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>>6176798
old thread
>>6177621
I wish I was invisible sometimes
>>6177575
>that hormone cocktail
Wew no wonder my tits aren't growing with this dosage but scared to up E without monitoring and QHI doesn't sell progestrone
>>6177621
>a femboy making a mtfg general
>>6177621
>tfw red thread
>>6177630
>QHI doesn't sell progestrone
they do
ask for a special offer
Ive ordered prog there twice
>>6177621
finally a good thread. thank you red!
>>6177628
>can still feel invisible, masculine bone structure under invisible, masculine face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
From stale bread
>>6177371
When did I ever say I wouldn't? And Catholic? Sass, I'm as pagan as they come! TruCelt blood flows through my veins!
Was there anything else I missed? I'm a bit of a derp late at night!
>>6177624
>dare
Who said anything about you being in them?
Get your mind out of the gutter titch!
>>6177637
>ask for a special offer
Really now? I'm going to need new set of whoremones soon so maybe I'll get some progestrone too. How much does it cost? I got no idea how to dose it either so that's a bit scary but 4mg of estrogen a day is doing nothing for me rn :(
>>6177640
pain, blood and skin irritation.
try it on a friday night if you must, and spend all weekend in your bedroom healing from the war on your face
>>6177611
>>6177643
Oh... Well then...
That's kinda nice actually.
>>6177641
no
save your neo-vagina for the one you love
>>6177621
R E D
E
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T H R E A D
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>>6177645
if you have been on E for less than a year I wouldnt touch prog.
Idk what I paid, I think like 32€ for a months supply?
so what does prog do exactly? does it just enhance breast development or does it help with any other aspects of feminisation too?
>>6177649
I mean, I'm about halfway through plucking my mustache with a pair of tweezers right now. I like the pain, and it doesn't seem to be terribly hard on my skin.
chasers I'll let you be the first to fuck my neovagina if you pay for it
im a virgin btw
[email protected]
>>6177651
What the prison scene?
>>6177657
only breast development. ymmv in that regard though. it seems to do nothing for some. it has recreatable effects on me though
ayyyy so being sad is a good thing when applying for gov't jobs
>>6177658
Why not an epilator?
>>6177662
That's on every job application. I was watching some training videos at work and my gender identity is protected, wooo.
>>6177659
>chasers I'll let you be the first to fuck my neovagina if you pay for it
chasers wanting vagina not gt
any guy paying $20k for sex
>im a virgin
of course you are, you literally don't even have a vagina to be fucked in yet.
Whats up /mtg/?
>>6177639
i put some of my favorites. my gf bought me my US flag ones
>>6177658
stick to plucking. you have more control that way.
>>6177654
>32€ for a months supply?
Ouch that's going to increase my expenses quite a lot, not sure if I can afford it. Maybe I'll spend my makeup savings on that or something... hmm. I've been on E for 11 months and the progress is just not there, anyone who saw that unsee cc earlier can attest to that.
>>6177666
I don't have one.
>tfw I will never travel the Pokemon world as a qt girl and all the other feelings this webm fills me with.
Why. Even. Live.
>>6177662
>Put down autism on civil engineering job application
>Didn't get the job
>>6177603
you're thinking about Curtis mein führer
the retarded FtM who thinks E changes your voice
>>6177667
I don't know if mine is or not ;~;
>>6177664
You know, I think everyone I've come out to has asked me if I was going to start acting differently.
I don't know why. It's not like I was hiding much from them at that point anyway.
Bah I'm dwelling on the past. No one asked me for truth or dare last thread, but I'm only doing truth anyway. I'm not getting out of bed. If you can give me a dare that doesn't involve moving much I might do it.
>>6177660
Mhmm. I only got through part of it, but I'll be watching it fully tomorrow, when I have the energy to really think about it.
>>6177669
Well... now I have some Idea of what I might want.
Shut up, I'm allowed to have ulterior motives.
>>6177621
i like bread
>>6177658
that fucks up electrolysis/laser don't do it
I want to be Snorkmaiden
>>6177631
shut up !!!
