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>>6174141
>>6176869
hahaha such an ugly people reply
"BEAUTY IS SUBJECTIVE IM NOT UGLY"
Who will be my horny hero?
4CHAN SUCKS. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
>>6176912
lol I was joking
post pics of urself bby ; ^ )
>>6176847
>because weed is lame
mi nuh haffi inna dat rude gyal
Are articles from The Onion supposed to make you cry, /gaygen/?
http://www.theonion.com/article/child-who-just-lost-balloon-begins-lifelong-battle-31519
>>6176858
>tfw I could be dating if I picked up my phone and asked one person
I don't really need it and he's not enough of a nerd.
>>6176938
From laughter.
>>6176945
... oh.
i need flindog's snap :(
>>6176928
what does myself have to do with this?
if you bought a car, and it was fucking shit, and the manufacturer just said "lets see you do better", would that make any difference whatsoever?
>>6176940
Am I n-nerdy enough, Senpai?
>>6176963
>what does myself have to do with this?
confirmed for uggo
ugly people calling me ugly means nothing to me
and I actually put myself out there and post pics
sry, girl
>>6176950
Yeah, it's retarded fun. I personally like the fake Sony product. The "time vampire".
>>6176971
Based solely on your interests and such, yeah... I'd say you're nerd enough to date.
You could show me all the figures you've got. We could go on stupid gay nerd dates to movies.
>>6176976
>and I actually put myself out there and post pics
That's not a good thing. That's someone who's parched for attention but thinks they're better than they probably are.
Tell yourself I'm ugly all you like but you're basically just putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "I CANT HEAR YOU" because you dont want to face the reality that maybe your little catty 'i'm so hot' show you put on is just an embarrassing cover-up.
but that's just my opinion
Is there a cure for being dumb and slow?
>>6176976
post steam
>>6177001
Mmm, but you immediately got defensive when your looks came into question right after confidently laughing at me supposedly being defensive
And I'd say it's more on the side of me being confident enough in myself that I'm not afraid of posting pics
Also like I said, uggos telling me I'm ugly doesn't really mean anything to me
>>6177002
there is no cure, there is only Zuul
>>6177024
y
>>6177039
bcuz i love u
>>6177046
gross
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Enward/
>>6177039
Shut up you fucking dog dicked skelator. What fucking nord barrow did you crawl out of?
>>6176992
That would take hour, and I'd climax like 3 times talking about my figures.
And gay nerd dates sound fun. I always go to the restaurant/theater combo with reserved seating and comfy chairs and a bar.
>>6177047
now i am too shy to add u :3c
>>6177051
>dog dicked skelator
uhhhnnnn
take the knot, daddy
At which point should I just put my standards aside? I'm 18 and I've never had a bf. Now this 23 year old guy is super into me, but he's not really my type and I'm not sure about the age difference.
>>6177055
Climax just from talking about them? That'd be neat to watch.
That's probably my ideal date. Talking and just taking it easy is my preferred method.
>>6176938
>be six y/o
>dad is mechanical engineer
>attend dad's workplace party when their company turns 20
>eat cake
>get handed an ice cream cone and a helium balloon by a clown
>balloon never escapes because the clown tied a bolt to the string
>play with the balloon for days
>years later realise that the clown was sort of an engineer too and attached the bolt to the string to keep the balloon from escaping
>to this day the hacks selling helium balloons at the May fair still dont put bolts on the end of their strings on balloons
>>6177002
Meth works wonders
>>6177069
When you turn 22 and stop bothering with personal hygiene because you have nobody to impress
>>6177060
good
>>6177069
Heyhey, in a similar situation, or at least used to be. You're young, try to hang around with like minded individuals first. That means checking out the gay scene for people around your age. Right now if you start seeing that guy, it might not be that bad of an issue at first, but since you two are at different stages of life, things are just going to get rocker and rockier. Unless you're not in school, then by all means go ahead.
>>6177089
Thanks for the response.
I'm in college. I could get over the age difference, but what do you mean that things will get rockier?
If I'm in love with 2 boys (and they with me), and say these two meet and they're in love with each other too, would a menage à trois work?
