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Previous thread >>6057886
>>6058892
i claim this holy land for queen cait
Do any of you have boyfriends as of now?
@corn-flake
>>6058902
But new thread is delicious.
>>6058903
I have an obvious chaser bf who happens to be hot somehow. I think I lucked out on it.
He's kind of jealous and possessive though, annoingly so
>tfw no bf to make pancakes with on Saturdays
>tfw no post pancake cuddles
>>6058903
Yes.
/^!/
>>6058903
i'm faye's boyfriend
>tfw tired hungry and horny all at the same time
>>6058892
Threadly reminder that transbians are straight men and sexual predators. They deserve to be arrested and thrown in prison.
>>6058914
You could probably get an actual man or even a passable tranny if you were a whore, you know. I guess its too late now though.
>>6058917
this is true i'm all of those things
i hope i get the death penalty
>>6058915
>tfw bored
>tfw boredom invites negative thoughts and insecurities
>tfw if I don't stop the boredom I'll end up depressed again
>>6058917
Do bi-transgirls count as transbians for this?
>>6058915
chug 6 cans of energy drink and then suck a bunch of dicks
solves all problems at once
>>6058917
>>6058923
Get out.
>>6058922
>if you were a whore, you know. I guess its too late now though.
ya it's too late i'm never gonna get a partner i don't like as much as faye because i lost that chance when i didn't become a whore. rip hopes and dreams
>>6058917
Jesus Christ, not with this shit again.
Anon, if you're this bored, why don't you go do something productive with your time?
>>6058930
Hides behind, hugging
>when 200mg spirolactone 4mg estradiol still doesn't suppress the existential unending omnipresent suffering of humankind as a whole
>>6058945
Entropy is a meme. Life is what you make of it. The heat death of the universe has nothing to do with you, so stop thinking about it.
>tfw transgirl I'm talking to has sent me pics of her tits and tinkler
What did she mean by this?
>>6058945
That's not a trans feel, that's a person feel.
>>6058952
she's lonely and craves validation
>>6058952
sex her
>>6058952
Really? Isn't it obvious?
>>6058952
it means you're talking to kayla
>>6058952
it means she wants you inside her
sudo mount /dev/benis /mnt/boipucci
>>6058952
I'm going to quote Elanna on this, the intended message is clearly "Hey I'm single, you're single, you're cute, wanna fuck?".
i want someone to cuddle me
RIGHT
MEOW
what were you like as a kid mtfg? i had an active imagination and was always getting lost in fantasy adventures or playing outside. wbu?
>squeezed boobies half an hour ago and it still hurts like fuck
How do cis girls even handle this? Porn makes it look so pleasant.
>>6058971
>tfw Im still like this
I regularily just insert myself into various fictional universes and go on adventures.
>>6058972
They don't like creepy chasers. (The problem is that the creepy chasers are generally not self-aware about the fact that they're creepy.)
>>6058972
only non-passers people hate chasers cus chasers only generally go after passers lmao
>>6058908
>obvious chaser
How is he an obvious chaser? What makes him so?
I'm asking because I'm wondering when the line of being a chaser is crossed.
>>6058972
>someone literally sends you pictures of their private parts
yeah I'm sure she probably meant it in a purely platonic way
>>6058973
I don't know, mine don't hurt much. That's probably just a sign that I'm not going to get much more growth, though...
>>6058972
Idk, but I generally wouldn't send pictures if my genitals to someone I didn't like, and I assume most people don't
>>6058971
I endlessly got beaten up in middle school by a bunch of black guys because I was effeminate, and now I flinch around black guys.
I also had an active imagination, and quite enjoyed things like Pokémon (still do) and other fantasy games.
>>6058943
*pat pat*
Everything is going to be ok.
>>6058971
Id play pretend with toys and stuffed animals a lot, I had one weeby friend Id play video games and watch anime with, he was the first person to show me was NGE was- I wouldnt actually watch the show until much later in life though.
