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What's your favourite crusade, gaygen?

Norwegian Crusade best crusade. Fourth Crusade worst crusade, Pope Innocent III confirmed for heretic.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

tc/notgaygen or w/e it is nowadays

last thread: >>6161227
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I fucking love that armor gear.
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>>6165025
There will never be another terrorist attack in the Western world on the scale of 9/11. There will be chemical attacks, more suicide bombings and gun massacres though. 9/11 was huge enough to set the ball rolling to remove our rights and enforce globalism, they will create or allow further attacks to keep up the idea that there is a genuine threat to our way of life while removing our rights and destroying our nations.

The biggest threat to our way of life is the globalists, they're the ones who allow/create other threats to arise such as Islamification and restriction of our rights.

>>6165036
>you'll be sent to a privately run prison for failing to pay your massive amount of debt
Pretty sure that's already happening, in America at least.

>>6165059
wut? I was talking to Hitler a few days ago, we just drifted apart because the femgen skype group died and I found other skype groups for entertainment so yeah, we just stopped speaking. I remember Swede was annoyed like pretty much a year ago but yeah, Hitler and I still talk from time to time. Also discord doesn't work on my uni network for retarded reasons and he only hangs around on there.

Remember to take everything you hear about me from others with a grain of salt. Hitler's not biased against me, he just puts his little spin on things to create drama. Others however just twist things so far that they don't even resemble anything of reality and circlejerk about it in their chatrooms. They also judge people based on things they hear from others, who only know people from their online personas well over a year ago so their opinions are practically entirely fictional.
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>>6165041

Just the 2. Eli and Stephen.

First went from being a sweet nice boy to a bitter hateful biscum dating a tranny and we talk maybe once a Year. It's awful.
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Anyone else played the Overwatch beta this week(end)? I thought it was pretty fun, definitely gonna get it.
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>>6165134
Oh wow.

So it seems there are a bunch of newfags unaware that swede used to camwhore loads like over a year ago, and are surprised when they find his nudes online. It's no secret that swede used to post shitloads of pics on /lgbt/. There are some vids out there too, to think I'm unaware of this is just pure stupidity.

Then there's hitler stirring shit up for drama (can't blame him, I do the same) and then other newfags eating up everything that he says.

And then finally people judging based on things they hear from others about online personas from well over a year ago repeating it nowadays when things have completely changed. Can't blame them for this, they don't know the actual people or how times have changed.
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>>6165167
I had fun, but HATE the people I played it with. They're all MOBA loving nerds and approached Overwatch like it was LoL. They wanted everyone to play like it was that... I didn't listen and played it like a simple FPS with wonky characters. I had a blast and barely died, they raged and complained.

All-in-all, it's a simple game and it's going to be fun. I hope that they don't do too much with it as is.

I'm amazed that my main bot, Bastion ended up being so hated. I-I just want to transform and roll out on people with a minigun... is that so wrong!?
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>>6165199

Everyone hates Bastion because their shitty and run into his turret mode, he's really not that strong as people make him out to be. I enjoyed it a lot, mainly played support classes, Mercy, Lucio, and Zenyatta. I liked healing in TF2 and I've really enjoyed healing in Overwatch, all the healing characters are pretty fun, though I feel like Zenyatta could use a buff when it comes to movement or health.
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>>6165243

There's nothing wrong with Rugby's little Swedish friend making a little extra on the side off Islamic rape gangs.
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>>6165219
He's just easy fun, and I love mech/robots so he was my first choice. In the early beta he had that nice shield that helped him out so much more, sad to see it go but it would cause more rage if it had stayed.

I'm more defense/support myself. Healing is nice and it helps but I like to add to the damage. Making turrets as Tor or being the bitch, Mei is just too fun for me.

Out of all the healers I liked Lucio's design along with his speed boost and the fact that his heal is an AOE.
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>>6165263

I like Lucio, but I feel like I keep the team alive better as Mercy.
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>>6165243
No to all 3. People literally have no idea about our relationship, so they just speculate. In fairness, and for obvious reasons, we do not talk about our relationship in depth here so people cannot make accurate judgements.

There is obviously the bitter ones who don't care about the truth (5652) and sperg out in the threads about stuff but their opinions don't matter.

Anyways, as much as the attention is appreciated, I'd rather we didn't talk about my relationship for just one thread. It's been going on for weeks with the same dead memes repeated ad nauseam and it's honestly just boring now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Crusade

This shit is way more interesting than RugzxSwede drama, hell even Overwatch talk is more interesting.

