Would you hatefuck an annoying yet cute fuckboy?
chat: tinychat/notgaygen
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>>6184052
Yes and no.
>tfw no bf that says cummies instead of cum
>>6184087
STOP.
>>6184052
No.
>>6184109
>>6184052
I'm a virgin neet who is willing to fuck anybody at this point
>>6184154
Das a cute pussy, man.
>socks still on, briefs around ankles...
I'm turned on right now
>>6184172
what the fuck carter? is this how low you have sunk?
how many daddies will you please from now til' monday?
http://i.imgur.com/EhmyFMG.png
>>6184184
I'd totally fuck that cat if it was a twink
Doxxxxxxxxxxxx meeeeeeeeeee
>>6184172
What the fuck carter. Lmao
Fucking jesus, why do I have to be so homophobic? I don't have a problem with the fact that I am gay but when I see gay guys on campus I get furious and want to punch them and I think it's because of their gayness. I wish I could get over this.
>>6184249
If you're seeing people acting like their homosexuality is everything that defines their lives, you are right to hate on people like that.
If you just see gay people together or something, it sounds like a huge deal of jealousy.
>>6184249
What if you aren't really gay, and that homophobic side of yourself is who you really are?
What if you have an entity attachment (a deceased female or gay man who died of hiv) inside of yourself causing you to think you're gay, causing you to desire hookups/sex, because their consciousness is merging with yours?
Think about that will you. Think about that.
>>6184172
be a good boy and post dick/ass carter
>>6184052
yup
but only if i can be moderately abusive towards him
>>6184052
I don't fuck people I don't like.
So probably not. Probably.
>>6184052
And a fuckboy is what exactly? I'm getting a strong "bro jock" vibe, but I've never seen anyone really accurately say what one is.
Also, I've seen it spelled "fuccboi," which I'm assuming is a completely different thing.
>>6184052
I haven't been here for a fucking year. Any old trips still post?
>>6184052
I'm desperate, but I'm not desperate enough to fuck somebody that gets on my nerves
>>6184353
I'm not sure. I've only been back a few months myself, and haven't seen any of the old gang.
Probably for the best.
>tfw no dog dicked bf
>>6184172
kys ya manlet nerd
>>6184364
it definitely seems less terrible here than it used to.
>tfw I'll never be straight
>>6184377
I've seen it get as bad as the old times, but it's generally an improvement, as long as the namefags and tripfags aren't about.
>>6184385
>Everyone leaves eventually
Some of us come back... because we're lonely, broken people.
>>6184385
Who got banned?
>>6184395
>>tfw I'll never be straight
>>6184385
I could
>>6184391
It's my eternal suffering that no one does. there's toys though
>>6184403
Wiz apparently. Or that's what I hear repeatedly.
>>6184396
I came back out of sheer boredom. I wouldn't say you have to be broken to be here, but let's be honest, the hostility here can be a bit much.
>>6184409
Just buy yourself a BD toy. It's all the rage.
>>6184391
You've never been to Dr. moreaus island...
>>6184353
I just started reposting
>>6184453
Hi epsi how big of things are you putting in your butt these days :3
>>6184172
kill yourself my man.
>tfw acne scarring
>tfw no chin
>>6184453
i am thinking about buying a bad dragon dong, and was actually hoping to ask you for advice/recommendations since you have like a hundred of them.
i'm used to fairly large things, but i'm worried i'll end up ordering a skyscraper by accident.
>tfw no small dick bf
>will never see his face turn red the first time he takes off his pants and I see his penis
>will never get to enjoy deep-throating it
>will never get to enjoy cuddling with him
>will never get to bottom for him
>will never get to see his confidence get built up and him become more dominant over time.
>>6184584
you can cut my cock open and fuck it if you want
I keep thinking I want to completely erase myself from the internet so that I'm forced to go out and get a real life vs getting my social fix online but that's probably stupid right?
How do I become post modern?
>>6184625
You don't become postmodern
you either you are or you aren't
sry about it, fuccboi~
>>6184624
In this day and age, that is a lot harder than it seems. Not impossible, but damn difficult.
I can't wait for Jesus to come down and send you all to hell. You're nothing but trash in every sense of the word. Not one of you has any redeeming qualities.
- that's how I feel everytime I'm around gay people or on /lgbt/
>>6184679
That's not very Christian of you
>>6184625
tfw no qt dean blunt bf
inga one lucky fkn bish
>>6184624
The more immersed I become, the more I want to get out.
