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Hey ya'll! Let's chill out here. Remember:
>don't tripfag
>don't respond to shitposters
>post bara dudes

How beefy is too beefy for you?
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Old thread: >>6011609
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>>6069747
But noodles isn't even that beefy.
Just degenerate
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>>6069726
No such thing as too beefy

>tfw I will never feel like I'm beefy enough
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>>6069826
He just looks bad, probably why the poor guy has body dysmorphia
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>>6069853
>>6069826
> exaggerated manlet, beefy in an unappealing way
> dresses horribly
> attention whore and internet drama queen, exposes his life on the internet for everyone to see
> weird harem fetishist
Noodlesandbeef is the perfect example of who I DON'T want to ever be.
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>>6069747
>noodlesandbeef

Am I the only one who hates that degenerate with a passion? It's not only his debased degeneracy that annoys me, but his constant "wahhh, look at me, I'm so sad and depressed because of my dysmorphia and personal issues [despite having 5 'boyfriends', living in an expensive San Francisco townhouse, having a horde of fawning white-knights who worship him, etc.]"

Also, he's very shallow and self-absorbed.
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>>6070063
>He also manipulates his bfs into misery
>At least that ginger one at least. There was a pic of one of his bloggings. Was some scary reading.

Wanna give me a summary?

Also, the ginger one is so disgusting: he's literally injecting his balls and dick with isotonic solution to make them swell to unnatural sizes, just to satisfy a 'fetish' (though I cannot say whose fetish it is, if it is that of his "master's", or his own...)

The whole "family" of his really pisses me off, and really, it's kind of creepy/unsettling.
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>>6070091
>>6070132

http://iamtheaardvark.tumblr.com/post/142293299906/this-is-some-next-level-psycho-manipulative-shit

this is why i avoid all doms/daddies/masters at all costs
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>>6070132
They need to kill themselves as soon as possible, desu. What's funny to me is you can see that his "pups" (makes me cringe to even type it) resent one another because they all want to be the 'favorite'.

Personally, I think they're all way too old to be trying that 'puppy/S&M' lifestyle. Grow up, get past your shitty fetishes. From what I understand too, none of them are even in school or hold real jobs: they're totally dependent on their master.
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>>6070145
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>>6070145
>"...Master Dylan’s role in this is to support me, not fix me. I’m not broken, 99% of the time I’m fine, but I need support and someone to be there for me when I come down."
>it's not abuse/coercion if I word it with flowery language and act high and mighty

LOL, can't wait to see what happens when he either gets outright dumped by his "loving master" or pushed to the sidelines by a new 'pup'.
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>>6071812
What do they think their future is going to be like? This guy has 4 men for his harem and he's branding them, he takes this dom/sub thing so seriously. And if someone's gone so far in that direction, he likely wants more men, or more domination at least.
Are these men afraid of that? Are they afraid of one day the harem getting so big that he barely pays any attention to each one individually?
How insecure must you be to have a relationship with this wretched human being?
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>>6072194
>What do they think their future is going to be like?

Pretty shitty, since they're all completely dependent on him: they don't have jobs, don't have any relationships or hobbies that aren't themselves approved of by their 'master'. Like you yourself said, he has them branded, so he's pretty serious about the master/slave thing.

And like I said: no amount of flowery language and acting high and mighty will make the "relationship" seem like a loving or caring one.

>Are these men afraid of that?

Obviously: just look at how they try to please their master. In their blogposts, it's very clear that all the gifts/presents/surprises/sex they give their 'master' is their manner of trying to outdo the others and vie for the master's attention. It's really disgusting.

>How insecure must you be to have a relationship with this wretched human being?

Pretty fucking pathetic, and that's coming from me, a loser NEET. I can completely understand doing some S&M or including some dom/sub stuff in one's sex life: but actually structuring one's entire relationship and life around it? Reeks of mental instability.
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>>6072194
>How insecure must you be to have a relationship with this wretched human being?
A lot of people have no confidence and a wish to be owned. Bad judgement and a bit of manipulation is all that's needed to put a person like that in a locked situation. After they've been put in a situation where he holds all the control it is very difficult to get out because they've never taken control over their own lives, and neither do they want to. The longer they stay the worse it will be to break out again.

>>6073704
>Reeks of mental instability.
Slippery slope, anon. It's easy to break other human beans under the right circumstances.
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As someone who actually knows Dylan because we lived in the same neighborhood let me just say that he has deep insecurities that he pushes on his "pups" I knew "alpha pup" back when he was just the older queen who fawned over Dylan while Dylan was with "mr. January" and it's been this weird downward spiral ever since

It's considered, it's abusive and it's messy but it's acting out past traumas rather than healing from them and it's been sad seeing him from 2010-2014 and then watching his blog.
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>>6070145
Fucking lel
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>>6073910
Are you willing to tell any stories from the time you lived near him?
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Howdy beef lovers, fat bastard here cutting weight, eventual goal is wanting to get beefy stronk, have no idea though at what point i should stop cutting and start bulking. Thats a long way off for now anyway but having an idea in mind for now does no harm.
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>>6074797
Tell us your height, weight and for how long you've been liftan or cuttan. Also, tell us how much you lift. If you do a lot of the big compounds (squat, deadlift, etc), go to symmetricstrength and post your results here.
A pic helps a lot, too, but that's up to you.
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>>6074818
6ft1
Started at 335.9lbs and down to 316.6lbs (long way to go yet i know)
Cuttan three weeks
No liftan yet, just been runnan (well, more jogan, the couch to 5k thing) and rowan machinan
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>>6074830
Ok, so here's my opinion:
Take a look at this BMI chart (http://www.whathealth.com/bmi/chart-metric.html). If I were you, I would consider bulkan as I approached a 25 to 23 BMI, which for you would be from 86 to 79kg. That way I would give my body some time to deal with any loose skin and it might also give me a self-esteem boost. After getting some muscle and filling up a bit, I would go for a somewhat short cut to get closer to a lower BMI and begin another bulk. I would aim to go for progressively lower BMIs after each cut, until it came to a point when you would have a naturally high BMI because of the muscle you built.
Couch to 5k + rowing is good. And since you already lost 10kg, you're clearly doing it right, so congratulations on that. Keep up the good work.
As you progress, you should eventually start lifting a bit. But yeah, cardio should be your focus for now. And take care of your skin, anon, so that you don't suffer with a lot of loose skin.
You're gonna make it, anon.
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>>6074830
>>6074910
Since the thread up until now's been mostly talking shit about noodlesandbeef, how about we pick another subject to talk about, too?
So, how's /mascgen/ work out and cut/bulk going?
5"7 manlet here, weighing 67kg. Not much fat on me, so I'm on a nice bulk, getting juicier everyday. Still, lately (last three weeks) I haven't been eating as much as I should, so my lifts have stalled somewhat... I guess lost some fat, or at least I did get some gains, because squats are paying off and my legs are looking better every day.
When my legs are adequately juicy, I'll post pics here
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>>6074830
I don't know shit about getting bigger, but go for it, anon. And post pictures, you must be hot.
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>tfw 6'2 cutie in ugly suit msgs you

pic related. he sent me more than one pic so im willing to assume hes not a bot.
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>>6073704
they don't have jobs? what? have they just never worked before or does noodlesandbeef make them quit their jobs? what kind of person wants a relationship with this person
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>>6070145
>>6070145
holy fuck

is anyone else kind of attracted to this ginger guy? he's so fucking thick and the fact that he's making his balls bigger is kind of erotic. i'm not saying it's right by any means but he's kind of like a real life bara man and to have that wall of a man in your control is kind of hot
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>>6074910
Thanks for the advice anon, we're gonna make it :)

>>6076792
>noodlesandbeef
Have no idea who or what this is. Just seems like a load of drama though, drama is best avoided. Glad to hear those squats are paying off anon, keep it up.

