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I'm a MtF and pretty desperate for cock but since I am physically just a long-haired femboy with glasses and a meh twinkbod I want to try a local gay dating site which has many bisluts and "questioning" guys who might be swayed by my inviting bp. Tips on how to successfully arrange a one night stand with a guy?

▶ 1. What should I put in my profile for it to be concise but nevertheless repellent against uggo grandpas? People usually include all the spicy details like their favorite sexual position, how big is their cock, how much bottom/top they are, what are their erogenous zones but I think telling how much I want to be drenched in cum, have my face slapped then peed on and that my benis is 7" might attract all these creepy pozzed daddies. I want to keep it pure and non-sexual considering I have the face of a naive altar boy. What do you think?
▶ 2. Should I come clean about my trans status to anyone interested?
▶ 3. Any tips on staying safe beside the obvious meet in a public, don't host, make the dude wear a condom at all costs or go home etc?
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>>6111453
just copy and paste this entire post on your profile. See if it works. If it doesn't, make a new one.
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>>6114944
LOL
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Wait, why are you not supposed to host? Isn't the other person also going to avoid hosting, for safety reasons?
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>>6111453
You're gonna get raped...
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>>6115286
because this: >>6115353
also you'll get your shit stolen
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>>6114944
Actually not a bad idea kek
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>1. What should I put in my profile for it to be concise but nevertheless repellent against uggo grandpas?
No uggo grandpas

>2. Should I come clean about my trans status to anyone interested?
Only if you're planning on fucking them

>3. Any tips on staying safe beside the obvious meet in a public, don't host, make the dude wear a condom at all costs or go home etc?
Don't fuck strangers from the internets
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>>6115367
>Don't fuck strangers from the internets
where should you find people to fuck then?
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>>6115378
At your local bar, just show up and whoever gets you the most drinks gets to destroy your virgin butthole. Welcome to the faggot lifestyle you little fucking whore.
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>>6115393
hott desu
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>>6115353

I haven't seen that meme in the better part of a decade. Thanks for the nostalgia anon.
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>>6115393
but going to bars is so 1880s
also i am a socially retarded cretin so good luck to me
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>>6115433

First part is autistic. Second part confirms it.
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