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im feeling v lewd today...
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>>5996840
Next time start off saying you're just a boy toy. Explains much.

Talk to your dad about this.
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>>5996854

which one
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>>5996862
All of them.
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>>5996826

OMG Mariah is my queenbee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq09UkPRdFY
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>>5996823
I guess you have a point. I have a really high sex drive when it's me on my own, but I'm not sure I would be ballsy enough to try the things I want to with another person. Especially him.

>tfw licking/sucking someone's fingers is something you've always wanted to do
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hey gay folks, i need some gay anime recomendations... gf likes to see guys into eachother aparantly

though not hardcore or even strictly gay. i think hardcore or in your face gayness isnt the order of the day, more like accidental hand touching, blushing... you know like an undercurrent of feels that they dare not bring up.

if it has ninjas (for me) even better
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>>5996884
>>tfw licking/sucking someone's fingers is something you've always wanted to do

even after they've been up your butt?
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>>5996894
Free!
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http://gooeyjoe.tumblr.com/post/130890145326

I want to do this :3
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>>5996919

thanks but thats the one shes a huge fan of, she even has a jacket like they wear and posters on our wall, anything similar or maybe a little racier would be good
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>>5996894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ZpwMOV8Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXMuN4d4KQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgfmhaHESe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlAKn3Ia7Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dm9lz8RWwI
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>>5996928
Kuroko no Basuke is a sports anime
Its good apparently but idk if it has any fanservice
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>>5996884
Just say to them you want to do it, everyone has kinks. I'm sure most people would oblige. Just spend an evening both doing all the freaky stuff you want to do, it's a lot more fun than regular sex.
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>>5996929
>>5996934

thanks a lot guys
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>tfw no paladin bara tiddies
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>>5996895
I'm barely even getting used to the idea of doing gay stuff. That's a little much.

>>5996919
>>5996929
>mfw

First the Genos picture and now this. Are you trying to turn me gayer than I already am?

>>5996934
Haikyuu is pretty good too.
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>>5996947

just type gay anime, long
or gay anime sex, long

on youtube and you'll find a ton
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how adorable is Gatch out of 10?
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>>5996943
Depends on how far out the kinks are.
>>5996948
Start going to Christian powerlifting meet ups.
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>>5996975
0/10
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>>5996894
Oran host club and gravitation are both popular. If she just wants yummy men who look fabulous, I strongly recommend Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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>>5996986
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>>5996975

Is this like a young Bob Backlund?
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>>5996943
My tastes are pretty normal. Bondage/restraints, sensory deprivation, wax play, orgasm delay. Maybe a little rough and some choking. That sort of thing. It's pretty average, but somehow I can't really see myself wanting to do that with someone. Especially this friend of mine. But I'm still entertaining the idea all the same. It feels weird.
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>>5997030
The only one there that may make some people have second thoughts is the wax play, but if someone is open minded they may be into that.

So is this guy a love interest or is it a sexual thing? If its purely a sexual thing then just say you wanna try this stuff, have fun when you've got the chance. Believe me the time I got spanked for like half an hour straight was better than sex. Well, it was different than sex, really turns you on and you can't do anything about it.

>>5996980
Yeah, light stuff is generally quite universal and most people would like it, heavier kinks tend to be quite specific from person to person.
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How did you guys know if you were a top or bottom? Are you 100% one or the other?
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>>5997132
cus my butt goes up around my manly man
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>>5997132
I stuck my benis in a butt. It was cozy and warm. I stuck my butt on a benis. It was cozy and warm.

Versmasterrace
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>>5997138
>>5997133

yeah but i mean you must have known beforehand otherwise you wouldnt have done it that first time
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>>5996975
> posting my pic.
Yasss give me all the attention.