>>6077869
>And post pictures, you must be hot.
Ha, not yet anon, but in time, perhaps. Posted a pic of myself anyway so you can see who you are talking to. Plus i've posted about this a few time so i dunno, maybe i'll stick around and folk can see the gradual transformation.

>>6078410
>he sent me more than one pic so im willing to assume hes not a bot.
Just ask him about something very current in the world.
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>>6078460
>judging personality from one pic
>jock being a bad thing in mascgen
why so salty?
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>>6078475
>they don't have jobs? what?

No, they don't have jobs. I assume that some of them have probably worked before, but they don't anymore, since they became 'pups' for noodlesandbeef. I remember the ginger one started taking massage classes at a local community college, but only because his master thought it would be good for him to learn this (that is to say, noodlesandbeef made the ginger get a certification in massaging solely so the ginger could massage noodlesandbeef). Everything and anything they do - whether it be work or school or a hobby - must be something that can be directly applied to satisfying their master's ego/needs. I know another one of them took cooking classes, but this was less of a personal betterment thing and more of a "master says I'm the one in charge of cooking so I have to get better at it."

>>6078516
>is anyone else kind of attracted to this ginger guy?

I used to somewhat find him attractive, but then I realized that not only is he 'ugly' in a certain way, but he's the most brainwashed and unstable out of all of them and thus, the least desirable. And I for one think that that 'thing' he's doing - injecting his balls and penis with salt solution - is really disgusting. It's not hot, it's not erotic: it's gross and vomit-worthy, and he's crossing a thin line: one small drop of solution more than usual, or an injection in just the wrong place can be enough to permanently fuck up his genitals.
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>>6078516
>>6078580
>is anyone else kind of attracted to this ginger guy?
At first I was, too, but as I saw some more pictures from him and read his blog post I pretty much lost any attraction I had. This dude is crazy in a very disconcerting way.
Like, I sometimes thought that it COULD be nice having a harem or something like that. It could be exciting, you know? But then I saw what these people relationships are like and it's so disgusting.

>>6078559
You don't look bad, but you're gonna look great when you lose some more pounds. you gun make it bruh
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how did this noodlesandbeef person even get to this point? how did he go from being into dom shit to owning people's lives and having so many "pups?" surely it must be documented online
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>>6078665
I'm sure it would be fun to read his blog from its very beginning and trace his descent from being a simple top on the dom side turn into a manipulative and sadistic harem-owner.
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>>6069826
I tried one of those slings but my tools didn't fit. They make bigger ones or just ones of different material?
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>>6074818
6'1, 202, I don't lift, bodyweight and MMA training exclusively. I've been training hard since January.

I once entered a grappling tournament at 225 lbs just to cuddle with sexy beefy men
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>>6069747
>>6069826
>noodlesandbeef

It's funny how someone that beefy can still be a 0 out of 10 due to his personality and fetishist.
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>tfw bench and atg has plateaued
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>>6079927
>hairy shoulders
0/10
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>>6079927
> In bara thread
> Complains about tiniest amount of shoulder hair

Fuck off
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>>6079719
>I once entered a grappling tournament at 225 lbs just to cuddle with sexy beefy men
Man, you just reminded me of my times training judo. Today I wanna try some martial art again just because rolling around with guys was so fun

>>6079927
N-nice shirt f a m
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>>6079945
Why'd you have to point that out it's an instant turn off.
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>>6080005
Are
>hairy shoulders
the
>pointy knees

For fags? I love hairy boys so I figure it just comes with the territory
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>>6079927
yo that shirt though
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>>6079994
Thanks bud, the significant otter got it for me.

>>6079945
Gotta get a new razor to shave it, and k.

>>6080079
What about it bro?

>>6080081
Kek
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>>6080083
>fuck you I'm deadpool
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>>6080098
>>6080083
Whose the top and whose the bottom?
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>>6080138
>being a strict top or strict bottom

Where's the fun in that?
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>>6080145
In not having prolapse at the age of 30
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>>6080185

Stop posting. Unless you're taking a fist on a weekly basis you're not going to have a prolapse from occasionally being fucked.
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>>6080260
>>6080191
>>6080185
Should I be worried about having a prolapse by using a squat plug? I just went from intermediate to advanced girth and that really helped me recruit muscles for my back squat, so I don't want to give up on my plug just yet
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>>6080098
Ouch. Someone is going bald.
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So I beat Dark Souls 3 this weekend. I solo'ed every boss and I don't know if I finally got gud or what but none of them were spectacularly difficult for me. End game bosses are fantastic through. I'm now a sunbro and it's really weird that I can essentially fight whatever boss I want an unlimited number of times with the summoning stuff

Also it was bear pride this weekend apparently and I finally christened my bed
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>tfw want a bara bf
>am not bara myself
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>>6080645
>tfw want an apple
>am not an apple myself
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>>6080695
Bear mode/10
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anyone here who's oly knowledgeable who can tell me at what sinclair should I be happy for a lifter who started a year or so ago?
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>>6080125

Yeah, the polar opposite giant bear and tiny twink relationships never work out (long-term)
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>>6080768
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>>6080453
> Soulsborne bro got laid, his bed's virginity has been vanquished
Good to know, anon. I hope your bed is corrupted and covered in sin.
About DS3, I just arrived at Lothric Castle. Like you, I haven't seen any terribly difficult boss, I actually beat most of them on my first try and I've spent a large part of the game on Lord of Cinder mode simply because I'm not dying.
The only boss I fought with assistance were the Abyss Watchers, because I tried to make a fight club around that area but the people I summoned only cared about the boss, and also because it seemed fitting to fight a multi-enemy boss with some subros.
And yeah, I love being a sunbro. It's all the joy of jolly cooperation plus I can experiment with silly things against bosses I already know how to reck. I've been using the Dragon Torso to play as a naked disgusting furry and it's a fun challenge, I even want to do a playthrough exclusively using it.
[spoiler] Also, did you notice how easy it is to make a bearmode character on DS3? That bodyhair, brah [/spoiler]
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>>6079994

