Cis Lesbian General: Healthy parental relationships edition
They say that your relationship with your parents is an indicator of how you'll treat your girlfriend. How is your relationship with your parents? Are they aware they raised a vagina licker? Have they met any of your girlfriends? How are those mommy issues?
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The step-child:
>>6105493
LESBIANS ON THE FRONT PAGE
>>6113433
I want to be annoyed at unnecessary thread proliferation, but hockey lesbians instantly tame my mild Canadian anger.
>>6113448
I couldn't allow such an affront to my pride, anon. I had to do something. Not just for me, but for my people! I feel we deserve a nice thread.
>mfw I find a Red K fic
>mfw it's rated T
>mfw they wrote a lesbian Red K fic that has no sex
>>6113514
I have no idea what you're talking about. If you weren't moderately attractive I would call you a nerd.
>>6113532
I'm definitely a nerd.
Red kryptonite makes Supergirl go crazy and sort of evil and lose all her inhibitions. So it's quite a waste to have a Red K fic with no hot evil alien sex, you see.
>moderately attractive
Girl. Please.
>>6113542
Do you consider yourself above average?
>>6113559
Come to California and find out just how moderate it is.
>>6113433
>canadians??.jpg
Are these actually Canadians? Do they call shoes "shaws"?
>>6113746
I'm so glad someone read my post! But my sources say yes. These are the most canadian lesbians available.
>>6113601
I'm not dressing up as your waifu and sitting on your face.
>>6113796
Shut it down, dealbreaker.
>>6113809
Based on the number of people you proposition for this task, you're bound to hook one someday.
>>6113796
I want to know what this "shaws" version of shoes sounds like. Perhaps if I buy Beavertails for enough Canadian lesbians one will tell me.
>>6113827
I know, isn't it wonderful? I'll get my Supergirl-themed cunnilingus marathons yet.
>>6113833
http://www.macleans.ca/society/life/in-the-midst-of-the-canadian-vowel-shift/
>>6113601
I want to be your platonic roommate Supergirl anon. I'm short, grumpy, sexless and slightly ethnic, us sharing a flat would make for a terrible but inexplicably popular sitcom.
>>6113848
So just like Kelly says shoes? I thought it would be more exotic somehow.
>>6113857
Oh, you don't wanna be my roommate. I don't do so well with roommates.
>>6113963
D-do you eat them?
>>6113990
One day you'll wake up, made into her waifu.
>>6113424
What are mommy issues exactly ?
>>6113990
>>6114021
I dress them up like my waifu and fuck them into submission.
Nah, I just don't handle people being in my space well. Too introverted. I just slowly go nuts if I'm forced into close quarters with people.
>>6114146
B-but what if I stay in my room at all times and we communicate primarily via the internet? I think that'd be a sufficiently tired running joke for the sitcom.
>>6114281
That's how I lived with two friends in college. It worked out pretty well.
>>6114303
Introverts as roommates, works surprisingly well.
>>6114404
And not being particularly close friends. If you really like someone, never live with them. They tried to fuck me over when it came to getting the deposit back.
>>6113834
One day, you're just gonna end up with the entire population of lesgen turning up at your door, all dressed like supergirl.
Even the male trolls.
>>6114281
Nah, son. I can't even have people in the same lockable area. I just know they're there.
>>6114418
Man, I was 1000% on board until you added crossdressing men.
God damnit, now I need a Supergirl orgy.
>>6114442
Better start tongue exercises.
>>6114457
>tongue exercises
>posts Carter
You tryna kill me right now?
>>6114465
She's still my best sci-faifu.
Forever and always.
>>6114473
She was my waifu back in the day.
She's just so... chilled out and badass and smart. I'm all about it.
>>6114494
Exactly!
I need to rewatch SG-1, it's been way too long
>>6114505
Same! It's been at least a year for me and it's such a glorious, healthy, ten amazing seasons.
>>6114513
Yeah, i've not watched it all the way through in a few years now.
I'm gonna have to fix that shit, soon.
>>6114517
Watch the original film, then watch SG-1.
Then if you like that, you can start Atlantis as well, which begins at like... Season 8 I think, of SG-1. There's also a couple of SG-1 films.
Then if you love both of them and want something totally fucking different that has very little in common with them, watch Stargate Universe.
>>6114517
SG1. It's the start of the TV continuity and by FAR the best. Atlantis isn't terrible, but it's not in the same league.
>>6114522
SGU is garbage. Couldn't even finish that shit.
And the movie IS the start of continuity, but it also sucks. So be forewarned, anon, watching the movie first is great, but don't judge the quality of SG1 on it.
>>6114522
I've never managed to get past the episodes with Sora in season 1 of SGA. I was pretty crushed when I found out she never comes back.
>>6114533
The movie is awesome! What the fuck are you on about?
>>6114533
Yeah i couldnt get on board with universe.
They just seemed to forget they had a stargate half the damn time.
If I wanted Voyager with sex, I'd read Voyager fanfic.
And hey, I quite liked the film. Its not even CLOSE to as good as SG-1, but its fun!
>>6114567
A lot of SG-1's run has Egyptian bad guys actually.
Theyre fabulous, in both senses of the term.
>>6114583
I really liked when they started bringing in other cultures too, like the other system lords more than the asgard.
>How is your relationship with your parents?
