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When I was 6 my first boy crush was on this 24yo lifeguard. I wanted him to do so many things to me. Just thinking about him made my heart flutter. When was your first male crush?
>>6040267
Honestly it's much the same as it was, except i got the undercut re-done and the top is an inch or two shorter. If I posted a pic now it'd be difficult to see because lighting etc.
2nd for
>tfw no jewish BF
...what did you want him to do to you at six
i dont even remember being six
wtf do 6yo eben do except be annoying and retarded
>>6039942
>Kevin
>Incompetent
Don't shit talk my waifu m8
>>6040283
Good question... I was pretty late to the whole "liking guys" thing, so I actually don't know.
I guess my first boyfriend? I did stay up to ungodly hours just to talk to the guy...
>>6040312
I wanted our bodies to be naked together and grinding on each other. I didn't know what sex was but I thought about those things happening.
I was at summer camp and before it was time to go back home he picked me up and carried me in his arms and allowed me to sit on his lap as he looked out at the other kids in the lake. I never feel more at home than in his arms. :/ Wish I could remember his full name, I bet he's a hot daddy now.
>>6040283
>First Crush
I'm not proud of myself
>>6040326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TXqQmnjTK8
Kevin's a cunt desu
>>6040334
either you making shit up or you got molested / exposed to shit you shoudnt been
fucking weird t b h
>>6040283
Matthew fox in party of five
lol
>>6040336
You sloot. If /fit/ has glutes for the slutes, homos have pecs for the... decks? Dicks? Buts? Pucci?
>>6040336
lmao
>>6040354
Nah...I thought about kissing/hugging/cuddling naked with him. Didn't think about bjs or anal as I wasn't aware of those things back than.
Even when I was 7-8 I had a obsession with salt n' pepa hair and loved the way late 30 to 50yo guys looked.
I also had a semi-crush on my uncle who was a soccer player.
>>6040283
Richard Bacon, the guy who got fired from Blue Peter for doing coke
I was gutted when this woman came on screen after school and told me I wouldn't be seeing him again
https://youtu.be/pFDPNV9AkXA?t=19s
>>6040283
>tfw no poz daddy bf
>>6040375
pic related
>>6040351
I don't know why, but this is entertaining.
>>6040375
ahaha what
who thought that was appropriate wtf
>>6040326
He's so fucking incompetent though
His job is so simple, he doesn't even have to do any of the funny shit Barry used to do, and yet he still finds a way to fuck it up
The amount of audio syncing mistakes he's made since he joined is straight up fucking embarrassing
>>6040283
I must have been like 12 or so, and there was this guy I was friends with that launched me into hardcore denial. Not a super interesting story though.
>>6040283
First and only.
>>6040410
>actually watching game grumps
m8 I just think Kevin's qt I don't actually watch the Adventures of Ego Being Shit At Vidya
>>6040283
The first one that was pretty significant was probably my spanish teacher in highschool (I had seen him around during middle school too though).
He wasn't even necessarily super attractive, but he had a nice body, and was nice, and had a really deep voice and it was sexy when he would read to us in spanish. Once I saw the imprint of his dick in his pants and my vision went black from shock for like, 10 seconds.
when i was 8. .playing sanic
just knew i wanted to suck his blue knot
rub against his furry body
it was all i wanted.......all i ever thought about
made my 8yo peepee so hard
that fucking voice
"too slow!!!!!!"
sanic im trying i wud say
*sigh*
What are your turn ons and turn offs?
>>6040505
sanic
3DPD human scum
>>6040505
Turn ons: Leather, moaning, aggressive, sub/dom mechanics, light spanking, piercings, tattoos, facial hair, pecs, butts.
Turn offs: Ugly people and prudes.