>>6177127
He means you don't know how young you really still are little one.
>>6177127
Simply because he's relatively much further than you in life. Plus in most cases it's better to stick with people who are around you and your age/mentality/stage in life. Of course there are exceptions, but don't just jump to the first person who hits you up. It's not fair to him or, more importantly, yourself.
>>6177071
When I would talk about comics or games or whatever at work, I would be so elated because it's something I have a passion for. I was happy then, lol.
And yeah, I enjoy slow paced stuff. Proper escalation over "pull your pants down already"
>>6177138
It never works, degenerate
>>6177157
I feel you there, talking about something you really enjoy makes me excited.
And the "pull down your pants" talk happens after the date...
>>6177138
Threesomes never work out
>>6177172
Most guys now a days have 0 passion abou anything. That country boy I was talking about was talking about hunting and his love of archery and I was happy that he was actually passionate about something.
And of course, but I went on a date where I asked "so what do you want for dinner" and he just reaches over and starts undoing my pants.
>>6177207
Yeah but a relationship in a romantic way, not for more fucking
>>6177179
Well, I was the one chasing the older guy. As hot (and rare) as he was, I had to step back and assess the situation and any potential pitfalls that may come up. I discussed with him about it, and he seemed fine with keeping things platonic for now until I graduate and become financially independent. As for sobering up to the whole thing, I can't really give any advice other than doing lgbt related activities, joining clubs, etc. You can always just date others around your age regardless of how you feel about them for experience, and you're always going to find people who find you attractive, so don't get hung up over letting this one guy go.
>>6177209
It's obvious what he wanted for dinner.
There's a lot of things a person could be interested these days,and finding a love for one or more things can be hard. Everyone has a passion for something, could be a thing they don't know of yet. Clearly yours is being a huge nerd.
>>6177225
That's even less likely to work.
Don't be stupid.
>>6177228
Thanks a lot. The answer is so obvious when you say it.
>>6177235
Yeah, sadly I need some kind of emotional connection to enjoy messing around. Otherwise I just stay soft and bored.
>>6177207
I was invited to partake in a threesome by my bifag ex bf and his current gf
I didn't accept for obvious reasons
>>6177333
>by my bifag ex bf and his current gf
What the hell is wrong with people?
>>6177364
people are bisexual and are able to enjoy all fruits the world has to offer?
is that a bad thing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MTRmMpNaHkE
literally just nostalgia'd so much i literally pissed my pants t b h
>>6177367
I mean inviting an ex to have sex with you and your current partner.
That's just beyond disgusting.
>>6177292
>Army is a romantic gay nerd
That's cute.
>>6177377
not everyone is as frightened of sex as you are
just penises + a warm hole its nothing shameful. not really my thing either tho t b h. wouldnt get upset about it tho.
>>6177377
oh
well I'm friends with both of them
and they're both hot
also it was shortly after he discovered me on here as "Hitler" so I'm assuming he saw me posting lewd shit
>>6177400
>army is a samefag
K Y S
any way to get in contact with flindog? :(
>>6177408
I got confused for him? Wow.
>>6177418
Yeah weird cuz you are him
your lack of self-preservation disturbs me. We've been trying to warn you. Escape already before you become Wiz 2.0.
>>6177408
I'm too lazy to ever drop my name fagging so
>>6177400
Yeah, it's awful. Hitlers right, in a cringe fest
>>6177413
plEAAAASE!
>only have the confidence to ask out people who look much worse than me
>arent attracted to them physically, so never have sex
>just have 3 or 4 dates and then I stop replying to their texts
im a mess
>>6177609
I've seen that picture a million times but I just now noticed that he has almost no chin at all
https://youtu.be/2JDuPCj0NKg
Why is this such an amazing piece of music
Arca's only a 7/10 overall but this is a fucking masterpiece
>>6176940
But he needs it and is probably secretly more of a nerd than you will ever know.
this bitch
>>6177913
nice name gaylord
>>6177913
>Live in slave
wew
>>6177896
opn is better and more qt
>>6177931
sidenote, my middle name is probably cooler than your first name
>>6177968
try me
>>6177976
I'm not posting my middle name as it is a well guarded secret, but it's cooler than Nick
>>6177890
Naw, I can tell his interests don't fit with mine nearly as much as I'd like.
