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Who is it you wish was in your bed tonight?

Cis les skype group: [email protected]
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>>5988555
>Who is it you wish was in your bed tonight?
URMOM
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>>5988572
She is a lovely woman anon. Good choice.
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Right in the feels. Why did you do that?

I was going to make the new thread and it was going to be cozy, not sad.
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I literally just asked her to come sleep with me.

>tfw she's like a thousand kilometers away.
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>>5988555

OP y

y u do this

Nice trips though.
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>>5988555
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>>5988589
>>5988624
It is not enough that I succeed. Others must fail!
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>>5988438
> limited to 4096
Can you push a temp file with the list of files to the systems? Yeah, I know kludge, but...

Yeah, I hate clunky hacks too. I'm beginning to think they are becoming more common as people try to go to greater levels of abstraction.
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>>5988666
>hail Satan

I don't know why most people hate clunky hacks. There's nothing cooler than a completely messy unreadable program that somehow magically just works.

Also, why is everyone in /lesgen/ a geek from /g/?
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The awesome qt I've been seeing.

I can't stop fantasizing about her and I don't think it's healthy send help
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>>5988555
>ensure tfwnogf posting: check
>include "cis" for baiting: check
Well done anon. At least we got blessed with dubtrips.

Any more European insomnia master race here? I should eat something because I'm getting too hungry to sleep but I don't want to mess disturb my teeth. They need beauty sleep too
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>>5988711
>Any more European insomnia master race here?

Ayup.
On the bright side, im in PRIME vidya with american friends hours now, so thats nice.
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>>5988603
Also
>tfw she didn't even respond.
She hardly ever responds anyway.

Why do I do this, lesgen?
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>>5988711
>but I don't want to mess disturb my teeth.

Eyy, I thought I was the only one who worried about this. Maybe I go overboard though.

>tired and hungry
>more tired than hungry
>ok just go to sleep

>tired and hungry
>more hungry than tired
>fuck if i eat that's going to be at least an hour before i can brush my teeth and go to sleep because they say if you brush your teeth soon after eating it wears down the enamel so i have to eat first and then wait a bit to brush and then i might not even be as tired and it's already been 12 hours since i brushed damn
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>>5988707
Why are redheads so damn hot
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Boyish girls are making me all hot and bothered for the first time in a long time.
>tfw no qt babyface tomboy gf that wants to be dominant but ends up submitting her body to me
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>>5988825
EAST COAST
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C
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>>5988831
No
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>>5988860
Er, west coast?
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>>5988825

>babyface

Wait.
Women exist who don't mind this a massive turn-off?
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>>5988705
I'm here for /lgbt/ only. I had enough with fighting computers in the past. Now I just want them to work and do what I want now.

>>5988707
<--
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>>5988870
Mexico

>>5988877
I like cute girls so it doesn't bother me.
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>>5988884
Dammit, Kek, quit getting my hopes up
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>>5988751
Normally I wouldn't care, I'd chew a gum for a few minutes and leave it be. It's just that my contraceptives (which I quit a few months ago) screwed up my gums real bad, so I have to be really careful to not worsen it even further. It sucks so bad.
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>>5988888
So you're a cute subby tomboy, anon?
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>>5988884

WAIT. You're telling me, an American, that Mexicans have internet? Does your family come from a long line of wealthy drug smugglers? How many guns do you have to arm yourself with in order to leave the house?
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>>5988902
For the right person, yes.
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>>5988895

Are you sure it was the birth control (bislut get out reee) and not your nasty habit of eating before bed and then chewing sugary gum and sitting with that in your teeth for 8 hours?
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>>5988910
I see. Is there anything I can do for you to forgive me? Besides killing myself, stop coming here, and all that.
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>>5988942
You are already forgiven, Kek. But our love can never be.
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>>5988953
Why?
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>>5988971
Because I can never be your qt Japanese waifu.
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>>5988877

Is it a turnoff? God damnit. People always think I'm super young and then laugh and say "oh well that's a good thing! you'll be happy for that years from now!" Well right now I feel pissed that chicks see me and think I'm a kid, fuck.
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>>5988987
Even if you're howaito piggu, I don't mind as long as you're qt.
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>>5989021
I'm not white either.
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>>5989026
Black?
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>>5988996