My first was a boy I became friends with in middle school, he was a tall Colombian kid with curly hair
>>6040503
Well, pic related is me after reading this
>>6040505
I'm very turned on by romantic stuff like kissing and touching (body contact during sex is an absolute must)
I don't tell anyone because I'm pretty manly, but I just go on absolute slutmode heat if someone calls me princess, I'm pretty embarrassed by it
Biggest turn off I can think of is having sex with strangers just because you're horny, and threesomes/foursomes/orgies, I don't like sharing
>>6040534
ur ego is like a ticking time bomb
this level of delusion isnt going to last and it aint gonna be pretty when shit hits the fan
>>6040505
Offs
-The second I see a guy is Hispanic... I just can't.
-Older men always creep me out
-Incredibly flamboyant guys
- Using most modern slang
On
-Collars/leashes
-Biting
-Intimate kissing oddly gave me boners
-Cuddling... yep
-Facesitting always worked
-Aggressive sex
-Dicks and asses
>>6040554
>>6040505
Turn on:
Jews
Turn off:
Muslims
>>6040543
stop acting like you woukdnt fuck sonic
were anonymous here
>>6040534
>>6040505
On's
-Dominance
-Romantic stuff
-kissing/biting
-cuddling
-Nice body
Turn-offs
-Stupid
-Not white
-Overweight/fat
Uhh I don't really know what else
>>6040572
>were
>>6040283
Didn't realize it at the time but a classmate of mine In 7th grade. I was just really mean to him and I didn't know why, I was nice to everyone else.
>>6040587
i am anonymous
i an leejum
>>6040505
On: kissing, frotting, underwear, listening to someone piss, incest stories
off: no emotional connection, smooth body, cut dick, black
>>6040505
Ons:
>beard = #1 essential
>masculine mannerisms
>masculine voice
>hairy legs
>hairy arms
>facial hair
>short hair
>hairy ass
>furry chest and belly
>confident
>kind
>strong
>muscular
>beefy
>smart
>monogamous
>nature loving
Offs:
>thin
>feminine mannerisms
>feminine voice
>hairless
>frail
>twinky
>beardless
>obese
>arrogant
>rude
>stupid
>polygamous
>superficial
>nature hating
>materialistic
>>6040505
Turn Ons:
Kind Humor
Gentleness
Good-Willed
Generous Givers
Loving & Supportive
Caring & Heartfelt
Romantic Natured
Self-Confidence, Self-Love, Self-Esteem
Spiritually Awakened
Of A Healthy Weight
Radiant Handsome Looks
Virgins saving themselves for someone special
Turn Offs:
Cocky & Egotistical
Loud & Obnoxious
Hypocrisy & Passive-Aggressiveness
Sexually & Physically Abusive
Hate-filled Hearts
Dishonesty & Lying
Flaky & Wishywashy Behavior
>ITT: people listing their turn ons and turn offs without reading anyone else's
>>6040690
Most people would fall for any guy who shows persistent interest in them regardless of whatever they're hung up about.
>>6040505
Romantic, skinny or athletic, engaged in high art (be it music, fashion, literature, whatever), slightly effeminate but not enough to be queeny, attractive, smells good, intelligent, passionate
rampant body hair, lumberjack-I'm-so-down-to-earth-core, basic bitches, stupidity, scat
>>6040648
I feel sorry for you honestly bruh
>>6040659
horrid
>>6040706
>any guy
a little bit of a stretch there
>>6040726
>stupidity
>scat
but youre clearly a mixture of both.
>>6040747
I guess you're the bear lover?
Sorry about the shit taste m8
>>6040505
Turn ons:
Fit men in/and or with
Suits, cufflinks, sock suspenders, leather gloves. The yuppie type.
Knows how to polish shoes (fire method), give close shaves, throw knives, can use tools and construct things.
Knowledgeable and talented type.
Laced boxing gloves, boxers workout (jump ropes, sparing etc), moutgard.
the boxer type.
Football socks, long johns/leggings/compression pants, snakers.
The sporty type.
Preppie also get a mention.
Turn offs: Laziness, apathy, no fighting-will, dogmatic thinking, rigidness, uncreative
>>6040757
mmmmmmm
>>6040794
>sock suspenders
They're basically just fetish gear at this point. Modern dress socks stay up without them, and because they're not worn over clothing like braces, they're not even really a fashion item because you only see them when getting undressed
>>6040809
I want him to be my slip n' slide.