He's the beer drinking, motorcycle riding mechanic type.
Nice that he's submissive at least.
>>6177982
i'm not nick or niq i just post chihuahuas because they're funny
though my first and middle names are also better than nick
>>6177993
>pomeranians > chihuahuas
>>6178014
a family friend of mine had a pomeranian and i remember specifically when i visited their house it shit on the floor and i never liked pomeranians after that
>Small dogs at all
Wow, you people really are faggots
Post your stats
26/btm
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
>>6177920
Austins a nice name... But pretty common here so...
>>6178033
>ree only big dogs are REAL dogs my siberian husky is like basically 30% wolf the breeder told me so
hush child
>>6177991
>beer drinking mechanic type
Send him to Kingrice.
>>6178056
You may as well have a cat you fucking faggot.
>>6178068
i have a cat though
>>6178057
He's got some anon he's always flirting with, he's fine...
>>6178043
>105 questions
Who else here /H&M/ ? I bought some clothing there; everythings so stylish and cheap how is that allowed ?
>>6178043
Well.. I'm less narcissistic than I expected
Am I the only gay here that loves straight guys
>>6178095
cheap materials and sweatshops mostly
>>6178097
>71% masochistic
hm
>>6178107
Hahaha
>>6178109
>cheap materials and sweatshops mostly
But the quality of the stuff seems pretty good now that I'm wearing it. As for sweatshops who cares, as long as I get to look good.
>>6178043
Just a few months ago, I would have had Avoidant/Schizoid pretty high. I love how much I've improved in that period of time.
How do gay guys know which guys to hit on?
I'm a straight guy and today I got hit on by a gay guy at college, and I feel like gay guys have always really liked me.
I don't know if I have a gay look or what the fuck but it seems to be way more then then my other straight friends get hit on.
I like attention so I don't mind it but can you guys judge how gay someone is by looking at them?
>>6178137
everything ive ever bought from h&m fell apart pretty fast.
despite that, the price of things doesn't actually relate to the quality. you can have decent quality cheap materials.
>>6178109
It's weird. Maybe emotionally masochistic but definitely not physically
>>6178145
>can you guys judge how gay someone is by looking at them?
No. You're probably just attractive, or come off with a really good personality that people just naturally gravitate to.
I don't think being hit on should be taken as anything but a compliment, from whoever it may come from. But what do I know.
>>6178160
>You're probably just attractive,
thanks anon but today I was walking with two other guys (at least one of them is mroe attractive then me) and the guy specifically targeted me.
I was just wondering if you think the reason why he did it is because I somehow come off gay but maybe I'm reading to much into it.
Thanks
>I don't think being hit on should be taken as anything but a compliment
exactly
>>6178145
Do you have gay voice?
case in point
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oL1lsmpPlA
sometimes straight guys can have a bit of gay voice
also what do you look like
some people have gayface
>>6178178
Fuck alright, so after it happened, I asked the two other guys if I have a gay voice, one of them said yes. But to be fair, he's kind of a dick so he could of been fucking with me.
I'm pretty energetic so maybe that comes off as gay,but im blonde and have a thick build with a big ass, but to be fair before I was very skinny and this happened, so maybe it's the fucking voice.
But I've never seen the guy before and then I thought about how gay kids have always liked me and I realzied thats somewhat unusual, maybe i do have a gay face
>>6178186
record a vocaroo and post pics, m8
I'll give an unbiased assessment
>>6178177
>because I somehow come off gay but maybe I'm reading to much into it
Well, it's a bit hard to say because I'm not the kind of guy to hit on others at all. I am one of those retards who thinks it's better to let people come to me rather than do something like hit on someone to try to start something.
But my guess is that unless the guy in question is an idiot who really does think he can guess others' sexualities based on their looks (which, again, is idiotic), he probably just appreciates you for some reason and just wanted to see what kind of reaction you would have had to another guy hitting on you. You know, to see if there's a chance you could return his feelings or not.
