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old thread: >>6017346

chat: as if anyone uses it so why post it?
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oh my god hes so itty and adorable

i wanna pick him up and put him on my shoulder like a parrot

squee
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>>6019223

Not being insulting, but that's what his body would be described by anyone here. Skinny fat otter.
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>>6019239

what part of him is skinny?

sp's just beefy af
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Boys as young as 8-10 are coming out as gay on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fcv5mcRX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QrKaZtHMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8BsOATD-3w

Are they too young to know they want buttsex?
How old were you when you realized you were gay?
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>>6019245

Based on that picture alone, he looks a little skinnier than other pictures save for the small gut.
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>>6019239
>>6019229
I describe it as hnnnnnggh
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>>6019254

Like 22
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>>6019254
25
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>>6019254

such sweet-faced boys, especially #1 & #3
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>>6019258

Accurate too.

>>6019254
12.
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>>6019254
>How old were you when you realized you were gay?
12
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>>6019254
realized I was gay @13.
found out a pinky finger up the butt felt pretty damn good @ like 9-10 years old.

Didnt come out until 25 yo:(

I think now days with people being more accepting and open about things like this, kids will realize at a younger age.
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>>6019269
PEDO GET OUT
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>>6019295

Not a pedo, I just appreciate youthful innocent faces.
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>>6019254
Was gay at like 8-10, realized i was gay at like 12-13, came out as gay at like 16.
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>>6019254
>How old were you when you realized you were gay?

I knew I liked boys when I was 8, but I didn't know what being 'gay' meant until I was like 12, so that's the age I knew what I was.
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this 11yo boy has a bf, why don't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2qqALUIJcc
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>>6019254
im pretty happy for these kids t b h
its gd that they can just b themselves from such a young age
even like 10 years ago being gay wasnt acceptable for most people, or just at least not 'my' kids
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ5QoQYHZ44

This is the future of gay boys. Look what you queers have done.
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>>6019318
Because I'm too bitter to have one.
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Why is my butt never sore after anal sex?

My bf made me ride him for over an hour yesterday and I woke up today with nothing but a pleasant tingle back there.

Is the "can't sit right for a week" thing just a meme? Because I have never been sore for more than an hour and never enough to make sitting even mildly uncomfortable.
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>>6019337
Yes it's a meme.
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>>6019337
>Is the "can't sit right for a week" thing just a meme?

Of course it is. It's just a 'fun' way of saying you got well fucked last night.

If you are actually sore for a week, you either did not use lube when taking a huge cock and most likely tore something inside of you and should see a doctor.
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>>6019337
>Is the "can't sit right for a week" thing just a meme?
It is if you only date humans.
If you date horses too then it's reality.
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is his face cute or more scary/creepy?
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>>6019318
looks like nozzy in the black shirt
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>>6019337

>rode for over an hour

Sounds exhausting and like a ton of chafing, desu.
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>>6019363
The smile looks kinda weird. I'm not sure what it is. You know those ultra bitchy cheerleaders that do that annoying fake smile after they've just shit on someone in those annoying teen drama TV shows?
That's what he looks like.
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>>6019363
he just looks like a faggot
and not in a good way
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>>6019363
The resemblance is uncanny.
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>>6019363
RugbyXSwede is a case where one of the participants in a relationship is more attractive than the other.
In this case, it's Rugby. Swede is pretty uggo t b h

>>6019337
Sometimes my butt is sore after anal but usually if it was a pretty thicc dicc
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>>6019363
>>6019377
I can see something great coming out of this.
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>>6019381
Swede is uggo but rugby is average at best too. He has a small dick and anyone who eats too much can get his body shape.
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>>6019363
>>6019377
Someone with photoshop skills, please.
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>>6019381
both of them fit jnto specific categories that might appeal to someone
objectively speaking they are both ugly tho
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>>6019363

I made that face too when I saw Rugby's lil' dick for the first time.
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>tfw you always fall for abusive egomaniacs
I just want someone to save me
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>>6019407
I'll just not save you then.
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>>6019363
He's attractive. And I'd fuck him. Hell, I even think he's cute for a guy, which is rare.