#MakeGaygenInterestingAgain
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>>6165269
She's the better of the two, and her ultimate is such a nice clutch move when you don't expect it.
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>>6165277
hey rugby how do I attract qt twinks? u seem pretty good at it
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>>6165280

Lucio is arguably a little more useful in terms of general support, his speed buff is handy, he can deal decent damage, and he has a knockback. In certain situations his uber might be stronger than Mercy's, depends on if you can get a good team rez as Mercy.
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>>6165285
By vanquishing heretics in the name of the Lord Almighty. Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. Desu vult, nyaa~

Or just lift, be attractive and be interesting.

>>6165298
A decent amount, surprisingly.
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>>6165289
It's why I like him more, I don't have to focus on one person for healing. Just skating around I'm doing it, add on the speed boost for pushing and his ultimate giving everyone a shield. No wonder he's my preferred, but his healing could be a tad stronger.
Now I wish the beta wasn't ending so I could practice him more.
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>>6165327

I think his healing his fine, I think Zen could use a little buff to his healing, though he does shit out damage if you use him right so I guess it balances out, but like I said before he's way too squishy, only 150hp and no movement skills, needs a change in one of those departments imo.
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>>6165338
I suppose I didn't play him enough to tell how effective his healing can be. Zen is more buffs/debuffs and it works considering what you said. He can't move across the field very well but his damage is enough that he can hold his own if he needs to. I really liked his ultimate as well. I think Symmetra (or whatever) was my least favorite, turrets and shields are nice but... I just didn't care for her feel.
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>>6165425

Symmetra isn't really a healer, she's more of a mix of support and torb
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>>6165432
I know, I didn't care for her playstyle. She isn't bad per se, I'm just not a fan.

Do you plan on buying it in two weeks?
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>>6165464

Yeah definitely picking it up, lot of my friends are playing, including the one I always pocket heal.
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>>6165470
It's going to be one of the added games during the game nights we have around my place. So yeah, I'm glad I'll be able to get it.

Knowing Blizzard, the little bits of detail in the content will be nice. Heroes of the Storm had a ton of nice references here and there, I'm hoping Overwatch will too. I eat that stuff up.
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>>6165464
>>6165470
Are either of you getting Battlefield 1?

I'm undecided on it, I hate how they're trying to glorify the conflict and use the game to push a political agenda but I'm going to wait for gameplay and more info to be released to judge it properly.
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>>6165500
Well... I do enjoy BF more than CoD and the whole debacle based solely on the trailers is hilarious. I don't know if I will, I had fun with 4 and all that but I got tired of it after a while.

Besides, it's an BF title... it's going to have a HORRIBLE release.
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>>6165500

I haven't really gotten into a battlefield game since Bad Company 2, which was a blast. I'm not really that huge on FPS's these days.
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>>6165515
BF4 was possibly the worst game I've ever played and I've never pre-ordered anything since. Learnt my lesson.

If the new CoD had CoD4 remastered with the standard edition, I'd probably have got it. If it was MW2 remastered then I'd definitely get it cos MW2 best CoD multiplayer 2bh

>>6165517
BC2 was sick. There aren't really any good FPS games around, RO2 is the only one that I enjoy playing.
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>>6165547

BC2 was a ton of fun to play, still is from time to time.
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>>6165567
I loved how broken BC was because they hadn't added in bullet drop yet. You could snipe someone across the map and it was totally fine.
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>>6165590
Sniping in BF3 was the best. I'd reduce my friends to screaming wrecks by killing them from across the map over and over without them even getting a shot near me.

>friend tries to fly a jet into my building to kill me
>mfw I headshotted him before he could
I can still hear his rage.
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lately every time i see and talk to the guy i like i can't help but act extremely grumpy and annoyed
idk what it is
he keeps asking me why i'm always in such a bad mood and i don't know what to say. i also say really mean/rude things to him that i regret later.
god i wish i could stop this, it's so pathetic
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>>6165612
>crashing jets into helicopters
>crashing anything that flies into snipers on buildings

That game was insane. Makes me want to play some right now.

>>6165631
TSUNDERE TO THE MAX.
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>tfw no bf
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>>6165648
>friend starts mortaring rooftop I'm on
>parachute off and fly-by noscope him
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>>6165677
>using the mortar

He deserved it.
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>>6165687
I had so many BF3 clips on my old PC, wish I had saved them onto a harddrive.