I feel your feels, anon.
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>>5989033
Y-yes.
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>tfw sub tomboy
>tfw get crushes on girls all the time
>tfw too much of an autist to ever get a gf

my spirit animal is a neckbeard
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>>5989064
>tfw no qt black gf.
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>>5989064
Are you qt?
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>>5989104
EAST COAST
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C
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>>5989092
Just use your tomboyish charms to land a cute gf.
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>>5989126
I don't have charm, I'm just awkward and too shy with girls and end up going full autist
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>>5989117
M-maybe, I'd let you be the judge of that.
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Is anyone here a regex genius that knows how to filter these kinds of stupid posts? >>5989122


By the way, >>5989122, quit thinking that everyone here is in the United Snakes. Most of us aren't.
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>>5989092

>also sub tomboy
>probably have huge crush on you but also too damn autist
>maybe mistaking your cold social indifference for lack of interest?
>maybe if I figure out the right things to say or do then I could break through your shell and we could be cute autists together?
>seriously this shit kills me
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>>5988940
Oh hon, you're just jelly you don't get to deal with bleeding every month.
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>>5989139
Sorry, anon, I promise to be more specific next time.
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If I could have one superpower, if would be the ability to look at a woman and know if she had ever had sex with another woman.
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>>5989142
my only hope is someone who is very outspoken takes interest in me so I can get a gf, because even if someone likes me if they don't say it directly I'll be way too autistic to realize
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>>5989142

>tfw I assume rejection by women as the default so the more attracted I am to someone, the more cold and reserved I act towards them
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>>5989170
A M E N (Europe)
M
E
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(Europe)
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>>5989190
So you sort of reject them first out of fear they'll reject you?

>iktf
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>>5989211

Yeah kind of, but it's more like I distance myself from them because I'm horrible at hiding my feelings and I'm afraid they'll easily figure out that I like them and they'll see me as some perverted weirdo from that moment on.
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>>5988603
>>5988749

>tfw even lesgen doesn't talk to me anymore.

Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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>>5989280
This is a reply just for you, anon. Cheer up.
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>>5989286
T-thanks
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>>5989280

I didn't respond because I assumed that your question was hypothetical, but if you want an actual answer, I'd say loneliness.

It is kind of weird to ask a girl to come to bed with you when it's a ldr and she's like in a whole different country tbhsu famoolie
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>>5988751
That waiting period only applies if what you ate was p acidic.
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>>5989311
Yeah, I know it's weird. I'm weird like that.
And you're right. I'm so fucking lonely.

Wish someone would just kill me.
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>>5988555
Anyone. I guess I don't know her yet. I'm just holding out and knowing that when I finally meet her this will all have been worth it! I hope.
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>>5989280
Hey anon I just got here! Talk to me!
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>>5989374
H-hi
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Is it just me or is the admin of the Skype group a bio male in disguise?
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>>5989389
>implying anyone else on the skype group is a cis woman.
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>>5989385
Hello! I'm sorry you feel alone anon. I can tell you with certainty from personal experience that you can be at rock bottom for numerous years and it won't even kill you though.
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>>5989403
Yeah, I know that.

I guess I'm just feeling more sad than usual tonight.

OP's theme for this thread didn't help at all.
I guess that's why they say OP is a fag.
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>>5989416
Yeah... Not fun to be laying in bed feeling cold and lonely and then go on 4chan to see this thread. Like, dammit now I have to go listen to sad music and make myself feel worse until 3am.
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>>5989389
You know, there was that
>btw im a boy
poster who asked if people would be bothered if he opened a lesbian club so that he could watch everyone on the screens. And the replies gave them their blessing. How horrifying