Well I got a guy to agree to go on a date with me. He even used a smile emjoie or whatever gay shit that is to accent how "excited" he was. But he doesn't have much free time and won't be able to find out when he's free.
I told him not to worry and don't force it if he can't make it happen this week.
But that was the last thing he said to me. Been about 3 days now.
I didn't say anything else, I didn't blow his phone up. I'm just kind of wondering.
Arguably he said he lives a busy lifestyle and works constantly to afford to live.
But I don't know if that really prevents someone from at least replying over 3 days...
>>6178197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OqBHsQoTDs
so far im 1 for 2 on the gay voice, your the swing vote
>>6178219
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OqBHsQoTDs
No, you don't have a gay voice at all
>>6178219
it's kind of soft..
>>6178219
yeah a little
>>6178223
I basically speak like Laganja Estranja. But only as a joke.
I'm ugly and my face is ruined by acne.
Fuck
>>6178219
not really, kind of nasal though
>>6178219
I read this and was feeling good until
>>6178223
>>6178228
fuck dude i might as well just go fucking gay and except it
my voice is gay
im fucked
guys seriously is it like flamboyantly gay or is it like i dont get fucked in the ass gay
dude, i didnt think this was gonna be a problem at all today and now im worried about my gay voice
>>6178043
These kinds of tests are such BS. I always get a different result depending on my mood
>>6178247
>as long as you don't end up with acne scarring
too late.
>>6178236
I went through accutane, and now I'm on a lifelong tetracycline scrip, still getting small zits often. Plus I'm a caveman.
>>6178219
I don't think it's a gay voice.
>>6178210
Remember, anon, only takes 5 seconds to respond to a text or message
>>6178252
that sucks
there are things you can do to help with the scarring, but acne scarring really fucks your skin for life
biggest trick I guess I have for my skin is that I use curdled milk on my face every two weeks
the lactic acid does good shit for my face in almost every aspect
Hello gays, i am a heterosexual guy. I've come to understand your ways.
>>6178263
Do you have scarring ?
>>6178095
they will fall apart very fast be warned
>>6178269
Oh no, I've never had acne in my life
>>6178273
>they will fall apart very fast be warned
Even the pants ???
>>6178236
hi friend
have fun in the nobfever club
>>6178277
It won't literally come apart at the seams but it'll lose shape and color after a few washes
I got a tshirt from them and it had a hole after literally one wear tho
Will the undies I got from /h&m/ also die ?
[spoiler]But I look so cute in them ;_;[/spoiler]
>still getting new acne even on my 6th month of accutane
*glass breaks*
>>6178327
everything dies eventually, anon
If you want actual proof of gay voice, listen no further
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BNpiVFAHnS
>tfw no qt redneck bf
>mfw I realize that I am going to die alone
>>6178483
They are often very dull.
Also, making out with someone who does chewing tobacco is very gross.
However... Watching him lounge in some underwear with just boots and a camo cap on is... Hot.
>>6178498
oh yeah you live in texas there must be tons of those kinds of guys theres
>However... Watching him lounge in some underwear with just boots and a camo cap on is... Hot.
^-^
>tfw missed out on teenage love
>ywn have a bf born from a long term friendship with your neighbor who you always felt a certain way for
>ywn sneak out in the middle of the night to hold each other
Post cringy grindr messages /stories, they crack me up
>discuss vidya last night with roommate & mutual friend
>mention "The Wolf Among Us"
>decide to download it today
>end up playing through the first 3 episodes for most of my afternoon
>find myself super comfy
What do you gays like to do that makes you feel relaxed? Thread is dead and typically a random topic picks things up for a bit.
Besides fapping at some random point earlier I've spent my day relaxing, playing that game and at one point cleaning.
>>6178988
Machinarium is the comfiest game I've ever played. Extremely good soundtrack, cute style, great art.
Typically, to relax, I like fixing things, playing games, practicing instruments, listening to music, shoving things up my butt, and reading.
When will you get a bf, gaygen? Hasn't this gone on long enough.
>>6179130
I saw that game a long time ago in a video as part of a list of some sort, but forgot the name. Saw it crop up now and then and I really liked the art style. It's on my list of games to play at some point.