>>6177632
big hearts and kisses babe!
>>6177637
thank you nazi loli
i love all of you and consider you friends <3
>>6177676
CURTIS
right, the guy is nuts
thank you <3
>>6177683
I thought you just had to wait for 2 weeks or something after plucking and then laser would be fine?
>>6177658
plucking is more likely to cause ingrown hairs anywhere but your brow
>>6177686
Awesome~ I can sleep happy!
Which I might do. If I suddenly stop posting, I havn't died, I've just nodded off!
>>6177686
kaffir stfu
>>6177671
well that looks better than mines.
cup?
>>6177682
>tfw not in the uk
You're pretty sweet too Grace!
>>6177668
Guys will do it. I've been offered £2,000 for sex. Didn't take the offer. The thirst of men knows no bounds.
>>6177686
I like you
>>6177699
... I'm a little ashamed to admit I'd take that offer.
>>6177686
>tfw only friends
b-but can we still d-do this if we're friends >,<
>>6177627
I'm sort of addicted to use a tweezer in my face. It doesn't look good and I'm sure all the touching doesn't help my skin. But it feels so nice each time a hair slowly comes out, it's like taking out a scab.
Do I buy generic wax or is there a particular kind for more sensitive skin?
aw shit, it's snore maiden & snufkin.
fukken sweet-ass
>>6177692
Not if you exfoliate, and dab a little bit of spearmint essential oil on it. It hurts more too!
The spearmint also might(whoknowsifit'stru) damage the folicles with it's antiandrogen quality.
I think I'm gonna do a test on my pubes to show you gals a side by side at some point on youtube for attention.
>>6177684
I used to watch the Moomins as a kid but thanks to dyspraxia I have literally zero recollection of what it's about, redpill me?
>>6177701
>tfw remembering the pic of me that used to be on this back when I tripped as noelle
oh god, the lessening beard shadow + fat redistribution away from my brow so I can keep my eyes open a little more normally really has made a difference hasn't it?
>>6177638
>crawling in my skin, this bones they feel so real
>>6177709
Relax! I'm sure she likes you more than that dummy. It's blinding how infatuated you two are.
>>6177713
wut
>>6177696
n/a
Here's the relevant part of the unsee, kms-tier gains i know. Guess I'll jam progestrone through for a few months and see how fucked I am if they sell me some
https://unsee.
cc/zaroguse/
>>6177699
you're literally insane to turn that down
>tfw I've started doing some lifting again.
I have failed you Taytay. But I must accept my reality for the time being.
>>6177633
WHAT A FUCKING RELIEF!!!!!!
>>6177713
Don't make fun of me
>>6177721
would grope/10
>>6177657
If you're experiencing mood swings and shit it'll help calm them down. Otherwise yeah it helps boob growth
>>6177715
It's bout a happy group of weird hippo looking trolls who go on adventures with their buddies
It's my favorite thing to watch when I'm sad
>>6177707
Don't be ashamed, I just chickened out, I'd probably agree next time if he was decent looking.
>>6177724
Hey, what's so relieving about that?...
Sass?
Sass, no.
Not yet.
>>6177723
trip on korra
>>6177718
Blinding isnt the word I would use.
>>6177725
for some reason my computer decided to slip 1 on me. i didn't mean it
>>6177643
that black lady at the end made me kek
I'm glad that transwife will probably pass pretty well when she comes out.
>>6177735
but yea, i love moomin.
tove jansson was a genius
>>6177707
you should be ashamed
any man that'll pay for your butt is not marriage material.
>>6177722
not really, ive gotten a few offers like that as well. never taken any
>>6177732
>trip on korra
korra doesn't lift though >.<
she's a girl.
>>6177683
Elctrolysis is what you're thinking of. For laser you have to shave the day before or the day of so there is as little hair covering the follicle as possible.
^ >>6177690 ^
OP, do your research before listening to some of these people, especially anon.
