Cis Lesbian General: Classic Lesbian Literature edition
Grab your tea, let out those pinkies, and let us have a fine, slow discussion on the merits of modern and classic lesbian art. Whether it come in the form of film or in literature, let us bask in the beauty of our sapphic indulgences.
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>>6141339
>tfw no lesbian artists
Goddamnit lesbians, you can be astronauts and shit but you can't lay some paint down on paper?
>>6141339
>tea
>modern and classic lesbian art
I'm a coffee-guzzling, trash-reading heathen and you'll never take me alive.
>>6141407
I make paintings of plant life with my menstrual blood, does that count anon?
>>6141407
Have I entered an alternate universe or something?
>>6141415
Only if they're flowers invoking vaginal metaphors and the feminine soul.
>>6141417
Literally I know of no lesbian artists.
'Tis a shame, lest I humbly request many artisan dadaist statues of interlocking boobies.
Maybe you're confusing lesbians with queers. Lesbians are practical. The ones with hair dyed an unnatural color going for their lib arts degrees are biqueerz.
>>6141435
Of course they do. You think I'm going to waste my vaginal blood by painting phallic shaped plants like cactuses? My artistic pseudonym is Georgia O'Queef and I only paint feminist menstrual plant life.
>>6141453
It's only feminist if you use paintbrushes made of your own braided public hair, Georgia.
>>6141486
nothing in your conversation phased me until this. pubic hair paintbrushes would be fucking terrible.
>>6141407
I'm a bad artist. I could take a pic of my corner of shame if you want? It has a psychedelic mountain mist painting and a panting of sunflowers.
>>6141407
Ok
Here is some of my the fecal matter I produce with my hands. There's a bit of my India ink maker illustration too.
I mostly make books these days between college responsabilities.
My color blind trans friend offered to buy the sunflowers once. I should have sold it, since it is mostly blue and orange which are colors she can actually see. Kinda feel sorry about it now.
>>6141568
Please do, paintanon.
You shall now be known as paintanon. Potentially "shittypaintanon", if it has to come to that.
>>6141339
LGBT-entertainment is kinda ruined because it "has" to deal with LGBT-issues or fail. As far as I know, every successful LGBT-movie has been seen as social critic of a kind. While addressing issues and civil rights is good, it does hurt us in the long run if gay and lesbian relationships don't become more normal over time.
What I mean is "Oooh, there's lesbian in it!" should be "cute couple, nice" in the long run. Or just start to make lgbt entertainment with LGBT-characters as actual human beings.
And do I have to sacrifice my yet unborn firstborn daughter, wife and two concubines to get a lesbian movie with an actual plot without "lesbian" falling for the straight guy or getting killed or worse?
>>6141592
Aah, beautiful boiling chunks of volcanic period blood bursting forth fr---okay, fine I'll stop.
Gj, you're no renoir but you will not have to be known as shittypaintanon.
>>6141597
But I'm geoanon
>>6141592
I like the waves, anon. Very nice coloration, especially of the pink waves in the foreground. I'm fairly retarded when it comes to art history, but impressionism is my favorite movement. I also like American primitivism but that produces some trash paintings sometimes.
How long have you been painting? I have an urge to create, but I suck at it and am too insecure to take classes.
>>6141592
I like the top one, looks like a pack of mad dogs.
>>6141623
The best part was the picture I used for reference was actually mountains in the mist. I've been doing art for fun since I was a kid. Been painting and drawing since high school. So, about 6 years in my free time with the intention of getting better at it.
Everyone sucks when they start. I still have terrible days where I can't get hand pressure right and just end up painting or drawing gory bloody monsters and shit since I can't get fine detail down. That's what impressionism is good for imo. Just do it an hour a day at least. Every day. It's like exercise. It takes time, effort, and concentration to get good at it. I know Loomis is a meme, but for anatomy and a general understanding of how to captor form from eye, it's great.
Here's some hands.
>>6141339
I usually read Nordic Noir. I kinda like the gritty portrayal of my home land and the Nordic in general for some reason. Like there's the other side in my country after all. Stieg Larsson is especially good and Lizbeth Salander is kinda bi or pan, so it does have some lesbian goodness in it
>>6141592
>>6141656
Forget those shitty hands. The line work is trash. Here's the whole India ink picture
>>6141619
GODDAMNIT.
Geopainteranon.
Or apparently Geopainterbuttoncollectoranon?
Don't tell us more about yourself or dis shit gonna get longer.
>>6141673
Hahaha fuck you I'll never be able to look at it the same. Good thing it looks better flipped upside down, cause that's just how I'm going to have to look at it from now on.
Here's a red riding hood illustration I won a prize with. It came with a scholarship, but I didn't go to art school.
>>6141681
If she can be geopaintanon then I hereby declare that I am Georgia O'Queef anon.
>>6141689
>"GeoPainterEmoAnon"
>>6141702
Aw come on. It's from a series of illustrations I did re-imagining fairytales and folk lore. I mostly illustrated books for it, but you can't turn in books for galleries for some reason.