But that smile is creepy as fuck. It feels forced.
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>>6019219
there is 10 people in there right now you dumb faggot TINYCHAT DOT COM SLASH NOTGAYGEN
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Still creepy or cute?
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>>6019363
Scary/creepy
But rugby is qt
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>>6019434
Little bit of both
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Who looks better swede or niq?
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>>6019434
is he/she/xhe an ayyyylien
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>>6019439
neither
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>>6019439
I'm tempted to say niq.
But I absolutely despise niq.
Wat do?
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>>6019434
Looks like a drug addict, not the good kind.
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>>6019439
niq looks like he has gained some weight
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>>6019439
WHO LOOKS BETTER
>one photo is so low res it looks like a runescape character
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>It's a "RugbyxSwede get attention without even asking for it" episode

YAAS MY FAVOURITE
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>>6019439
neither.
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Can I just lick his chest hair for a few hours and head home
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>the year is 2008
>dumbledore is still king of milkyboys
>a young Jesse Starr thinks of being a porn actor
>Arvie Madison is living his dream as a twink
>grindr hasn't been made yet
>you have to actually go to a club or pub to meet other fags
>or Craigslist
>you were just a simple twink or bear
>not masc not fem
>not top nor bottom

The times were simpler back then. I miss 2000s gay life.
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>>6019439
niq goes between a 6 - 9 in every pic
shits weird af
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>>6019527
>>dumbledore is still king of milkyboys

You guys will never believe this but I fucking matched with dumbledore on tinder a few months ago.
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>>6019542
you look like fucking shit why would he be interested in you
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>>6019549
coz im well sxc ;)

Strange how someone who is apparently ugly gets Swede, Niq & Dumbledore all wanting his cummies, isn't it?
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>>6019555
all absolute mental cases too
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>>6019555
>ugly tranny rejects go for an ugly fat britbong.

Sure is confusing.
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>>6019560
Yeah, they're all crazy for me :^)
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>>6019565
except not
you only fucked one of them
and the ugliest and most insane one by like a million
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>>6019459
Nah it's not fat it's all lean bro check it :^)
>>6019532
lighting and angles.

No joke. The photos from last year are p different because different haircut and skincare routine, but also the lighting in my bedroom is abysmal at any time except early afternoon, so half the picture is guesswork as to whether i am fully gross or only a little gross.
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Some people need some selfbawareness
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>>6019575
ok the bit that ackshually is u in that pic is like proper gross n im saying that in a nice way

lose weight, chubs
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>>6019586
socially awkward ppl exist
comment like nd dont forget 2 subscribe for the latest updates from army
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>>6019586
How did you find my profile
>>6019594
>he doesn't understand bulking because he's a fagly little loser lmoa

come back when u got some mussels kid
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>>6019439
Oh niq easily.

I would eat his ass daily and make love to him all the time.

I can even overlook the drug problems.
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>>6019599

Sorry, I'm bored at work.

And he talks about being a witch like 8 more times in his profile...
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>>6019609
>drug problems

???
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>>6019608
why are you bulking lol
dont u want to be a subby gay boy put on little girly panties 4 rugby and show him ur mutant looking fissured boy puss anymore
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>>6019612
Er, a very high "recreational" usage, with things other than pot.

I just have a weird outlook on it.
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>>6019616
You must be proud of coming up with that quip in response to me being blatantly ironic. Your lack of education and entry level career position really shines through on here.

Not particularly, I've explained enough times that targeting that now is just shameless projecting, famalama. I don't have anything to prove lol.
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>>6019625
Hmm?

I do a little coke here and there but honestly depending what industry you're in, that's surprisingly common. More than you'd think.
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>>6019627
truthfully tho i am a psychologist
and my prof analysis is that you are chronically anally ravaged
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>>6019635
I don't doubt that and know it's prevalence.

I just have a career that does have a zero tolerance and I can't have a partner who may or may not get caught with it one day just because I'd face ramifications.

Other than that, I'm all about it.
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>>6019644
Diagnosis wasnt as bad as i thought it'd be thx doc x
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>>6019644
kek
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>>6019647
You think I'm gonna let myself get caught? I'm fully aware of the fact that prison might as well be a death sentence for me : ^) Survival instinct keeps my record clean
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>>6019671
Well you've made it thus far.

So other than that, you is a 10/10 would bf even if you were your former fat self.
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>>6019649
wud recommend that you make an appointment with ur GP about ur morbidly deformed ass pussy tho
its obviously something you are very upset about and maybe is impacting ur overall quality of life and cosmetic procedures are available on the NHS in select circumstances such as these
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>>6019687
I take better care of myself overall than i did in pictures that are old af, this literally isnt even insulting lol
>>6019683
You'd bf fat me?