Bretty good
>Are they aware they raised a vagina licker?
Not yet. I mean, they might suspect, but I really doubt it.
>Have they met any of your girlfriends?
Single kissless birgin and not ashamed (except for maybe the kissless part)
>How are those mommy issues?
Non existent. I did have daddy issues growing up but now we're cooler than ever
>>6114567
SG-1 is one of those shows that just had some really good writers and freedom to make chapters about whatever. Just like x-files, on the long run the stand alone episodes are more creative and fun than the "plot" ones.
>>6116325
Every lesbian has mommy issues no exceptions.
>>6114442
>Nah, son
Damn, another dream shot down.
Any fellow lesbian want my Overwatch beta key?
>Open Beta Early Access keys for you and a friend
I have no friends.
>>6116715
Ok anon I'll be your friend, but what is it? Is it for a website to open something or shopping?
>>6116715
I'm kinda curious about it but I know I won't get around to playing until the actual release anyways.
>>6116733
>Is it for a website to open something or shopping?
This is what I get for trying to morph this into a lesbian normie forum.
>>6116766
I'm actually pretty excited that it falls on a day I won't have to do much.
>>6116780
I'm shit at games so I can't get that hype about ones that rely on being remotely competent.
>>6116733
>Is it for a website to open something or shopping?
What a fucking normie
>>6113424
Pretty good. Good with both parents, especially spoiled by my dad.
They know about all this gayness shit but are ok with it. Mom more so than dad but both love me too much to hold it against me if they have any issues.
>>6113424
is it possible I could get a gf who is okay with me being closeted? I don't want anyone to know I'm gay and I don't want my relationships to women being anyone's business but my own.
>>6117061
I'm sure if you found a girl and explained it to her it wouldn't be a huge deal.
My family is pretty homophobic although the close relatives know I'm gay. If I date a girl she wouldn't be meeting 90% of my family or parents. Which is unfortunate, but necessary.
>>6117147
>My family is pretty homophobic although the close relatives know I'm gay. If I date a girl she wouldn't be meeting 90% of my family or parents. Which is unfortunate, but necessary.
I'm in the same shit m8. Can't tell parents and all of my relatives. I can only tell my sister and close friends.
>>6113424
Me and dad are great. I don't think that he like's that I'm les, but he's cool with it. Just introduced him to my gf a few weeks ago and he was really good.
Me and mom though, not so much. They divorced when I was 9, told her I wanted her out of my life at 14, didn't talk to her again till 19. I don't hate her anymore, but have no desire to speak to her.
tfw I'll never be carried off into the sunset by Gwendoline Christie
>>6117390
Gwendoline Christie is so fucking hot; I want her to destroy me
/les gen/ i want your input, is it a good idea to do a public gay as fuck /fit/ progress blog?
I'm skinny fat so the blog would be my progress from loser girlfriendless uggo into happy good looking fit girl. Pic related my thinspo goals
I'm afraid if I do this, I'll attract creepy male stalkers or weird transbians who will screech full tumblr at me.
>>6117463
actually, this is a better version of my /fit/ body goals
>>6117463
So why do it? What do you gain from sharing your personal life with strangers? To me that says you aren't doing it for yourself and actually want the attention. The problem is you can't filter the type of attention you get when you make something public like that.
>>6117505
you want to be anorexic?
>>6117505
this is the PERFECT body
>>6113424
I have a great relationship with my dad. When it's just us we're super chill, only issue is my step mum cause she's an over controlling bitch. Even so, dad and I are tight. He's fine with me being les.
Mum's a bit more complicated. On the surface we've got a good thing going, but deeper down I have some serious resentment issues because she abused me when I was young and thinks I don't remember. She also doesn't like me being les, not that she's said anything outright but I can tell.
>>6117463
on tumblr blog?
Nah you'll attract other girls trying to get fit and if you reblog lewd lesbian gifs maybe some porn blogs. Also maybe lesbians.
Either way what's it matter who follows you? It's not like they have an input.
There's less transbians on tumblr than 4chan easy. More ftms there though.
>>6117668
yeah... tumblr blog. I see a lot of /fit/ gay guys doing it and they look like they're having a shit ton of fun.
Also, hopefully I could attract a qt gf through my eventual final stage evolution of being a hot and slim girl with fine sex cuts.
>>6117680
Yeah I imagine you'll have a decent time at that.
I've met a few lesbians with fitness blogs. More bisluts than anything else. I'm kinda friends with a black lesbian that used to have a fitness blog. Like we pm'd some and still kinda do and joke but it's like lowkey flirting shit that nothing will come of cause she's in goddamn upstate somewhere.
>>6117710
>More bisluts than anything else
ain't that the truth for literally everything
i'm not holding up much hope for a gf outta tumblr. But at least if I look good and feel good, I'll have a better chance of scoring a girl offline.
>>6117759
Not too crazy about the tats, but that is a cute little belly.
>>6117803
>Apparently the lesbian community is full of abuse which gives low self esteem and leads to obesity and other things.
i think that's true but the low self esteem and obesity are separate issues (that are just as important) rather than cause and correlation. The low self esteem issues coming from being obese.
Which is why there is no way in hell I'm going to let myself be a statistic and find a gf who is also not a self blaming victim and works to git gud.
