Is it cool if I post here?
>>6122463
Were you a girl at any point in your life?
>>6122463
I'm one of you too we have to stick together in this foreign land
>>6122463
People are going to think you're in the closest when posting here. Probably because you are
die breeder scum
>>6122463
>I'm a heterosexual male
for now
>>6122463
yeah nobody really cares as long as you don't think we're some kind of freaks who should be put to death
>>6122520
>Implying you aren't
Ooh i am laffin
>>6122533
Well then date a Tboy, the testosterone knocks some sense into them but they still have a vagina and sometimes and hourglass figure if they haven't been working out
>>6122463
>heterosexual male
Ah, so you fantasize about sucking dicks huh? You can stay.
I love straight people. Some of my best friends are straight.
>>6122912
>Tried this
>straight
>>6122463
No. Chances are if you are attractive in the least you have left a string of gay and bi guys jilted and disappointed.
You have nothing to contribute to the discussion and your very existence lowers the quality of life for gay and bi men by shrinking their already Pitiful dating pool.
>>6122939
Maybe I misunderstood "tboy", I assumed it was short for tomboy
>>6122951
What the fuck are you on about?
How does discussion on a chinese image board shrink a dating pool?
>>6122951
I'd probably let a dude suck my wiener if I was drunk desu
>>6122953
Yeah, he meant transboy.
>>6122962
How enlightened and charitable of you.
No but seriously many gay guys are obsessed with dick and especially straight dick and would appreciate the treat ;)
>>6122953
Every single t on this board stands for trans
t. tboy
>>6122961
It goes beyond 4chan, my simple misguided heterosexual brethren.
Everywhere you go, there are probably gay guys who pine for your attention, your affection. And no matter how good they are, they will never be good enough, because you will never be gay.
This wouldn't be an issue on an individual basis, but when you multiply it by the thousands of straight guys there are for every handful of gays, it can lead to quite a bit of alienation.
I wouldn't expect you with your limited heterosexual grasp of these things to pick up on any of this
>>6122463
Pics or gtfo
>>6123001
>Really? Why is this I wonder. Forbidden fruit type of deal?
For me, it just so happens that almost guy friend was straight, so you are bound to be attracted to some regardless. And obviously heterosexual men are likely to be more masculine.
>>6123001
Yes, forbidden fruit perhaps. It's the appeal in getting what you're made to think you can't get.
>>6123009
Sexuality-zoned.
*tips fedora*
>>6122962
I don't get how this works. What is it that makes you okay with either a guy or a girl sucking your dick but only okay going beyond oral with a girl? Would you have anal with a girl? Would you do non-sexual romantic stuff with a guy? Not judging, just curious about your mindset.
>>6123059
>I don't get how this works. What is it that makes you okay with either a guy or a girl sucking your dick but only okay going beyond oral with a girl? Would you have anal with a girl? Would you do non-sexual romantic stuff with a guy? Not judging, just curious about your mindset.
Just closing his eyes and imaging a girl? It's still the same feeling (although probably better if a guy is doing it).
>>6123059
As a fag, I'd do stuff with a girl in the right situation. I just wouldn't think of them romantically in anyway.
Maybe it's the same for some hets?
>>6123009
That goes beyond homosexual orientation though, the same could be said for beta males about women, middle eastern men to white women, etc, etc.
>>6123011
>blue board
>>6123024
>>6123025
I see. Interesting. Who knows, maybe I'd enjoy it
>>6123059
I wouldnt be able to do nonsexual romantic things with another guy, and I don't think I could psychologically bring myself to suck a dick or fuck a dude's ass. I do however love getting my dick sucked and, while I would prefer to watch a woman do it, I know how I am when I'm drunk and I'm sure my "fuck it" sense would kick in if a guy was begging to suck me off.
>>6123112
>Who knows, maybe I'd enjoy it
Oh you most likely would.
Lots of gay guys put the same effort into sucking dick that some put into being a professional athlete. They take a strange pride in making him cum buckets, probably even more so if they knew they really had to put work in to get a straight guy off.
Women don't have the neck muscles and jaw strength to suck the cum out of a dick.
>>6123200
>Women don't have the neck muscles and jaw strength to suck the cum out of a dick.