#ducklips

>>5996986
Rude.
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>>5997065
>The only one there that may make some people have second thoughts is the wax play,

Seriously? I've tried a fair assessment of kinks and honestly, I found wax play so tame as to be almost boring. I'm not exactly a hard bottom either, I like my pain from thumpy floggers, even a paddle can be too much for me. But with wax, I barely felt it. It strikes me as one of those scenes that's more for the look than anything else.
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>>5997148
Maybe your wax wasn't hot enough.
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>>5997143
Scientific method, sempai. Try both a few hundred times with a large and varied sample pool, aggregate your results, and publish. It's the only way to know for sure.
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>>5997148
Personally never tried it, it just seems much more intense than paddles or anything, but wax tends to be hot for an instant and then not. I just figured a lot of guys would find it to be quite a bit more up there than most of the other ones... Sure is hot though I wouldn't mind giving it a go.
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>>5997154
Maybe I don't know wtf I'm talking about. Isn't wax play that thing where you dribble a lit candle onto your body? It doesn't seem possible for the wax to be the wrong temperature since fire is fire. The candle was specifically for this purpose, and he was holding it close enough to make me glad I shave...

Are we talking about the same thing?
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>>5996960
>anon is nerdy and small
>guy that confessed is big, aggressive and likes to fight
He's gonna fuck you in the ass, anon. Better start loosening up and learn how to take an enema.
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>>5997147

>>5997147

you look so much better with your hair longer..never shave it off again

your hookup tonight is going to be all over you
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>>5997184
>he candle was specifically for this purpose,
That might have been the problem. If it was purposed for wax play, the wax might have a lower melting point, so that it doesn't result in burns.
Hot wax should be just this side of scalding. You should definitely feel something.
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>tfw no Jew bf to use me as his little cumdump
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>>5997240

>tfw no jew bf

I rather not have my foreskin sucked and ripped off with his teeth.
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>>5997132

I don't see msyelf bottoming ever, but that doesn't mean it might never happen. If you have interest in both, try it out and see what you want.
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>>5997065
He's a friend of mine that confessed that he was in love with me. We've known each other a while. I've never really thought of myself as "irl gay" because I'm mostly the 3DPD type. So I'm really conflicted right now and trying to figure out if I'm actually open to the thought of doing this kind of stuff or just considering it because of the thought of an actual, real person touching me.

>>5997148
You have to have the right kind of wax. Even then it's only hot for an instant, but can make the skin tender. I've tried it on myself a couple of times. I'm pretty sure I prefer that to flogging. I imagine it's more psychological than anything. Especially if you were blindfolded.

Pretty much this >>5997224. Though surprisingly enough, these candles I found are really good. But they're mostly used for church services.

>>5997219
He's not that big. Bigger than me and in better shape, sure. But not huge.

>He's gonna fuck you in the ass, anon

I'm not sure how I feel about that thought.
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>>5997263
>I'm not sure how I feel about that thought.
It should make your boipucci quiver, bro
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is there a STD-FREE dating site for gay men?

Everyone I meet lately tells me they have herpes lately. WTF...I'm not kissing or blowing anyone with that crap.
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>>5997263
>I'm not sure how I feel about that thought.
I wasn't saying he was huge. I'm just saying, the way you described him. He's clearly the more dominant type. You being smaller than him, and the more nerdy type, he's gonna make you his bitch.

Best start preparing that ass, anon.
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>>5996844

Sauce?
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>>5997263
>I'm not sure how I feel about that thought.
Honest question -- Have you ever played with your ass? If not, have you ever thought about it?
Does the thought of him fucking you turn you on?

Because honestly, he doesn't seem like the kind who'd want to take it, anon.
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>>5997285
Check your privilege
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>tfw another lonely weekend with no BF to watch tv with

I hate my life
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guess who went on their first date with a cute boy today~
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>>5997065
>light stuff is generally quite universal
alright faggots question time
how weird is a piss fetish considered to be
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>>5997331
How did it go?

>assuming it was you and not the boy you've been stalking
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>>5997332
Some guys are okay with it. I've done some kinky things, but never had the nerve to ask a guy about piss stuff.

