last thread >>5997965
Let's keep this thread on topic and talk about qt girls. Who's your waifu lesgen?
>>6000146
>tfw no qt boyfriend
Skype group: [email protected]
>>6000159
I see what you did there.
Finally, a safe place to post qt chromosomes.
Why didn't we do this sooner?
>>6000146
postan qts
>>6000173
No men there, only transwomen and the women who love them.
>>6000191
>meant to post this
>fucking end my shit
>>6000194
This, desu
does any other lesbian have like a rape kink like they want an older lesbian to rape them or is that just me and I'm weird
like why does it seem like every other lesbian's "fetish" doesn't go anymore extreme than like "oh i want to eat out my gf's pussy while i finger myself" like come on isn't anyone else here a damned freak
>>6000211
(You)
>>6000202
Lol'd.
Hey, anyone else play Reader Rabbit and Disney PC games growing up? Those were the shit.
>>5999173
Well your wish is fulfilled. Now lets watch as 20 trannies and 10 random trolls pretending to be trannies complain that they're 'excluded', Like every other time we've done that.
The best way to stop trannyposting is to stop taking the bait.
>>6000194
Like I said if you want a bf or you're a bislut and like dick please go shitpost in here >>5986140 and keep that stuff out of lesgen. Let's try to have at least one decent cis lesgen thread.
>>6000211
>every thread has posts wanting abusive gf
>or slave gf
>tfwytt
My fetish is pretending to be hetero and a lesbian forcing me into realizing how good her pussy and fingers are and turning me gay for life
>>6000146
S H A R A P O V A
>>6000234
fuck, this fetish is so stupid.
I have the same thing, but it's so stupid.
I mean, I really love eating pussy, so there's no way that I can be really forced to do it.
>>6000211
I have a corrective rape fetish, but only for 2d. Internalised homophobia?
>>6000239
Maybe if you get some new qt girl photos and stop posting the same ones over and over, I might allow you to attempt to convert me.
>>6000211
>isn't anyone else here a damned freak
Everyone and their mom has a rape fetish these days, anon.
>>6000262
That's why
>pretend
sempai.
I mean, your gf might also not be a real life police officer or teacher, but the illusion of authority is still there when she puts on that uniform, no?
>>6000290
>so many implications.
I'll try...
How big is your feminine penis, cislesgen?
>>6000317
Like 80mm.
>>6000315
That's so hot. More plz.
>tfw full lesbian porn sucks but gifs are somehow awesome
>>6000318
That's tiny. How do you fuck your bf's ass with it?
>>6000234
Oh yeah, this is totally hot.
I love fantasizing about being a confused "straight" girl and an older girl gently guides me into kissing, then fingering, etc.
>>6000317
20mm
>>6000317
We don't call girlpenis, we call it a clitoris, we aren't gaygen ffs
Mine is hooded and sticks out like 1" from my vjj, is that weird lesanons?
>>6000211
>implying I wasn't just semi-jokingly posting about having a girl's thighs crush my head
In all seriousness though my tastes are pretty vanilla. Even then, I'm pretty shy about some of the weirder shit I'm into so I'll probably never tell my gf. (That's assuming I ever get one again.)
>>6000222
Reader Rabbit was the shit. I also played Operation Neptune and Treasure Math Storm because I'm shit with numbers.
>>6000255
Yessss I was looking for the other one. Thanks!
>>6000317
Depends on which mood strikes me?
>>6000325
Are you talking about all lesbian porn no matter what, or just over-produced """lesbian""" porn for straight guys?
There's a lot of really hot amateur videos out there.
>>6000351
lewd
>>6000346
tell lesgen
>>6000345
>tfw I used to masturbate like that
>didn't even need fingers though
Felt so good you guys.
>>6000362
doing it wrong
>>6000372
Why don't you do it anymore?
>>6000374
Just report him and hide his posts he is derailing the thread.
Hey, this is actually working out nicely.
The nazi aren't being obnoxious and the trolls have changed sides.
>>6000379
Oh. I spoke too soon.
