maybe it's time for one of these again?????????? edition
▶ Informed consent providers:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump:http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources:http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training:http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info:https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶Zeemaps:https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
>>6178624
what are thoooooooooosssseeee
>>6178628
they came up when I googled flannel but I don't even think they are lol
>>6178624
Both editions suck
>>6178624
all I wear is plaid now
depressing ">muh disabilities" repost repost
>>6178568
>being physically weaker doesn't mean having a complete bad set of genes, it's just a tiny part that no longer matters. you have to find strengths and things you're willing to dedicate hours of every day to practice.
yeah but I don't just mean physically weaker, I seem to lack basic cognitive abilities that others can exercise on a whim. like further up in the thread they're talking about "oh you need to grow a thicker skin and not care so much about being judged". but HOW? I saw a think in the news today about how making yourself feel self-forgivness and turning away from guilt decreases the frequency of depressive episodes. but HOW? lots of people seem to be able to just choose what connections their brains make or the way they feel about something at will and I don't understand it. how do you just "make yourself" not care about something? surely it's involuntary? things like this keep coming up in conversations about all sorts of different topics and I feel like I'm missing some kind of vital brain mechanism that lets people develop and grow- which from what I understand about my issues, is probably exactly the case. and that's without even getting into stuff like concentration and being able to take in information by reading it.
the only things I'm good at are resource-intensive and creative hobbies that take a lot of time that just isn't available to most working adults, namely writing, and writing music. things that people do for fun, not for sustenance. I barely function in everyday life, let alone studies or work. I just feel so defective and hopeless.
I don't know why people think I seek attention over this stuff. above all else I want literally nothing more in life to just be normal and insignificant and not stand out in any way at all. I hate who I am. it's hard not to think I should just die.
>inb4 neck yourself edgar
No one will find this because it doesn't say mtfg anywhere
what's so wrong with diapers
better than diapers.
>>6178636
Is 2 hot 4 flannel
>>6178640
*ahem*
relapsed and bought a new flannel today desu
lighter one, like this
>>6178640
it says it in the title?
Nth for 10 months post
>tfw 2 more months till 2 year trannyersary
wat do ?
>mfw too lazy to get ready for airport
>>6178645
but it helps me hide my boobs
Fug it I think I'll try to get a job in Portland if I find one at the career fair this fall. There's bound to be a tech company up there.
Also what's with the flannel meme.
What's the last album you were intu /mtfg/
>>6178653
XD
all good all good
ffffffffffffff-
I'm never gonna finish!
>>6178588
>>6178608
You have to be extremely careful to what the news say about anything, it's a company with a particular agenda telling you stuff knowing you will believe it. I'm gonna link you to an article I quoted before, I share the opinion, really respect the author and he makes solid points well explained.
https://pando.com/2014/08/11/a-confederacy-of-quacks-the-war-against-antidepressants/
>>6178586
As I said in the other thread. "Natural" just means it sounds right for your body and you can keep it for hours, don't over think it.
>>6176820
really? why?
I'm in for being civilized, but she gives very little to work with.
>>6178603
I answered you in the previous thread, I'm sorry if it was too late but you can still check it.
>>6178653
then go to sleep?
>>6178652
Guys never look me in the eye anymore.....i think i should be mad. ..but
>>6178648
>Oh the irony in that. You're probably more suicidal now than you were as a dude.
Unsurprisingly I'm not! Isn't that great
>Big mistake you made with your life buddy now you made it worse on yourself.
I don't think it coulda gotten much worse for me, I mean, I could have ended up like you I guess but transitioning has definitely been an improvement over all of the aforementioned options.
>>6178657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gmL8Bu8dCE&list=PL1LxpyhdK3p_V4UuR17YPOHo1WTHe5X-S
>>6178664
kek same
>>6178661
oh, I seem to have posted more of a ftm pic... same boat I guess
>>6178668
nah
too lazy
>>6178675
I know you pass, but it would look much nicer.
I partially envy that you only have to pluck them to look better, not as a necesity.