>tfw no qt to piss up your ass after breeding you
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>>5997281
I guess once I get over the initial shock of the idea, it's kind of exciting.

>>5997292
>He's clearly the more dominant type.

I mean, I guess. I've always just kind of thought it's because he doesn't care about social graces. He just says whatever comes to mind. Which is why even though it was shocking to hear him say the word "love", the fact that he just turned to me and announced he was in love with me one day was so characteristic of him.

>Best start preparing that ass, anon.

I'm still not sure I'm ready for that kind of thing. And unless he's been keeping things from me, he's just as inexperienced as I am.

>>5997299
I think about it a lot more than I do it, but a few times, yeah. I usually wind up stopping though because I get kind of embarrassed. It's hard to explain.

The thought of us doing anything sexual is kind of shocking and makes me a little nervous, but I guess it's not a bad thought.
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>>5997332

I don't think it's too weird
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>>5997247
Why would he suck my dick
I'M the cumslut remember
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>>5997347
>kind of exciting
>not a bad thought
>done it a few times
Guess we already know who's going to be wearing the dress.

Just enjoy the ride, anon. Does the fact that you're going to be the "girl" in the relationship turn you on? He'll carry you to the bed like a princess, and hold you in his big strong arms and make sweet, tender love to you.
Pic related. You in the morning.
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>>5997332

Piss stuff is usually easy to ask about.

Several guys were okay with it, just in the shower
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>>5997377
>Does the fact that you're going to be the "girl" in the relationship turn you on? He'll carry you to the bed like a princess, and hold you in his big strong arms and make sweet, tender love to you.
Fuck yes! Sign me up!
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>>5997332
>how weird is a piss fetish considered to be
A guy I did the dirty with once asked me whilst drunk if I would piss in his face if he asked me to. I just laughed it off at the time. But I think he was serious.
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>>5997396
Well would you?

I think a lot of guys would oblige but not necessarily be into it.
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>>5997400
I would. But it would be a bit weird. Im a degenerate anyways so it's ok. Just as long as we don't have to rub shit in our faces or something.
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>>5997224
What do you recommend, just like a normal big cylinder candle?
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>tfw no qt Young Thug bf
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>>5997335
It was great! He was so nice and adorable <3
I met him on tinder (I know) about 4 months ago.
We hadn't met irl before because we live a while from each other and neither of us drive

I'm 18, pretty average looking, nothing special imo and He's 19, blonde hair, super cute and the epitome of twink

We basically walked around his town, went to mcdonalds and then sat at a park bench and cuddled and talked for an hour before I had to leave. It was cute.
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>>5997424
>tfw no rope
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>>5997419
I'd recommend trying a bunch of different ones. Candles are pretty cheap.
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Whats your favourite beatles song /lgbt/
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>>5997449
fucking kill me
i don't want to live without a qt Young Thug bf
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>>5997462
She Came in Through -> Golden Slumbers -> Carry that Weight
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>>5997464
why is he so cute bros :3
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>>5997466
Good choice anon
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>>5997462
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
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>>5997462
Eleanor Rigby
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>>5997490
can't snuff the scruff
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>>5997492
Ahh! look at all the lonely people
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>>5997490
That's because Rock music is still a popular art form. It hasn't lost mass appeal and become a niche form like jazz or classical. As long as it remains popular, it will carry some of the trappings of pop music.
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>>5997516
it's a meme you dip
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kind of want to live in london
but kind of dont
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>>5997529
very expensive
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>>5997507
I see so many sad and lonely people at work. It sort of hits home.

>>5997520
Your face is a meme.
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>>5997529

you should, its fun

if you do i can show you aroudn all the landmarks and stuff

Its so cool to live in such an old place - my high school was 512 years old when I graduated, and my house is 80 years old.