>grappling for the beefy men

I hate to admit that I love this perk in martial arts, holy shit. It also keeps me motivated to ascend from dyel to jacked.
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>>6069826

I hate him with a burning passion but his body is kinda hot and just made for gay sex

>I admit I fapped to his dick pics
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>>6080096
Seconded.
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>>6080950
I'm usually pretty good at keeping feelings out of grappling but when a beefy guy has me in his guard It feels like aggressive cuddles. No erection, though, too much blood flow everywhere else, thank God
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>>6080683
>jupp swolesting sp
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>>6081230
Reminds me of my sensei. He had a juicy ass and I could see the outline of his briefs under his judogi
> weird boners during practice
> didnt even know I was gay back then

>>6081316
> tfw only have been swolested by women
All my effort has been for naught
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>>6081230
>that tfw when you do Karate and the closest you get to aggressively cuddle another male is when you punch them in the solar plexus
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>>6081226
>>6080096
Welp, that's your opinion. His glutes aren't
"cringeworthy" though~

>>6080109
>>6080105
We're not really a clone couple guys.

>>6080138
Versatile master race~
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>>6082154
LONDON
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D
O
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>>6082154
>that butt
Jelly
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>>6079945
>caring about hairy shoulders
nigga, you fucking serious?
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>>6080109
I don't understand why people get pissed off about "clone couples"
If I am attracted to a certain body type, more often than not, the guys i am attracted to will also be attracted to that kind of body type.
so why not make myself mirror that?
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>>6079927
How long have you been together?
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>>6080083
Literally Plebbit: the shirt

You know where you can go, faggot.
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How the fuck do I find a sane qt bf?
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>>6085155
Nice oxymoron there m8ty
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>>6085155
Asking myself that as well
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>>6085155
Don't be ugly, be sane, and be fit. Highest chance of getting one.
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>>6084974
this.

>i wanna a hot bf even though im a lazy twink. i deserve it. fucking clones xd
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Can a guy be handsome, fit and assburger at the same time. I mean assburger in a KC-tier way (you know, the type of people who love to have serious discussions about the industrial output of the ottoman Empire in WWI).

Also, am I the only one who thinks that Spede Pasanen is VERY handsome?
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>>6085356
>?
oops forgot the question mark in the first sentence
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>>6078410
>guy in the background
>p-pls n-notice me senpai...
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>>6085356
Do you mean assburguer as in clinical autism, or 4chan assburguer as in just being strange and retarded with specific subjects you latch on to?
Either way, I don't know. Would depend on how interesting you make the
> industrial output of the ottoman Empire in WWI
out to be. If you manage to make it seem interesting, then I would consider it a plus. Otherwise you would be the weird guy that makes me uncomfortable.
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>>6085356
KC-tier?

Yes, someone can be autistic and fit + handsome, but not real autism. That is very different.

Spede looks ugly as fuck to me.
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>>6085356
I've met some (and probably count as one myself even though i'm no longer socially awkward). However, they're rare because asperger's dudes tend to dislike the gym very strongly unless they had parents who lift (which again is rare because assburgers is passed through the father's side and that father will be assburger's too and probably not a lifter).

so you're digging for a needle in a haystack. just settle for fit, handsome, and intelligent and don't go around looking for autists.
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>>6087999
> just settle for fit, handsome, and intelligent
>dont go looking for a needle in a haystack, but go looking for a needle in a haystack
ok
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am i masc
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>>6088190
iphoneposter please shitpost elsewhere thank u for ur time
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>>6088163
In my experience, you're way more likely to find slovenly, dumb twinks than dumb fit and attractive men.

He said AUTISTIC fit men were hard to find anyway. Because real autism and fitness don't exactly go together.
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>>6088446
The type of autism anon was originally discussing isn't even autism at all.

>In my experience
In my experience "intelligent" fit handsome dudes are pretty dull and think listening to podcasts where dudes tell them death is inevitable is important and deep.
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>>6088467
>podcasts where dudes tell them death is inevitable is important and deep
Is this a real thing?
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>>6088467
> be fit dude who loves my research field
> tfw find it extremely enticing when someone just loves what they do/research, no matter what it is
> tfw no dedicated to studying bara bf
I don't even care about intelligence, being passionate about what you do is so much more enticing.
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>>6088497
No joke I can find you a video of this fit dude listening to a podcast talking about death being inevitable and him calling it deep.

>>6088680
You know what you want, and now all that's left is to find it. You can do it anon, your field depends on it.
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>>6085356
>Casey-tire

No, enjoy being alone forever xDDDD
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>>6088696
Stories about my search:
> be in high school
> have best friend, I kinda believed he was gay and in the closet, just like I was
> he was fucking passionate about physics, chemistry and maths
> I was fucking passionate about humanities
> we were great friends but didn't keep contact after we went to college
> I stayed in our hometown, he went to the other side of the country
> some months ago he was visiting, we went to a restaurant with two other friends and he told us he's gay and has a bf
> I'm genuinely happy about him, but I do sometimes wonder what could have been if circumstances were different
> what if he had stayed here? and if something did happen between us, would we be ultimately compatible?
> he's a great friend but he also has some problems to sort out
> I do too
> today I'm skeptical about all of this
> sometimes we talk, and it makes me think about possibilities
> I know we are sexually compatible (he's a total bottom, I'm a total top), but I don't think we would be emotionally compatible in the long run
> tfw skeptical about what could have been a movie-grade teenage romance had we not been so deep in the closet
Sorry for the blog post by the way
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>>6088887
Don't bother thinking about the possibilities, get over him desu. That path is usually the most disappointing path in love.
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>>6088887
stop thinking too much, and move on. You're slowly killing yourself just by having those thoughts.He has a boyfriend, just give him aids, and he'll be yours forever n ever.
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>>6088920
Yes, I really don't think anything will ever come out of it. And if anything happens, it won't last long, it would all end terribly.
And I rarely think about it all, exactly because it's too much speculation. No use in spending much time in this.
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>>6088947
Have you spent much time trying to date otherwise?
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>>6088955
Sometimes I go on dates, which normally don't lead anywhere, but because life has been so exceptionally shitty for some time I decided to focus on myself for now. I don't have time and energy to seek out people. Also, in a few months I'll go on a two month trip so I don't want to get tied down now.
If I do meet someone I like, though, I would be up to a relationship. It's just that I'm not actively seeking one out.
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>too scared to try registering at the local ymca for their gym
>too tired after 8 hours of shitty work to work out
>will be alone for the rest of my life
i just want to fucking cuddle anyone at this point
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>>6089061
If you DID go to the gym, you wouldn't be so tired after 8 hours of work. Just saying.
Unless you are working a blue collar job that recks your body. Then, yeah, you'll always be tired after that.
Still, pic related
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>>6089075
>"just go to the gym! its easy!"
clearly it was a mistake to come to /lgbt/ since the only thread i'm interested in is a circlejerk.