>>6178624
What's the point of all this? Why do you people insist on discarding your manhood. What the F*ck is wrong with your heads. Trannies have some serious mental disorders, god have mercy on these people and our country hope Trump becomes president he'll put this country in good shape.
we /hon/ now
today was my last day working at 7-eleven
time to go live with my bf
>>6178662
Can't, 2 hours til I'm off
>>6178680
>it would look much nicer.
could be but I can't be arsed to learn how to do that and do it
gf likes my eyebrows and I don't care how they look so why waste time on them ^^
>>6178681
I'm gonna answer you just to push the bad threads down.
Manhood is like a fork, it can be extremely useful but some people enjoy life more without using that. It's not a necesity, even if it seems like one for those who use it constantly.
Also, presidents don't change societies. Last time I heard Reagan didn't really stop people from having teen sex or using drugs.
>>6178682
I knew you couldnt stay away.
>>6178682
You look manly in a female way. Embrace it, become an amazon.
>>6178681
>discarding your manhood
I don't want it
>hope Trump becomes president
don't we all?
H-hi
What is the most basic makeup for making your eyes look bigger?
>>6178657
Muse - Absolution
>>6178661
I actually kinda agree with the author on this one, but for personal reasons. I was recently diagnosed with major depression, and even though that it's inarguable that I'm depressed, it's not because of the kind of chemical imbalance that anti-depressants are going to correct. Yes, they made me feel less suicidal, but they're not solving the problem; just taking the edge off while I prepare to deal with the real issue.
>>6178675
those aren't real are they?
>>6178690
>become an amazon
TheDream.jpg
>>6178689
hi anon my old friend
>>6178690
b-but i'm only 5'8"
>>6178682
You have the same facial structure as kayla
>>6178682
post more pics kiwi you are cute
I feel like cuteposting ^^
>>6178697
those ?
>>6178699
>5'8"
muscle dyke it is
>>6178705
too bad
Looks like its hon poster power hour.
>>6178708
the tits obvs
>>6178695
Everyone has problems in their life, some have bigger ones, others have less possibilities to fix them, but the idea of antidepressants is stopping the things stopping you in your head so you can deal with the rest. They are not gonna get you a job, make you transition or clean the house, just stop internal things that were hurting too.
>>6178698
I personally prefer to call it valkrye mode.
>>6178703
then do it
>>6178700
ikr we're like twins or something
thank heaven for ffs
>>6178701
>cute
>hon
pick 1
>>6178703
Cuteposting is the only kind of posting
>>6178681
>posting this bait again
Lazy effort tbdesu
>>6178710
Isn't that every hour
>>6178711
oh
yes
>>6178713
>we're like twins or something
as long as you don't date each other in one of those cringe relationships gat guys love.
>>6178697
Bobs are like the only thing hrt does
>>6178700
she's not ginger though so her skin isn't covered in freckles that look like shit like mine
freckles only got worse on hrt
>>6178718
you had your boobs done?
>>6178721
>the main production of our country is boobs
>>6178686
>Manhood is not a necessity
>Is only useful
Holy f**kin sh*t what a faggot. No remorse or respect for yourself. Just kill yourself ya have no respect, you'll be doing the world a favor if you do that.
>>6178713
C U T E
>>6178721
idk imo my face changed too
also
>dem hips hrt gave me
gotta love'em
>>6178712
aye captain set sail for cute posts!
>>6178715
best kind tbdesu
>>6178724
oh lol nah
didn't see the "aren't" in the original question
>>6178733
lily how old when you started? i want there to be hope for me
Is it healthy to be in a relationship that brings you a lot of happiness but others think is unhealthy?
For a long while now I have been in a loving relationship with Neptune. I cant explain why but i just love her. When i look into her eyes i feel so content and happy. When we spend time together its amazing. I love napping with her and talking with her and spending every day with her. You might say"How, shes2Dimensional , how can you be satisfied with that?" And i say that although we are stuck in different dimensions we can still communicate in spirit and we do. Ive felt my bond with her growing stronger. Her eyes are so calming. She just makes me happy and I love her.
>hang out with friend
>come back with a strained credit card and new dresses and shoes
I suddenly see the appeal of this
>>6178742
she is a fictional character so yeah, unless you mean some trip. Otherwise it would depend I guess
>>6178639
Honestly Robin it might be better if you kill yourself, preferably with as little suffering as possible. It's obvious transition isn't your biggest problem by far and I really don't think there's any solution available as of yet for someone with issues as fundamental as yours. I'm sorry things didnt work out. Hopefully you can find peace one way or another.