>>6000357
I guess there is some good amateur stuff. Most porn I've seen, like 90%, is either
>for straight guys: overproduced, fake-looking women with long nails, don't look like they're enjoying themselves at all, looking at the camera and not at each other
>"feminist porn""for women": seems like the intent isn't to produce sexy content but to shove pale, fat, hairy, SJW-looking women/trans men in our faces because "muh diversity"
>>6000359
I try!
>>6000393
It's appreciated.
trans
>>6000378
I moved, and the water gets super cold in my new place in like 15min so there isn't nearly enough time to get off and also shower. Plus the water pressure is rougher. A little bit sad about it t b h.
>>6000406
They taste pretty good desu. Kinda tangy.
>>6000406
you can taste my feminine penis, senpai
>>6000394
Thank you <3
You're the best.
>>6000396
Just because I also happened to have it handy.
>>6000392
There are some videos on /r/dyke which I think are pretty good.
>tfw reddit
>>6000408
Don't be sad, at least you got to try it.
I never had a bathtub.
So, how long has it been since last time you ate pussy, lesgen?
normies need not answer.
>2 fucking years.
>>6000443
>never
>>6000427
Maybe one day, third world anon. Maybe one day.
Shower heads can be o-k to try also.
>>6000443
>5 months
when is normie limit?
>>6000452
You're cutting close, but I'll let it slide.
>>6000146
> Who's your waifu
Andreja is best girl
Would you date a post-op MTF?
What about a post-op FTM?
>>6000367
It's really nothing special. Most of it has to do with bondage. Lately I've been kind of into shibari--I think it looks really nice when the rope is a pretty color like red, black or purple. Someone mentioned hot wax on one of the fetish threads and that's something I'd like to try, too? I don't even like the harder stuff like spanking and choking (I have asthma so any time I can't breathe I freak out because I associate it with an asthma attack). I also like being praised. Other stuff I'd be willing to try too, but that's the least embarrassing.
>>6000383
They just look like such a cute couple. I'm jealous.
>>6000473
You were right, those are pretty vanilla.
Can anyone top that?
>>6000466
She's so pretty
>>6000346
>Treasure Math Storm
Oh man I played a bunch of games from The Learning Company when I was a kid, they were hella fun.
andreja
>>6000443
One year.
>>6000481
I have an infantilism fetish, but I can't imagine actually ever telling anyone irl. Other than that just general bdsm stuff. I nearly drowned as a kid though, so I doubt I could do breathplay stuff either.
>>6000443
4 weeks.
>>6000534
Getting treated like a baby/child, with or without sexy times involved.
>>6000481
Told you.
>>6000486
Heck, I wish I acted that gay now. If I did something like that, I'd probably get embarrassed.
>>6000505
Same. I used to love the evil snowball laugh.
>>6000558
I literally was about to say I wanna be the loli instead
So, no one has actually weird fetishes?
>>6000545
I'm not saying I wouldn't tell her some of it, but a lot of people are genuinely disturbed by the shit I masturbate to daily. If I thought she wouldn't dump me over it I would, but it would be a gradual process I suppose. The fact that I still haven't found someone I think would accept it is probably a large part of why I'm still single.
>>6000577
This makes sense
>>6000570
At this point I think you're going to have to define 'weird'. Do you just mean like scat?
>>6000584
Well, I guess scat is pretty weird, yes.
And I think I mean stuff like scat, as in, something you could really do. Not those fetishes like vore that only work in 2D.
>>6000593
I think at least 2 people have managed 3D vore, but you can only do it once.
I have wondered how many children have realise they're furfags since Zootopia came out.
>>6000601
>I think at least 2 people have managed 3D
wat?
>>6000486
Why do you hate qt blonde slav girls?
This afternoon....
>>6000570
I mean, I enjoy watersports to a point. Not so much being pissed on or whatever but seeing someone squirm and beg.
I will never ever tell my gf though.
>>6000620
>tfw no gf to tie me up and piss in my mouth.
>>6000610
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
Cis isn't an acronym you utter mong.
>>6000620
An orgasm with a full bladder is so satisfying, but it really hurts after so I try not to do it often. Feels like it's probably bad for me.