Plus from what I've seen in straight porn they have no concept of pacing. So annoying as well with their high pitched screams.
>>6123219
Yeah, I've seen straight porn just to watch the women's technique to see if I could pick sokething up and you can tell even when they are doing a good job, they fundamentally miss out on certain things becUse they don't have dicks.
I'm gay, and I've sucked dick and had my dick sucked. I know what feels good and what doesn't from direct experience. A girl can only be coached.
That's why for much straight porn with dick sucking you end up seeing the dude just grab her head and work it, because left to her own devices she doesn't know what to do besides the basics of putting your tongue on it, lip on it, sucking on it, etc.
>>6123239
I haven't watched gay porn, but in straight porn, what they do is based on what looks good for the camera, not what actually would feel good.
>>6123219
OP here, the higher pitched the scream the better. God damn that gets my juices flowing (as long as it's not obviously fake)
However I will admit it takes a fair bit of coaching to get them to suck a dick properly.. but the aesthetic of a girl with her face and mouth all over my dick is too good.
>>6123250
Sure but there's a lot of amateur porn of people just recording themselves having sex, and you see much of the same.
A girl just looks out of her element sucking dick.
>>6123264
Okay... honestly, a girl looks out of her element sucking dick? As if a guy looks any better. Oral sex is not exactly a natural act regardless of who is doing it.
>>6122463
>straight
You do realise that this board is enchanted by a fairy and it does not show itself to straight people?
The very fact that you can see this board means you're not straight.
>>6123281
Oral sex is legally considered sodomy, I think.
>>6123321
Well, if we want to get ultra technical anything other than dick in vag is "sodomy"
>>6123281
No, no, there is a proper way to suck a dick off.
You sound like a straight guy, and so your primative understanding of dick sucking is discredited.
There are ways of applying pressure, texture, rythym, and stimulation to make a dick very happy. And there are plenty of ways to do it wrong.
>>6123369
I wasn't disagreeing, there are proper ways to give head, however saying that a girl just looks out of her element sucking dick is a little retarded.
There are chicks good at head and dudes good at head, there are dudes bad at head and chicks bad at head. It was more the fact that saying she looks out of her element was funny, general, and a little retarded.
>>6123396
Well, I'm sorry your illiterate brain interpreted my words that way.
I simply meant the typical girl doesn't know what she's doing when she sucks dick, and what are you when you don't know what you're doing? Out of your element.
>>6123417
You're not very nice.
The only people who conform to my male ideal of how a woman should act are other men
>>6123428
No, I'm not.
I was jilted by a straight guy who was nh first love when I was a teen, and have been out for blood ever since :p
>>6123475
I hope that you find a way to be happy.
>>6123475
Get well soon.
>>6123281
>Oral sex is not exactly a natural act regardless of who is doing it.
Plenty of animals have oral sex.
Even some spiders have been recorded performing oral sex.
>>6123519
Alright well don't over analyze it, you know what I meant.
So OP how did you stumble upon /lgbt/?
>>6123519
>Oral sex is not exactly a natural act regardless of who is doing it.
But its best when it is from a guy!
- Sincerely Bisexual Masterrace
>>6123544
He thought of cock and felt the need to come here.
>>6123502
Thanks, but I doubt the likes of you will play any part in it.
>>6122463
I bet Saika sent you :3
>>6123567
It's nice to have a little doubt
>>6123519
Why the hell would anyone want a spider to suck their dick? It wouldn't even feel good.
>>6123591
lmao
>>6123573
Is it?
Doubt in what, that the next guy I develop feelings for will turn out straight? It's happened to me probably a dozen times. A dozen.
How many times have you fallen for a lesbian? Statistically in your lifetime maybe once. I'm not even a quarter a century old and it has happened to me constantly.
Doubt that I will ever be considered normal in this hetero-centric society? I have plenty doubt there.
Doubt about whether or not I should want to move to another part of the country whether I will be persecuted by religious psychotics? Plenty of doubt there.
I don't think there is much you heterosexuals can do besides ignore us if we're lucky. I mean it when I say your passive existence reduces my quality of life. Not you as an individual, but you as a brand, an aggregate, a trend that will always be trendy and which I can never escape.