I was a legitimate 3/10 at best, you have awful, awful standards.
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>>6019692
Well you have to think about it from my perspective.

So I've seen you when you were a 3/10. Though I know you have the potential to be 10/10.

So I'd know you'd turn into that later in life. But I'm sure fat you had an awesome personality.

Also who else can I he bi now gay later with, bang girls, and then have kids, and then exclusively gay.

Too easy.
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>>6019692
your anus doesnt bc less malformed with time
only taking positive forward steps towards getting corrective surgery
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>>6019706
Actually fat me was a bitter gross loser, shit personality too desu.

>Also who else can I he bi now gay later with, bang girls, and then have kids, and then exclusively gay.

Very overrated

desu I'm not glad I had sex with grils. Sorta saw it as a status thing, achievements or whatever, but I didnt really feel anything for any of them and the sex is all round disappointing.

Who are you anyway?
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>>6019730
I don't think kids and family are overrated desu.

But I'll get on tc later if you're still on or tomorrow. I'm a bit busy today.
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>>6019739
What name do you use on tc? I'm assuming I know you.

Kids and family i guess. I'm good with kids, I just don't think I should be a parent. I don't particularly want to, and even if I did i don't think I have the patience.

>>6019725
we get it lol

when you gonna get over your anguish and drop it pal? I'm not angry with you but you gotta stop crying every time I post ok? Chin up bud xo
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There's a girl practicing vagina magick on him and she already has a boyfriend
meanwhile I'm here, being a kissless virgin and crying myself to sleep

how do you make deals with the devil?
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>>6019761
Find a witch BF to help you
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>>6019761
kidnap a baby and brown it in your bathtub
the big D himself will show up and go from there
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>>6019450
I dunno why would you despise Niq. He's alright guy. Compared to swede he's at least smart and talented and has interests other than fucking. Actually Niq isn't even in that branch if you know what I mean.
Swede is just some girly faggot and he's never going to be anything else.
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>>6019761
stop being a sad loser and do something that might be more likely to interest a guy that isnt posting about how you are sad and alone on a Thai luthiery chatroom
>>6019799
>brown it

Well sure babies are delicious but who keeps a broiler in their bathtub?
>>6019801
nicest thing i ever heard
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>>6019799

>brown it in the bath tub

Is this the new version of blacked?
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>>6019750
your asshole is fucking foul tho t b h
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>>6019801
Because he's a worthless cunt and one of the most annoying fags I've seen on gaygan.
And that's saying a lot.
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>>6019848
Don't you have any other insults?
>>6019866
aww
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>tfw will never "come out"
whats the fucking point? my mom is a christ autist and would pester me constantly about it, my dad wouldnt give a shit, and the neonazis in my neighborhood would probably throw molotovs through my window
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>>6019839
>>6019842
haha just woke up right before I typed that

>>6019848
I'm sure it's gotten better
I gave him some tips on how to fix some of the problems he had going on there
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>>6019750
Oh you've seen me before.

I'm sure you'd be a good dad one day senpai.
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>>6019871
I must praise you for your smart decision.
The closet is the safest space you have.
It's wise to stay in there.
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I knew I was gay when I was like 8 and would finger myself and jack off to gay porn on dialup internet. When I was 11 I met an older guy in an AOL chatroom and had him come over when my parents weren't home. He fucked me good and showed me how to do all kinds of things. It was great and I knew for sure I was gay and enjoyed gay buttsex
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>>6019897
>things that never happened, written like a bad smutfic written by an underage fujoshi: the post
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>>6019913

No I'm actually dead serious, I was a degenerate horny little faggot honestly, but I don't regret it or think I was raped or violated or whatever, I enjoyed my childhood sexuality

Admitted I was pretty fucked up because I got so desperate and horny I would literally look up sex offender registries online to see if there were any near my house so I could seduce them. Not kidding, I was so hungry for cock I was literally searching for pedos
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>>6019881
cant tell if you're fucking with me or not, but whatever

when surrounded by people looking for an excuse to either fuck you up or fuck you over, the best course of action includes staying in the closet
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>>6019875
you have such a ridiculously unwarranted ego
always talking shit about everyone and how they look even though you look like a 8yo inbred child at a marilyn manson concert
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>>6019946
hahaha why are you mad though
You take 4chan a little too seriously I think
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>>6019956
xD
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Who is Rugby
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>>6019946
who was he talking shit about...
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>>6019940
>cant tell if you're fucking with me or not, but whatever
I'm not fucking with you.
Staying in the closet simply is the best course of action.
Outing ourselves to a world that despises us was the greatest mistake ever made.
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>>6019971
hitler talks shit about people often

it's his thing.
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>>6020007
not in that post though