>>6117822
Someone else mentioned it in another thread so I googled it and it turns out there is quite a lot of research about it. Makes me want to turn bi for a nice body.
>>6117862
>Makes me want to turn bi for a nice body.
huh? You are a .... ???
>>6117803
In america the obesity is high for everyone. And the click bait article is shit. It's female bisexuals that have the highest reported domestic abuse.
>>6117862
Stop pretending to be a lesbian. Do your role play on /tg/. This is a female thread only k thx.
>>6117874
It's a male. Ignore him. No more replying to bait.
>>6117822
>The low self esteem issues coming from being obese.
Eh, I had better self esteem when I was obese. I lost a bunch of weight and hate myself more than ever.
Go away this is cervix thread only gonna cleanse with /fit/bians don't push me
>>6118033
push
>>6117886
if it's that easy for you to be bi, then you were probably bisexual from the start.
>>6118120
Do not discuss this. Do not.
>>6113424
>How is your relationship with your parents?
Close to mom. I actually just got back home from spending the day with her - we ate at Outback steak house and she got me a new pair of running shoes as an early birthday present.
I disowned my dad because he is a liar, a con man, and a rapist.
>Are they aware they raised a vagina licker?
Mom does, and she's cool with it.
>Have they met any of your girlfriends?
The one relationship I was in that lasted more than two months, the lady friend and the mom met when we went to my sister's birthday party. We broke up about a month after that.
>How are those mommy issues?
Nonexistent as far as I know.
>>6118134
sorry. I guess we can direct that discussion to chill les gen instead then.
>>6117463
>>6117505
>>6117680
>>6117759
>>6117822
>mfw people think these stick thin anorexics are attractive
Their bmi is so low that they probably don't even have periods anymore and that is not healthy. Why do men push this idea that being anorexic and unhealthy is sexy, women's bodies aren't designed to look like that.
Fuck, looking at the girls on Okcupid in my area.
>96% are fat and 3/10
>3% are generic 10/10 models who only set their status to bi for more dude attention or are married to dudes
and one cute indian girl who isn't fat or hideous but then
>homestuck, superwholock, underage
fuuuuuck
>>6118173
>not dating a sexy curvy girl
anon confirmed for shit taste and hetero man
>>6118162
thick women are the most in danger of becoming full blown fat. It's like trying to walk across a tightrope.
>>6118183
fat AND ugly, anon. I could work with chubby. Not chubby and hideous.
>>6118196
Skinny women are the most danger of anemia, osteoporosis, dehydration, low blood pressure, heart disease, anorexia, joint deterioration and a list of other illnesses.
>>6118279
I just hate weighing more. I can't move right if I'm not thin.
>work out every day
>got my period
>period stopped in 3 days
>eventually stop working out
>be lazy as fuck
>period comes in
>period lasts how it usually does, a week long
this is pretty interesting. Gonna get back in shape and see how my period acts up again. I actually liked it being lessened when I was working out every day.
>>6118294
>hate weighing more
Have you ever talked to a doctor about you possibly having an eating disorder, anon? Anorexics commonly come up with excuses as to why they don't have healthy body weights. Female bodies require more fat, because that's how evolution designed us.
>>6118496
Kind of I am currently obese as per BMI but I never used to be. Part of my lower spine has a problem now because of the weight, it had to be scanned and everything. I just hate the feeling of being slow and sluggish and my body tensing any time I move.
>>6117862
I just wanted to say that yes. Lesbians as a whole have serious issues, just like Gay men have serious issues plaguing their community. But just like HIV, these issues are entirely avoidable.
Don't want to be part of the obesity statistics? Work out and take care of your body
Don't want to be abused or be an abuser? Don't be crazy and look out for red flags in your dates
Don't want to get divorced?
Don't U HAUL so fast, take the time to let the relationship grow, take responsiblity for your mistakes, make sure you're with a girl who is mature and can own up to her own mistakes, have great sex, have your own lives as individuals instead of being co dependent and handle arguments in a respectful manner.
Basically, take care of yourself, be smart, and look for a gf who is quality as well.
>>6118162
Gimme the hips or kill me tbqh fampai
>>6118558
>Part of my lower spine has a problem now because of the weight
What is your height and weight, anon? If you don't mind me asking. I mean I am nowhere near the obesity end of the spectrum for my height, but I am definitely in the higher end of the healthy range and I have never had any health problems because of my weight.
>>6113424
My dad is like, 70 and an alcoholic I barely see, so I'm never going there. I do get on well with him, so I'd rather make the most of when I do see him sober. My mother and I don't really talk about it, but she knows I'm gay. Voted for gay marriage last summer 'for people like me'.
i just want to leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
tfw ur in a bed with three other lesbians
>>6118604
You say big is beautiful but I feel like shit. We're the tallest in the world here but being fat is rare. I am getting a coach and diet for body rehab soon.
>>6118682
>tfw ur in a bed with three other lesbians and the bed breaks from all the weight, the stucco from the ceiling on the floor below comes loose and lands in your neighbor's eye. He loses his vision in his left eye and is forced to quit his job as a pilot. He then sues you for personal injury
>mfw three lesbians ruined a poor man's life
>>6118682
>mfw I'll never lose my virginity in a threesome with other lesbians
>>6118730
>mfw I'll never be a lesbian
Straight girls are surprisingly happy to eat it.
