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old thread: >>6072660
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first for you faggots all have mental illnesses
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>>6077953
You're replying to the wrong general friend :)
Here you go >>6077793
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>>6077969
you're all the same
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>>6077978
Well, kinda, but they also have a "I'm a woman fetish", so they're slightly worse.
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>>6077953
what about bifags?
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>>6077995
you wanna lick my butthole?
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>>6077999
well they suffer from the same mental illness so I dont see how thats any different
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>>6078012
right but most bisexuals only fuck guys on the side purely for sex and have relationships with women

it's just a hole, bro
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>>6078020
Sounds like a mental illness to me since vagina is objectively the superior hole; therefore one would only fuck another man out of pure mental illness
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>>6078034
but if you fuck both that doubles the amount of sex you can have
and mouths are the same on everybody
nothing gay about dumping your load in a hole if you don't love the person attached to it
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>>6077938
Another dog general?

>>6078043
Master Race truly.
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>>6078003
No.
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>>6078043
>but if you fuck both that doubles the amount of sex you can have
this is the logic of a six year old
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>>6078043
>nothing gay about dumping your load in a hole if you don't love the person attached to it
i guess that means most gay guys aren't gay because that's exactly what those gays did to me in the gay sauna last weekend
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>>6078047
You're a faggot aint ya? go on, I know you want to
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>>6078052
*doubles the amount of opportunities for sex
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>>6078052
yeah i mean if you're bi but ugly, double zero is still zero
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>>6078067
sex with another man isnt sex, technically you're still a virgin unless you have sex (penis in pussy)
>>6078073
I dont know what you're projecting on about
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>>6078045
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>>6078108
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>6078116
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>>6078118
The poor pup... he died like he lived... a mess.
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>>6078083
that's what normies think. everyone knows you're a virgin until you get a footjob from a femboy and cum on his toes
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John!
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>>6078129
>using ellipses to convey long pauses
A hyphen is what you use for long pauses.

http://www.thepunctuationguide.com/ellipses.html
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Have you ever come across a homophobic straight mtf?
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>>6078176
...I'm sorry... I'll try better next time...
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>>6078063
You must be one too, if you want a dude to lick your butthole
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>>6078196
Please explain how
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tfw no jew bf
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>>6078211
if i convert to judaism will you date me
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>>6078211
>tfw jew friend is a huge homophobe
>his dick ain't bad looking though

Anon. Bad. No.
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>>6078224
how have you seen him hard to know he dick is nice looking?
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>>6078236
the irony
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>>6078224
It's not gay if he slaps you and calls you a dirty little faggot the whole time~
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>>6078238
who?
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>>6078236
presumably in the same situation where he learned his jewish friend is a huge homophobe
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>>6078242
this is my fetish, but only when its a girl doing it to me, because im not gay lol
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>>6078236
He browsed Craigslist a lot so he had a dick picture on his PC, when we were hanging out and he was on it going through his pictures, he accidentally clicked on it and BAM.
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>>6078253
>accidentally
yea ok who keeps their dick pics in the same folder as the rest of their images
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>>6078265
Not him but I literally have one folder for everything on my pc
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>>6078265
I didn't think too much about the guys logic and I wasn't going to make it more awkward than it was for the guy.

What a man does with pictures of his junk and where he stores them is on him.
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>>6078253
something very similar happened to me and my brother in law saw a bunch of my nudes for a second
I was saving his resume and it went to last saved to folder, which happened to be my nudes folder and he just says, "OH, there's dicks!"
laughed it off though
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>>6078280
It's how Jew friend and my current roommate came across all my furry porn back in the day. It was a cringe moment for me, but they didn't care.
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>>6078286
thankfully it was only pics of my ass and dick, nothing degenerate
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>>6078286
>they didn't care
They 100% definitely told other people about this
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>>6078296
Lucky break, still awkward. Thankfully nothing like that has happened in a long time.

>>6078297
Hey, if they did, I wouldn't care. Turns out that a mutual friend of my roommate is really into the fur smut too, and he likes guys.