>fixing things
Like what? I think hands-on people are oddly entertaining.
>practicing instruments
Which ones? I always wanted to git gud at piano, but never had the chance.
>shoving things up my butt
Yep, you pass the /gg/ test then.
>>6179135
Where's yours?
>>6179164
I'm no homo tho
U-unless it's you asking, anon
Is Grindr a good app for a christian who wants a closed relationship?
>>6179215
When are we going on a date, then.
>depressed sad virgin NEET
>clean up image, get a decent job
>get along with tons of people every day, very well liked
>very happy and positive outlook on life now
>spend time on productive hobbies and keeping healthy
>still 27 year old kissless virgin
I just want a handsome bf to make out with while he fucks me hard
>>6179180
what the fuck is this webm
trans girls/boys, curious, what questions offend you the most?
how do you handle curious friends, and what do you usually draw the line at talking about?
I have a good friend who just told me she's transitioning mtf, and I want to support her but not ask insensitive questions. Is it considered rude to ask about how hormones are going, or what they'll be going through to help them get through it? Am I just assuming they want help and should back off for something so sensitive? Is it insulting to ask them to go shopping with me at makeup stores, etc?
I am so new to this, I'm sorry. ;-;
>>6179280
>>6179280
>trans girls/boys,
>>6179164
I can fix most basic household things, but my focus has been on cars, lately. I've also been practicing piano but I'm pretty much trash at it (for now).
>Get rejected
>Get super depressed
>Order and eat a pound's worth of american mcdonalds
>Deeply regret it just 30 minutes later
>>6179443
Let's make like a damage roll and d8, bb.
>>6179459
Will you teach me your tabletop ways, anon~?
>>6179443
We'll have to work on that together
>>6179471
Only way to fix it would to go full-force. How do you feel about another man licking and biting your stomach/ass?
>>6179509
Only as long as it was you, qt
>>6179135
No shit, I've already got a deathwish. Not long before it goes into full suicidal loser mode.
Welp, /gg/ I said "screw it" and flat out asked out a guy I've been chatting with for about a month now.
Guy said he'd be glad to.
No set date, no set plan, we're just going to wing it.
Our first time meeting was pretty much a date anyway.
>went out to a well known place
>sat and people watched near a fountain
>walked around to store
>got a nice dinner
>went back to my place, talked for about 3 hours and he left
Our official date should be much the same but with the added chance for making out/lewd business.
>>6179467
Only if you promise to tabletop me afterwards.
>get BF
>now extra butt hurt
>get BF
>sex is great at the start
>get wrapped up in two jobs and starting a company
>sex falls to the way side
>he's no longer interested, at all
>this goes on for months
>eventually look through his phone and find out he's sending nudes to ex fuckbuddies and saying shit like "He's so awkward, sex is such a chore with him, etc"
>confront him on it and he admits that sex with me is just awful
>now super depressed, angry, and all around awkward
I don't even know how to feel anymore desu family
>>6179735
I mean, clearly you should split up, considering he didn't seem surprised that you breached his privacy (and trust) by looking through his phone, and because he's obviously on his way out, or at least cheating, anyway. Chalk up a loss and move on, big guy. He doesn't sound great.
>>6179735
:( and he never told u?
you shouldnt have gone thru his phone but hes a jerk
>>6179130
It's a cute game.
I got an ex a stuffed plush of the main robot as a birthday gift.
>>6179964
This one? It's adorable.
>>6179735
I know that exact feel except I cheated on him.
>>6179973
Yeah. I loved it though it was overpriced.
Worth it though.
>tfw no bf to dock dramatically with while playing this loudly in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8
>>6179735
>get wrapped up in two jobs and starting a company
>bf lost interest
It's almost like you're more dedicated on something else.
You can't have everything m8. You should settle for a gold digger instead.
>>6180041
To be fair, the boyfriend could have expressed his feelings on not feeling as important.
>tfw woke up riding my bf dick
>he was barely awake
>mfw I'm a rapist
>>6179735
>>6180041
Doesn't justify that sort of behaviour.
