>Don't be a bully edition
Caddy would be ashamed of you tbqh.
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old >>6084423
>tfw i broke and may never love again
>>6085694
>>6085685
Negative feedback is the best and most honest kind of feedback though.
>>6085700
>ywn pilot a tank and have phienchen on the guns
JUST
First for not bullying!
>>6085682
aww please tell me how to find a protective bf without getting killed in the process :"D
>>6085698
Best meme ever
10/10
Would read again
i can be writer too yes?
Man, you girls are more depressing than usual.
>>6085695
>>6085712
Just remember, no matter how many times you do /say it, that will never actually help improve your situation! ^^
>>6085704
one day anon ;-;
>>6085710
fuk uou i'm happy todya
reminder that Hannah's stalker and the anon who lies and says hey "have been on blockers since 14" are the same person
>>6085693
well I don't see more or less ugly women than in other countries
you make the claim that austria is exclusively ugly so provide evidence
bye till them
>>6085694
Why would Caddy be ashamed of me?
I'm a nice person ;_;
>>6085712
Basically they have a chance to not be a hon if they stop repressing but ive seen people like them before and they never stop. I had a guy on steam try for a year to make himself straight and hes still repressing. Some people are just either too damaged or they enjoy the attention.
>>6085724
>trademark
>>6085724
Pics or gtfo
tfw you will never get to be a teenage girl exploring your sexuality and nervously making out with another girl for the first time...
I hate being trans... gay and bi people have it easy, they dont have to go through the process of figuring out your own gender or ever being so uncomfortable with you own body that you do anything to avoid relationships full stop because it doesnt match how your brain is wired making any attempt of sexy time super uncomfortable.
>>6085724
I know a mod irl so I can just get your IP and dox you
>>6085721
Id rather make Europe great again first tho ;~;
Hello grils
>>6085736
shit every1 tinfoil ur routers
>>6085727
Girl ordered her spiro. If she pulls herself together before she does anything really dumb, she'll start improving.
Hope she can.
>>6085721
aww C: so uh do you live nearby each other and such '-'
i had like an online relationship but the guy lived too far away and t hings dont last forever like that, shud have like met him.
>>6085738
can you stop posting these please, I've already rubbed one out three times today, let's not make it 4 pls.
>>6085699
>tfw you never knew love
>>6085699
>tfw
What are your goals in life? Of course having children is out of the question.
If you get a straight guy to cum inside you thinking you're a girl will you feel fufiled or do you want something more out of life?
>>6085752
I want to kill jews.
>>6085752
I'll probably adopt in 10-20 years.
>>6085752
That's more or less it, yeah.
>>6085752
I want to die happy.
>>6085749
>tfw you will never get so drunk with Elanna that you end up trying to take Es as suppositories and then just end up fisting each other silly until we are surrounded in a small sea of cum
>>6085752
i want to be financially independent
>>6085752
Passing or killing myself.
>>6085752
>goals
get old with gf
dig up cool historical shit
die happy and old in my bed with my gfs face between my legs
the usual
>>6085743
I hope so but i have a feeling its just more games and will lead to another suicide threat once they come or if someone finds out.
>>6085765
>my gfs face between my legs
is your gf also fat?
>>6085752
>if you get a straight guy to cum inside you thinking you're a girl
It's actually pretty fulfilling, but actually having a steady career and loving partner are more important to me.
>>6085752
Not trans but goals
>creating the dream world
>marrying my Nep-Nep in the dream world
>playing vidya
>>6085752
My immediate goal is to leave this general and never come back, and then throw my spiro away when it arrives.
I don't have a long term goal anymore.
>>6085738
I'll help after I help get trump in office and MAGA!
>>6085745
No :( I visited him last December though! And he's going to come visit me soon and then we're going to take a week long trip in August :) I want him to move in with me but I'm kinda still working through lots of the shame of being trans and I'm not sure how it would work with my parents :\
I know what you mean though, ldr's are really hard. Especially if you can't easily go meet him :( but I'm sure you'll find a great guy soon anon!!
>>6085752
I want to get married some day. And I also want to go back to college and become an academic researcher
>>6085776
And here we go again..