>friend 1 runs out onto street
>snipe him
>friend 2 runs out onto street
>snipe him
>friend 3 runs out onto street
>snipe him
>friend 4 runs out onto street
>let him run into the other building
>"Haha you didn't get me, you fucking cunt"
>detonate the C4 I planted there
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>>6165714
My bad, that was in BC2.

>dat M24
hnng muh dick
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What do people here think of age differences ?

I'm 21 but I get messages from older guys 25-35. How old should I go for dating ?
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>>6165731
>getting closer to 30
>tfw can't stand guys that are 30 and older

It's weird but I just don't like any guys older than me. I've always dated younger.
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>>6165794
That's because you're a pedophile
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hey sorry to invade guys. just wanna ask real quick if you think i'm too fem for you?
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>>6165803

just a little
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>>6165817
thank you
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>>6165802
Haven't heard any complaints so far, bb.
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ebolavirus
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>>6165803
you could be qt but you have a 'i browse reddit' look going on
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>>6165803
you disgust me.

Transgendocide when
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>>6166185
>Transgendocide
starting with you ;)
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>>6166189
meme :)
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I love dick
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>>6166218
sometimes i think of males when i touch my private parts please help
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>>6166215
your a tranny meme t b h
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>>6166402
Oh no you caught me

Never thought someone would actually call me a tranny on here how embarrassing u found my secret
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>>6166233

Let males touch your private parts
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>>6166447
what kind of panties are u wearin today ho
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>>6165803

Not fem enough.
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>>6166517
woopsy
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>>6165803
You are like a cuter, softer looking version of one of my coworkers.

>tfw I wish he were cuter
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So I fucked up pretty badly, I've always had a rape fetish, and I made an ad on craigslist with a picture of me and said I'd be out jogging in a secluded part of a park tonight, and wanted someone to "consensually" rape me to act out that fetish, it seems that when you say "consensual rape" that means "don't use lube", my ass is bleeding, in a lot of pain, do I need to go to the hospital or will this heal on its own? I've never bled from anal before
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>finally really hit it off with a guy
>he has the same first name as my dad
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>>6166798
is he old enough to be your dad? just call him daddy instead of his name
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>>6166784
NIGGER, COME ON. Seriously... the whole "rape play" thing is best done with a partner you trust. You went full on take me now against my will, and you honestly have nobody to blame but yourself.
I know jack shit about blood butt, but I'd assume that you need to have it checked.

Hope you learned a lesson here.

>>6166798
>ex bf had brother's name
>had to always refer to them as "my -blank-" so people knew which one I meant
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>tfw don't know if I know enough for my exam or not
reeee ;_;

Been studying and making notes all night :c
probs should have slept 2bh

/blog
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>>6166798
my bf in high school had the same name as me, not sure which is worse, that or having the same name as your dad
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>>6166819
Don't worry anon, I made a stupid choice, but I'm not retarded, I know full well that I fucked up and that it's my fault, definitely never doing that again. To be honest it could have gone much worse though, I didn't respond to anyone that emailed me, I just put my picture in the ad for anyone to see, it could have happened more than once, so if I'm looking at the bright side, I got lucky that only one guy showed up
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>>6166848
I'd get it looked at, there's the possibility of tearing and all that. You just have to be smart is all, that place is sketchy as all hell, and any number of insane guys could have shown. I'd say you got lucky all things considered.
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>>6166784
LOL is this Craigslist London? I've seen the exact same as on there a few times now, he wanted to be raped by chavs/black dudes.

If you're pissing blood out your ass get to the hospital already, you obviously shouldn't bleed a lot from there. Go.now or you'll likely die from internal bleeding and infection
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>>6166500
What are you fucking gay
>>6166515
Blood soaked panties of my enemy
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>>6166798
My bf is called daddy too~ :33
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>>6167259
Post pics of period panties
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>>6167325
I already consumed them for its' power
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>>6167329
Well at least you've now had your recommended daily amount of iron
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Overwatch soon anyone?
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>>6167350

At what cost?
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>>6165302
>A decent amount, surprisingly
Never got me tho : ^ )
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>>6167350
Now i just need the sperm of my enemies for some nice protein and im on the path to a balanced and healthy diet
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>>6167355
AIDS!
>>6167356
You're too good for anyone on here baby :3
>>6167358
Be careful, sperm is a highly addictive substance. I haven't had my fix for some time now and I'm suffering from a terrible cock craving.
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>>6167363
>tfw ywn let three random hot dudes to fill your ass with cum
>AIDS exists
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>>6167366
Damn anon, too late now but you should have used condoms.