>I have to work extra hard because ambitions and money and I want to do well
>>OK sweetie you do that and I'm gonna send pictures of myself back to old flings and attempt to pursue sex outside of the relationship
Ditch the faggot and find someone worth your while. You sound like you don't have much of it to spare anyway, wanna spend it with a leech?
What is the most brain numbingly retarded thing to ever happen in your life, /gaygen/?
>>6180064
Waking up to pleasant wiener stuff is fun, though.
>>6180071
>Gay furry doujin makes me cry.
>>6180137
>tfw I read a gay furry doujin because I felt related to the story
>>6179735
give him AIDS
>>6180150
I assume it's the doujin about the kid who sells his body for money and finds a client that he actually falls in love with?
Would you date a disabled qt?
>>6180161
Yeah
>>6180161
If good personality, then yes. I've already dated a guy in a wheel chair and he turned out to be an asshole. When I dumped him he blamed the chair rather than him being a cheating alcoholic wreck.
>>6180158
it's actually about a guy who is in love with some douche that doesn't give a shit about him
>>6180184
Sounds like any average mindbreak doujin, surprisingly never read a furry version of that.
>>6180187
the douche (the protagonist) is actually after some straight wolf, and only have pity sex with the poor tiger when he is horny
>>6180196
Was the protag a bunny?
>>6180201
Nope, it's a dog, I searched a little and the doujin is called In-J
>>6180174
I'll be honest most people in wheelchairs are assholes, they tend to develop these huge egostical narcissism type personalities as a defense mechanism because of it and they're rude and bitter
>>6180217
How many guys in wheelchairs do you know, anon?
>tfw have bf of 2 years
>happy together
>feel like the relationship is getting too habitual
>bf is dead set on monotogamy
>always wanted to do a threesome
>everytime I bring it up he gets on the verge of tears and tells me it's basically cheating and that he'd never let it happen
>he only wants to have sex once a week in missionary with lots of cuddling and kissing
desu it was really nice for the first year or so, but I'm honestly getting a bit bored, I can't even talk him into trying other positions because he says they all hurt him.
The most exciting thing we've ever done was him riding me for like 10 seconds.
Honestly getting a bit bored and I've lost my sex drive for the most part, and he thinks it's because I don't find him attractive anymore, which isn't true.
tl;dr How can I convince my bf to be a little bit more exciting in bed, because after having sex in the same position for 2 years I'm getting really bored
>>6180234
He's right. Look at the guy in scary movie 2 for example.
>>6180238
Cocaine
>>6180238
let him top you, it will turn him into more of a slut
>>6180238
why do you care about sex so much
>>6180238
Just tell him you want to do more exciting things in bed, have you even talked to him?
There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex, you're supposed to, some people like it more intense than others.
Maybe just take the lead one night, I guess you're bottoming, just get more into it, psuh back on him or climb on top and ride him. As a bottom reverse cowgirl is probably the most enjoyable position as you can pound up and down as much as you like.
Honestly though man, if you want to have an open relationship and this guy doesn't you need to think about your relationship. Surely you're happily in love with the guy, don't let sex determine it all.
>>6180284
This. Just go fap and cuddle.
People who complain that sex is important when everything else works are just delusional
>>6180307
stfu army
>>6180286
Oh wait I just reread your post, I'm at work so I had to skim read it.
Yeah, I guess you're fucked if he won't try any new positions or just isn't that into the sex.
Stay with him and be content with it, because he clearly isn't changing his mind, or leave him for someone more sexually intimate.
To be honest he sounds like a genuinely devoting guy, try your best to being him around, if you found someone more into sex I doubt he'd be as monogamous as this guy.
Given what you've said though I suppose you're looking for a more open relationship anyway.
>>6180071
I lost my virginity in an ecstasy-induced fit of hetero-hormones to my best-freinds pregnant slut fiance while watching the lion king.
She later tried to say the baby was mine and left her fiance to be with me, because im neither poor nor schizo, and i had to prove in court that i couldn't be the father because i had a vasectomy earlier that year and had to bring in my medical records to prove this to the judge.