Why are people getting so shitty for no reason ITT
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>>6020012
I didnt bother to read all that above but Hitler is cancer
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>>6020007
>>6020012
>>6020028
I'm not that mean t b h
I'm not always the nicest person, but I'm not an outright cunt to everyone
only person I was mean to recently was gatch
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>>6020040
>but I'm not an outright cunt to everyone
you disappoint me.
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>>6020040
wasnt about how nice you are
its just funny that you dont realise you are a ugly little runt that only closeted pederasts find attractive
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>>6020071
I'm fine with that way I look
As long as people I find attractive find me attractive, I have no real worries
I don't need everyone around me to think I'm the hottest person alive
It sounds like you have something personally against me for whatever reason, because you're trying really hard to insult me
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>>6020007
Hitler is a nice guy, he just has a very sarcastic type of humor.
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>>6020101
I think he's cute as hell.
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>>6020101
>>>6020007 (You)
>post peoples unreleased nudes that he found
yeah hes a great guy
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>>6020103
lol gawd i cant even imagine how you would feel that way but okay
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He looks like a kid wearing his dead suit and his moms wig to look older...

Says engaged too, so if he apparently has someone, we all have a chance desu
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>>6020119

Eww, jesus christ he's ugly, who would fuck that?
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>>6019871
>>6019881
>>6019940
>>6019998

These people know what's up.

Even if there aren't bible humpers everywhere, what exactly is the benefit of coming out? What do you gain by having the whole world know which type of butt you prefer? How is your life qualitatively better for having come out?

I come out to people individually when there is a logical reason to do so. I came out to my mom because she lives in the same complex and has a key to my place. This was less embarrassing than getting walked in on. I came out to my best friend and her husband because I knew from their rainbow smeared facebook history they'd be cool with it and I wanted somebody to double date with. I have no reason to inform my co workers, my dnd group, or my extended family. Why even have the conversation?
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>>6020119
lol balding at 21
my grand dad had a full head of hair when he died so hopefully im ok
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>>6020144
Many gay men will have nothing to do with you if you are closeted, just saying. It can be an instant drop if you say that you are closeted.
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>>6020144
tfw dont even have to tell anyone

fucking straight passing privilege
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>>6019998
I agree. I currently cohabitate with a guy (sexually)

Everyone knows whats happening between us but since we both deny everything there isn't anything they can do about it
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>>6020147
Maternal or paternal grandfather.
Remember, 50% of your genetic coding is inherited from mother and the other from father, and hairloss often comes from your mothers side.

Even your dad could have inherited some of the genes from his mother, while his father could still have a full set of hair.
So never say never.
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>>6020155

Well, I'm already in a committed relationship with a guy who gives 0 fucks. If something happens with this and I have to go back on the pull, that may become a factor, but I'd have to be pretty god damn desperate to make time with anybody who has that much of their self worth wrapped up in their sexuality.
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>>6020177
my maternal grand dad was bald af actually
fugg
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>>6020119
>Ryo
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>>6020119
>mfw I'm older but look younger than this thing
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>>6020215
Well, you might be fucked. Baldness is recessive and comes from the x-chromosme.
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Thoughts on male pattern baldness?

What body type is more desirable?
Should I slim down, muscle up, something in between.
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>>6020283

Just lift and flex. Bitches won't care about any kind of hair loss.
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>>6020283
Become a pedophile and get thick framed glasses.
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>>6020283
I feel a little shitty but I don't think I could look past it. Not yet anyway, I've got plenty of time to date guys that look young or have a good head of hair... but maybe a great personality could change that...
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>>6020283
Shave it all
Lift
Become Statham
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>>6020325

I don't think there's anything wrong with not liking someone that doesn't have a full head of hair - just as I wouldn't seen there being anything wrong with people not liking someone that smokes etc.

Everyone likes something different and that's perfectly okay.