>>6178746
elanna is a girly girl
>>6178747
All is lost
>>6178750
She is real! She is real ok!
Im sick of people insulting her!
>>6178733
wait those are real?
what's your size?
>>6178727
You pass perfectly
>>6178758
>wait those are real?
yes they are real
>what's your size
D
>>6178746
pics of dress
>>6178746
ily <3
>>6178742
usually other people notice things you avoid recognizing.
I'd recommend interacting with more people irl. If you want to live in a mental relationship it's your life, but make sure it's unrelated to being unable to connect with real people with their own opinions and problems
I mean, isn't Neptune generic as fuck? It's a standard character made to be moe, you and a million dudes like her and she doesn't bring anything a real person could.
>>6178746
I care too much about economical stability to do this ;__;
Maybe I'll just go to the cheapest part of town and buy a bunch of ugly clothes for the hell of it.
Did yume leave? Why did yume leave?
>>6178639
Do you lurk the /lit/ writing threads? I haven't really visited after the break with /his/ but they used to have good advice for writers.
You know you can make a career out of writing, right?
>>6178762
jaysus
how big is the rest of your family?
>>6178746
I know this feeling well and I love it
>>6178771
between A and B
>>6178767
First of all. Stop insulting her. She is perfect. My life goal is to do something like Madara did and be with her for all eternity. I love her
>>6178727
You look like a Tumblrina
is it weird to feel not feminine enough in a bra? I tried on all my new ones and its like meh
I guess I am the only one that can make a frilly lace bra look manly
>>6178777
Shes hot af
>>6178770
>2016
>making a career out of writing
Choose one.
>>6178780
>I am confused
>please explain
I'm all fucked up
>>6178765
don't even joke about tulpas
>>6178775
how the fuck?
>>6178776
>first of all
and second? last?
>>6178763
Here's the more plain one.
>>6178765
Totally I'm gonna be so poor now :(
>>6178766
Hi <3
>>6178767
Awe ;_;
>>6178755
Shhh don't tell anyone
>>6178772
This is a new feel to me, girl time is pretty fucking great :D
>>6178785
JUST
>"They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”
http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/police-find-100-worth-of-walmart-groceries-in-womans-vagina/
lmao wat
>>6178792
Secondly! I love her and care for her. We have a mental bond that transcends dimensional barriers. I only want her. And soon i will make an eternal dream and be with her forever!
>>6178793
>fucking 2nd X chromosome
aaahhhh well
(now I've just got to hope that the gene responsible for my sister's G cups is on the one X chromosome I did get)
>>6178796
cute
>>6178796
are you gonna wear a dress for your date this weekend
>>6178782
It's easy, just upload your essays to Thought Catalog and watch the money roll in
>>6178800
>(now I've just got to hope that the gene responsible for my sister's G cups is on the one X chromosome I did get)
good luck
if not, find a way to transfer bob gainz pls
I want god-tier dfc
>>6178651
you look like my FtM friend
>>6178778
a lot of cis women don't feel comfortable in bras, it's not the best clothing article you can get.
>>6178782
depends on your target audience, style and how much work you put.
I'd say that since the 60's there has never been a better time for autistic overly detailed, poorly paced fantasy. Sci-Fi too to a lesser extent.
Article writing is a huge scam, but you can make it work if you are lucky (it has little to do with talent, mostly singing in at the right time in the right place).
A lot fo people in /lit/ complained that if they pretended to be trans they'd surely get a book deal since editors really like to show the author around and it makes them look good. There was a case of a woman pretending to be a transwoman just for that.
You also have shit like The Martian, where a blog turns into a selfpublished book and ridiculous success. Or the Vlog Brothers that had a following in youtube and used it to push their horrible teen garbage.