Peter (my BF and the sluts now ex-fiance) doesn't talk to me anymore (its not like he could if he wanted to really anymore, he is in prison for stabbing the guy who DID get her pregnant while he was on a date)
Tina (slut-bag herself) decided to get an abortion after all the guys who potentially could have provided for her where put out of the picture (I was in the clear due to court, peter was in jail, David (the other mother-fucker) was in the hospital and got a restraining order on her) im not sure what she is doing now, but im pretty sure it has something to do with her getting knocked up so that somebody can take care of her lazy, slutty ass.
The drama was real for like, 6 months of my early adulthood.
>>6178043
>>6178140
how do you get over thinking other people'd rather not be with you?
Where the fuck did the popularized definition of the term "fuckboy" come from
I keep hearing all of my straight friends describe people as fuckboys but they don't appear to be immature cock craving sluts.
Then I had to urban dictionary it and I see all these retarded definitions: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck+boy
Why did heteros steal our word, /gaygen/?
>>6180344
Self-esteem increase. It can't come from yourself, it needs to happen from someone else, and given how extreme avoidant people don't usually have close friends (since I was on that spot too), I'd say it needs to come from a psychologist you'd need to start seeing. I used to think I was a burden on others too, but the psychologist I started seeing got all those ideas out of my head with time. I now have a good amount of close friendships, and no longer think other people hang out with me out of pity or anything, but really, because I have valuable qualities about myself and they appreciate them. And I'd bet my left nut you have some too, Anon.
>>6180284
I know I shouldn't put so much weight on just sex, it's just that after all this time he still only wants to do it one way and honestly I'm losing the will to have sex at all, and then he complains about that "don't you find me attractive anymore anon?"
>>6180286
>>6180324
Yeah to be honest I'm really conflicted, I want to have more exciting sex as slutty as that sounds, but I also don't wanna lose the best thing that ever happend to me
>>6178043
18m but I think this list is too black/white. A lot of questions appear to be knowledge based instead of personality based and many are situational
>>6180355
...it was never a gay word tho
comes from gang culture...I think ASAP rocky was the one who really popularised it back in 2012/2013 but he stole it from 90s south rap. pretty sure i have heard 80s shit calling people fuck boys.
>>6180377
thing is, i sorta know all of that, like, i'm aware i have good qualities and i have friends and close friends it's just that i can't shake the feeling that something's missing somehow.
everything feels so small and tangential.
>>6180323
Why?
>>6180422
bc ur a fat low iq man child
>>6180392
Just talk with him more man, tell him sex is a very important thing to you and you have certain things you wish to experience with him.
I can understand where he is coming from, with regards to the threesome thing, as I'd feel the same way if my boyfriend (lol what a joke) wanted to have a threesome.
He's worried you don't find him attractive anymore because you're looking to have threeways and interaction with other men. Remind him that you love him anon and that you are attracted to him, just try to get the point across that you wish to try out new positions.
Also, as I had time to read the post I now assume you're the top. Do you do a lot of foreplay with him or is it really just straight down to it? Spend time getting to know his body more if you don't already, intimate massages, eating him out, all sorts of things can be done it doesn't need to be penetrative all the time. Also perhaps consider a numbing lube, they're supposed to help people deal with the slight pain of it all, generally they're advertised as cooling lubes.
I really think you should try your hardest to keep this guy, I dont think you'll find him again. Just keep at it.
>>6180341
Holy fuck anon. Nice pasta.
>>6180426
>Comes to hang out on gaygen, where people often talk about having sex with other men, to call people normies
Epic, /r9k/.
>>6180417
Then it just sounds like you have some slightly rooted issues there. Talking about it with someone of trust could probably help you identify exactly what it is.
Why are most gays such degenerates? Do you really prefer pineapple on your pizza instead of pepperoni?
>>6180558
I like pepperoni and occasionally ham. Anything else is just pointless
>>6180558
I don't mind anchovies on pizza
>>6180558
>Pineapple in pizza
Absolutely disgusting. Anyone who likes that should be promptly incarcerated.
>>6180558
Bell pepper, zucchini and mushrooms pls
>>6180563
marry me.