>>6141676
Ahhh I can hear the squeak of the brush-tips. Pretty sweet picture anon.
>>6141701
>Georgia O'Queef
I love you. Let's be best friends.
>>6141725
Haha yeah. Sucks I didn't have enough colors to fill in the white space. I did it for a college elective. No one offered real critique when I knew so much of it was shit. The only part I really like is the demons. They're fucking badass. The rest can rot.
>>6141689
I also see a fat man curled up in a fetal position in the bottom left corner, but I'm too lazy to edit that in.
>>6141741
Nah, the angular trees are pretty neat too. Not as good as the demons, but I think if you'd had a lighter green to commit to the foliage with or something they'd have been just as rad.
>>6141731
She stole it from Kate Beaton tho.
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>>6141775
Exactly! You get it. I was sorely in need of more colors up top but I had only one green. My teacher just said that it represented how colorless life was for depressed people and all I could do was pffffft quietly to myself.
That entire class was sadly so shitty at art they blew hot air balloon amounts of hot air up my ass. Those poor souls. They honestly thought my garbage was good. Even when I turned in pure shit, they'd gauge theirs against mine during critique. I'm glad I didn't go to school for art. I wouldn't want to meet people so much better than me that I'd act like they did.
>>6141814
Iktf.
>idealistic 16-year-old wanting to do art
>my high school art classes are shit where you scribble with colored pencils like children
>transfer schools
>for-real art classes that make you spend half the class blending paint colors
>bored out of my mind
>some other kids actually have skillz
>realize that the entire time I was getting A's and compliments not because my art was good but because the original teacher and class had low standards
>mfw
>>6141814
>My teacher just said that it represented how colorless life was for depressed people
lmao. That class sounds fucking useless. Who attends a class in order to be put on a pedestal by the other students AND the teacher? How are you supposed to learn anything like that?
>>6141852
Oh shit that blows. I always tried very hard in art class during high school. That and weight lifting were my only focuses. The rest of the classes were so easy the As achieved themselves (under achiever meme). My teachers all produced their own shit. Even my middle school teacher made billboard sized pieces that he was paid thousands for. They had is doing life drawings, life paintings, modeling for each other, and the last project for AP studio I started my book project. Made twelve books and did different myths and stories in each one. Involved a lot of research and hours of work. Staying late every day and then carrying on at home until I could no longer stay awake. Books alone take hours of work. Hell, I visited the Newberry library in Chicago to see old bestiaries before starting work on my own leather bound one. I wish I could find that. I bound it in leather, made my own vellum like paper, then used a real quill to illustrate the pictures and write the descriptions (with sepia and gold ink). That was over 60 hours of work. Of course that shit isn't appreciated these days. Got only a 3 in that class because the reviewers were shit. Probably took too much time to go through every page, appreciate my paper and binding, and actually judge the illustrations. I've always been too ambitious.
Fucking ruined my dreams of being a story board artist tho. At least the rocks will always be there for me.
>>6141910
PICS
>>6141910
That was complete bullshit and you know it.
>>6141926
I can't find the vellum bestiary, but I do have a lot of my work from then.
This was practice for the red riding hood thing.
>>6141926
And this was practice for the bestiary. The real one was much more wonky with the animal designs and more detailed. I wish I knew where the fuck it was. The whale was like one of those weird fish on maps and the cockatrice was amazing. The unicorn was based on the antelope and the hippo had long legs like a horse. The manticore was fucking insane too. Really dynamic posing.
I also did a book of horror monsters that rivaled silent Hill. A monster that had its lower jaw turned into a barrel for shooting it's spit and tongue and high velocity, and arms modified to be like those arms on mobile cannons, so they had exposed bone that dug into the ground. Made the book itself look like it was coated in blood and flesh.
>>6141415
>painting with your menstrual blood
This is painfully cliche. I don't know how I managed to suppressing cringing long enough to type your (you). What's next? Tampon in a teacup?
>>6142042
Oh, and here's some pogermen because why not. Was doing a peach boy book at the time and was trying to get Japanese style line work down before attempting it with watercolor.
>tfw girl u like is a lesgenner as well
>tfw can't ask for advice
Life is hard my dudettes
>>6142003
Your designs are so retarded, just like you. I guess that's why I love you.
>tfw croagunk
>>6142108
Oh, so you like the pogermen?
And yes, I can't lie, I love making shit look retarded. It just makes me happy. Just like my taste in women, I love things that have their own unique flavor.
C'mon Anons, you must have your own art to show as well. Look at how shit mine is! You could do better!
>>6141794
>she
Triggered
>>6142137
>like pogermans
Bitch, I have a living dex in muh pokeybank with every. single. pokemon... except volcanion.
If you want retarded girlfriends, I'm here with my wireless link spread wide open for you.
>>6142137
I'm the best artist in all of lesgen.
Fite me.
U can't.