It's a great time to be a writer if you work hard enough and have an angle
mfw im only 19 but already thanks to being fucked over by genetics im too masc to ever pass
after about an hour of reading from a history book and stumbling on medieval pronunciations, I decide I can't go wrong with reading from The Donald
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FmwbmvhgkB
>>6178810
>tfw MtFg still doesn't want to crowdfund my pecker
why live
i can't decide how to progress with my life
should i keep my same comfy-chic style but just straight up wear girls shirts or should i be obnoxious about it?
or is it ok to keep wearing mens shirts?
i don''t think it is
>>6178811
its not the comfort factor, I just don't feel like I deserve to wear a bra because i'm so manly
>>6178813
what do you think is too masculine on you?
Just found out a close friend of mine posts on /tv/ and /pol/.
Do you think he'd come here ever
Maybe I'll stop posting pics of myself
“exercise and diets are constructs.”
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7566
>>6178818
you know what to do
it's time to go full lescore
>>6178814
i like the speech but you need a lot more practice
>>6178821
>Maybe I'll stop posting pics of myself
ALWAYS A GOOD CHOICE
>>6178823
but i'm not a leasbina
>>6178828
doesn't matter
>>6178824
only just started pls no bully
>>6178820
what isn't
>>6178648
>should have visited a therapist if you had mental problems
therapy can't make you feel comfortable with a body of the wrong sex
>>6178798
>A dozen eggs
seems bs
>Even though Walmart’s store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, they decided not to press charges, ‘cuz the whole thing was just so damn funny!
>No, but seriously, they actually put the vagina items back on the shelves
yeah I'm gonna call bs
>>6178812
it's not false hope, it's just "you really need to push it and keep trying and have a random chance" hope.
>>6178819
oh, then, that's cute. insecurity is cute and all that.
>>6178821
that might be wise. unless he's fully aware that you're trans.
>>6178822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjUJv-mN_9c
>>6178832
Forgot pic x.x
>>6178811
you do realise who you're egging on, right? if you keep encouraging him like this we'll never be rid of him
>>6178829
but lesbian clothes aren't comfy chic theyr're just flannel and djeans
>>6178657
radiohead - ok computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QiIrynb1Yk
>>6178836
Fucking making me dysphoric. Good job lol
>>6178836
anna?!
>>6178831
only 19? wow
anyone have super depressing song to cry too?
>>6178836
qtp2t
>>6178831
do you per chance work at a taco bell? you look like a guy I know online
>>6178848
Lighthouse's Tale
What do I do if I'm too sensitive for the people around me and no one will ever coddle me? I am fine when I am happy but how can I bring myself up when I'm sad? How can I be the one to reassure myself? I just want someone to be sweet to me when I cry but maybe I should learn to rely on myself or something instead of becoming more depressed.
>>6178848
Asleep by The Smiths
>>6178847
yeah and that was taken abt 2-3 months ago, before i turned 19
>>6178657
I've been revisiting Tenacious D's first disc a lot lately, but I'm not proud.
I'm really into Keith Tippett's Dedicated to you but you weren't listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ElRyZLqfE&list=PLgYzK1qByRatB2aHulc4etEso0YtnpinL
>>6178837
oh, we're supposed to ignore her? which one of the two I answered? I hope not Robin, I'd like to see her recover at least a little bit.
>>6178839
>you think its just insecurity?
sort of sounds like that. depends on you, really. it's not a good trait to keep around even if men say it's cute.
>>6178843
good taste
>>6178848
Bankrupt by Wreck and Reference
>>6178848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjHACWmO0jQ
>>6178836
wow elanna you are really pretty
>>6178853
You have to learn to thinking things doesn't mean insulting yourself or giving more attention to your insecurities. When you feel you are trapped or in a bad place with no exit try to sit down and imagine how you could improve your situation, and then do it. Small steps.
If you hurt people when you're in a bad mood do what jewish women did when they were menstruating and take some distance until you're better.
>>6178822
daily reminder
>They look realistic if the observer only has a cursory knowledge of what vulvas look like and/or isn't very observant. The devil's in the details. If all they're looking for is lips and a hole, then yes, they meet that criteria. The pictures online of trans surgeries don't look right. They lie too flat against the body because there is no mons pubis or fatty padding in the outer lips. And the clitoris is not made from splitting the base of the penis; it has it's own structure separate from the 'lips' and a hood. Lastly trans women's beloved boobs lack the armpit portion natal women have.