Everything has such a great air of history!
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>>5997538
>Your face is a meme.
r-rude
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>>5997529
Threadly reminder that London is a nanny state full of Muslims
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>>5997550

the only people who think that are people who get their news from 4chan and don't live in london desu
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>>5997529
Have my house, I want to leave this place.
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>>5997552
>and don't live in london
Because in London you aren't allowed to think that
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>>5997538
Whats your job ?
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>>5997544
Sorry bb. I'm low on sleep and cranky.
>>5997560
I work at a library.
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>>5997557

onus propandi, dummy
plus, you have constructed a case where i am unable to defend myself or disagree with you, making the course of your argument invalid
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>>5997563

>TFW NO MUSCULAR BUT QUIET AND NICE BF WITH A BIG DICK WHO WORKS AT A LIBRARY

AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
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>>5997567
>onus propane
Literally Google, you faggot:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_the_United_Kingdom

You can't disagree because it's a fact.
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>>5997577
>propane
Now I can't stop giggling. Self giggles are best giggles.
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>>5997577

i dont see the bit where saying you dont like london is against the law

can you point that out for me?
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>>5997563
I would love to work in a library all the books i could read.
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>>5997534
truuu but i am frugal af
the only thing im worried about is affordable housing but im not worried about living in ghetto areas shits normal for me. would be doing it as a student too probably be able 2 find houseshares n shit or w/e.
>>5997540
i like the diversity of culture
+ shit actually happens there its like the only globally relevant english city
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>>5997586
Propane aside, that wasn't what I said. I said you can't admit that London is an awful Muslim shithole lacking free speech. You can say you love it all you like. In fact, it's required.
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>>5997590

manchester is relevant if youre an engineer or computer scientist, and edinburgh is relevant for oil reasons

but yeah, london is the best english city imo except for maybe Oxford.
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>>5997595

If I were to say "I dont like living in london because I hate muslims and there are too many of them" to you, thats not against the law.

Whats against the law is proclaiming it in a public place, shouting it from my roof, or writing about it in a newspaper of magazine type thing

I can be as repulsively racist as I like in private conversation.

Additionally, you are confusing the law-based American judicial system with the precedent-based English one. bear in mind that just because there is scope in law to ban something, it isn't actually banned. Judges in the UK effectively decide the law themselves, without heavy reference on paper laws.
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>>5997571
Never say never.
Also: post butt pics.
>>5997588
It is pretty great. Pay could be better, but other then that it's cool.
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>bf was hit by a car while cycling
>suffered major organ damage
>finally died due to complications
what a week
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>>5997602
>I have as much freedom of speech as mummy allows in my room when she's not home

>without heavy reference on paper laws
Kek that's even better.
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>>5997610
Ohh cheer up everything will get better
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>>5997616

i dont know about you, but if I see a newspaper article advocating "killing all the gays" I sure as hell want its author to be arrested.

>"b-but real men take abuse and do nothing about it!"

The law is there to protect me, and i am happy for it to continue to do so.
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>>5997610
Sounds like you're in for a trip to the library.

[spoiler]but jesus christ that's horrifying and im sad for you[/spoiler]
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>>5997608

you are *such* a dog, ann
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>>5997622
>The law is there to protect me, and i am happy for it to continue to do so.

Please be memeing me and not exhibiting stockholm syndrome.
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>>5997633

>living willingly in a country where people can threaten to kill you without consequence
>calling me the stockholm syndrom suffere

kk
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>>5997639
>living willingly in a country where people can threaten to kill you without consequence

This from the guy living with all those muslims.
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>>5997644

:)

cry moar
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>>5997629
Great butt, why is it called shorts BTW if it goes all the way to the feet?
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>>5997653

I don't know, thats just what I always called them. Maybe "compression pants" would make more sense...