>>6123567
Maybe, perhaps the likes of me wont play into it. But being bitter won't change anything either, and telling your story for pity points can't solve anything either.
>>6123613
Are you the cure to gayness? You must be stopped.
>>6122463
Dick picks or GTFO!
[spoiler]Treating you the same way any other faggot that feels they need to announce shit like this on an anonymous site. On a serious note, DICK PICS OR GTFO[/spoiler]
>>6123544
Saw a /lgbt/ meme on another board, came here out of boredom
>>6123571
Not really into anime m8
>>6123613
I'm sorry about your shitty luck homie but the world does not revolve around you and you can't blame straights exclusively for your problems. Young people in general don't know what they are looking for sexwise and relationship wise and that's why so few pan out the way they're planned in the beginning, be it a straight relationship, gay, or otherwise.
You're obviously more mature than the average person your age and you've been engaging in relationships with people far less mature than you; that's neither of your faults, you're just dating someone who hasn't matured as much as you have at the beginning and by the time they catch up to you they have changed completely.
There's someone out there for you bro, just be patient.
>>6123618
I'm not bitter, I'm just fed up with straights who think they have any understanding or perspective on lgbt issues and who get all preachy about how I should conceive of them and their relation to my, or the gay, experience.
I know full well what your presence means for me and what you have to bring to the table: nothing.
The fact you don't care to hear my story, or the story of any lgbt for that matter, and assume I'm fishing for "pity points" rather than relating actual sources of emotional turmoil related to growing up in a heterosexist society, proves the cluelessness and presumption heterosexuals typically have for "lesser sexualities."
At the end of the day, you think you're better than me because you like pussy, and can have all the benefits of normalcy associated with that simple fact. What fool responds to being told he is inferior with kindness and politeness?
You have no understanding what it is like to have to reject a whole bunch of cultural conditioning and hostile mentality because of your sexuality.
Maybe I'm giving you a tiny dose of it, but i'm practically giving you a massage prepared to what many gay people went through growing up.
>>6123613
awww. ya just gotta keep your pecker up bud.
>>6123613
But it is just so fun to play with your emotions
- Yours Truly, Bisex masterrace
>>6123697
Yass syphilis master race. Slay them.
>>6123691
I don't feel any better than another, and I have never claimed to know what another is going through.
You don't know what it's like to be me, I don't know know what it's like to be you. How could I? and how could you?
At no point have I given any indication towards any leaning. If you would like to have a conducive and open diologue with a complete stranger like me, if it would help, then lets.
Perhaps I was rash, but you yourself were a little sharp as well.
>>6123714
I guess you are right. I'm a bit touchy.
But don't you see, the fact is, it's natural for me to think the way I did based on my experience.
So even if I don't know any details about you, it is sort of valid for me to make inferences about your attitude toward me based on the sole fact of your sexual orientation, even if that is just a small slice of who you are.
When you are made to feel like an outsider for being who you are (as I was for being gay until fairly recently) it tends to sour your view of people just a tiny bit.
Like, I'm sure despite what you just said, you probably still take a sigh of relief and say to yourself, "thank God I'm not gay. Look at how much of a nutter this guy is because of it."
>>6123707
I just don't think it is fair that some people go their entire life without gay sex because they're afraid they're gonna get into troubles. Call it evening the odds out, now you can get the aids you need everywhere. Sharing is caring, straight-cucks!
- Sincerely Bisex Masterrace
>>6123732
You're still assuming I'm straight.
And, whether you believe me or not, and regardless of how this may sound, I do wish that what ever happened to you did not.
I, also, have never said "thank god I'm not gay."
Let us continue though, this is pleasant.
>>6123613
>Doubt in what, that the next guy I develop feelings for will turn out straight? It's happened to me probably a dozen times. A dozen.
Cry harder desu pham.
Your on 4chan. Unrequited love is par for the course. Not being wanted because you're a man is no worse than not being wanted because you're Boring/Ugly/Autistic/Shy/Poor/Whatever. I actually think you have it easier. If I was gay I would have a lot more fulfilling sex life because I get hit on by gays frequently. I literally never get hit on by women. Women are harder than men.
There are plenty of problems gay people have that straight people don't but it's not like straight people get to live happy lives. Nobody does.
