>morning a couple of days ago
>horny, so I hit up Grindr
>find bi masculine dude
>pic is hot as hell
>get him to come over
>He texts that he's at my place so I go outside
>dude looks nothing like his pic
>He looks like fucking Oscar from Hey Arnold
>I say hi anyways to be polite
>He can barely speak English, heavy middle eastern accent
>He looks nervous as hell
>suddenly he says he has to do some banking
>at 3 in the morning
>drives off
>never hear from him again
What the fuck?
OH SUZY, I-I JUST WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW
>>6148751
I once invited this guy over with the username "Mr Literal" and he spent 2 hours in my garage cutting things down with an angle grinder.
>>6148826
Lol wut.
What did he cut up exactly?
>>6148830
He brought his own stuff. He said he wanted to make a metal gate for his garden
YOU KEEP THE MONEY
>be me
>be horny
>use grindr
>find tall handsome straight bi curious guy
>flirt
>cock is diamonds
>he tells me he's married to a girl, but to come on over, because there's nobody home.
>go over there
>there's nobody home
>MFW
I'm a little scared of grindr, i dunno, i'm always a little paranoid the guy is crazy or it might be some assholes who are collecting info for people to blackmail or beat up or maybe bait people to somewhere secluded to murder.
>>6148898
Worst I had were some guys who got a little too clingy and stalkerish. Had a lot of flakes and a lot of guys who who didn't know how to suck a cock.
>>6148826
With permission
>>6148884
no respect, I tell you.
If I sign up on grindr, am I going to find anyone wanting a relationship, not a hookup?
>>6152968
I don't really think I'm a clingy person. I just wanna do the whole dating boyfreind thing, not jump from cock to cock.
>>6153012
try okcupid not grindr then its not that complicated