>>6000630
I'm not sure it counts as vore if the victim was dead.
>>6000637
why don't you go be butthurt about it in tlg with your other guy friends, sir.
>>6000639
It really does feel good
>>6000649
He was alive at first.
>>6000618
>tfw no qt fit gf
>>6000620
So omorashii or whatever?
>>6000639
That sounds pretty amazing. I'll keep it in mind.
>>6000655
>>6000522
s-o-u-r-c-e p-l-z
>>6000629
D-do you know this feel, l-lesgen?
>>6000418
.............wow
>>6000459
thanks, non-normie anon!
any dancers here? I think there were some previously
>>6000684
T-thanks anon.
>>6000655
Or maybe I'll just look down my nose at a fucking retard that didn't even learn high school level chemistry.
>>6000696
The only chemistry that matters is between u and me.
>>6000681
That would only work for me if she enslaved me prior. I'm not going to let just anyone go in my mouth, only Mistress can.
>>6000711
T-thanks
You know, I usually prefer to be the sub, but I just had a thought.
If she seemed kind of into me but was reluctant, I would definitely brutally rape her into being my qt gf.
>>6000211
>the current year
>implying that rape play and/or bdsm aren't mainstream.
>>6000716
I definitely look much younger than I am, but being a grownup and getting treated like a child is part of what makes it feel kinky for me as well. Diapers aren't a necessity. I'm intrigued by wetting, but I don't know how into that aspect I am. 99% certain I'm definitely not interested in shitting myself.
>>6000666
>tfw fit
>tfw no fit gf to go hiking with
why are so many lesbians out of shape. god dammit.
>>6000751
>99%
Transwomen are men right?
>>6000756
I'm not fit, but I can still hike for miles. Just don't expect me to jog uphill.
>>6000753
why not have concentration camps for bis and mtfs, where they are forced to mate for the continuation of the species.
>>6000761
Can we not? Just for one thread ditch the trans shit?
>>6000757
I've shlicked to a few enema scenes in manga and I'm kind of into the desperation aspect, but I don't *want* to shit myself. On the other hand, having an accident and having mommy dry my tears and reassure me that I'm a good girl and clean me up has an allure I can't deny when I think about it.
>>6000756
I know this feel, sis. Trust me.
>>6000753
you aren't goldstar since you touched a penis when your dad ejaculated you as a sperm.
>>6000780
I'm really not into any of that, but the way you describe it is hot.
I'd be your mommy if I was you gf.
>>6000780
I'm not really into the whole ageplay thing, but I can get into it from a humiliation and domination aspect, as long there's no poop involved.
transwomen
>>6000756
>>6000783
please keep the fat- shaming in gaygen. Some of us aren't privileged with the genetics or the financial means to stay skinny. for example, I had thyroid cancer, and now I take thyroxin. It keeps me low energy and which makes it hard to keep of weight (not that there's anything wrong with a little extra chub to love).
>>6000797
I only want beatings with positive reinforcement after pls.
>>6000786
how would you dom her? she could probably overpower you.
>tfw your mother sees two men kissing on /tv/ and she begins to squeal like crazy
God damn, my mom is a fujo plus she thinks dykes are disgusting. wat do
>>6000814
rape her, of course
>>6000797
That blonde qt looks just like Emma Watson
>tfw no emma watson lookalike to roleplay with
>>6000817
She's morbidly obese, no.
>>6000802
Yes, please.
>>6000811
Drug her, but don't actually do anything until she wakes up and is girlscout-knot-tied to something lewd.
>>6000826
forgot pic
>>6000786
please post more of this, thank you kindly
>>6000827
ITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU I NEED TO SEE THESE TWO FUCK FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>6000828
>tfw no gf to drug me and abuse me
>>6000790
Funnily enough, not the first time I've heard exactly that. No one shares my kinks, but they like how I describe them. Where you from?
>>6000792
No one ever is, which I guess is why I never brought it up off my own bat before (though gay guys seem to love it), but it's reassuring that it didn't go down like a lead balloon at least. 100% promise no poop.