> inb4 pedos
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>>6020352
What about necrophiliacs?
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>>6020352
True, I just felt bad because an amazing guy could have that one flaw, and being human, I'd judge them on it lose out on something. Possibly.
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>>6019219
does anyone else think mpreg is hot?
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My boyfriend is slowly spiraling into insanity and I think he might be schizophrenic. I'm afraid of him but I'm also worried.
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>>6020375
That's... depressing and an all too real reality. I mean, how do you prepare for that?
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>>6020375
Fuck the crazy out of him
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>>6020375
Have you considered talking with him?
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>>6020358

If they can honestly stomach putting their dick inside a dead person, that's rigid, and cold - good luck to them. But, it still not cool.


>>6020362

Well, you seem to be aware of the behaviour and the potential that you might lose someone to being overly critical. If you do find someone that has a flaw but you believe they would be worth getting to know then tell them, and you can both work through it. Best things in life are worth working for.


>>6020375

He's probably scared too - maybe sit down and talk with him. You could both make and appointment and go see the Doctor's together. You'd be surprised how calming having someone say "I don't understand, but I want to help you"can be.
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>>6020375

What's he doing that makes you suspect schizophrenia? I recommend getting him to a psychiatrist if you truly think that's the case, schizophrenia or something like it is something you want to treat before it gets too out of hand. Schizoaffective disorder here.
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>>6020375
Leave him and find someone who isn't a mental case

Worries are over. Simple
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>>6020424

If he truly cares about him then he would care about his mental health, people can live normal lives with mental illnesses provided they take proper medication, see a psychiatrist, and actively work on their mental health. Also leaving him may just exacerbate his problems.
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>>6020434
>blah blah blah i am a white knight faggot
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This may be a weird question, but what's your favorite body part on a man (penis, face and orifices excluded)?
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>>6020437

Sorry you disagree anon, but mental illness isn't some taboo thing, many people suffer from mental issues, they can live normal lives regardless of that provided they handle it properly.
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>>6020352
Rejecting someone for balding is like rejecting for penis size and height. Smoking is a habit. Balding is hereditary.
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>>6020375
Pussy bitch
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>>6020443

Treasure trail, I suppose.


>>6020448

Different people like different things covers it all. You're just being pedantic.
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>>6020418
Around last summer he started getting into some weird conspiracies and also spirituality stuff, and started getting more and more paranoid. He used to be quite social and outgoing but barely goes out anymore, he keeps telling he's convinced that his friends talk about him behind his back all the time. I visit my parents he's afraid they try to make us breakup when I barely even talk about my relationships with my parents. He also stopped sleeping sometimes. Started telling me unusually often that he loves me but sometimes just completely flips to complete opposite. And I can see "the crazy" in his eyes when he gets in that mood.

>>6020424
That's not how love works I wanted us to get married and be together forever
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>>6020443
Probably the thighs.
Or the chest actually.
Or penis.

Also, Deadpool was a surprisingly entertaining film. Sooooooo many sex jokes though.
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>>6019936
Come over to my house boy
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>>6020443
Smooth chest.
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>>6020466

Yeah does sound something akin to schizophrenia symptoms, may not be schizophrenia exactly though. I would try to get him to see a psychiatrist before it gets even worse. A mental illness can be tough to deal with, but a person suffering from one can most certainly get better if they get medication, have an active support network, and engage in activities and habits that are of positive benefit.
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>>6020466
Could be bipolar? I talked to a girl with it and she said you can have episodes of delirium. I don't know hardly anything about this thing, just putting it out there.
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Just found heron's obituary. :/
I'll post it soon. I hate how they never tell you how someone died.
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>>6020443
stomach

>>6020496
didn't he post like a week ago
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>>6020466
Sounds like me.
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Gaygen deaths:
Cold
Heron
Riley? - he use to go into the chat a long time ago (2+ years ago), but had lymphoma
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>>6020520

Cold is fine, I was talking to him this morning.
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>>6020491
He says he used to cut himself in high school when he was depressed. But then he said it was just "teen phase" and he got over it on his own.
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>>6020520

I actually died of gay death, but my ghost still roams Gaygen.
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>tfw your neighbor is an obnoxious, loud, flamboyant faggot who likes to sing shitty country music at the top of his lungs, especially when you come back home from a long day of work

I might commit a homicide
And the sad thing is, he's pretty cute
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>>6020528

He's dead, I know it's hard to accept and move on, but it's time you do chromia.
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>>6020538
Make it a homocide then.
aka fuck his brains out.
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>>6020538

put your tongue down his throat, that will shit him up
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>>6020443
A nice stomach to bite/lick.