>>6085770
>also fat
what ?
>>6085760
A-non I...w-what?
>>6085760
S-Stop
>>6085752
I wanna get married and I also wanna be a teacher. The first step for both of these is moving out of this forsaken country
>>6085779
It's okay, I won't bother you anymore. I'm leaving now.
>>6085752
i just want to stand a chance at passing.
>>6085764
same senpaitachi.
>tfw the latter might be the only option
>>6085782
Different anon but y-youre c-cute. Idk if id actually be comfortable with it tho. (´･_･`)
>>6085785
Heya don't, really, you shouldn't leave. You will be fine no joke.
>>6085782
Different anon but your hawt, id defintely sleep with u
>>6085785
See you tomorrow
>>6085787
I love how wanted Elanna is 2bh
>>6085793
Fuck off
>>6085786
Same tbhon.
>tfw failure so will never be able to afford the much needed FFS
>>6085795
You know deep down you want to stay. Just let go of the anger. You'll feel better.
I want to pour whipped cream all over Neptune and lick it all off of her soft smooth bod and then pull her close and sleep with her
>>6085761
This is a pretty good goal.
I'm worried about the drain hrt will be on being financially independent though.
I want to make stuff that people use.
Also some day, maybe for my "retirement" job I want to run a sort of halfway house or something. I had a coworker who worked at one. It was ran out of an old Sanitarium. People would rent a room for $70 a week with a bed, tv, microwave and mini fridge. The goal not being to get rich but to sustain a place where people down on their luck, trying to save money or just restart their life could go.
>>6085795
>>>/susans/
>>6085710
hi
>>6085794
shes a cute
(dont tell her but Im going to compliment her a lot and whisper how pretty she is in her ear when we cuddle and im going to give her lots of headpats and top of the head kisses because she deserves it)
>>6085804
i mean it's pretty affordable on my current insurance
>>6085798
>tfw you need a lot of ffs to look like a regular girl
FUCKING CIS PEOPLE DIE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6085807
FUCK OFF I know I'm ugly but you didn't have to stalk me every fucking two seconds of my time here.
>>6085808
>(dont tell her but Im going to compliment her a lot and whisper how pretty she is in her ear when we cuddle and im going to give her lots of headpats and top of the head kisses because she deserves it)
>tfw wanting to do this with both gem an elanna
>>6085814
W-Why ;~;. Im cis. I really do support you all.
>>6085816
Theres multiple anonymous posters here
>>6085811
same.. but it costs so much :c and until then I have to live with ugly ass man chin + high forehead.. ugh
I want to fuck Neptune until the sweat starts rolling down her breasts and legs and she begins moaning loudly. Then i want to creampie her and fall asleep with her in my arms, both of us exhausted.
Looks like it's going to be shitty in here
>>6085802
How am I meant to let go of my anger when I want to smash and break everything right now.
I'm bored
wat do ?
:^)
>>6085837
measure ur wrists for me pls bbe
>>6085833
Focus on the good people here and the happy times. That and my only friend are quite literally the only things getting me through each day
>>6085811
>tfw you need a lot of ffs to even look like a normal person
>>6085837
i so badly want to slip my hand in your cleavage it just looks so good
Friendly reminder that almost nobody needs ffs to look like a girl
ITT
>>6085837
how do i get giant tits h-help
>>6085824
yeah i feel you senpaitachi. i just need jaw and chin to look odd at least, but brow should make me look normal. ffs costs should be based on need...... ;-;
>>6085835
i gave up and i'm currently blowing thru the like 500 i had saved up from the past month lol. i won't be able to afford it w/ out insurance and i can't get the letter so, what's the point?
>>6085844
i feel you.
>>6085848
well, looks like i'm the outlier.
>>6085849
me on the left.
>>6085844
>>6085842
Focusing on good people or the happy times aren't going to change my face, and it won't change my body either. I want to peel off my own skin right now
>>6085847
>The suppositories, the drinking, or mutual fisting ?___?
HAHA
oh god bby.
