Romantic Edition:
What's the most romantic thing you've ever, or someone else has ever done for you?
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>>6021525
Tinychat:
/notgaygen
Probably baking a cheesecake for this guy I like.
>>6024353
How am I being hypocritical
I'm not a faggot
>>6024370
I have quite literally never talked to any human being face-to-face about any of my feelings
I can't even say "I love you" to my parents.
I just have this mental block preventing any showing of emotion. I don't know how to fix myself.
this
>>6024388
That's kind of cute.
>>6024407
See a therapist maybe. I have the same thing but it's only for negative emotions. I never get angry or sad in front of others and even when I do by myself it's very muted.
>>6024413
This is objectively true and fair though. Although it should just say Religious people in general.
>>6024394
You really don't see how that's hypocritical? You're saying it's ok for straights but not for gays, because your feelings. Not to mention that these are rare cases, not the norm. You're probably underage or actually retarded, maybe both.
>>6024388
I mean, that's cute and I don't mean to undermine that, but really? If I'm trying to impress a guy I'll cook him a three course meal (life pro tip: just roast a chicken and make a pan sauce, they go nuts for proper gravy... and make the dessert the night before to save time. Also have some olives or something waiting for before the starter).
I mean, don't get me wrong, baking a cheesecake is really sweet, but it's not a ~grand romantic gesture~
>>6024413
Christians are such pussies. They confuse pity with hate, and they act like they are basically blacks in the 1880s. Get over it.
>>6024422
>Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
Don't try and be my friend, fucking faggot.
>>6024428
I am saying it is not ok because you are gay
You were made in Gods Image
God is not a faggot...
>>6024388
If you give him a cake, perhaps he'll eat your cake?
>>6024433
Oh, sorry, I missed the memo, when did this nation become the God's United states of Faggot poop eating sodomisers
the distance T_T
>>6024435
No, but gods super vain. Making people in his image. And didn't make women at first either.
Totally gay behavior desu
>>6024428
Also idk what weird Prides people go to, but there's no naked people at any Pride I go to (speedos, sure, but you'd see those at the beach or swimming pool), no children doing "erotic dancing", and certainly no sex acts - that last pic is from Folsom which is a BDSM sex fair for all sexualities including straights and is gated off to stop you bringing kids in.
And also, since when is exposing a child to nudity inherently traumatising? Nudity doesn't have to be sexual. Kids can see nudity on a nudist beach (they have them in Spain, France, Italy, Germany...), in a changing room at the swimming pool, in art galleries... bloody puritanical Americans. It's fine to take a kid to a shooting gallery, though, isn't it? Little Timmy-Bob musn't see a woman's nipple or a man's penis but it's fine for him to fire a gun at a target of a person.
>>6024435
>quoting the Bible
Not everyone's Christian, buddy, and your country has separation of Church and State written into its constitution. Don't apply your religious morals to other people, that's how you get shit like Sharia law.
>>6024456
Typical faggot obfuscation and slandering of the Lords Word
God Aboves straight soldiers will rise again
>>6024468
I believe in the direct and untampered word of God not the constitution which was written by the homosexual british elite
>>6024429
Yeah well thats the sad part of it all, thats the only chance I've had to ever do anything romantic really... Guy isnt even gay, I just wanted to do something for someone because of the feels.
The bait only goes away if you ignore it.
>>6024481
Well when you overthrow the American government to instate a theocratic dictatorship, I'm sure people will listen to you. Until then you're just another religious loon blathering on about their holy text.
>>6024493
Aww. Obligatory questions:
- Where do you live?
- How old are you?
- What have you tried so far to meet guys?
>>6024452
Yeah, distance is awful. Killed my last relationship because my bf just got bored of me. He started becoming more and more distant from me, talking to me less and less until he broke up with me. Sucks. I'm never doing that shit again.
>>6024502
I dont need acceptance from hell spawn
It is too late for you
>>6024509
London
23
Nearly nothing.
I don't have trouble really meeting guys, I just generally find it hard to meet someone into anything I'm into.
To be fair that's why I'm always here, most guys on here are generally what I'd look for. Guys on here tend to be into the more quirky things in life, like they aren't so totally obsessed with what the general public is.
I keep wanting to go on dating apps and shit but everyone just wants to fuck and as much as I enjoy sex I don't care for it.