>>6058971
I picked my nose and wiped the boogers on the side of an easy chair, picking a different spot every time. After a few years the whole side within reach was crusty.
>>6058930
>what a surprise he watches anime
Sir, please leave. You're scaring the trutrans girls here with your fetishism.
>>6058970
Where do you live, maybe we can find someone for you? :3
>>6058971
I was an aggressive, spoiled, and naive little bully. Got away with tons of shit because mom would always support me, the principal believed me because I could put on a good lying face, and I had two big friends to back me up.
Highlights were at around 9 years old: kicked my IT teacher in the shin for turning off my internet due to browsing 4chan, plotted drop sleeping medicine on camp monitors' coffee so everyone could run around and be little shits at night (didn't go through with it), sent pictures of myself to an Orkut anime group admin to become part of the moderation team and kept doing it for 2 months and RPing with him before realizing how cringey it was and blocking him.
I was cute and used it to my advantage in a way I don't think anyone who isn't a cis girl would ever have experienced. I'm still cute now but not anywhere as adorable, manipulative and immoral as I was back then.
>>6058993
nobody here is trutrans besides like 3 people
hahaha
>>6058995
tranny town
>>6058971
Quiet loner. I had no real friends in early elementary school, I read by myself a lot.
>>6058999
P O R T L A N D
>>6058993
>he doesn't like anime
Spotted the cis male.
>>6059004
believe it
>>6059006
u actually in portland?
>>6058974
m-me too, except for the outside part the only thing I go outside for is to do farm work or horse ridin
>>6058986
sry to hear that. happened to me sometimes too and holy moly was Pokemon a big thing back then. r u still into it?
>>6058989
there were weebs in the 90s? its been so long I honestly forgot
>>6058991
. . . . . . . .
>>6058996
wow u were a little shit D:
>>6059000
read what tho?
>>6058993
But anon, Im the truest trans grill.
>>6058997
I think we have a few more then that, maybe.
>>6059008
yeah
>>6059011
fuck off yume
>>6058979
He urges me to not cut off my dick.
Before we were exclusive I hovered over him while he used skype and he had a bunch of traps he'd get pictures from and ERP with.
He says he's 100% straight.
>>6059012
shut up nigger
>>6059014
jokes on u im actually yume hahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6059011
Don't u dare bullly you me, I'll pin u! -flex-
>>6059014
lol yume why dont you trip anymore? Is it because everyone knows you're a chaser now?
>>6059016
kys yume
>>6059013
Liking traps is straight, right?
>>6059018
ur not even replying to me
i was the one who said fuck off yume :^)
i am posting here because alison told me to, it is against my will
>>6059009
>wow u were a little shit D:
The worst. The good thing is that all the outbursts led me to realize I was just doing it to repress something. I realized the 'lol i don't give a shit about anything!!' attitude was me trying to repress dysphoria desperately, and it led me to transition early on.
>>6059013
Are you you're not in a relationship with a meme?
Memes aside though, sounds draining. Do you want to get bottom surgery though? And would it impact your relationship if you did?
>>6059009
Yes I'm still into it. It's practically the only video game I ever have time to play, being a STEM student.
>>6059013
The transgirl who sent me the boob pic and the tinkler pic I've been 100% clear with that I'm not a fan of SRS
>>6059032
Not up to you what she does with her body cis pig~ ^w^
>>6059009
>horse riding and farm work
What are you, a fukin farmer?
Jokes aside though, I really wish I had someone I could confide my daydreams to. They're quite immature, and stem from a terribly childish side of mine, but it's just something I do whenever my mind wanders off.
>>6059023
Nonsense, if that were true half of /b/ would be on hormones by now.
>>6059028
*you sure
Autocorreeeeeect
>>6059028
>Are you you're not in a relationship with a meme?
I think a lot of his behaviour comes from trying to fit into stereotypes, actually. I don't think even he believes he's fully straight, but he likes to be the pathetic little jealous chaser with a nympho trap gf.
>Memes aside though, sounds draining. Do you want to get bottom surgery though? And would it impact your relationship if you did?