>tfw can't give or receive headpats across an ocean
Iktf ;_;
>>6085848
wut
I wish I was this brave
>>6085818
>ywn fly to see sophie to get headpats from a cute fraulein
>she will never softly speak german in your ear
>she will never read mein kamf to you as it was written until you fall asleep in her arms
thats a bad feel senpai
>>6085837
>>6085850
I would also like to know this
>>6085858
I know its super rude...
sorry.
>>6085858
how long is it supposed to take
Does no one care about my relationship with Nep (´･_･`)?
Ive not felt so happy in months until i found her.
>>6085847
Maybe it could be a different part of my anatomy....
>>6085864
I have no idea who either if you are and im sure im not the only one here who doesn't
>>6085735
I still feel like it sometimes, it's a little different, but nervously kissing a girl who sees you as a girl for the first time is like having a weight lifted off your chest
>>6085752
Edie needed more >.> maybe I just need a straight girl to cum inside of me and think I'm a girl, going to have to wait and see though ;-;
>>6085804
Don't talk about my waifu sailor Neptune like that! Meanie
>>6085859
*were
>>6085865
>idk mine grew pretty fast
youre cheating though
>>6085860
such a bad feel ;____;
>>6085864
who is Nep?
I am glad you found her tho!
>>6085833
Iktf.
Spartan got mad last night. I got drunk for the first time in half a year.
Sticking to my anti muscle regime the past few months has required just as much displine it took to gain it.
Take you spiro. I will too eventually. Because crying my eyes out is better than my t rage attacks.
Just keep posting. And keep going.
Also I don't know why your stalker has a fixation with you and not me. Considering I'm much more likely to be a hon than you and haven't even posted my face. So I suspect he has personal quest against you.
That or Anons are just too pussy to come after people like me or cotton.
>>6085878
:(
I don't want them tho
>>6085858
>easily fits between my middle finger and thumb tho
That isn't in any way a measurement, since that circumference changes with how big your hands are.
Even the thickest wrist can pass that thing, just as long as the hands are big enough.
Hiiii
>>6085871
Im just an anon. Pic is my girlfriend :3.
>>6085878
This is Nep.
>>6085879
Nepu
>>6085859
Will I ever just be able to identify as a woman and not a transwoman?
I don't want to be a thing people have to tip toe around to not hurt its feelings.
>>6085887
good girl.
Would I, or doctors know if I was intersex without having my karyotype done?
>>6085880
Nah I'm fucked either way, I don't want to do this shit anymore. And right now I feel an incredible loathing for this general, like I want to lash out at everyone.
I should probably just leave before I make an even greater idiot of myself.
>>6085868
[lewdness intensifies]
>>6085887
Hey red, anything new today?
>>6085890
Noire best girl
My hips and boobs hurt like a motherfucker today, at 4mo on HRT. On the plus side, hooray shits growing!!
>>6085890
you should share your drugs with me
>>6085881
I could use some :3
>>6085895
if they find uterine issue inside you, yes.
>>6085907
They are all yours :3
>>6085873
Did you learn grammar in the 50s or as a second language? both are literally correct
>>6085892
You can Id as what you want, if you pass well enough, you can come off as what you want, not that being trans is bad or something you have to tip toe around. No one gives a shit I'm trans other then doctors
>>6085752
Short term: finish most of the expensive and painful parts of transition, start a career, get a bf.
Mid-term: Buy a home, adopt, finish my degree.
Long term: Get old and comfy, be involved in the production of programs for integrating people into their local communities, and writing.
Who is your waifu, /mtfg/?
>>6085907
>if they find uterine issue inside you, yes.
>uterine issue
Is that a new marvel heroine ?
>>6085890
ohhhh ok, for a second I thought you were gonna say your waifu was nep from homestuck
nobody likes homestuck though
>>6085912
potc
>>6085901
Nah. Id pound the fuck out of Nep. Her cute soft laugh and adorable sayings. Id stuff her all night long until she begged to be creamed in~
>>6085907
Im not on very many drugs. I just love Nep. The more i think about her the more in tune i get. I feel like shes there with me :3. Even more so if i take a bunch of painkillers.
>>6085899
I really need a cold shower now
ttyl my love<3
>>6085909
>:3
>>6085913
b-but I thought that was the right expression ;_;
>>6085915
I....
anon...