>>6142187
Oh damn. What're your favorites? I'd post more of my pogermen drawings but I've already flooded the thread. I obviously live Smeargle and Scrafty.
>>6142137
>Look at how shit mine is! You could do better!
don't be the asshole that practices seriously and then pretends it was no big deal.
>>6142210
GEN WUN
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I don't really have favorites, I luv them all in their own way. Except for durant. I have no love for durant.
Sometimes I like cute ones like Kirlia, sometimes badass ones like Mega Rayquaza, and sometimes strange ones like Klinklang. Whose french name is "Cliticlic", which makes me laugh erry time.
>>6142195
Oh wow, I'm in awe. The sheer emotion rolling off of the figures is palpable. The line work? Sublime.
I feel the energy of this work so intensely. The love radiates off of them. It's so intense I'm cumming. There's no pleasure, just a red string holding my body taut finally snapping.
It's art.
>>6141600
The thing you're describing as an ideal happened in Person of Interest.
You should watch Person of Interest.
>>6142228
Brody, I literally do this shit in my free time. I cringe at everything I've made. When I see it it's shit. Every time. I'm sorry if I didn't convey that. I'd love to see what you do.
>>6142097
You know a fellow lesgenner in meatspace?
wat
how
>>6142238
Godda lub'em all, huh.
>>6142238
Oh and dude
SCRAFTY
She practically solo'd the pokemon league for me. I love her. But it's so hard to draw!
>>6142240
Starting bidding at $80,000.
>tears up
It'll be hard to let this capstone in gay art history go for such a steal, but my vacation home in Fiji needs is going to need a thirteenth bedroom installed for my new purebred Stabyhoun.
>>6142300
That's bubble gum btw, not some strange chin. My phone is two generations behind at this point.
>>6142300
Draw me a mega rayquaza and you shall have my vagina.
>>6142323
Dude, mega rayquaza is super cool and all, but it's not my style. You like blastoise? I can do blastoise. I'm doing blastoise.
Sorry, I just like figures that I can pose well and have fun with. If I can't get them to be expressive with their pose alone I can't get into it.
>>6142366
K-kirlia....?
>>6142408
Here's the legendary birds and the earth being born according to some Japanese myth while you wait. I'm doing the blastoise. I haven't worked with India ink markers in a bit so it's kinda coming out shitty so far. I'm doing a rush job. Normally I'd take an hour to do this.
>>6142137
Wow, these are wonderful anon.
>>6142408
Aw fug it's going to take me a while to color this shit. I really fugged up squirtle. Decided to do the whole line. Here's a dragonite to hold you over. I'll post the blastoise tomorrow.
Oh, and since this is lesgen and I'm being a selfish prick by taking up all this space HOW BOUT DAT BAGINA, EH? AIN'T BOOBIES GREAT? I FUGGIN LOVE EM.
GAS CHAMBER
>>6142475
Nah you're aiight.
Vagina's good too tho.
>>6142501
How do you do, gold star nazi anon?
>>6142501
>gas chamber
That's what I call my vagina
>>6142426
Meh, I don' even wan' no steekeng blaststoise
>>6142248
Not that anon, but I have a meatspace friend I met through here. Just luck of the draw I guess? If I passed through SFO more often I'd totally attempt to befriend you!
>>6142553
Shit girl, for it to be up to my standards to post, I'd need to do a whole two pages of practice poses like that Smeargle, but worse since there are so many details.
I'm doing this out of the kindness of my heart anon. And that picture is hilarious, just so you know. I like how confident the line work is
>>6142096
>peach boy
Heyyy I've been to the area that legend originated from. Station plaza has a cool pigeon-covered statue of him and everything.
Your renditions of the monkey, dog and pheasant in the corner of that page are super cute.
>>6142597
Awe dang that's so sweet. I have that book somewhere, if you want to see it. It was one of the first books I made, so I screwed it up in some ways. Had to reinforce the pages with stiffer paper. It's a nice Japanese bound book. I forget the name of the binding type, but it's traditional. I'll find it tomorrow and post a couple pics with my finished blastoise line.
>encourage lesbian artwork, film, music literature
>get pokemon and weeb
You make me sick and I have come to regret my association with you.
>>6142679
At least I'm just shitposting Supergirl as usual.
Here, have some Supertits.
>>6142679
Sorry for being weeb trash, anon.
>>6142659
>I have that book somewhere, if you want to see it
Yes please!
>>6142248
Aren't there a bunch of Londoners who hang out together on a boat?
>>6142679
Sorry anon. I was only catering to responses. I posted a lot of shit. Maybe you just need to accept that most Anons consume instead of create?
I have nothing against that, but I too would love to see what you all create.
Anyone wrote anything in their time? Anyone drawn anything? Filmed anything? I've spilt my garbage on this thread. Surely what you have made will be just as good, if not better
>>6142735
That's probably just genocidal coreanon being tsun about weebshit as usual. I wouldn't worry about it.
Fuck it. I'm drunk and tired. You want a picture of geologist anon? You really do? Then here, you can have one.