I want to just cancel all of my social media accounts, throw away my television/gaming systems and only use my laptop for school purposes.
I did cut back on the amount of time I spent watching television and internet surfing a few months back. It didn't last. But still, it was very strange. It sounds obvious but I had A LOT of free time that I realized I could have put towards something more eventful like exercising or reading. I got bored and stopped. But I think I'll do it again but just push myself to make it a permanent thing.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Tex0imv.png "latest[1].png")
I can't accept the fact that I'm gonna stay a handholdless virgin until I graduate and move out of this shitty campus. Just...
fuck
>>6184624
I don't use any social media. i Have no socia life here or outside.
What foods should I eat for having the cleanest poops and best anal sex?
>>6184453
>>6184610
>my former trip has taken on a life of its own
what is this madness
>>6184742
Can't you leave the campus and talk to people, you know, not in school?
>>6184803
5 10'' stalks of celery a day
>>6184823
It's in the middle of nowhere, I'm afraid, so the gay scene is pretty nonexistent (no bars, clubs, etc.)
>>6184742
Same. Except I'm still in the closet. Even to my friends. Who have been hinting for me to come out for years.
What's wrong with me?
>>6184894
How old are you?
And how long have you known that you're a homo?
>>6184819
Huh
>>6184172
please have sex ya manlet nerd
>>6184369
You rang?
>>6185468
Lol senpai you sexy beast
Where have you been
>>6185477
Finishing school and getting a big boy job
Good to see gaygen hasn't changed and is still all about the hot bulbous doggy dong
>>6185484
Don't get too big for your britches now
>go to his house
>spend the night playing together and doing all the usual stuff
>go to bed together in his bed again
>this time he wraps an arm around me and pulls me close
>leans in and starts to nibble on my ear
>its finally happening ;_;
>spend the whole night missing and snuggling and talking
>finally got to tell him I love him and get this huge thing off my chest
>literally wanted this with him for as long as ever now
>feeling the best I've ever felt
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>woken up by alarm
Fucking hell, it seemed to real man.... :(
>>6185490
You aren't the boss of me
>>6185524
They say a man can dream.
>>6185524
tfw u can't even remember how long it's been since you've last been able to remember dreams
>>6185559
For some reason I stopped having nightmares. My last bad dreams were about my first ex breaking up with me, anxiety driven dreams, man. Sucked.
>>6185572
I stopped remembering my dreams probably around six(?) years ago
the closest thing I have are kind of like stress dreams I guess
but they're only when I have to wake up at a specific time for something important, and it's not really a dream
I just jolt awake thinking that I've massively overslept and frantically grab around for my phone to check the time
but I used to have recurring nightmares, so I'm not all that bothered
>>6185535
I keep getting them about him now though, they're lovely dreams but damn, they're too nice to me.
>>6185559
I've been having a lot of seriously lucid and vivid dreams since I stopped doing any drugs to be honest. They're super intense, usually I clock on to the fact that time dreaming but now they're so life like its pretty amazing.
>>6185572
Yeah same here anon, I haven't had a nightmare in ages now actually.
>>6185606
My dreams are about mundane things. My normal life but with some small tweaks to it. Never worth mentioning, sadly.
>>6185610
Is it someone you know?
I don't get it. I just up and stopped having scary dreams right around high school. Earlier in fact. It's nice though, I hated waking up with a bad feeling hovering over me.
I remember my ex had them often, and I'd get woken up to just roll over and hold him. It was a pretty nice job.
>>6185610
I'm not sure why I stopped remembering my dreams, just happened one day
>>6185621
not to make myself seem even more like an alien, but I don't really even remember what the average dream is like
but sometimes when I'm kinda dozing off I won't fully fall asleep and I'll wake back up a little and I can remember having weird random and nonsensical thoughts
and they're nothing of substance and lack structure I guess so I can't even really recall them after the fact, only that it happened
I'm probably describing an incredibly universal experience and sounding weird though
>its a hitler constantly talking about himself episode again today
>>6185754
sry, it's something I need to work on t b h
How are you, anon?
Do you have any plans for this weekend?
>>6185621
Yes it's a friend of mine. I've become really close friends with him pretty quick, I send pretty much every night a week staying over at his. I've honestly never felt such a genuine attraction to someone like this before, I could happily be with him, he's pretty much everything I've been looking for really.