>>6024571
What are those quirky things?
tfw you pull on your nose hairs to make yourself sneeze
>>6024626
I dont have any nose hairs, but if I suddenly look into a bright light I always sneeze. 's kind of rare to be able to do that - its like a shitty superpower.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex
>>6024640
Let's be a supercouple, bb.
>>6024619
Well its not so much quirky things it just generally guys on here tend to have a lot of really cool interests whereas most people I've met don't really seem to do anything out of the norm so to speak.
Mainly I'd like to meet someone who likes cars and bikes and stuff but really its not easy to come by in general, let alone with gay guys. But yeah all my current friends are into that and because they're all straight I never get to meet people.
I guess I just want some down to earth gay friends, some people who I can relate to more when it comes to sexuality matters. I can't really go out to any gay bars or nightclubs on my own, well I could, but don't particularly want to because then I'm pretty much only going there for sex and I just want to mingle with guys.
>>6024764
Oh KR, I'd go to gay bars with you
>>6024435
>God is not a faggot...
But you never hear about a Mrs. God, do you? He knocked up Mary without touching her (eww) so he could have a son, then spent all his time with a mysterious "Holy Ghost." He also drew a rainbow for Noah, and let Moses see him from behind. And he gets jealous easily.
>>6024407
I have the same problem. I am /r9k/ tier when it comes to being with other people, never told my parents I loved them (then again, they never said they loved me) and lie about how I feel everytime I'm asked.
I think I'm doomed to eternal loneliness.
>>6024764
I know that feel.
All I have are straight friends. Only gay people I know are my ex who's my best friend and the guy I'm messing with behind his boyfriends back.
It's hard to meet people other than apps.
Especially ones who don't mind my doll collecting and encyclopedic knowledge of comics and vidya
>>6024435
>quoting the bibble
>calling someone a faggot
>on a thread on /lgbt/
wut?
>>6024822
It's convenient the western bible was written by a wrathful God who demands complete obedience and shelters away the possibility of there being other Gods. Makes sense for a species of cucks
Maybe he doesn't want the flock to think about the other possibilities, and realize they're following an evil, manipulative God
>>6024875
They pretend trying to save us so they can go to sleep like good christians.
It's a moral self righteousness commonly seen in lefties, where they protest with pictures on their facebook s they can pretend to have done a good deed for some minority even though they didn't do a thing.
It's to please their own ego.
>>6024888
>written by a wrathful God who demands complete obedience
Similar to how men (especially of the bible) demand obedience of women. Hmmm... it's as if their interests are aligned.
>>6024888
>western bible
It is part of law from god do not add or remove from Torah. But Christians copied Torah (Old Testament) and added this words from jesus on back (new test). Christians they are polytheists and idol worshippers
Having a grindr but not using it much is exhausting. People get mental when you ignore them.
>>6024795
Please be London ;_;
>>6024874
Yeah exactly, its stuff like that which I love, if I went to a guys house and he had a collection of all sorts of weird memorabilia I'd love it. I just love to learn about all sorts of new things, especially if its someone's personal hobby I can learn about.
But yeah, I guess dating apps are the only real way. I think when I get paid and I can get some new clothes and just generally sort my life out more I'll make an account on grindr or some shit.
>>6024370
>What's the most romantic thing you've ever done
Grabbed this daddy's ass while he was walking down the street with his wife and baby in a baby stroller. Played it off like I was in a hurry, Oops sorry man. He just smirked at me.
>>6024953
Exactly. I always want to meet people who have fun passionate hobbies but most of these queers are either "420 camping and hiking" bores which are a dime a dozen, or repulsively ugly
>>6024953
>please be London
Lol no, I'm the one that asked for your vocaroo
>>6024953
What about OKCupid? It actually works for gay guys in London
>>6024370
I just drew this guy I'm dating a pretty picture. He likes rhinos.
>>6025076
>rhino skips leg day
>>6025076
thats sweet ann.
>>6025076
How did you find him?
>>6024963
Only pseudointellectual 12 year olds share my hobbies
When I say that I like physics and electrical engineering i am swamped by a crowd of fucking morons who like "cool facts" and have no interest in the actual subject. Fucking sucks, dude. Now I just don't mention my hobbies, its too much hassle.