guess i'll go back to the daily suicidal threads on /hm/
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>>6089097
that's not what he's saying at all
go fuck yourself with that attitude
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>>6089097
cry more faggot. you're never going to get in shape by making excuses.
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>>6089097
Lol, I just told you what everybody used to tell me when I was a sack of shit. When I started working out I quickly saw how right they were, and yes, going to the gym IS easy. All you have to do is
> git gud
Today I'm thankful for the people who used to tell me that, and I have said all this to many people who today are in shape and grateful. I have met anorexic girls, recovering from their last hospital visit, who took it to heart, worked out and started eating well. Just today I was talking with one of them, and she's so proud of the juicy butt she's getting after months in the gym.
Come back when you stop being such a catty whore.
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Which body type do you find more attractive, /mascgen/? And which one are you trying to achieve?
> dream of achieving husbando mode
> dream of acquiring a most ideal bara bf
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>>6091287

One on the right is better. If you're going to go beef, you should go 100% beef. I'm really not a fan of the top-heavy super-wide shoulders with narrow waist thing.
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>>6091287
Right takes decades of dedication unless you're using steroids. I'm trying to achieve left because it looks better on manlets than right does. Also, less work is a plus.
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>>6091335
>>6091329
Good to know that /mascgen/ has good taste.

>>6091340
Yeah, it takes a long time. But I don't plan on dying anytime soon, so I'm going for right and long term improvement.
I don't even care about it not looking so well on manlets (5"8). That's the body type I've always found attractive, so I'm doing it more for my own satisfaction.
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>http://www.newnownext.com/gay-rugby-league-hits-the-locker-room-for-meat-magazine/04/2016/
>tfw no former porn star rugby playing bf
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>>6088467
Sounds like you're just trying to cope with being ugly.
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>>6091953
how do one cope with being ugly?
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>>6091972
>pretty ppl are dumb
>im bored of looking at pretty people
>i want an interesting bf not some fit handsome guy
>being fit is so 1985

Pretending you believe statements like these helps. People actually do this a lot, not just in relationships, to cope with failures and dreams you never achieved.
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>>6091996
None of those statements help me cope with being ugly to tell you the truth.
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>>6092018
You must look in your ugly heart for these thoughts. You cannot force it.
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>>6092018
Just get a good haircut and start working out and you can get to at least 7/10
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/mascgen/

To those of you with father-like and mother-like figures in your family, in being open about your identity, which individual dealt with it better, if any?

Personally, I found my mother to have more of an issue than my father. In fact, my father didn't have an issue at all with me being bisexual, but my mother wasn't happy and it took her more than a year to deal with it.
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>>6093085
No, I have a huge jew nose, no cheekbones and weak chin. No haircut will fix that only expensive surgery would but it would probably not fix the mental state of living all my life as ugly, so.
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>>6094819
Listen dude you either roll over and accept your fate or take charge of your fucking life and do something about it. Don't think about why things won't work, think about ways to fix your problem. Grow a beard to hide your chin. Bulk up a little to fill out your face. Get swole and most gays won't give a shit about the face
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>>6094986
I have a patchy blonde beard that don't even connect to my hair. Growing it out makes it look like most peoples pubes, and people have come up to me and said this to my face without them knowing me.
I can't accept being dealt a genetically weak card, but coping isn't always easy.
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>tfw no super buff bf to hold my tiny body
why live
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>>6095021
I find it interesting when people are like you, whining because of how ugly you might or might not be.
Just a few years ago I was whining because of pain. I had daily and debilitating chronic pain through my entire high school. There was a point in which I got such a severe photophobia that I spent 3 years wearing sunglasses, even at nighttime if I was in an artificially lit place.
I whined because I believed I was given a shitty hand at life. And yes, it is true, I was unlucky. And since then I've only been diagnosed with more stuff, which should only make me angrier.
But instead of whining to the people around me, I tried my fucking best to deal with the pain. I changed my entire diet, started doing vigorous exercise AT LEAST 4 times a week, went to physical therapy, 8 hours of sleep everyday, etc. And after 2 years I'm kinda becoming pain-free.
I'm not cured, I'll never be cured of what I have, and my pain will only get worse as time goes by. But I'm dealing with it and winning.
What I mean to say by all of this is stop being such a little bitch and focus on what you can work on. And if you can't change it, then just deal with it.
You might say that I have no idea how much of a uggo you are, that your life is clearly worse than I think it is. But I don't care. And if you really are such a monstrosity, you would just post a face pic so we can give you the credit of being a monster. But coming here and just whining, it makes me think you are just an attention whore.
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>>6093170
Why is he so perfect?
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I think I have a boyfriend now.
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>>6096114
That's great, anon.
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>>6094516
Mother cried a lot at first. She suspected I was gay for a loooong time, but it still came as a shock.
After talking with each other about me being gay daily for weeks, we cried and hugged it out and she quickly became my greatest supporter. Things have only gotten better between us since then.

My father and I never were as close as mom and I. He took it hard, but since I really wouldn't let me tell me how to live my life, he forced mom to tell me some things she regrets saying. Like asking me to go back to the closet for a few more years. He also lied a lot, told me mom was going through depression because of me being gay.
Slowly, though, he stopped being so obnoxious. He changed his depression medicine, he had some personal realizations. It's been two years since and now he even talks sometimes normally about me being gay, which is not something he ever did a few years ago.
I should be overjoyed about this, but I'm not. Whenever I see him now I just lock up and only go through the motions. I'm never comfortable or natural around him. I've spent the last 15 years walking on eggshels around him and that's not something that vanishes in a month or two.
I've tried getting closer with him, but every time he ends doing or saying something that reminds me why we are like we are. This week we had lunch, and he was saying how my brother is literally perfect. And after gushing about him for ten minutes, he quickly commented
> And, uhm, you are pretty good too. But not like your brother, you know? He's perfect on that special way of his.
I just smiled and agreed. I don't want to care anymore.
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>>6097562
>But not like your brother, you know? He's perfect on that special way of his.
what the actual fuck
i'm sorry you have a shit father anon
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>>6097562
Why is he so happy about your brother besides being straight? That seems really shitty to mention he's his favorite to you, though, even if it was obvious.
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slutty dads
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>>6097660
My brother is a medical doctor studying in one of the country's best medical schools. My father is also a doctor and my brother will follow his footsteps, he'll go for the same specialization my father did. My brother is also married and lives in a city my father loves to visit.
Also, my brother is just a great guy with whom my father gets along easily. Hes extroverted and the entire family loves him.
Meanwhile I'm a college student who mostly researches something my father does not understand or care about. I'm not exceptionally social with my family and actually dislike a chunk of my father's family because of their homophobia and past issues.
Fun fact: my brother doesn't care about my dad. Bro has some serious issues and he completely locked out dad 20 years ago. He does not care at all. Only me and his wife know that.
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>>6097708
your brother sounds like a cool dude though, do you get along with him atleast?
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>>6097729
Yeah, I get along amazingly with him. He's one of my best friends. And I get along with his wife, too, which is not something my dad ever managed to do.
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>>6097708
He's doing his exact career though. Sounds like he does care.
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>>6097732
that's awesome, though
honestly, I would take having a good relationship with a sibling over a parental one
They're gonna be with you longer and can relate to you better
I know me and my brother would die for each other and it's always more upsetting to me when I hear people have bad relationships with their siblings
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>>6094516
My mom was ok with but now she is constantly worried about me getting AIDS, because she had a gay brother who died because of that.