He's straight though.... Well, I guess, we has a pretty lengthy chat about aexuakity and stuff and he's done things with guys before. He says he can't be bothered to date either sex, he has had pretty bad experiences with relationships in the past it seems but he won't open up.
Yeah I used to get pretty fucked nightmares for a period, oddly when I was feeling decent in life, now I'm not doing as well and all my dreams are really pleasant. Go figure.
>>6185672
Yeah when you start to doze off but don't you are pretty much dreaming. It happens to me too and it can be quite intense, my brain just starts coming out with completely unrelated thoughts about totally random subjects.
One time not too long ago I half fell asleep, thought I was asleep, then suddenly I flew Into the fucking wall and was pinned there by a really strong gravitational pull. I woke up back in the bed like what the fuck mate.
>>6185754
Better than hearing about why the Jews need wiping out all day every day to be quite honest.
>>6185606
I was like you from ages 13 to 18. I just stopped dreaming, or at least remembering them. I now remember dreams every so often and they usually involve my teeth falling out or me getting into shenanigans with people I knew in high school.
>>6184052
>Would you hatefuck an annoying yet cute fuckboy?
only if he wears a ballgag
>>6185785
>then suddenly I flew Into the fucking wall
I get the real equivalent of that fairly often
aka right when you're falling asleep and you're jolted awake by the sensation of falling
shit's annoying as fuck
>>6185882
make sure to use protection and make smart choices~
>>6185886
I'm pretty content with not being able to remember my dreams
the gap between falling asleep and waking up feels instantaneous, and I dig that
also I have found that if I respond to old men on grindr saying that I am not interested, but still thank them for any compliments they may have given me they almost always react like pic related
9 times out of 10 I get very similar results
>>6185948
Side note to the grindr thing, I don't actually expect people to be respectful on grindr and not be vulgar as fuck
I'm more interested to see how people of their age group react when confronted on their behavior
>>6185948
>bye hater
That's pathetic for anyone to say, even worse to know this person's older, too. People are such fucking pussies.
>>6184610
i think a large nox might be right? how does the firmness vary?
>>6185961
he continued on for a few minutes after that lol
also he's 49
>>6185948
Wow what a smarmy little shit, you're worse than he is.
>>6185971
Your complaint wasn't even that bad to begin with. Guy actually types like he's still in middle school. Got any more?
>>6185975
I'll admit that my intentions weren't all that innocent
but if you put that aside, I wasn't really in the wrong with my messaged to him
>>6185981
I lost all my messages a little while back so I don't have any more like that
I posted this the other day though
>>6185948
>not just telling him to fuck off then ignore him
m8...
>>6185948
Haha oh my, that guy sounded quite polite and educated to be honest. He just wanted some boybutt~
I've never had the feeling of it in real life I can't imagine what that would be like haha. I get a weird thing with my arms though, sometimes I pick something up and my arm basically throws it away, I'll be fumbling to try and catch it. I think my brain gets bored and messes with me.
I want a bf and I have tons of messages on tinder etc but my standards are too high. Also my hair has started to fall out (probably because of stress) and I'm deploying to a muslim country for 8 months
I just found out about cashmasters. Gays pay them without even having sex with them. They just call you fags and piss on you.
>>6185948
The blue guy sounds like a complete cunt.
I completely agree with yellow.
> older man implies it's natural that older men like younger 'boys'
> older man complains about guy and then tells him to get AIDS
Thirsty old men really piss me off.
>>6186037
Lol man fucking hell, just don't enjoy any social interaction then, or just can't be bothered with all the idle chit chat you've gotta do with guys?
I have a possile bf coming to my apartment, talked on internet few weeks and often used video chat.
I got everything but dinner figured out.
>use my /ck/ skills to induce food coma for him
Or
>take him into restaurant
>>6186063
If you can cook and enjoy it I'd say do it yourself. It is a nice feeling to cook dinner for a guy.
>>6186062
both probably idk
>>6186067
Thats what i thought too.
Also i dont have money for fancy restaurants, even 20€ per meal place would take huge portion of my money but i dont want seem cheap.
I hope he appreiciates the efford i put into the meal.
Just needed little confirmation to my plan because people and norms are hard
>>6186094
Personally I've never prepared a meal for a date but I'd assume most guys would be very pleased by it overall.
Restaurant dates are great too, perhaps a bit more relaxed as you're out in public and you'll tend to chat more generally, whereas bonding over dinner at home is more intimate. At least that's my theory on it.