>>6025097
I'm talking to a guy with a masters in mathematics and trying my best to say nice things and learn about it, rather than default to "math is useless and the reason I quit college"
>>6025109
Maths is really cool once you get past the basics. On a conceptual level, its neat af.
Try this: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYO_jab_esuFRV4b17AJtAw/videos?sort=p
>>6024963
I'm both of these but I also need emotional support and I kinda feel like if I'm with a man he needs to take care of me. So I go for rich blokes lol burnin'
>Been In Relationship for 5 years.
>He Never Done Nothing Romantic.
>ohwell.jpg
>>6025188
my double negative sense is tingling
>>6025212
did you hookup with him?
is he cute?
>>6025109
I'm not a huge fan of math, but it's certainly far from useless.
>>6023593
I hope this wasn't an example of large pepperoni sized nipples.
Mine are like 3x that size.
>>6023593
>tfw my nips are larger than his
>>6024370
My boyfriend was going to come over for a date after his MRI, but he had to cancel because he was up all night (he works on call and one of the servers ate shit in the middle of the night). But he still had to go to his MRI.
I bullied him into letting me drive him to it so that he wouldn't get into a crash. And so that he'd lean on me while we were driving. It was just inexcusably adorable.
>>6025216
Yes.
>>6025076
you forgot to draw its penis
>>6025258
are you using that hammer as a dildo?
>>6025297
i was trying to figure out how to trigger a patellar reflex with it, but I couldn't get it to work
Why are ftms cuter than most cis men?
>>6025292
Here, photo of nips sorta
>>6025303
You must have a very very boring lifestyle, feelgood.
>>6025330
Why's that? What do you usually do when you're home alone and its too late to go and do anything?
>got invited to GSA today
>by some cancerous lisping twat that I was stupid enough to have flirted with once
I told him I wasn't interested, should've added that I wasn't interested in him either. Why are GSAs so cancerous, and what are your experiences with them, /gaygen/?
>>6025327
HAND OVER YOUR NIPPLES RIGHT NOW
REEE
>>6025351
1) how old is he?
2) did you try touching his dick?
3) how did you find a qt on grindr of all places?
>>6025345
Because it seems you're just always at home and always doing something with math and or some other lol so nerdy of me thing to show to gaygen that no ones ever interested in. Oh and using that as an excuse to post pics of yourself.
>>6025385
are you tsundere for feelgood anon?
Why are the gays that post in these threads always so bitter?
feelgood are you the guy who dated a really rich arab guy and spilled spaghetti at him until you left
>>6025400
People not being so obviously bitter doesn't make something a hugbox.
>>6025398
because i haven't been happy since i was a child
>>6025403
Stop mansplaining me.
>>6025385
I only post on 4chan from my desktop, so it makes sense that whenever I post im at home, right?
And in terms of "interesting things that can be done at home", the list is pretty empty aside from stuff like maths and little engineering projects.
What are your weekend plans, gaygen? I must know these things.
>>6025398
Because I'm turning 26 and get closer to gay death, I can't find a guy who wants simple monogamous relationship, the guy I have a crush on is obsessed with some bitch who doesn't deserve him, my country is getting filled with terrorists & welfare tourists and I'm desperate about future. There's nothing to be happy about.
Rate?
>>6025437
do laundry, finish writing some essays, pick up groceries, try not to think about the massive wave of existential terror i feel at every waking moment, inevitably think about the massive wave of existential terror
guy i work with let me record him one night when we had to spend time together in a hotel room, we bonded on our sick perversions, i loved eating his little ass out, he was 19 and married to his HS sweetheart, but she doesn't need to know lol
https://www.tumblr.com/video/skin-hunks-holes/141941834495/500/
>>6025437
Watch the 2nd season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt since it's coming out tomorrow
>>6025447
How do you mean? Sorry for being confused
>>6025452
yuck
>>6025459
which bit dont you get?
>>6025437
Start researching for my essay on Feminism [read: get high/drunk and play Black Ops 2 with my flatmate]
>>6025452
>that skunk-hole
He seems to take dickings daily.
>>6025447
>angle yourself at 45° to the camera,
Thanks
>>6025484
nah total ass virgin, tried to fuck him but it "hurt" too much, even with lube it was still too tight, could hardly even get a finger in
>>6025452
Post your tumblr.