>>6123749
jokes on, biscum. I don't have sex
t. asexual
>>6123757
>I literally never get hit on by women.
that is just because you don't have bisexual superpowers, you've gotta practise for girls man!
>>6123763
I don't understand, what do you mean?
>>6122912
Tomboys are unfaithful? I thought they weren't much of a demand
>>6123776
High test is correlated to high permiscuity, not always, but frequently
>>6123732
No one feels sorry for you though. People go through shit. People survive and learn from it. And they do it without developing a repelling personality that would make others like them less. There are other, more productive ways of going about it than a neurotic outlook.
>>6123799
Ah, very good.
>>6123763
Well, I ain't even mad phamalan.
That is like me saying
>I can beat you at angry birds and plants vs zombies
And you going
>Oh yeah, well I only read books!
>>6123749
I have nothing more to say besides things that stem from anger and resentment.
I appreciate your sympathy though, anon.
It's just, for example, straights don't think of themselves as an identity. This allows some straights, in the name of straightness, to snuff out the will to live in gays, without the rest of them having to claim responsibility for this abuse of sexual politics.
And it is easy to learn to hate that which you wish you could love, but cannot love because you don't fit in.
I have plenty straight friends, but I'll never be "one of the guys" simply because I'm gay in a straight man's world. I missed out on some of my best years because of that, and it doesn't sit well with me.
>>6123798
I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me bitch. What good will that do? I just want to chew out straight guys ears until they leave this board.
>>6123815
Have fun.
>>6123815
Well I feel sorry for you anyway. Now what
>>6123806
Well, it's all a matter of perspective my man, if you get to hung up on words, definitions, cultures, and societal influences, you'll swamp yourself in mire.
And who says you'll never be "one of the guys", so what, you love men. Love and passion is something that we all share and understand. There's nothing there that would restrict you from feeling included except one's self.
You say straights don't think of themselves as an identity? What does that ultimately mean, do gays think of themselves as all the same identity? I doubt it, such general groups and sweeping definitions are bound to fail. A gay group is just as likely to ostracize you as a straight group if you're not the "right" kind of gay or straight.
>>6123804
Well, that's not how it is IRL. I must be attractive some sort of attractive or something because I get hit on by both genders and they get touchy as hell when I'm not receptive.
>>6123770
>that is just because you don't have bisexual superpowers
That's true my lad, I actually wish I was bisexual. I feel like I'm missing out and my lack of desire for men is a form of intellectual cowardice stemming from my inherently spooked upbringing. Bisexuals literally are the Ubermensch when it comes to sexuality. I get that you're memeing but I think it's true.
>tfw I will never be a sexual connoiseur
>>6123859
>And who says you'll never be "one of the guys",
Thats just how the cookie crumbles. Say youre hanging out with a group of bros and a girl with a nice rack comes ambling by. You might share a bit of camaraderie over the event, maybe even comment about it and developing a sense of belonging out of your mutual attractions.
Now suppose I'm there, and a guy with nice calves and a beefy ass comes walking by.
Do any of those bros want to hear me go on about this man's hairy calves? Or comment on how dank his ass is?
No. I will have to sit there and keep it to myself.
With my gay or lgbt friends, we might have that bit of comraderie, but I don't have anything else in common with them.
>
You say straights don't think of themselves as an identity? What does that ultimately mean, do gays think of themselves as all the same identity? I doubt it, such general groups and sweeping definitions are bound to fail. A gay group is just as likely to ostracize you as a straight group if you're not the "right" kind of gay or straight.
Here you're not getting it. It's not that gays think of themselves as part of a cohesive identity group, its that political and social forces force that recognition on themselves. There are plenty of gay men I could strangle, even if they are nominally my loose political and social kin.
Straight guys, or straight guys and girls together, don't see themselves as a political entity whose pleasures and needs influence society and its messages. They are excused from that, because that recognition is not forced on them by a system which doesn't have their best interests at heart.
>>6123858
Don't feel sorry for me, I get as much ass as I want and could get my dick sucked in 30 seconds if I logged onto grindr.
I'm still mad that mostly all the guys I've ever felt a true bond with turned out straight.