>>6040819
>only see them when getting undressed
well, that is the point. it's a turn on for me to see someone in them getting undressed.
>>6040809
Pretty cute
>Turn Ons
Turn Offs: a fag who doesn't know his place and how to do my laundry properly
who else a cam whore?
>>6040858
>you will never be a qt houseboy
anyone here know how I can attract a jewish man and get him to be my bf
Does gatch look sad & suicidal to anyone else
>>6040505
turn ons: me
turn offs: everyone else
:*
>>6040963
That's so rude.
And yes, I look sad and suicidal to myself.
>>6040963
Eww, he's got that weird thing where like, his teeth press against the skin that covers his mouth and they cause his face skin to dent outwards. Is there a word for that?
Also thin eyebrows and thin upper lip and ginger and chink eyes.
>>6040963
>>6040978
Whoa whoa whoa... THAT is what Gatch looks like?!
>>6041004
Is this negative or positive?
>>6041004
Yeah, here's what niq looks like.
Hi gaygen. Not sure this will get serious replies but here goes.
I've been dating this guy for a few months but I've been thinking a bit lately about our relationship. In the past I've had doubts but disregarded them thinking I was just overreacting. But now I feel like I'm unsure what the best thing to do would be. He's become a bit more passive aggressive (or at least I've been noticing it more) in various ways. For example, he'll guilt me for splitting the check at dinner instead of paying for him because I have a bit more money. Or he'll call me fat and not take my shirt off when we're having sex even though I'm thin enough to see my ribs sometimes. He'll also basically refuse to cum once I already have and says he'll do it later, which makes me feel like he's not really into me.
He's also a lot stronger than me and will do childish things like pinch me really hard or twist my nipple. In public when we're sitting across from each other he'll squeeze my knee until I have to tell him to stop because it hurts. I've told him to stop before but it's just a joke to him. Sometimes he'll go to hug me and I unconsciously flinch/put up my arms to defend and he gets offended, but sometimes what he does really hurts.
I'm not sure if it's worth trying to keep investing in this anymore and if I should try to have a conversation with him or just end it. I'm honestly a little scared about confronting him about the physical stuff in private since he might get defensive. I know the stuff in this post sounds really bad but we have good moments too obviously and I did really like him. I just don't know how to nicely tell him to stop with manipulative/childish stuff.
>>6041074
he sounds fucking crazy
>>6041068
HAHAHA literally why
who from notgaydayz would you date?
>>6041074
Break it off. Sounds like he doesn't respect you at all.
>>6041116
>mathc4mathc
What is?
>>6041068
niq has big hands.
>tfw thought i was straight
>tfw Morrissey came into my life
>never went back to girls
anyone else had this feel??
>>6041125
it's masc4masc with a lisp.
how2unban
>>6041126
u know what they say about big hands ;]]
>>6041129
Ohhhh. Okay, huh...
>>6041074
How hot is he and how hot are you? If he's hotter than you, put up with any and all abuse.
>>6041116
9/10 booty
>>6041127
>vegetarian
>attractive
Ummmmmmmm
>>6041150
Try and talk, but you've had those gut feelings for a while now, and people very rarely change.
He might not be abusive but he's very inconsiderate and that's just as bad
>>6041139
Tell me what your name was and i'll sign in and unban you
>>6040833
Yeah, but my point is that nobody wears them unless they literally have a fetish for them,
>>6041074
Your boyfriend should never make you feel bad about yourself and if you find yourself flinching when he comes near you just for a hug that is your subconscious brain telling you to get out. Tbh just with the fat thing and the cumming later thing I'd say he's either cheating on you or has lost interest in you, and you should end it, but with the painful stuff I'd say that's crossing a boundary.
You can try talking to him about it, but it probably won't do much good. If I was you, I'd bail.