>>5989170
Mine would be to eat as much as I want without health repercussions.
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>>5989389
You haven't seen her on cam?
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>>5989441
This. I had a borderline eating disorder in my teen years that kept me skinny before I took up running... I still restrict what I eat and don't have cheat days or whatever because it bothers me. I kinda wish I could just binge sometimes without feeling bad about it.
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>>5989496
Oh yours is about your weight/image. Mine is mainly because I'm a glutton and want to eat cookies and processed shit all the time without getting zits or dying.
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>>5989490
>her
the admin of the lesgen skype group is a mtf/bio male that's why I declined to join it
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>>5989505
That would be wonderful. I guess it's a little different though.
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>>5989517
Yeah we have a lot in common wanna have sex?
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>>5989515
proof?
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>>5989515
Oooohhhhh DRAMA !! Finally something exciting in my life!!
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>>5989515
I don't think so, she just has a bit of tranny voice.
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>>5989554

Jim Carrey is a legend tbqh.
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>>5989527
The art of seduction right there
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>>5989566
Can't hate me for trying.
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>>5989530
proof? you want me to post a picture of the skype admin's penis to prove that he's a man?
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>>5989603
Eh, I do find boldness to be pretty attractive to be honest
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>>5989527
Can I join pls
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>>5989648
No, sorry no males allowed.
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>>5989635
I knew you'd come around. If you're near pdx let's get busy.
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>>5989620
>>5989666
So... Does this mean we're gonna be taking about boys again?
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>>5989751
That girl has a way too big body for her head
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I want to taste a vagina.
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>>5989092
Pls
I'm now crushing on a girl four years my junior because she is nice to me, I need help.
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>>5989842
I've only tasted one but it was breety good.
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>>5989849
>four years my junior

How old?
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>tfw no italian gf
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>>5989851
I'm impatiently waiting for my chance to arrive.
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>>5989882
I'm 25 and she's 21, so not into creepy territory imo. Honestly I think what I want most right now is to be friends but I can't help but feel inadequate even in that regard; we're both newcomers to the rugby team at my uni this semester so there is a high instance of gayness anyways, I kinda think she's straight though. My goal for when I see her next is to suggest we hang out or something though, I only have one good friend and could use more.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLE4YkUAFR8

>>5989849
>>5989911
That's peanuts, go for it unless she is emotionally immature.

For me I think I'd have to put the limit at 30 years younger. She should at least be able to buy me a drink as part of her moves trying to seduce me. ;)
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>>5989902
Would you lick your straight friend's pussy?

That goes to the rest of lesgen too.
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>>5989937

If she was attractive and clean and wasn't cheating on a boyfriend, why not.

[spoiler]I'm not a good person or anything, I just don't want fresh jizz on my lips[/spoiler]
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>>5989958
That's a good answer
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>>5989958
>I just don't want fresh jizz on my lips
For some reason that never bothered me. As long as good poly negotiations happened and everybody agreed. I'd have no issues.
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>>5989963

If you aren't a gold star, I could see why it wouldn't bother you.
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>>5989963
what would good poly negotiations consist of?
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Gonna be real lewd for a second sorry

I have been casually naked in front of cis dudes all all turns as of late

I feel like a fucking queen bee beautiful bitch knowing they want it and will never get it.

There is something seriously wrong with me.
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>>5990020

Lol you slut. I don't even feel comfortable being naked in front of my own mom. My body is for my gfs eyes only.
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>>5990032
I wish I was your gf
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>>5989937
Yeah, why not? She's a virgin and I'm starting to suspect she's also gay.
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>>5990038

Me too. But I doubt you live near me, given that it's 3:30am where I live.
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>>5989937
I only lick vagina that is my girlfriends. If my girlfriend is straight that is unfortunate but how the cookie crumbles.