>>6177722
I haven't done much with men. Maybe if I was more experienced I wouldn't have been so scared.
show your butt
>>6177699
Hell I've had sex for $650, 2,000 pounds is sooo much.
>>6177666
you can use them on your face? I'd assume they are meant for rougher areas.
>>6177742
Thanks for reminding me. gotta get rid of it to post on other boards it's annoying.
>>6177744
>korra doesn't lift though >.<
>she's a girl.
>>6177746
Yeah, I just did a little googling and found a source stating I shouldn't pluck for 60 days before lasering. Another one said 30. dang
>>6177740
... I mean...
2000 pounds though...
That's more money than I've ever held in my life!
And I'm more than a little curious...
>>6177748
>>6177714
>spearmint
>damage the folicles
Spearmint is known to have the opposite effect and improves follicular health, it can also help support new hair growth when mixed with other essential oils.
>>6177749
I'll give you $25 to poop on my face
>>6177669
I don't harbor a big love for the US but those are the best panties in that set.
I don't know, I always like standard cuts to fancy ones.
>>6177749
Exotic premium
>started fucking myself in ass
>blood starts dripping out of my butt
jesus christ what have I done
help
>>6177758
>tfw raisin size nipples and 1/3 of the max growth time before
Wanna trade?
>>6177608
oh god yes. i dunno tho. like i dunno. here anon. he's the one in the tye dye desu
https://youtu.be/QYiHhBnC1ZA
>>6177762
good old kayla
It happens. Just sit down, relax.
>>6177762
tell me im just leaking ketchup
>>6177762
I can help you figure it out, first I will need to see a picture of your butt trust me I'm a real doctor
>>6177755
the regret would outweigh it
repent
>>6177762
One time when I was like 14 I jerked off 7 or 8 times in a row and I think I came blood
if this is any similar you'll just wash your hands and go to sleep
>>6177762
Oh no.
Uh... I don't really know what to do in the case of internal bleeding. First aid only covers so much...
Should I ask what you were doing?
>>6177680
you might start acting differently once you are cool with being evident about it, people will respond positively to it and start a feedback loop.
also, post a pic with flash of your feet inside the bed.
lmao totally missed this part of the letter for over a year
>>6177763
My boobs are like 20% boob and 80% nipple so yes please
>>6177772
everyone's gone so I stuck my dildo on the kitchen floor and started slapping my ass cheeks on the tiles, then some blood dripped out
im all cleaned up but now I am worried
>>6177777
get
>>6177776
>mfw jealous of any boob
>>6177775
fuckkkkkk
guys I want srs so bad
I want to make straight men (and kaylee) happy.
>>6177778
>Suddenly realise computer has no camera, and your phone is halfway across the room plugged into the PC.
Uh... Sorry anon? I'll make it up to you another time when they're properly groomed!
Do you have a truth request?
>>6177775
I wanna go back to Thailand for vacation sometime >,< i didn't get to do much while i was there. :/ and chonburi is kinda lame.
>>6177724
about you not being angry with me because I insisted on you liking the cock!
>>6177776
I think I could have fun with that~
>>6177728
I personally go for Seinfeld.
I'd like to know what's the favorite show to watch during sad times in mtfg.
>>6177781
>iktf
>>6177787
ANON PLEASE
>>6177775
Luckily you have a gf so you didn't buy a bunch of preventive pills unnecessarily
>>6177776
That sounds like a good starting point desu ne
I'm gonna crawl inside a bundle of blankets and suffocate myself
>>6177785
...
I... Should I be?
Sass, have I ever been really angry on this thread?
I mean, apart from the Birdy thing.
And the imposters.
And I mean, I really wasn't that angry, I was playing it up for effect.
Also, curiosity...
>>6177793
Good way to go desu
>>6177759
it's called a cleveland steamer, learn your pro-nouns.
>>6177793
im going to go bleed internally
>>6177793
>bundle of blankets and suffocate myself
p-please don't do that >,< dying is not good. things can improve :)
>>6177789
Don't be scared, mommy's going to take extra care of you~
>>6177789
I-I just want to be capable of nurturing small children with my own body ;~;
>>6177805
show butt
>>6177799
How big was the dildo?