Bareback is an arousing idea but I did it once and its honestly not different, at least not to me.

Its hot having him cum in you, but all that happens is you have cum leaking all over your thighs afterwards and when you fart all the cum flies out~
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>>6166798
That's gross.
Don't do anything with him.
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>>6167363
I actually went on a couple of dates with a guy from here
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>>6167434
Anonkun or trip?
What was it like?

I've met three people off here but it was just like meet up things.
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>>6167453
Namefag
We went to a hookah bar I like and then got food the first time. Second time we went to a local arts festival and other stuff
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>>6167465
How comes it never kicked off?
You two still hang out?
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OMG I AM SO FUCKING DEPRESSED
MAKE IT STOP
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>>6167476
I don't think it ever ends anon ;_;
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>>6167474
reasons and things
also I was a little weirded out by the situation because I wasn't fully aware he knew who I was
and by me I mean "Hitler"
so it was kinda weird when I found out because I was just meeting him but he had known Hitler for who knows how long, and all the lewd pictures that go along with me on here
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>>6167480
stfu u cud never conceive my suffering
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>>6167484
Yeah that's pretty much the situation with me, people meet me and they are meeting kingrice but I don't think I'm much like this in real life to be honest.

Sucks though, everyone I've met from here have been really cool and interesting people, they've got a lot of varied interests they are passionate about yet I don't really share many of those with people I meet. I dunno, I'm just out of the loop with 4chan stuff, I've lived too long in the real world now and its just made me jaded as shit about relationships.

To be honest I'm just going to start a grindr account or some shit when I've finally ironed out all the issues and monetary problems, but I've been telling myself I'll get back into the dating scene for years now~

>>6167491
Well just tell us what's up, what's the point in seeking council if you don't wish to discuss it.

Everyone here has issues, what's yours?
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>in a call with my friend
>just talking about stuff that happened last night
>she cuts out for a second
>loud noises like running water over your ear
>muffled glitchy noises
>deep, heavy breathing
>generally just weird garbled sounds
>"Hello?"
>no reply just these sounds
>phone call ends
>she calls me again like "That was weird."

Did I just accidentally call an alien

200% spooked
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>>6167504
Are you with giffgaff?
Every so often I get phone calls where they teleport you to another realm of reality.
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>>6167499

Find yourself a nice mechanic bf
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>>6167507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jxG0NTfnE

P similar to this

we both heard it. Obv it's just a tech issue but at the time i was spooked af
>>6167508
"Why are you black", asked the pot to the kettle

Welcome to /lgbt/

You're here forever.
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>>6167499
for me it's mainly that there are degenerate ass pics of me online but I'm a complete prude irl
so it advertises something I'm not selling

also tfw morning after, hungover as fuck, and forgot my leftovers
kill me pls


>>6167504
>Did I just accidentally call an alien
I said hello but u didn't respond
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>>6167521
Heyyy rofl
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>>6167509
I'm trying, I've met several but they're all straight :(

>>6167519
Hah yeah, its so fucked, its weird because its not like the usual beeping or whatnot you'd expect to hear, its all sorts of fucked up shit.

>>6167521
Hah, so was he looking for sex from you?

You should have a lucozade sport.
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>>6167528
Idk if that was the only thing he wanted, but he was interested in sex
and my old lewd pictures do not reflect the real thing
i don't into degenerate shit irl

and I just need sleep and my leftover steak
but I forgot the steak, so rip
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>>6167499
what is love.. baby dont hurt me?
>>6167504
>>6167519
electro magnetic interference
0/10 spooky wud not copy pasta on /x/
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>>6167576
Ofc, I don't believe /x/shit, but it was still spooky at the time not knowing what it was
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>>6167528

I know how to change oil and a tire and I'm a qt... Does that count?
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>>6167595
>I'm a qt...
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>>6167595
>and I'm a qt
gurl...
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>>6167583
2222sp00ky family
governments listening in on u gchq gna get yoooouuu
>>6167595
ffs lol are you literally trolling
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>>6167599
>>6167600

Always so quick to kick a guy when he's down, lol.

It's fine, I'm too egotistical to think otherwise
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>>6167609
>I'm too egotistical to think otherwise
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>>6167612
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>>6167609
you have nice skin
you dont look after it at all and its probably just because you are fat but I can see an underlying healthy flush of rose
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>>6167595
That's good enough for me, most people don't know anything about their car except the colour of it.

You should sell the Camry and buy a miata though~

>>6167576
That's a genuinely good song and rick astlys never gonna give you up is a musical masterpiece.