>>6000830
I'm 100lbs, I feel like the woman on the right could suffocate me.
I'm o-k with a woman who is a little burly though, as long as she doesn't get out of breath walking up a flight of stairs or smth.
Anyone else has a REAL rape fetish?
Or am I just weird?
>>6000827
C-can I at least get a headpat?
>>6000862
Probably not. If they're all women I'd happily have consensual sex with, it's not "real rape", right?
>>6000860
I'm from South America.
I guess if you keep looking for a person who shares your exact kinks, it's never gonna happen.
My take is that we should really try and do anything to please our SO. (In your case, I wouldn't even mind cleaning up after you if it would make you happy.)
Of course I would expect the same thing from you when we switched to my crazy kinks.
>>6000875
Ok, I'll try to be more specif, I guess.
Does anyone else have a limitless BDSM fetish? Like, totally give yourself up for the other person to do with you whatever they will?
As in no kind of safeword and 'no' means 'fuck yeah'.
>>6000908
is it a fetish, or is it something you want to actually try beyond fantasy? if it's the latter, maybe talk to a professional about it? that really really can't be healthy
>tfw very few lesbian doms, most are very butch, and it feels like the rest are massive sluts/polygamous
Where is the woman who will roleplay the rapey girl scout troop leader? The teacher who can't resist the teenage girls in their catholic school uniforms? The policewoman who pulls over a cute young lady towards the end of her shift? The Disney villain who kidnaps the princess to keep her away from the prince and convert her? The witch who puts her female friend under a sexual slavery spell? The boss who threatens to fire her poor new secretary unless she's willing to work a little 'overtime'?
If you're a switch I'd even be the Annabelle to your [can't remember her name] repressed catholic school teacher in need of liberating.
>>6000917
I really really really wanna do it.
It would have to be a person I'm involved with, but other than that, I'd be fair game.
>>6000926
like, would you allow them to cause permanent damage? kill you? if yes, probably talk to someone
>>6000908
Not completely limitless, but pretty close, yeah. Still not comfortable with butt stuff...
>>6000802
I just want a gf who's fit and active because I'm active. That doesn't necessarily mean skinny. (Though I'm working to get the kind of physiques I've been posting, I'm not necessarily attracted to strictly that type of body when it comes to other women.)
>>6000930
Well, I wouldn't want to be killed, but I'd be in no way to stop them, I guess.
But if you think about it that far you have to remember that no matter how vanilla a BDSM session may be, the sub still has to trust the dom not to kill them, right?
>>6000952
yes, i trust my dom not to kill me, but that's partially attributed to the fact that he knows i don't want to be killed. if you gave them permission before hand..?? that's what im asking about lol.
>>6000930
Oh, and I am talking to someone.
I'm talking to /lesgen/
>crush on a girl
>go to gay pride together, holding hands
>she meets a girl
>girl asks her out
>you get cucked
>but wait
>friend anxious about getting with cool girl
>she's never given head before
>asks if she can practice licking you to get some experience so she isn't bad
Would you? Would you enjoy it, or would it be too bittersweet? Or would you just say no because you're sad she isn't into you?
>>6000888
Not the first time I've chatted with a really sound SA person in these threads then. (Unless you come here often and it's the same person again...)
I've never gotten anywhere near sharing kinks with anyone irl, I'm still just looking for a girl I like enough to date in the first place. (And vice versa.) I've experienced that with people I've erped with.
I know there are things that some people will never be comfortable doing though and I don't think I could enjoy something if I felt my partner was only doing it to make me happy. Conversely though, in pretty subby most the time and think I'd be pretty happy to indulge most kinks if it were bringing pleasure to my partner. You seem sweet though. It's nice to think there's someone out there that wouldn't mind indulging me.
>>6000972
is the schlick material memory worth the weird shame?
>>6000961
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>>6000972
I would probably say yes because I have poor impulse control and then be completely unable to enjoy it and destroy our friendship.
But what about *you* anon?
>>6000954
Just some form of exercise several times a week outside of a gym. Having a gym buddy gf would be fun, but I'd enjoy anything we could do together.