I'm on bicatulamide so the weewee still works fine and I like using it, doesn't really cause me dysphoria, and surgery would only be 2 years away (government program full of gatekeeping but 100% free, yay), and I can't imagine myself being with him that long.
hi guys im new *holds up gt*
>>6059035
And it's not up to you to determine that she's a woman or not based on an arbitrary surgery, trannyscum
>>6059037
They aren't?
>>6059026
that is an interesting way to hide the dysphoria. mine didn't manifest until my teenage years and I just turned into a band geek dude bro thing. unusually hid my depression or sadness behind a smile and didn't share when I was hurting with friends
>>6059029
but at least all the hard work will pay off tho right? im excited for aun and Moon I wanna see their new gimmick
>>6059036
lol I literally live on a farm and was raised on one. im a southern farm gal x.x
but I'd love to listen to your daydreams sometimes, mine are veryuxh as childish as yours (maybe even moreso) and it's not bad to have a childish side it's fun
>>6059043
good job
>>6059009
Kids fiction, I guess the series that I probably read the most from was harry potter and animorphs. Random stuff from the library, fantasy and sci fi. When I got older I started to read non-fiction. Stuff on physics was so fucking cool. Taught myself how to program when I was 10.
>>6059005
Anime is directly linked to autism, which is a male trait.
>spotted the cis male
that's what your doctor says during your checkups :^)
>>6059045
True, but I'm not telling her my opinions on SRS or trying to convince her one way or the other - after all, it's an important decision, and it should be made without coercion of any kind.
>>6059052
It's hard to believe I may have to cut Pokémon out of my life, but I love chemistry enough that I'm willing to do it if it means I can use everything I've learned in my classes in my career.
I'm planning on at least playing Sun and Moon, though, I'm hoping they add something interesting. I'd actually like it if the evil team was a side plot this time around (this is such a /vp/ thing to say) but Red, Blue and Yellow were all about the adventure, and not so much about saving the world.
>>6059059
I haven't lied to her. I've just been upfront about how I feel about the surgery since we started talking.
>>6058978
i don't hate chasers though.
>>6059057
Where did you get that picture of me?!
>>6059063
>Don't pass
http://www.porn5.com/video-2961851/lovely-redhead-tranny-gets-banged-in-the-ass
I'd bang you if you looked like this
>>6059043
famous chinese hat entrepreneur!?
>don't really like the idea of surgery
I guess I can fuck chasers then
>tfw you're a chaser but you've never actually tried to chase
like a bird in a cage
>>6059065
there's more to trannies than sex, silly chaser. i'm not clicking that link but i'm probably worse considering they're in porn.
>replace beta male with beta fakegirl and this pic is literally me to exact specifications
can someone please push me over the edge
i want to die so bad
>>6059072
>but i'm probably worse considering they're in porn.
You definitely have to look at the link then
>>6059075
didn't read lol
>>6059074
I'm really not hoping it's true. Fusion sounds like a deal breaker for me. I want them to add more megas and maybe some interesting new moves with interesting or unique effects.
who /transandchaser/ here?
>>6059071
Why haven't you?
>>6059080
awoo
>>6059062
To be completely honest I was just fucking around with you fambly. Sorry for maybe getting too into it, I'm sleepy and bored and really upset about the latter but can't do much about it on account of the former. Have a good night possible chaser-anon, I hope things go well with you two <3
>>6059080
Is it chasing if you pursue a transgirl romantically and don't have a fetish for trannies? Or does pursuing a transgirl at all make you a chaser?
>>6059080
me :)
any fine ladies here wanna let me chase em?
hmu......... misstinkler2001
>>6059061
>chemistry
All aboard the crazy train, good luck anon.
>>6059074
Yeah, I was a nerd and probably always will be. I mean, it just seemed like an escape, I didn't want to play sports or anything like that.
>>6059042
You sound content with your current situation. All that really matters. Best of luck.