>>6118711
Actually were on a boat (motherfucker)
>>6113424
yall act like its only super fit skinny women or curvy bordering obese women. A lot of women at healthy BMI's/weight are neither of those extremes.
>>6118774
maybe you should stop shoving your thin-privilege down other people's throats and posting your anorexic thinspo
>>6118774
Naa I'm fat and hate it.
No fatties. No uggos. Those are the rules, sorry.
>>6118839
You keep scaring me lesgen, I hope it's all an ironic joke.
>>6118857
It's just a joke, or it's a man posting as anon and shoving his anorexic idealized version of women onto lesgen.
>>6113424
>tfw neurotic and closeted with mommy issues
Good thing I already accepted that I'll never have a girlfriend
I'm sure that a lot of the girls who enjoy taking girls out of the closet also enjoy the mommy role.
>>6118907
gayfag passing through. i'm well aware of what daddy issues are, what are the things that diferentiate it from mommy issues? what are some girl only deviations?
>>6118889
>hetero male detected
please stop forcing your unrealistic "lad mag" version of women onto us. That's not how real women look like.
>>6118938
Why?
>>6118946
I can't speak for other girls, but, my mom and I have had this constant cycle of controlling co-dependency while also shoving each other away. I know that she was very distant with her mother, who was most likely bipolar, and that might be why she was both very controlling, while also not very loving? I could never tell her anything important about my life. If I ever got married, she'll find out when I change my relationship status on normiebook like the rest of my distant relatives. I don't see the point of ever bringing a girl to meet her, or asking her for advice, that's such a foreign concept.
>>6118976
Because they are looking for daughters to take care of. It's the obvious other side of this kind of relationship and of course there are people who have that.
>>6118948
It is now!
>>6118946
Who knows. I have a fixation on my mother. I simultaneously hate her and love her more than anything. I want older women more than I want to breathe.
>>6119095
But it seems awkward if your daughter is older or bigger than you.
>>6113424
>How is your relationship with your parents?
i absolutely loathe my dad. all he ever does is get high and sleep. haven't seen my mom in months, i'm pretty sure she forgot about me and my sisters. best parents ever.
>Are they aware they raised a vagina licker?
haha, no. the only one who knows about it is my older sister
>Have they met any of your girlfriends?
never had one before
>How are those mommy issues?
w-what mommy issues?
>>6118946
It's basically the same thing, but they expect mothering and nurturing rather than a father figure. So instead of wanting a dom who's masculine and teaching, they want a domme who is feminine and nurturing? Both are powerplay roles, but the mother issue types need someone soft and emotionally comforting. That's how I see it, anyway.
How do you cheer yourself up when you're sad, lesbros?
>>6119440
You sure as hell don't lurk on 4chan. Especially /lgbt/. That's where lesbians realize they're actually straight .
>>6113424
>How is your relationship with your parents?
I don't see my dad, my biological mother is deceased, my stepmom divorced my dad and now lives out of state
>Are they aware they raised a vagina licker?
Nah
>Have they met any of your girlfriends?
Nah
>How are those mommy issues?
Nonexistent as far as I know. I was mostly raised by my grandparents, and I would shoot myself if I ended up with someone who acted like my grandma
>>6119456
From everything I've seen, everywhere on 4chan is where dudes turn gay - except for /lgbt/. That's where they turn straight. And careful with your wording, it makes your y chromosome stick out.
>>6119440
I buy myself things. Then I tell myself I'm pretty and that I deserve a nice girlfriend.
>>6119440
I repress negative emotions and tell myself how great I am until I start to believe it. I'm a bundle of self loathing and anxiety, covered in a thinning layer of arrogance, and will probably kill myself very publicly. But it's working right now
Also I exercise until I can't think about being sad.
>>6119440
Sleep, get wrapped up in something comical or silly, listen to music that can put me in a different frame of mind (eg listen to ghostface killah and feel like a tough guy), listen to nostalgic music, skateboard, eat my feelings, or if all else fails lay in bed and be depressed
>>6119634
>tfw no Korra gf
>mfw I've been lying on my living room floor for an hour because I can't make myself get up and go to bed
send help
>>6119440
i play stupid flash games
>>6119440
Burying myself in media (books, TV, games, whatever will successfully distract enough attention) interspersed with curling up in a small, dark space and sobbing is for death and loss.
Alternating between heavy drinking and furious exercise is for angst and confused longing.
Someday a girl will like me despite my oversized head and hateful nature.
Why are you so sad?
>>6119973
There's no slut with a warm vag in my face.
>>6119962
Ugh, hiking lesbians are so hot. I want to become a hiking lesbian but I don't want to hike by myself.
>>6120044
I'll hike with you, anon!
>>6120044
>hiking lesbian
So every lesbian ever.
>>6120071
I'm in Florida so it might not be the best place for hiking, but we do have nice flat trails.
>>6120073
>Florida
Upgrade that bus to a plane. Florida has biomes I haven't encountered in my travels before, I'd like to visit someday.
>>6120086
You should, you should!
>>6120094
What season is good to visit in?
>straight girl says she's cool with me being gay as long as I don't hit on her
>tell her she's not my type at all anyway
>gets pissy and says that was a hurtful thing to say
I'm rooming/working with her for the rest of the summer, lesgen. Send help
>>6121462
Well you might be more frank and thought that would reassure her but straight girls are flattered by lesbian attention. So when you say she's not your type at all, that's like denying her general appearance. Smooth it over by apologizing, saying you never meant anything by it. That you hope you're cool because you really like her and want to room with her.