Dad took it really bad, and he was very conflicted because it's obvious I'm his favourite (he has said so to my mom). He eventually got over it but our relationship it's still weird. He never really talks directly to me about it, but he shows his support in strange ways. For example, when I told mom I had a new bf and that I wanted them to meet him, he bought me cologne, the one he likes, sneaked into my room at night and left it there. At least I assumed that was hia way of saying he's happy for me
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>>6097752
That's adorable.
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Would it be incredibly fucked up to come out on mother's day? It's the last day before I move to a different city anyway, and I want to get it over with. My parents are quite conservative, which is why I had to wait until I could fully support myself on my own.
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>>6097748
My bro is amazing and I have no hard feelings for him at all.
He actually was visiting us last week. He stayed 4 days, and when he left me and mother sat on the porch and stayed in silence. During 4 days we were all so joyful, but when he left we knew that we were going back to the terrible times we are facing now. I cried a bit later that night, I miss my bro.
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>>6097746
You might be right. Although I'm close to him, I most of the time don't know what's really going on his mind.
He's a complicated guy.

>>6097765
That seems like a recipe for disaster. But if it's your last chance, then sure, do it.
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>>6097748
Don't have a relationship with my brother at all. I used to be really jealous of people that were close with their siblings when I was younger, but I got over it. Even though I see him often, because he lives with my parents, I haven't spoken many words with him in years.
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>>6097801
What would be a good day to do it? Maybe on my birthday? Getting mad at me on my birthday would be pretty rude.
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>>6097835
If you believe they will react badly, then there is no GOOD day for it. Just do it.
I came out one week after my mom's birthday. It could have been any other day, it disnt change anything.
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Does anybody else here just despise the LGBT movement?
I hate being associated with these freaks.

http://youtu.be/zXX_ogZgmZE
http://youtu.be/yD4Lhu7hcGM
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>>6094812

> being this mad

>>6096114

Congratulations.

>>6097562

I'm glad your mother has a good relationship with you now anon, and that she's supportive. Did you tell your mother about what your father said to you?

>>6097752

> he bought me cologne, the one he likes, sneaked into my room at night and left it there

This is sweet.

>>6097765

Best not to do it on days which have a meaning. It becomes less of a deal for you and is easier to forget.

>>6097857

Blame the media for portraying us all like that.
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>>6097857
I don't care. I don't go to pride parades or have casual sex, but the people that complain that gays are all this and that would hate us regardless of how pride parades go. I also don't see anything wrong with the sexual nature of parades, because homosexuality is about sex. Anyone who assumes that because someone goes to a pride parade in glitter and rainbow dildos his life must be only about that, must be an idiot.

I don't care to appeal to what those people think desu. I don't care what happens at mardi gras, clubs, or tinder. Straight people shouldn't be involved in morally policing what gays do as long as it doesn't break the law or hurt anyone.
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>>6078410
Oh god, the symmetry, the eyes, the ears, the neck, the head shape. This guy right here is 100% perfection to me god dammit op don't let me out on this one.

Litterally my dream husbando.
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>>6097562
>>6097708
>>6097732
>>6097746
>>6097748
>>6097752
>>6097779
Jesus fucking titty christmas cake.
Where the hell do you find these kinds of siblings, friends or shit. My brother shunned me away ever since he suspected I'm gay. My family is ridiculously homophobic.
I would get kicked out from the house or my neck would be chopped off(exaggeration but could be possible)
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>>6098383
She knows a lot about the shit my father says, and she thinks it isn't too important and that I shouldn't pay it mind. She basically wants me to take whatever he throws at me.
Now they are divorcing. You can see how that all turned out. Now I don't really talk to her about what he says, she still doesn't take anything I tell her seriously and I'd rather spare her of the details.
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>>6098779
lol he also sent me a pic of him at the beach :^)

your post made me randomly wonder, are you twinky or fit?
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>>6099467

I'm sure you're an awesome son anon.
And you'll make an awesome figure of inspiration too as you develop into an even more awesome individual than you already are.
Don't forget it.
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>>6099817
T-thanks, senpai-kun.
This whole mess with my dad doesn't hurt too much because I have other stuff going on in my life. I'm not a waste of skin, I'm a productive human bean and, despite my dad, people around me recognize me.
Just now, some of the people I lead on my research came to me asking what's been going on my life. I expected them to rip me apart because I've been somewhat absent lately bc of stuff related to my parent's divorce, but instead they tried to cheer me up and told me how I'm a good boss and they understand what I'm going through.
My researchers give me so much support. I never expected it from them, so when they act like that I actually get a little emotional.
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>>6100215

> I'm a productive human bean
> told me how I'm a good boss and they understand what I'm going through
> My researchers give me so much support

Although I'm an anon, I'm nonetheless proud of you anon.
You're doing a great job.
Don't give up, and continue to make positive change.
/mascgen/ is here for you too.
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How can I get a bara bf without being bara myself?
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>>6100454

It's really difficult.

The whole 'bear' (including cubs, and chubs to lesser extent) is very exclusive. I've often found that so many bears are only interested in bears and are really distasteful and disrespectful to non-bears, e.g. twinks. I think it's an attempt to safeguard their insular notion of masculinity, which if that's what they want to do, then that's what they want to do. Most 'bara' types, like the bodybuilding and powerlifter builds, are even more exclusive. They're overwhelmed with attention - if you want a chance, you've pretty much got to have (i) a combination of muscle and fat yourself; and (ii) a hairy body.

However, it's not always the case that bears are solely seeking others like themselves. As a total top skelly, I've had a surprising amount of interest from total bottom/bottom/versatile cubs, otters, bears, chubs, etc., so you really just have to invest time in looking.

I think your best chance is on Growlr.
Scruff is more for the exclusive kind.

Best of luck to you anon.
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>>6100479
>The whole 'bear' (including cubs, and chubs to lesser extent) is very exclusive
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>>6100599
bear here who just wants a qt femboy to cuddle, don't lose hope
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>that feel when your bf comes up behind you holds you and teases your pecs and cock while his bulge is pressed against your butt
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>>6102108

That's nice to hear. I'm so fem that I often feel like the only people who are interested in me are bicurious straight guys and bisexual guys - and mostly the former. I'm not really interested in being some guy's secret fuckbuddy so that they can try out gay sex - I want a normal boyfriend.