>>5989963
Only monogamy is real and satisfying. Poly is just unstable losers trying to justify their lack of commitment.
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>>5989937
I have.
Made out and we felt each others boobs too.
I don't recommend it.
She was drunk.
I texted her a bunch of times after, and called her a few times too.
She didn't respond.
Got ghosted.
Haven't heard from her since, but I know she's alive cause she's updated her Facebook.
Nothing about me.
Mutual friends ask why we aren't friends anymore.
Don't know what to say.
Tell them IDK, or I don't want to talk about it.
I'm pretty sure she thinks I date-raped her
(not true, I was just as drunk as her and she seemed pretty enthusiastic about everything at the time).
This isn't fair.
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>>5989963
go back to bi-gen --->
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>>5990292
fuuuuuuck.

that sucks. maybe she's super conflicted though. maybe she's not ignoring you out of hatred/disgust. She could just be running away from her newly awakened lezzy feelings.
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>>5990292

She was just disappointed. She was probably looking forward to her first lesbian experience, maybe even had a little crush on you, maybe wanted to ask you out but had to make sure she liked lesbian sex first so she had a little booze to relax and loosen your inhibitions and make it easier to seduce you. Finally, the big moment came....
And your drunk ass fucking sucked.

So now she's questioning her entire interest in girls and is avoiding you because she doesn't want to lead you on because she's never going to let you anywhere near her pussy ever again and doesn't want to even look you in the eyes after realizing how much of a disappointment you are. Nice job, anon, you blew it.
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>>5990292
My only straight girl friend spend a week-end with me last november. It was pretty obvious she wanted to sleep with me but I didn't do anything since she had a boyfriend and I was too afraid to fall for her after. No news since this.
I hate straight girls.
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>>5990300
I wish. I don't think so. She posted on facestalker some shiz about wanting to go clubbing with her (in a way that seemed to imply they would be on a manhunt).

>>5990307
She moaned a lot. She climaxed. She explicitly said how great it fealt. I don't think she was faking it.
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>>5990320
>clubbing with her
*clubbing with her straight lady friends
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>>5989389
>bio male in disguise
I must say, at least you tried to be original in your formulation.
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>>5989937
>Would you lick your straight friend's pussy?

I have. We were both just out of relationships, drinking as usual, and she mentioned that her ex-boyfriend never went down on her. I told her that was my favorite thing to do. She started asking me a lot of sexual questions about what I did with my girlfriends and then she just blurted out "would you go down on me if I asked?" I said yes the and rest is history.
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>>5990570

Aftermath?

>>5990320
>She posted on facestalker some shiz about wanting to go clubbing with her (in a way that seemed to imply they would be on a manhunt).

This could be interpreted two completely opposite ways

>She didn't like it and is more reassured of her heterosexuality

>She liked it and is trying to run away from that

Straight girls are fucking confusing.
But whatever, it's time to move on either way if she's ignoring you.
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>tfw got off 6 fucking times yesterday night and still horny
I hate after periods days.
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>>5990629
iktf senpai

Once was enough for me last night but damn, my fantasies are so intense, sometimes I worry that I'm going to be disappointed when (if...) I date an irl woman.
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>>5990754
Pretty sure I wouldn't let my girlfriend out of the bed for the entire day and night when I'm like this. Too bad I don't have any, and it's been 4 years since I've touched someone.
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Met this girl at a thing the other night and she texted me today, she's super qt
The only thing is she's 34 and I'm 20 do you think she hasn't realised at it will put her off? Would you date a girl this much younger?
Like I'm still in college and stuff, will I seem to juvenile to her? I'm scared about going on a date and then the penny drops and she's like oh I'm gonna leave now.
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>>5990806

Fuck it.

O H I O

H

I

O
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>>5990871
>it's always the wrong continent
I'm in Europe.
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>>5990860
what's the worst that could happen?
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>>5990888

>tfw all these horny anons in yurop
>tfw not backpacking through yurop to meet them all
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>>5988825
>tfw dominant tomboy by default
>tfw babyface
Finally, my genes seem to be paying off. Thanks for making me feel good, internet stranger
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>>5990871
G O K I G E N Y O
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Think about it like this. There's two species. In one there's two sexes, only opposite sex couples can reproduce and only one of the sexes can carry offspring. In the other there's one sex, any couple can reproduce and any individual can carry offspring.

What survival advatages does the first spices have over the second?

Basically why do men exist?
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>>5991463
And now back on lesgen's favorite topics, men and heterosexuality!
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>>5989973
It's been a long time, but everybody in the poly group is OK with everybody else in the poly group. The reason this is needed is you all are effectively having sex with each other even if you aren't. This is due to disease transmission, etc.. I also like to know that my partners are being treated nicely by their other partners too. For more I'd recommend you visit some polyamory sites.