Survey time!
>>6025470
>>6025470
>>6025470
>>6025452
I don't know who looks worse
you a meth addict who will never hold a job or the kid who looks like a Finnish mongrel
>>6025508
http://skin-hunks-holes.tumblr.com/
most are just reblogged posts
>>6025540
>meth addict who will never hold a job
I work in construction and make $60k/yr salary.
I've tried meth before, but never liked it enough to become an addict. There are much better drugs without the bad side effects.
>finnish mongrel
Try southern american.
Perhaps get an education or something before make judgments.
Romance is dead. Ice-cream is forever.
>>6025596
post your icecream face
>>6025581
>all this butthurt
I get it bro, you like meth it's cool
Better?
>>6025601
the problem is your black
on a whiteboy thread
no one is going to like
whatever you post
>>6025612
I like black boys
>>6025437
fucking you
eating
gym
fucking you again
shower
read
fucking you again
Young men should date older men (35+) so they can learn how to bottom
Do you agree?
>spying on my mum's email (don't ask)
>see one from my dad titled "Inspiring!"
>contains link to http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/greek-grandmother-welcomes-refugees-into-home-in-idomeni-a6984496.html
Welp I don't have a father any more, he's dead to me. Who wants to be my new daddy?
>>6025596
>tfw you want to share ice cream with your bf
All I feel is pain
>>6025443
>noass
>>6025641
isn't swede old enough to be your dad?
or are you alluding to how swede welcomes refuges into his home?
aka welcomes them into his ass
because he's a faggot
>>6025628
More like older men should date younger men to learn how to top since most of them suck at topping and are lazy as fuck with their thrusting skills.
>>6025653
You were really grasping at straws there, weren't you?
>>6025624
Sounds like fun.
>>6025663
I thought it was funny. I chuckled writing it.
>>6024962
That's hot. You're brave.
>>6025679
I wish I was as simple minded as you. Life would be more enjoyable.
>>6025676
You're disgusting and I hope your family is raped to death by a stallion.
>>6025682
probably a good idea to post the pic
>>6025675
>>6025624
WHEN WILL I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS??
>>6025691
That's a lot of green...
>>6025693
I like green. My carpets green too.
>>6025699
green is my favourite colour
good taste lad
>>6025690
Edg
>>6025699
Your carpet or your "carpet"
>>6025692
never
>>6025690
Oh it's not.
It's a form of escapism or procrastination to get me away from homework for a few moments.
>>6025699
Does your carpet match the drapes?
>>6025690
>not wanting a cute shota syrian live-in bf to cherish and love you for taking him in
>>6025706
What is "carpet"?
>>6025709
Yes -.-
>>6025711
not the drapes
>>6025717
I'm speechless.
Has /gaygen/ ever had to deal with a libido mismatch? What did you do? I've been dating this perfect guy but he's pretty fucking lame when it comes to anything sexual. He's my type down to a T but I'm a horny bastard and he'd rather just watch TV in bed 90% of the time and I'd say only shows interest in sex roughly twice a month.
>>6025718
I feel like I'm missing something obvious...
>guy is interested based off of my very flattering photos
>afraid to meet in real life because reality is worse than perfect angles and lighting
I should just kill myself already.
>>6025723
Twice a month?!
Does he have low test or a hormone imbalance?
>>6025717
lmao
>>6025724
Does the carpet match the drapes, is a common phrase, often said in movies when characters are wondering if someone has the same color of pubes as their hair color.
So drapes would be hair, and carpet would be the pubes. Yeah?
>>6025723
I had this same experience.
Except my libido was cold and his was everyday.
We broke up because I cheated on him because I couldn't take the pressure and self esteem hurt.
Sexual anxiety fucked me instead of my bf
You have two options.
1. Take in syrian children, provide for them, and give them the love they deserve and need. Doing what Jesus would do.
2. Don't do anything, constantly bitch about refugees who haven't affected your life in anyway. Go to hell.
What do you do /gaygen/? I really hope most of you choose #1 or else you're a shitty horrible person like Rugby and deserves hell.
>>6025739
If we could only take the children, and cleanse them of Islam, I'd agree.
Unfortunately the parents bring with them a disgusting disease called "primitive religion".
>>6025739
I'll go to hell. I hear Israel is nice this time of year.