I'm into femboys too, but I really want a big bara beefcake or a cute bear to be my big spoon desu
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>>6102153
sounds like a raw deal, at least I'll be sure anyone I end up with is full homo
on the other hand, you get to wear cute clothes without looking like a doofus, so there's that
we'll all find someone one day, just gotta stay optimistic
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>>6100454
>>6100479
If you have a nice dick and are good at topping, you might be able to attract total bottom bears based solely on that. But that's mostly for hookups, and you won't likely find bf material that way.

There's something else you can do: be the best version of yourself. Work on your personal problems, if you have any, and get your shit together in life. Achieve maturity, become a productive and decent human bean.
Physically, also try to improve yourself. If you're a twinkish guy, become THE twinkish guy you want to be. If you think you would look better with a bigger, juicier butt, then work that butt. If you think your hair isn't on pair with your other physical characteristics, then do something about it. If you want a slimmer waist, work on your weight. Etc.
The same idea applies to ANY body type or living situation: just try to improve yourself, try to become who you want to be. Doesn't matter if you want to be a twink, a bear, bara, a normal guy, a piece of furniture or an Apache chopper.
Become the person you want to be, strive for self-fulfillment. In other words, git gud at life.
If you want some assistance, pick a pic of your goal body, how you want to look like, and show us too a pic of yourself/someone who looks like you.
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>>6100599
>>6102596

Same poster.

I'm 6'1", total top, skelly.
I've got interest from a 6'5" total bottom muscle bear.
He wants to date.
He's older than me, but I'm not that bothered. He's a really sweet guy and I'd like to have him be a part of my life as a friend or more if it comes to that - he's considering flying over to see me this summer for a while.

>>6102596

Well, when I finish my education I plan on leaving skelly mode and working towards some serious gains and getting some decent muscles on me. I want the physical body to accompany my assertive and dominant mentality.
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>>6102596
Not the anon you replied to, but here's a picture of my goal body (or even a little heavier):
I guess the best description of my current body would be that I'm 5'6, and I guess the best gay body type/category/whatever the fuck would be a twink. Not an anorexic one. I'll see if I can find a picture.
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>>6104527
I'm 5'6 130lbs, this picture seems to be the closest to me
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>>6103144
>I want the physical body to accompany my assertive and dominant mentality.
Same situation as me. But I'm not a skelly anymore and I'm 5"8.
We are gonna make it, brah. Let's become the dom tops we are destined to be.

>>6104534
>>6104527
Ok, so if I understood correctly, you currently are like >>6104534 and want to become more like >>6104527
That being the case, that's a good goal, certainly very achievable, and it shouldn't take you too long to reach it. It's just a well proportioned body with normal bodyfat. And there's no mystery, you really just have to work out, eat enough and sleep adequately. I don't think there's any specific routine that will take you to this goal body simply because a lot of them will give you similar results in more or less time.
If you haven't, read /fit/'s sticky. You might also find it interesting to read about husbando mode/70s big mode, it's pic related. Search around for 70sbig, it's a site where you can find articles from this joocy mofo.
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>>6104652

> Same situation as me. But I'm not a skelly anymore and I'm 5"8.
> We are gonna make it, brah. Let's become the dom tops we are destined to be.

Nice to see I'm not the only one brah. How long did it take you to leave skelly mode?

You sound like you'd make a good friend anon.
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>>6105108
Now, I'm not exactly a good standard for comparison for a lot of reasons. I started working out in 2013, but I was a retard and back then I used to sleep around 6 hours per night, I didn't eat nearly enough to get any gains and I didn't really dedicate myself, I was doing everything half-assedly. So, of course, I spent one year doing exercise and got no visible results lol
I stopped going to the gym around the end of 2013 and only returned on December 2014. I exercised from that point to around November 2015 with a lot of dedication, I really did put myself into it and got some nice gains, but I still didn't fix my diet. From November 2015 to now I started counting macros and shit, getting enough protein, and I've been on the gains train, getting compliments from everybody, being swolested by > girls, etc.
So, you see, I'm not someone you should be comparing yourself to because I was a dum dum and lost so much time and effort. And you shouldn't be as stupid as I was.
If you wanna put this in a neat timeline, I'd say that after 1 year of half-assed exercise and 5 months of dedication, I'm looking good now.
I've been meaning to post a pic or two of me here. If I take a really good one, I should do it in a few days.

> You sound like you'd make a good friend anon.
T-thanks senpai. I'm pretty much here everyday, talking about fitness, Bloodborne, Dark Souls and
> feels
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Why so many posts were purged
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>>6105444
I remember that an anon said he was underage. Yesterday, if I recall correctly. I didn't report him, but someone might and all his posts might have been deleted.
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Okay guys, I'm a little worried

Just came back from a night out with mates one of which brought along their mate that I almost ended up dating a few years back, but ended up dating someone else (dick move I know, I still feel bad about leading him on)

So it was all good, laughing and joking and shit when at the end of the night just when I was about to head off, he grabs me and hugs me really tight, and tells me that it's been way too long and that he loves me, to which I replied he must be really drunk, but he really wasn't.

I'm not a physical person so I barely get touchy-feely with anyone, never mind discussing emotions and shit, so I ask you, am I reading too much into this?
What should I do?

Have a cute gif for your time
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>>6105849
>it's been way too long and that he loves me, to which I replied he must be really drunk
Probably drunk, yes.

> but he really wasn't.
Shit.

> am I reading too much into this?
There's an old saying: a drunk mind speaks a sober heart.

> What should I do?
Well, that surely depends on many factors. Do you seek to insert thine dick in his boipucci? Or perhaps would your body prefer his manhood to penetrate thine confines?
Joking aside, if you want to try something with him, then ask to hang out just the two of you. Go to a coffeetorium or watch a moving picture in the cinematorium. Or go to a museum, or perhaps a crematorium. Whatever.
If you don't want to go out with, then don't.
Life's real simple, anon.
Also, your gif. is too tumblr-y for my taste. 4/10
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>>6078410
Do it and post more photos
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>>6080083
Where do you find a beefy BF?
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>>6104527
my goal as well. hot diggity damn that's sexy.
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>>6105427
I'v e been half-assing it for too long, looking to start making some serious life changes to get swole and nice. I'm doing a lot of shit to myself that's makng it harder than it should be. but damn escapism feels good.
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>>6107702
Beefy men are notoriously attracted to protein. So try building a trap using a tub of whey protein as bait!
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>>6105427

> I've been on the gains train, getting compliments from everybody, being swolested by > girls, etc.

This is inspiring anon. I definitely intend on sorting out my diet when I finish in May and starting to look at calisthenics before I earn the money to dedicate myself to buying some equipment or gym membership (I live in a rural area where the gym is extortionate, so feel like I'd be better off investing in equipment of my own). I've done some bodyweight exercises in the past, mostly planking, push ups, hip and leg raises. I've never been a fan of squatting because improving my ass means nothing to me (total top) and I generally don't like them. I did get some dumbbells but can only do about 12 reps of 7.5kg, lel. However, with no effort, I've moved up from 4kg after a months of non-regular fitness (I'm weak), but it's an improvement nonetheless.