>>6177778
a loving husband can pay for your meds
you mustn't resort to whordom
Testicles
>>6177810
>>6177801
M-mommy...?
>>6177803
Hopefully some day ;_;
When/if they get big enough I'm gonna take those tiddymilk pills...
>>6177805
>walking around and drinking pretty much every nigh
literally,T.T give me your healing genetics. how even??
to be fair i didn't really get out and about and look at chonburi much >,<
>>6177812
But... Butt... But...
Meds!
And I'll never find a husband looking like I do!
Meds lish,,, Meds!
They cost so much, and I am poor and Irish!
>>6177777
what a proud get
>>6177811
its only six inches long
I was going at it with gusto though
>>6177816
Do you need relief? Let mommy help~
>>6177816
I make lots of milk without progesterone, idk why.
>>6177805
>heals from srs in like a week
shit, what kind of working out were you doing, leading up to SRS. i'm going like next month i want that to be me, lmao.
>>6177819
>give me your healing genetics
TruCelt blood lass.
I could get wasted every night on anything but vodka, and only be happier in the morning.
Vodka though... Vodka makes me cry.
>>6177806
b-but why not th-this generation??
>>6177816
>saved>lewd
I'm still like three weeks away from starting, I dun wanna wait that long for boobies ;_;
>>6177799
you might get an infection in the following days. clean inside as much as you can and avoid solid food for a day.
if you get an infection you will notice the pus when you take a dump, go to a doctor if that happens.
it's not the end of the world.
>>6177823
What kind of relief..? Why is mommy teasing me? ><
>>6177825
Luck I guess?
I'm on progesterone but I think I still need to induce lactation another way. I wanna breastfeed someone. :/
>>6177831
>I dun wanna wait that long for boobies ;_;
I'm 4 months in, still waiting lol
>>6177809
>it won't actually make me pass
ummm, sorry, but like, i t-think that hrt >,< doesn't really do anything beyond psychology :(
passing is about clothing, mannerisms, voice, etc =/
>>6177777
>living with your family
>>6177822
The good news is you're not bleeding from your intestine, it's just a rectal cut. Might get infected though
>>6177833
>tfw sometimes bleed when i poop and now im worried ill get my butt infected
>tfw boy won't tell you that you look like a man
>tfw he gets mad when I tell him to stop and just be honest for once
>>6177831
Because those bastards who govern the Geneva convention don't allow for medical techniques to be used on humans before at least 10 years of animal testing, and then another 25 before they're opened to the public.
Of course, that could change.
I intend to change it.
>>6177834
>I dun wanna wait that long for boobies ;_;
>Sudden realisation of great truth
Wait, charlotte? is this what you meant?
I thought you meant growing a womb and egg cells that have your genetics using mutations of stem cells...
Oh... wait, that's still only theoretical... I probably shouldn't be giving people hope...
>>6177834
you at least have full nipples, I'm just totally flat.
>breastfeeding
apparently if you stimulate them enough, you'll start lactating. I'm not sure the specifics.
>>6177832
>>6177819
>>6177805
>>6177826
>tfw basically dead for 5 months after srs
>>6177849
the führer is skelington tho
you are allowed to take your time <3
>tfw no gf
>>6177762
jfc kayla do you not train or anything, I can literally fit my entire hand up there if I want to
>>6177769
KEK
>>6177775
>mfw cold shivers reading this
huh okay SRS is definitely not for me, congrats again though
>>6177799
Kayla I've torn my ass taking a shit several times before (thank you hypotonia). you're gonna be fine.
>>6177840
it's probably more of a stomacal issue more than a tear. ask a doctor
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/bleeding-digestive-tract
>>6177809
it takes up to 6 years for hrt to make effect, I posted the chart in the old thread
reminder that if you start hrt at 25 you won't see the complete effects until you are 31, I guess.