>>6041101
CJ, and I'd maybe go for a drink with Matthew. The rest look like crackheads and/or inbred American rednecks
>>6041150
If someone's hurting you "as a joke", makes you keep your shirt on during sex while calling you fat, and won't even cum when you're around, I don't think it's likely that talking to them is going to make much difference to their behaviour.
>>6041127
Bear in mind, this is what he thinks sex is like (from his novel)
>Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.
He was always funny about discussing his sexuality, but I guess he got so neurotic about it that he's never seen a naked person before
>>6041074
I laughed until I started crying from this, I'm really sorry. It's just the image of two grown men and one of the men is pinching the other or twisting his nipples or squeezing his knee in public is so bizarre and comical.
He probably has some mild to severe emotional problems. Its probably his way to show affection without really knowing any other way how. I would just get out of it I were you, because if you want to fix those problems you basically has to become his nurse and thats a shitty and tiresome job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyNoFkud6g
DADDY? DADDY? WHERE'S MY DADDY?
>>6041215
You stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T56X53xRvhM
>>6041215
im not stoned enough for this
>>6041182
I guess I haven't considered he might be cheating on me since he seemed pretty scared about STDs like me, so he was into the idea of monogomy. Or so he said.
>>6041214
I realize it seems quite ridiculous to an outsider, but I let it go on this long. And I don't doubt he has emotional problems from childhood abuse he mentions a lot.
Thanks for the other comments. It's given me a lot to think about. Any other advice or comments are welcome.
>>6041215
not this shit again
>>6040283
My first crush was one of my brother's friends. He's still hot af, although he moved away
>tfw you had sex with your first crush
felt good
It was a close friend. I'd known him pretty much my entire life. We didn't become close though until around 12.
And we started fooling around and "experimenting" at around 14. But it wasn't until we were 18 that we had sex.
We never dated though. We were more like friends with benefits. Currently we live together because uni. Although we haven't done anything sexual in around 6 months.
>>6041171
pierce
>>6040283
Can't tell the difference between crushes and admiration, but the first time I seriously lusted for a male I was 9yo or so. It was the late 90s. Bowling alley. Full of cigarette smoke. He was either an employee or a regular, he looked really young compared to the other employees. Long brown hair, ponytail, sideburns, thin as a rail, tank top. He smoked, tried to hide it while he was talking to my folks. You ever seen those guys who you can just tell they're depressed and have low self-esteem--they look happy and normal, but there's this sense of fragility and despair around them? He was like that. On fucking cue, that Savage Garden song started playing on the piped-in radio (bowling alleys piped in FM radio while people bowled back then,) and it was like this halo of smoke and angst around him. And I wanted to own him, like a pet or a slave. I wanted to keep him in my house and hear him talk about all the things that made him cry, and have him as a playmate. I wanted to invade his mind and see all his thoughts and feelings.
So like, I ate a grapefruit a few days ago, and I peeled it and left the peelings on a plate and they got all dried up over a few days.
And then I was jacking off, and I came on the grapefruit peelings because I was just gonna throw the whole plate away (it's a paper plate) and I usually cum into my trashcan because I don't like my own cum. But then ten minutes ago, I knocked over the plate, and all the grapefruit peeling fell all over the floor, so I had to pick them up even though they had cum on them.
>>6041354
>being 9 years old in the late nineties
Why are you still on this fucking website at your age?
>>6041361
PFFFFFFFFT.
>>6041361
I love this. I wan this famed.
>>6041361
You should film that and send it to sundance.
>>6041373
He could be like 26
He would have been like 14 when 4chan started, sometimes you start using a website back then and get used to it
>>6041373
Excuse me for not being a boring old man.
>>6041373
why waste your young age on this website? go out and live, then come back.
>>6041390
The joke was that you are too old for this website.
>>6041074
This basically just goes down the checklist of early signs of an abusive relationship.
Get out now, and warn his future partners.
>>6041393
I know what the joke was. I'd rather be doing this than sitting around being a fat boring old fart with an easy chair and an office job or whatever it is the typical dumbshit my age is supposed to think is fun.