>>6142794
I want to grab your ponytail and force your back up against that rock and do lewd things between your spread legs.
>>6142703
Aren't you supposed to be watching a movie or something?
>>6142794
I wanna call you a dyke. Then giggle and steal your rock collection. Or whatever geologist nerds carry around.
pretty sure my gf blocked my number on my birthday. hard to tell for sure though. ill give her a week to say something before i give up on her
trying to stay calm. gotta stay calm
>tfw no republican gf
why even live?
>>6143062
They quite literally look like demons.
>>6143062
It's only hot if she's also trying really hard to repress her homosexuality but she eventually gives into you and begins a path towards reluctant self-acceptance.
>>6142725
Rule Britannia
I think the only time I've ever tried drawing pokemon was actually for lesgen a couple years ago, some anon said it was their birthday and that these were their favs.
How do I get this (probably) gay girl in my class to talk to me?
I know what you're going to say,
>just go talk to her
>just bee yourself
Lets pretend, hypothetically, that making the first move myself isn't possible. Are there any other options available to me?
>>6143163
white people are scary. when I move to the US and get a white gf, I will buy her sunglasses or ask her to avoid eye contact.
Who would you rather be president? Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
>>6141689
This is cool
>>6143372
Hillary obviously because she has a vagina. It's about time we had a president with some floppy meat curtains
>>6142794
Your waist looks very hug-able from behind, but I won't stand behind you, cause you're MS Paint farting.
>>6143030
good thinking. grand romantic gestures like showing up at her office unannounced are only romantic in rom-coms. IRL, they get your restraining orders.
>>6143062
How are they so tan if it's snowing? Maybe they inhaled the chemicals from their spray tans and woke up as republicans.
>>6143165
I've read very convincing scientific studies that show that extremely homophobic men get more aroused than mildly homophobic men or not homophobic men when viewing gay porn. They measured it using a penile strain gauge. I'm not aware of a similar study being done with women, although there are methods that can measure physiological sexual responses, they are more invasive. Most studies are lacking, but what little exists show that women's sexuality is more complex, including orientation.
>>6143251
cool
>>6143292
just talk to her. relax and be yourself.
>>6143304
intimidatingly beautiful =\= scary. (the difference is subtle, but it's there)
>>6143372
I've resigned myself to vote for Shillary
Has anyone even met a girl that goes out of her way to prove how totally straight and not at all gay she is?
Calling someone a dyke seems like a less common insult. Maybe because there isn't a parallel to the "gay men are less masculine therefore less of a man" thing.
THIS JUST IN
Civil War was exactly as good as I expected it to be.
It was like a two and a half hour long orgasm.
I am now in a hype coma.
That is all.
>>6142057
>peach boy book
its a joke u dipshit
>>6141451
I'm a lesbian and dye my hair purple ;)
>>6141410
>this
How are we asking for lesbian art
I struggle to even find good lesbian porn
>>6143062
Honestly. I can't tell if it's satire anymore, and that scares me.
>>6143495
>good porn
>lesbian porn
Pick one
>>6141407
Uuuhh. Lorel haomin is bi and she's a great artist.
I let my friend give me a haircut and now I look like a Norse shieldmaiden. Should I go to a dyke bar with this haircut today? I'm kinda torn between ;___;
>>6143545
Yes.
Yes you should.
Let out your inner viking. Pillage some qts.
>>6143425
>hype coma
I like this, I think I'm gonna start using it.
I'm glad the movie lived up to your expectations
>>6143547
I don't know about the pillaging. I just want a qt and athletic femme to be my gf. Bonus if she's romantic and kinky.
>>6143545
I'm a feminine pirate, but vikings are awesome. Id gladly rape and pillage with you anon. We'll own an armada of slave ships and capture qts across the lands to sell to good little Anons. We'll have a snail on our flag with it holding swords.
I'm pretty androgynous but I'm still a massive sub... but if you looked at me you'd think differently... gah
>>6143502
>good porn
>not amateur lesbian porn
Please. Those homemade lesbian videos take me to the peak in two seconds.
>>6143759
I'd rather kidnap a princess to be my gf but I do have a fantasy about capturing a pure girl and corrupting her to become my concubine for life.
>>6143404
I wouldn't show up at her office or even try to talk to her. Her blocking me without saying me is enough said on her part
I'm more worried about my self esteem right now. I don't know if it'll ever recover. this girl was fantastic and then she blocked me for my birthday no explanation. How do I not let this fuck me up???
>>6143415
Up until recently I would be very uncomfortable with the idea of someone suspecting I am gay (though I'm still not comfortable enough to get out of the closet), now I don't care as much, I think.
I think that fear comes from the idea of suddenly being perceived as a predatory pervert that is actively trying to convert straight girls.
>Going to Japan in the summer
>Debating going to a gay bar while I'm there
Should I? I want to teach English there when I graduate in a year or two. I'm worried it'd hinder my chances/make my life harder on myself if I'm recognized.