>>6059085
Okay you promised more than sex. Would you essentially be my sugar mama?
>>6059049
They got rid of a lot of them when they made this board.
>>6059071
This is the perfect hunting ground, shouldn't be hard for you at all.
>>6059092
i didn't promise anything, i just said there's more to a relationship than sex.
>>6059081
my conscience holds me back
>>6059085
its my brain and honestly im thinking about using that exact image as my suicide note
just going to print it
>>6059092
>tfw no sugar mommy
bad feel man i like getting spoiled... shaking my darn head
>>6059098
please don't i need more hons to inflate my ego
>>6059052
I dunno mang, I'm a bad storyteller. And I don't think my stories are all that worth telling.
But living on a farm sounds great. I really like the southern American spirit when it's about honesty, culture and music.
You play an instrument perhaps?
>>6059096
I don't doubt that, but I'm still young enough where sex is still a huge part of the deal
>>6059090
Nah, it isn't all that bad, just time consuming. At least not until you get to physical chemistry where you're touching on quantum physics.
The benefits are that you can synthesize your own hormones (not really)
>>6059105
understandable.
>>6059106
It really didn't get too bad until 4th year classes imo. Quantum and computational chemistry and spectroscopy were hard af. Physical chemistry was pretty easy by comparison imo, but my lab coordinator was a real hardass.
>tfw prime aspect of unfuckableness
Help ;__; I cut my butt while shaving
I'm not gonna die or get hepatitis or something am I? Pls respond
>>6059112
P-Chem hasn't been ALL that bad. It's just not the section of chemistry I'm interested in. I'm taking the ACS's standardized exam next month.
Organic was super easy for me, and I didn't have TOO much trouble with spectroscopy stuff, though it is hard.
Inorganic is supposedly a bitch, though.
>>6059080
I don't chase other transgirls, but I like being chased by them. : )
>tfw stealth
>started cuddling with a friend of mine a lot lately
>we kept getting more and more physical with the cuddles as the days went on
>eventually start forming feelings for her
>we start kissing eachother on the cheeks and forehead during cuddle sessions and shared personal information a bunch
>we started holding hands and acting really cute around others and we were kind of confused about where we were but we were happy regardless
>decided to get together after discussing stuff
>come out to her as a filthy tranny an hour after we actually got together
>she was really surprised and took a a few seconds to get what I meant
>started shaking and chittering because I never came out to anybody in a romantic context before
>mfw she just assured me it was okay and that she doesn't mind and likes me for who I am while holding me
Call me a transbian if you want but feeling this way is so incredible. I'm so glad I found somebody who likes me for me and who I don't have to be scared of being judged for. Fuck, I'm so happy right now.
>>6059122
Pl halp haaaallllp
>>6059122
Unless you cut yourself so bad that you're at risk of bleeding out, the main thing will be to keep it clean so it doesn't get infected. Wash regularly.
>>6059135
Congrats, anon! I'm happy for you!
>>6059135
>tfw I'll never know this feel
>>6059097
What aspect of it makes you feel wrong about it?
>>6059125
I found organic easy as well, I'm not entirely sure where its reputation as difficult comes from. The labs were very time consuming and long, but other than that it was my favourite hands down ;~;
Pchem isn't super hard either, desu the main challenge was staying awake during lecures :^)
Have you taken any inorganic yet? It was actually not that bad, I did well enough in it that my prof ended up hiring me over the summer.
>>6059122
post shaved butt?
>>6059075
iktf
>>6059120
but i'm in australia.
>>6059080
after I accepted I was going to transition I've only been involved w/trans girls, cis people are scary desu
some canadian pls find me cannabidiol pls
ty
>>6059153
a little bit scary yeah but sometimes worth the risk
>>6059147
I've not, Inorganic's prerequisite is Pchem, so I haven't had been able to take it yet. We also don't have a class called quantum chemistry or computational chemistry at my university. Inorganic and some seminars are the last steps, generally.