>>6123928
Good for you.
>>6122463
I'm also a heterosexual, but I'm mexican.
Is it cool if I also post here?
>>6123919
I call bullshit here. I don't believe you.
>>6123955
What's so hard to believe? This is from experience.
The only way you wouldn't believe me is if you are straight, and exhibit the characteristic cluelessness of your species.
>>6122463
>Is it cool if I post here?
I would say probably not according to a small minority on /lgbt/ and the janitors. Almost consistently "straight" threads get deleted because someone gets offended and reports it and a janitor deletes it.
>>6123919
I said such sweeping generalizations are bound to fail, we agree here, but maybe I'm being too vague in my word choice.
"No. I will have to sit there and keep it to myself."
There's more to being amongst brotherly friends than calling out attractive women, if that's all your friends do, or that's all you think your friends do that's shallow and a pity.
"...by a system which doesn't have their best interests at heart."
In the west the system has no one's interests at heart, you are entitled to be protected by the law, but you are not entitled to happiness.
If you feel anxiety over not conforming to a norm, if you internalize and beat yourself up mentally, believing that you're not good enough, or "im weird, a freak. Wrong, won't fit in."
Everyone does that, and the "system" isn't for anyone and it offers no legitimate whole safety for anyone. In this day and age I think it's a great shame that people have come up with internalized beliefs in terms of systemic bullshit.
>>6123940
Trumpfags (and I mean actual fags) will try to get you to build a wall
>>6123971
nah, you're so bitter in your posting, I find it really hard to believe you've got straight bros that you hang out with. I actually find it hard to believe *anyone* wants to hang out with you tbhfam.
>>6123971
"The only way you wouldn't believe me is if you are straight, and exhibit the characteristic cluelessness of your species."
There is no need for that, if you are a man, act like a fucking man. If you want to allow yourself to perpetuate weakness and anger and despair go ahead, if you want to demonize a whole group go ahead, if you want to sit and wallow in your despair go ahead, and if you elect to perpetuate a state of self imposed ignorance, go ahead.
>>6124029
Good luck with that. I only know how to operate a lab and a squat rack, not how to brick shit.
>>6124004
Well, it's not so much a system as it is aggregates of uncoordinated behavior that add up to have systemic effects.
There is no conspiracy for straight people to be first everywhere and always, but that just how it is out of the sheer statistics of the situation, combined with media catering to the majority.
Let me ask you, do you have any experience being a sexual or gender minority in a heteronormative world?
I strongly doubt that you do, otherwise you wouldn't be spouting this drivel.
I know that my capacity to bond and socialize is greatly limited by the forces I describe. They aren't abstract for me, and it's not in my head either.
Why do you think the dozens of gay guys in major league sports remain closeted? In the NFL, NBA, etc. It's because they would be committing career suicide, like Michael Sam did.
Or how about the gay people who have to tell their work they can't relocate to another area, because homosexuality is outlawed? I would dread being sent to a place like Russia for work.
You can pretend like what I'm saying isn't real, but that's because it isn't real for you. You lucked out.
>>6124048
you make meth for the mexican drug cartels, don't you
encoxada http://anonvoyeur.com
>>6124032
Is is that hard to believe I might act differently in the presence of my friends than on 4Chan, which brings out the worst in people?
>>6124064
n-no, I swear. I'm just a biologist that studies dna
>>6124079
Nope, that's plausible.
Not the people you replied to.
>>6124061
Let me ask you, do you have any experience being a sexual or gender minority in a heteronormative world?
So what you're saying is that "my form of oppression is worse than yours, and it's backed up by the fact that the world is heteronormative"
That is drivel.
I don't pretend like what you're saying isn't real. But don't you dare say that because someone else's reality isn't my own that I can't understand nor emphasize.
The grass is always greener.
>>6124112
Still, you dodge the question, and since we aren't talking about oppression in general but very specific issues tied to a specific minority, whether or not you have actual experience in that domain is appropriate.
Apples to oranges.
>>6124123
I choose not to answer the question because it is a loaded question, and logical trap which gets no where.
If I say no, you are vindicated in your assumptions and everything I have said in earnest is blown away as drivel spouted by a "straight" person.