>>5990020
lol I've also been that way in the past. I'm much more private now.

>>5990088
Such a small mind to think that commitment can't be there. I deeply love my two partners. I also know if there was only one of them, I'd have burned that one out long ago. Emotionally I'm very high maintenance due to the abuse and loss I have in my past. We've all been through thick and thin together.
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>>5991463
Well that wouldn't be an all female species, it would be a species wherein every individual has male and female reproductive organs. Which do exist.
well what would prevent an individual impregnating themself if they have all the kit?
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>>5991488
>Which do exist.
SNAIL HIJACK
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>>5990983
>dominant cute tomboy
Please have your way with me.
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>>5991512

Aww.

>>5991151

Gokigenyou, Buckeye-oneesama.
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>>5991488
>well what would prevent an individual impregnating themself if they have all the kit?
So if two members of the same sex could get each other pregnant, then that would mean people could also get themselves pregnant and reproduction wouldn't be sexual anymore.

Is this where the mandatory gf law comes in? To prevent the degeneracy of asexual reproduction?
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>>5991507
_@'_' snail and slug friendship hijack '_'__
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>>5991556
Snail love!
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>>5991578
_@ó_ò oh no poor social anxiety snail
it needs special snail friendship '_'@_
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I just kissed a 60yo-looking teacher in my dream and I liked it. Am I becoming mommy issues?
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>>5991463

Single cell organisms give birth and propagate their species.
At some point, we encountered a freak mutation which resulted in cells/creatures that could not create life, but which could force others to create life.

And thus, men were born.

Basically theyre a mutation.
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>>5990983
Fugg me pls.
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>>5991643

Blah blah freudian bullshit blah idk you probably want an older, experienced woman to guide you through life and sex. It's the dream of every inexperienced young lesbo.
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>>5991578
Hahaha did you make this, anon?

>>5991628
<---
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>>5990292
It sucks when they do that. An older gal I dated when I was a teen admitted decades later in a biography that she loved the experience and wanted more, but was afraid of what family and the world would think. It took around a year for our friendship to normalize again. Work and common friends made sure we couldn't avoid each other. A couple years after she got her new bf to sing at my b-day. He even lesbianized the songs he sang.

>>5990351
So, I do that all the time. I don't just have gay and lesbian friends. In fact a majority of my friends are not LGBT.

>>5990860
Go for it. Don't let it slip through your fingers.
>'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.
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>>5991667
>autistic """"lesbians"""""actually believe this shit
Do yourself a favor and read a book on evolution before spewing shit out of your ass
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>>5988555
where do the introverted lesbians meet girls? I tried tinder but haven't had any hits. I just want a girlfriend. I'm so fucking lonely.
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>>5991878
>unironically wasting your time reading a book on a mere geuss
Might as well go read Twilight to understand about vampires.
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This lesgen feels too thirsty
May gfs find us all, amen
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http://weddingsandlesbians.tumblr.com/