Win?
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>>6078253
"oh no, effeminate friend, it appears I have clicked on a photograph of my large, erect penis! how embarrassed I am, let me try and close it... oh no, the mouse is slow! and my trousers have fallen off!"
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>>6078309
Do not joke about such horrors...
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>>6078306
It's a win for you and a loss for humanity at large
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>>6078340
Since when has humanity done anything for me?
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>>6078340
KEK
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>>6077938
>tfw so fucked up from my breakup that I'm sleeping with guys left and right just to get that feeling of bodily contact with someone
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im amazing
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>>6078363
Hello Darkness my old friend...

You're going to end up depressed at this rate.
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>>6078374
I'm already depressed desu
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>>6078363
if you know you're doing it for self destructive reasons and you continue to do it in the knowledge that you're deliberately self destructing, then you're not self destructing, you're being self aggrandising as a ploy for attention
"look! look how fucked up this has made me! boo hoo hoo look how badly I'm coping"
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zizzy zazzer zozzy
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>>6078377
Trying to feel things won't help. Just saying.
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Why do I always feel ugly?
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>>6078430
because you have low self esteem and a poor body image
or maybe you're just ugly
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>>6078430
Lack of self-esteem? I started having more and more days in which I'd look in the mirror and I'd find myself to be relatively good looking, all when I started working on my self-esteem issues.
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>>6078439
This is me.
>I'm the faggot that starts all the pass threads
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>>6078456
are you mtf or ftm?
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I ran into ex feelings guy at target. We flirted a little
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>>6078465
Neither
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>>6078467
oh
well if you shaved I'd probs cuddle with you as long as your body isn't gross
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>>6078456
why would you feel ugly, you look pretty decent and cute, thin your eyebrows though
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>>6078456
>Ugly
Jesus man. That does sound like lack of self-esteem if you think you aren't attractive.
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>>6078467
>neither
>leaving everyone still curious of gender.
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>>6078474
I'm told I'm skinny but I feel fat
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>>6078479
neither as in cis
and they obviously have a dick, stupid
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>>6078482
post body pic then
also you sound like my ex
was qt and skinny but thought he was ugly and fat
ended up becoming anorexic
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>>6078485
Like your posts matter. Ha! Filthy stupid faggot.
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>>6078485
you really should kill yourself, your existence is pathetic.
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>>6078490
I haven't shaved in a little while
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>>6078509
you are to simply put it, skinnyfat
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>>6078492
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>>6078509
if you just dieted a little and ran you'd be fine, m8

>>6078492
>>6078506
sry, didn't mean to upset ur fragile sense of self by pointing something out in a joking way
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What is it like having a boyfriend?
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>>6078531
https://youtu.be/HL1UzIK-flA
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>>6078515
Yeah I guess I just gotta eat less to get rid of that extra flab
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>>6078531
its like a fragrance you enjoy
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>>6078530
I swim 5 days every week for an hour
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>>6078546
cut calories and exercise more then
if you feel bad about your appearance then do the work it takes to improve it
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>>6078531
Everything you do and like to do, they'll do it with you depending on who you're with.
There's cuddling, sleeping together, wasting hours of the days together.
Sex is there if you want it, or not if you don't care.
You have the obligation to be obnoxious for a period of time while you force others to bask in your love.
You'll be driven mad by them while equally loving them.

It's an experience, I'll say that.
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>>6078531
salty milk and coins
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Yay, spent the whole weekend with friend couples...

I just love reminders of my loneliness.
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>>6078780
HIGH FIVE!
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Is everyone else as tired as I am about writing useless ass papers for college that professors don't even read?

Every week like clockwork for the past 3 years I write a 4 to 6 page essay on something trivial.

I'm burnt out.
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>>6078851

Haven't had many papers to write thankfully, my biochem teacher did make us read a scientific paper then lengthily answer some questions then meet up with certain group members, discuss the paper and everything, then write another paper describing all that. The paper wasn't that well written either.
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>this messages you
>incest and k9
...
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>>6079159
>shitskin
Dropped
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LaYPWtNvJ-A
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>>6078531
Comforting. Kinda like an emotional sponge. When they feel good you feel it too. When you feel bad they help absorb it.