I thought I was the only one!
>>6085921
>Even more so if i take a bunch of painkillers.
this is my weakness
Morning transvestites
>>6085924
It is, but you've missed the t of tissue.
>>6085924
>>::33
Tissue tho
>>6085896
I do the exact same thing. I had a total capslock T rage. It was carthatic.
But it passes. I find my worst moments are when I'm at rest. Go for a run to use your energy. Listen to music. Just don't bottle it.
And I'm probably gonna swing back into rage mood sooner or later. But I still come back from it. Because I know I can't go back.
>>6085935
h-hi qt...
>>6085912
Nep. I would so so many lewd things with her. Id take her to my bed and pull her cutr clothes off and unzip her jacket leaving just her thigh highs on. Id pull on her choker while im fucking her and cream in her too. Id lick whipped cream off of her tummy and lick her all over too and toussle her hair.
So many lewd vanilla things.
>>6085935
If i threw every transgirl here into a time machine to the 80s im pretty sure only cyba would fit in that time period.
>>6085896
I know that feeling.
You can never have what you want so what's the point? There is no point. To anything. The only thing there is is just pain. Life is pain. You want to lash out at the world for letting you exist and you hope the world strikes back so that it can destroy you and put you out of misery.
>>6085939
is right. Run yourself ragged so you can feel just how pathetic you are. Eventually you'll get too tired to be angry.
Or if you want to be psychotic go buy something just to break it. Ceramic coffee mugs are great for that.
>>6085912
Red
>>6085937
>>6085938
oh
OH
OH
whoops
>>6085932
Feels like im floating and can hear her voice if i take enough. Especially with her cute sound clips and music. Feels like i could wake up in a meadow next to her and her say "Gosh anon youre finally awake!"
>>6085910
You forgot to capitalize both, and grammar is not a language. What you meant to say was "or English as a second language", I assume.
>>6085952
>so girl you miss the t
Phienchen confirmed for cis wombyn
>>6085930
>tfw potc passes better than you ever will
kill mee
Why is white/pink so cute and black/pink so AGP?
>>6085943
Hi Gem!
I had a dream about having really nice abs and now I want to work hard to get them!
>>6085956
Man fri*k off you nerd ass grammar nazi poo poo doo doo head faggot gaylord
>>6085963
Because white, pink, light blue, are famanine, and staaaaaff.
While black, and purple, are fetishy masc stuff.
>>6085965
if you get nice girl abs can I feel them
abs are nice
>>6085949
Nice! Thank you anon!
>>6085923
B-bye
>>6085963
Because white is pure and black is "sexy". Most of my undies are black so I guess I'm agp.
>>6085953
>how 2 cheat
I would if I knew ;_;
youd be the first one Id share that secret with
>>6085955
anon... I am trying to stay clean
>>6085957
I wish ;_;
Id give everything just to be intersex.
>>6085967
>purple is fetishy masc stuff
Y-you're kidding right?
Is green bad too? That's my other favorite color
>>6085963
Because Neps thigh highs are blue/white
>>6085972
I wanna get in your black undies, gurl
>>6085967
b-but purple is pretty ;_;
My GF likes me :3
>>6085973
A few sleeping pills and painkillers cant hurt. I feel like i can wake up in a grassy meadow and feel the warm sun on my face as i slowly fade in and can hear Neps soft voice more clearly. Then shed shake me a bit and id fully wake, locking my eyes with hers.
>>6085974
Yeah, I'd say so, turquoise is fine though.
Yellow is fine, orange is edge case, red is quite strong too, but I guess ok.
You better change your tastes anon, and quick.
>>6085956
>grammar is not a language
But grammar is language, and a native speaker would be able to parse the implication that English grammar was implied multiple times
http://cnl.psych.cornell.edu/pubs/2008-cc-BBS.pdf
>>6085973
Why tho ?
You are a girl
You are gorgeous
Fucked up chromosomes don't change that
>>6085961
Honey, if that's the case, you're obviously not trying.
There is literally no one worse than potsy.
>>6085989
>Purple is not masc lol
Not masc you say?
Then explain this image.