>>6177834
Mommy just wants to see you smile, and maybe moan a little too ~
I just took a sip of my milk and there was an ant crawling on the lip of the glass. I now know what ants taste like, and it ain't good.
>>6177848
It takes a lot of effort or some pills or something that a few girls have taken here.
>>6177847
I wouldn't _mind_ having a child, I guess, but no, I just want to have breasts.
I don't want to raise a child out of fear that I'll stop caring about them some day, but being pregnant seems desirable.
>Started HRT 2 weeks ago
>Haven't fapped since
Is this bad?
>>6177855
i asked mine and she told me to drink more water
>>6177830
>tfw celt af and are literally indestructible
My glorious red/slate grey hair is almost as good as the adamantium liver though.
>>6177858
They are pepper spicy. you could dry them, ground them and make a nice free spice.
>>6177862
>You will never get pregnant
1:45 am feels.
>>6177833
jesus christ how horrifying
threadly reminder that grace is cute
CUTE!
>>6177861
>>6177852
it would probably have been better as well if it hadnt been summer.
even when I am okay temperatures of 30° in our flat basically result in me being a bedridden mess v:v
>>6177863
your libido goes down up to the first year, usually just 6 months. make good use of that time and work harder on your interests.
>>6177871
I didn't get any spice flavor, but I didn't bite down on it.
>>6177874
It's never happened to me but I guess it's one of those things that sound disgusting until you have to deal with them and they become pretty meh. Like changing diapers.
>>6177863
Normal
>>6177857
That sounds really nice... w-who are you anon?
>>6177875
AM NOT
>tfw new friends keep you up till 3 am every night
You people are ruining my already bad sleep schedule.
>>6177862
Science Lass. Vote for science, and we'll see to it.
>>6177870
Of Celtic blood I may be, but I look like a Frenchman. Or... well, maybe an west German. THANKS BIO DAD!
>>6177873
>noricum
This is a new name to me...
>>6177883
>friends
>mtfg
we're just constructs of your mind, gal.
>>6177882
I'm your mommy of course, and I want you to feel good~
>>6177888
I think I'll stick to red pepper flakes.
>>6177893
B-but what's your name? Do I know you..?
i need srs now, i enjoy watching the videos of it and getting excited and endlessly research surgeons and calculate costs and ways of getting the money.
the only thing that scares me is laying in bed for like a week or two afterwards with a fucking catheter and a condom covered wodge of packing shoved up my raw bloody hooha as i ride the morphine waves and occasionally poop into a bowl or whatever. that sounds hellish. i can deal with the operation no problem, its just being helpless and being embarrassed for a while
>>6177883
>3am
>bad sleeping schedule
try staying up till 4 or 5 on school nights
REAL GERMAN HOURS
>>6177888
I dont hate latinamericans at all senpai
>>6177891
yeah it was mad warm here when I came back. even my bf got physical problems from the heat (its hotter in our flat than outside in summer) and I was just dead.
>>6177833
>>6177874
also please tell me there's no common horror stories like this for FFS
I've never had complications from a surgery before
also I told my parents about the mystery orchi on my medical records and now they're freaking out, it would appear they didn't know. pretty sure my dad thinks me to be even less of a man now, kek.
>>6177875
Grace is the cutiest
>>6177883
>ruining my already bad sleep schedule.
i'm s-sorry >,<
>>6177883
>>6177872
>>6177859
Great, now I have an itch to breastfeed a child.
as if my life wasn't complicated enough.
I came looking for booty
>>6177883
Well I'm sorry about looking french. You'll never know the joys of having natural red hair that isn't gross and gingery. Rip
>>6177906
>start hrt
>grow boobs
>learn to lactate
>feed people with those tiddies
>>6177883
>friends
>>6177873
There's no point in overrating how painful SRS is. It was pretty painless and straightforward for me. Go under anesthesia, wake up covered in bandages and tubes and tomorrow those are gone. My chronic heartburn feels worse than my crotch right now. And the whole thing was a lot less brutal than the tonsillectomy I had as a kid, with faltering ether anesthesia and not being able to talk or eat anything solid for a month.