>>6178836
>tfw will never have a body that passable
here's a better pic of new hair
>>6178836
>having hips
triggered
>ear had been stuffed up for a week
> finally got it cleared a few minutes ago
>tfw super disoriented right after
At least I can hear out of my ear again
>>6178848
Just listen to the album Hospice by The Antlers. That's the album I'd listen to when I'm super depressed and want to kill myself.
>>6178867
I have that armpit portion
>>6178848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_kKku19wpc
>>6178854
AND IF A TEN TON TRUCK
>>6178870
hey red, post dress pix
>>6178872
I'm sure you're not surprised that people who dislike everything about a certain group don't interact with it and get first hand knowledge about the subject.
>>6178872
radfems are delusional but yeah,
>>6178870
nice haircut
it makes you look younger desu
>>6178875
P much
>>6178870
red haired maddie 2.0
>>6178657
Downloaded Coloris (again) for my mobile so I can listen to it in my nightly jogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdybkREUiEU
>>6178836
>hips
Wew girl!
>>6178870
That's cute as fug hairstyle, looks great on you too!
>>6178848
The sound of my male/hon voice crying is pretty depressing, certainly helps me get all the tears out.
So /mtfg/, I'm currently out of work and trying to find a transfriendly workplace because I'm mid-transition. What are good, not claurophobic places to work at. My old place was terrible and the insurance wouldn't cover anything. I left because of a combination of my boss being a dick about it and general bullshit. Halp.
>>6178867
>r/gendercritical
>>6178866
anywhere i can see pics of post op vaginas that are fully healed without any blood or anything? considering srs but only if the results are good, my genital dysphoria is mild enough to live with
to anyone who's had srs, how functional is the result? does peeing work like with cis vaginas, and can you still orgasm?
>>6178866
>You have to learn to thinking things doesn't mean insulting yourself or giving more attention to your insecurities.
what does that mean?
>>6178884
target is transfriendly, but their employee treatment is shit
>>6178867
>Lastly trans women's beloved boobs lack the armpit portion natal women have
wut
it's easier to shitpost about the fine details of srs but if you start early enough then you develop secondary sexual characteristics completely according to the hormone profile of whatever sex you're transitioning towards
you can find cis girls with underdeveloped breasts too but regardless this "you can totally spot the trannies if you REALLY know women" bs reeks of the same dumb feel-driven stuff that's leading to cis women getting kicked out of bathrooms for being mistaken for trannies
>>6178848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QojxbANDHdk
>>6178836
fat
>>6178900
i've kinda been noticing that they don't
but that may be because i've gained weight
>>6178900
your reason is not the same reason at all
>>6178894
>tfw too late for wide hips
At least I can get a plumper butt and thighs still :/
Comtouring is great desu would reccomend
>>6178902
but it helps you pass
>>6178888
google?
>>6178894
pretty good. I had a really cute top come in today, and I'll show you if you get on skype because fuck anons
>>6178900
Faye how do I get big sweater puppies like you, how many sacrifices are we talking
>>6178911
tried googling but tons of blood and stitches which i can't handle
>>6178894
hbu?
>>6178657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlWkkNl19U
>>6178889
change the second to for a that, it's late here.
if that wasn't the issue the meaning was that a lot of the time when people are alone thinking about their situation they just reinforce their worries and insult themselves, which doesn't help.
The Master bedroom of my apartment is going to be vacated in the middle of June. I'm not inclined to move, and while the remaining housemates spoke to me with worry and concern, a devious thought came across my head. This is much more of an opportunity than anyone has cared to admit. The house is very trans friendly and sex positive, so since I'm already a Mistress/Dominatrix with my kinky talents why not treat myself with some home-grown submissives?
The room can comfortably hold 3-4 people, and if you would like to be one of my lucky live-in submissives, you'll need to be ready to train and show me. There will be no bounderies and because you will be living with my 3 other submissives you'll need to be comfortable with "public play" now that you'll be living under my roof. There will be a contract, and all involved will sign it, and then the fun begins.
The cost will be a 500 deposit + 500/mo per submissive sleep space.