Its nice always having a cuddle buddy and someone to waste time with.

But if youre not careful you'll compromise too much of yourself in order to make it work. Its hard to see it happening. Im hoping ill know better next time.
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>>6079159
>Tattoos
>Incest
>Bestiality
>Vidya gayms

Literally my ideal bf.
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>>6079289
I mean incest and beastiality is fine, but I draw the line at tattoos and video games
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>>6078564

what does this image mean

is it english??
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>>6079421
Broken Engrish.

He's embarrassed to share a bed with someone, but then of course, secretly loves it.
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>>6079462
i think its just autism t b h
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>>6079497
What isn't according to 4chan?
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>>6079499
shit that isnt autistic like furries and webcomics
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>>6079551
Shhhhh anon... shhhhhh

We're on a board, on a website based off of Japanese imageboards. You're essentially autistic the moment you arrive. Embrace the degeneracy, you filthy cock lover.
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>>6079604
webcomics furries :3 faces etc etc etc are just another level of autism
you can like anime and vidya and not be a obnoxious retard
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>>6079627
Good luck finding people that aren't obnoxious.
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>tfw no big hunky guy to pound my straight bp
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>>6079629
im pretty chill t b h
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>>6079630
Your bp won't be straight for long.

>>6079634
I meant on here, but okay, that's good.
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>>6079637
i am on here
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>>6079640
Are u sure?
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I saw a gay African American man in a store today. He looked like he was about 18. He was with a much older African man, whom, judging by his accent, I'm guessing was from Africa. I'm guessing he was his father by the way he was speaking to the younger African American gay man. They did not seem to get along very well. The older man seemed ever frustrated. They were shopping for plug-in air fresheners.

That's the end of the story.
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>>6079637
>Your bp won't be straight for long.

Oh, yeah? *blush*
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What's a cute weight for a 171cm short stack like me?
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>>6079696
11 stone
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>>6077953
>mental illness
>posts on 4chan
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>>6079696

70kg
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>>6079696
about 3 kg more than me
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>>6079697
5 stone to lose. Time for a black coffee and fag diet.
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>>6079744
Fatty
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>>6079755
No shit.
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>>6079744
If you look like that guy stay exactly the same.

Also I just said 11 stone for a laugh, I'm about 165cm I think or something in that ballpark and weigh just over 8 stone. I'm skinny as shit but not a total stick for the height.

Probably say that 9.5 -10.5 is "normal" for the height but truth be told I'm not too sure on all this. With my current weight you can kinda see my rub cage poking through so I really need to fatten up anyway.
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>>6079759
muscle pupper is best pupper
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>>6079780
I wonder how big his dick is.
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>>6079784
Ask the sock
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>>6079769
Yeah you could definitely put another stone on and not look anything close to chubby. Do you prefer your slim look or do you want to put on any muscle?
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This video, with 15 million views, is a song about shaming and killing gays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

And yet, this song is praised by everyone post 2009.

Is this proof that gays still aren't accepted in modern society?
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>>6079788
Looks small could be a grower.
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Whoah! I haven't posted in this thread yet!
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>>6079794
t b h more about dissing someones masculinity
still problematic buts its not literally about killing gays
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>>6079799
Post bum and I'll forgive you
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>>6079794
>2009

I don't know anyone who praises this song, maybe you involve yourself in different social circles to me.
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>Women are attracted to me.
>Men aren't.
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>>6079798
Manlet puns pls go
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>>6079802
>I don't know anyone who praises this song.
Are you blind to the 15 million people who watched and 110k that liked the video????
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>>6079803
Prove it
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>>6079793
Well I've been eating a lot more and trying to fatten up but I've always had a very fast metabolism so its in and straight out. Pretty sure I've got a worm eating all the food too hah.

But yeah I don't mind being slim, I guess I'm like otter mode right now, if that's what I think it is, slim but with some muscle definition.

I was talking to some other guys on here about building muscle is specific areas and they gave me pretty good advice on what kind of workout to be focusing on, so when I get paid and have some free time I'm going to start all that.