There's tons of solitude, and lots of representation of "darkness" in this. That's masc.
>>6085994
Potc has a better face than me.
>>6085973
reminds me of the time I had a game shark and a gameboy color I cherished a lot as a kid and then i let a friend borrow it and pokemon gold so he could shiw ne something and then he "lost it" and I cried when I realized he just took it and lied to my face and to my mom and I threw the gameshark away because there was no point anymore
>>6085994
Except for me
I'm god of the hons
>>6085955
I should really try this
>>6086002
Sry but I am
>>6086007
Nope
>>6086009
have you seen me lilly??!?!?!?
>>6085996
Im not promoting anything. For me its to be in tune with my Nep. With just a few pills and the right music a perfect wonderland with her awaits. A few things to feel like ive thrown away all the bad things in the world.
>>6086002
>stealing my title
>>6086011
Yes but anons call me Larry and Merkel for a reason
I am the tru hun
Sry
>>6086007
Don't go?
>>6086006
>>6086002
>throwing away your male privilege and suppressing years of male socialization to be a hon
That way lies only pain
>>6085752
>Get, FFS this year and then SRS ASAP.
>Be a huge slut for a while.
>Slowly work my way up to the top at my job and eventually go corporate.
>Make lots of money.
>Become a cougar and have lots of boy toys.
>Eventually settle down, get married, and have a baby with a surrogate.
>Be successful and enjoy life.
>>6085930
never fails to weird me out how much they remind me of my sister
>>6086024
>tfw giving up being an ugly man so I can be an even uglier woman
Maybe I'm just self-destructive?
>>6085979
W-wouldnt it be even more agp to have black panties for the sake of people getting into cute black panties?
>>6086020
>The color purple is fem
It is not, it's always in masc culture.
>>6086034
Pink was masc in England for many years. Culture changes
I think lavender is a pretty fem shade of purple!
>80
>80 fucking pages was needed to prove my GID to judge.
But at least they will change my birth certificate.
>>6086033
>tfw no cute black panties
j-just
>>6086040
a/s/l?
>>6086047
21/mtf/Minnesota
OMG, I swear I'm somehow getting uglier.
>>6086033
idk senpai imma cum inside u tho
>>6086055
iktf
>>6086043
That's fucking ridiculous.
What was written on those 80 pages?
Congratulations though.
It really makes me wonder why IDs list genders in the first place. If the picture kind of matches that's good enough.
>>6086007
THEY CALLED ME AND HRAD MY HON VOICE I WANT TO DIE PLEASE NILL ME
>>6086019
I'm the hon
>>6086020
I dunno... I don't pass.... Raaaaaghgghh I don't know what to do...
>>6086020
I'm a lot worse than you tho........
>>6086020
It's good pay and I can transfer to Seattle or Portland..
>>6086055
Same.
>>6086055
me too but thats because ive been off hrt for a week
>go off hormones
>dysphoria at max
>desire for a vagina goes through the roof
wtf is this
>>6086055
please dont start a sentence with omg in all caps ever again
>>6086055
I had to go off hrt and now my entire face is ruined forever, I look like i'm 35.
I wish I could go full cocoon/neet mode for my transition. Never leave the house for a year and come out passing
>tfw could detransition into a cute boy RIGHT NOW
guys I miss my gf so much.
I miss her nerdy little glasses and her smile and how she rails my ass and her humor and how she gives me direction in life!
>>6086055
Age
>>6086043
I want to change my birth certificate and then carry it around as I dress as a guy and pee all over North Carolina desu
>>6086032
You'll probably end up cuter as a girl desu
>>6086030
Do you know how I know you're gay
>>6086081
But then your bf will throw you out the window.
>>6086072
>implying anyone could stand a chance against a 5´10" man beast from sweden
tch
>>6086064
>tfw you went off hormones for half a week before but you just felt shitty in general and didnt really have any changes with dysphoria
>tfw at one point I looked down at my body for a solid minute or three and felt comfortably like a girl
autism is weird
>>6086086
rip
>>6086085
and id probably turn suicidal again
>>6086046
La Vie en Rose sells really cute ones with pineapple print...