I want a thread full of cute lesbian weddings, prease.
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>>5991980
It's that time of month. I'm a bit scared at how instant my arousal is.
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waifu2x is amazing.
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>>5992121
Welcome to 6 months ago.
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Anyone ever dated someone with conservative/homophobic parents? How do you deal?
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So, I'm goldstar n closeted for most people, cause I don't feel like I'm comfortable or ready to tell everyone, and, also it is nobody's business, btw the fact i'm so fucking insecure doesn't matter now
Though many must suspect for my behavior(and I was bullied when I was younger, when I do even cared about relationships, but it ceased with time), I try to not let it interfere on anything and this is it. People also does not touch on this subject, especially my acquaintances, they must think this bother me because of the bullying, or just dont care, thats normal I think
Well this week I was at class talking with a friend, and a disgusting fatty just started to ask me about it out of the blue. She was asking if I kiss boys or girls and shit. Got me and my friend by surprise, he didn't say anything and I didn't understand by first and said "why do you want to know?", then she just turned and went back to do her stuff. I don't want to talk about it with her, shit. After this became a joke between me and my friend, like everything
I rarely talk to her, and do because we are classmates, and she did this. It may be me and my autistic way of see the world, but I mean, where she got so intimate for asking something like this for me? Or anyone else? Like, why people care about this so much? This will change something in their lives? Why would she ask me this? It is because I was never seen with someone? How much she know me? I could even be straight and still a virgin, I would still be an ugly virgin, but het. I know its not her fault she doesn't know about this, but at least heve some fucking common sense, I don't want to be her friend or something, and dont fucking care, just do not annoy me, shit
Seriously, this not have to do with anyone, I chose to made it only my privacy, and if I'm in mine, this not bother anyone, still people care about this so much. They could at least understand
Just wanted to share this with someone, got me uncomfortable. I'll try to nevermind it.
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>>5992351
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>>5992360
rude desu
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>>5992351
It's because, like it or not, people talk to each other about you when you're not around. They don't necessarily do this maliciously, in all likelihood they just do it because people in general are an interesting topic, especially people that seem to have hidden qualities or secret struggles.

If that is the case then you can probably respectfully tell her that this is something you consider private and you're not comfortable sharing with her. If she presses you more, even after you ask her not to, then at least you won't regret telling her to fuck off.
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>>5992351
I read it all.

Not sure how to reply though.
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>>5992382
Me too
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I want a wife.
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>>5992402
I-I could be your wife, anon.
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Have any of you ever had a neglectful gf?
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>>5988555
A flower
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>>5992418
>implying any of us ever had a gf.
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>>5992402
that's so me and my gf except i might get a short haircut soon. i keep texting her pictures of wedding dress shops when i'm in town and it drives her crazy. growing hair is hard, why did i go for a buzzcut last christmas again?
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>>5992446
Are you gonna wear a dress or a suit?
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>>5992402
I want a Xena themed wedding
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>>5992460
we'll both wear dresses but i'll have a bow tie garter or some dyke-style thing mainly as a joke
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>meet qt girl that's a friend of a friend
>she's in uniform
>hang my knees are weak
>black out drunk when we meet because I had a really shitty week
>mfw she probably is totally turned off and thinks I'm a mess
>mfw there's been tons of speculation amongst our friends over whether or not she's a lesbian
>mfw I blew it
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>>5992502
So you don't remember interacting with her?

Chances are you didn't or she's not bothered by your behaviour. You are being too hard on yourself, go flick a bean and stalk her. You know what to do afterwards.
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>>5992502

What kind of uniform?
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>tfw no girlfriend who will let me do her makeup
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>>5992526
>tfw no gf to do my makeup
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>>5990292
you think she thinks you date raped her because you think you know you date raped her
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>>5992527
>>5992526
Now kiss
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>>5990292
It's rape, Jake
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>>5992351
yeah I don't know what kind of answer you want either, but some people are nosy and some are outright autism nosy. If you barely know her, it's wayyy too private a question. I'd probably answer the same way you did, and follow up with what >>5992372 said.

>>5992502
was she drunk too then? you know there's the possibility she doesn't remember you that well (good or bad).
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>>5991915
>allow men on tinder
>ask for threesome
>??????
>profit?
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>>5992546
(You)
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>>5992527

Let me kiss you in order to see if this lipstick shade I'm wearing suits you, ok, anon?
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>>5992555
I'm going to remember that line. I wish I was as smooth as you anon
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>>5992555
Well... fuck..

And you got trips too.
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>>5992513
I vaguely remember it. I made her laugh a couple of times. She was pretty nice. Then shortly after that I got super fucked up, passed out and woke up with a terrible stomach virus that lasted for days. It was something that was going around my job. Shivering, fever, vomiting, the whole 9 yards.

>>5992523
I honestly can't remember--the fucked up thing was that we even talked about her job! I think it's something in security.
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>>5992418
I half-have one right now. She has a lot of her own issues and doesn't always let me help, so she tends to alternate between intensely lovey dovey and cuddly and doting, and being distant and a little closed off.