You know, make shit up.
>>6121462
Shouldn't this go in autism general? Why do you have no diplomacy skills if you knew you're spending all summer with her?
>>6121517
That sounds so fake though. I mean it's not my fault, she assumes all lesbians are automatically going to want to fuck her.
>>6121636
Sure but do you want to deal with someone being less than helpful in your living space? And straight bitches buy fake shit so easy. Either use words that make her feel good or give her a goddamn gift.
>>6121462
kek. i would literally not be able to laugh at her face at that
dont worry about it. youve displayed your dominance. she shouldnt give you any problems. you werent impolite. keep being you and dont apologize for bullshit like that and shell start second guessing herself and stop being as much of a self centered prick
>>6121700
0/10. Try to apply better next time.
Blondes or brunettes? I like darker haired girls but even more if they were originally blonde.
>>6121764
Do you know how to use that or are you just regurgitating to fit in? Don't try so hard.
>>6121793
MAN ON THE LAND
>>6121806
TYPICAL BITRASH
>tfw have never been with a guy or even talked about them in a romantic way
>my ex used to come at my place for "sleepovers"
>have male-oriented interests such as programming, Physics, lifting and collecting music albums and weapons
>usually dress in band t-shirts and camo/cargo shorts
>Mum still doesn't realize that I am a lesbian and keeps asking me whether I have a boyfriend or not
O well maybe she is in the denial phase.
>>6122048
I hate this shit. I can't even mention male friends because my mom and grandmother immediately jump to him being my boyfriend.
>>6121806
only 90s kids get this reference
>>6122224
Oh, she knows about my male friends, mostly because I have only three (and two female friends). But when I am alone with her she asks if I have a boyfriend and if I am going to get out of the house this summer. You know, usual concerned mother behaviour.
>>6122224
It's the opposite for me. My mom doesn't assume any boy is my boyfriend because the idea of my being interested in romance is so abhorrent to her. My father is always near a heart attack if I'm within arms length of a dude.
Anyone's been up to date with MTV's Faking it?
I watched the first season when it aired, loved the first couple of episodes, then it just went downhill from there.
Just realized it's currently on season 3 or whatever and was wondering if perhaps it got better since it fell in to the shit pool that was season 1's finale
>>6121462
my ego's gonna have a ball if that ever happens to me.
>>6119440
I give up on things that make me happy and work hard until the void is filled with pride.
>>6122388
i watched full season 1+2,
3 words:
loss of time.
>>6122048
Ohwow me too.
>brothers and dad very over protective growing up
>guy can't stand a foot near me without them throwing a shitfit
>college job to make money is waitress/bartend
>one place that's kinda hoochie
>not trash hooters but girls are all hot
>guys are also conventionally attractive
>sports bar place
>money is baller good though
>brothers KNOW I'm gay
>nah still giving me shit for the job
>"YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA GUYS YOU ATTRACT WITH THAT JOB"
>The kinda I'm never gonna fuck but will tip well for the illusion?
>mom all "good guys never marry girls with bartend jobs, even after you quit you'll have that bartender personality they won't like, never have a good husband"
>mfw
>dad the only one that's all "leave her alone, let her be a lesbian"
>dad very "guys are never gonna be good enough for you, never have kids babygirl, stay a lesbian 4ever. In fact get a girl with the same size clothes as you, double wardrobe. If you can find a girl that cooks like you I wanna live with you and her when I get too old to be alone"
>mom very "It's ok to be like this when you're young but what about when you're older and want a baby or need a man to fix up around the house"
>I'll adopt and just call my brothers for quick house fix up bullshit, they won't be doing anything different a decade into the future
>>6122224
I got caught holding hands with a boy once and my aunt asked after him every time she saw me FOR THE NEXT SIX YEARS.
>>6122388
I'm still watching it. It's an absolute trash show but I can't stop. Amy is "queer/don't-need-a-label" now waiting to date some alcoholic nerd guy and maybe gonna date some old girl friend. They're pushing 'karmy' hard still.
How dare they make my favorite character an angry little republican intersex bitch.
>>6122513
why the h*ck did you hold a boy's hand for?
BISLUT ALERT
>>6122236
Why do I feel old all of a sudden
>>6122472
>>6122517
that's disappointing.
wasn't karma supposed to be bi or something by now?
>It's an absolute trash show but I can't stop
that's how it felt for me some time through season 1. It didn't seem like it was more than just your typical mtv teen story, but the premise had potential and characters like Lauren and the sassy gay friend were amusing. But then they fucked up Amy by the end, Karma was getting boring and then there was the mary sue dude.
Is it that bad?
Where else am I gonna find modern teen stories with first world drama and lesbians?
(actual question, I don't have any gay friends, I need contact)
>>6122558
>Where else am I gonna find modern teen stories with first world drama and lesbians?
nowhere
don't forget this is hell
and we're here 4evah. brah.
>>6122513
Holy shit I have a way older cousin like that.