>>6167547
Wait so I assume this guy no longer posts here? Yeah, I was surprised when you said you'd only just lost your virginity the other day, but again like we were saying internet is and real life us are different.
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>>6167627

Yeah, I've never bought lotion or skin products before. But my facial scars are more apparent up close.

>>6167638
I'm buying a new car later this year. Mom wants me to look into a couple of things, but I just want a nice jeep.
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>>6167638
I don't see him posting anymore but if he lurks, hey Christopher, sup

and the only real difference for me is that I'm a completely non sexual/prude of a person
where on here I have no problems showing off my body
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>>6167656
he just did >>6167595

he was replying to posts insulting him for being a cringe fest
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>>6167595
were you fucked in the ass as a child or something
sorry but is there any other reason a fully grown male like yourself would be running around dressed like a 6th grader
are you now in adulthood trying to fulfill the childhood that was so mercilessly taken from you
my analysis
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>>6167638
I've changed cylinder heads, timing belts, brakes and a clutch before. Would I be bf material?
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>>6167660
you said anal
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>tfw learning bass but I have noone to play with aside from 10 million terrible guitar players
>tfw no talented qt twink drummer to "lock in" with and have him pound my little skellybod at a steady 100 bpm

:^{
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>>6167660

Yeah, anyone can see that. I was never raped, but I had a very broken, abused, and dirt poor upbringing, so I compensate now for letting myself have the stuff I could never enjoy or have or keep safe growing up.

Also because I advertise my hobbies, interests, and passions on me on the off chance I can make a new friend.
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>>6167675

My ex is a drummer and he was pretty good at it. Sadly his rhythm never translated to good sex but it was nice listening to him drum at home.

And my other Ex is a pretty good guitarist and vocalist.

Maybe my next bf will be a saxophonist, and with my clarinet skills we can start a band...
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>>6167673
woopsy
>>6167676
get therapy
life doesnt have to be this way
+ no-one is going to judge you if you got raped as a ugly mexican child by ur fat ugly mexican pap pap and now you have lasting and visually apparent emotional dysfunction
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>>6167652
In that case it is time to get an old Cherokee or a renegade!

>>6167655
Well I can see why, feels good posting pics on here and having dudes fawn over you. In real life I'm hypersexual too though, but it depends on the day.

>>6167671
Marry me ;_;

What cars do you work on, your own or do you do it for work?
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>>6167687
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>>6167687

I do get therapy. Been going for a few months now, but I have way more prevalent issues that "man childism"

But I honestly was never raped.

>>6167689
I had an old Chevy Blazer 3 years ago. I miss that car so much.
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>>6167707
>But I honestly was never raped

Based on the evidence, I find that quite hard to believe.
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>>6167595
You are a qt, but you're also a terrible human being.
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>>6167721

No. I've checked and made sure, but just physically and emotionally abused but never sexually.

Also witnessing your father slicing your mothers wrist open might fuck you up a little.
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>>6167731

Honestly, I preface most of my dates and introductions to people with that same phrase.

"Hey, I'm army, and I'm a terrible human being"
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>>6167732
i said get a therapist not use me as a therapist dayum
if you insist tho in my professional opinion ur mum was a smelly nagging used up nasty add whore who should have had some fucking foresight and should have seen that shit coming for once what did she think was going to happen interfering with you and your fathers sexually blossoming new relationship ur mum was a ugly fat retard
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>>6167707
Blazers are awesome, it sucks you can hardly get american stuff here, they are about its just they are all soooooo expensive for what they are.

>>6167746
I genuinely enjoyed ninth gate, it has a terrible stigma around it, on the whole though I thought it was a good film. But again, could be my johnny depp crush blinding me.
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>>6167759

Oh, I don't need therapy from anons. I just never shy away from talking about it.

I wish my dad molested me, would be the only affection he ever showed me.
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>>6167689
Family and friends cars mainly, it's rotary discussion anon btw.
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Music time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Yl4ehzX-o
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>>6167777
maybe if you put a bit more effort into it personal appearance and prettyd yourself up for him instead of the life you chose socially withdrawing from ur peergroup and neglecting personal hygiene + health and generally becoming biologically sexually repellent he would have happily raped you lovingly even but no
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>>6167814

I'm working on it. My hygiene is fine, but I'm trying everywhere else to improve.