>>6123919
>Thats just how the cookie crumbles. Say youre hanging out with a group of bros and a girl with a nice rack comes ambling by. You might share a bit of camaraderie over the event, maybe even comment about it and developing a sense of belonging out of your mutual attractions.
I think you're really wrong. My gay friends are not seen as any less "part of the gang". That camaraderie is a tiny aspect of friendship. I don't engage in it because I'm awkward and it makes me uncomfortable. It doesn't make me any less "part of the gang" though.
>Do any of those bros want to hear me go on about this man's hairy calves? Or comment on how dank his ass is?
My gay friends do, and we don't hold it against them. It's banter same as always.
>its that political and social forces force that recognition on themselves.
despook yourself
> They are excused from that, because that recognition is not forced on them by a system which doesn't have their best interests at heart.
Fair enough but that system doesn't have to have any bearing on you or your friendships. I'd wager that it's you who is painting yourself in this corner and that there is a good chance that your straight friends don't see you as any less "part of the gang"
>>6123928
>I'm still mad that mostly all the guys I've ever felt a true bond with turned out straight.
Likewise, non of the girls I've felt strongly about will ever feel anything more than friendship towards me. This is true for most human beings, a select few will find happiness with the ones they love. The rest will repress their feelings and settle for unhappiness. I've tried to sublate my unrequited love into creative pursuits with varying levels of success.
The fact that you can have one-night stands easily is already a boon most straight people don't have. I know they are unfulfilling but the feeling of worthlessness is probably worse.
>>6124123
oh my angsty child, like Dan Savage says, "it gets better."
>>6124153
Only if you want to make it better.
He seems content being bitter within.
>>6124179
Oh yes, it's all my fault, I'm sure.
Everyone who was ever an asshole to me for being gay is alright, but I don't have a right to be a little miffed about it?
>>6124179
So he does. Tell me, others who may have been following my conversation,
>>6124144
>>6124112
>>6124004
>>6123859
>>6123714
>>6123618
>>6123396
All this stemmed from a simple misunderstanding.
Am I in the wrong? Am I an idiot? I would say "fag" but that would be a bit bad taste on this board and is more reserved for b.
But seriously.
>>6124179
He also sounds very young. Maybe he will mature and learn to not be so self indulgent in his pity parties. Either way it's all on him: he can choose to be happy or be miserable.
>>6124144
If you say no, maybe then it would help me to get through to you, and have your realize that your blind spots on this topic are big. Maybe then instead of preaching down to me and telling me I'm wrong, you could understand where I'm coming from.
>>6124207
No, I'm the gay guy you've been arguing with.
I'm being harsh on you out of a displaced need for vindication for childhood and adolescent traumas relating to these topics. That's how it works.
>>6124227
Can I ask you: why are you interested in gay issues to begin with? If you aren't gay or bi yourself.
>>6124221
The truth is you can change how you feel, your vindication will not come from here, or any other forum. Your traumas, as genuine as they may be, I hope you realize where you are.
Honesty, openess, they are weakness, you have said many a thing I or others could rip you apart with. But I haven't and won't.
>>6124233
At the moment, I am interested in you. I haven't said that I wasn't gay, and I haven't said I wasn't bi. If I were to explain my, convoluted bullshit definition of my own personal sexuality it would invite eyerolls and I wouldnt blame them.
>>6124200
No one thinks everyone that was an asshole to you is okay. They don't matter. But you give them importance, it seems.
You seem fine being angry. Like you want to hold on to it. Which is your choice dude.
>>6124249
>you have said many a thing I or others could rip you apart with. But I haven't and won't.
Do you think I give a fuck? People being mean to me is nothing new. Fuck the whole pack of them.
And what's so interesting about me when I'm being a fire-breathing bitch?
>>6124253
>You seem fine being angry. Like you want to hold on to it. Which is your choice dude.
More than fine. I embrace it. It's about time I went on the offensive. If I can make the people who put me down run away from me as fast as possible, all the better.
When I'm angry I don't feel like the helpless little gay boy I once was. So fuck you ; -)
>>6124272
Maybe you genuinely do not care. But I know I care when I post things, I know how things make me feel when others do them to me, I believe in being civil in this world of barbarism.