Hiking, rowing, long walks, working out outside, yoga, swimming jogging, interval training (esp hill sprints), that sort of thing. Maybe taking a weekly class together as a 'date night' sort of thing. It'd be especially fun because I'm trying to get more into cardio and I think I'd like it better if I had someone to do it with.
>>6000960
Alright then. So maybe not completely limitless as I would tell her not to kill me. Although I don't think I'd have to, I'm pretty sure it's a crime.
But the idea is that she may or may not know what my limits are, and she would get to break them accidentally or on purpose. And I'd be absolutely powerless to stop her.
I mean, I know my limits exist, and it would probably be really awful to get them broken, and I'd probably really hate the whole experience. But for some reason I still want to do it.
Fuck, I guess I'm just too fucked up, right?
>>6001005
Ugh, femmes with strong jawlines are my weakness.
Is it gay to reveal one's yuri powerlevel? For example, the wallpaper of the laptop I bring to school is this cutesy YRYR one. Does it look homosexual (for a girl) or am I safe?
>>6000972
don't say yes unless your plan is to win her over and make her forget about the other chick. otherwise, it's better to not bother. you'd need to teach her by "i'll lick you first. try to remember how i do it, then try it on me"
>>6001023
>liking anime for straight males.
>>6001017
>tfw no gf to swim with in a private pool at night and get her off under the water
>>6001017
Sounds like a great deal, anon! All those activity seem like they'd be more enjoyable as a pair.
I'm guessing you're in somewhere like Canada or western Europe.
>>6001023
It doesn't look lesbian, only a lesbian who also had watched it would probably think you're gay.
It does make you look weeaboo tho
t. closeted anime fan
>>6001035
Yuru Yuri is funny and the girls are cute, so of course I like it, plus the manga is yuri alright you twat. Only the anime's first two seasons were low on yuri.
>>6001037
I know this feeling too well.
I even have a pool. Now I just need the gf.
>>6001017
What about horse riding, anon?
>>6001023
>ChinaAka and SakuHima
I'd date you.
>>6001058
never date horse girls
>>6001046
I'm relieved. I always get super conscious when I have girls as wallpapers and stuff, so I wonder if other people know that I think lewd of them.
>>6001060
>tfw no KyoChina
>>6001065
Girls who ride horses or female horses? Because I'm pretty sure the latter is prohibited by law anyway.
>>6000973
I'm not the same person, I don't think I've ever said where I was from in here before.
But yeah, when you do find a girl you love, you shouldn't be afraid to tell her your fantasies, no matter how kinky. If they love you back they'll want to make your dreams come true.
This is the kind of relationship I want to have, anyway.
>>6001073
girls who really like horses tend to be super crazy. even my guy friends seem to know that
>>6001060
Too bad because I actually couldn't give less of a shit about those 4. The only Yuru Yuri characters I truly like are the sisters and Yui, but I chose that wallpaper because it had better colors than this.
>>6001073
>living in a nanny state that doesn't let you marry your pony wifu.
why live?
>>6001027
Make sure you don't leave marks, anon, because I don't have good concealer...
>>6001079
I'm afraid of horses anyway, so I'd probably avoid anyone who was super into it as a hobby in the first place. I did room with a girl who did equestrian in first year and she was a stuck up bitch.
>>6001079
I think that's only straight girls
>>6001037
>tfw I know this feel
>>6001042
Nope! I actually live in GA. I personally really like going to the gym and lifting weights, but lately I'm making more of an effort to be more outdoors-y and vary my routines a bit. Strength is important, but so is cardio and mobility, both of which I need to work on. (Not that I'm that strong.)
>>6001058
I used to love horseback riding when I was a kid and my first girlfriend was an equestrian. I wouldn't mind trying it again, especially if it was on a trail or something.
>>6001080
All of the sisters or just Sakurako's? That's such a tiny amount of the series though, why do you even bother? At least it's not Kyouko, I guess.
>>6001094
All sisters except Hanako. Also Nadeshiko's harem and the cute teachers along with Rise.
I don't care about Kyouko, Ayano, China, Chitose, Sakurako and Hima at all. Akari is alright but she needs more bullying.