>>6020537
>you can never leave
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>>6020541

Okay, but he's not. I swear I'm not just messaging him without getting any replies... I'm not crazy.
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>>6020520

sadfrog is dead
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>>6020443

The dimple on the side of muscular glutes
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>>6020568
I feel conflicted about this photo.
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>>6020568
lmao
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>>6020568
body does not match the face lol
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>>6020538
Wait until he goes to bed then break into his house and spunk directly into his eyeball. With any luck he will go blind.

>>6020530
Well I don't think that would be too relevent right now, just suggests he's prone to emotional stuff I suppose.

Honestly like epsilon said there's nothing we can really do man, you'd just have to get him to a doctor.
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>>6020443
ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS
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Had a dream last night that Rugby died in a plane accident while going to see Swede. It was the most real dream I ever had. In the dream I posted on here about how Rugby was on the plane that crashed and people were just like, "Finally, I'm glad he's dead", "He was a piece of shit, I hope he's in hell.", "Swede deserves better.", "Hahaha" and than in the dream it was like I was floating out of my body and saw Rugby transcend into spiritform, and he was at the crossroads being judged by God, and God sent him to hell, so I followed him to hell, he was distraught and crying, scared of out his mind, and he was put in a place called the"gay dungeon" where gays get tormented forever. Upon arrival at the gate the guards of the dungeon told him, "you don't belong here". so he was sent back to the crossroads and than Rugby dropped on his knees and pleaded to God, told him how sorry he was for his life, cried an honest tear, than God hugged him and told him "enter now' and he walked into heaven.

What weird dreams have you had lately?
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>>6020592
check out these sick guns, bro
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>>6020563
thank you hamas
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>>6020608

>Rugby dropped on his knees

I bet he did...
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>>6020610

It's as if you've never picked up anything over 10lbs in your life. Possibly the weakest arms I've ever seen.
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>>6020591
Yeah I just don't know how to tell him that I think he's going crazy. He keep saying things like he most likely will die in terrorist attack it got even worse when he read about ISIS having chemical weapons or something. It reminds me of those people before millennium who were waiting for the apocalypse.
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>>6020628

isn't everyone waiting for the end?
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>>6020608
I want this to be a movie.
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>>6020610
yass so fierce

I hope you wear red heels desu
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who do many european guys look so gaunt and sickly?
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>>6020610
You need to do some working out man, they look unhealthly thin.
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>>6020649
he just needs to eat
working out is for plebs
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>>6020633
Just waiting for your death or some kind of disaster is destructive. I already listen to people at work how they think there will be some kind of massive world war if Trump wins while I don't believe anything changes whatever happens. Everyone is going crazy.
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>>6020623
>>6020649
they're a bit bigger now
I don't really work out much apart from occasionally running and daily butt workouts though
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>>6020590

i think he has a weird charm to his babyface desu
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>>6020628
Well he's clearly paranoid about stuff. I really can't offer you any idea of what to do because honestly I don't know.

I suppose you just need to sit down and ask him if he's feeling okay lately, just say to him you're getting worried?

I dunno man, its a very touchy area.

>>6020665
They only need to be a little bit bigger, I think the other guy was right about just eating some more, its not that they lack definition its just they don't look filled out.
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>>6020665

dude, aim to do 500 pushups a day
it's almost as if you are begging to get raped and taken advantage of looking like you do
is that what you want?
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>>6020695

>500 pushups a day
good way to get muscular imbalance and a back injury

why cant people just pick up heavy things and put them down again without resorting to retarded meme workouts
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>>6020695
what sort of retarded logic is this

>If you don't work out, you're just asking to get raped
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>>6020680
like I said, they are a bit more filled out now
my weight is naturally pretty low, but it fluctuates a bit
I'm at like 103 right now
I was probably like 96 in that photo

>>6020695
>do 500 pushups a day
that seems a bit excessive
I'm not looking to get muscular

>>6020708
this lol
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>>6020715
Post pic of tensed arm muscle.
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thoughts passing through in my head..

glowing night lights
his name is an after thought
corrupt cannibalism
silent hill
I know you, little libertine
I know you're a real koo koo
I know you're a cannonball
I'll be your whatever you want
chu-chu train noises
hefty lefty
rogers silk
creepy terry
fathers milk
aimless willy
come undone
he said go left and than turn right

what's in your head?