>>6143922
Wait was bowser actually a girl this entire time?
>>6144284
The chance that you'll be recognized is so infinitesimally small that I wouldn't worry about it.
>>6144130
ghosting is a thing that you'll need to get used to when dating women. I've done it myself, shamefully. I've never full-on blocked someone though.
Usually ghosting is more gradual. You start off with a more or less equal number of calls/texts/invites coming from each person. Then, you stop initiating calls/texts/invites, but respond positively to their calls/texts/invites. Then, you continue responding to calls/texts/invites; but the calls are short, there's a huge delay when you respond to texts, and you can't go to most of the events/dates that you are invited to. Then, you stop answering calls, take days to respond to texts (as monosyllabically as possible), and never accept any invitation to meet up.
When I was ghosting, I've never blocked anyone after that last stage. I may have been blocked myself when being ghosted on, I wouldn't know, I usually stopped texting before the last stage.
If a girl were doing that to me I'd be devastated. Only if I liked her tho.
>>6145048
yeah, this was more a sudden, jarring thing
it went from "ill see you soon, gonna take you out for your birthday love" to one word response to blocked in the span of two days
>>6145048
That just screams lack of communication skills and fear of confrontation. It's cruel. Why not grow a spine and give her the talk? Tell her to her face that you had a great time, but you don't think you're compatible. You don't have to tell her your specific reasons or point out her flaws, just make it clear that you can't keep the relationship going on any more. That it's begun to negatively affect your life. That you're glad for the good times you shared together, confirming that those times were real, and they mattered.
Don't just float away leaving people confused or mad or whatever. That's some teenage level shit.
It's raining in southern California lesgen. It's my favorite kind of weather. An no one to cook for, make hot chocolate, watch Netflix, heat up blankets for, or rub their feet after a long hard day at work...
>>6145148
SU poster you dirty cretin! You should be ashamed!
>>6145213
>tfw it's raining outside
>tfw warm soup
>tfw wrapped up in a comforter watching POI while the rain patters against the windows
It's the life.
>>6145269
What I do this time
>tfw your memories of stealing your dad's sports illustrated magazines to check out the qts will now forever be tainted
Why do nice things always have to come to an end? I feel like there's people out there that purposely find great things just to ruin them for others. Rip sports illustrated you made me discover I was a lesbian but you're dead to me now
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2016/05/05/Caitlyn-Jenner-to-go-nude-for-Sports-Illustrated-cover/3381462455528/
>>6145338
I mean this in the least offensive way possible, but she sort of looks like she survived a house fire.
>>6145366
You don't have to excuse yourself if you want to shit on Caitlin jenner.
>>6145366
Jenner? Be as offensive as you like, we're not tranny-friendly here. I mean, aside from the fact that he's a fucking man, he's like 90 thousand years old. Of course he's ugly as sin. There's no reason for SI to put him on the cover of anything other than pandering bullshit.
>>6145376
Or T in general. They're all mentally ill and unattractive. Honestly it's not even that it's him that's going to be naked on the cover, even if they had some decent looking mtf on the cover sports illustrated would still be dead to me just for putting a T on it's cover. It literally appeals to nobody and I hope it blows up in their face and their sales are hit as hard as Target stocks.
>>6145269
Shit anon, what did I DO?
How'd I fug up THIS time?
Listening to the RnL OST and realize I miss this show. Fuck S2 for being so bad.
>>6145545
I never did watch s2
>>6145569
It's not worth watching anyway.
>>6145576
So I hear. Hard to bother when everyone seems to hate it.
>>6145604
This is the only good thing that happened in S2.
>>6145613
Well that's pretty gay. I'm assuming there's some stupid 'no homo' excuse for it?
>>6145640
Not really.
Honestly, S2 wasn't great, but I enjoyed it well enough.
>>6145640
>I'm assuming there's some stupid 'no homo' excuse for it?
Make up kisses. First it was Madoka making Muginami and wan kiss, then it was Muginami making Madoka and wan kiss. Wan failed in making Mugi and Madoka kiss. In later episodes they blushed when they remembered the kisses, but outside of that S2 was pretty hetero because it had more het implications than S1. Anyway, it all ended in 3P friendship.
>>6145738
The whole thing was pretty weird desu
>>6145738
Well that sounds odd.
Anime posters feel free to shoot yourselves.
>>6145726
>tfw no qt grill who's embarrassed about her body with burn scars but otherwise has a very attractive face and loveable personality.
>>6145746
>>6145754
Yeah, S2 was weird and disappointing. Wish it all had ended with Madoka and Wan getting closer to each other instead of shoving Mugi between them, but I guess it can't be helped that Madoka attracts all the hoes.
>>6143505
Cool but I'm only talking about lezzers.
Bi women are basically straight girls with a higher tendency to have alternative lifestyle haircuts.
>>6145844
Lol! I like that analogy.
>>6145868
That's not an analogy you stupid fuck. Go back to middle school.