>>6041419
The joke is that you're not really that old, but calling you old is funny because it's ironic, so comparing yourself to actual old people doesn't make a lot of sense.
>>6040283
My friend mike said his dick is harder than DMC3 when looking at this dudes ass.
>>6041446
>my friend
Get
Out
Normie
>>6041446
"My dick is getting ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!"
>>6041446
Fuck off Mike.
>>6041373
Some of us are in our 40's. Yeah, I could be your daddy.
>>6041311
whats the secret
>>6041500
But that's hot.
What's gaygen's opinion on asshair?
I'm a twink, but I have hair in my crack and idk how big of a turnoff that is. I would shave it, but I hear that's really uncomfortable.
>>6041546
It's only uncomfortable the first time. I've done it a few times before, and it always felt fine after the first time, for me at least.
There can just be some itchiness when the hair is growing back, but it's only like for one day and its barely noticeable.
If your a twink, and you're going for that look, you probably should shave your ass.
>>6041546
DO EET.
Can be a bit itchy when the hairs grow back, but personally, I love a smooth butt.
>>6041546
hairy butts are best.
>>6041546
It's not too hard to shave and it's usually not itchy, I'd say go for it just because hair in the crack can be annoying to deal with.
>>6041546
not about to eat twink butt that has a hairy crack
shit gross
>>6041546
>>6041600
This get is right.
inb4 "dubs"
>>6041546
I love it. Can't get enough of it. When it's blonde and soft and tickly is the best...oh god...so fuzzy...
>>6040307
Shalom
>>6041642
gross
>>6041642
I should introduce you to my blonde unshaven ass.
>>6041692
PICS! PICS! PICS! *thumps table*
*pops tongue*
>>6041546
don't totally shave it, just trim it down
>>6041711
who goin home this week bb?
I fucking hate derrick, girl needs to LEAVE
>>6041709
Unfortunately it's also fat, pimply, and discolored because I don't wipe well.
>>6041797
Does not matter! NUUUUDES!
REEEEEEEEE
>>6041797
>be 20
>met hot twink off grindr
>he mostly bottoms but has a glorious looking cock
>cute bubble but
>glasses
>hit him up, he insists on bareback and I'm retarded
>fuck him, cum, say by, get his number, leave
>hit him up the next day, he only wants to get fucked
>tells me he wants to get dp'd, or at least get two guys to take turns
>it's hot but I kinda wanna get to know him
>reluctantly say I'll look for a 2nd top
>meet up with him, we fuck, he says let's start looking for another guy
>Pretend to search while I stare at him
>fuck him again, fake an orgasm and leave
>tfw this happened an hour ago
>>6041941
Run away. He bad news
>>6041974
I know he's bad news. But I wanna get to know him.
Feels bad man
>>6041986
He clearly just wants the dick, not the brains behind it.
>>6041986
You sound a lot like me. Lonely, a wee bit desperate. You have to be patient. Wait for the right guy. He will happen. And in the mean time do everything you can to be the best person you can be so you can attract the guy you want.
>>6040630
> listening to someone piss
Lol wow, I'm gonna record that for you if I can
>>6041506
Secret? As in to do that?
I don't know. As I said, we've known each other since we were kids. So maybe that's it.
>tfw i'll never have a bf
>tfw i'll never look forward to simple everyday tasks just because he's there doing them with me
;__;
> be a lean young-ish guy on grindr who wants a bigger guy to top me
> every fucking fat cunt's either a bottom or too old/ugly
WHY CAN'T YOU NIGGERS BE AT LEAST AVERAGE LOOKING AND WILLING TO FUCK MY ANGUS
>>6041361
Now that's true g-rape culture, you fruit
>>6042177
Go to a club.