>>6086072
Yes you are. My eyes aren't lying.
>>6086093
I don't think they exist in the states.
>>6086088
What's espeically weird about it is that I felt like eating pussy and I've never felt like that even before HRT
>>6086083
If you can get a man, why would you go after a transbian?
>>6086088
its really weird sometimes for me aswell.. I really want to be a girl but.. I sometimes wonder if I would regret it somehow, because I sometimes have a phase (like 1-2 days) in which im okay with being a boy, but the following 3 weeks I want to transition again.. im retarded
>>6086099
I thought the states had everything. They've even taken Timmies.
>>6086091
how would you kill yourself anyway with all those broken bones?
>>6086108
Forgot pic
>>6086084
>You'll probably end up cuter as a girl desu
I really hope so. Even if I don't make it, I could just be a feminine looking guy, right? Based on my family I'm boned in the breast department anyway.
>>6086030
angie and faye have been here for years, dude
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/26/a-danger-to-wives-and-daughters-petition-to-boycott-target-over-transgender-inclusive-bathrooms-claims-growing-support/
Yay fuck everything
>>6086063
>transfer to Portland
Do it.
>>6086043
Why did you need 80 pages? My letter took less than half a page.
>>6086055
Everyone is. We are all dying. Slowly. Trannies age slower so you have that going for you.
>>6086081
Or you could keep being a cute girl
>>6086103
Men are smelly
>>6086117
Being a femboy is almost as good as being a trans girl
>>6086103
eventually the hrt will convert their brains and theyll crave man cock. no tranny can escape
>>6086111
that is a good question
>>6086120
That's the problem with generals: people come here out of habit and then they never leave.
It can't be healthy for them to still be here.
>tfw u look like a man 2day
sucks Tbh
I don't even know why I post in these threads anymore.
I'm like a ghost or something, sustaining myself on people's pity when I post my pathetic complaints about life.
What do you do when you're 23, 5'8'', and your chest, waist, and hip measurements are 40/40/36?
With a face not even FFS can fix?
With diagnosed psychosis, on top of the mental illness called gender dysphoria?
It's like I'm addicted to posting in this shithole just to hear the "It's going to be alright" from the pathetic hons who are going to kill themselves or detransition any day, or the "lmao kill yourself" from the lucky ones who started transitioning when they were like 14.
I hate this, I hate knowing what dysphoria even is, I hate knowing what makes me feel so shit, I hate not being able to feel anything from human beings, I hate hating myself so much, I hate how psychologists and psychiatrists can do nothing for me.
I'd say "This is unfair" if I still believed in anything like worldly justice existing.
>>6086128
You look like a pretty girl maddie
>>6086123
>Being a femboy is almost as good as being a trans girl
Sweet! I'll take what I can get, throw a few years of income at myself and fade into oblivion.
>>6086129
You got a skype? Id like to talk to you
>>6086056
Aaaaaàaaàààあああああああああ!!!
>>6086128
rip tgd
>>6086140
hmu bb ;)
*cyms*
>>6086124
source on pic?
>>6086129
>40/40/36
How much do you weigh?
5'8" is a tall girl, not a suspiciously tall one though.
In theory you could lose an inch of height through muscle loss.
>>6086139
I don't skype
I hate thinking my male voice could be heard by someone
>>6086140
Yeah id fuck you hard cutie
>tfw hips hurt so bad lately i couldnt sleep on my side
reee
>>6086145
4chin
>>6086147
Just text is fine. Please?
>>6086068
OMG, why not?
>>6086147
tfw I've done this
tfw it's exactly that bad
>>6086130
im a tough alpha male >.<
>>6086124
I crave man cock, okay?
It's just that my gf treats me in a way that I really like! She really loves me, and she gives me something to aim for, to be the best wife I can be for her!
>>6086128
>tfw you look like a man every day
:'(
>>6086163
>alpha male
I bet you can't even grow any facial hair
Maybe if you get some T injections you'll stop looking like a woman.
>>6086163
good girl
>>6086169
I feel the same way about Neptune~! I want to cum inside of her tight pussy and make her orgasm over and over till beads of sweat roll down her legs.
hey ladies how are we today?