>>6001100
>tfw all my yryr images are on my laptop
pls no bully ;_;
>>6001111
>>6001092
>Nope! I actually live in GA.
Well, howdy, neighbor!
>I personally really like going to the gym and lifting weights,
As much as I dislike going to gyms, I really would like to learn how to lift. Do you stick with the free weights, or can you also bench and deadlift and what not? Forgive me if I sound like imbecilic; this is why I need someone to teach me about these things.
>>6001118
Uuuuh, barbells and dumbbells and bascially anything that isn't a machine are free weights. Benching and deadlifting are thus done with free weights.
>>6001111
Should I make myself a grilled cheese sandwich?
>>6001118
You said you're from FL right? What part?
Lifting has a lot of benefits! I really recommend it. You can start by getting some simple hand weights and working out at home. That's what I did. Like >>6001133 said, free weights and dumb/barbells are the same.
I use machines for some lifts, but I mostly tend to stick to free weights. Deadlifting and benching are part of my normal routine--but I'm not very strong yet. Especially my upper body. I have fucked up rotator cuffs so I have to go slow and be really careful. But I've improved a lot.
>>6001164
>You said you're from FL right? What part?
Central, or the home of Mickey, Potter, and Shamu.
>You can start by getting some simple hand weights and working out at home.
I do that sometimes, but I need to find a good routine.
>I have fucked up rotator cuffs so I have to go slow and be really careful. But I've improved a lot.
That sucks majorly, but I'm glad you've managed to succeed in spite of those drawbacks.
I'm going to bed, lesgen. This thread has been really nice with minimum shitposting. I guess the placebo works.
I just wanted to let any nazibians left know that the trans* boogiwoman was here all along. I've made some 50 posts, so, close to a quarter of the thread.
I hope this doesn't start another shitposting fest. I just wanted to say that accepting people goes a long way. And just going out of your way to make people uncomfortable or hurting them is really stupid and pointless.
At the end of the day, we're all just humans looking for love.
Have a great night, everyone, regardless of your gender, sexuality, skin color, weight, age, and anything else.
>>6001185
I don't know about her, but I want to be brutally raped.
>>6000164
I don't. What the hell did i do?
>>6001073
You can fuck horses in more places than you can get gay married. Or at least that's what I heard.
>your girlfriend will never like you more than her boyfriend
>your girlfriend will never introduce you to her parents
>your girlfriend will never express any sexual interest in you
I've got three exes. And the same shit keeps happening. I just want to be wanted, fuck.
>>6001255
Stop dating girls with boyfriends?
>>6001255
transition to FTM
become the boyfriend
>>6001266
Two of them got them after we started dating! The other one started cheating on me with an older woman! I'm cursed! Cursed, I tell you!
>>6001277
What the fuck? Don't date bisexuals you tranny.
>>6001277
Are you poly, anon?
>>6001308
NO!
>>6001319
Oh, so they all cheated on you pretty much? Damn, that sucks.
>>6001277
Why are you dating bi's?
>>6001319
wtf is that image
I just realized there are numbers in the upper right and what they mean.
>newfag?
Apparently.
>236 posts
>27 posters
Hrm.
>>6001345
Because the lesbian I dated ended up cheating on me with a married woman that thought she was straight so who even gives a shit, your tribalism is as fake as my chances at a healthy romantic relationship.
>>6001353
Everyone has posted about 10 times. Although I've only posted 4 times so those numbers are a bit off.
>>6001187
>I just wanted to let any nazibians left know that the trans* boogiwoman was here all along
>BoogiMAN
FTFY
>>6001369
you sure showed that person who wished you nothing but good vibes
>>6001376
You're obviously new here and you're not keen on their tricks. They are extremely predatory individuals, and when you let them know that you are not interested in their male genitals they become very angry and make death threats. They're not mentally stable individuals and they should be directed to their own thread because they have their own.
>>6001389
>Projecting this much.
>>6001389
I've seen far more death threats, thread derails, and sexual demands from you obnoxious TERF fucks.