>>6042189
last time i went to the club i had some old cunt grinding against my ass
among other awkward situations in the few times that i have been there, people are a bunch of perverts
>>6040659
>Cocky & Egotistical
>Loud & Obnoxious
>Hypocrisy & Passive-Aggressiveness
>Sexually & Physically Abusive
>Hate-filled Hearts
>Dishonesty & Lying
>Flaky & Wishywashy Behavior
holy shit you would hate me
>>6042197
Well exactly, you only want to have sex though, go there again and this time you be the instigator, there's a wide variety of guys in clubs and you can only hit on any of them.
If you just want attention from all the horny tops do what I do, drop your tousers down until the top of your ass pokes out and wear no underwear.
>>6042210
i want a fat guy to pound me not to walk around like a fucking nigger
>>6042213
No, it's walking around like a slut.
What about other apps? Isn't growlr the bear one? Pretty sure one caters to chubby guys mainly.
>>6042216
I'll have to have a look around
I had the perfect guy for it back in my old place that i always used to go over to get some relief, then i moved and it's near impossible for some reason
all i get are a bunch of weirdos and asian twinks
>>6041941
Can you post a pic?
im 20.
recently told my close friends im gay.
still havnt kissed a boy yet
sort of want my first boy kiss and the guy who takes my gay virginity to be 'special'
also equally as keen to just get grindr fucked.
not sure what I should do
probably likely to get clingy like you
>>6042218
I suppose you've moved too far away to make contacting him worthwhile?
Yeah, just try the apps out, when you make an account just explicitly say you're only interested in bigger guys.
Just make it blatant you are looking for sex, you can always change all the details later when you want to be seen less sexually inclined.
>>6042258
I guess it would be really something to have someone special take it but honestly finding someone who is truly special seems a statistical improbability.
Sex is great, personally never had it with anyone special but its all the same, just feels good man. There's a difference between sex and making love though of course. I'm just saying you could be waiting some time to lose your virginity when there's really not much point in saving it as whoever you meet will most likely not be a virgin. I think the romantic sex will always be more powerful than regular sex, so have sex for now and save the romance for later on.
>>6042277
Actually, I asked the other guy my age for his opinion, nowhere in my post did I say I was going to validate some shitty attention-seeking tripfags opinion on literally any topic ever. fuck off.
>>6042283
I was just offering my thoughts on the matter, seeing as you were looking for help I thought I'd offer, I can see now that I made a mistake in assuming you're a regular person and not just an autistic loser with horrendous anger issues.
>>6042300
filtered. fuck off this board you old notoriety-seeking retard. Not enough friends in real life so you need to tripfag yourself on here? pathetic lmao
>>6042315
Oh no, please don't filter me total random stranger on the internet! How ever will I survive without your attention?!
Seriously, you blew your lid over absolutely nothing, all I did was reply to a post sharing my opinions on the matter so you'd have some more perspectives to view your dilemma on. Obviously this didn't settle with your knight in shining armour ideology and you just couldn't handle the fact that there's a real world outside your basement fantasy.
>>6042332
but muh basement fantasies
>tfw will never have basement gym
>>6042315
>>6042283
>>6042277
>I suppose you've moved too far away to make contacting him worthwhile?
Not *that* far away (about a 40 minute train ride) but i live in Brisbane so trains don't run late unless it's a friday/saturday and i unfortunately have too busy a life to be able to get there early and come back before the trains stop
and thanks, i'll give that a go
>>6042398
Damn, sucks man. Do you keep in contact with him? Maybe just ask him if you could hang out at his over the weekend, I'm quite sure he will understand what you're getting at haha. That is of course unless you meant your weekends are totally booked as well as weekdays.
But yeah other than that I guess apps are the only way. There was also a thread on here not too long ago about a guy who worked at a gay bathhouse, he said there's were quite a few larger guys in there and you just go there to have sex too. They could be an option though I've never personally been to one of those to give you any insight.
How long until rabbi stops tripping?
>>6042410
I work the entire weekend and study pretty much 4 of the 5 days of the week (sometimes work on that final free day ;-;) so i have no time for nothing
That being said, I'm not that into him to want to stay overnight...the great thing about him when i was living in his area was that he lived literally across the road from me and he was pretty much perfect physically and personality wise
I'll try some apps, anyway
>>6042419
Dang, with a schedule that stringent you'll have to stick to the apps.