>>6058954
Straight guy, wandered in here from the front page and the first thing I see is someone building a wall between transgendered folks and 'people'
>>6059170
Trans-people are a subset of people, no wall implied.
>>6059160
I forget what quantum and computational was called at my uni, but it wasn't called that either, it was called something like atomic and molecular structure. Neat class even if it was hard, we got to use GAMESS to model molecules, did math on wavefunctions, graphed orbitals.
All I can say of inorganic is be able to visualise chiral molecules well. So much was just being able to recognise and visualise transition metal complexes. The theory and math is likely to be easy if you completed spectroscopy without difficulty.
>>6059146
i mean it just seems wrong to be attracted to an aspect of a person that that person hates
i also dont see how a healthy relationship could ever begin with me specifically seeking someone who is trans. and because im attracted to that quality, even if i happen to meet a trans girl organically it still wouldn't feel right to pursue them.
if i just keep eating loads of pancakes will my breast embiggen
>>6059184
you will embiggen
>>6059180
That's good to hear. I'm really not worried about too much else, P-Chem was the real hurdle I knew I'd have to jump because I'm not too great at math. What did you end up doing with your degree?
>>6059184
yes that is a cromulent assumption
>>6059150
i can stream myself shooting myself
someone made a youtube:
http://opensourcegendercodes.com/
i feel like it must be nonsense--bringing one's fine arts background into the ambitious endeavour of accessible diy hrt--but then i'm like people must try to make "illicit" testosterone all the time, so maybe they are building on something with basis?
uh tobacco genes. GENES! i mean that couldn't be any more complicated than programming a chinese hamster ovary cell into a friend, right? SOOO
¯\(°_o)/¯
>>6059189
this post made me crack right the fuck up
>>6059190
I burned out during my last year, I was doing inorganic catalysis research and that sapped most of my love for chem away. I have my degree, but ended up going back to school to do programming because it seemed like the easiest way out, that was a year ago.
As of right now though I'm dropping out of programming and looking for analytical lab work though, so looks like whatever happens over the next while will be the first thing I do with it.
>>6059204
are you the other other /g/ tranny?
>>6059202
I'm going to probably end up in an analytical lab my first few years out of school, I can't really afford to go to grad school, and I'm damned lucky I won't be in debt, and it makes sense to me to save up money to go to grad school later on.
>>6059207
i don't post on /g/ if that's what you mean, i am a worthless nerd though
>>6059218
but can you average 2 ints in C?
>>6059222
i could if i wasn't on a chromebook
int a = 10;
int b = 20;
int whattheheck = (a+b)/2;
>>6059118
I was hoping more along the lines of banjo, cigar box guitar or mandolin. Gid that southern feel right up there.
And well, maybe sometime. When I'm not at work, or similar. Might be cool.
>>6059211
It seems to be where the entry level jobs are, especially around here (lots of oil industry stuff).
Money aside, you'll probably get a lot more out of grad school if you work for a while before going back, my sister is extremely glad that she didn't go straight for a master's. Makes it clearer what you can get out of it, gives a better sense of what industry wants etc.
Do you want to do analytical chem for a living, or do you have your sights on something else once you have a master's?
>>6059227
muh overflow
>>6059182
The fact that that worries you at all makes me think that you are a quality person. I hope you manage to find someone nice that you are attracted to for many reasons, and if that person happens to be mtf then I don't think you should rule them out because of it.
i just found out
i'm literally retarded
>>6059232
did you say average two user inputs cause i heard average two integers and i chose 10 and 20 gosh
>>6059236
iktf
>>6059229
I fell a little bit in love with Organic Chemistry, actually. I want to do research (I just don't have the money, and I don't pass yet, and jobs are impossible to come by for trans girls in North Carolina) Analytical chem seems easy, but I want to continue with Organic because it made me the happiest I've ever been.