Not looking to be built, really wouldn't suit me as a person but I need to just stop my body wasting away and just generally improving my health.
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>>6079802
tbf it is a fucking banger
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>>6079806
>15 million

I'm not oblivious to the fact there is millions(probably billions) of homophobic shits out there. Luckily none of them are my friends or family. Most of them are living in third-world shit holes or American ghettos.
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>>6079801
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>>6079811
>I've always had a very fast metabolism
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>>6079822
I didn't even notice the lyrics were homophobic till just now, maybe there's loads of naive people like me listening to it too.
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>>6079827
It's like a fat person saying they can gain weight no matter how little they eat. You can't break the laws of physics.
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>>6079827
Yeah pretty much my diet my whole life. That's why I've been trying to eat different things and just generally things with nutritional value.
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>>6079769
>2016
>Still using stones for measuring weight
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>>6079837
>2016
>Still using feet to measure distance.
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>>6079827
Isn't Mi Goreng like 400+ calories a pack if you use all the sauces/oils and seasonings?
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>>6079845
What kind of Amerifat sauces do they have for Mi Goreng, its like 150kcal even with all the sauces here.
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>>6079829
it was a different time...
doubt dmx has any major prejudice against gays he just wasnt very PC
like a gangsta rap nigel farage
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>>6079848
My bad, I was remembering info from a site that gave the wrong serving size.
It's a little over 200 per (85g) pack.
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>>6079848
Mi goreng with the oil package is 400. It's about 200 without the oil.
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>>6079827

Haha
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If you're a protestant christian gay, does this mean you'll basically never be in a relationship for the entirety of your life? Not because of your religion itself, of course, but because other gays don't want anything to do with you?
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What does it feel like to have a bf with huge muscles?
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>>6079806

DMX was popular. But even in like 2006, my friends who liked rap were laughing at DMX lyrics. The guy has always had kind of a hokey excessive reputation... I mean "blood on my hands 'cuz I got no remorse/blood on my dick 'cuz I fucked a corpse"? Even a lot of people who listened to DMX thought this stuff was high-larryuss.

Also, YouTube stuff doesn't mean much. Remember when they had star ratings? Just having "like" and "dislike" doesn't even come close to representing the range of emotions people get from art.
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>>6079870
I'm a tiny twink so I could climb him as a tree, and ride his shoulders at concerts. It was awesome!


I miss him sometimes.
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>>6079870
If feels like having a bf. And he has huge muscles.
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>>6079870
Depends on how big, my last bf was pretty jacked. It got annoying going to any places with a lot of other fags because they would stare and flirt with him constantly. The sex and cuddles were fantastic it's great having some so big and firm ramming into you or them being able to physically dominate you. The major downside was his gym obsession, 5 2-hour workouts a week meant I saw him less in the evenings than my previously chub bf. I could never cook for him since he pre-cooked for his macros and I'm a pretty good cook so I could show that off to him. We broke up when he moved to Australia.
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>>6079905
If you got fit too then you could have gone to the gym together and pre-cooked together :/
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Whatchurlistnurnto, gaidjinn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4j9o6324bo
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>>6079829

I've loved this style of facial hair ever since I saw it on that guy from Jurassic World.
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>>6079962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
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>>6079962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14Jj6gSgPY
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>>6079962
https://youtu.be/HIJ5XvZeb-k

My current favourite.
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>>6079962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlmDPC6ai4Y
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>>6079696
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>>6079794
I dont even care.

Fun song.

Hip-hop culture was less accepting of homosexuality in 2003. Deal with it.
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>>6080039
Plus we've now got that "throw that boypussy" song

https://youtu.be/x4iBBfEHNaE
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>>6080041
>terrible taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
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>>6080041
Yaaaaaaaaaas kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
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>>6080041
This is legitimately terrible. Not even in an ironic way. Kill yourself.
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>>6080043
Boo. You guys are no fun at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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>>6080043
Well I mainly listen to Kiss100 or heart in my car, so I've just become used to pop music. Used to hate the shit, now I wind the window down, bang the sound up and start singing along to Beyonce in traffic jams.