I have another pair that are actual shorts as well though.
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>>5997628
>a trip to the library.
what? why?
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>>5997647
>tfw just passing time between posts from cinnamon roll anon and captain autism's boyfriend ;_;
Haven't I cried enough?
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>>5997668

d'aww

im sorry for arguing with you bb <3
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>>5997660
>>5997538
>>5997563
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>>5997658
Haha wear them please and take pictures :3

Jk
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>>5997596
ye im creatively focused
london inspires me in a lot of ways
its where my roots are
the more i think about it the more it makes sense to go back there
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>>5997462

Yellow submarine
..not even kidding, I love that song
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>>5997538
YOU THERE
DELETE THIS AT ONCE
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>>5997610
That's rough. I'm pulling for you.
>>5997629
Shut up. You love it. ;)
Nice butt btw.
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>>5997703
I thought you were pulling for this guy >>5997629
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>>5997684
Where about London are you from?
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>making stories up about a imaginary bf who doesn't exist who got hit by a car and died

What's wrong with you anon?
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>>5997713

for >>5997610
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>>5997713
I, too, liked that picture.

The other anon is actually Nicholas Cage.
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>>5997692
Ha must be because of ringo's vocals
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>>5997713
>>5997720
>people never die
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>>5997462
glass onion
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>>5997735
They just fade
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>>5997741

into oblivion
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>>5997709
D A G E N H A M reppin
rated one of the single worst places to live in the UK lol
i was born in essex tho
but by roots i meant my family and how they act
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>tfw can't even wank one out in my house because it smells like musky dick afterwards

>too hot to go outside and wank one out by my favorite tree in the woods
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>>5997703
ann post tiddies, butt and lats
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>>5997787

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https://data.desustorage.org/fit/image/1447/10/1447101921599.jpg

here's his pics from /fit/
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>>5997785
what?????????? go wash your fucking dick
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>>5997846

so does he smear his camera lens in vaseline every day or what
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>>5997858

>not living in a humid environment
>not understanding that dicks, asses, vaginas & sex stinks up a room

go back to your igloo
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>>5997870

im with the other guy

you need to take a shower, asap
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>>5997846
That's a bit creepy.
>>5997865
Nope. Just a shitty web cam.
Till just a couple weeks ago, i was a luddite with a track phone.
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>>5997870


febreze?
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>>5997876

how about you just suck on my musky dick cockwhore
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Why do people still think gay men use FABULOUS? The campy ones now use even older terms from Paris is Burning
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>>5997846
as the guy asked for pics, even I think that's creepy
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>>5997891

only if you disinfect it first
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>>5997884

I save and reflect on every single one of your posts.
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>>5997901

make your saliva my disinfectant

>the enzymes lysozyme and peroxidase, defensins, cystatins and an antibody, IgA, are all antibacterial. Thrombospondin and some other components are antiviral. A protease inhibitor, secretory leukocyte protease inhibitor, is present in saliva and is both antibacterial and antiviral, and a promoter of wound healing.
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>>5997846
>that bulge-y beefpouch
Mmm
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>>5997912

just more proof we should be licking each other and swapping spit
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>>5997846
>that fupa
Grosss
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>>5997903
o.0
>>5997916
>that bulge-y beefpouch
N-not fat, just bulking.
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>>5997884
>https://data.desustorage.org/fit/image/1448/67/1448672736959.jpg

I didn't know you had a beard!
you have gone up 2 points on the Husbando Scale
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>>5997947
>https://data.desustorage.org/fit/image/1447/10/1447101921599.jpg
wait till you see his face ;)
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>>5997945

how nice would you rate yourself out of 10?