I'd like to see your progress if you end up posting here.

> T-thanks senpai. I'm pretty much here everyday, talking about fitness, Bloodborne, Dark Souls and feels

Lel. What platform do you play on?

>>6105849

> he grabs me and hugs me really tight, and tells me that it's been way too long and that he loves me

This is weird, especially given that it's been years since you spoke to him..?

>>6107702

Growlr.
Scruff.
BiggerCity.
Romeo?

Also, see: >>6108903
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>>6108932
> rural area where the gym is extortionate
If you don't intend to move out anytime soon, then yeah, I agree that making a home gym is a good choice. If I lived somewhere in which I planned to live the rest of my life, I would want to get a home gym simply because memberships are really expensive in the long run and having your home gym is comfy as fuck.
Based on what you've already said, it seems you know what you have to do and are just waiting for the right moment, which is ok. You'll see that you'll quickly get some gains when you start especially if you really hit it with your diet and sleep. And if you're the anon who looks like >>6104534 they'll be easy to see because of your low bodyfat.
We're gonna make it bruh

> improving my ass means nothing to me (total top)
I guess I'm kinda weird in this aspect. I'm a total top, too, but I want to have a nice ass. I don't really know why. Maybe because I want to have the same kind of body to which I'm attracted, and I fucking love joocy ass.

> What platform do you play on?
PS4.
[spoiler] >tfw not being pc masterrace
> tfw no pc master race Dark souls-playing submissive bottom bara bf with a joocy squat ass with whom I can build a home gym and lead a sinful life of monogamy
> tfw no perfect idealized bf that fulfills my infinite checklist of vain wants and desires
> tfw no spoilers on /lgbt/ [/spoiler]
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>>6107702
Apps, the gym, etc.

Also you don't find the beefy BF. You become the beefy BF.
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>>6110051
This
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>>6109329

> If you don't intend to move out anytime soon, then yeah, I agree that making a home gym is a good choice.

Yeah, this is probably what I'm going to do if I don't get a scholarship for my Masters degree. Also, like you say, having a home gym is a good thing, comfy as fuck, lel.

I'm not that anon. I'm 6'1" and probably closer to 160lbs. Unlike you, my ass means nothing to me, but I do love a joocy ass on other people.

> tfw no pc master race submissive bottom bara bf with a joocy squat ass with whom I can build a home gym and lead a sinful life of monogamy

I want this feel too.

>>6110051

That bottom looks like he needs a shower and looks like he's high on some bad substance.
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So, it seems there's now a new 4chinz board, /qst/, for collaborative storytelling and shit. And I am a smutanon, it's in my nature to write smut.
What kind of smut would you faggots want to read? I think that I want bara characters (of course), but I need a setting and pretty much everything else. Suggestions accepted.
By the way, I'm not macro anon. Just saying.
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>>6108932
>improving my ass means nothing to me (total top)
>not wanting two beefy globes that your bottom can hold onto for dear life
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>>6110534

Romantic fiction.

>>6110575

Lel. They can grab the bed, or put their hands on my chest when I'm big and thrust myself inside their obedient and willing hole.
I'd be kissing them too, muffling their moans.
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>>6110696
>none of those things include ass grabbing
you're missing out mang
also having an nice ass provides a shelf for your bottom to rest their locked ankles on
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>>6110719
>nice ass provides a shelf for your bottom to rest their locked ankles on
oh god that's genius
one more reason to achieve squat ass mode. I'm gonna bem the god of topping
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>>6110696
Anything more specific than romantic fiction? Is there a kind of character you like, or a situation, a kind of relationship?
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>>6110271
>That bottom looks like he needs a shower and looks like he's high on some bad substance.
Really.
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>>6110051
>That video of him getting railed by the maverickmenfags and he's totally spaced out
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>>6110719

Nah, it just doesn't do anything for me.

>>6111048

Hmm. A romantic first date?

Go against the grain and write something different.

> Bara guy, 6'5"-6'7", tall, shy, plays sports, not open about his identity, early college years (sub bottom).
> Another student, 6'0", talkative, open about his identity, nerd (dom top).

Write about their first contact with one another. The catching of each other's eyes. Flickering back and forth between other things and each other. Interest indicated through very subtle gestures, but enough to make one question the certainty of the other. Have both of them (obviously) be masculine. Develop a story that is a romance one, initially shrouded in anxiety, and fear (for the one not open), met by the warm and alluring embrace of the nerd (not dirty nerd, just geeky). Have them meet at some point, maybe it's about their education, or some joint class, or the nerd tries out for sport but fails, but the bara guy tries to engage with him over sport as a gateway to further conversation.

I'm halfway to writing my own here, lel.

>>6111332

I'm obviously not the only one: >>6111417

> totally spaced out

He looks high af anon, and I don't think it's the serotonin.
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>>6111417

S-source? Pls no bully.
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>>6113561
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>>6104652

>tfw someone posts your OC from /fit/
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>>6114810
Are you the catty queen that would post tumblr gifs on husbando mode?
That's good OC, famiglia. Such a pity you a shit
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>>6114903

I don't think that was me, I created a lot of the early husbando mode threads though
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>>6114932
fuggg i need that on me
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>>6114932
Then we were two of the three or four anons who did. Good to know there are people from hbg here
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Do masc tops want masc bottoms?
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>>6114932
This guy has such a great body, and I'm pretty sure he's gay.
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>>6115082
we certainly don't want shit tier twink/fem bottoms.
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>>6115082

Masc bottoms are the best, love eating a hairy muscular ass from a fit manly jock type
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>>6115082
Of course, yes. Specially if he's a submissive and masculine guy, that gets my dick diamond hard.

>>6115505
> love eating a hairy muscular ass
If the dude doesn't have a nice ass, I just don't feel like eating it. So, yeah, having a nice ass is a pretty big plus.
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I would not consider myself 'masc' or whatever, but you are more popular than /gaygen/.

But I'm gonna post here as well.

My bf just ignored me when he was getting some soup and said 'I'm just doing my drunk things'.

>What did he mean by that?
Like literally he didn't want to talk to me.
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>>6115575
Honestly don't know what that means, but it would sort of irk me. Did you ask him what he means by that?
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>>6114932

Dat ass.

>>6115082

I've been with fem bottoms and find it hot.
Especially if the moan/whimper.
However, I think it's submissiveness I find hot.
A verbal bottom is a 10/10.

Masc/Fem doesn't bother me that much, just a good ass and hips, and obviously a handsome face.