Hot fuck that's a lot of anime.
Shit I'm sweating like a toed up whore in a love dungeon just trying to lift some weights. Dripping off my nose and shit. Just ten degrees warmer and my barney turns into a fuggin sauna. This is fuggin brutal.
What do you ladies do for exercise?
>>6145885
OH GREAT SWEATY HANDS AND PHONE POSTING EQUALS PURE HORSE SHIT
WOWEEEEEE
I'm
>>6145891
Fuck. I'm adding ten pounds to my bench press as punishment for this bs.
>>6145877
>Bi women are basically....
You're an idiot.
Go home rainbow, you're drunk.
>>6145338
>>tfw your memories of stealing your dad's sports illustrated magazines to check out the qts will now forever be tainted
Gross and objectifying tbqh. Are you even a lesbian, bro? I suspect you might be a trans.
>>6145918
It's a metaphor. Even my foggy ass brain and trembling sweaty fingers know that shit.
You silly cunt sniffer.
>>6145885
>Hot fuck that's a lot of anime.
It was four pictures sis, chill.
>>6145930
No dumb shit ass little man who is in lesgen trying to cover the fact that he dreams about sucking dick.
READ IT AGAIN. Ignorant high school wanttobe jock.
The comparison between straight girls useing examples was made.
Bitch so help me i will call your school and tell all the boys there you like dick. And you be dreaming about that shit in the weight room with all of them in there..
>>6145830
>>6145834
>Wish it all had ended with Madoka and Wan getting closer to each other instead of shoving Mugi between them
I thought I was the only person who felt like this.
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>>6142042
I dig it.
>>6142096
Nice.
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>>6142300
I'm love it. I named my Scissors Ms. Fisty. And my Scrafty is pretty good.
>>6142553
Dat face
>>6143251
So cute!!
I don't play, read or watch games, manga and anime much anymore but I do love have a soft spot for Pokemon.
Sabrina was my first crush, her and Sheik from Zelda when I was like 4.
>>Tfw I will never be able to travel around and catch Pokemon with you lovely anons.
>>Tfw I will never have sex with a really good Sabrina cosplayer.
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>>6146004
I genuinely hope that someday you're secure enough not to project your self-hatred onto others.
>>6145968
Hahaha you strange little puff. If anything, lifting has made me crave a bag on my face as I'm benching more than ever. I'd crush their puny pricks between my thighs and with my callus scarred hands.
She said bi women ARE etc etc etc. That's a metaphor.
Now how about we make that dream of mine come true. Get your skinny ass over here and "spot" me while I bench.
>>6146017
*VAG
tough a bag might be kinky.
Fuck these sweaty hands.
>>6145925
Oldest joke, str8 guy. A goldfish could come up with better.
>>6146015
I hate that you aren't living your life correctly you little shitball.
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>>6146004
Squats are done. Only did 205 3x5 since I'm gonna cycle twenty miles later. Gotta look good for the indie wrestling show tonight. Gotta try and impress those lady wrasslers.
>>6146017
To say ARE. Is to imply fact dumb ass. And wouldn't spot your ass for shit. You think i don't know your lying ass isn't in here because all that dick turns you on? Bitch why would you be on the GAY lesbian TRANSGENDER board instead of /Fit/ you in denial ass fudge packer.
>>6146038
So, uh, I haven't been here long, but I am correct in thinking that this is just some dude shitposting, right?
>>6146052
It is.
>>6146041
Oh you sweet little thing. I have my own weight set in my basement. Last time I hit the school gym was last semester. Got too awkward with those boobs shoved in my face in the changing room. You try not staring when a hot Argentinian girl is talking nonstop at you while completely topless.
The men just pissed me off cheering while I squat more than them deeper than they could ever hope to reach.
You know what though, I'll concede that it was an analogy. Now how about me and you enjoy ourselves a nice "analorgy" *winkyface winkyface*
>>6146000
>Sabrina was my first crush
Meeee tooooooo.
Or at least my main Pokemon crush.
>>6146087
Good taste anon. Cute pic.
>>6146107
>cats
There's the problem. Cats are old and busted. Goats or lesbian lizards is the certified lesgen pet of lesbians.
>>6146074
Been there done that. Not impressed.
But if you can calm down with the insults, i will to.
Mind you. You are still on the Predominantly male board pretending you aren't interested in dick.
The true question with you would be. Why are you trying to lie to a bunch of people you think you can hide from?
If you like dick you like dick. I don't see why you have this need to assert your (or lack there of) wanttobe male dominance.
This is the one place hackers won't hold it against you. Don't fuck that up for yourself
>>6146191
What if the only pet I want is a tiny turtle?
>>6146191
Goats try too hard to kill themselves and lizards require too much educated care. Besides I'm not young and hip like y'all so cats suit me just fine.
>>6146204
You're fake-S, right?
Normally S just posts utterly useless monotone comments like "that's cool" and "no way".
>>6146216
No. Its me. Just saw something.