With 10 being Ghandi, 0 being Mengele and 5 being the average guy.
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>>5997968
The safe answer is average guy.
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>>5997945
I was referring to your famalamadingdong
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>>5997929
>Grosss
ikr. The love handles were worse in my opinion. That was about 20lbs ago though. I'm at a svelte 185 now.
>>5997947
Thanks bb.
>>5997968
>With 10 being Ghandi, 0 being Mengele
I don't know, about a 6.
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>>5998003

real men are 200lbs or over, feggit
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>>5997985
Ah. Well then. Carry on.
>>5998007
It's a terrible cycle of bulking and cutting. Hopefully after next bulk, I'll stay over 200 forever.
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>>5997968
>implying Gandhi was a nice guy
Dude always declares war on me
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>>5998051
I was playing that yesterday, doing the 1 city challenge. Gandhi can be kind of OP
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>>5998051

thats because in Civ 4 a leader's aggressiveness was ranked from 1-256, and Ghandi started off as a 2. All good, except that if you befriended him, traded with him, and was generally nice to him, his "aggressiveness value" would get reduced by 3. This being a computer system, instead of a new value of "-1", the value rolled over and Ghandi would end up with an aggressiveness value of 256 instead.

This was so funny to the devs, they deliberately put Ghandi's "Willingness to use nukes" value in Civ 5 as being 9/10, just for laughs. Ingame therefore, the moment Ghandi acquires nukes he will immediately turn into a sociopathic warmonger.
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>>5998051
have you considered not being an oppressive shitlord
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>>5998051

>nice

>constructs all the nukes

Pls, no- no bully, Ghandi kun
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>>5998083
Have you considered not being a faggot
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I should meet possible bf (cute adorable younger twink bottom) in few weeks for the 1st time & hope this planned fuck session will be good for both of us (he's living pretty far away & we can't see each other often)
but
i'm inexperienced (not him) & he's taller (in every way possible) - 2 things that worried me a bit.
e-everything will be fine, just awkward at worst, right?

also I'm thinking to fuck some random guy before that
to have more confidence & at least 1 gay experience: ...good or bad idea?
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>>5998182
why would i do that?
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>tfw your boyfriend admits that he thinks monogamy isn't natural, and gay men especially shouldn't have to follow it
>sex isn't love, so it's not a big deal
>reassures you he'll never cheat

Why can't gay men just focus on one person to have sex with for the rest of their lives?
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>>5998189
>awkward at worst
worst is you poop on him. or fart while he's rimming you.

>good or bad idea
bad idea
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>>5998200
biological imperative. its all men m8.
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>>5998200
>sex isn't love, so it's not a big deal
D R O P P E D
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>>5997377
It's kind of laughable picturing him doing something like that.

Like I said he's pretty rough around the edges. He's generally not a gentle person. I think I'd be kind of embarrassed if he tried a princess carry on me anyway.

>that pic related

But wouldn't it be the top's hips that hurt?
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>>5998189

Obviously thats a terrible idea you faggot

who cares if youre inexperienced? maybe youll suck at sex initially, but im sure you guys can fit in plenty of practice - you'll shape up quickly
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>>5998215
How do we fix men?

>>5998219
Well he said one can separate making love and sex that's for fun, but like that matters.
If he ever has sex with someone else, I'll lose it.
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>>5998190
Because you are mentally ill and you need help
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>>5998200
Pro tip he's already cheating on you and he's trying to make breaking the news easier to you by saying that.
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>>5998241
but jesus made me this way
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>>5998265
>worshipping jesus
>being polytheist
This is why you are being punished by this sexual immorality sickness
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Fucking hell man, some guy just crashed his brand new Mercedes outside my house, rolled it onto the roof.

The noise was horrendous. He must have gone for an overtake and just slammed it into a island crossing, ripped it clean out the floor and landed upside down in the other lane. I think my friend took a pic I'll post it when I get in.
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>>5998350

wicked!
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my apartment smells like shit

where are mexican women when you need them
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>>5998361
Hopefully when trump is president they will be back in Mexico where they belong
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>>5998375
shut the fuck up you idiot I cant clean my own house and I don't trust white/black women with my stuff
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>>5998233
>>5998233
But you like it rough right? :^)
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>>5998200
>ex's biggest fantasy is getting gangbanged by a ton of strangers
>brings up polygamy
>talks about his ex
Probably should've seen the signs but oh well. Get outta there asap yo
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>>5998384
>don't trust white people
>trust a person who is breaking the law every day by being in a country illegally
Great logic m80
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>>5997147
Buckeyes a shit.
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>>5998435
well that's a stupid law so who cares if it's being broken
not me :)
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>>5998350
but is he qt?