>>6025739
>third world people are my responsibility.
Sorry kiddo
>>6025745
>Asian
>sexy
>>6025739
#2 I'm going to hell anyway, why should I care
>>6025725
That's why you always admit you're ugly before it goes too far.
Would you?
>>6025745
Is he chopping durians?
>>6025258
There's nothing weird or abnormal about that nipple size. Also they're round, so you can't even complain you have sausage nips.
>>6025348
Go to their welcoming events, find the other gays there who won't be coming to it again and then fuck them all. Or idk, suck it up and try hanging out with some of the regulars, they can be cool if the society hasn't been completely over run by far left nutters.
>>6025398
/lgbt/ is basically /r9k/ for queer people, that's why
>>6025437
Going to this exhibition then getting super drunk and clubbing.
>>6025439
Gay death isn't real, those sorts aren't hard to find but they can smell the desperation on you so dial it back a bit, I'm sure you're much better than that bitch but you can't make someone like you so drop the crush and move on, Mary.
>>6025452
You're fit, the 19 year old would probably be cute if he bulked up a bit, but shame on you for hooking up with a married man.
>>6025596
That reads like a poor attempt at a Jenny Holzer truism.
>>6025628
Nice attempt to re-establish a pederasty dynamic there
>>6025687
I hate when I reverse Google an image and it just sends me to a random hot guy tumblr with no details of who that is
>>6025761
Depends on if his body is feral
>>6025730
I don't know. I've wondered that. We've been together for six months (but I've only noticed the "problem" in the last three). I've brought it up with him before but he got defensive and refused to go see a doctor.
>>6025738
I'm being patient and not pressuring him but I feel like he knows it's a problem even though I only brought it up twice. I get the self-esteem problem. I miss feeling like someone desires me. I'll have to cheat or break up with him at this rate.
It's just really sad.
>>6025763
I knew a girl that dyed her pubes green when I was young. Neon green too.
>>6025752
I bet you don't even like Latin Lovers.
>>6025760
When I showed him my face picture, I said, "sorry if it's gross". And he said "No, you're super cute!" And now he keeps insisting on "hanging out".
>>6025762
yes
>>6025771
>Girls
Ewww
>>6025739
I bet this was FeelGood.
Why the fuck would I ever help Islamic invaders? Islam is a disgusting, barbaric religion that is oppressive of women and homosexuals and has capital punishment for trivial shit like atheism.
Just because they are children doesn't mean we have to help them. The Islamic invaders have affected my life, I can't walk 50 metres in my hometown without seeing one of the burkha/hijab-wearing cunts.
Anyone raised in a civilised nation who has any shred of 'sympathy' for Muslims is either uneducated on Islam or a fucking idiot.
>>6025029
Yeah, I keep giving people relationship advice but never listen to my own advice, so I'm going to make an account on some apps/sites and see what happens.
>>6024963
You are so brutally blunt on here haha. Is it really that common to find people that into camping over there? I guess its just the amount of land you have, over here I guess the closest you can get to camping without driving for some time is to get into a trolley in a Sainsburys car park and spend the night.
>>6025447
I forgot to mention, I'm sure you're already aware of his channel but if not you should really check out BigClive on youtube. To be fair I'd assume you're already on par with him but he has some really interesting tear down videos. Also, I highly doubt you'd be into automotive electronics but theres a guy on there called ScannerDanner and he again goes into vivid detail on car electrical fundamentals, thats something I can get my head around but its really cool. You'd assume its very simple but its really not, I'd highly suggest it.
>>6025437
Friday I'm going out to a pub I think and then Saturday I'm going to a friends house to drink too. And then on Sunday I think I will have a drink if I stay at his.
>>6025773
Some are okay. Not if they're short and have aboriginal features though.
>>6025767
pic related.
>>6025437
Going home for the weekend
>>6025785
>Nope, my Dad has that facial hair. Blugh...
The fatherly-ness is the appeal though. The more he resembles your dad, the more you can appeal to your daddy issues.
>>6025800
My father didn't want me, he made that clear, and never made any attempt to be my Dad.
But, I had my Granddad which stepped in and did - so I don't have any daddy issues oddly enough.
>>6025629
You really don't look very black though anon
>>6025768
Is there a problem during sex? I couldn't stay hard and it ruined my self esteem because of it, and bottoming was never really fun for me but my bf never really took the time to help an ass virgin.