Anyone else have a clash of thoughts and songs playing in their head nonstop?
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>>6020715
tbf if I was thinking of raping you the first thing i'd wonder is if i could hold your arms back, Hitler.

Already thought about it anyway tho i totally could dw.
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>>6020741
>what's in your head?
Hellfire.
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>>6020715

I don't want you to get raped, Hitler. You make hilarious observations and have an interesting back-story.

I'm sending you protein bars and creatine
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>>6020725
Not much to look at

>>6020743
I'm sure plenty of people could rape me because I'm small and not very strong

>>6020758
creatine is disgusting and destroys my digestive system
I'll take the protein bars though <3
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>>6020705

>bodyweight exercises cause muscular imbalance and injury

What? That's some retarded logic son. People have done push-ups since the beginning of time, long before they lifted up rocks to throw at dinosaurs. Ants and spiders are in a constant state of doing push-ups everytime they walk. Get with it cockroach.

>>6020708
It's REAL LOGIC. Males are meant to be skinny little girls. We are meant to be muscular and tough. Just flicking Hitler with a finger would snap his arm bone. That's how weak he looks. Little pussyboi needs some tough love since his parents never gave it to him.

>>6020715
500 pushups isn't excessive. Some athletes do 1000-2500 pushups a day. You should aim to do 25-50 a set x 10 a day. It's not really much at all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yinw2zjVm8
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>>6020766
>I'm sure plenty of people could rape me because I'm small and not very strong

Dw that's my fetish, wanna go for a walk in the woods together tonight?
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>>6020766
>I'll take the protein bars though <3
It's a trap!
He's gonna feed you his dick.
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>>6020766
holy shit youre not hitler youre a jew in a concentration camp

that arm oh fuck
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>>6020771
Jesus man that's a lot, I can do like five at most and I'm utterly fucked, arms shaking like crazy as they just give the fuck up.

>>6020766
Well the little lump has gotten bigger so its working.
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>>6020766

Sending literal trucks of protein bars <3
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>>6020785

You can only do 5 push-ups? Are you serious?

I do 40-50 pushups in one set, with no breaks.
>>
WRONG WAY
DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEET
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>>6020771
>500 pushups isn't excessive. Some athletes do 1000-2500 pushups a day. You should aim to do 25-50 a set x 10 a day. It's not really much at all.

Wat

I'm like about on the lower end of normal weight, pretty average lifestyle, not entirely sedentary, but i can only do like 15 before it starts to become impossible.

You're literally talking about people who have entirely different goals. Pushups arent even ideal for mass, and arent even efficient for arms lol
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>>6020778
>wanna go for a walk in the woods together tonight?
sorry, I have plans with someone else to hang out at this old abandoned building in the bad part of town
take a raincheck?

>>6020782
whoever's dick is bigger gets to top

>>6020784
>>6020785
I have really long arms, so it's hard to get them to look like anything other than twigs

>>6020788
t b h I prefer red meat over protein bars

>>6020801
Yeah, I can do about five then get tired
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>>6020608
>when you browse gaygen too much
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>>6020799
I just tried and I can do 10 but it just hurts like fuck. I can do a lot of pull ups in one go though, not sure how many but I find them really easy in comparison to pushups.
>>6020800
GROW BIG CACTUS
>>
WRONG WAY
DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEET

sing it with me now
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>>6020807
forgot this amazing drawing niq drew of me
properly illustrates my physique
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>>6020807

Don't push your luck, bitch.
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>>6020816
you're like the lavos core.
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>>6020807
>sorry, I have plans with someone else to hang out at this old abandoned building in the bad part of town
C R A C K W H O R E
R
A
C
K

W
H
O
R
E
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>>6020801

>only can do 15

When I first started I could only do like 20 before it felt like I can't do anymore. You just have to push through the resistance of your mind and do it anyway. That's how every bodybuilder makes muscles gains and improvements. You have to push past the limits of your mind! When your mind wants to quit, push another one out, and continue to do that until you reached a new level of being able to do 20, than 25, than 30 in one set.
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WRONG WAY
DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEET

clap your hands
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>>6020824
But

I don't want to
>>6020816
<3
>>6020807
>sorry, I have plans with someone else to hang out at this old abandoned building in the bad part of town
take a raincheck?

