without any intention of hurting anyone, I'd say a lot of passing girls looked pretty bad as men.
my mom keeps shitposting me telling me im not really trans, not like my gf who is clearly trans because of the shape of her body (i try to explain her that its because of hormones but she keeps answering that hormones do nothing), the way she act and that she's the gf and im the bf.
I really hate this, makes me feel so bad because i dont have feminine manners nor act feminine
>>6184496
>I-i'm an alpha male
>>6184497
parents are abusive sometimes. Don't let it phase you
>>6184502
>you really were meant to be a girl all along, grace.
>transition? Why would I do that? I'm totally okay as a guy I'll be fine once the army fixes me
>>6184501
But why are they?
>>6184482
Hi Edie. How are you doing tonight, aside from snacklust?
i want to be an abgirl
how do i become
>>6184505
how is this handsome cutie?
>>6184506
because they want you to do the things they couldn't, but since it's bad to recognize this they just punish you in general.
>>6184498
you have to at least hide your sadness behind facial hair
>>6184506
Because it's human nature to have less inhibitions against hurting, killing, and abusing someone that you know. They pen up and take out emotions, or do other stuff they can't do in public in the household. Unfortunately most children aren't equipped to realize this and deal with it.
>>6184511
pretty hard to get there without an uterus ;__;
>>6184497
> hormones do nothing
She's a BDD truscum girl?
>>6184502
I dont like to act feminine, neither I am masculine.
I dont really know what my mother wants, she isnt very feminine to act either, i guess she assumes that i have to be a flamboyant faggot just like every trans kid she sees on TV, even if she denies to let me be more feminine
>>6184512
>>6184514
Nah I was trying to ride the cuteboy train but I could never accept myself as that
The next phase was to shake being feminine all together but because I have LOW TEST just naturally I shaved my facial hair because I barely got any
https://unsee cc/gobatude/
This is me last August
>Just cut my hair short I'll be in the airforce soon and they'll shave it off anyway
>>6184517
fuck
>>6184520
she'll probably always see you the same, we tend to make a certain mental image of people and it's almost impposible to change it.
if you see the before and after pics of twitchbits you see a pretty evident difference, yet her family does the same thing.
get a job, save up, move out. lot's of people with more regular issues take that route.
o shit. i just remembered.
i have to get my hair cut tomorrow.
do any of know of any bitchin' short hairstyles?
>>6184522
so sex in the city with a swirl?
>>6184518
who? what?
my gf is on hormones for a year, im not on hormones
my gf have a feminine shaped body for a chubby girl (hips/waist) and im a skinny twig
My mom says my gf is truly trans because she have a feminine body, I tell her it makes no sense and that she have that body because of the hormones
She says that her endo told her that hormones do nothing, and also her gay cousin had a feminine body (hips, hands, very few body hair) so its a fact
>>6184522
if not now then when uuuuuuuugh!?!
>>6184527
we have to get the beauty our bodies can give, lots of cis girls would like to look like that too.
>>6184522
just a lil bit? easy now no need fi go down!
>>6184528
im going to have 0 income once I start hormones.
>>6184535
yeah i want that beauty how do i get it
i want to be a hot girl with daddy issues
>>6184532
idk how to tell you this but your mum is a retard
>>6184537
they're lesbeans?
>>6184529
how short?
>>6184532
>the guy that fixes issues produced by hormones says hormones do nothing
worst endo in the world
have you questioned if she thinks female body builders are all men? are all male models trans?
>>6184537
it's is EWE that is embarrassing them self!
>get text from my mom thanking me for her mother's day gift
>she end it with "you're an amazing person, even if you don't always think so"
>tfw haven't been able to stop crying since I read the text
I just hate myself so much and feel like an embarrassment to my family, just reading that text made me cry like I haven't cried in years. I'm just terrified of whether or not she'll still feel the same way if I come out to her
Fuck
>>6184545
probably 2 to 2.5 inches.
happen to like keeping my hair short.
>>6184537
>you're embarassing yourself
we all are, this is 4chan
>>6184541
you can get a job and transition while working, it really depends on your country and city but you might get protection from getting fired for being trans.
>>6184542
both being hot and the daddy issues change from person to person, you'll have to be hot your own way.
It's kinda funny how this "you should go fulltime before you have any hope of passing" thing turned "don't go fulltime edgar you'll drag down public opinion of trans people" a few months ago into "you should come out and be a massive crossdressing faggot around everyone RIGHT NOW", idgi, what changed?
>>6184524
hes literally going to evolve to be samurott v2: dewgong boogaloo
>>6184553
calm down! take fi easy anna! you're getting violent! aaaah!
>>6184553
tell me more then
>>6184557
you should go fulltime, but don't tell people you're trans and associate yourself with us
everyone wins
Holy shit i need to calm my emotions
>>6184557
different anons with different opinions and visions.
I personally doubt you'll ruin the public opinion, as long as you behave like a sane person even if you are the ugliest of hons you'll make us look like human beings and that's sort of the biggest problem right now.
Also, for what I remember from the previous thread it was more of a:
>you should wait until you feel okay walking around looking like a crossdresser and take a few punches to learn
everything can be seen as tough love if you really want to.
>>6184557
never go full time best way
>>6184564
i know what you mean
>>6184552
Pixie cuts and fauxhawks I guess?
I currently have shaved sides and about an inch on top, a bit shorter than pic related.
>>6184529
perfect
>>6184563
>but don't tell people you're trans and associate yourself with us
>I'm not trans, I'm from 4chan's em tee eff gee
>>6184553
>yeah i know
you're liek dinosaur bones and I really dig you
>>6184563
you assume I can both be fulltime and not have people automatically associate me with trans people because despite being a pointy-faced gangly faggot in a dress
>>6184551
from personal experience I can tell you that I regret every second I spent waiting when I was too scared to come out
are you on hormones yet?
>>6184529
>>6184568
i spent the past 30 minutes crying on the bathroom floor
i need to really really get my shit together
>>6184580
at least you have a clean bathroom, I'd die if I were to lie there
>>6184532
Not your girlfriend, your mom.
Anyway, her endo sold her BS about hormones when she asked for herself (concerning management of menopause) because they're fucking specialists and likely haven't read anything in their field since they graduated and began making money hand over fist for reading numbers off a sheet produced by their association to ensure uniformity of uselessness. She knows shit because she was taught shit.
>>6184580
do you wanna talk about it with someone?
you can talk to me if you want
>>6184569
not gonna lie. looks pretty neat.
but i don't know if it would suit me. thanks anyway though.
>>6184570
o my god i love it. i'm gonna ask for this style tomorrow. thank you
>>6184529
>>6184554
>my own way
aka significantly less good than a washboard tummy qti
>>6184573
nix that 'because' lol... the candy kush is starting to get to me mmmmm
maybe I'll get real high tomorrow and try going out around uni in girlmode for the hell of it, I'm only here for like 3 more weeks anyway
>>6184583
seconding doctors having very little reasson to move out of their very specific field, I have a couple of doctor friends and they barely got an education in general.
>>6184554
>you can get a job and transition while working,
<no
>it really depends on your country and city
<bad luk
>but you might get protection from getting fired for being trans.
<not really