But my peer group is terrible so being withdrawn from them is fine lol
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>>6167825
>my peer group is terrible
so instead you act like a middle schooler?
they're much better company than other people in their mid to late twenties for sure
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>>6167837

I don't think I act like a middle schooler. I just dress and have some of the hobbies of one.

Just most people my age are either married and extremely bitter or single and sour or very career oriented and hateful.
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>>6167811

I really like the sound the Clash had on London Calling

Combat Rock was based too and even Sandinista had some great songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d__vkEyFh2M
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>>6167855
Nigga, you're describing virtually everyone in life. Nothing wrong with being a sour puss.
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>wake up to find the new Pokémon starters
>we got macadamia nut owl
>angsty cat
>and a seal

Well, this is a decent way to start the day.
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>>6167875

Of course not, but as a walking Liz Lemon perpetual hate and envy machine, being around people who are the same is... Exhausting
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>>6167892

Not attractive at all from the tummy to the chest. Give me a few more months and it will start looking a lot better. I've already lost 20 lbs so I'm getting there

But I do have a nice ass and thighs, and my cock's aesthetically pleasing if average.
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>>6167810
Pretty much the same for me there too. I've always been helping friends out with their cars and bikes. Its nice to do it all though, taking stuff apart and replacing or repair old parts is really enjoyable, you get a lot of satisfaction from getting something running again.

Mainly I've worked on bikes, doing engine rebuilds on old two strokes because that's my specialty really.

Have you fallen into the entrapment of being the car guy yet? People always need help with silly things! You were studying comp sci weren't you? Not long now before you have to tell people to just restart their computers when they get problems~
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>>6167915
>remember when real guys with nice bodies use to post here?
no
only nice bodies I've ever seen posted here were from twinks

rest are either fat or skinny fat
attractive people don't come to gaygen
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>>6167927
Yeah, pretty much anything mechanical or electrical goes to me in our family. I'm not the computer guy, I'm studying mechanical engineering.
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>>6167915
where are the fembois
hitler doesnt count
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>>6168031
>hitler doesnt count
duh, because I'm not a femboy
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>>6168034
>posts in femgen 3 + years
>ooooo uhm whats a fem boy duh
what is the opposite of the 'does something once' may may bc this is that
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>>6167915
>having a problem with femboys

As long as they still look like guys then they are pretty cool; if my face wasn't fucked up by acne scars; I'd try to be one.
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>>6168053
I was part of the creation of femgen
femgen wasn't for femboys
it was for naturally feminine looking/androgynous twinks because at the time gaygen was mathcgen and constantly fought with the twinks so femgen was made
femgen is now full of "fembois" aka trannies who still call themselves boys

I am a twink
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>>6168076
cool story BRO
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>everyone tells me OKC is like last ditch for gay dudes
>look at okc profiles near me
>90% of people are attractive
>90% of people come off as reasonable personality-wise and not explicitly vocal about political leanings or whatever
>only 1 or 2 "red flag" profiles off the bat
what's the catch
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>>6168090
thanks
nice 8 year old meme
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>>6168095
you have found your people
be free good child
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>>6168109
it doesn't make sense. it's too perfect. there has to be something i'm missing. other than the "most of them won't want to date you" i mean
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>>6168108
try a TWENTY year old meme ;););)
plebian with ur sub-contemporary 2012 twitter memes
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>>6168108
He was just complimenting you.
You don't have to be so condescending.
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>>6168121
nice old school meme but let me hit you up with the real vintage ones you feel me
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>>6168117
no you are just as unattractive as everyone else on okc and you have somehow managed to turn this into a self-affirming experience
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21 years old,is 29 year old too old to be my bf ?

Anyone with age diff exp ?
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>>6168137
i can accept that interpretation
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>>6168121
nice try kiddo
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Would you date a panda bottom?
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Sorry is Hitler the mexican; or is that army ?

4chan needs profiles or something
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>>6168187
I men

>>6167521
>>6167595

I'll leave that up to you to figure out
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>>6168187
army is the mexican, hitler is the skeleton dipped in wax and given a wig
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>>6168134
I wish my dad molested me, would be the only affection he ever showed me.
I wish my dad molested me, would be the only affection he ever showed me.
I wish my dad molested me, would be the only affection he ever showed me.
I wish my dad molested me, would be the only affection he ever showed me.
>>6168161
mwah luv yoohh girlyyy ;););) xox
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o shit
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The Swedish crusade to what's Finland today.
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>>6168192

army looks qt-er
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>>6168095
They never respond to you.