Just sort of talk to him but be honest. Sex is an important aspect to you.
Do you only get off to fucking or does foreplay help?
>>6025800
>The more he resembles your dad, the more you can appeal to your daddy issues.
That's disgusting.
>>6025789
When you live in Rural Texas, camping and hunting are the hobbies du jour around here. It's hot but most guys are masc4masc or experimenting weirdos with the personality of a wet bag
>>6025787
wasnt me lad
>>6025790
Go for it, anon. daddy type, seems nice.
>>6025811
That's cute
Are you cute?
>>6025789
Yep, I already follow BigClive. AppliedScience is another good one, although he is on the spectrum a little bit
>>6025815
>but most guys are masc4masc
Texas really is heaven on earth.
Except for the tornadoes.
>>6025761
>>6025790
Noice. Go tame the beast, anon.
>>6025825
>That's cute
Thanks anon, do you mean being mixed race? I dont like it, it makes me feel filthy.
>Are you cute?
I'd like to think so.
>>6025832
Whores get paid, honey. You're just a slut.
>>6025835
Well, whatever. I'm not that either then.
>>6025831
He just looked at my profile, I don't know if he actually wants anything from me, although usually people will erase their trace if they're not interested. So either he's interest, or the internet is hard for him to figure out, which isn't out of the question, he is 43 after all.
I donated blood today
>>6025834
Your nice brown skin tone is cute, not necessarily being mixed race, I don't really feel any type of way about that and you shouldn't either
>>6025842
How does it feel to know you've just infected various people with the AIDs virus?
Also, why didn't you include
>inb4 AIDs jokes
?
>>6025849
Because I don't have AIDS and haven't had sex in over a year?
>>6025829
Tornados only are a problem in north west.
Here in houston, we have hurricanes
>>6025841
Oh. Send him a hey, hi, how are you? starter pack.
>>6025834
>I dont like it, it makes me feel filthy.
one day you'll learn to not be a self-hating retard and realize very few people in real life actually care
>>6025853
Maybe you got one from one of your many, many dildos.
>>6025872
All my dildos have been tested STD free, they're also monogamous.
>>6025849
Also they test the blood you donate for HIV, STD's, and other possible issues
>>6025882
>because I'm too light
Oh honey.
>>6025878
They should just look at your butthole and see how fucked up it is, that's way easier than doing a bunch of silly tests.
Fucked up asshole that takes the shape of a vagina = AIDS
Small pucker = Non-faggot
>>6025882
I guess I can't say anything because I'm not mixed but it doesn't really seem like that big a deal desu plus most of the really light black kids in school ended up running with the other black kids anyways
Sucks about your family though famalam
>>6025885
Lots of people would be called faggots then, since the appearance of your anus is genetically determined. But your fascist rules sounds fun, so lets go with them.
>>6025882
What a second...
Half black half white Muslim?
Are you the kid with the malinese dad and the French convert mother?
>>6025863
I just looked at his profile and didn't delete my trace this time.
Not gonna make the first move on something I probably wont' pursue.
>>6025908
Nah, nice try, no one is born with a slit anus. They all start out going to a single point, and then when you fuck with it a bunch, it because a slit like a vagina. It's how they know who's gay in muslim countries (Read as: 'stinky hell') so they can kill them.
>>6025809
He rarely ever gets hard and I feel his horniness is just to appease me sometimes. I like foreplay and tried focusing on "less stressful" sex aka foreplay and it was the same.
>>6025785
I suppose I'll do that. Just to let him know I'm on his side and want to fix things.
We haven't really talked about it too much because it's just really awkward and he said it's embarrassing for him. Oh well, thanks.
>>6024370
Hmmmm. I guess my best would have to be that I bought an ex something years after they mentioned interest in it. I figured it would be sentimental... didn't feel like it when I finally presented it. Oh well.
>>6025437
>work
and then
>mfw having qt weeb anon come visit me
Here's another, would you?
>>6025917
Well they are actually. They vary a lot in appearance, without anyone ever having even used them for anything but shitting.
If you don't want to hold on to your meme theories you can start here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus
lots of interesting reading material for you. they even have a gallery so you can see and maybe learn in what way female and male anuses differ.