>>6001376
Lol please, they were being a typical man and marking their territory, making sure us actual lesbians know that they'll always be around no matter how kindly it's requested that they stay away from just one or two lesbian spaces.
>>6001187
>50 posts out of under 250 total
pic related
>>6001421
They started circumventing them.
#/lgbt/
/breeder/i;boards:lgbt
/bislut/i;boards:lgbt
/trann?(y|ies)/i;boards:lgbt
/\bhon\b/i;boards:lgbt
These autistic shitcunts just act indirect now.
>>6001233
may not be true anymore.
>>6001421
>>6001428
only real solution is to not respond.
>>6001445
But Andreja is hot.
>>6001366
Well stop tribbing them.
>>6001455
Please don't make fun of my emotional turmoil, anon.
>>6001445
>>6001466
"Real women"? Seriously? Just another one of the retards that the thread is collectively tired of.
>>6001467
lol like that shit is even real
>>6001475
It's not even farfetched. Why are you so irrationally cynical?
>>6001455
Kek, I found a cartoon character that actually looks like me. Except I'm not chubby or blonde.
>tfw all of this art is a fantasy and you'll never actually be good enough for a cool, hot, fit chick in combat boots
>>6001483
boo fucking hoo, kiddo
>>6001485
You look like a small dinosaur?
straight mtf here, just dropping by to say I'm glad to see you're putting transbian AGPs in their place. pce
>>6001508
second.
>she won't give me PIV sex, is she oppressing me?
eww =(
>>6001499
I have no idea who those characters are, but at least now I know what Lisa Simpson is going to look like in 20 years.
>>6001148
>No, make me one instead
You don't want me to. I kinda burnt it, and yet failed to fully melt the cheese. I'm a disaster in the kitchen.
I need to be getting stuff done, but I can't stop thinking about SEX. Halp.
>>6001724
Let's have sex.
>>6001773
Ugh, I need a vagina rubbed up against my clit RIGHT NOW. If I don't get vagina soon I swear I'll cry.
>>6001838
Don't cry, anon
>>6001864
WE SHALL OVERCOME
>>6001864
>>6001855
I'm just gonna rage silently and whine to myself about not having a girl to go down on when I'm horny.
This thread is not helping, you guys made me make like 100000 posts about my fetishes and I think that was what made me like this, so take the blame and eat my pussy.
>>6001891
What are your fetishes?
Also, I'd love to eat your pussy until you're fully satisfied, anon
>>6001891
By the way, I'm not sorry I made you horny. I like horny girls.
I'm horny myself.
>>6001891
pls let me do it, my tongue is ready
I'm kinda hoping you're the girl who want to be a loli
>>6001348
safe sex. lesbians are getting throat cancer because eating some bad pussy can get you oral HPV contracted from bisluts, which leads to cancer.
I forgot, I'm also
>>6000262
Too bad we are both subs.
>>6001964
I like you, too, anon. But I will never, ever pee in your mouth.
I'm so grumpy and sexually frustrated right now I just want to act like a stuck-up princess and bully a girl into kissing my feet, then up my leg, then if she's obedient enough I'll give her the privilege of tasting the rest of me.
tfw no emotionally and physically abusive cheating gf
>>6001508
you spoke too soon anon, here are AGPs cybering with each other
>>6001864
>>6001891
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>>6001838
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>>6001724
pic related this entire thread right now.
>>6001988
I partially know that feel
>>6001992
Literally the reason I'm so horny and grumpy right now is probably because I'm about to get my period so no. But this thread is super not helping me out.
>>6002001
I think you shouldn't give the trolls the satisfaction of a (You)
>>6001992
and the yuri lesbians in your pic are fujoshi.
and the yaoi boys they are imagining are neet-chasing cubby-chasers.
and the cycle is complete.
>>6002001
>only reason I'm horny is because I'm on my period
>period
>super
>trust me I'm a real girl
you played your card too hard, dude. If you're so sure that you're really female then post a timestamp to prove it.
>>6002033
You want a timestamped photo of my bloody toilet?
>>6002044
lesbians are pretty gross, didn't you know?