Why do my friends keep calling me a slut when I haven't had sex since I was underage, I may love cock and desire it but I want a faithful relationship
>>6180600
I don't really believe in marriage
sry
>tfw sacred of sex and intimacy
>probably going to die alone
>>6180642
just have sex and see what it's actually like
it's really not the scarry
>>6176858
I have a bf but the feels never get away, they are just replaced with new ones you never thought you'd felt.
>>6180642
Desensitize yourself. Start with hugs.
>>6180657
I'm okay with hugs. I don't want to do anything sexual. I don't want to be 'corrupted'. Did I break something in my brain?
>>6180727
Nah. You're normal. Sex is overrated. Cuddling is where it's at.
>>6180734
Sex is definitely overrated, but it's still very enjoyable
But I definitely wouldn't say that it's something I need
even in a relationship
Cuddling is 10/10 though, even if for me it often leads to sex
How does it feel when guy licks your ass
>>6180775
better than having your dick sucked
by far
>>6180778
Depends on the tongue
Depends on the mouth
>>6180734
I wish I could find a nice boy to be celibate with.
>>6180784
for me it's been consistently better than a blow job ever time
granted guy I'm hanging out with now is definitely a lot better at rimming than others I've been with
If you don't have a fetish for christian bottoms you have shit tier taste in everything
>>6180801
I don't have fetishes because I'm not a degenerate
>>6180804
All aliens are degenerate by default
>>6180804
would you ever be a 100% bottom for a guy?
>>6180801
I know this fucking feel. I can't keep a boyfriend because as soon as I start talking about faith they jump ship. It's just an asshole move, because I'm literally talking about my life. I listen when you talk about the time your camp counselor fiddled your diddled and actually cared but why do you jump ship when I talk to you about the time I realized jesus is the way.
Gays are the biggest cucks
>>6180892
>being a gay christian
>being part of a religion that fucking hates you
>>6180892
have u considered that mayb yr overdoing it?
>>6180899
So it'd just depend on if you really liked the guy? Then it'd be cool? I know you like topping.
>>6180904
>Not realizing that jesus died for your right to be imperfect and still be granted access to eternity, only if you accept him into his heart. You can be gay, because it's not really much of a choice, but given that you have to be much more humble. You can choose not to have gay sex or procreate, the more you suffer in life, the greater you reward in heaven, but you'll still go to heaven regardless.
Literally every single religion is bad and exists to mislead you from the truth, the only truth is the living word. Catholicism, Protestantism, Judaism, Islam, etc.
You need jesus, anon.
>>6180892
How do you talk about religion? Most times people come off as super condescending or forceful, (or delusional mystical God touched me, which is always groan worthy)
>>6180924
That's not at all what I said lol
If they're not a bottom, then I'd at least want them to be verse
I don't mind bottoming, especially now that I discovered a position that makes bottoming comfortable and even enjoyable, but it's still just not sexually satisfying to me.
And I don't really know any strict top twinks, so it's not an issue that I'll have to worry about
>>6180933
I usually bring it up when we're not doing much/bored/he's feeling a bit down. I try and tell them that being a christian, I believe that the more you suffer on earth, the greater your reward in heaven will be, and you will have access to eternity if you simply accept jesus christ into your heart. I recommend they read the word of god (specifically John to start off with) and they'll probably feel better. If they don't leave immediately there I eventually drop the bomb that I'd only marry other christians.
>>6180931
>being gay
>not being a neo-pagan like how the guys intend us to be
>>6180931
(You)
>>6180943
okay okay you prefer but would you ever only bottom for a guy?
>>6180950
While I find it easy to talk religion (Extreme baptist maternal side, Catholic paternal side), I always find people avoid conversations that involve "accepting" or "reading." It's difficult to have conversations when a lot of it seems like demanding.
If it's unintentional, it does make the conversation difficult to approach.
>>6180931
Meant to say that
>Catholicism, Protestantism, Judaism, Islam, etc. Are all shit and bad.
>>6180953
>Paganism
no
>>6180954
jew top/christian bottom master race
>>6180961
probably not, no
but who knows, if there is a 10/10 twink who happens to be perfect in every way, except for that he only wants to top, maybe
>>6180978
Have you tried a lot of different positions as bottom?
You should try being a dominant bottom, you'd probably enjoy that a lot more.