>>6025918
If he can't open up to you and talk about it then it's a problem he doesn't want to share and if he's willing to jeopardise the relationship for it - that's his choice. You did everything you could.
>>6025933
Oh snap. Another brown skinned anon.
>>6025929
He has a nice guy face.
Nice guys are cute.
>>6025933
>tfw no brown bf
>>6025929
Looks a little like a turnip, but seems like he'd love you a lot if you gave him a chance.
>>6025918
Yeah, there is a lot more at play. You might have to be blunt with him. If y'all are in a relationship, he's going to have to be honest and upfront about what bothers him
I'M IN LOVE WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND!
no, this is so bad! it hadn't happened since high school. I thought I was over that retarded phase
And it's all his fault. He is too fucking damn nice to me.
Why does he have to invite me to lunch every fucking day
Why does he have to offer me a ride everywhere
Why does he have to try to make plans with me every night/weekend
I am pretty sure I'm gonna end up kissing him and he's just gonna have to deal with it.
>>6025963
Ew no
I'm not confident enough to post my pictures here :(
Would you?
The message he sent me is pretty funny though.
>>6025952
>>6025972
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's a bad photo though, the lighting is awful. I'd probably give him a chance if his profile said he was looking for a relationship. Even though he has an ugly dick.
>>6025978
>why is he treating me like a normal friend?
You're kind of spazzing out.
>>6025933
>Used to only go on /pol/ and /int/
jesus no wonder you're all fucked up
>>6025984
How ugly....
Imgur link!
Why do people always tell me they "wish they were a girl so we could hook up"?
Why don't they just wish they were gay? That would be a lot easier.
>>6025989
How so?
/pol/ showed me Islam for what it really was. /int/ ain't that bad.
>>6025993
You've already seen it. You said it was too feminine.
That's what he's talking about when he says, "If most guys aren't into it... They're missing out!"
Because I put in my profile
"I guess I'm considered feminine. Most guys don't like that."
>>6026002
i don't care much for islam but i'm pretty sure it would be easy to draw a correlation between your concerns of being "not white enough/not black enough" with spending most of your time on an imageboard that is convinced that interracial sex is the greatest conspiracy against the human race known to man
>>6026008
I haven't seen any ugly dicks recently and I only started posting like an hour ago.
>>6026031
It's a butt photo, and you saw it like, a year ago.
>>6026025
That may be true. That being said most /pol/lacks probably watch cuck porn themselves.
I dont think I care about race as much though. It may have something to do with the fact people around me would quite willingly kill me for being an apostate.
>>6026041
I don't remember yesterday.
>>6026048
http://i.imgur.com/fgHq2Hd.jpg
You're not gonna like it.
>>6026072
Oh.
Drawfag, it's you.
Sup?
>>6025188
Is he black or russian or a black russian?
>>6026078
So much for not remembering yesterday.
Nothing's up, except I'm horny. Haven't had sex in months. The only thing keeping me from fucking all these guys is my inhibitions.
anyone do this? what product did you use? results?
>>6026123
>>6026123
i usually go for the drano instead. cleans me out and cleans me up every time
>>6025691
cute boytitties
>>6026087
Well if I forgot you I'd probably have to talk to my doctor about potential brain damage.
Inhibitions are for lesbians and closet gays. Get out there and get that drawpuss filled.
>>6026169
Those are his ribs though...
>>6026123
that reminds me, I need to spritz my gardenia
>>6026172
I think you remember my condition, and how it prevents me from getting laid.
>>6026210
Autism?
>>6026333
I'm ugly.
>>6024462
my (american) city has a naked parade
I want a good fan to cool my room. Does one go for A/C or a pedestal fan... hmmm.
>>6026456
I'd go for an A/C one, but I have a husky so I have to keep my house cool all the time
>>6026508
CUTE. HOLY SHIT.
>>6026508
Omg the cute ikkle fluffer pupper. I wanna rub the tum!
>tfw I've unknowingly created a harem of guys that are in to me
>>6026978
*ruffle*
Bless.
>>6027041
I don't know how the hell it happened, but 7 guys all have an interest in me in some form or another... 2 just want the D.
>>6027047
You must be a fantastic conversationalist. Or, something.
>>6027056
Well, I do really enjoy talking with folks.
>>6027065
How awful. How long have you had this affliction?