>>6177900
yeah I can deal with a grotesquely swollen face for a few weeks given that I hate the one I've got anyway, but all that shit seems like too much just to correct my meagre genital dysphoria
>>6177899
just marry me
>>6177899
Maybe you do, and maybe you don't, all that matters is what's happening now~
Should I go to the beach to watch the sunrise tomorrow morning or should I sleep in?
>>6177863
Libido goes down when you're on HRT. I only fap because I choose to nowadays, not because my mind forces me to
>>6177858
Ants are a good source of protein tbdesu
>>6177910
>end world hunger
>with boobies
>>6177916
>2 prime suspects are offline and away
Stop hiding please ;_;
>>6177915
Why would you wanna marry me?
>>6177922
That's how I'd do it
>>6177919
>>6177919
>Should I go to the beach to watch the sunrise tomorrow morning or should I sleep in?
Go to the beach! That sounds really nice!
>>6177894
but ants are free!
>>6177898
yeah, come on, tell us about your schyzo issues.
>>6177902
>I dont hate latinamericans at all senpai
B-but I also believe in praxis and historical materialism, you'll never accept my filthy post-marxist saussuresque ways.
>>6177902
>try staying up till 4 or 5 on school nights
Try not sleeping for a full 5 days coming up to exams and get back to me.
That was an interesting time
>>6177905
It's fine, I wake up at 11 these days anyway.
>>6177906
Sorry!
>>6177909
Ah, but my luscious raven hair is soft and fluffy!
>>6177911
Come on lass, you can be more chipper than that. Put a little more effort in to get along with people and you'll find they'll forgive you soon enough.
I mean, I didn't get along with CFH until I put aside my pride and tried to get along with her!
>>6177882
lol sure ur not kkek
>>6177928
marry me instead
>>6177906
there's a whole High School US episode about the goods of breastfeeding teenage students.
>>6177914
getting a nose fix is painless and i was told it would hurt. everyone says brow is painless, just feels weird. well ffs girl and angie said so anyway. jaw actually is meant to hurt and cause difficulty eating for a bit. full FFS done all at once causes greater swelling due to increased trauma (remember angie's day after pics where she looked like Maisie Williams in yellowface makeup?).
every person reacts differently though
>>6177932
B-but
>>6177934
I don't know you though, do I? I don't recognize your name
>>6177935
>Miss K went offline around the time mommy appeared
:T
I bet if I came down south and visited you you'd not even answer the door
>>6177928
>Why would you wanna marry me?
youhave to start thinking more like a woman and ask why would you marry them, grace
>>6177930
>Try not sleeping for a full 5 days coming up to exams and get back to me.
wow thats really dangerous. dont do that again!
>>6177929
I am really tolerant about stuff like this. One of the girls I really like is a literal marxist.
>>6177942
No
now get to know me bb
>>6177942
Mommy's door is always open for you~
>>6177944
was it ok? what was it like? because thats what i'm scared of. being in some bedbound nightmare state.
>>6177943
>wanna know what my milk will taste like?
wtf?!?!?!
ewwww, >,<
ew ew ew ew
>>6177951
my recovery was pretty bad, but I never had to poop in a bowl or anything.
>>6177953
so that's a yes?
>>6177943
I too, am curious
>>6177951
Gonna answer after cuddling gf to sleep
>>6177929
Oh dear. So... I didn't grow up properly. Actually I don't think I ever grew up, I just got better and better at pretending I was mature. However, That's not what this is about. No, I moved from the countryside, at the age of 5, losing the only friend I had had. Not only this, but the only school my parents could find for me was an all Irish primary school. Now I don't blame them (much, anymore), after all this was the only school that had spaces. But you have to understand. I did not get along well with others. Maybe it's because I knew that I was adopted... maybe it's because I spent more time being raised by other families that by my adoptive parents, or maybe I was just fucked up from the beginning.