>or was he
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>>5998403
I mean, I said I do. I'll admit that I've gotten off to trap porn and gay anime stuff. But I just thought I was gay for cartoons if that makes any sense. I always kind of assumed I was "straight irl" or something.

So the thought of doing sexual things with a living, breathing person who is both a guy and my friend doesn't feel wrong exactly, but it feels weird. Really, really weird.
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>>5998443
So you think borders are stupid laws? Why don't you open your home to me then and let me stay there, and while I'm there I'll eat your food, watch your television, wear your clothes and fuck your partner becase I'm already in your house and entitled to everything that's yours. And you can't kick me out if your house because I'll claim that's racist
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>>5998503
>Why don't you open your home to me then and let me stay there
come over.
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>>5998519
Can I come too?
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>>5998522
yeah, why not
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>>5998519
Hope you don't mind if I take whatever I want, considering you don't trust white people yet you'll let a total white stranger like me in your home
:^)
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>>5998519
can my 500 nigger friends come over too?

I promise we will only loot what we can carry
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>>5998560
bring condoms

>>5998566
don't bring condoms
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>>5997529
Rough terrain, difficult to get a decent line in.
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I just ordered two fat greasy burgers from one of the shittiest fast food restaurants in town

I will ruin my twink body ;-;
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>>5998498
>I'll admit that I've gotten off to trap porn and gay anime stuff.
>I just thought I was gay for cartoons if that makes any sense
>I always kind of assumed I was "straight irl" or something.

Lol what the fuck how did you not realize you were a faggot before now?
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>>5998575
>implying I would ever fuck an open borders advocate that is too lazy to clean his own home
I got standards bruv, sorry.
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>>5998605
well fuck.
hmu if you ever change your mind
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>>5998597
a twink that eats meat?

BABY PLEASE

WE WILL GRILL OUT EVERY DAY TOGETHER

I just want a QT partner to eat rare steaks with and then have hot gay pound for pound sex with.
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>mfw this is what gays talk about
You guys should be less racist and less misogynistic.
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>>5998619
do most twinks not eat meat or something?
meat is literally most of my diet
also
>not eating your steaks blue rare
get the fuck out, pleb
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>>5998627
>do most twinks not eat meat or something?
WHAT???
You can't be a homo and not eat meat.
It's a requirement in order to be a true gay.
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>>5998627
lot of twinks eat my meat haha
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>>5998619
sounds good

but theres probably an ocean between us
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>>5998619
??
meat is good for you
why wouldn't a twink eat it?
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>>5998626
>implying there is anything wrong with being a misogynist
fuck off tumblr
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>>5998626
If you don't like it you Can fuck off back to tumblr you over sensitive faggot
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>>5998626
women should be rounded up and killed. Niggers too. That would cut off the HIV numbers by a good percentage.
>>
GAYS ARE AN OPPRESSED MINORITY
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>>5998626

Damn nigga, change yo tampon
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>>5998652
>>5998653
>tumblr bogeyman
That's just called not being an asshole, you know.
>>5998657
Great post polbro, great content, I'm impressed.
>>5998665
>ad hominem
Really?
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>>5998661
we are though. Next to trannies, we're the ones most likely to be beaten and hanged. And yet feminists say we don't deserve a voice. Fuck everything
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>>5998669
>ad hominem

Jokes on you, I don't understand big words
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>>5998669
fuck off to femgen you cunt
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>>5998682
As exepected of racist misogynistic retards.
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>>5998682
BUILD WALL
U
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W
A
L
L
>>
Lots of sexual tension in this thread.
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>>5998695
It's actually a tranny just ignore it
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>>5998699
>>5998704