If you wish to go out and can't afford to do so go in google, search local restaurants, read the reviews, check the prices.
To be honest I don't think you should concern yourself with your current financial state when it comes to dating, if you do wind up dating then he will soon find out how financially well off you really are. Its fair to assume though that most people would go somewhere out of their general price bracket on a date, just because it's obviously a nicer place to eat in general. Again though, that's me, I'm not fussed about someone's income really, unless they're absolutely terrible with money and endlessly in debt.
Is it awkward Grindr messages time?
>tfw you start bulking and your angular jaw line disappears
FML
):
>>6186192
depression??? who knows tho im probably always going to be this way
>>6186260
Haha same here. I love fine dining but honestly if a guy wanted to go on a date and suggested burger king I'd be all for it. I'd put out for a triple Angus meal~
>>6186232
Well that sucks man, I'm pretty dead inside but talking to other people tends to be the only thing that males me feel alright. I just love hearing what other people are up to and what ails them.
>>6186272
I Literally can't eat fast food like bk or mcD because there's a place in Dublin that has made me like Marshall from HIMYM, nothing compares it's insane
>>6186272
Same. Cheap dates are always fun.
One time went on a date at like 1 am on a Tuesday's. Nothing's open so we went to Walgreens to go buy some knick knacks and had dinner at a diner.
Then blew eachother in my car in a dark parking lot.
10/10 date, shame he ghosted me 2 months later
Top notch dating advice that my mate gave me: Go see a movie first then go to dinner afterwards. That gives you an easy conversation topic for you to bond over.
>>6186222
Just grow a beard :^)
>>6186290
>how 2 social skills 101
next up just b urself
>>6185948
Man, I don't have time to respond to old people on grindr, not even for fun. I have like 500 unanswered shit, and I've been on it for like 7 days only. I just say "people my age only please" on my profile. Most people I get are my age, and the old people msgs are like "I know I'm too old, but...".
>>6184249
I hate FAGGGOTS.
I love Gay people.
Faggots act like faggots.
Gay people are just normal people.
I would readily shoot everyone with the gay lisp and associated nose rings, haircuts and haircolours and just general faggotry.
Gay people are fine tho
>>6186290
>movie
>first date
I don't want to sit there for 1-2 hours being unable to talk. Movies are second date material
>>6186311
If there's one near you, museums are a good first date. Anything that's more public.
>>6186307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s143Zf8BIzXz
>>6186307
ofc all gay men should dress and act like le traditionally lele masculine le classy le gentlesirs such as yourself right???
*unbuttons polyester short sleeve dragon ball z shirt*
>>6186321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lGEMFFhBXK
>>6186273
In that case I'll try to knock up a dinner myself. Prepare your body!
>>6186276
That's very lewd, did you see him any time after that one, or did he just go distant?
>>6186290
Wow, never thought to do that before actually... Makes a lot of sense, I really never know where to go with the talk to be honest, I just suck at it all. Unless someone starts to talk about engines, then I won't shut up~
>>6186321
Nigga u gay
I need a HOT fuckboy to lick his butt, tights, balls and feet.
>>6186356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uvmJZptHlz
:^)
>>6186338
Lol was that an attempt at a valley girl accent?
>>6186342
We went on like 5 more dates, I met his parents, he met mine, it was getting serious then... Poof.
I wanted to slash his tires in response but I'm gonna bide more time
>>6186380
Meh, sucks to cut it off like that.
I wouldn't bother doing that dude, you'll get nothing out of it.
If you really want to wreck his car though buy some brake fluid and pour that all over it. The paint will literally fall off it and he will be fucked~
>>6186222
This is a hon. Doesn't pass
>>6186380
Maybe the sex was bad (on his end) or the honeymoon phase simply wore off, a lot of gay guys bail after that because they don't know how to commitment and they confuse normal things with "Oh, I guess this isn't the guy for me, time to dump him and find my REAL soulmate"
>>6186364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rJhTURkjUN
>TURk
no memes pls
Guys, do flamboyant fem gay guys exist?
Someone said they mostly turn into mtf's?
I'm not big into gay shit at all so I don't know if theres a lack of them or what
AND do they only like other fems to?
I'm 22 and think about taking up smoking, is dying of cancer and all that other stuff worth it ?
I don't even care about looking cool- I'm just interested in the sensation you get from smoking.