>>6115575

Drunk things...he's hungry?
Why are putting so much unnecessary thought into this?
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>>6110534
Hey I'm the macro anon. u shud write smut with giant bara cuddling a tiny dude just sayin
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>>6115363

yeah i think he's gay too, he posted multiple shots of his butt

>tfw no vers/bottom that looks manly as fuck but is just a little bit too much of a flaming slut
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Why is it so hard to eat brehs?
I've plateaued with all of my lifts for the past 6 months and I'm not even that big yet. I have hovered around 150lbs all year and I want to escape this hell.
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>>6115919
>Why is it so hard to eat brehs?

but it's not?

sometimes I think one of the main reasons I like lifting is that I can eat more
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>>6115919

Eat food that's high in calories and protein.
Peanuts, cashews, and almonds are fantastic for this.
Are you drinking your protein shakes after work outs?

>>6115957

This ass is literally 10/10.
> mfw
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>tfw your musclecub bfs cum starts leaking out of your cubcunt
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>>6115982

> not using protection
I hope you're in a lengthy, monogamous marriage.
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>tfw masc gays are a minority amongst minorities
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>>6115575
That could, literally, mean anything. Maybe he's just in a bad mood. Maybe he's hungry and he gets grumpy when hungry, so he'd rather no talk with you like that because he might say something rude.
It could mean anything. So, instead of asking us, why don't you ask him? Or, maybe, don't make a big deal out of this.

>>6115862
Despite your eloquent arguments, I think that macro cuddling is just not degenerate enough for me, senpaichi.

>>6115919
I feel you. I have to resort to lactose free milk because I don't eat enough otherwise. Still, being creative and not a picky eater has helped me in making more calorie-dense dishes, so it's easier.
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>>6115977

I love big butts and I cannot lie

>>6115983

>NOT being in a lengthy monagamous relationship

there's something about sex with someone you've been with for a very long time
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>>6115996
Is that so? I always assumed that they just blended in around straight guys. I'm a femmy piece of shit, but since I'm pretty restrained in my day to day life people assume I'm straight.
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>>6116009
Well at least at gay meeting sites where you should be able to find them, tinder and grindr in my area.
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>>6115977
> that gif
To the reaction image folder it goes.

>>6115996
Well, at least masc guys are extremely valued, so if you achieve masc mode you pratically reached max level on gayhood.

>>6116003
> have insane fetish of guys wearing jockstraps
> tfw people around here don't use jocks
> tfw no place here sells them
> tfw even online I can only find the blandest ones and they're criminally overpriced

>>6116017
>>6116009
And when you search for masc guys on dating sites, I'd say A LOT of them are either closet cases, borderline paranoid and homophobic or are lispy fat queens that think they are masc.
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>>6090292
Who is this?
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>>6115996

True, but like >>6116009
says, they tend to just blend in. I dislike the attitude a lot of cubs/bears have towards the concept of masculinity though.

>>6116003

Holy shit, that ass.
That jockstrap.
I can't deal.

> tfw you want a lengthy, devoted, monogamous relationship that lasts forever
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>>6115082
Masc is love masc is life
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>>6116062

hnngg
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By the way guys did you know about this guy Vander from Chaosmen? thank me later
>He has this hint of musk that turns me on. I tend to love the way guys smell naturally, and though most of my friends think it's a turn-off, I dig it. Every time I got close to him with the video camera, I would boner up.
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>>6116062

> tfw you want to be the one laid down, unbuttoning your shorts for your total bottom bf to succ you
Pls.

>>6116071

wouldspank/10.
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>>6116001
u should start Handsome Quest
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>>6116131
> tfw no bf quest

>>6116076
To the spank bank it goes.
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How do you feel about bald(ing) bottoms, mascgen?
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>>6116202
BF quest sounds fun. I'll get started on it soon
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>>6116277

This doesn't bother me in the slightest.
I care about the personality of the individual, his set of values.
His ambitions, his commitment, devotion.
His facial appearance.
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>>6115983
We've been together for 2 years.
Both clean and free of sti's
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>>6115919
Try eating high calorie low density things. Pesto with some crackers is my favorite when I'm bulking. It's like 800 calories for 1/2 cup. Not counting the crackers. It's also not very filling. Fast food is also a good alternative. Make sure you don't over do it, because then you'll end up fat and cutting takes time.
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Gimme and name your fave masc porn stars
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>>6116017
Weird in my area it's very rare to find complete faggots and almost everyone my age has a nice body. It's maybe like 5% of the gay population that has a flamer personality/looks. Most gays have a bit of gay mannerism, but it borders on the cute/endearing, specially on a hot fit guys. You should move to another place imo.
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>>6117180

I don't watch porn.
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>>6117188
Not the anon from >>6116017
I want to move so badly. My hometown is shit tier, despite being a tourist-y place that should have all kinds of hot guys. And the problem isn't even the lack of gay guys, it's in fact that it's so stupidly hard finding someone with whom I connect. Once I finish college I'm outta here
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>>6117180
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>>6115505
Dude that's me
I'm husbando mode/70's big
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>>6116452
I actually find a receding hairline a bit attractive
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So I was supposed to decide by today but I got lucky with my extensions and can push the deadline on college apps

Any of you guys know about UVM, UMass, Fordham, and Rutgers? How're the guys there, or the gay scene? Not necessarily the gay scene but ARE THERE gay people there?
The cities are Burlington VM, Amherst MA, NYC, and New Brunswick NJ
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>>6117515

Ha
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>>6117180
I've had multiple fav. porn stars over the years: Leo Giamani, Marcus Ruhl, Brad Kalvo, Rocco Steele, Mike Dozer. I currently don't have a favorite, though.
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Is being nasty by farting and burping openly a free ticket to being masc?
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>>6118344
No, tons of drag queens do it.
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>>6118424
But if I'm not a disgusting drag and pretty masc already, will doing so without a care make me more masc?
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>>6118344
>>6118424
>>6118430

I don't think it'll make you masc, but I think everyone, deep down, doesn't wanted to be clouded by nasty smells and that's probably just natural instincts - nothing to do with sexuality, gender, biological sex, etc.

Personally, I don't burp anyway, so it's not an issue for me. I don't like farting around anyone, unless I can help it. If it's with a person I like, then I wouldn't do it until I'd been dating them for a few weeks at least.
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>>6117722
Did you seriously ask if New York fucking City has a gay scene
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The real question is there such a thing as acting too masculine? I mean yeah gay guys can act too feminine, but is there ever too much masculinity when it comes to gay guys?
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>>6119024
I just included it in the lists of cities, of course I know New York has a gay scene

The places Im wondering more about are Burlington, Amherst, and possibly New Brunswick
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>>6099040
GAMBATTE UZUKI-CHAN!
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>>6119045
Yes. It's this sort of fake masculinity (much like fake femininity) that is grating. "HURR SPORTS AND WORKING OUT IM SUCH A MAN FUCK GIRLY THINGS LIKE WASHING YOUR SKIN" is just as annoying as "OMGSH IM SUCH A FUCKING SLUT AMIRIGHT GIRRRRLS LETS PUT ON MAKEUP"
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>>6069747
Looks like mods nuked the tripfag
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>>6117180
Ryan Stack
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>>6117180
Gabriel Clark
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