I try to help when I can, but she always thinks she's a burden, even if I tell her over and over that she isn't. It's stressful, but things are getting better, and I love her a lot.
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>tfw no qt jp gf
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>>5992555
Let us crown SMOOTH ANON OF TRIPS the Queen of Lesgen Lipstick Femmes.
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>>5992566
So this wasn't like last weekend??? And you're still lamenting it???

Anon, you need to woman up and follow >>5992513 advice. Do it for us. We need to live vicariously through your sexy, action-jammed norovirus life.
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>>5992575
Do you have one like this where they kiss?
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>>5992564

Lesgen Rule 3 states that if someone gets trips, the person they were replying to has to kiss them.

That means you owe me, now.

>>5992581

That's way too long...
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>>5992581
hear, hear!

>>5992555
Our Queen, long may she live.

>tfw lesgen will always be jelly 'cause she said that to (Me)
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>>5992598
No, but have this where there are plenty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6OfrJX1JuA
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>>5992610
Straight m/a/n with the Sakura Trick mascot please go and stay go.
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>>5992610
Ah that image. I'm gonna use that one.
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>>5992610
gib css
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>>5992597
No, it was a while ago. I just hung out with some of the people that know her last night and when she came up in conversation, I kind of relived it.

I guess I'll try to figure out a way to ask that they invite her a long more without being obvious.
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>>5992651
It's Yotsuba Purple
It's on OneeChan
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>>5992552
thanks i appreciate that
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>>5992661
the jelly is strong in this one
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>>5992627
I've stopped using it since long ago because of high cpu usage when combined with a fuckhuge long list of filters. But I'm glad to have enlightened someone else.
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>>5992813
Who the fuck cares, go back to /u/ with the rest of the straight cucks.
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>>5992415
Vagina and kind personality required.
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>>5992824
Not that anon but I think "vagina" is pretty safe here
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>>5992824
I have 50% of that.
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>>5992846
50% isn't a passing grade, kiddo.

>>5992841
oh the poor dear.
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>>5992846
No one wants a wife with a penis who didn't grow up as a girl and who's likely to commit suicide in the near future.
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>>5993086
>tfw I don't even have a penis and I'll probably commit suicide in the near future because of >tfw no gf

I'd probably have a gf if I had a penis, though.
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Lesgen's favorite topic, penises, as usual.
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Would you, /lesgen/?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1460145427043.jpg
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>>5993138
Who wouldn't?
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>>5993138
holy shit. She's got tits for daaaaays

Yeah I would. Fuck, those delicious tits.
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>>5993148
It's a package, you can't just have the tits.
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>>5993138
>http
disgusting.

The girl is pretty hot, though.
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>>5993157
>>http
>disgusting.
Thanks for reminding me I need to install HTTPS everywhere. I just migrated from Firecuck to SeaMonkey so I haven't downloaded all the extensions I had.
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>>5993138
post the pic after top surgery and T
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>>5993153
What do you find wrong with here, anon?
Really, the only thing I'd change about her would be her hair, I like long hair.

>tfw no qt, strong, hairy gf with big tits to dominate me.
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>>5993168
Pol please.
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>>5993176
Not really /pol/ but Firefox went to shit after the SJW chased the old CEO out and now they are trying to copy Chrome on everything awful it has and it became a botnet too.

I'm loving SeaMonkey to be honest, it's so much more lightweight and most extensions I had work flawlessly. Plus there are some styles out there so it looks aesthetically pleasant.
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>>5993138
Probably. If she isn't on hormones. I have the urge to dom her.
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>>5991578
>no "tfw no qt korean gf"

Objectively terrible
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>>5993175
yeah this. I know she's working out and trying to be butch but the hair ain't right and her body is really femme (big tits and wide hips). If she grew her hair long, she'd be perfection.
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>>5993245
I wish the Korean teacher in my uni was my gf. She's model-tier and I'm just a nerd though.
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I've been playing Minecraft with a 13 year old girl almost every night since the start of March and last night she was sending me a ton of links to different minecraft things and I was looking through them in between writing some emails and one of them was a picture of her in her underwear.
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>>5993381
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>>5993381
So, is the party van there already?
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>>5993381
its ok

you should go to a therapist to deal with your pedophilic urges, they won't judge you, they've seen far worse

remember that you haven't done anything really wrong yet and you won't if you seek treatment

but please stop talking to that girl
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>>5993381
Hot.
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>>5993396
No.