>>6168138
Never really an issue after 20, desu. 10 years or younger is usually fine unless it's a sugar daddy relationship

>>6168187
I'm Latino (or Mexican to everyone just because it's annoying)
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>>6168179
at this point, i would date a dildo attached to a vacuum cleaner with a drawing of a human face taped to the handle

>>6168210
army would look qt-er if he overhauled his wardrobe and shaved that mustache
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>>6168193
tfw wig isn't even a nice one

>>6168210
>army looks qt-er
mfw
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>>6168211

>Never really an issue after 20, desu.

Thanks, I am worried older guys want to be more stable or will be mean and try to take advantage of me cus less experience n stuff.
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>>6168179
why does he look like rugby
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>>6168217

People say that but I can never tell (also I'm bad at shaving so I always cut myself) so I never know.

>>6168222
It's okay, I think you're a qt.
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>>6168236

>not wanting older guys to take advantage of you

its like you aren't even a slut with low self-esteem
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>>6168095
Depends where you live, it's pretty good where I live. Pretty normal people on there.
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>>6168241
Hehe what a qt :3 where do you live, might I perchance?
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>>6168179
I want to cut that guy's face off and wear it like a mask.
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>>6168253

Texas. Shocker, so close to mexico
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>>6168247

I just want a bf. He seems like a decent duder.
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>>6168275
Wow, that's weird. I live pretty near Texas. I don't suppose you have Skype....
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>>6168269
so you'd wear a mask of yourself?
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>>6168319

I think I do but I haven't used it in years. Don't remember the pass or email I used. Got snapchat or other shit though
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>>6168342
May I have your snapchat then, you gorgeous thing? :3
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>>6168368

emerald_frost
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>Want to practice to talk with a girl's voice
>TFW fucking baritone voice with not a whole lot of inflection
I just want free shit on online games
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>>6168320
For you.
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>>6168406
lmaooo like anyone would actually want to fuck you ffs i was joking
kys
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fucking old spice deodorant is starting to leave chemical burns on arm pits.

WHY
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>>6168445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oL1lsmpPlA
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>>6168458
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>>6168465
Because your body is rejecting how much of a douchey bro you are being by trying to smell so bad.
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>>6168465
stop fucking your deodorant then

>>6168487
I wear the bear one, whatever it's called
that entire line is actually very unisex smelling
the original scent smells like shit though
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>>6168484
literally kill you are self
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>>6168465
Apparently old spice deodorant does that to a lot of people.
Not sure why they're still allowed to sell it...
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>>6168550
>is actually very unisex smelling
tranny plsss
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>>6168573
I'm the mascest masc daddy here
but yeah, it is unisex smelling
as in it doesn't smell like overpowering shitty teenage boy deodorant
it's mild and a nice fragrance that can be used by anyone
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>>6168583
>it doesn't smell like overpowering shitty teenage boy deodorant
Impossible, I've never smelled any Old Spice product that didn't smell like shitty overpowering teenage boy deodorant. Not one, not ever, and I have smelled them all.
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>>6168599
have you smelled this one?
also the wolf one is even more feminine smelling
it's fruity
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>>6168556
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>>6168623
sp please
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>>6168583
dumb tranny
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>>6168623
Why are you suddenly trying to pass yourself off as some sassy diva
27 year old middle schoolers can't be divas, sorry

>>6168637
don't push your own insecurities on me
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>been having a secret affair with this bi guy
>I'm 23, he's 32 and has a gf
>always think that there's something really big between us because he often complains about being in relationship and how much he likes being with me
>he suddenly says he's going to get married and we probably should stop seeing each other
>I tell him I love him and thought he feels same
>he says I've misunderstood something, it's not like that between us
>realize I've been just a sex toy, his fiancee was always #1
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>>6168648
dont push your tranny on me
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>>6168648
why do you guys even use discord instead of skype? do you actually play games together?
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>>6168661
>still using the tranny meme
mfw
come on now, at least be original if you're actually trying fuck with me
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>>6168656
>been having a secret affair with this bi guy
stopped reading there
kill yourself
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>>6168698
who is "you guys"
there a discord server with a few people from here if that's what you're talking about
we all used to use skype, but I hate skype so I talked them all into downloading discord, and yeah most people in there play a lot of games, occasionally together
I just prefer it over skype
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Which one /gg/?
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>>6168717
Litten 100%
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>>6168717

why do all new pokemon look like trash ?
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>>6168717
Cats are my favorite animal, but owl and seal are cuter and more interesting. Owl most likely.