Cont.
>>6177947
I did it for science and because no one would tell me what could happen! Some of the sweetest hallucinations ever! This is somewhat related to the current storytime!
grace i want to be gfs
>>6177943
a little bit
>>6177947
you just can't reject everthing marx said. his way of interpreting history (and posterior expansions on it) is the current standard and superior in any way to previous visions, and the argument that action always includes theory and that you should be concious of it is also great.
his propaganda work is as weak as any propaganda, and trying to apply his theories brought as much problems as you'd get testing any theory except that millions of lives got affected.
o-okay, I'll become part of your silent anon harem.
>>6177875
Not just cute, cutest.
>>6177962
Hnnn >:o
>>6177948
Welll uhm, hello! Tell me about yourself?
>>6177946
Maybe I should think like that, I'm just shocked that anyone would want me still..
>>6177950
How do I know you're not just that anon that likes to be ironically nice to me?
>>6177962
Okay I guess I'll try out other anon's advice..
Why should I be your gf?
>>6177963
awww <3
>>6177967
Because the things we'll do won't be very nice at all~
>>6177957
idk if agp, thats just really yucky i think >,<
sorry :/
>>6177900
>>6177944
>It honestly wasn't like that at all
this, like, pooping in a bowl? umm, ya, no...
>>6177960
Anyhow, when I got into the school, I was already being ostracised for not speaking Irish, and for being "that weird new kid" and I made the biggest mistake of my life. I bragged. About how my dad was in the army, about how my brother was awesome at video games, about how I knew how to tie 5 different types of knot and how I was learning to play the violin.
Now, this was all true! I wasn't just trying to be cool! I was cool! but it seemed all too good, and even if I could back it up, It seemed like bullshit.
And so I got bullied mercilessly. At first it was small things, being ignored, having small trinkets stolen... But soon it got worse and worse.
>>6177970
What do you want to do, mom?
>>6177969
your numbers stedily increase, eventually you'll be able to blitz a small city and turn it into your own outer heaven, tranny heaven.
>>6177967
because I love you and im very lonely and please grace i need you
>>6177930
Ha, black hair having nerd. I mean I guess if it's soft and shit, that's what matters. I'm a lone celt in the middle of norski/german mecca. So I guess I can't REALLY talk about trucelt when I'm not with my kind.
>>6177967
I play video games all day
my ideal date is drinking and watching seinfeld
>>6177959
thank you. i'm legit terrified of being stuck in a hospital. i'm impatient and recover quickly. after getting my nose done i was told i'd probably fall asleep again and feel sick and groggy, but i never shut up talking to people, wanted food straight away, and got dressed and was walking around hours before they wanted me to, bugging them about going home. i wasn't even in the hospital 10 hours in the end from arrival, to operation, to recovery, to leaving. nothing against hospitals but honestly if im gonna be a lazy pos i'd rather be in my own bed fuck that noise
WHY IS ALL THE RUM GON!!!
>>6177973
I believe that it's bath time, now show Mommy how much you've grown~
im so lonely ut hurts physically i need dto to hold me
>>6177972
in the cool irish army that blows key buildings without casualties or the shitty british army that sends paramilitary personal to kill inocent people?
because one of those is a pretty solid source of hate.
>>6177930
>>6177979
black hair is best hair.
I have really thin brown hair that looks girly enough, but I always wanted thick shinning black hair.
Is stuttering irl cute? I noticed I do it while I was voice chatting with someone.
>>6177978
What makes you think we'd be good together?
>>6177980
What videogames tho
this is important
>drinking
Sorry I don't drink :s
>>6177986
>tfw really do need to take a shower and I'll be thinking about this when I do now
I.. okay.. just don't touch, it's sensitive..
>>6177984
WAAAIIII!
>>6177994
>stuttering
it depends.
>Buffy/Whedon stuttering
pretty hot
>Dan Harmon stuttering
okay and catchy
>real speech impediment
horrible.
>>6177994
Mommy is going to make sure that every inch of you is clean~