>>6059240
ty for the (you)
>>6059236
me too
i dont know how much more of myself im going to uncontrollably destroy until i figure out how to quit being a fuck up
don't know how many decibels i have to lose, joints i need to destroy or diseases to pick up until i wake up
>>6059236
Ayy its a step up from what ever I am at least
>>6059239
/dpt/ would photoshop you into that cs degree meme in 5 seconds flat
I'm not going to because that would be mean desu
>>6059236
What happened?
Which ones do you miss, mtfg?
>>6059256
nothing happened
i was just trying to cpr the thread
>>6059260
bexe, elfginger, ufufu, kuppy
>>6059243
Top tier, I hope that you can reach that. Ochem is really competitive from what I understand but it's super rewarding, and if I were going to stay in chemistry long term it would be my goal too.
Either way, I'm headed to bed, but good luck with the chemistry anon, I hope all that hard work pays off in the end.
>>6059252
youre pretty good though
what, youre swimming in drugs, got friends, a place to live and youre cute
you know what google needs to do with their neural network image recognising thing? They need to make a plugin that recognises anime images and automatically filters the post, the md5 and the trip if they have one
make it happen mootykins
>>6059255
i never said i was a nerd who has formal training, thanks, just a worthless nerd ;-; as soon as i posted that i realized i should have cast to long double for betterness, and to do it properly i'm pretty sure i have to do some pointer bs and i'm too dumb for that
>>6059262
trusted you...
>>6059281
ty for (me)
>>6059285
>cast to long double for betterness
I'm trying so hard not to be mean
>>6059278
Kek
>>6059283
Neat idea honestly, go fork caffe and make it happen.
>>6059260
i miss lain
>>6059204
This is my personal pancake recipe.
2 cups self raising flour
1/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 1/4 cups milk
1/4 cup melted butter
pinch of salt
cap of vanilla essence
place the dry ingredients in a bowl and make a well in the centre.
briefly beat the eggs and pour them into the well, pour the melted butter into the well and then using the same measuring cup add the milk into the well as well. if it seems too thick, add more milk.
whisk the mix until smooth.
butter up a frying pan on medium high to medium heat and ladle the batter in, wait till bubbles appear on most of the surface then flip. PANCAKES!
>>6059236
I haven't been diagnosed with anything but like, I probably have a whole slew of things wrong with me in addition to being a tran.
>>6059260
elfginger, raifu (rarely posts anymore :( ), caddy, cheska, bexe, sophie, kit, ufufu and umaruchan
everyone else is still here regularly but there are more I would miss if they left tho
>>6059294
whatever
>>6059304
I had to look it up, apparently one way to do it is:
(a / 0x2) + (b / 0x2) + (0x1 & a & b)
>>6059309
rip
>>6059314
why did she have to die?
>>6059304
>(a/2) + (b/2)
better, but doesn't account for signedness and will give wrong answers for negative numbers
>so that i uninstall some of the incompatible overflow ok?!? makes it run more efficient
a-are you doing this deliberately?
>>6059317
shes alive desu
>>6059322
in our hearts anon
>>6059311
My dreams aren't reality is all
>>6059278
that's not very nice you know none of those things are true
>>6059326
>>6059326
Iktf
>>6059327
Kek
>>6059326
hi mado
>>6059333
Sounds nice. Wanna trade places?
>>6059334
Dying should be easier I agree
>>6059336
Its rough
>>6059338
hi
>>6059317
but she's on steam right now.
>>6059341
yeah... its sad how nobody's turned off her computer yet ;_;
>>6059342
Yo pooks. Isn't it passed your bed time or something?
>>6059340
yeah id love to trade my bad life for your good one
>>6059333
I swear like im the only person with hallunications that has physical hallucinations
>>6059340
kero kero kero
>>6059342
>sheen can u cook for me ;~;
okie, what would you like?
>>6059340
Yeah
What's worse is when you have a nightmare inside a nightmare so you "wake up"( you think) and it's still super terrible
Happens a lot lately
Rather be dead t b h mado
>>6059345
Come take it. All yours senpai. No take backs
>>6058945
>>6058951
>>6058954
>>6059351
okay stop playing with me now id gladly trade my life for yours
or anyones at this rate to be rid of this fucking tinnitus
>>6059350
>pointer bs :(
Are you being serious right now? No pointers there, just basic arithmetic and bit operations.