What's so interesting about you? I find you interesting, not much more reason to it than that.
>>6124272
What I find more interesting is decidedly jaded lack of interest outside of yourself.
>>6124278
Fuck you too, boo. : )
>>6124289
That's sweet of you. You're too good for this world. :p
>>6124278
>If I can make the people who put me down run away from me as fast as possible
You aren't hurting them you're hurting yourself. Seriously this entire thread is full of people telling you there's nothing wrong with you and you're fighting us every step of the way.
>>6124315
I appreciate you saying so.
>>6124324
How can I get REVENGE though?
>>6124347
Do better than them. For yourself.
Best revenge.
>>6124355
I guess ;_;
>>6124381
So my friend, are you still there.
>>6124470
Kinda
>>6124511
Lets talk then, waste away the thread.
>>6124532
I don't have much more to say. I've shot my wad lol.
>decide to 'try gay'
>post dick pics on grindr
>recruit longhaired hipster art student boy
>invite him over
>dose viagra and oxycodone
>he sucks my dick
>aroused by the drugs, the viagra, the situation, my own cock
>kiss him
>repulsed by stubble
>his asshole
>gross and unappealing, pussy is 100x better
>his dick
>subpar and unappealing, pussy is 100x better
>say goodbye
I am now confirmed for straight and completely comfortable with the experience in hindsight. It really is the height of privilege to be able to explore my sexuality without giving a fuck. I feel bad for repressos.
>>6124541
Doesn't necessarily have to be about sexuality, what kind of shows do you like?
>>6124569
Haha, well...I don't watch much tv.
House of Cards, GOT, Mr. Robot, and a few others is all I care to watch.
I'm more curious about you at this moment, kindly stranger.
>>6124580
Well, ask away.
I love House of cards, got, I want to watch mr robot, but haven't gotten around to it cause I'm lazy as shit.
>>6124602
Are you male or female or what? What country are you from?
>>6124614
I'm Canadian, and male
>>6124633
Oh neat. I've always thought about visiting Canada.
I'm American.
What part of Canada?
>>6124671
The boring ass suburbs of Ottawa, Ontario, the capital.
>>6124671
Where in the states are you from?
>>6124679
Oh I see.
Do you like it?
>>6124698
New England.
>>6124746
I suppose, the whole dual languages thing the proximity of Quebec, and the fact it's the capital means there is a lot of obnoxious French speakers. I only speak English so it's kinda annoying sometimes.
>>6124768
Nice place, my favourite state name.
>>6124783
Haha, it's cute that you think it's a state.
It's actually a collection of states.
>>6124783
What do you look like? Could you describe yourself?
>>6124793
Wow I am retarded, I always thought it was like nestled in between like New York and something else... damn. Well I feel like a real idiot, but still, favourite name of the Americas.
>>6124803
Well, I don't know where to begin? I'm a monarchist, as much good as that does me, uh, nationalistic certainly. I like anime, I cosplay, I like reading, nice clothing, uh, my eye colour is constantly changing but usually it revolves around blue, I'm pale as shit. I don't know lol. No one's really asked me that before.
Would a picture help?
>>6124803
I'm not that tall, I have terrible blackheads too, uh, slim I suppose. My hair was once like ultra blonde but has turned brownish as I've gotten older, although now I dye and bleach the shit out of it.
>>6124846
Yes pic plssss
>>6124870
Sorry for the wait, uh yeah I don't know if this is any good though.
>>6124956
Haha you look like you could be cute.
>>6124956
Here, hmu if you want. I like pen pals etc. I'm actually kind of a cool guy.
[email protected]
>>6125025
Thanks, I really hate my hair right now cause my gals at the salon sorta botched my colour, and it went bluish.
>>6125045
Do you have skype?
>>6125292
Yeah but I don't want to put my handle on here. Maybe i could email you it.
>>6122533
>naked girls give me woodies like no other
/r9k/ pls go. Your spaghetti gave me ass cancer.
>>6123962
maldita lisiada, ni en 4chan me deja postear
>>6123544
Not OP, but I like being in places where I am not the norm in order to experience different points of view
That's why I like going to /pol/ despite not being a neo-nazi, for example
>>6126262
>being attracted to girls makes someone /r9k/
