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Not a joke 2016-05-05 11:24:34 Post No. 6138301
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Not a joke Anonymous 2016-05-05 11:24:34 Post No. 6138301 [Report]

I figure this is the place to ask. I'm 'straight' but I love anal play.

Problem is that I developed some pretty annoying hemorrhoids a couple years ago and ever since then I can't fucking fuck myself with my goddamn butt toys how I want to, and it's driving me nuts.

I have regular sex fairly often but I get the powerful urge for anal now and then but I can't fulfill it due to BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

So my question for you queers is this:

How the FUCK do I actually fix my broken ass so I can have anal sex again? I'm not even kidding. This might be a problem that the gays have figured out, so here I am.

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Anonymous 2016-05-05 11:28:24 Post No.6138309
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Anonymous 2016-05-05 11:28:24 Post No.6138309 [Report]

>>6138301
Hemorrhoids actually make anal better. They add sensitivity.

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Anonymous 2016-05-05 11:32:32 Post No.6138322
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Anonymous 2016-05-05 11:32:32 Post No.6138322 [Report]

>>6138309

and lubrication

from all the BLOOD

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 09:00:07 Post No.6143451
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 09:00:07 Post No.6143451 [Report]

>>6138301
>>6138301
How much time to do you spend sitting?

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 10:43:42 Post No.6143455
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 10:43:42 Post No.6143455 [Report]

touchy subject. some people have genetic predisposition to them. I'm underweight and quite active myself and have them chronically. I think getting an -ectomy would be beneficial since all other treatment would probably pale in comparison or lead to a uhh.. remission yknow. anyways, godspeed insecure OP hopefully we find rest from this torment.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 11:03:55 Post No.6143488
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 11:03:55 Post No.6143488 [Report]

>>6138301
Go to the doctor and get it sorted out jfc
why is your initial response to getting haemorrhoids not "I should go seek medical attention"
You probably don't even need surgery, you just need to get them injected/banded/cauterised.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 22:12:06 Post No.6146053
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 22:12:06 Post No.6146053 [Report]

Have you tried prep H or suppositories meant for that? Start treatment.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 22:18:14 Post No.6146085
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 22:18:14 Post No.6146085 [Report]

its yahweh telling you to stop being a homo goyim