>>6186408
Don't start, its really not worth it. There is no sensation from it, you just feel fucking shit.
Honestly, there's nothing good to it, the only time you start to enjoy it is when you've got an addiction.
>>6186406
Yes, from my experience. Generally they tend to be slags into older guys.
There's a few guys on here who are fem into fem, though generally they're into bigger men.
>>6186388
I was going to sugar his tank to really fuck him over but meh.
>>6186391
We never had a chance to fuck, just foreplay which he seemed to really loved (he had never had someone eat him out despite having more experience than me) and he even dressed up as a cute wolf one time.
I assume my impatience got to him. I go tired of his delaying or canceling shit so I just would condescending about it
Pic related, he had the prettiest green eyes
>>6186408
Smoking what?
>>6186416
Oh it makes sense now that there the pic- he was just out of your league.
>>6186419
Cigarettes
>>6186416
His loss, he has a shit tier beard anyway, find a real man
>>6186413
Whatever level of gay your voice is, its fucking hot. If you said like yaas and moaned like a girl, I could jerk off to just that.
but gay porn sucks
>>6186412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tagnw3K2GK
>>6186429
>Honestly depends. Most people like it just as a de stresser, which is what I use t for during my 1.5 hour drive home from work.
okay, also 1.5 hour drive from work ? What do you do ?
>>6186342
Like of course I can eat there but like it's just not as nice as it once was
Also I tried to cook pasta carbonara today and got sick after eating it do I think I can handle it
>>6186425
I prefer scruff over beards anyway.
>>6186438
Yeah. Sometimes 2 hours because of traffic
I do claims and pricing for a housing company
>>6186408
I smoked for 10 years and am currently quitting. It;s rough mang.
I don't think smoking is worth it. There isn't much of a sensation once you have been smoking for a week. You're just left with satiating your addiction.
People are hostile to smokers. My whole school campus has banned smoking. Ridicilous.
>>6186429
>Not even remotely close
Yeah it is actually. this guy is actually white, has a nice face and scruff as opposed to being a poorly dressed dude with a loser stash
>>6186428
wat
did kingrice post a vocaroo and I'm just blind
Has anyone here ever done 4-FA or nexus flipped? Hopefully I'll be doing one of the two tomorrow. 4-FA sounds perfect for me, bored of just mandy nowadays.
>>6186466
>>6186467
What?
Sorry I don't know who this is, I was just rereading old shit
>>6184249
>>6186307
Fuck gays are the fucking worst,
guys faggots are the best.
Im so pro faggot its fucking unreal
I wish you guys all acted 10x gayer
fuck is it weird to get hit on my a regular guy but when its by a faggot its nice
>>6186463
Nope. The hat hides his rainbow colored hair and early onset JUSTing with a receding hairline.
>>6186479
Now you've confused me too mister!
>>6186479
thankfully we don't have to see much of will&grace gays any longer.
>>6186486
I had the biggest gaming achievement of my life happen today and now Im trying to find the specific title of gays im into
but i think i just like mtf's if they would let me jerk them off but theyre such cunts about it
im pretty tired
>>6186496
Do you actually watch those shows or do you just post it to meme out? Cute if you do watch them.
>>6186491
I guess femboys then to be honest. Twinks generally act rather feminine.
>>6186496
oh i got what you meant
this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lGEMFFhBXK
i know its fake, but whatever level of gay shit that is, but the real version, is fantastic
sorry about the rock comment hitler, no one deserves that
>>6186510
I don't really watch tv anymore
but my sister and I used to binge watch absurd amounts of trash television
and we constantly reference stupid little inside jokes from them to this day
case in point, the "I don't understand" dance
>>6186529
Yeah that's Rugby.
Basically just go to Soho or your local gay area to find loads of blokes like that.
>mfw gay guys are shocked when I say I'm gay because I don't look, act or sound like one
Fuck it all.
>>6186491
t b h actually good twink porn is fucking hard to find
twink basically means 'not a bear' in gay porn world
>>6186541
Sometimes I get hit on by them but then I feel like such a fag that I don't act on it.