And then I'll change to Rinse FM and get the grime going senpai.
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>>6080047
Just because you have fun with it doesn't mean others will, you autistic fag. Get good taste in music. Have the superior homoerotic music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7s83kh_30g
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>>6080046
Never said I liked it.
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>>6079962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8xdsZhfrcA
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>>6080047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXx79O6RGeM
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>>6080052

lol fuck your indie shit
best gay music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqcnb9DaQ6I
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>>6080068
>Shitting on indie.
>Being a consumerist mainstream entry-level "I let corporations choose what I like" music.
With that level of insecurity and lack of self confidence, I'm certain that you're either single, or a locked up slave in some neckbeard's basement.
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>>6080073
>corporations
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3GOBYUpa9E
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>>6080052
it was a joke... I don't care for either, i listen to prog rock mostly lol
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>>6080110
Do you own a dog, dog-posting-anon?
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>>6080073
Thats fucking retarded. You can like pop music and that's fine. You can like funk, jazz, metal, punk, blues, ambient, vaporwave or fucking abstract noise and i still wont know shit about you.

Here's why: The music you enjoy listening to makes absolutely no statement on who you are as a person. I could say liking indie makes you some faggy little loser that still thinks going against the norm has been relevant or even interesting since punk, and so you're probably part of some faggy little niche group with ugly people who have to overcompensate by trying to be interesting

Is it true? Maybe idk, literally all i know about you is you make retarded assumptions and you like to listen to indie music.

stop acting like little niches that existed in school still exist when you're old enough to be on this website, or get the fuck out for being an underaged moron talking shit about the real world.
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>>6080126
I do not, no. Had 2 back at my mum's house, a staffy and a jack russell.

Neither of them were soft and the staffy was a total beta male, had one testicle and got femdommed by our other dog 2/10 would not buy one for myself.
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>>6080144
Ahahaha, pretty unusual, my friends got a full staff and he's awesome, really loving and caring he gets super excited to meet people.

My aunts got a back Russell terrier.... Its as loud as you'd think and then some.

Personally I wanna get a German shepherd but I'm not going to get one until I've got somewhere to live with space for him to properly play.

Are you looking to get a dog then, assuming you've moved out right?
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>>6080144
i can bark to a degree people are convinced i have a dog button
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Sometimes I feel the urge to re download Grindr... But I know deep down it'll just make me depressed again.

I wish there were better apps.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjWG0oNpWog

E U R O V I S I O N H Y P E
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>>6080149
Well right now I live in a student house, I'm not allowed to keep pets. You'd think with the amount i fucking pay I could do whatever I want but na.

i'll get a dog after next year when i leave uni tho. Gonna need a companion that stops me getting too lonely and depressed but doesn't bitch about everything and use my bathroom and kitchen.
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>>6080155
Austria will get the sympathy vote again.
>>6080154
But at least you can drown your sorrows in dick I guess.
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>>6080159
German Shepherd is the answer my friend. Or Army's dog, he looks so awesome.
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>>6080161
I have my heart set on a pomeranian or a pomsky desu

my first dog was a german shepherd. I think his name was Cairn, he would fuck up anyone that got close to me when i was a toddler but he never got mad at me. He was based.

Too big and energetic now though. I can't deal with the responsibility of having a dog like that. A small dog would be better for me i think.
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>>6080160

Meh, hook ups don't do anything for me anymore. I want someone nice.
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None of the song every one of you posts will ever be as good as Freebird
https://youtu.be/D0W1v0kOELA
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>>6080161
pic related based pomskys
>>6080170
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>>6080161

Don't get a husky unless you plan on having a very bad toddler who sheds ALL THE TIME.
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god theres a really cute boy at work and i don't know what to say to him
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>>6080160
>tfw Eurovision has been ruined by the libtard political agenda

There's nothing wrong with political voting though, that's all part of the fun. Eurovision is for getting drunk with your family & friends, making racist/stereotype jokes and listening to shitty fun music. Not muh feels. I guarantee there's gonna be some shit about refugees especially considering it's hosted in Sweden. There will probs be refugee dancers or an imported crowd of them to show how tolerant Europe is.
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How do you ask out a pansexual?
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>>6080186
The same way you ask out a bisexual.
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>>6080188
you don't?
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>>6080178
Do you speak to him often?
Do you know if he's gay?
>>6080176
Yeah the hair will get everywhere but still, these pictures kill me, he's so damn adorable its unreal.