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ58Og9KJtc
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>>5998699
Kill yourself tranny cunt

>>5998711
fuck, can we petition Hiro to make a new board for T so they can just disappear?
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>>5998676
feminists don't say that, shut up
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>>5998732
>feminists deny gay men a public voice because they think we are so privleged
>tumblranon says we're wrong and to shut up

once again, women being hypocritical and silencing us. Wow what a surprise
>>
Men should be rounded up and killed. The y chromosome is pure shit.
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>>5998729
>fuck, can we petition Hiro to make a new board for T so they can just disappear?
I think we need to, every thread hates them and they even hate each other. Trannies go into threads they're not welcome and always make it about themselves because they're attention starved.
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Building walls is what mexicans do to keep out undesirables. Pic related

We should respect Mexican culture by building a wall of our own. >>5998732
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I'm going to start writing fanfiction about gay men and lesbians falling in love over their hate of trannies and learning to appreciate the other genitalia.

Maybe with enough exposure to non-binary sexualities you guys would be less hateful and rigid and more open.
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>tfw a spot has appeared on my butt and i might be getting laid tonight

fuckk my life
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>>5998777
maybe it'll pop while he's pounding your cheeks. 2 birds with 1 stone.
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>>5998451
Nah, some big old guy with tattoos. I think he was drunk.
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>>5998753
what is the point of women? They have done absolutely nothing for humanity. They're not even funny and fail to understand basic math.
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>>5998785
And they say romance is dead.
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>>5998777
He will fuck you anyway, if you're really worried put some foundation/concealer on it.
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>>5998751
That's only an incredibly small portion of the radical feminist group.
When feminists do speak up against gay men, they criticize mainstream gay culture, which is indeed incredibly cancerous.
I have never met one single feminist who actually had ill feelings toward gay men. What a great excuse you have created to demonize them, though.
Go suck Trump's supporters' balls, I'm sure they will treat you with a lot more respect, consideration and dignity than feminists ever could. I know most fags on here get off on being humiliated and dehumanized, so you'll probably enjoy it.
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>>5998442
Say that to my face you shit.
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>>5998777
>excuse to post butt #127
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>>5998768
but lesbians are horrible because they're women

women are horrible
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>>5998803
Hope you enjoy the gogoplata, you Ohio scum.
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>>5998768
>tfw you will never hate fuck a lesbian
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>>5998802
Like I give a fuck about women.

>mainstream gay culture
they adore women. They worship them and dress in drag to imitate them. They surround themselves with faghags. What the fuck are you talking about. The fact that they're so pro-women is what makes them cancerous in the first place

>i've never met a single feminist that hated gay men
like the ones on current mainstream news outlets that say gay men are too privileged and should shut up?

>go suck trump's balls
I'd be glad too. He will finally make America great again.
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>>5998777
>tfw birthmark on butt
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>>5998651
bc of being enviromentally conscious
and it is overall a much much much healthier lifestyle if you are making the correct dietary substitutions

and for me personally how can you even want to eat the flesh of a sentient being like a pig that is just as self-aware and emotive as ur dog or ur cat but i know that is a controversial opinion bc it tastes yummy in ur tummy
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>>5998839
i'm surprised you haven't hate fucked a little boy in your Synagogue yet.
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>>5998839

I will become the lesbian hatefuckers deserve
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>>5998880
do it. We all know rabbi is in denial anyways. He's one barely legal boy away from going full homo pedo.
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>>5998839
Good feel
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>>5998811
>tfw have scar on my stomach
fml
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>>5998904
Still cute
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>>5998867
Mosquitos are sentient. Wouldn't it be worse to kill one than kill a pig considering at least the pigs body is used for something?
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>>5998880
You already look like lesbian.
(:

>>5998899
17+ =/= paedo
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>>5998839

>tfw no tomboy lesbian to no-repercussions vaginally experiment with
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