I'd also recommend Craigslist, it seems to be quite good from what people in here have said of it, there's hundreds of posts a day here and people of all walks of life.
Good luck anon!
>>6042418
When all the lefties are drowned like rats they are and we have cleaned world of homosexual mental illness
(:
>That feeling when I'm a virgin but I've already torn my ass twice because I underestimated cucumbers when I was young
Should I just kill myself
>>6042440
¿quE?
>>6042494
Go back to Europe. This is an American board we speak mexican here
>tfw bf is protective of you
Is there no greater feel?
>>6042497
>>6042440
I hope this is bait
>>6042499
>tfw bf is imaginary and will never leave me
truly best feel
>>6040963
Jesus Christ he's extremely ugly.
>>6040963
Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome to me. Which makes sense if you think about it. His posts are quite unintelligent.
>>6040963
kek
>>6042487
>mfw watching this gif
>>6042499
>boyfriend fought a bunch of drunks off of me
Best feeling imaginable. I let him do whatever he wanted that night.
>>6042572
tfw no fetal alcohol ginger bf
Do you brush your teeth twice daily, gaygen?
>>6042499
>tfw be protective of bf and see the shy smile in his eyes when he feels safe
>tfw no hairy dog chain bf to fuck me r n
http://hairylegsmakemecum.tumblr.com/post/141079967217
>>6042610
more important to floss
>>6042610
Does semen give bleach gains?
>>6042646
>southern patchy beard nurse with a unibrow
>>6042657
>tfw patchy beard and unibrow
>>6042487
yes niq
this boy has a daddy, why don't you?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55eb5cbb1ebb2
Yay, one of my favorite artists is touring
Never mind, opening for Demi... No thanks.
>>6042682
i'm my own daddy
Gaygen, I am so ugly
How do I deal with this?
>>6040283
first crush was my best friend
>mfw we're engaged now
>>6042709
ritual disembowlment
>>6042662
just fucking shave it, clean yourself up
>>6042715
I didn't know imaginary friend marriages were legal
>have shit to do
>spend 5 hours fapping and forget about doing stuff
EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>6042709
Get swoll.
Fags can over look ugly face if they got a nice body (or a big dick)
>>6042723
Not allowed to shave my beard. Hoping that when I get older it will fill in. Do beards fill in by age?
>>6042741
>Not allowed to shave my beard
why?
>>6042741
yes, by age 25 most men have full beards. Unless you're genetically defective.
>>6042752
>>6042741
Oh wait. You're a jew, of course you're genetically defective.
>>6042752
>tfw when 26 and smooth like a babby
Why ;_;
>>6042724
>>6042748
Because community and laws.
>>6042752
I am just turned 21 but my mustache does not connect to beard and my mustache does not grow in middle
>>6042753
You are homofag you are defective by default. Flushing your genetics in toilet
(: stay mad that we have highest iq genetically inferior fag
>>6042760
>tfw same
thanks estrogen
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oTSjVar.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>6042772
Kinda like this?
>>6042738
I have a big dick (and I am bottom mind you) but I am also skinnyfat
I look ridiculous with my twiggy arms and chest with my stupid ugly big belly and thunder thighs
>>6042772
Jews = Genetic Trash
You = Genetic Trash
>>6042781
It makes keeping smooth for my top easier :)
>>6042772
but seriously jews are defective...
From Jewish news sources:
>Israeli and American scientists have discovered a gene among Ashkenazi Jews that increases their chances of developing the mental disorder schizophrenia, as well schizoaffective disorder and manic depression. - Haaretz.com
>American Jewish Immigrants and their offsprings are more likely to suffer from mental illnesses. - Jstor.org
>The Roman historian, Tactitus, recorded that the Jews were black and looked Ethiopian. This was because Jews had mixed with black Egyptians in Egypt during hundreds of years of slavery. Most Jews today are a mixed-race and don't even know it. - Pravdareport.com, RealJewsAreBlack.com, etc.