You seem like you get a lot of dates though dude, have none of them ever clicked at all?
>>6080170
They are quite independent but also very family oriented, I'd hate to get a dog and have to go to work with him home all day :(

I used to walk one for this family they just didn't give a fuck about him, they were mega rich and got him just because they could. He was such an awesome dog, I really wish I could have kept him and given him a good home.

Little dogs are gay though mate~
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>>6080186
This: >>6080188
You don't.

>>6080181
lol'd@pic
>>6080176
qt.
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>>6080190
Damn right.
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>>6080188
Why?
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>>6080192
i have said like two sentences to him
and i have no idea ;~; his facebook has old pictures of him with girls but he's so damn cute
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>>6080181
Yeah I guess so, never watched it myself because it just seems like such a crap circle jerk.

England will probably come out with some brexit song and get booed off, that I'd like to see.
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>>6080192
Yeah that sucks, but I mean I work a lot and i like to go out when im not working, or stay at work and chill with friends after, so I don't really spend enough time at home to have a dog at this point anyway, even if i could. I just want to rent one when im at home.

>Little dogs are gay though mate~

Eat shit they're adorable. I'm straight enough to balance it out.
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>>6080190
Why?
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>>6080207
post pompsky
the blacker the better
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>>6080202
Pansexuals are just bisexuals with special snowflake syndrome. There are only two genders.

Asexuals are just people with low sex drive.
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>>6080205
Well get more chatty with him, talk to the guy more, get to know him.


Then drop your keys, turn around and aim your ass at his dick, it's the only real test, if he's gay he will instantly cum all over you.
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>>6080211
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>>6080215
i'd have to stalk his work schedule we don't share shifts
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>>6080194

Exactly this. You're only setting yourself up for a train of pain, and not the good kind
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>>6080218
gimmie dat
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>>6080226
you should look into finnish lapphunds. Similar but fluffier when they get older.
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>when flat drama spills out of facebook into real life

About damn time, been trying to avoid reading this book on feminism all day.
/blog

>>6080224
>and not the good kind
I really want someone to punch me in the jaw. I haven't been punched in the jaw for so long, I'm craving it.
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>>6080209
because gays are ok with wild sex-heavy flinghappy polygamous relationships and cheating all over the place, unless you leave them for a woman, then it's blood libel.
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>>6080230
i just want a low maintenance fluffy cutie that doesn't have the shovel hit face
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>>6080207
Yeah, sucks man, you could try and dress your dog up as a person and get him a job. They can't say no if he identifies as human, the intolerant cunts!

Doesn't matter how straight you are, little dogs are gay and in turn so are you :3
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>>6080221
Get to it, get your creep on and know his every move, how many breaths he takes a minute, everything!
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>tfw trying to seduce a guy 12 years my senior is proving to be harder than expected

I thought you guys said men in their thirties would jump at the chance to get with a guy in his twenties? I can't believe I fell for this meme.
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>>6080248
It's not a meme, you're just not attractive.
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>>6080236
yeah apparently lapphunds are really calm and patient but idk they qt tho
>>6080240
I like the cut of your jib kid.

not gay tho i just come here for the bantz.
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>>6080231

Get in a bar fight.

At least here in Texas, it's easy. Just like old western movies
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>>6080236

Get a lab mix. Medium size dog, always sweet, easy to train
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>>6080257
I'm moving to the US soon so I'll give it a shot. Americans are all pussies though, especially college kids. Nuffin like a good foight outside spoons with the lads innit
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>>6080251
Haha oh my

>>6080252
Yeah but the point I'm trying to make is that if you get a dog like that you will become gay and be seen as gay.

Be careful man, you're gonna get AIDS at this rage.