>family get together
>this cousins kids are older than me
>inside talking to a girl "friend" on the phone
>this bitch comes in all "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?! A BOOOOOOY"
>nope friend that's a girl
>grabs my phone asking embarrassing shit
>"Oh it is a girl"
>BYE
>to this day, almost decade later, if I see her:
>WHAT ABOUT THAT BOY ON THAT PHONE!
>>6122558
>Where else am I gonna find modern teen stories with first world drama and lesbians?
online amateur fiction writers
>>6122519
He wanted to hold my hand and we were, as far as I was aware, friends, and I didn't want to be rude. In retrospect I should have been rude.
>>6122598
But it's my masturbating hand :(
>>6122654
Dude, fucking relatives, eh? My aunt even acknowledged she knew I was gay before that happened during a dramatic speakerphone call when her son came out and I was like THEN WHY DID YOU KEEP FUCKING ASKING ABOUT SO-AND-SO.
>>6122558
To be fair I think most modern teen stories are some kind of trash bull. Gay or not.
I heard pretty little liars and vampire diaries got some lesbian side character and those are also aimed at teen story shit. Also glee I guess.
>>6120117
I'd say winter because there's more of a chance that it won't be hotter than hell outside. January/early February is perfect.
>>6122831
>masturbating with the hand that touched a non female
That's it. If you won't end yourself we'll just have to wipe the world clean.
>>6122654
>moving to new apartment three years ago
>find out a casual friend is moving into my old complex and I'm moving into his old building on the same day
>agree to help each other move
>bring his boxes to my building and my boxes to his building
>mention how I got everything across moved in so easily to grandmother
>she still fucking asks about "that boy who liked you and helped you move" to this day
It's absolutely maddening.
>>6122598
It's that show about the old professor that decides he's a woman one day, it comes from the second season. Here's my green synopsis of it:
>Gaby Hoffman is an over 30 college student that never finished her degree
>Her dad comes out as trans
>She's taking a few women studies classes with her friend Carrie Brownstein
>Gaby Hoffman is going to do drugs and have a threesome with two black men
>She gets high and horny and tells the black guys to fuck each other
>They kick her out and say she's crazy
>Eventually she discovers she was lesbian all along
>She finishes her degree and is shopping around to do her masters in gender studies
>Her trans parent is an old professor and uses his connections
>They meet this old smooth talking chilled out lesbian professor Cherry Jones for lunch introduced by another proff
>The old lesbian knows the trans parent but they don't know her
>She reveals that when she was a he, he and his friends blocked her papers from publication, and blocked her career
>The trans parent plays ignorant
>The other daughter Amy Landecker dumped her husband in the previous season to marry her highschool sweetheart Melora Hardin
>The marriage goes to shit really quickly and the sweetheart is like "....... fuck you bislut"
>Meanwhile Gaby Hoffman is now dating her bestie Carrie Brownstein
>The two make out in public libraries and play with strap-ons at home
>The old proff Cherry Jones dumps her young girlfriend India Menuez and gets in a hot tub with Gaby Hoffman
>Later the trans parent confides that she knew Cherry Jones, and blocked her when he/she was on a board committee for the college
>Gaby Hoffman breaks up with Carrie Brownstein for some reason
>The transparent and the two daughters go to a women born women only music festival
>>6123046
>The eldest daughter Amy Lendecker gets tied up to a tree and bondage spanked by other lesbians
>Gaby Hoffman and Cherry Jones have sex
>The transparent freaks out when Cherry Jones and other old lesbians try to explain that he/she had white male privilige but the transparent is just crying
>The show ends with the trans parent having a psychotic break down imagining all the lesbians will lynch them
>In the awkward scene they all scream MAN ON THE LAND! MAN ON THE LAND! in a drugged out nightmare sequence
>>6123115
Yes it's called Transparent. It's an old pensioner tranny show that got hijacked by the lesbian daughters.
>>6123142
Worth watching?
>>6123046
I ain't reading all that shit. Thanks tho.
>>6123152
It's okay if you can get past some of the cringe.
aaaahhhhhhh
>>6122941
what i dislike about this attitude is that it treats men as much more relevant and important than they actually are.
Gay men don't usually give a fuck about one of their own sleeping with a woman. From their perspective, it barely counts as sex. If a gay man has only had heterosexual sex, he's pretty much considered a virgin among gays. Women are like sexless creatures to them.
Then I see lesbians elevate men to such a high sexual import. They (half jokingly, half seriously) treat men as so sexually potent, that holding their hand will contaminate you for life. Some lesbians are like gay men in this way; it's like they also see men as more sexual than women. Ultimately, it's embarrassing to see lesbians act so insecure, since it causes other people to think that we see men as a sexual threat, like they're even on the same playing field. I think the obsession with Gold Star comes from this, and why there isn't really an equivalent obsession for gay men.
On a related note, I want to slap any lesbian I hear enthusiastically gush over enjoying gay male pornography or yaoi manga.
>>6123191
>>6123187
I'm not great at cringe. I'll make a note to at least check it out sometime though.
>>6123191
I think you're overthinking it. It's really just a grossness issue. I wouldn't want to kiss a girl who just rolled around in horse poop either. Doesn't mean I value horse poop more than qt girls.
>>6123191
The second you become the orientation police, you lose. Just mind your business.
>>6123191
i have never heard of a gay man leaving the LGBT community because he preferred sex with a woman.
