Why would a Sikh guy ask for jizya?

>>6103953
>Sikh
>asks for an Islamic tax
Interfaith dialogue is beautiful

>>6103953
Pay for another hour, of course. Sikth men are sexy af.

>>6103960
>Why would a Sikh guy ask for jizya?
This. OP sucks at writing fanfic. Check your faith ignorance privilege op scum.

>>6103953
> blackmail.
> chastity belt.
> ???
> profit.

I would ask if I can become a sikh and get those cool daggers and special underwear, maybe a discount too.

>/lgbt/ likes sikhs
you guys are sick.

>>6107315
>religion tells them to be kind and respectful, not assholes about spreading their beliefs or to oppress homos
>have wars against muslims
>carry swords
what's not to like

>>6107347
>betray their country to serve the british multiple times
>no ethnicity to make them stand out, they are just a rebranding of hinduists
>edgy knives that they aren't actually allowed to use
>magical underwear

also, I was making a very shitty joke.

>>6103953
If you want the jizya, you're gonna have to suck it out of me. Now get that fuzzy head back under those blankets, mister!

>>6103953
ask him what the fuck he is supposed to be
also what a jizzya is and where the fuck i am supposed to get foreign currency

>>6103953
remind him that he shouldn't be here because all jews fled the country and/or were killed a few years ago

>>6103953
>wake up next to Sikh
>musta been pretty fuckin drunk
>but its cool cuz based Sikhs
>we go out later that day to remove kebab together

>>6103953
IS the Sikh faith an actual religion or just a meme?

>>6115396
cross polination of hinduism, buddhism, islam, complete with daggers, combs, and long hair.

pretty cool but no wisdom you can't find better elsewhere.