Needed to fix it.
>>6146087
Count me number 3
>>6146250
Although I'm pretty sure we've had this convo before...
>>6146318
>H-how old are you anon?
You'll find your older lady someday anon, but it won't be me.
>>6146337
>>6146318
Ooh, brick walled.
>>6146565
>That's not why I'm asking
Oh my bad, I thought you were the anon that propositions everyone over 30.
>>6146594
That could very well be me. 25-45 pls respond. You don't know how much I need this tho anon.
>>6146627
>Nice try, trannie. Fuck off and go back to your own containment thread.
Chill out, sir. No need to stew in all that barely contained male rage. It'll give you a heart attack. Men are already at a higher risk so you should be careful. I'm just expressing an opinion. Kindly remove yourself from our hallowed space and return to jacking off in your anime maid outfit over in /mtfgen/.
Tips on getting a hot girlfriend? I'm 21 yo now. Kissless, handholdless, virgin. If I don't have a girlfriend by summer I'm killing myself.
>>6146204
That basically boiled down to dicks dicks dicks dicks. Why are you projecting so hard? I don't even get why you're so mad.
Went for a nice quick bike ride and now I'm chilling with my sister diving into the city. Why you so mad? Why you so wrapped up in dicks? Get those dicks off your back buddy. I'll buy ya a peeber.
>>6146205
Turtles are cute as fuck. I had one as a kid but my sister and her bf forgot to feed him when I went away to camp so he died.. Id love to get a tortoise some time.
>ask a girl out
>we're gonna try things out
YES
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>realise I cant remember how to date
Fuck.
Im going to be a giant ball of retarded spaghetti, arent I.
>>6146699
Actually ask out women you find attractive. Don't be afraid of them being straight, don't be afraid of rejection even if it's 98/100 times. And in the meantime while you're suffering tfwnogf, work to make yourself more attractive and successful.
>>6146718
So just throw out the hook and hope one bites? No secrets? I need the secrets to success!
>>6146746
>I need the secrets to success!
>secret to dating success
Look hot, act self-assured but not cocky, don't be an insecure beta sperg.
Dat's pretty much all, folks.
Lesgen, I need your advice.
What's the best way to tell/show a girl that you think you two would be good friends but you don't think you're a good romantic match?
I'm going on a date with this girl, and I have a feeling it won't work as a relationship. But I want to give her a chance instead of just giving up. I like her as a friend and would like to keep hanging out.
Doushio?
>>6146762
Have a car? Don't live with your parents? Because that's the opposite of what I got rn.
>>6146784
You're overthinking it. Just go into the date with zero expectations, and if you're right, tell her at the end of the date that you think you two would work best as friends.
>What's the best way to tell/show a girl that you think you two would be good friends but you don't think you're a good romantic match?
Literally just tell her directly.
hey dykes!!1!
>>6146815
Could I ask you to please phrase it for me? I'm an idiot
>>6146828
>>6146836
>>6146717
>>Have conversations.
>>Ask her questions, don't interupt, if you have something to include, then say it afterwards.
>>Don't spill your spaghetti.
>>If you feel like you're going to spill your spaghetti breath in 4-6seconds, exhale 4-6seconds slow to calm yourself
>>Be yourself.
>>Don't over think things to the point you ruin it.
>>Throw in some funny flirty lines to make her blush once in awhile but don't over do it.
>>LISTEN when she tells you something, even if she's said it 1,000 times, observe her habits and favorite foods ect and then casually invite her to eat there without saying you noticed she liked that places food.
>>I know it's hard, but always try to leave off on a positive note, making her feel happy to be around you and wanting more.
>>6146839
does anyone else find these an incredible turn on???
>>6146832
Yeah, you are.
"I like spending time with you, but I think we just mesh better as friends"
"I had a really fun time, but I think I'd like to just stay friends"
"You're a great person, but I like you more as a friend"
"We have so much in common, I think we'd be great friends but I'm not really feeling anything romantic"
"We have fun together, ____, but I don't want to eat your pussy."
There's tons of ways to say the same thing and get your message across without even putting her down in any specific way.
>>6146850
I know the theory, sorta. Putting it into practise though is something I need...uh...practise in.
>>6146784
>and now to worry that the girl I like has found her way to lesgen
>>6146907
You talk to your friends and family all the time right? You're basically doing the same thing. You're getting to know someone.
>>6146856
Please consider suicide or another board.
>>6146969
BUT WHAT IF SHE SAID THAT JUST TO STOP ME WORRYING.
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS AWFUL.
ID BETTER JUST KILL MYSELF NOW.
For real though, just be honest about it really. It's the best way to do thsoe things.
>>6147108
I'm not interested in dating her. I just want to get off to the mental image of her.
>>6146946
Awww, little bulldyke got a little angry and pissed her diapers
>only diapers
>no furry
Whoever is dumping this images has shit taste. Wake me up when the furry diaper smelly feet dump begins pls.