But to be fair women love gay dogs, so maybe it will actually get you both kinds of pusspuss
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>>6080264
>Americans are all pussies though, especially college kids
say that to my face not online and see what happens i train ufc bro
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>>6080264
Also, I'll gladly punch you in the jaw bb, I wont get a boner, I promise.
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>>6080272
I'm legit sick at wrestling, all memes aside.

>ufc
I'll groundnpound ur boiipuccii

>>6080274
do it faggot
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>>6080262
h-how big is the knot?
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>see this guy for like two months
>really start falling for him
>gets back together with his ex after pretty much keeping me on hold for a month
>blocked him everywhere
>yet I still think about him and hope he changes his mind

pls teach me how to be less pathetic, family. If he would try to get me back in a few weeks after realizing what a colossol mistake he made, I probably would say yes. How do I get this out of my system?
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>>6080269
I mean i dont really want pusspuss

I'm actually a little gay but i only touch feminine penis so im TECHNICALLY straight.
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>>6080251
He says I'm cute and he's into me, but he feels bad about the age difference. He's never been with someone as young as me and he says it makes him feel like a perv even though I'm 22.

I have some medical problems and so he's also worried he's going to hurt me. Like I'm fragile or something. The one time we fooled around I came so hard I needed my inhaler after and I think it freaked him out.
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>>6080274
But if he punches back, you'll climax right?
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>>6080277
i too deal with this
i thought i got over my ex but i hope daily he will tell me he misses me
;~;
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>>6080276
I bet every single person who owns a Great Dane gets fucked by it. There's literally no reason to own a dog that big if you're not gonna have sex with it.
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>>6080275
These bony knuckles will fuck you up bruv

As I took this photo someone's little dog started attacking the pg tips monkey hanging off my car~
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>>6080276

I actually do have a picture of his dick (the shaft for super swollen after his neutering I got worried something bad happened) but I'm not sharing that.

I got banned once for sharing my own dick, that's enough for me
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>>6080285
Yeah I'll start begging for the dick, I deliberately hit my friends so they'll hit me back.... :(

>>6080283
Nah mate, you just a fag.
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>>6080289
According to my mate who is a phsyio, I've got the boxer tendons. Shame I'm about as agile as a brick wall and my joints are all fucked lmao
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>>6080295
you dont know me
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>>6080288
>when the dog humps your leg
>>6080294
Is there any actual benefit to neutering your boy dog?
i wouldn't feel right about it
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>>6080277

Block him on everything in return, allowing no way to relapse, and focus on something new/new bp.

It's never going to fix itself anon
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>>6080284
>The one time we fooled around I came so hard I needed my inhaler after and I think it freaked him out.

i'm dead
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>>6080301

We own a female dog and didn't want there to be issues. Also because he was a run away and would constantly mark territory and flee at the scent of females.

A month after we neutered him, he calmed down a lot and our dogs get along great now
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>>6080301
>Is there any actual benefit to neutering your boy dog?
Apparently it makes them easier to control.

We had our dog neutered because my mum feared that he'd always be off running after bitches. It did nothing to his behaviour and now we can't stud him thanks to her. He's a certified pure breed with a line of contest winners, it's a shame.

>>6080284
Fucking a guy until he gets an asthma attack is one of my favourite personal achievements.
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>>6080294
You should take some more photos of this and put it in a rar for me :3

>>6080297
Yeah but if you can take being hit them you'll win any fight. I just get fucked after one hit, but until then my fists are stun grenades.
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>>6080301
lowers chance of tumors in dogs, most shelters or rescues won't let you adopt a dog without doing it if they aren't already spayed or neutered though. pretty sure the benefits are more tangible with female dogs and cats
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>>6080312
Unless you've got hardtoe boots on and kick me in the back of the head then you're not gonna knock me out.

I've probably got a lot of drain bamage from concussions in rugby. I still have slight issues with a spine compression I got when I was 16 from headon charging a 6'4 140kg 20 year old (who was somehow playing U18) that knocked me the fuck out.
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>>6080311

That guy I went on a date with had an inhaler... Immediate first thought was that scenario.
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>>6080311
can a neutered dog ejaculate?
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>>6080312

My soft cock with a red rash on it that came from new soap? No lol. Worst dick pics ever.
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