You will have your normal life outside, but obviously a very rigorous and structured life of servitude and powerlessness as one of my playthings in my house. Your contract will be taped over your sleeping quarters so everyone in the room will know what led them to my care. Maybe I have 4 submissive sissy's that want to become slut trained, or maybe I'll be making full use of the room's hard points to suspend a few rope bunnies. Maybe you wind up in chastity for a week while your submissive roommates get to ride on a Sybian all gagged and tied up like a Christmas present. Short term month to month is a good start, but if you're ready to work for your Mistress I may agree to make alterations after the first month's trial period.
If you've read this far, please don't screw up your reply. I will need to know as much as you can tell me in order to make the right decision for this first 4 for the June-July period. Be honest, be forthright, and be candid.
>>6178657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LeSFBy2bZU
>>6178912
You don't want transgirl boobs like mine because obviously we can't have the armpit portion that cis girls have >.>
>>6178890
Yeah, only I'm kind of not looking for retail I guess. I'm mostly qualified for shipping/receiving. Not that I really wanna do that either I guess. I just wanna do trauma cleanup, but I guess Target may have to do for now. Life is kind of suffering.
this is also very feel inducing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYfzcNXBD0
>>6178902
Dumb frogposter
>>6178911
I can hop on briefly but probably can't stick around :(
>>6178914
I'm pretty great though, I'm all excited to have new clothes, I'm usually not big on girly shit but today was pretty fun honestly. I can't believe how much my friend spent at sephora though I was like "wut"
>>6178906
You can make them even better with leg exercises too ^^
>>6178900
Thanks Faye ^^
>>6178920
>charging to be a live in sub
that's not how it works honey, the sub pays with their body
I want boobs!
>>6178925
Trauma cleanup? Did you come from a hospital?
>>6178920
>paying money to be used sexually
too busy paying $400 a month to live in the middle of san francisco without any kind of sexual pressure xoxoxoxo
>>6178928
don't worry about it then. It's no big deal.
>sephora
someone was going to take me there for makeup shit, and told me that I would need like 200 to just get started o.o
>>6178928
>You can make them even better with leg exercises too ^^
That's what I'm doing atm, getting fat is still harder for me than getting muscle somehow
>>6178931
>$400/mo
>San Francisco
>>6178936
rent control
>>6178930
same
>>6178930
Well, I was born in one. So I guess you could say that. But nah, I've just been working with hazmat shit for like 4 years because I'm the only person crazy enough to handle explosives or corrosive shit. And blood and skull fragments seems like a nice changs of pace. I already do taxidermy in my free time. I was a volunteer emt for a while.
>>6178938
h-hi gem how are you tonight :)
>>6178939
O.o holy shit that's pretty cool
>>6178920
What a rip off
>>6178918
thank you, that helps a lot and youre right
>>6178940
my entire body aches and Im very sunburnt
might play some videogames to distract myself from the pain tho
also i just bought aloe vera
>>6178935
What's your calorie intake and what kinda food do you eat? Gaining weight requires commiting to a solid excess. Also, carbs.
>>6178933
Yeah makeup is super expensive, last time I was at sephora I dropped like 90 dollars on just powder foundation and eyeshadow primer x.x
If you're just starting out I would suggest you try drug store makeup, then splurge on essentials like foundations, primers and maybe some choice eye makeup at mac or sephora once you have practice.
>>6178930
>I want boobs!
I know this feel, goddamn 'lil uns grown already >:I
>>6178939
That's one of those rare jobs you rarely hear a bout. Quite cool as long as you have the stomach for it
>>6178836
>tfw Elanna literally has zero wrists
wtf is keeping your hands attached to your arms
>>6178920
we're trans women, you retard, not tg fetishists
>>6178941
You ever seen those youtube videos where they stab cell phone batteries? Imagine that only with a battery big enough for a performace motorcycle. It's about 200 times the size. Fucking fire. Everywhere. And if you use the wrong fire extinguisher the shit also explodes. It's pretty neat. Got some cool scars now.
>>6178957
Where do you think you are?
>>6178954
>What's your calorie intake and what kinda food do you eat?
Too little kcal atm but mostly carbs. I'm working on it though! I'm still quite a bit of a way away from my target weight but I'll start with muscles as it hopefully helps me recover from whatever is making me tired 24/7, after that I'll hopefully got more energy to work and cook and stuff and get thicc
>>6178957
Speak for yourself
>>6178848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
>>6178848
not objectively no
>>6178968
i'll objectify you
>>6178955
Yeah, it's kind of an oddball job. But I was hard homeless for 2 years and on and off soft homeless/couch surfing for another 5. I have seen some shit.