C U T E

Tell me everything after okay?!
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>>6020809

might just be you aren't doing them correctly
are could be your triceps just aren't developed well yet, if you have skinny arms like hitler, this is most likely the case
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>>6020833
>But
>I don't want to

dadbod awaits you
>>
WRONG WAY
DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEET

join in if you know the lyrics
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>>6020837
I think its muscle development, the top muscle is big but the one underneath isn't. I don't know the terminology for them. Here's a pic of it tensed you get what I mean.

I don't often do much heavy lifting anymore though, mainly I want to start working on my cardio and tummy.
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dat damage control
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>>6020817
are you telling me not every mascbro has a dickmeasuring contest to determine who tops?
or are you just not confident in your marks?

>>6020819
;)

>>6020846
if you stay thin you won't get it though
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>>6020847
no one knows that song fag
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>>6020856


biceps are on top, triceps on bottom

pushups workout the triceps/chest/shoulders mainly

so yeah, your triceps are weak, just continue doing pushups, aim to do 1-2 more over your limit, and eventually your triceps will strengthen allowing you to do more and more

>another good bodyweight exercise for triceps
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>>6020608
Did I crash the plane with no survivors?
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>>6020878
Okay thanks anon i'll start giving it a go.

What will situps and pull ups achieve?
I need to get my six pack more defined, I used to do a lot of sit-ups for that but I was wondering they also help the back any?

I ask because I've fucked the muscles in my back from years of lifting heavy shit up wrong and I figure if I correct the muscle damage by strengthing it then it may help some.
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>>6020766
Nice mum arms, fag.
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>>6020899

sit ups dont do shit for your abs
just lose weight - abs are made in the kitchen, and nowhere else

and pullups are alright, but you should mix in tricep dips as well if you want to work on those
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>>6020899

this guy built his body with just push-ups and situps in 8 months


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=749711

His routine:
I always do my workouts in the morning right when I wake up on an empty stomach:
4 days a week, 150 Pushups each day (5 sets of 30 each)
6 days a week, 200 situps each day (5 sets of 40 each

The slower you do them,especially pushups, the better it is for muscle growth.
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>>6019219
>tfw no Orthodox Jew BF with a big bushy beard to play with
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>>6020914

that guy looks shit for 8 months, holy shit

not even mentioning the injuries and imbalances he must have

why cant people just work out normally ffs
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>>6020914

I remember you

except that last time you pushed your terrible fucking fitness advice you pretended that picture was of you

faggot
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>>6020910
I can't lose more weight I weigh like 8 stone. I'm sure sit-ups do your abs? When I was like 16 in was ripped to fuck down there because I used to do them.

I'll do a combo of the three I guess, only going to do it lightly though just to bring it all in line again. I think overall I'll be doing more sit-ups than anything.

>>6020914
Thanks for the info, pretty hectic scheme for me though! I'm not looking to got buff I just want to tone up stuff. Only place I guess I need to build the muscle is the triceps and abs.... Is abs the correct term? I'm on about the six pack muscles.
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>>6020899

doing bridges really helps the back with flexibility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VheTGg_T4c
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>>6020909
like you can talk you skinnyfat fuggo
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>>6020924
>that guy looks shit for 8 months

and what do you look like?

>>6020929
i've never posted fitness advice before

>>6020943
abs = abdominals

>>6020946
bridges are good but not sure if I would recommend them for someone witha fucked up back...they prob need to see a chiropractor
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Guys pls stop being mean to fatties

Im dating a qt fatty but he is really self conscious about it because the gays always call him disgusting
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>>6020965

>same filename

who are you fooling, retard
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>>6020962
Please put your name back on, 565poo. I don't like that you've escaped my filter.
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>>6020946
Eh, that seems like I'll be getting into a literal world of hurt.

Essentially what I've done is I've twisted one vertabre and the muscle around that guy has been torn to shit. I never really did too much about it, went to a chiropractor for some time and this helped greatly but I often found the more I was using my back the less it would hurt
So I've decided to see if there's any light workouts I can do just to get the muscle doing something every so often.

The bridges seem like they'd put considerable stress on it though.
>>6020965
Yeah, that's the muscles I'm referring to, thanks :3
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>>6020973

What do you mean the a.jpg picture that I took from the bodybuilding forum post? I'm not claiming it's me. No idea what you're on about.
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