I'm not old enough for gay bars (18), but i wonder if that shit will be to gay for me
i need to find like a D.L fag to use as fleshlight off grindr
>>6186542
dude your fucking telling me,
gay porn is intolerable. its always like masculine looking guys or if they are twinks they have like some bullshit necklace on that ruins it for me
im glad you said that anon, i was beginning to think i was str8
>>6186466
Yeah ikrf I don't think it hurt their chicken burgers at least I hope but like I only really eat chicken on fast food places
>>6186561
Brb fapping
>>6186561
didnt break my erection one bit faggot
>>6186566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrmxE5f9dt
I should be studying 2bh.
>>6186548
>fappan to qt twink video after literally days searching
>undies coming off now dayyyum
> ass and thighs covered in ingrown hairs
J U S T
>>6186561
Your voice has changed a lot you know, seems a lot more americanised.
>>6186548
Wait. You want a flaming faggot you can fuck, but you want him to be "normal" out and about?
>>6186549
Nah their chicken stuff would have stayed the same, it was just the "100% certified Angus meat" that turned out to be horse meat haha
>>6186542
thiiiiis
the worst is when you find something that has people you actually find attractive and then the bottom is trying super hard to make it sound like it feels sooooo good while also trying to sound sexy and hot
but it just ends up sounding so ridiculous and off-putting
kills my boner so hard that it inverts up inside me
>>6186548
interesting, most gay porn to me the guys are too feminine, and its always one guy paired up with a ugly twink, or there are too many twinkish, skinny looking guys and not enough masculine guys.
>>6186581
Oh, no I want him to be a flaming fag 24/7, i just don't want to have to go to a gay bar to find him.
Dating a normal sounding guy would be so fucking gay, like i might as well just fuck my friends. jesus christ thats awful dude
>>6186574
Your such an adorable little faggot, I'm going to cum to this
>>6186574
Brb broke my dick, going to hospital.
>>6186584
Serious question, where do you find your gay porn?
I use xnxx but thats jsut because thats what i know,
is there something else i should be using
>>6186596
I use bing.
![[MFC] Denji Sentai Megaranger- 14 (86242A05).mkv_snapshot_03.58_[2013.11.16_11.45.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6iGjcvW.jpg "[MFC] Denji Sentai Megaranger- 14 (86242A05).mkv_snapshot_03.58_[2013.11.16_11.45.15].jpg")
>watch video
>deepthroat you weren't expecting happens
>mfw flatmate just knocked on my door asking me to keep the sex noises down
>>6186611
Play your guitar and make sex noises...
freebird with some moaning
>>6186617
He's getting the opening chords to Smoke On The Water and gagging noises.
>uni opened up dorm spots today
>site has been up for 3 (three) minutes
>uni website has already slowed to a crawl
>>6186623
Apps even, fucking phone.
>>6186588
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1khOdPkip6O
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qsaOMRDd1R
>>6186611
>living with rugby
fuck dat
ur flat mates must hate you so fucking much
>>6186643
most of those looks too twinkish for me, with that stupid gayface twinkface thing. don't like fatties.
I just search for what I want to see. very specifically.
>>6186667
indian... or scottish
>wants to post a vocaroo now
>but too tired and doesn't have the effort to disguise southern belle accent
Oh well
>>6186667
your valley girl needs work
>>6186694
goddamn do I love me a southern accent
>>6186694
>tfw no cowboy bf
Does anyone else have "clitoris"? I mean the area between your butthole and balls. I go crazy when a guy grinds on it with his dick or if he touches it while he fucks me.
>>6186655
literally none of those are twinks tho
just generic looking guys that could easily pass as straight and have a gf etc etc etc
<<<< what mathc4mathc faggots like you think is 'masculinity'
>>6186704
You mean the gooch/taint?
>>6186708
Yeah, I mean obviously everyone has it, but is it supposed to give you pleasure?
>>6186714
Yeah your prostate is basically right behind it.
>>6186632
well now i'm in, time to rack up all that fucking loan debt
i hope my roommates turn out to not be retarded, i have no idea who any of them are
>>6186714
Yeah, that's close to where your prostate is. That part of you twitches a bit when you cum, too.
>>6186721
I was the only non-STEM major in a dorm full of stem majors
they all said I would end up as a starbucks barista but the joke is on them - i work at panera breads
>>6186703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h4CYoNPg4x
Though being called darlin by a qt country boy is fun
>>6186731
Oh my, yes this pleases me greatly.
>>6186737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EQz7reoGFB
Funny part is is around here, it's either people who completely embrace their southern stereotype, to the point of hayseed fakery, and everyone else is trying their hardest to hide it
>>6186731
you sound like the legless dude from archer
>>6186767
Yeah, he's from Lousiana I believe so it would sound the same for a gay swampland boy.