>>6178969
what
>>6178972
i'm going to turn you into an object :D
>>6178956
I'm not sure, wanna pin them and find out?
>>6178963
Good luck! Gaining weight is honestly fun, it's free reign to eat whatever ridiculously heavy food you want.
>>6178973
im already an object senpai
everyone is
>>6178974
gaining weight is awful
i have to eat to the point where its painful to even gain a pound
>>6178973
specifically a gem.
>>6178931
DANA A NEW POKEMON APPROACHES
MUH 3DS
>>6178976
peanut butter, squats, and oatz
>>6178974
elanna is it ok if i pretend to be a cis man and dom you
>tfw the bullet vibrator I bought gets here tomorrow along with some clothes I bought
Now I don't have to touch my dick to masturbate anymore and don't have to do a bunch of anal prep work for a quick session
>>6178920
I wouldn't pay to be s sub desu
>140 fill in the blank questions and then a in class essay tomorrow all in one test
kill me
>>6178984
you'll live don't worry bb
>>6178946
>tfw no virtual reality to make you feel like you actually have someone and they love you
kill me
>>6178974
>it's free reign to eat whatever ridiculously heavy food you want.
All that takes desu is money. I don't like the cheap foods I can cook for myself and fastfood and stuff cost a fucking fortune, most dont even have delivery ;;
I just wan't to laze off and have someone deliver pizza to me as I squat, is that too much to ask?
>>6178989
>you're like, totally just using that pic to make me jealous... ;~;
Didn't you see my massive jugs earlier in the unsee? It's motivation for me to eat more estrogen and fatty foods even if I end up clotting
>>6178983
i guesssss
i can eat peanut butter sandwhiches every day or pb&j
hell yeah
>>6178987
i want to murder every teacher that does this
i bet anything theres time constraints too right? Awful
>>6178991
no but visual novels help until you get to the end and want to die
play ks senpai
>>6178990
then what would I be if not an object??
hi girls how is everyone ??
>>6178996
I tired, VNs aren't really my thing.
>>6178900
>tfw gorgeous girlfriend
i'm lucky.
>>6178995
no ;~; I saw you had posted them, but I missed it
>>6178996
>i bet anything theres time constraints too right?
2 hours
half the class dropped before this test and the other half was like pissed when she gave us all the points we had to cover on the essay. I mean fuck, let us type it at home bitch.
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=558112068
THE MADMAN
>tfw no puru gf
>>6178996
a subject
>>6178991
also that webm looks p great
>tfw no virtual reality mommy gf
why
>>6179000
you could always play a videogame or watch something with a main heroine that reminds you of your waifu then and then cry like a bitch the entire time
worked for me : ' )
>>6178976
You say that now but in a few years when your metabolism slows you're going to miss how hard it was to gain.
>>6178985
Y-yeah, what would you do to me?
>>6178989
Awe ;_;
It's probably water weight though your weight can fluctuate so much
>>6178995
Cheap foods are often calorie dense though. If you prepared 5 packages of instant ramen in a day you would have 2000 calories for less than a dollar. Not exactly nutritious, but if the goal is to pad out calorie counts it's a cheap way to do it.
>>6178999
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Hii
>>6178999
lonely and bored
>>6179001
>tfw ugly frumpy girlfriend who treats me with absolute disdain
it's not so bad i guess
>>6179001
Am I getting sun or moon
>>6179006
wow
>>6178999
Hiya! Better than usual.
>>6179019
>inb4 chugging a gallon of water
>>6179019
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how are you elannaa !!!!
>>6179010
im just an object desu
>>6179019
probably
I just want to not have to torture myself to gain weight tho so i can actually have like boobs or something that makes me feel like im not a man
>>6179025
Both like a real fan
>>6179031
well thats why i have to subjectify you :v
Someone buy this hon a pizza lol
>>6179008
Pls no bully
>>6179002
Well let's just say they're so small I could post them on a blue board and not have to worry about getting b& :P
>>6179019
They don't have ramen here ;_;