>>6147285
Makes me feel like such an oldfag. I remember when the utmost in cartoon pornographic deviancy was just plain old tentacle rape. Man I miss the good old days.
>>6147326
In a few years furryshit will also be pretty old.
http://youtu.be/KXaCcHxYuns
>>6147326
You were probably just blissfully ignorant.
>>6147383
I wonder how does it feels to have one of that size in your ass.
>>6146680
>return to jacking off in your anime maid outfit over in /mtfgen/.
>projecting this hard
wew lad. We need to know about what you do in your spare time, sir.
Why is tumblr here so triggered about anime posting when it's the actual trannies that love shit like Steven Universe they love to post so much? Fucking cognitive dissonance, man.
>>6147714
Both are banned. Banned. Banned.
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>>6147714
There's only one anon that really posts Steven Universe, and she's a gigantic nerd but I'm p. sure she's cis.
I don't mind anime but when it's not lesbian-related, it's boring. Same as the SU shit.
>>6147714
It's because anime is shit, anon.
I want to see 3D and not cartoons because I hunger for flesh.
>>6147747
This, tbqh
>>6147769
I know you have more than just supergirl on that computer of yours, so why not contribute?
>>6147747
>sparkly vampires
>fifty shades
Trash
>>6147787
Because nobody's hotter than Our Lord and Savior.
I'd post my porn, but blue board.
>>6147817
Well she's probably also like 16, so, you know.
Just shut off that part of your brain and enjoy it.
>>6147819
K.
>>6147827
>Well she's probably also like 16, so, you know.
Ew.
>Just shut off that part of your brain and enjoy it.
Can't. Ruined.
>>6147714
Because anime is the leading cause of dysphoria, and it's linked to autism. Autism and gender dysphoria and autism and anime are all very closely related.
>>6147734
C'mon, you must at least like something Western-friendly like Miyazaki or Kon movies or gits or 4C shit or something. Most nerds have at least a couple "anime exceptions".
So I got into a fight with my sister tonight. Apparently she found lesgen on my computer and was so disgusted she cried all night because she couldn't believe I would be so confused. She said I should just marry a man and be miserable. Because at least he can give me a kid and that baby loving me will be the greatest thing. The best thing for my life, in fact. She thought she had given me a bad example, that I didn't like men because her marriage was a disaster. I tried to explain that her marriage had nothing to do with me but we were both buzzed. And she and I were both in tears. To have someone you're close to tell you you disgust them, make them sick to their stomach, it's the reason I'm closeted.
>>6147885
Eh, screw her. Caring what straight people think about gay people is like caring about what your average 4channer thinks about neuroscience.
Just think about how, when you get a qt gf who is willing to put her mouth on your vagina and let you touch her boobies, all the angst might even seem worth it.
I wonder if she saw the diaper troll and took it seriously though. Because kek.
>>6147885
I don't get how people can be so crazy in this day and age. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? I'm sorry you had to deal with that anon.
>>6147866
Nnnnnnope. I tried Spirited Away. Was shit.
Miyazaki is the only one of those I even recognize so you're shit outta luck.
I never get why weeaboos insist I must secretly like anime. I've had way too many weebs force-feed me "the good anime" to try to get me to like it. The problem with their approach is that anime is fucking shit.
>>6147934
A qt weeb qirl wants to go down on you but she'll only do it after you watch an hour of yuri aminu as foreplay
y/n
>>6147934
>spirited away was shit
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
I DONT EVEN CARE IF IM BEING TROLLED
IM PISSED
>>6147941
N
I'm horny af but not for trash.
My cunt would be like the African savannah after an hour of weeb shit watching anyway.
>>6147944
You're not being trolled. I genuinely hated whatever the fuck that movie was. If it helps, I hated it somewhat less than most other anime I've seen.
>>6147956
how... how dare you. how DARE YOU
>>6147934
>Nnnnnnope. I tried Spirited Away. Was shit
What is wrong with you?! How could you hate that movie?
>never get why weeaboos insist I must secretly like anime.
It's because even non-weeaboo nerds usually like at least some of the more palatable anime.
>>6147946
M-maybe....maybe your crush right now likes anime. Maybe Merissa Benointment likes anime. Maybe they'll show Supergirl reading a manga in a future episode. Holy crap you'll be so triggered and I'll just *laugh*.
>>6147944
Tfw I didn't like Spirited Away because the main character was annoying.
>>6147941
>an hour of yuri aminu
Ok I'm a massive weeb but I would probably run screaming after an hour if it was sakura trick or something.
>>6147944
W-why is the Pepe Canadian?
>>6147959
>mfw weeb tears
>>6147963
I was so bored I barely even remember it. Some woo woo hurr durr spirits shit. And some thing where a boy was a dragon, I found that stupid enough to remember it and be irritated by it all over again.
>>6147966
>Merissa Benointment
I fucking laughed.
They won't show Supergirl watching animu. She's awkward, not autistic.
>>6147980
I'm so deeply disappointed. I thought you liked good things.