>>6186759
Nuuuu, do normal voice!
>>6186726
funny you should mention that because both of my roommates are engineering majors and i'm not. "hi i'm your new roommate i will make less money than you for my entire life" oh well
>>6186759
your voice sounds more generic white suit southern genteel than hick
>>6186780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0goqvCmqlpY
Lol why?
>>6186795
Those are the kind of guys I grew up with, rather than inbred hicks so I sound more like a cliche slave owner Col Sanders.
I try to dress it up a little better though since my voice isn't deep enough to sound sexy.
Josh Turner is my voice gauge for proper southern, because that mans country music makes my panties melt
>>6186799
Gayvoice is gay
>>6186799
It is pretty gay but I do like it :3
>>6186818
Interestingly enough, when I'm with my dad or at work with a customer, I have a completely different voice. I'm curt, my voice is a little lower, and i show very little excitement or change.
I can't ever replicate it but I guess I do it to hide my real self from people.
https://youtu.be/lcPQN4R6bXE
developing a bilingual fetish
>>6186869
It also helps that the guy from the video is hot as hell
>>6186876
What are your red flags for men?
>big beyonce fan
>>6186888
Someone who defines themselves by top/bottom
Multiple guys have told me they want to rub their cocks all over my face. Why is that a thing? Is that a common fantasy or something?
I'm not complaining, though
>>6186897
>racist
HOL UP
>>6186897
Oh yes, racists are a definite no since they always carry a shitty personality.
>>6186903
nice meme
>>6186888
>triple triad was shit
>>6186888
>"I can do bare, I did tests last week"
>>6186908
SO YOU SAYIN
>>6186913
Really anybody that's immediately gung-ho for bb is someone to worry about
>>6186888
>racist
>druggie
>dropped out of high school or uni
>is mean to animals
>tfw you spend 100 euro on the dark souls board game
Aww yes them miniatures bby
>>6186907
Exactly it's never a good indicator like how if someone treats a waiter/ waitress badly they're probably gonna do the same to you desu
>>6186888
>watches RuPauls, orange is the new black and other tumblrkino
>can't hold a conversation
>only interested in superficial things like fashion, social media etc. instead of actual meaningful topics like humanities, politics, sports
>only likes politicians/parties because they want to legalise weed
>attracted to non-whites
>raves about Dark Souls
>doesn't like Sabaton
>bases their opinions off the opinions of others
>thinks any of the Kardeshians, Miley Cyrus etc. are an inspiration and worthy rolemodels
>likes Jesse Eisenberg
>>6186979
so if i'm non-white but attracted to whites i have a shot right
>>6186979
>meaningful topics like humanities, politics, sports
Lmao, worthless.
>>6187032
No because being attracted to you should be a red flag.
>>6186979
>sabaton
>good
rugby baby pls u gotta stop listening to the audio equivalent of high school kids that say they're into ww2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coi87Siunvw < --- real cool guy bad boy war metal
>>6187041
Let's say I'm an Argeninian shade of white
>tfw dishonorably discharged for being autistic
>tfw my penis size wasnt representative of the us military.
>>6187032
hahahahahaha no, not a chance
>>6187042
WW2 is a memeconflict.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65mswPJN80
>>6187046
>Argentina
>white
>>6186979
>Raves about Dark Souls
Fi fi fo fum
I smell the blood of casul scum
>>6186979
*tips gadsgen flag*
>>6187070
I'm gonna hang this up on my dorm window when I move to the US and see how many times I get shot.
Best drunken purchase 2bh
>>6187068
It's literally artificial difficulty. There is no skill required to play Dark Souls, it's just a faggoty circlejerk about some mediocre nip game.
>>6186979
>likes Jesse Eisenberg
Is this even a common thing? I hate that guy so much. Plays as himself in everything.
>Find a friend group which is all bisexual girls with issues
>Reveal that I crossdress
>2 of them say they know how to do drag makeup
Why have you fags not gone out and became the 'gay guy' of an all girls friend group?
>>6187084
why
>>6187091
>implying i have friends or am capable of making them
????????
>>6187084
Have you played dork souls to properly formulate this opinion?
>>6187095
Find the wierd groups, they accept wierdies
>>6187091
Because then they are gonna constantly be inviting me for going out shopping or to go get casual hook-ups. Fuck that.