I didn't reply to her and just went to bed. I dunno what to say, I mean she is okay and all and it's hard to find people who's autism meshes with your's when it comes to Minecraft but she can't send me stuff like that.

Also I don't want to kill her budding lesbianism.
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>>5993434
What would you have wanted if you were a 13 year old girl in this situation?
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>>5993434
Were you aroused? When a 15 yo sent me her pictures I was just sort of reduced to shock and panic, I thought the FBI was going to get me for sure. What you should do is keep in mind she's a kid, and if she's sending you pictures of her body she needs to understand that isn't ok, that it's dangerous for both you and her. But tell her to call you back in like 3 years, when she's legal.
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>>5993469
Well, I was her when I was 13 and the lady I was talking to really dropped the shame hammer on me and it wasn't pleasant.

I think I'll ignore it and keep things super focused on minecraft and not really talk about IRL stuff anymore and if she does something similar I'll tell her she can't do that and stop talking to her if I got to.

>>5993494
No, I was mildly confused at first trying to figure out how it related to minecraft then I was like "oh fudge that is her" and then I just got scared that a SWAT team was going to kick in my door.
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>>5993518
>playing minecraft
How old are you now? Does she know you're a woman? Was she qt or was she fat and a blatantly obvious novice?
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>>5993518
>Well, I was her when I was 13 and the lady I was talking to really dropped the shame hammer on me and it wasn't pleasant.
And what did 13 year old you wish that lady did...
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>>5993532
I'm 19, she knows because we've talked on Skype and she sent me a Facebook request.

She seems kinda doughy.

>>5993545
I didn't really know what my end game was at 13, it's not like I expected her to like come kidnap me and let me live with her or something. I suppose I just wanted her attention.
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>>5993518
>Well, I was her when I was 13 and the lady I was talking to really dropped the shame hammer on me and it wasn't pleasant.
If you've been in her shoes, then let her know. Maybe if she learns that someone has been through the same feelings and experiences she's going though, she won't grow up hating herself thinking she's a freak.
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>>5993614
Ugh. Doughy 13 yo's become doughy adults. Kick'er.
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>>5984362
> and she prefers only men. She only went out with men before transition too.
Didn't she date Erika Linder or at least say something along those lines?
https://mobile.twitter.com/andrejapejic/status/193507646811291649

That means that she was bi back when she was a boy. I don't think getting surgery magically changed that. Maybe she just won't date women now cause other people made her think that it would delegitimize her as a girl.
>She is a girl through and through
Utterly boring, I liked her way better before she was a girl through and through. Whatever happened to everything she said about androgyny back when she was a boy? She seemed to have a lot of fun with it and dressing andro. I don't see why that wasn't a legit part about her.

It's perfectly reasonable that she would want to make her body female, I just think it a little sad that she felt that she had to get rid of her more boyish traits or else people wouldn't take her seriously as a woman. Might have a nicer body now but I liked her boy version's personality better.

Trans would be more attractive if they still acted boyishly.
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>>5992937
she's cute. i don't even mind her metal boogers.
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_@グ
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>>5993852
nice
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>>5993138
Yup!
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>>5992372
I know people talk about me, good or no, and really people here gossip like hell, but I just found it so fucking strange and unusual someone get you suddenly asking something like that, especially someone who barely knows your name. A stranger. She did not even held a chat before asking this. JUST
I couldn't think in a decent answer, I just "huh? what? why do you want to know?", she didnt even answer. I like things explained.
>>5992543
Yeah, anon, at least me and my friend now have something else to joke about hahaha
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>>5993381
Send her nudes.
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>>5993381
REALLY!! that bad huh...
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what's your favorite meal

mine is pictured
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What a charming thread here!
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>>5993138
Eh... no thanks
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