>>6059260
Who made this image?
>>6059349
I had one like that a few days ago except it was about playing at videogame that made me increasingly unhinged mentally every time I played it
3days went by in the dream, I slept in the dream and woke up still within the dream
shit like that is scary on several levels
>>6059350
int average(int a, int b)
{
int t = (a&b)+((a^b)>>1);
return t + (((unsigned)t>>31)&(a^b));
}
>pointer bs
it's actually just a bitwise logical operator
so if you have two numbers that are
00101101
11001011
in binary, you get
00001001
(i.e. only where they match up)
>>6059312
why would you use hex for 1 and 2? seems like pointless obfuscation to me
>>6059349
Being dead would be pretty great desu but so would not being me
>>6059353
Kek is frog slacking off? I'm still breathing atm so that's something.
Kero kero kero! How's you?
>>6059354
I'd gladly trade my life with anyone's to be rid of myself
>>6059350
what happened to your diet
>>6059354
Does tinnitus go away if you gouge out your ears? Honest question, I don't know how it works.
>>6059359
>(Dead)
thanks 4chan
>>6059353
uhm
how about some quick egg fried rice and a nice baked salmon fillet with crispy skin?
>>6059359
Because (a / 0x2) looks prettier than (a / 2).
>>6059362
i dont know
but i know if i go deaf ill still hear the ringing
honestly its driving me insane
im so fucking nutty because of it
verge of tears, i think i might kill myself
>>6059359
i think i get it but what does (dead) mean in this context?
>>6059368
but not as pretty as a<<1
>>6059373
You mean (a >> 0x1) right?
How long do you have to be on HRT for the changes to become irreversible ?
>>6059376
We'll all be sooner or later!
>>6059383
Can you gouge out the part of your brain causing the problem?
>>6059371
nothing
4chan put it there
in case anyone wants to know, the (a&b)+((a^b)> >1 is just a really dumb way of adding the numbers and getting half of the result, but with no overflow (i.e. essentially a/2 + b/2)
the (unsigned)t> >31 is a way of getting the sign bit (only present if the number is negative, and the &(a^b) after that is a way of making sure you only add the sign bit if the two numbers have different signs
>>6059375
no I mean
asm
{
shr a, 0000_0001h
}
>>6059377
as soon as you successfully write a fizzbuzz that uses bitwise operators, that's when you'll know it's permanent
>>6059389
why did 4chan put it there?
>>6059377
Morning girls! Off to hateful work.
Does anyone have something cheery to offer me up as mental distraction from my drudgery?
>>6059377
Breasts: a few weeks - the breast buds won't go away, and neither will much of the other growth unless you go on a starvation diet for a good long while.
Fertility: maybe never, maybe a year or so - much disagreement and uncertainty on this issue.
>>6059391
because it thinks the right shift operator is a quote link, and the link is dead
>>1231424
>>31
>>1
>>6059396
who thought that was a good idea lol :)?
>>6059397
someone who assumed no one would ever post C code on a board without [code] tags?
>>6059400
Every board should have [code] and [spoiler].
TIME TO PANIC
>>6059394
>BRAIN DAMAGE
We're all damaged goods, that's why we're here, lmao.
I'm a separate note, how's everyhon doing?
>>6059410
LOL, typo, meant 'on a separate note'
I can't even type correctly I guess I'm a separate note higher damaged.
>>6059403
and latex like sci
>>6059392
here go
>>6059389
ohhh, k
>>6059394
well don't let the brain damage manipulate you
>>6059392
>something cheer
How about random gif on my phone, idk what it is, haha.
>>6059408
the chinese are gold backing the yuan after all
>>6059410
i cant be a hon if Im just a cute femboy :^)
Spooky old trip coming back from the dead to post a spooky new selfie from my spooky new hair and brows I got done today