It's no wonder why Jews are so fucked. You're a mulatto race with mental issues!
>>6042772
>Because community and laws
you actually think god give a shit about whether or not you have a nasty ass beard?
>>6042786
Lift some weights.
And learn to top.
>>6042772
rabbi, don't take it the wrong way but are you fresh off the boat from Soviet Union or something? Your English is atrocious and certainly isn't worthy of a person with an allegedly high IQ tbqhon
>>6042797
they also have to be genetically tested before they get married so they don't pass on their genetic diseases
>>6042800
That's the joke man. He's not smart at all, he's quite dumb. Therefore it's funny. Don't take things so seriously on here.
>>6042797
so what? whats your point
mental illnesses are so common these days
>>6042804
This is true for most people of the world. It's not jew exclusive.
>>6042790
Oy vey!
>>6042799
>learn to top
>>6042817
actually, most people don't
there's this thing called genetic diversity that tends to protect the population from most harmful disorders
jews don't have that same level of genetic diversity so they are at much higher chances of acquiring genetic disorders
>>6042821
don't tell me you wouldn't love to stick your dick inside this sweet piece of man ass.
http://hairylegsmakemecum.tumblr.com/post/140335701057
>>6042795
it sure does
the way things are going i worry men will not want to be with me because i will be looking way too much preteen :^)
>>6042814
My point is that Jews are a defective race. They seek to control, manipulate, and divide due to their genetics and pre-disposed mental disorders. Real whites are the only ones who can fix things in this world and actually show true spiritual abilities.
>>6042827
>jews don't have genetic diversity
>>6042797
>jews are a mixed race of blacks and egyptians
Okay mang. One of these are true. Which is it?
>tfw no Bobby Fischer bf to take over the world with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_11Cdxvtfo
>>6042797
EGYPSHUNZZZ OBVIUSLY WERENT NIGGZ HEREDOTUS/TACITUS/ARISTOTLE WAS WRONG
WE WUZZZZZZZ KIIIIIINNGGGZZZZ!!!!!!!11111111
>tfw bf is getting too old, losing his cute teen twink look
>tfw he's starting to look like a regular guy, not cute
thinking it's time to trade in for a younger model guys, we had a good run, but 16 is just too old, he's way past his expiration date
>>6042821
Must be nice to have a big cock that's useless then lol
>>6042828
No you don't get me at all
I wouldn't love to stick my dick into anybody's ass
(but hey maybe slowly facefucking someone would be hot a little tbqh http://twinkasss.tumblr.com/post/115604689309 )
>>6042838
>Okay mang. One of these are true. Which is it?
they can both be true
however at some point they began to solely breed with people from the same ethnoreligious group
thus lowering their genetic diversity
>>6042879
>http://twinkasss.tumblr.com/post/115604689309
DISGUSTING!
>>6042872
This is why I hate tops.
>>6042879
>always wanted a smooth bp
>can't shave without missing spots and looking like a patchwork job
How does one git gud without resorting to wax
I wanna kill myself for real this time
>>6042907
Maybe you shouldn't have gotten old and gross. Should have just offed yourself on your 16th birthday instead of letting yourself get old.
>>6042939
Me too
Let's do it together
>>6042907
>tops
Um, you might want to reread and rethink your post.
>>6042944
I legit have no friends, hobbies, or future
I'm wasting everyone's time and money and I don't even get anything out of it
>>6042950
Literally me
Are your parents divorced too?
>when you text your bf good night but he doesn't respond
Why he must do this, I think he doesn't like me, I'm getting paranoid
>>6042950
Are you at least cute?
>>6042957
probs fell asleep on ya
>>6042957
maybe you should get better at taking his seed
>>6042950
You're getting peoples time and moeny
>>6042949
OOOOHHH! It was a joke post because it's rediculous! Ahahaha, how did I not see that? Ahahaha!
...
>>6042945
>>>/pol/