But I have heard countless examples of out and proud lesbians who have a one night stand with men, realize how much they love cock, and they leave the LGBT and marry men.
Women are shit and they can't even figure out what they sexually desire and it hurts so many people in the process so fuck them to be quite honest.
>>6123293
the minute a so called "lesbian" gives me red flags, I dump her in a hot minute.
>>6123191
It's mainly just shit posting jokes. I mean c'mon it's obvious bantz "hurhur you touched a dudes hand what a bislut".
Been here since day one and not a gold star and this shit never bothered me. Guess cause I'm not insecure about my sexuality to the point that I gotta defend it to some shitposter on 4chan.
All the same I cringe more at the ones trying to defend themselves.
>>6123342
>Women are shit and they can't even figure out what they sexually desire and it hurts so many people in the process so fuck them to be quite honest.
Well, how else are you going to figure out what you like unless you try?
>>6123342
In that case haven't they just moved from the L to the B?
>>6123431
bitches can first say they're not lesbians and then try out people in one night stands before they try a long term relationship.
Women tend to be like this
>i think i liek grills
>omg im a lesbian
>i only date grills tee hee
>"why do you like girls? New babydyke?"
>because dey r soft and cute and feminine
>"so you aren't actually attracted to their vaginas?"
>uh well idk, i dun really know other vaginas
>"wanna try out some cock?"
>sure but I'm still a lesbain!
>new babydyke finds out she's actually straight and wouldn't go down on a vagina
When you ask gay men what they like about men, they immediately answer "Dick." That's what makes them so sexually hungry for men.
You ask a lot of so called lesbians what they like about women and you're not gonna hear "vagina" or even "boobs". You're going to hear a lot of character traits associated with women but men could easily have those same traits.
So yeah, women are retarded and most like cock. The annoying ones are those who don't realize this and label themselves to be trendy.
>>6123448
>ex lesbian marries man and happily lives the normie life with kids
naw, she straight. At that point, women aren't even on her sexual radar any more. She basically has the same sex drive as most married straight women.
>>6123467
I wouldn't say I like vaginas. I like a pretty face. But I would like to go to town on a vagina to see a pretty face contorted in pleasure.
>>6123486
guys can have pretty faces. What's stopping you from getting with pretty boys?
>>6123504
Pretty boys are still pretty in a different way than pretty girls are. Their shapes feel wrong to me. And no boy stays pretty after his early twenties.
>>6123467
I buy into the science theory that women have more control over their sexual orientation than men. That said I think aggressive lesbians that try to police everyone, and get mad about everything, while still being overtly coercive to would be partners, really pushes women away from lesbian relationships.
>>6123535
and no girl stays pretty that long either. If anything you might as well be a chaser since mtfs have dicks, stay youthful longer than the average woman since they have to keep taking hormones, and are shaped closer to females than males.
>>6123539
>women have more control over their sexual orientation than men
so for women, it's a choice then?
>really pushes women away from lesbian relationships.
good.
we need filters to get rid of bisluts. And to be honest, those bisluts are better off with men than trying to find a nice grill in the lesbian world.
>>6123543
>mtfs [..] stay youthful longer than the average woman
The fuck?
>>6123560
go to tranny general and ask them about how they can keep looking young.
I can already sense anon slowly but surely turning bisexual to straight since she doesn't much care for vaginas. She could easily find a guy who fits the description of what she's looking for.
>>6123543
What I meant is that they age out of being pretty, they all get more masculine. I assume it's hormones? Even MtFs are shaped wrong, from any images I've seen. Maybe I've only seen ones who didn't transition early enough Their bodies may look closer to female, but they're not female.
>>6123572
Plenty of straight women think penises are disgusting, are they now lesbians?
>>6123558
No it isn't a choice. Did you know stronger lesbianism is related to higher androgen exposure in the womb. Also correlated with higher aggression too.
That doesn't mean women without those andro traits aren't real lesbians. It just means that if aggressive lesbians make it not worth the trouble they will just be bi and deal with it.
>>6123572
What do you mean they keep looking young?
>>6123579
my str8 friend put it this way: "dicks are disgusting except when I'm horny"
>That doesn't mean women without those andro traits aren't real lesbians. It just means that if aggressive lesbians make it not worth the trouble they will just be bi and deal with it.
so... lemme try to understand what the fuck you're saying. Women without those typical andro traits are still real lesbians. But they can turn bisexual if nasty aggressive andro lesbians bully them? So this proves that non andro women aren't actually lesbians since they can change orientation so easily.
>>6123592
ask tranny general how a cis woman ages versus how a trans woman ages
>>6123607
so biologically, since gay men can only get it up to dicks, that makes them more legit in their orientation while women show random responses to any context of imagery and situations. Meaning, that a woman will literally fuck anyone or anything as long as it turns them on due to the context of the situation while men can only fuck what they get boners to.
So science proves that men have legitimate sexual responses to what they're attracted to, therefore they have sexual orientation. Meanwhile, women do not.
>>6123575
there is a 30 year old chinese man who looks like a fem tomboy and when he dresses up, he can look like a straight outta the anime, anime grill. You'd probably fuck him because you don't really care for vaginas. You're not actually lesbian.