Best starters in a while, I like them all.
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>tfw small dick guy from several gay gens ago
>tfw I followed army's advice and talked to bf
>tfw he sucked me off

Arigatou Gozaimasu Army-Sempai
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>>6168759
You had to ask your boyfriend to suck your dick?
Has he never sucked your dick before?
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>>6168717
The seal is kind of cute, I'm not fond of the cat or its name... I think I'd go owl.
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>>6168763

basically yes
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>>6168717
the seal is 2cute, but it depends on what they evolve into
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>>6168769
wat
what kind of shitty relationship are you in that you're having sex but he's never sucked your dick
it would be different if you weren't really sexual with him, but if I were you and I'm giving a guy ass he better be doing something for me, or else I'm sayin' bye girl real quick
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Saw what looks like an actual out gay mechanic on grindr... didn't think that they existed in real life.
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>>6168717
which one of the evolves into charizard?
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>>6168780
>what kind of shitty relationship are you in that you're having sex but he's never sucked your dick

One where he's dominate and I have inferiority complex about small penis.
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>>6168648

Jenna is my spirit animal. Well, 30 Rock in general is my spirit animal.
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>>6168796
I should probably feel inferior for a lot of things, yet I'm still over confident on all fronts
maybe try that

>>6168803
I thought spirit animals are supposed to represent you as a person
sounds more like a role model/ someone you wish you could be like
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>>6168780
>has sex once
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>>6168809
what
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>>6168759

I'm glad he sucked you off but hopefully the talking did more than that.
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>>6168807

Liz Lemon is my actual Spirit animal, what with her chronic loneliness, bitter and sour personality, and penchant to use humor as a deflection or defense, and self sabotaging
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>>6168816

Yeah he said sorry.It seems like it'll be better now.
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>>6168785
Give him my number plz~

>>6167938
What does mechanic engineering actually entail? It seems like comp sci to me, too broad a name to have an obvious subject.
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>>6168814
>has sex once
>but if I were you and I'm giving a guy ass he better be doing something for me, or else I'm sayin' bye girl real quick
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>>6168851
>Give him my number plz~

make me :P
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>Crusades edition
>Faggots actually believe teutonic knights would not murder the shit out of them

L M A O
M
A
O
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Behead all faggots
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>>6168854
lol you know nothing about my life
and yeah, what I said hold true even if I were a virgin still
if I'm being intimate with someone it's a mutual thing, I'm not there just to get someone else off
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>>6168860
I'll suck your dick if you do it :3c
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>>6168875

lol tempting but it's grindr there's not even a number to give.

Also were even are you; hes not in the states
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>>6168717
Circus seals always win
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>>6168849

Good. Just communicate a little more of what you want, otherwise it's not much of a relationship.
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>>6168717
I'm usually a Waterfag, but unless that Water starter fixes its design as it evolves and Rowlet doesn't evolve into anything decent, I'll go with Rowlet.
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>>6168984
Filthy traitor scum.
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>>6168717

Is there ever a point to grass type pokemon ? Why are they so lame; seriously it started with bulbasaur.
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>>6169007
Venusaur is way cooler than the generic Charizard and Blastoise.
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>>6169014
He attacks with leaves seriously ?

The only kid who picked him was that one weird autistic kid who smelled and no one liked.
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>>6168872
>lol you know nothing about my life
Day 368: he still suspects nothing continuing tranny surveillance
muahahaHAHAHAHAHA xd xDxdddddd
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>>6169025
I picked Squirtle because it was the cutest starter.
Charizard is incredibly boring and just an orange dragon.
Blastoise at least has cannons on its back.
Venusaur has the most interesting design of the three.
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>>6169033
>only a year
I've been active here for 3+ years
step your surveillance game up, pleb
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>>6169063
look out the window. pleb.
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>>6169085
which, I have multiple in my room
also fuk u I'm lying in bed
not gettin up 4 shit
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>>6169090
im by the front door. knock knock. show me ur cock.
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>>6169007
>Is there ever a point to grass type pokemon ?
Cerulean city Gym.
Although that's only if you failed to level up even the tiniest bit before getting there.
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>>6169102
my dick has been posted in the thread like five times
you have to be hot to see it irl tho, sry
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>>6169118
So not even you can see it?
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who /eurovision semi finals/
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>>6169118
literally raping ur mom right now
gna cut the whore
going testicles deep in her ahole
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>>6169124
haha
u caught me, im too fat to see my own dick
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>>6169137
ok but pls kill her after so I get the life insurance
pls n thx
have fun xoxo
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