>>6123585
sorry meant to respond to this with this
>>6123742
>That doesn't mean women without those andro traits aren't real lesbians. It just means that if aggressive lesbians make it not worth the trouble they will just be bi and deal with it.
so... lemme try to understand what the fuck you're saying. Women without those typical andro traits are still real lesbians. But they can turn bisexual if nasty aggressive andro lesbians bully them? So this proves that non andro women aren't actually lesbians since they can change orientation so easily.
>>6123742
>there is a 30 year old chinese man who looks like a fem tomboy and when he dresses up, he can look like a straight outta the anime, anime grill. You'd probably fuck him because you don't really care for vaginas. You're not actually lesbian.
>when he dresses up
Yeah, and when he takes off his clothes he's still going to have a boy shaped body underneath that, which does nothing for me. If it's just about vaginas would you fuck a non-op FtM?
>>6123821
>If it's just about vaginas would you fuck a non-op FtM?
only if he passes as a girl and hasn't gotten rid of his boobs. I mean shit, have you seen that one thread about straight ftms getting with straight women, the one anon there describe strap on sex that is basically lesbian sex.
>>6123844
So you basically just said you'd fuck a FtM if they were a girl.
I mean, I'd probably fuck a futa. But they're imaginary.
>>6123742
>so biologically, since gay men can only get it up to dicks, that makes them more legit in their orientation while women show random responses to any context of imagery and situations. Meaning, that a woman will literally fuck anyone or anything as long as it turns them on due to the context of the situation while men can only fuck what they get boners to.
No why is it more legit? Why are you trying to model female sexuality after male sexuality? Why does female sexual orientation have to be the mirror opposite of male sexual orientation? They tried to do this for years and it's a disgrace.
>>6123867
>I mean, I'd probably fuck a futa. But they're imaginary.
yeah you would fuck anything would a working dick.
>>6123872
because gay men don't convert to straight men the way lesbians change their orientation. There's nothing wrong with you getting turned on by a guy in the right context, but you're not a lesbian.
>>6123779
Don't be so autistic. Everybody is born human and there is a level androgen exposure in everyone. Ask yourself who made the rules and why it matters so much that your lesbian relationship has to resemble a straight man with a straight woman. Sex is supposed to be something nice and not a headache because just one bad apple is on a tangent policing everybody.
>>6123844
So you will have sex with a man because he looks like a woman on the outside?
ALERT THERE WILL BE NO MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT IN CIS LESGEN
AFTER THIS POST THERE WILL BE NO MORE TALK OF ANYTHING BESIDES LESBIANS.
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING BEFORE THE CLEANSE
>>6123898
Because men have a much stronger response to shallow shit like penis and vagina. That's straight men and gay men. Why do you want women to be more like men for them to be more legitimate as lesbians? You're making no sense.
>>6123898
>yeah you would fuck anything would a working dick.
Yes, you got me. I've been pretending all along. My desire to interact with a woman's face instead of her vagina means I'm a closet heterosexual desperate for dick.
>>6123923
non op, pre T ftms are girls. They're still in the female stage of the "female to male" spectrum. They have vaginas, they have tits.
I don't care how brainwashed you are by tumblr and genderqueerfluid bullshit.
>>6123929
What are you going to do, capslock at me?
>>6123935
But they're trying to physically become men and want to be thought of as men. If you, as a lesbian, don't like men, why would you waste your time with anyone who openly declares themselves to be FtM?
>>6123935
They're men with female bodies.
>I don't care how brainwashed you are by tumblr and genderqueerfluid bullshit.
You're brainwashed with tumblr shit if you believe anything else. A fake FtM isn't really an FtM but that's as far as you can stretch that sex fantasy.
>>6123933
this is why gay and straight men aren't into tumblr or SJW bullshit. This is why they don't get ftms hazing them. They see the world for what it is while lesbians, straight girls, and bisexual girls think everything is unique, speshul, and oppressed and you can be anything you want as long as you identify and say you are what you are while your actions or physical endowments don't match said label.
>>6123953
Wait why are you worshiping men as better lesbians than women? I am so done with your crazy.
>>6123944
>>6123950
They sure as hell don't act like men or think like them. They just say they do. In gay gen or other boards, guys either talk about sex sex sex sex and genitals, or they autistically tear apart their favorite pop culture shit. Ftms in ftm gens just talk about their hobbies, feelings, or weed. Like girls do.
And anyways I would never stay in a long term relationship with a girl who just told me she's FtM. She's gonna actually look like a dude and stink like one. I'd hit it and quit it before she took her first T injection.
>>6123970
you're the crazy one, tumblr.
anyways, i feel bad the thread derailed into something terrible so i'll help anon cleanse it.
>>6123994
Do you ever actually get any pussy or do you just shitpost on here about 'real lesbians' all the time?
Do not respond to the invaders.
>>6124013
I dated a bisexual girl who broke my heart.
I just get depressed easily and shitpost. I keep holding on in hopes of finding a badass hot lesbian who finds me hot too and loves me but this seems impossible since the lesbian population is tiny and obesity and SJW-ism rages on.
No more responses. Only lesbians. The materialization of love and life.
>>6124030
You have autism and you're scaring people away.
>>6124031
I think heartbreak made you crazy.
>>6124027
naw. Lesgen doesn't really talk much about pussy or tits as much as gays talk about dick or straight guys talk about tits.
If anything it's more tfw nogf and random topics on hobbies which is fun.
